- Hey there. You ever notice that there's about a thousand Christmas songs, and not many Thanksgiving songs? Well, I wrote eight
new Thanksgiving songs. Take a listen and tell me which one you think is your favorite. ♪ There are two types of families ♪ ♪ On Thanksgiving Day ♪ ♪ The ones who start drinking at 8:00 AM ♪ ♪ And the ones who run a 5K ♪ ♪ And if you ran that Turkey Trot ♪ ♪ Chances are a hundred percent ♪ ♪ That you posted your pics on Instagram ♪ ♪ And made the rest of
us feel like t
otal ♪ (beep) This one goes out to all the people who may be dealing with some family drama. ♪ You might have to deal with ♪ ♪ A racist uncle ♪ ♪ You'll be at the table ♪ ♪ He'll get drunk and mumble ♪ ♪ Something inappropriate
about Native Americans ♪ ♪ Something inappropriate
about immigration ♪ ♪ You'll all be uncomfortable ♪ ♪ And it will cause some drama ♪ ♪ When he blames all his problems ♪ ♪ On Barack ♪ You know what? Okay, let's move on. This is the closest you will ever get to a Thanksg
iving love song. ♪ Baby, you're so beautiful ♪ ♪ But I can barely move ♪ ♪ I'm tired and I'm bloated ♪ ♪ But I'm still in love with you ♪ ♪ And our faces are kind of greasy ♪ ♪ From that gravy and turkey neck ♪ ♪ And I got a lot of crap in my teeth ♪ ♪ Let's take a Thanksgiving rain check ♪ This one's about me trying to sneak watch football on Thanksgiving. ♪ Baby, your story's so interesting ♪ ♪ I'm not watching football ♪ ♪ I am listening ♪ ♪ So your friend's dog ran away ♪ ♪ That was pass
int
erference on the Titans ♪ ♪ And she looked for it all ♪ ♪ David Montgomery
Touchdown for the Lions ♪ ♪ And she found it in the cul-de-sac ♪ ♪ By Aiden Hutchinson ♪ ♪ Well, I'm glad she got it back ♪ ♪ Shoulder fade for the win ♪ ♪ Yeah ♪ ♪ I wasn't listening, sorry ♪ Okay, three quick songs about food. Let's do it. ♪ I am a fan of tryptophan ♪ ♪ It makes me a sleepy man ♪ ♪ It's in Turkey, it's in wine ♪ ♪ And I'm asleep ♪ ♪ At 5:49 ♪ My wife's not gonna like this next one. ♪ Stuffing is amazing
♪ ♪ It makes us all rejoice ♪ ♪ Make sure and add some chicken stock ♪ ♪ It'll make it nice and moist ♪ She doesn't like that word.
- [Kim] Ew. This next one's about pie. ♪ Nah, I don't really
eat it in the summer ♪ ♪ I don't really eat it in the spring ♪ ♪ Why is pie so perfect ♪ ♪ On Thanksgiving ♪ ♪ Yeah ♪ ♪ When was the time I last ate pie ♪ ♪ I can't really remember ♪ ♪ But I'm going to eat
about eight pieces ♪ ♪ On the fourth Thursday in November ♪ ♪ Gimme some pie ♪ (funky electronic mus
ic) Last song, let's just make sure
everybody gets home safely. ♪ Please don't drive home ♪ ♪ Just leave your car here ♪ ♪ You've had a whole bottle of wine ♪ ♪ And probably seven beers ♪ ♪ And I saw you fall
asleep in your chair ♪ ♪ Get an Uber ♪ ♪ It'll take you anywhere ♪ Okay, that was eight songs. Do you have a favorite? Honey, do you have a favorite? No? - I have a favorite. I love the Thanksgiving love song. It is the least romantic holiday ever. I don't even think Taylor and Travis could
make it romantic on Thanksgiving. - What is nine months from the
fourth Thursday of November? Does anyone have a birthday then? - There are very few babies born nine months after Thanksgiving. ♪ Check out theholdernessfamily.com ♪ ♪ We got a game you can try ♪ ♪ And a book you can buy ♪ ♪ And some brand new merch to try on ♪ ♪ Can you tell we are busy ♪ ♪ And we also have a podcast and a blog ♪ (upbeat music)
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