(upbeat music) - Emergency contact. Who's my emergency contact? (phone chimes) Hi.
- Hello. Hey, how are you? - Good, how's home? Hmm?
- [Both] Our home. - That worked because we're married. Can you think of anybody I would write for emergency contact? - I mean, there's a couple obvious people that you live with and rely on. - I'm drawing a blank. I'll let you know when
I think of somebody. I'm gonna have to call a lot of people. Can we get a stand here? I'm gonna call Jennifer Lawrence. (phone
chimes) Oh my god, hi Jen! - Hi. - Oh, my god, it's been forever. I'm looking for an emergency contact. - We were barely friends 10 years ago. How did you get this number? - Oh... I got-
- I was 20, you were 40. - When we became friends? - I don't wanna get
back in touch, I'm good. Okay, good luck with your health issue. - Okay, thank you. And I love your work. I gotta change number.
- Mom life, right? (phone chimes) Kim Kardashian. - Hello.
- Hi Kim, how are you? It's me, Amy. - You remember Kh
loé. - Oh my god, hi Khloé. I'm getting a bunch of elective surgeries and I just wanted to
know if I could list you as my emergency contact. - Sure.
- Yeah, that's okay? Okay.
- We thrive in emergencies. - We thrive in chaos. - I'm a do not resuscitate,
even if I get a splinter. - [Khloé] Sad, we can't do mouth to mouth. - No, do mouth to mouth no matter what. - Oh, thank god.
- Okay. I got two emergency contacts. That's great. But what if they're busy
because they're like, so busy. They're alwa
ys like, busy. All right, I'm gonna try Chris Rock. - Yeah. - I wanted to ask you if I could list you as my emergency contact. - [Chris] Absolutely. - Really? - You should call me
if anything goes wrong. Like Harvey Keitel in "Pulp Fiction." People are gonna be
rooting for your death. (phone chimes) - What up? - Hey, how are you? - Good, how are you? - [Amy] Good, you look
so cute in your glasses. - Thank you. - Yeah, do you think... 'Cause I'm actually filling
out this intake form and I need an
emergency contact. - Can you bring someone
that looks like me? - Like a stand in? - Yeah. - Yeah.
(phone chimes) - I appreciate that but I can't take something like that on right now. Is that all you wanted to ask? - Yeah. - Perfect, love that. Take it easy. Bye.
(phone chimes) - I'm having a shake. I think my teeth green from the shake so I'm sorry about that. - They're really green. I was gonna ask you something but now I that I'm looking at your teeth. I think... (Larry laughs) - Oh boy, it'
s that bad. - It's, yeah, it's... (Larry continues laughing) Judd Apatow's been my longtime mentor. - Would I like be the one who decides if I unplug you or not? - Maybe. - So, if I want to, I can? - Not Judd.
(phone chimes) Sam Rockwell. I was guessing you
probably had some money. - Emergency contact. How does that involve
the money part of that? - I just thought if
something happened to me that you could raise my husband and son. - That's a challenging endeavor. Can I get back to you? - Sebast
ian Maniscalco would be such a good emergency contact. - I barely picked up this FaceTime. I don't even talk to you. Don't you have any family or anything? - Hey dad, how you doing? - Que passa, muchacha? - Wow, I didn't know
you were so bilingual. - I speak abyssal. You know what abyssal means? - A little? - It's also a brand name
for a vacuum cleaner. - That's very helpful. - Hey, Amy. - Hey, Wanda. Oh my god, remember when
we hosted the Oscars? That was crazy. - That was crazy. - I'm getting
a bunch
of elective surgeries and I just wanted to
know if I could list you as my emergency contact. - You know, I mean, what if
they bring back the big McRib? I just gotta drop everything. - Yeah. - [Wanda] And take care of that too. - Hi.
- Hey, Tim. Can I list you as my emergency contact? - Hmm. (smacks lips) (Tim sighs) Oh, boy. Can I be like, number four? - So if the first three people can't... - Yeah, exactly. Like, if something happened
to the first three, then I'm number four. - Right? -
Michael Che's a good friend. - I think I'm a contact for someone else and I don't think you can be two contacts in case two emergencies
happen at the same time. - I'm gonna try Michael Rapaport. - Hell, no. No, I don't want that responsibility. Definitely not. - Maybe you can be my emergency contact. - I don't know how reliable I'll be. - I don't have time. - I am on toilet. - Does it come of any responsibilities? - Blink twice if you want
to be my emergency contact. (phone chimes) No. I think
I know what I'm gonna write. This is who I trust more than anybody. My emergency contact. I'm ready. (upbeat hip-hop music) (audience cheers) Thank you so much, L.A. Please. Thank you.
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