- [Announcer] "Breaking News" is back. - Hello and welcome. - Welcome.
- Welcome. - Welcome to "Breaking News." - The absolute truth on Dropout America. - Hello, America, and only America. - [Announcer] A new season of the least trusted name in news. - Today's top story, billionaire nepo baby,
Sam Reich, announced plans to launch Burning Sam. - But the lefties wouldn't let me. Until now. (anchors laughing)
I hate this. - [Announcer] New sets. (anchors cheering) - [Announcer] New anchors. - I'm D
aisy Duke Cheeks.
And has anyone seen my Pa? - I'm the daughter you weren't ready for. - What? - [Announcer] New news. - I'm standing here in a ditch
outside San Quentin Prison. - Am I currently drinking blood? Yes. - That's disgusting.
- It's slippery. - [Announcer] Still no laughing. - I'm a waitress from the south. - Oh.
- Sounds like you run a den of sin to me.
- What? - [Announcer] Now with expanded
coverage, including sports. - [Both] Oh! - Fans are going wild. - You can be kinky and play
basketball. - [Announcer] Right-wing politics. - Don't you hate it how you just can't say anything these days? - Not what I mean!
- Oh no! - Just tell your employees to go (beep) themselves
and be done with it. - [Announcer] Celebrity gossip. - I put poison in Helen Mirren's coffee. She's dead now.
- Mm. Classic. - [Announcer] The 1960s. - Hey Dick, how are you? - Did you end up having sex
with a flight attendant? - What in God's name
is a flight attendant? - Oh my God. - [Announcer] Rural Ameri
ca. - Do that little dance you do. - Bless your sweet cherry mouth, Daisy. - [Announcer] D&D. - Ahoy. I'm so excited to tell you
all about my favorite game that I know a lot about.
- Oh no! - [Announcer] Casino heists. - This will be our most
daring robbery yet. - I could lift your wallet so clean, you'd think you were
robbed by a butterfly. - [Announcer] And more. (Erika munching) "Breaking News," unfair,
unbalanced, unhinged.
Comments
Dropout was basically at the roulette table and pushed all their chips onto the big square labeled: “Brian David Gilbert” and I absolutely love it!
I like how they say "New Anchors", then show our old favorite, Kippy Yee Amy Vorphal.
Finally, a news show that refuses to give in to woke ideology. Glad I subscribed to Dropout America!
I like how it’s April 2 so people know it’s not an April Fools joke lmao
Dropout America has got to be my favorite ongoing bit. A little it of pay back for all the Game Changing XD
I can feel it, this is Amy Vorpahl's season, she's gonna win a game. LETS GO
Breaking News: Breaking News new season is breaking the break between the Breaking News seasons, more tonight on Breaking News
Oh god the "grant pretend to know dnd when he clearly doesnt around the crew that do" episode is going to have me filled with so much second hand embarrassment, cant wait.
Making Grant talk about D&D will be gold 😂😂
The fact both Patrick and Jeremy have been on Dropout means we're so close to having Angela on... I need a Game Changer/Make Some Noise with her, Izzy, and Vic 🙏🙏🙏
I see the traditions of torturing Sam by painting him as a massive conservative, and torturing everyone else by playing to their weaknesses, are alive and well! And with higher production value, too! (Props to the art/props departments!) I'm hyped. But also, I'm sad, because I'm pretty sure we can't possibly have any more True Facts About Grant O'Brien episodes -- there can't be anything we don't already know, right?! 😂
is that Jordan from Mythical Kitchen??? So excited!
I did NOT know bdg ended up here, glad to find him here
You all are kinda funny. Should do this professionally!
I love them to do a crazy post-apocalyptic campaign someday, like Fallout, Mutant Crawl Classics, or Umerica
The only news source I trust
1:28. HOLY SHIT, ITS MATT “HELLO EVERYONE” APODACA!! …I am so excited he’s popping up here. He’s a god damn treasure and I want him on everything E V E R Y T H I N G
I have my face prepared and everything. Let’s go!
YESSS! New seasons of Game Changer and Um Actually are bangers, I am hyped for the new one of Breaking News
So excited to finally see Jake in this! (And looking sooo good in a suit too!!)