Fan-Favorite Football Moments 🔥 SUPER COMPILATION (Part 2) | Wild 'N Out

- Y'all want to see something beautiful? - Yes. (audience applauding) (buzzer sounds) - Ay, yo! Ay, yo! - [Announcer] I mean it's true, but it ain't. You smarter than that. You smarter than that. You smarter than that. - [Nick] Your momma gon' be mad that you buzzed that. - [Audience] "N" - Make it nasty, nasty, nasty nasty, nasty. - [Audience] "O" - On and on, till the break of dawn Till the break of dawn and - [Audience] "P" - Pineapples are very meat. I wish it was some meat. - [Audience] "Q"

- Wait, wait. She didn't- (buzzer) - [Audience] Effed it up, effed it up Effed it up, effed it up, effed it up On the alphabet train. - [Audience] Hey, what we doing in the classroom? - Imma do the Carlton in the classroom. - Imma do it, uh, in the classroom. - [Audience] Aww, get him out the classroom. Aww, get him out the classroom. Ay, what we doing in the classroom? - I hate D- (school bell rings) (audience applauding) - Yo DJ D-Wreck, I like how you run your bell man. - [Audience] Baby dad

dy. Baby mama. Baby daddy. Baby mama. Baby daddy. Baby mama. Yo. Who wants the drama? - I want all the drama. I want to see the drama right now in my hands. Both hands with the drama. My baby mama's so hood. - [Audience] How hood is she? - I told her this is gluten free, she was like, I didn't even know the (beep) got locked up. (audience laughs) (buzzer sounds) (audience boos) - Wait hold up. Hold up. Did y'all think it was funny? (audience cheers) Should I give him a bell? (audience cheers) Sa

ved by the bell. (audience applauding) - Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Whoo! (audience laughs) Man I ain't gon' lie. I'm sick of this damn relationship. 'cause you made me wait, "two pound." Two pound. (buzzer sounds) Two pound. This is two pounds. To pound. (audience laughs) - I would like to cancel these masks 'cause if I eat another piece of (beep) with this mask on, I'm sick of this (beep) right here. (bell dings) - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. - Wait, wait, wait, wait, what. Can we cancel, clear

ly, the bell button? 'cause you're giving everything a bell when it's whack. (buzzer sounds) - Can we cancel you? Can we cancel your mom for having you? Can we cancel God for even thinking of you? Can we cancel anything that has anything to do with DJ Wreck? Or else I want to cancel my damn self Because I had to get close to you. Can I cancel me for being close to you? Can I cancel anything that (buzzer sounds) (bell dings repeatedly) - Eat that ass up. (bell dings) - Eat hot soup - [Audience] E

at that ass up. Eat that ass up. (audience laughs) - [Audience continuing] Eat that ass up. (bell dings) Eat that ass up. Eat that ass up. Eat that ass up. - That's nasty. (buzzer sounds) (audience laughs) - Yo, I'm all swole. I'm kinda hard. I'll protect ya, here's my card. I might frisk you. And go to- - He said "guard!" - (beep) all y'all! Y'all not listening. What did I say? - My card! My card! (bell dinging repeatedly) - You said guard. - I said, "Here's my card." - You said guard. You said

guard bro. - I'm about to body slam somebody up in here. - Big man, I got a pig in a blanket. (bell dings) - Hey bro, you ain't gonna believe this bro. This Instagram model pillow blood as a (beep) (buzzer sounds) Instagram model, this was her pillow ugly ah boy! - Got a horrible pillow. - Y'all ain't got no wheelchair access? You can't go? (buzzer sounds) - Oh my! What are you, are you (beep)? - Word up. Oh. (buzzer sounds) (audience cheering) Y'all too young for that (beep). That was funny. (

audience laughs) - Need a white hot girl to give butt shots to? (buzzer sounds) It's a gun! (audience laughs) - I don't know what else to do. (audience laughs) (buzzer sounds) - I got crutch on you. (audience cheers) (bell dings repeatedly) - I'm a gigolo, spending all the dough and I'm always surrounded by- (buzzer sounds) So many hoes. (bell dings repeatedly) - Give him his headband back. He mad, that's what it is. (audience laughs) - The scene is 'American Idol Auditions.' - American Idol. Ro

und three. Fight. (audience laughs) (audience cheers) (bell dings) - This is my sorry for 2004. - Go ahead on Ruben. (buzzer sounds) - You buzzed that? - It wasn't funny. It was obvious. - He's Ruben Studdard, that was funny? - It wasn't funny. - [Audience] It's my birthday. Ah ah ah ah, it's my birthday. - My name is Nick. - [Audience] Yeah. - Ain't no one flyer. - [Audience] Yeah. - If I get a buzzer. - [Audience] Yeah. - D-Wreck you fired. (buzzer sounds) - We got any DJs in the house. We ain

't got no DJ? (bell dings rapidly) (air horn sounds) - I'm gonna do me. 'cause can't nobody do me better than I do me. You feel me? (buzzer sound) (audience laughs) - Ayo. - No, I'm just playing. I'm just playing. Go ahead. Go ahead. I'm sorry. - That was crazy. I can't fake it. (buzzer sounds) - I dunno. Hold on. I got it. It's fixed. It's fixed. It's fixed. It's fixed. (buzzer sounds) - [D-Wreck] I dunno what. That is hilarious. - This person should lose their job immediately. - We on the same

team! Same team. Well go ahead, I'll wait. Go ahead. (ringer sounds) - Who is DJ D-Wreck? - Yeah. (buzzer sounds) (ringer sounds) - I was gonna say the same thing, bruh is terrible. (buzzer sounds) - DJ "AARP" (buzzer sounds) - DJ "my back" (buzzer sounds) - DJ "my knee" (buzzer sounds) - DJ "ah" (buzzer sounds) - Messages in Jesus' DM. (ringer sounds) - Well, you go. I go. I can't let that one go. Go ahead. - What is, "It's me again big dog. You heard me the first time? The third time? The fif

th time?" (bell dings) (ringer sounds) What is, "God, if you can just give one more hit. It's Nick. It's been so long since I, just one more?" - He answers my prayers. Won't he do it? (ringer sounds) - My ladies gonna feel me on this. What is, "God, if you get me through this, I will never do it again? Please." (bell dings) (ringer sounds) - Lord, please get me a hit song. (buzzer sounds) - (beep) I did ask god, I got a hit song (beep). Hold up, I got a hit song gimme that beep. (bell dings) - L

et's move. Let's move on. - Ain't no move on (beep) need to tell your hair piece to move on. - That's what I'm saying. We was gone be on yo ass. Go ahead, Fly. (ringer sounds) What is, "This is DJ D-Wreck and I've been bald for 13 years. If you could just have them create something to gimme a hairline like a road manager." (bell dings) - Oh no, go ahead, Fly. (ringer sounds) - What is, "This is DJ D-Wreck again. Lord, this hair piece is tight than a motherfucker." (bell dings) - Lord, this D-Wre

ck again, could you please make them make some man glue that don't come off when you get in the shower? (bell dings) (audience applauding) - Alright. Your word is amphibian. - Alright, I got it. I got it. I'm a earthquake. I cave your whole village in. I switch it up like I'm aunt Vivian. I take all of your (beep) ,I'm pillagin'. DC have the face of an amphibian. - I'll beat your ass, bruh. - Wait, wait, wait, wait. - All right, put some money in the school so the kids would try better. Nick use

d to do movies. Tribeca. Huh? Three Grammys. That's trifecta. Oh, damn. - [Nick] That's it? That's facts. What you mean? (crowd cheers) - He said three Grammys, trifecta. That didn't work? - Gotta say the red team wins that one. Make sone noise for the red team. Wait, hold up. DJ, hold on man. (record scratches) Why you give him a buzz D-Wreck? The rules is the punchline has to be the the word. Okay. So you know what? I don't think DJ D-Wreck knows how hard this is up here. I think we should mak

e DJ D-Wreck have to come play this game. - [Audience] Go Nick, Go Nick! - Your word is 'heterosexual'. Aight. What's up girl? I'm trying to get next to you. What's up girl? You know I been texting you. You know what I'll take either I'm flexible, we can do this head or sexual. (bell dings) - It was clever and we knew what it was. - Bars. "Head or o-sexual" - Go ahead on with that. DJ D-Wreck who won that game? The red squad won that one. Make some noise for the red squad. - Check it out ♪ Girl

I'm the king of the jungle. ♪ I'll give you this banana, yeah I'm ready to rumble ♪ Man they took me out the jungle. - You can't say king. You said king. Get your ass over here light skin. - Aight, let me do it again. Let me do it again. - [Nick] No. No. - Me and you on this couch won't last long. I chase around people with a mask on. I be peeping my peers. Plus I've been beefing with my sister for like 50 years. Take the stand me route. We can trick or treat, trick or trick, with the candy out.

I mean, here's another hint for you; flame in it. This movie title got my name in it. Halloween playin'. Holla, we ain't playin'. (buzzer sounds) - No, I said Holla. Holla. I didn't say Halloween (beep) - You said 'ween' though, get your big head ass over here. You still said we 'ween'! - "Halloween" playing, not Halloween. - Man I need some smart people on my team! - This movie is about monkeys and white people. The monkeys learned how to read and wanted to be treated equal. Next thing you kno

w it wasn't all right. They shut the city down and had a big fight. Do you have cable at your house? - Planet of the Apes? (buzzer sounds) - What she said. She said it! (bell dings) - My man Nick Cannon is so fly. - [Audience] How fly is he? - That the Lord prays to him. - Amen. - Lil' blasphemous. Lil' blasphemous. But you know. - That's what we're doing? - We playing with the Lord? My dude Dave East is so fly. - [Audience] How fly is he? - All his DMs got automated responses. Woo. Come on. - Y

ou bet not. - Come on baby. That's what I'm talking about. (buzzer sounds) What? - You tried to put the 'woo' on the end, like it was gonna make it better. - These my cousins don't standby. Standby. And if you rock with us, I'm gonna whoop your ass. Outside. Outside. (audience cheers) (buzzer sounds) Oh, let's go whoop his ass. Let's go whoop his ass. (buzzer sounds) (audience laughs) (bell dings) (bell dings repeatedly) Give yourselves a round of applause. DJ D-Wreck almost got his ass whooped

on that one. - Listen, y'all is not gonna believe who I found in the crowd. You hear me, lil' ugly? Oh my goodness. Listen man, I grew up with this boy, man. Grew for a long time, but listen, it's gonna hurt our hearts, because he's not on the Millennium Tour no more. And Omarion gone kick his ass. Give it up for Lil' Fizz! Look up ugly man. He gonna rock your ah. He gone ah- (buzzer sounds) What? - [D-Wreck] That don't look like him man. He don't look like Lil' Fizz? - It was funny though. - At

lanta turn up! - [Audience] Turn up for what? - Exactly. Why do you guys keep turning up? I can't really hear anything. You guys are putting big ass subwoofers in old ass 2004 Ford Tauruses. You guys should turn down the volume be more low key maybe. (music plays) - Let me get that- - What the (beep) (bell dings) - Jersey, turn up. - Turn up for what? - Because we got ashy Larry on our team, but I got 'em to use some lotion. (crickets chirping) Are you serious? Nah. You know what? That's why you

r job ashy, you bastard. - Jersey, turn up. - [Audience] Turn up for what? - Because the doctor just told me my ex had three days to live and that 'bout was about a week ago. (crickets chirping) You got on a red waist trainer. I ain't never seen that. Real talk. Listen and I mean that. Look I'ma tell you. It's looking scary. You look like a nasty ass strawberry. Strawberry. Like that shit from in the bottom of the bag. (buzzer sounds) When bite it, you wishing you never had. I'm rapping on this

beat, with your baldheaded ass. And you be hating over there because you really trash. and you ain't never had no job You be hating on the red and the black squad. Every time you wanna rap, (beep) take a nap (beep) Next time, man don't give me dap (beep). Because I don't (beep) with you Nick don't (beep) with you Listen, you like Cliff Huxtable. You was good, but then your going back to the hood. Walking ass, walking ass walking ass walking ass. - I think that was all about you D-Wreck. - I got

something. All right, y'all want some more? Yeah. Alright calm down. Calm down. - Now normally I tell you, know what I'm saying? A hot female like you 'bring that ass here girl.' You feel what I'm saying? Uh-uh. But I'm trying to be a gentleman, so when I look at you baby, you remind me of a heart murmur. 'Cause every time I look at you, you make my heart skip a beat. - Ooh. (buzzer sounds) (mixed applause) - You don't know what a heart murmur is? A heart murmur. People have died from heart murm

urs. (audience cheers) - You know I just turned vegan, right? So everything I eat gotta be green. (audience cheers and whistles) (buzzer sounds) (audience boos) That's because you eat pork, you swine eating bastard. You get your diet together. Stop eating all that meat. If I said you had an amazing body, would you hold it against me? Would you hold it against me? If that ain't older than all of us in here, - Are you cr- Oh my god. Goddamn, You fine than a mother- They say, "don't touch", but gue

ss what. I'm the type to (beep) with my eyes. I want all that goddamn. (audience laughs) (buzzer sounds) - What? - Thank you. - All that? Hold on. Hold on. It ain't 'bout her face (beep) I want them drawers. What? (bell dings) - [Nick] Nah, let me see them. - Okay, now remember the winner of this spelling bee gets a date with these "Wild n' Out" girls. Are you ready for your final word? - Yes. Yes. - Okay. Your final word is humongous. - Humongous. Oh, that's easy. Humongous. M-Y-P-E-N-I-S. Humo

ngous. (buzzer sounds) - Your penis will always get a buzz anywhere near me. (audience cheers) - Um, are you Harambe's enclosure? 'Cause I wanna drop a baby in you. (buzzer sounds) - That's the baby drop with the gorilla. The baby with gorilla? (buzzer sounds repeatedly) - How I get a buzz, what? (buzzer continues) (audience cheers) Y'all want to see something beautiful? - Yes. (crowd awws) (buzzer sounds) - Ayo. Ayo! - I mean it's true but it ain't. You smarter than that. You smarter than that.

You smarter than that. - Your mama gonna be mad that you buzzed that - She could be mad. She been mad before. - I- ♪ You got me speechless. ♪ ♪ You got me speechless. ♪ - No I can't give you. Nah. (buzzer sounds) - What are you talking about? ♪ You got me speechless ♪ I want my damn bell. Speechless. - How you doing little mama? - Hi. - That body incredible. - You like it? - I mean a perfect ten. - But the face, you know what make the face look a little bit better. - What? - My legs wrapped aro

und it. (crowd oohs) (buzzer sounds) - D-Wreck. D-Wreck. - It's too obvious. - You gave the most quietest pickup line a bell. - Go back to your pit. Go to your pit. Go to your pit. - What's up, boo? Look, I'm Jesshilarious. I'm from Baltimore. We call it body more. But look, I'm trying to take you back home with me so I can see that body more. (buzzer sounds) - You know the real reason they call it "bodymore?" (audience cheers) - You see they all disrespectful trying to have sex with you. No I'm

not trying to do that at all. Yeah, can you just gimme the top? (buzzer sounds) - Okay. Do he got a big head? Yes. But you know what's bigger is my P-E-N-I- (buzzer sounds) You gone give me a bell when I want my freaking bell. My penis is big and it's gone stay that way. - Yeah Emmanuel. - I'm here. I'm here. I said Emmanuel, it's about to go down. Why do you have on a wilding out nightgown? Chico Bean, I'm like no other D-Wreck give his dime joke. One more buzzer. - Hold up, hold up, hold up.

It ain't over. You fat. You eat left and right overs. You know just how I kick it, I flip it. They don't want to get the dime joke then forget it. Yo. - Chico. You know that I am known to rhyme. Nobody got that dumb joke about the dime. But you kept telling it the whole damn show. Why you cut a hole in the top of your hat bro? It looks stupid. And I just want to say that. Give Dewayne Wayne his goddamn glasses back. Hey and I get busy. Chico Bean. I'm the Wild N' Out Drizzy. Yeah. - I don't real

ly care about none of that. You know I'm iller. I'm not playing. You really look familiar. (crowd cheers) - ATL turn up. - [Audience] Turn up for what? - Because according to my girl's flow app, I'm not pregnant by her and neither is Nick. I said that wrong. I thought about it all day. I thought about it all day. That's my brother y'all. That's my brother. That's my brother y'all. - Hey man. Don't jinx it. Hell yeah. I gotta have my weaponry. What's up my girl? You trying to hit these? Hell yeah

, I'll break bread witcha. Go crazy. All right, all right. A wise man once told me, "Nicholas." Whoa! - That's a check Nick. That's a check. Wait a minute. That's a check. We want a hundred million and a jet right now. - I am Nick Cannon's thoughts and I love nothing more than jokes that are original. What did the angel say when he answered the phone? Halo because it's, it's a ha- (buzzer sounds) - Get outta here man. - Make some noise for Phillip. - Let go Phil. Let go. Phil. - I got a joke, it

's fire, and it's original. What did the angel say when he answered the phone? Halo? (bell dings) - [Nick] I'm sorry. - [D-Wreck] Nice. That's what I'm talking about. That's a good one. - It was the delivery. - I never heard it before. - The topic is 'church.' Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it. Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it. - Welcome to church. Where God is great. Soon as you walk in pass the plate. - Pass the plate? No not again. I gave you my twenties. I gave you my te

ns. - You gave me your tens. That is not enough. - Send it to me or you going to hell. - Going to hell? That ain't in the book. Hey I'ma stop coming here. You are a crook. I am a crook? Watch it young man. I'm still a pastor. I'll lay these hands - You'll lay these hands? Pastor you wrong. I know this a black church. This taking too long. - Taking too long? As it should. I can go all day about how God is good. - Okay. God is good, all the time and all the time god is good. - You ticklish (beep)?

- Oh you ain't ticklish. I gotcha. What did Erykah Badu? Sound she made when she fell down the stairs? - Ain't it? Exactly. Erykah Badubadubadubadu (buzzer sounds) - Your scene is 'stranded in the ocean.' - Oh my god. That's Moby thick. (bell dings) You scene is on a playground. - Sing the school song, dammit. Sing it! ♪ Safe ♪ (harmonizing) side - [Audience] Heads up. Get that money. How much you want for the water? - (beep) By the quarter. - How much you want for the shirt? - I can't fit that

. - Better make it work. You standing up here and you looking bold. I got a stack for them chips. - Oh, (bleep). Sold. - [Audience] Five. Ten. Fifteen. Twenty. Hands up, get that money. Five. Ten. Fifteen. Twenty. Hands up, get that money. - Me and ThatBoyFunny up in this bitch. - We at a auction right now, trying to place a bid. - I see some chips. - I see some dip. - I see some lips. - I see her hip. Standing up here. Yeah, we on our toes. - I got a thousand for Aquaman. - Ah (bleep). Sold. -

[Audience] Five. Ten. Fifteen. Twenty. Hands up, get that money. - Five. Ten. Fifteen. Twenty. Hands up, get that money. - You know I got big boy when I come through. Big boy. He looking for the snacks and the food. It's a big boy coming through. I'm talking real live. Let me get them flowers there. 'Cause my momma in the crowd. - [Audience] Five. Ten. Fifteen. Twenty. Hands up, get that money. - Five. Ten. Fifteen. Twenty. Hands up, get that money. - [Audience] Go, go, the back seat of my ride.

- Backseat of my ride. I ain't never - Backseat of my ride. Seen her. - Backseat of my ride I ain't never. - Ain't never, I ain't never. I ain't never. I ain't never. I ain't never seen a big boy in the backseat. I ain't never seen a big boy in the backseat. I ain't never seen a big boy in the backseat. I ain't never seen a big- - [Audience] Backseat of my ride - You gone mess the suspension up. - [Audience] The backseat of my ride. Go. Go. Backseat of my ride. - Backseat of my ride. I got Vero

nica. - Backseat of my ride. I like Monica. - Backseat of my ride. I like your yarmulka. - Backseat of my ride. Come through for Hanukah. - Backseat of my ride. Don't let this car hit you. - Backseat of my ride. I spit these bars-Mitzvahs - Backseat of my ride. I popped them bottles off. - Backseat of my ride. Yo mazel tov. - [Audience] Go go. Backseat of ride. Go. Go. - I have a girlfriend. I gotta sit on the side. Okay? Okay girl. I'm trying to get this rap off. The first guy taught me to wax

on and wax off. That's insane kid. And win the championship. I won with the crane kick. - You said freaking kid. - No, I do. You said (laughs) - [Audience] 5, 10, 50, 20. Hands up. Get that money. 5, 10, 50, 20 hands up. Get that money. - Out of the ordinary. Call the coronary raw. I don't see no girl's phone numbers right there on on your clipboard. Verbally raw. Holding me raw. You got the Carmex. But I don't wanna use it. You might even have a cold sore. Spitting these bars, getting it hard,

living this bar, you coulda paid me $20,000 just to go get in that door, get a drop. Hell pain. I'm yellow boot and el main. Metro calling. Never take an L unless it is the L train. - [Audience] 5, 10, 50, 20 hands up. Get that money. - Mattie Smith. Mattie Smith. Hey, you don't wanna wild with the Don. (beep) right now with my yarmulke on. Listen, I love spiting these bars. You love going to work for 10 hours and leaving your kids in the car. This is air on. You look like a mix between young th

ug's little turd bod and an AirPod. - Understanding when I bust, yo, I got the neon. Come on (beep) your life. - Your answer is Nick Cannon will get you pregnant if, - What is, if your name is Lisa, Tina, Michelle, Katrina, Brittany, Tanya, Toya, Tina. (bell dings) Your answer is "signs your significant other is for the streets." What is the restaurant saved in his phone? Call him. - [D-Wreck] Facts. - Nick Cannon. I ain't got no check yet and I need new bras. 'cause my titties supposed to sit l

ike this but, they sit like that. - They supposed sit like this- - [Nick] Your check is on the way - Now Courtney B. Come up here girl. Lemme tell you why you should (beep) with me. - Okay? - Because at the barbecue, I know you like Frito Lays, but you up here built like the octopus off the mermaid. - I don't like that. DC no fly. You look like. - A small fry. - Thank you. - You got it. - If I sit on you, you would die. - Facts. Right between yo thighs. - Hey Nick, I wanna ask you a question. Do

n't spit. I want to be here more. What do you think? What do you think is further away? My country, or Chico Bean hairline? Look at his (beep), look at his (beep), his hairline is so far away. It needs a passport. - Sound like the count. The one. The two. The three. The four (audience continues counting) - Hey, hey, yo. This guy. I was in the bedroom. He asked me to talk dirty to him and I was like, "You sure? I'm not like Latina. That (beep) not sexy. It's not like 'Ay papi' Like I'll be in tha

t bitch like- (speaks Hebrew) - What's up sisters? - Oh, Nicholas. I've been trying to get pregnant by you for the last three seasons, but I've been saying it in English so maybe if I say it in Creole. (speaks Creole) Oh that ain't work. You know what? Lemme get my Hebrew girl over here. Come on kick it to him in Hebrew, please. How do I say that in Hebrew? - How do you say what? - Oh, oh. In your mouth. Honey, no the language is the same. It's (makes retching sounds) (audience laughs) - Hey Nic

k, how are you? - You doing good today? (speaks Hebrew) I wanted the screen time. I wanted more screen time. - She wanted the screen time. Do it again Orr. - I'm gonna do another. - [D-Wreck] Make some noise for her. - "Don't mess with the zohan." - Hey, shut the (beep) up. Hey, that's it. Hey Nick, did I ever tell you the thing men like about me most. It's my soothing voice. (crowd laughs) ♪ No matter what I do. All I think about is you. ♪ - Hi. Hi. - Hey. Lemme tell you baby girl. I'll go in o

rder where this all began. Head so big. I look like, Eman. Hey, head bigger than Mr. Wreck. His name rhyme with? - Shrek? (bell dings) - Hey. Hey. Hey. (audience laughs) - They say I had it all, but something was missing. I kept looking down but something was fishy. (audience laughs) On the prince I was lurking. I look like Justina if she was a virgin. - Oh, little Mermaid. - She said it. She said it. (audience applauding) - Hi Nick, how are you doing? - I'm good. - Are you, are you happy that I

'm your lawyer? - I don't think you're MY lawyer. - Oh, are you happy that I'm his lawyer? - Yeah, sure. I'm happy you're not my lawyer. - Yes, I'm the prosecutor. You know what? (beep) it. I'm the judge. - Okay. - I'm about to read you the verdict. - Okay. - The verdict is, (speaks rapidly in Hebrew) How do you plead? (audience applauding) - One second, Your Honor. I know what she said. Get outta here. - Hey, don't cheat. Don't cheat. - How do, how do I plead? - Apparently, you just plead in He

brew. I'm gonna say I plead the fifth? (audience applauding) - Yes, yes, yes. That's how it is. - ATL, turn up. - [Audience] Turn up for what? - 'Cause I've been in the gym. - Yeah right. (audience laughing) - Can I make my announcement please? - Yeah. Yeah, go ahead. My bad. Make your announcement - ATL. Turn up again? - [Audience] Turn up for what? - Because I've been in the gym - On the treadmill, jogging to peaches and cream. And now I weigh 112. (audience laughing) - ATL, turn up. - [Audien

ce] Turn up for what? - Because. You see this dime right here. Right? (crickets chirping) - You not even gonna lemme finish? - It's his last time. - Hey, yo. Atlanta turn up. - [Audience] Turn up for what? - Because last month I did a good deed. This old lady dropped her purse and 3200. And to this day she's still calling me saying thanks for giving her her purse back. (crickets chirping) - Ah. Because I got pills. I couldn't give her the 3200. - We ain't gonna turn up for you stealing from old

ladies. Get your ass back there. - Well pay me more then, Nick. I wouldn't have to. - ATL turn up. - Turn up for what? Hold on. Another update. Donald Trump just got impeached. (music plays and crowd cheers) Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Is that true? Or is she lying just to get the bell. That's true? - Lying to get the bail. - It sounded good. - But we can lie to get the bell? ATL Turn up. - Turn up for what? Because DJ D-Wreck is a real DJ. (audience cheers) (crickets chirping) - N

ew Jersey, turn up. - Turn up for what? - Turn up twin brother. (audience laughing) Wild'n Out brought me back and flew me first class with my service animal (audience cheers) (music plays) - Hey, yo. Atlanta turn up. Turn up for what? Because thanks to Wild'n Out, I got a contract with flat tummy tea and now I'm a thousandaire. (crickets chirping) - We turned up without your ass. Old NASCAR driver looking ass. - Vroom, vroom. - Okay. Hollywood, my boy Nick Cannon is so fly. - [Audience] How fly

is he? - He let me on the cast and I ain't even have to smash. - Oh, why you always lying? Why the hell you lying? Oh my God. Stop (beep) lying. - Well, he let me on first. - We'll wrap that up. - Can I cancel? - Hell yeah, you can. - Can I cancel? - Hell yeah, you can. - The phrase "black men don't cheat," because yes the (beep) they do. - No you cannot. - Tell her Los. - No you cannot cancel that. (bell dings) - Do the "let me see that thong" - Oh, lemme see it. Lemme see it. Lemme see. Move

Maddy. Move. - Do the "black girl magic." - Maddy. Maddy. What the (beep) you doing? - Your answer is "Nick Cannon is the leader of this gang." - Why do y'all keep putting my name in these damn topics? - What is clearly (buzzer sounds) Okay. - Your answer is "pets with black owners think this." - Pets with black owners think this. (buzzer sounds) (audience laughing) - I don't even want to press the button, but I was just gonna say, DJ D-Wreck. What do you think of your owner? (buzzer sounds) (cr

owd oohs) - Hood superhero names. (buzzer sounds) - Ah, stupid. Now what is weed man? (buzzer sounds) (bell dings) - How you found out you're being cheated on. - I got it. What is- - His girlfriend's pregnant by Nick Cannon. - Oh, that might be true. - This is a lie you would tell the police. - Oh. - It's a big one. - Man (beep) these (beep), man. - This would be the greatest invention ever. - What is a "Wild n' Out out to white girl" translator so I can understand half of what the (beep) is goi

ng on on this show. What is DC saying ever? - I'll tell you what I said. (beep) needs some new pants. - Things that will make a thug cry. - What is, after you (beep) but she keep going? Goddamn. - [D-Wreck] Built like a earthworm. How you do that? That (beep) has no bones. - Now, you a gymnast. A lot of people don't believe that I'm a gymnast too. You know what I'm saying? So you know, lemme show you my routine. You know what I'm saying? So I've been working on some things, you know what I'm say

ing? - Want me to hold the mic? - Yeah, hold the mic. - Everybody take cover. (audience laughing) (bell dings) - Listen, when I first heard G Herbo, I was like, who is this six foot six, 300 pound Chicago dude rapping like this? And then I finally saw him. I was like, oh, he tricked me. This (beep) built like a Swisher Sweet. Like how the hell. Like I'm serious G Herbo, where did you get your voice from? You twenty three. But your voice 60. You had to get your voice from a voice outlet. Lou Rawl

s had that voice before you. ♪ You'll never find ♪ (audience laughing) Chico you look like when the rubber break. Alright, Carlos, come around the front. Carlos come around the front. Carlos, let the people see your outfit. You dress like a Jamaican father. Get your ass outta here. - You built like a single softball coach. If you don't get your ass outta here. - Oh my god! (screams) (audience laughing) - Coco Jones. I seen you be cooking in lingerie and all that, right? So if you can picture you

rself cooking in lingerie for me while I'm kissing all on your inner thighs and your lower back. Spit the water out. - Hey, hit man. Come down. You ain't gonna hit this man. (audience cheers) (cheering gets louder) - My daddy walked out of my life, but he'll be back. I don't know if y'all can tell, but you know I'm not a virgin no more. Right? - But Nick was she supposed to be hard the entire time? Because I was wet like I was soaking wet. Hey Nick, she made me squirt. - Cortez gotta go to timeo

ut right now. - Damn shame what Santuan did to that boy. - He ain't tall enough to ride this. Uh-uh. No. - Hey Winnie, you are so beautiful girl. We actually have a lot in common because everyone tells me that I should be a supermodel. - April Fools. (crowd laughing) April Fools. You got the body of a iPhone. Ain't nobody, you ain't- (crowd laughing) - Come on bro. - You ain't modeling nothing. - We actually have some things in common, Lala. 'cause what people don't know about me is before Wild

n' Out, I actually had an illustrious modeling career. - Bruh. She gonna lie on every episode, bruh. I bet you was a lawyer too. 'Cause you lying like hell. She always lying bruh. You ain't got no booty. You ain't gonna never had no booty. All right, relax. Matter of fact, one of the Wild n' Out girls let her borrow some booty? Please. - Hey Sarah, how you doing baby? Now I always wanted to be a Victoria's Secret model. But uh- (audience laughs) - Oh my. - Hey Lisa, you are so beautiful. I know

why your team is fighting over you and I've been thinking all year what I wanna be for Halloween. And I'm just thinking I should be you because everyone says we have the same body type. Super- - Super thick. Curvy. - Stop bull (beep). - It's Barbie ass back here. - You built like squidward. - Hey Nene, how you doing babe? You do such a good job on Housewives and watching you actually made me think that I would be great for New Jersey Housewives. I mean, I think I have all the components. You kno

w, I work hard. I'm talented. I look good. I'm thick as hell. (bell dings) - Nene, you don't think I'm thick? - Hey Emanuel. Justina built like a grand theft auto stripper. (audience laughing) - Normally when we have on our Wild n' Out costumes and wardrobe, I feel like I'm very covered up. But today I feel like you can actually see my true figure and how thick I really am. And all this cake batter. - You ain't got no damn ass, girl. You got on a see-through, and we see right through yo ass. - M

iss Juicy. You are holding it down baby. Now Nick, miss Juicy is exactly what I see when I look in the mirror. I mean a strong, thick. - Didn't we already go over this? - Beautiful - If that booty growing It's growing on the inside. - Hey Coco, you're so beautiful. I had to tell you something. This is a crazy story. I actually also auditioned for Hillary on Fresh Prince. - Here we go. - I almost got the role, but the director was like, you are just way too thick to fit in the wardrobe. - No, no,

no. Justina. Justina. No. - No, they said I- - No, no. They was talking about your voice. Your thick ass voice. Thick ass voice. - [Justina] Probably my voice, yeah.