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HELLUVA BOSS - MAMMON’S MAGNIFICENT MUSICAL MID-SEASON SPECIAL (ft Fizzarolli) // S2: Episode 7

in this very special episode of HELLUVA BOSS: Mammon has a yearly clown pageant and things sure do happen! WARNING: for more clowns. HELLUVA BOSS MERCH AVAILABLE ► https://sharkrobot.com/vivziepop WANT MORE? WATCH OUR OTHER EPISODES! Pilot Episode ► https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlahNrlcgS4 S1 Episode One ► https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=el_PChGfJN8 S1 Episode Two ► https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpnwRg268FQ S1 Episode Three ► https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RghsgkZKedg S1 Episode Four ► https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZFseYPmkAk S1 Episode Five ► https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2ZmVAdezF8 S1 Episode Six ► https://youtu.be/yXErLiSbxXQ S1 Episode Seven ► https://youtu.be/8zyGQquL8VM S2 Episode One ► https://youtu.be/_spuxXnul0U S2 Episode Two ► https://youtu.be/4J0xFUyz1nw S2 Episode Three ► https://youtu.be/j1BfO7VlIw4 S2 Episode Four ► https://youtu.be/KJy7T24rhg0 S2 Episode Five ► https://youtu.be/lYu1ysDULwA S2 Episode Six ► https://youtu.be/y1sF6ZeASU0 Or Support on Patreon! http://www.patreon.com/VivienneMedrano Thumbnail by https://twitter.com/GasuGuma #HelluvaBoss #HelluvaBossSeason2 #SEASONTWO

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ANNOUNCER: Alright, folks! Give it up for the king of all things greeeen! Hell's number one clown! The money-maker himself! The sin you all looove most: Mammon, King of Greeeed! - Heya, implings! How're you little [HONK] doing tonight? I hope you're ready for the best fucking show you will ever see in your shit lives! [Chanting] Mammon, Mammon, Mammon! Right. I got tons of really fuckin' cool shit for you 'ere tonight, but first, How many of you worthless bitches wanna be big clowns like me so
meday? FIZZAROLLI: I do, I do! BLITZO: Me, me, me, me, me! - Well, I'm happy to announce that I will be starting up a new, yearly clown pageant! CROWD: YEEEAAAHH!! MAMMON: You know- Like one 'a them fucked up beauty contests But for clowns, so it's better! Just for all you aspiring, clown kids out there! A new chance to work with me, Mammon! MAMMON: And be the new face of my clown-ish brand! I can't wait to see all the new talent I can exploi- u-um- fuck. Wait, I mean enjoy [nervous laughter] u
h, watching me grow my empire! Also, if you're a chick, maybe give up on your dreams now. Cause I'm not gonna lie: women just ain't funny. ANYWAY! My plan is to find the new face of my brand, YEAH! So they gotta bring the good shit! The winner will get to be like the son I never had, and I'll be like the stepdad that will love you when it's convenient! - Wow! - You might be a lunchbox, an action figure, Saturday morning cartoon. Hell, I might even make a sex robot of ya! I don't know! I mean,
if we'll make money, sure. But it's not weird. You're weird, you sick fuck! And if you say it's explolitation, fuck you! It's not exploitation! If you think that then you're a dickhead. Anyway, CLOWNS!! CROWD: ALRIGHT LET'S GO, YEEAAA- BLITZO: Alright, I'm gonna say it That was too many clowns. - I have to win that pageant someday. Can you imagine how amazing it would be to get to work with him? - What's the point? Isn't being the star of our imp circus enough? Plenty of people already know who
you are, Fizz. You don't need to go work for Mammon like some creepy mascot. - It's not about that! It's getting to work with my idol. I just love that he's giving someone new the chance to be in the spotlight! He's an inspiration. - Well he's- definitely something alright. I mean I dunno, was it worth all our savings just to have him put on an over-hyped commercial, and then bitch about taxes, and then assault us with clowns, vomit, and pass out on stage? - [Laughs] So worth it! [Sighs] Blitzo
, do you think I could win if I worked really hard? - I think... I think if anyone's gonna be the new clown face on everything- [laughs] it'll be you, Fizz. FAN: Holy shit, you're Fizzarolli! Oh MAN! Your stuff is great!! - [Nervously] Oh- hey there. Thank you, I appreciate that. Woah- oh- okay. - After seeing your shows, I wanted to get into clown performing, too! I'm really good!! - [Awkward chuckling] - Hey aren't you that creep who's always trying to sniff around our dressing rooms? - I ha
ve the best idea for a duo performance between us, that should spice up your act. Picture this: We start it like a romantic, ballroom dance or a- BLITZO: Dude, weird fuckin' pitch. Fuck off! - I was talking to the clown, asshole! I'm sorry Fizzie, I'm not normally so aggressive, I promise. I've just waited my whole life for an opportunity like this! With your fame, and my raw, undiscovered talent, I know we can- - Hey shit-dick, beat it now or I'll make ya swallow your fangs! Fizz! You don't wan
t me to leave, right? Tell him you don't want me to go! FIZZAROLLI: I- uhm- We have to go now. Thanks though! - Eugh! Fiiizz! FIZZAROLLIIII! FAN: Fine! Fuck you! You think you're better than me you elitist prick? Your act's fucking trash anyways! - [interrupting] Cheeeese and hot sauce Fizz, your fans are something else. - What if my acts are trash? What if I'm never good enough? - Hey, hey don't let one asshole get to you, 'kay? You're- you are plenty good enough. - But I have to be perfect. [
Blitzo groans] Do you? - I'll just have to keep practicing, and someday, maybe, I'll be good enough for M- - It's me, Mammon! And I'm here to announce the amazing new brand: Fizzie!! We got a Fizzie for every occasion! We got fluffy, toy Fizzie, fireman Fizzie, therapist Fizzie, wait in line for you Fizzie, doctor Fizzie: beeps every time it senses cancer! Fat Fizzie, skinny Fizzie, so many Fizzies! And if you wanna fuck 'em, you can! We got Fizzies for the kids, Fizzies for the teens, and Fizz
ies for you sick, fucking degenerate adults! We got 'em all! All based on my new face, Fizzieee! - That's me! [Uncomfortable laughter] - Buy yours now! Do it! - Oh fuck, Mammon is gonna notice that. Ozzie! Where did my foundation go?! - This is the 10th year in a row you've done this supid pageant, Froggie. And you win everytime! How come you're always so dead set on this? - I wanna make Mammon proud, okay? He's- really passionate about the craft of clown. He expects perfection, so I- I gott
a be perfect. - Fizz, you ain't perfect! Nobody is! How abooout, you sit this one out, and let someone else take the spotlight? You deserve a break. Or a vacation, where you don't have to fend off creeps the entire time. - [Scoffs] I had to fend of creeps before the robots, I just have thirstier ones, now. Besides, I just- have to do this! - Lemme rephrase: I don't like how many creeps you have now, thanks to Mammon. And I don't like designing sex toys with your likeness for him! Pretty sure
you feel the same. - I just don't think about it, a toy is a toy! Look, Ozz, I'm fine. Working for Mammon is a big deal to me. He's been my idol since I was five, I can't just- not compete! I'd be letting him down! Th-the fans down! - Mammon can eat my ass. In a bad way. Fizz, I've known that guy since the start of Hell, and He. Fucking. Sucks. Always has! He doesn't even do clown shit anymore. [Sighs] I just don't want you doing all this for someone's approval. Sometimes heroes let you down.
- I know, Ozz. But this- i-is for me. I don't wanna lose. [Eating sounds] - [Mouth full] Yello? - Is this- Fizz's former bestie, then lifelong enemy, then recent hero, now newly rekindled sort of friend, Blitzø? - Ehn, that is a weird way to put it, but eeyup, that's me. - This is Asmodeus. - Oh shit, the big Ozz himself! Heh, is there a reason you're calling me on the weekend Your sin- sinness? Sinfulness? Sin- [stammering] Royal, big man? - You've lived rent free in Fizz's head for years, so
I can't help feel he values your take on things. - Yeah I was the one who usually had the stronger opinions. Yeah like, like one time, he tried convincing me that juggling was cool, but it's only a little cool at best. - Look, he's deadset on re-entering Greed's yearly clown pageant. - [Sarcastically] Wow, big fucking surprise there. I was hoping to have some- backup in convincing him that this thing is a waste of time. - What? why? Doesn't he always win? - 'Cause Mammon is a selfish, manipul
ative, piece of shit! And Fizz doesn't listen to me when I try to tell him that. - Well my special skills are killing things without giving fucks- and pointing out people's flaaaws... Alright, count me in! - Hup- hup- Hey! [Crowd cheering] BLITZØ: Fuck! CROWD: We love you Fizz! Yeah, baby, yeah!! BLITZØ: Wow, I have not been to a crowd event in years. - Can you remind me why you're here, again? ASMODEUS: I uuuh- invited him. To help you, with extra security. You know your fans. Since I can't b
e with you, I felt he'd be the next best thing. - He'd be the next best thing? - Well he kept you safe when I wasn't able to, so I trust that. [High-pitched laugh] Ha- hmm. - [Grumbling] Mmm-hmm. L'il sus, babe. CROWD: You're doing an awesome job, Fizzarolli! BLITZØ: Come on, it's just like old times. I'll make sure no one gives you shit, today. - You mean besides you? - Aaay, there he is! Now how's my bright, shiny, brand baby doing? Ready to reclaim your win another year? Yeah? - [Muffled]
You know it, Mammon sir. - Goooood, cause, you know, I saw your competition, and it's pretty stiff, right? You are gonna have to try extra hard like- fixin' that posture. Not gonna lie, you're looking a bit chungo, yeah? Maybe lose a few so we don't gotta make any more adjustments to the Fizzies. People like 'em skinny as FUCK. - Oh- right, sir. Of course! I'll work on that. - What?! - Oh. And who's this dumpster-diver ya got here with ya? BLITZØ: Hi, yes, nice to meet you, I'm the one who saw t
hrough your fake-ass bullshit from the day I had to spend all my savings on the shit covered, dick show you called a performance. Thanks for that, by the way. - Haha- ha- ignore him, sir. He's uh- he's like this all the time. He thinks he's funny. - Offended. - Riiight, yeah. You can shut your [HONK] ass mouth, boy. I'll see you on stage! And don't forget to fuckin' smile Fizzarolli. The smile is the face people like to seeee froooom you! BLITZØ: Wow that guy sucks so hard. - Look Blitzø, I don'
t know why Ozz brought you here, but can you at least not talk back to my boss?! I need this gig! - Why? Don't you have the world's best sugar daddy? - I just need it, okay?! [Sighs] Smile inside and out. CROWD: We love you, Fizz! CROWD: Ready for another win, Fizz? - Oh, pfft- well, I don't wanna assume, but as always I have an act that's without a doubt gonna- GLITZ: Fucking lose. GLAM: Fucking lose. [Gasps] - Oooh, fun. You gals gonna be competing as well? That's really nice. - You can shut
up now you fugly imp. - Yeah, see we didn't come to chat. We came to win. - Wow, what attractive attitudes you got. - Like we care what your opinion is Fizza- ah- - rotty! - Shut up, I was thinking of one! - Should've been faster. - Whore! - Slow-ass, bitch. BLITZØ: You know it's pretty telling that you snatches can't even keep your stupid mirror schtick together. It ain't cute. - We don't need to. - We put our energy towards our performance. - And winning Mammon's favor. - Oh, well. I look fo
rward to seeing what you do, and may the best clown w- GLAM: We plan to. GLITZ: We plan to. [laughs] - Win. [Music starts] - Aw man, I didn't a rat's ass about this competition, but Christ on a stick Fizz, pile drive those sluts. ANNOUNCER: We've certainly got some quality up here tonight, folks. Will Mr. 10 years running come out on top? Or is it time for fresh meat? ♪ Juggling, it's objectively cool ♪ ♪ Our returning champ is nobody's fool ♪ ♪ But what's this? ♪ ♪ The twins bring it up to th
e wire ♪ ♪ Also, they're on fire ♪ ♪ Points for style (Points for style) ♪ ♪ The crowd goes wild (Crowd goes wild) ♪ ♪ It's the pie gag and the twins want a taste, ♪ ♪ but what's this? ♪ ♪ It's Fizz in the face ♪ ♪ He takes the cake and he eats it, too ♪ ♪ He's hungry to win, and he's covered in goo ♪ ♪ That's point for cream the crowd screams ♪ ♪ Ba-ba-ballons he's pumping them out ♪ ♪ From where I'm sittin' you can hear the crowd ♪ ♪ Not give a shit cause the twins are here ♪ ♪ They're ful
l of sin and they're here to win ♪ ♪ Holy moly, things are not looking good for Fizz-a-rolli ♪♪ MAMMON: And now you [HONK], we are down to our clowny finalists. My very own pride and joy, the marketable son I never had, Fizzarolli! [Crowd cheering] And the surprisingly funny women act that made me reflect on my earlier statements: The Glam Sisters! Now we're gonna have a quick meet 'n greet with our finalists, so fork it over kitties! You know it's worth it! [Manaical laugh] FIZZAROLLI: Hey Mam
mon, uh- I may not be uh- i-in the right headspace to interact with the fans right now. Is it okay if I maybe skip the whole thing? - Psh, of course not. - I just really don't think that I'm really [muffled speaking sounds] - Aaaw, come on Fizzie my boy. Don't you wanna do this for your fans? Listen to them, [Rabid crowd noises] they're dying to meet you! Dying to see your little Fizzie face! You gotta make a good impression, mate. The better the impression, the more they'll want a piece of y
ou they can take home and fuck! Don't you want that, Fizzie? To be fucked?! - Uhhh, I mean, [stammering] no, not really actually. - Fizzie, I-I'm not gonna lie, I want that. So come on, just do this one thing for me. - [Muffled] Okay, sir. - Aw, you're a bloody legend, Fizzie! They're gonna wanna fuck you, like you're fucking my heart with joooy right now! Now get out there and make me proud, you stupid, little, [HONK]. [Fizzarolli coughing] BLITZØ: Wow Fizz, you let him talk to you like that? Y
ou got some kinda secret kink I should know about or something? - It's just how he is. - I mean shit, if he talked to me that way, - [Groans] Ugh, it's fine. Heya folks, where ya from? Oh Lust, love it there, obviously. Wet dreamsville, hah! Best pharmacies in Hell! Ragesburg well, [Southern accent] Nice to meet cha, partner. Ha ha, I don't do accents. Fun! Ah, nice to meet you, too! Thank you so much for coming to the show. [Crowd chanting] Fizz! Fizz! Fizz! Fizz! - I hope you're excited fo
r the biiig finale! FAN: Boo! Boo! Sellout piece of shit! - Uh- wh- c-come again? FAN: Ughh, you're act is such fucking trash; always has been. Except now, I have to see your smug face plastered on everything, everywhere! And, you can't read all about it on my review blog: fuck-Fizz-but-not-in-a-sexy-way dot-compainer, dot-com, dot-org, dot-gov. - Hah, well, anyway folks heh. - You're not even a clown anymore. All you do is work at that overpriced, sleaze joint, and then every year you come
back here to put us through the same tired, old routine. Is there a single original idea in that head? - I uh- uh- uuuh- [shaky laugh] - You fucking suck, and so do your products. Your sex-bots can't even get me off right, you know- [Blitzø grunts] What? Still think you're too good to even talk to me? Still gotta get this chump to stand in for you? You're fucking pathetic. To think, what we could've been together if you hadn't been too up your own ass to listen! Ugh! - Yeah, one more word out
of you twat stan Imma blow your head clean open in front of all these fucking kids. FIZZAROLLI: [Hyperventilating] - [Manaical laughter] You're not done with me, Fizzarolli. FIZZAROLLI: [Hyperventilating] - Hey, hey- woah woah, you good? - [Startled scream] - Yeah, mate? You alright Fizzie? - Yeah- yeah, yeah I'm fine. I'm- I'm fine, yeah, heh. - Tell you what, I'll let the hotties go on before ya, give ya some time to get your shit together. Get your shit together, Fizzie. You're a bloody legen
d. You're a bloody legend, ya bitch! BLITZØ: Oh shit, that guy got to you, didn't he? You know you don't have to- - I do Blitzø, I do. - Fucking hell, Fizz this is stupid. That clown shit is not this important. - This job is! Without it I'll lose- GLAM: Everything. GLITZ: Everything! [Evil laughter] - Seriously that guy is a fucking dick, and he's using you for everything cause you're likable, and he's a fucking trash fire. - No, he's not! He's just trying to make me good enough. - Good enough
for what? [Pop music starts] - ♪ Get ready for the new look ♪ ♪ New rhythym and a new hook ♪ ♪ Not here to cuddle ♪ ♪ more like leave you in a puddle ♪ ♪ Little double trouble got ya boy shook ♪ - ♪ Ha, ha, here's the sitch' ♪ [Rapping] ♪ Feed sin with ya taxes ♪ [Rapping] ♪ Greedy greed wins where the cash is ♪ ♪ Wanna sell my funny, slutty body to the masses ♪ [Together] ♪ Feelin' lonely on a Saturday night ♪ ♪ Well money can't buy happiness ♪ ♪ But it can rent you paradise ♪ ♪ Give in to te
mptation ♪ ♪ Take your time I'll be patient ♪ ♪ Be my little piggy let me ♪ ♪ scratch your dirty itch ♪ ♪ I'm a klown, bitch ♪ ♪ Fix up your frown, bitch ♪ ♪ Gimme the crown, bitch ♪ ♪ You hear that sound ♪ ♪ You're goin' down ♪ ♪ Cause I'm a klown, bitch ♪ - ♪ Get ready for a- ♪♪ [Heavy breathing] - O-Okay, Fizz. You can do this. You can do this. You can do this. It's okay, it's fine. You have a show to do soon, it's fine. [Gasps] Oh- oh no, oh- no, no, no, no. [Strained] No, no- [Hyperventila
ting] It's okay, you're fine. You need to be fine. ASMODEUS: Fizz! Are you okay? - Why does everyone keep asking me that?? You shouldn't be here, Asmodeus. I'm fine, please! - [Struggling grunts] [Mumbling] Come on. Froggie. - I'm fine! I'm fine! Just needed a minute! - You aren't okay, you're shaking. - Ozz, I'm about to go on for the finale, I need some time to mentally prepare. - Fizz, come on! I'm trying to talk to you, You can't force yourself to- - [Interrupting] Ozz, I have to do this. Th
is could be my last chance to prove that I'm still good at this. That it's not over! That I'm still good enough! It's not just Mammon. I'm fine. I just- need to be better. - You think you need to be this perfect, model performer, but that's because Mammon is always forcing that image onto you! - But everything I have is because of Mammon. I have this life. I have security. I have you. Without Mammon I wouldn't be- I wouldn't have- I just- I have to win this. - Fizzie. - I don't want to lose. Be
cause I feel like if I lose this, I lose you. - [Scoffs] How would you lose me? Come on, Froggie. - You're with me because of who I am at my best! I'm barely worthy of working with a King of Sin cause THIS is who I am. Without all this, I'm just nothing, and Mammon made me this. I owe it all to him. - Fizz, Mammon didn't do shit. You already were this. You'd be this no matter what! You are the most inspiring demon I have ever known, and meeting you was the best thing that ever happened to me. I
adore your inventiveness, your attitude, your resilience. And- you're just the cutest little thing alive. [Fizzarolli laughs] Also, you are a waaaay better performer than Mammon ever was, and thaaat's just facts. - It's- It's hard, you know? To t-trust that. I- I just- I love you so much, Ozzie. - And I love you too, Fizzarolli. And I would whether you win this bullshit or not. - Well, I kinda spent my whole warmup [Music starts] having a panic attack, haha. - ♪ Crooked horn, crooked grin. ♪ ♪
You're a crooked, horny, ♪ ♪ freaky, little joker. ♪ - ♪ You're a deadly sin. ♪ - ♪ And I don't wanna hear another goddamn word about ♪ ♪ Win, win, win. ♪ ♪ Oh, oh, oh, I think you're messy, ♪ ♪ but I'm messy, too. ♪ [Guitar strumming] ♪ No, no, no, I wouldn't clean a thing ♪ ♪ when I ended up with you. ♪ [Guitar strumming] - ♪ I don't know you waste your time on me ♪ [Spoken] - ♪ Baby, all I got is time. ♪ - ♪ When there's so much I'll never be. ♪ - [Laughs] ♪ Holy shit, babe. ♪ ♪ There's so m
uch you can't see. ♪ - ♪ What can't I see? ♪ [Together] ♪ Oh, oh, ♪ ASMODEUS: ♪ you're a broken record, ♪ ♪ don't you ever shut your crooked little lips ♪ - [Spoken] ♪ What do you want me to do with my lips? Heh-heh. ♪ [Together] ♪ Oh, oh, oh you sure are lucky ♪ [Together] ♪ You make my crooked heart do ♪ [Together] ♪ freaky, little flips. ♪ - ♪ You make my crooked heart do ♪ ♪ "Froggie" little flips. ♪♪ - Ribbit. [Laughs] [Sighs happily] [Kissing sounds] FAN: You're gonna listen to me now, BIT
CH. - Oh so you two are an item? Well congratulations you fucking hypocrites. MAMMON: Uuuh- D-Don't worry folks. I-I'm sure Fizzarolli will be out soon with a grand fucking performance. [Explosion] [Applause and cheers] [Dramatic music starts] ♪ I have wasted time. ♪ ♪ I have seen my use. ♪ ♪ I have packaged and sold every part of me! ♪ ♪ Suffered a lifetime of abuse. ♪ ♪ I have lost myself. ♪ ♪ I have worshipped at your feet. ♪ ♪ And here I am standing on top of the world ♪ ♪ with some bitches
to defeat. ♪ ♪ I've played the game, I've won it all. ♪ ♪ They've screamed my name, ♪ ♪ they bought the doll. ♪ ♪ I've seized the day, ♪ ♪ now I've got one thing left to say-ay-ay, ♪ ♪ Fuck you! ♪ ♪ Here's my two-minutes notice, fuck you! ♪ ♪ Time to quit and smell the roses. ♪ ♪ Say goodbye, ♪ ♪ While I look you the in eye and say, Fuck you! ♪ MAMMON: [Spoken] Interesting song. I wonder what fuckin' this is about. FIZZ: ♪ Fuckity, fuckity, fuckity fuckity you! ♪ ASMODEUS: [Spoken] It's about y
ou. MAMMON: [Spoken] Wait, what? FIZZ: ♪ Fuck you! ♪ ♪ I have taken shit. ♪ ♪ Been crushed under your heel. ♪ ♪ I have suffered for profit ♪ ♪ and suckered for fame, ♪ ♪ made a fortune you could steal. ♪ ♪ I've had enough, I've hit the wall. ♪ ♪ I'm tired of taking your calls. ♪ ♪ It ends today, ♪ ♪ Now there's just one last thing to say-ay-ay, ♪ ♪ Fuck you! ♪ ♪ I wish I'd said it sooner, fuck you! ♪ ♪ Cut you off, just like a tumor! ♪ ♪ Hope you die, ♪ ♪ Kiss my ass goodbye, you cuck, fuck you!
♪ Eeugh- [Circusy music] ♪ Have you ever felt sick and tired ♪ ♪ of doing the same shit everyday with your anger brewin' ♪ ♪ Eatin' shit for a boss that you're sick of obeyin' ♪ ♪ If you ever felt the same let me hear ya say it! ♪ [With ensemble] ♪ Did you really think I was gonna stay? ♪ ♪ Spending life bent over with your fist in my "a". ♪ ♪ Slander me, say I'll never work in this town, ♪ ♪ If I stick around I'll be six more feet under the ground! ♪ ENSEMBLE: ♪ (Fuck you!) ♪ FIZZ: ♪ Wo-oh-oh!
♪ - ♪ (Here's my two minute's notice, fuck you!) ♪ - ♪ Suck it, greedy bastard! ♪ - ♪ You're a fucking, ass clown! ♪ - ♪ (Time to quit and smell the roses!) ♪ [With ensemble] ♪ Say goodbye, ♪ ♪ too late to apologize! ♪ ♪ So this is it, ♪ ♪ Mammon you sad sack of shit, ♪ ♪ Fuck yooou! ♪ - ♪ You bitch! ♪ ♪ Yeah!! ♪♪ Thank you all so much. You know, it's always been one of the greatest thrills of my life performing. And I'm so glad to bring you all one, last show. Cause now, I quit! - Pffbth! WHAT
?! QUIT?! You miserable piece of shit! What do you mean quit? - I meaaan, I quit. I'm done, [Australian accent] G'day, mate! - [Growling] [Fizzarolli gasps] ASMODEUS: Oh that, motherfucker. MAMMON: [Growls] You fucking ungrateful little shit! [Growls intensify and turn into a scream.] I gave you everything!! You are practically in my image! I raised you like the son I didn't want! ASMODEUS: [Growls] You'd better back the fuck up, Mam. - Ho-ly shit! I say, I say. - Ha-ha, hooo. Look who's acting
like a big fuckin' hero. Careful what you say, Ozzie. Wouldn't want your little secret getting out, would we? - I don't care anymore! - Ozz? - Because if you let him quit, I could tell everyone hereee that you- - What? That I love him? Well I do! CROWD: [Fangirling] I knew it, I knew it! - Oh- uh. Shit. Ah- you dirty bitch. You are gonna regret revealing that, Ozz. [Sinister laugh] [Fizzarolli growls] [Laughing continues] [Screaming] [Sighs happily] - So does that mean we win? ACK!! [Lovey-dovey
giggling] BLITZØ: So um, who tops? [Fizzarolli groans] ♪ I'm a klown, bitch ♪ ♪ Fix up your frown, bitch ♪ ♪ Gimme the crown, bitch ♪ ♪ You hear that sound ♪ ♪ You're goin' down ♪ ♪ Cause I'm a klown, bitch ♪ GLAM: ♪ Special occasions splurge on the urge to go make a mistake ♪ GLITZ: ♪ Give you a birthday reward if you can afford all this cake ♪ GLAM: ♪ Dollar-by-dollar you got me romance and lovin' is fake ♪ GLITZ: ♪ Max out your expense account ♪ GLITZ: ♪ You're paying for a- ♪ ♪ Klown, bitch
♪ GLITZ: ♪ (I'm a klown, bitch Imma klown bitch, yeah) ♪ ♪ Fix up your frown, bitch ♪ GLITZ: ♪ (Fix up ya frown bitch, fix ya frown, bitch) ♪ ♪ Gimme the crown, bitch ♪ GLITZ: ♪ (Gimme the crown, bitch, gimme that) ♪ ♪ You hear that sound (uh) ♪ ♪ You're going down (Yeah) ♪ ♪ Cause I'm a klown, bitch ♪ GLITZ: ♪ [Laughter] (Oh) ♪ ♪ Gimme the crown, bitch ♪ GLITZ: ♪ (Ooh) ♪ GLITZ: [Laughter] ♪ Cause I'm a klown, bitch! ♪♪

Comments

@gustavakerman2566

“Well money can’t buy happiness, but it can rent you paradise.” Is such a HARD line

@crashvds777

I feel like Ozzie and Fizz would help Angel escape from Valentino in a heartbeat.

@ellezelizard8177

16:19 The fact Fizz was having a literal panic attack and mamon didn’t even care and threatened him makes me so pissed

@SoaringDragon562

When a cyborg demon clown and a three-headed, flaming embodiment of sin have legit one of the healthiest relationships in media

@Eru-Ash

"Women just ain't funny" followed by Vivienne's title credit is absolute gold and I am here for it.

@Batersky

The subtle "written by Vivienne Medrano" after Mammon says women aint funny has absolutely sent me

@Neriev

Fizz's relationship with Mammon reminds me so much of Angel's relationship with Valentino

@lucindacluff

the scene with Fizz and the deaf little kid signing to each other actually makes me wanna cry it’s so sweet

@StinkyWorm

The scene where Fizz and the deaf kid are "talking" to each other is sweet by itself, but then you realise the kid has a broken off horn, making it even more wholesome

@melon0637

BLITZ STICKING AS A 3RD WHEEL IS SO IN CHARACTER Man found a 2nd couple to obsess around

@Emz-Paws

29:25 you can see slight amusement on asmodeus’s face when blitz asked who tops

@vikkipink1288

I love the fact that there is a significant portion of the population that would label this show as vulgar, evil, demonic, etc. especially evangelical Christians but in reality this show has some of the most wholesome and beautiful storylines ever. Also this show is incredible when it comes to character development. Fizz’s transformation has been an absolute delight to witness. Well done 👏🏻👏🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

@animationdump586

The "who tops" is so ironic considering Fizz had an entire rant about how big Ozz's dingaling was last episode.

@Angel_Dust_Official

My head canon for why Fizzarolli knows sign language is because, after the accident, he wanted to learn sign language so he can talk to fans with disabilities just like him.

@claireclearwater-gs9zc

Blitz must’ve always been super in tune to scumbags. Warmed up to Stolas despite the nasty context of their “playdate”, wanting to help his mom rather than his dad, abandoning his apparently life long idolization and positive bias towards mammon the second it was even remotely implied how exploitative the guy was, immediately clocking potential threats, all that stuff. Makes sense given everything we know of his upbringing, but he must have a special talent for it given that he seems to be more in tune than Fizz was. He really was born for the job he has, if not for spying/investigations and body guarding. It’s funny, actually. This episode was the first thing I’d ever seen of blitz and helluva boss, and I’d clocked him as a distant & crass but caring friend of Fizz who, regardless of whatever time and falling out had occurred, would drop everything and do anything to help those he cares about most. Despite seeing the pilot and early season 1, this turns out to have been true. This episode might be one of the best shows of positive character for Blitz, and he’s practically a background character. It made episodes s1e6 - s2e2 and “oops” all the more tragic. Because he’s clearly cared, all this time, and was more than ready to pick up where they left off the second Fizz forgave him.

@N0TM14

“So um” lip smack “who tops?😇” Blitzø is literally my favorite 😭

@leahfoundu

Fizzarolli knowing sign language absolutely warmed my heart. The kid having a broken horn like Fizz having none is adorable.

@LemonMeringue11

I love how Mammon is literally just a fat Christmas tree with an Australian accent.

@pantern2

Thanks, for making Helluva Boss and Hazbin Hotel. They are amazing. I hope you get to do it a lot more, and when these are done, keep doing something new!

@teacup4561

Timestamping my fav moments so I can rewatch them easier 7:09 Blitz cereal time (possibly the best animation in the entire fcking series) 11:43 Not looking good for Fizzarolli... 17:40 Klown Bitch (Kpop vibes, this song is amazing) 20:32 THIS IS WHO I AM! (Fizz's movements are so expressive, I love this part) 21:41 Ozzie and Fizzy duet (I love when Fizz goes 'I dont know why you waste your time on me') 23:47 Fuck you performance