Hey! You have so much ego
with just a shop in the platform? Vacate the place You are so scared of us
How dare you complain against us? Don't hit me, bro Oldie, just leave
Or else you'll also be hit They are hitting us
for no reason like this 'Wherever injustice raises
its ugly head in this world...' '...there is a man who will
definitely put an end to it!' - If you want to be a Pista-
- He's looking only at me I've seen his face
in our local channel You must eat
Pistachio nuts...! Cut...cut...cu
t Sir, sir, sir!
Sorry, sir Give me 1 more chance, sir What kind of dialog
delivery is this? Did you read a grocery
list or your dialog paper? Pistachio nuts
and green gram! This is an advertisement for vests!!
Where is that artiste agent? What is this? - He's a professional, sir
- Sir, give 1 more chance! You know to fill your stomach
1st thing in the morning... ...but don't know your dialog? Drooling at the sight of a girl
and making a royal mess! Get out of here before
I splutter swear words!
Where is the other chap? Sir! I'm right here
and ready, sir I knew he'd mess up
as soon as I saw him If you want to be a big Pistachio
you must wear Pista vests! Super, super, baldie!
Go and do exactly this now Chanceless!
He acts so well Shiva, you can leave now 'As handsome as actor Suriya he is
drooling like Arya at an ordinary girl' 'This is our hero' 'Like in all other films
his name is also Shiva' 'Prancing on this flower carpet
in slow motion...this is KK' 'With all his build up, don't t
hink
it's a temple festival' 'The build up is not for him
It's for Arumugam who died of dengue' 'Right from wedding decorations to
funeral preparations, it's a package deal' 'KK in short is
functions to funerals' Hey! Tar box! Are you shielding yourself
from being sun-burnt or what? Play it properly - What are you blowing?
- A conch You don't blow a conch
like you are blowing some horn! Blow it loudly You are blowing it like
it's at an IPL cricket match! His grandsons will
run away to watch cric
ket Blow it properly Hey! Stop...stop...stop! You wig-head...stop Why are you squirming around
like actress Ileana swaying her hips? Dance like a proper
funeral troupe... Rock and roll!
Come closer and dance Come...come Move the body 10:30 to 12:00 is inauspicious time
We must cremate before that! Quick...move Stop crying, grandma! It's not like he's left you
and gone to Switzerland We'll bury you right
next to him if you like Gomathi... I'll cry along with Gomathi
You go join your friend Thilak
avathi Grandma, don't go! So...Gomathi...you don't come
to the tank to bathe these days Long time no see?
Come here...come close 'Oblivious to the corpse passing by
he's happy bracketing girls' 'This is KK's character' - It's getting late, come
- I'm scared, he might come today Hey, Kavya!
What happened? Why are you here still
instead of going home? Someone has threatened
to spray ink all over her He said he'd turn up today
That's why she's scared That's a natural prank
for April Fool's day Not
just 1st of April He has said he'd do this
on all festival days Who's he?
Which school is he in? - He's not in school at all
- Then? He's in college? - No
- Then who is he? Hey Guna, this is the guy He sprayed color all over
our tuition teacher on 'Holi' He smeared the rice flour pattern on
our door step yesterday and ran away He gets kicks playing these pranks
Let's splash paint all over him You be brave and just go
We'll take care of him Kavya...Kavya! Why are you
ignoring me and walking off?
Just leave
She belongs to our school Whatever school
she may study in... ...Power will play his pranks Are you calling someone? There's a problem
Come here at once We know how to
give you tit for tat Dude, just see what a ruckus
these boys are making Why are you
hassling a kid? That's a good question!
Ask him, bro I'm asking you only Why do you have
a problem with this kid? He wants to spray
ink on this girl Is that true, Power? She keeps looking at me
often and smiling Did you look
at him and s
mile? Yes, he was dressed garishly
in my dad's wedding album So I smiled at him because
he's my dad's classmate Okay, okay
All of you leave! Go He gave a rose
to my classmate Ask him why, bro In her dad's wedding
you go and pose And then give his
own daughter a rose! Get on the bike And we came
rushing for this! Get on the bike! Isn't your classmate
the present principal? Absolutely brainless
Where's your bike? Oh my bike!
I forgot 'These 3 are friends' 'Even to talk about them
I feel yucky!' 'W
ait and watch' Shiva...why are you meddling
with that volume now? You keep buying
a new remote every week I don't like getting
yelled at by your dad He can never be reformed! Remote is broken
You wasted wastrel! Can't you go earn
a decent living on your own? In our country, even beggars
are earning 100 rupees a day! Your dad named you Raja (king)
and you go behind beggars... ...collecting details to inform me!
What are you thinking now? You want applause in local debates
about your son's dialogs
? Shut up, rascal! Enough! We have just 1 son
Let him at least be happy! - And you are beating him up so badly
- I haven't even touched him... See, I didn't even finish my sermon
and the car's come to pick him up If you go out anywhere today,
I'll chop you to pieces - Why are you going this way?
- I'm going to the bathroom The bathroom is over there He won't go anywhere...he'll stay here
I'll take care of it...you go inside Get lost all of you! - He won't prosper thanks to you
- You go inside Du
de, why do you have a dog chain?
Did your dad take you out for a walk? This is called 'style', dude Only after the whole town is asleep
do you sit and flaunt your style?! I'm so bored haunting
this place daily! Our past good deeds,
we've got such a good place! We don't have wife or kids
At least let us drink, be merry! If we drink and drive
police will catch us - Hi, buddy
- Hey wassup? So have you guys
got everything? Have you got your dad's
'scolding quota'? That man
will never change Has he e
ver sent you
to drink on time? Don't bend like these dogs
that mate in December, come soon High on 1 beer? There's a hot girl in
the street next door, dude - Really?
- Her name is... Hello? Her name is Preethi She goes at 6:00 p.m
to computer class Her dad is Ravichandran
He works in the Railways Her mom's a house wife
She has a younger brother I got her details long ago Dude, I saw another amazing
looking girl at the Xerox shop Her name is Gayathri
I got her...long ago What does that
gesture me
an, da? Means you had
enough booze? Close your mouth before
an owl relieves itself inside it What is he trying to say, bro? Body language Oh that's what
body language is Your body has sagged so much
it needs inner support or suspenders! What is he saying by
shaking his shoulders now? He's finished all the girls Who? He? How? A man with teeth can
always eat fritters! Yea, yea, yea, yeah He can even eat boulders with
this mouth...not just peanuts Don't malign
my personality! I buy you the booze
an
d you ridicule me! Why are you interfering
in our squabble? My son isn't sleeping
All because of your ruckus - Hit this guy
- I'll do the snake move What will you do with
your son asleep so early? I'll do anything I want
You are talking too much My brother-in-law is
the Circle Inspector If I call him, he'll be
here in 10 minutes - Really?
- Yes! He will! Then ask him to bring 'Archana' pickle
when he comes along with a quarter! 'Archana' pickle!?
Damn it Into your mouth
now I'll vooooomit Look a
t his bubble face! Like a bubble gum
blowing an egg out! I'll fetch my people I'll break your head Who are you guys? You abused my husband as
a bubble gum-egg face? What'll you do? Will you dare abuse me? My bangle! I'll squish you
like a bug - Who?
- I meant them, di He stole
my bangle also! When have you ever
got me real gold? Power! They've deformed
your glazed puggy face, Power! Hey! Whitey!
Did you hit this guy? Dude...we have to hit First...we go and hit the bottle
and then we come and hit
them Take care
Don't drop anything Careful...how you carry it Is this a suitcase or some
coconut you break at a temple? Good afternoon, ma'am I stay in the next house Oh? So you don't stay
in your own house? Oh! When I said next house
I meant the house next to yours You're new tenants
So I came to say hello Aiya! You think
we are tenants? We own 4 houses in Madras! This is our ancestral property We didn't want to
leave it locked up So we came here as soon as
my husband retired Very good! Wait..
.I'll go ask my wife to
bring us strong Kumbakonam coffee Please bring it from your own house
instead of the next house - You are really funny!
- Don't touch me - Who is he?
- He's my son - Who are these people, da?
- I don't know You can buy all your provisions
at the corner shop of this road I'll ask the milkman to deliver
milk in your house as well Don't take a new
cable connection Push your TV cable
into the existing one Don't buy newspapers Oh no! We never
buy newspapers You are here as
'Al
l India Radio' for us I thought I'll give you
our newspaper and share the cost Oh! Nataraja statue
Do you also dance? Me? Dance? I only dance when
the bus suddenly brakes My husband's elder brother
is the only one who dances Stop, stop! Why are you
dancing like this? Put it down carefully Why is there a new
crowd in our area? Who is that in the photo? He's the guy who made it rain
by singing on television, no? Yes, it's him! He's Music king
Keeravada Krishnamurthy My husband Sir! I really like y
our music Can you sing 2 lines
in Keeravani raga? Don't take it the wrong way
He has a nasty temper It's been years
since he even spoke They are usurping our place Let us send them back
wherever they came from 'Scooty? Then there must
be a girl here for sure' Do you ride a Scooty? No, no! That's Sowmya's bike
My husband's brother's daughter Like a fast food place near a wine shop
she has moved right opposite our house! Miss Universe, dude You've come
What's the time now? Everyone else is up and
about doing their work And this yoyo-man is yawning! Even roosters wake up
at dawn and are so brisk Pour a quarter down their throats
and see just how early they get up With all the duplicate
booze waking up early- What are you
mumbling about? Correct...correct
Threaten perfect! What is this dialog?
You useless boys! Will you reform or not?
Do you have brains or not? Is it the next topic at
your local debate, uncle? What, uncle?
Any problem? Kalyanam, can't you advice
your younger brother? They
are truly a bad
influence on my son! Is it true? If your father gets to know
he'll beat you to a pulp KK, you don't have
an inch of fear in you? Correct...correct
Threaten...100% If they try their pranks here
I'll complain to the commissioner - I'll complain to your father
- Don't...please Sowmya
Get ready quickly! - Get lost, boy
- Getting into everyone's way Can't you find a place
for the dance class? You keep reading
the same paper repeatedly This man who went out is missing!
And you sit so l
ackadaisically!! That's what I'm seeing
If there are any offers You can read that later
Leave now Fine! I'll go He and his timing!
Tell me, da You're staring out of your
window like you stare outside a bus Are you going
to eat or drink? Or will that also come
through the window? From the comfort of your house
rather than wander in the sun... ...a rare chance
to check out a girl How will you miss that?! You continue the sight-seeing!
I'll come and join you in 10 minutes 'It's okay to share
booze
and cigarettes' 'But must go solo
for a glam-doll' Don't talk off your head Why...has the girl shifted
her residence already? I've spent 600 bucks
on this new shirt Don't land up here
Power's dad is unwell I'm going there right now
I'll see you there Hello...hello? Power's dad is sick? Unc- Did you eat idli with
fish curry for breakfast? Uncle! You aren't dead as yet? I heard you weren't feeling well What!? How old
do you think I am? Uncle! You belong to
Bodhi Dharma's family You've lost your bo
arding pass and
challenging Yama, the God of death! Why are you standing there
quietly? Say something! If I speak about you, then you'll
immediately switch off your ears Oh...where's Power? "I am happy
that I'm Power" "Do you know
I have super power?" "My daddy says
I have lot of power" Please, give my wig They are hankering after a wig
as if it was cricketer Dhoni's t-shirt! Uncle, why don't you
get them a wig each? Even then they'll
behave like this Power, return it, or else your dog will
bite
your brother beyond recognition - Take mine
- Dad, this wig is too small It won't suit my head You are already pot headed! What
does it matter which wig you wear And you have more
hair on your hands Shave and stick it
on your bald head! - Where we are going?
- Bye dad Buffalo! I will
give you 1 hard blow Spreading everything out
like this and sitting! Get up throw these
crumbs of Mysore pak out Ask the electrician
to check the wires Come, my dear
appalam-basket! You came to pick up crumbs
of 'M
ysore pak' sweet? Just now I told him
to trash all that Do I look like I want
'Mysore pak' leftovers? Then what...did you come
to buy the 'Mysore palace'?! I came to pick up a client
Thought I'd come and say hi Who is that? He looks like a dog
wanting to pee! He's doing yoga!! Is this the guy who has moved in
now opposite Shiva's house? You know that girl,
Sowmya? Her uncle! Hey crispies-basket! I'm thinking of falling in love
with Sowmya and settling down Then I'll change my business
and live a
new kind of life Do you think
we make a good pair? Don't worry I know
full details about Sowmya Does she go for any computer
or type writing classes? She goes to and fro
House and temple Then how do I impress her? Just 1 idea Her uncle, that man,
Mozart of Music ...pretend to learn music
from him and sneak right in! Fritter-basket, somehow
just join the 2 of us, da Here, Rs 500, don't
spread this matter, okay? How can you
say that, buddy? I swear on my mother
I'm not that tell-tale clan! I'll n
ever talk about this
to anyone but you So you feel
Sowmya is for me? Rs 500 for you
How come another 500 note? Did you blab? How can you
say that, buddy? I swore on my mother
I'm not that tell-tale clan! I'll never tell
a soul but you Unite Sowmya and me
together somehow! - I trust you a lot
- For sure! - I'll see you around, da
- Okay, my dear friend Two 500s Along with the plate and
fruits, it adds up to Rs 200 I'm not asking you for money Guru-ji! I want to learn music
Will you take me as you
r student? You took a complete xerox of
what you told me and gave it to Power? And on top of it swear
mother, clan, tell and tale! Why is that man whacking the plate off
just for wanting to learn music? I'm saying this only to you Here...I'll give you more later
Please don't tell anyone this, dude How can you say this, buddy?
I swear on my mother...what? What's that for?! "Heart changes its beat daily
The universe seems hazy...!" Switch off the TV, buffalo! "The world seems mazy" Wait! "Heart fl
ashes illusion...a zillion" Let me try this way
to get my way! Auto Murugan is here "Many hued bird so petite
what does it chirp and greet?" "Multi colored bird so petite
what does it twitter and tweet?" "Mesmerized and musically
it reiterates its love vocally" "Many hued bird so petite
what does it trill and tweet?" "Mesmerized and musically
it reiterates its love magically" "Many hued bird so petite
what does it sing so sweet?" "World is new to me
This terrain is a novelty" "This heart that ch
anges daily
seems to simply surprise me " "This world puzzles me" "Human heart that changes daily
almost always amazes me" "This world baffles me" Go...leave Get off the stage
You don't know to sing! Go man "Heart-beats more than a zillion
dazily dazzling with invocation" "Mesmerized and musically
it reiterates its love vocally" "Many hued bird so petite
what does it trill and tweet?"
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