- Jessica! - Why are you looking at me funny? - Right now, you're very rude girl. You're sitting on everyone's
laps and you're dancing around. - Whose lap was I sitting on? - Oh, you should know that, okay? So you just wanna put your makeup- - Whose lap was I sitting on? - I'm trying to, I can't even talk to her, she's like a two-year-old right now. Jessica, just fix her
makeup, put her in clothes, and she make her walk. If she falls, it's her own fault. - You were such a bitch today. - I was? -
No, I just got a little angry. - Oh my!
(shouting) (upbeat rock music) - [Kristin] This is gonna
be an adventure for me. - [Jessica] Do you think he'll be in a jealous rage again? - I'm assuming, I don't know. - Are we gonna knock?
- It definitely was unlocked. - [Dieter] Well, the whole, no- - No, it's organic cuisine, you guys can't see what we're making. - Organic cuisine?
- Organic cake. - Oh my God.
- Hey, shut up. - Feta cheese? (laughing) Feta cheese? - You don't even know
what it is, fe
ta, it's- - Do you know what this is? It's like goat. - (laughs) Oh my God, told you. You guys, just get out, you don't even know like
anything about cooking, just get out. - Hey, I'll have my pasta
without feta cheese, please. - It doesn't go on the pasta, dumbass! (laughing) - Nothing, your face was just really- (light curious music) Do you like it? - I do. - Hey Jess, have you checked on your cake? - Oh, I didn't set a timer. (laughing) Oh, uh-oh. Ah. Oh, it looks so good, it's perfect! Look
at it, it jiggles. - Oh my God.
- That's why you don't- - That is the weirdest bite. Oh.
(laughs) - Why does it taste so bad? - [Kristin] Because the
dressings are (bleep). - Oh. - Everything else is good,
other than the sauce, you know? Like the noodles are good
and the chicken's good. (phone ringing) - [Kristin] Mmhmm, it's my phone. - [Stephen] You wanna get your phone? - I don't care that much about it. - Did you ask me to or not? - No. - All right, you're
like, my phone, my phone. Why don't
you just turn your phone off? - [Jessica] We got
detention tomorrow, Kristin. - Why's everyone so quiet? (phone ringing) (warm guitar music) Hey Sam. What are you doing? Oh, you are? (groans) - Dammit. - What? Oh my, no, me, Stephen,
Dieter, and Jessica. Oh my God. I'll tell you about it later. All righty, bye. - Why are you acting so weird? - Me?
- Yeah. - I'm not acting weird, I'm just tired and I'm really exhausted. - [Stephen] Seriously. - What? I'm not being weird, I'm
just really tired, s
eriously. - I know you're being weird. - [Kristin] I'm not being weird. - Why you going home? - 'Cause I'm tired and I have
detention tomorrow morning. Besides, we're not doing
anything else tonight. - Standard. What you doing tomorrow night? - Shake's house, probably. What? - I don't know. No comprende tu. (sniffs) (sighs) - Ready?
- Yeah. - Bye Dieter.
- Thanks for dinner. - Yeah. - 'Cause I hate Stephen.
- Yeah. - [Kristin] Anytime I'm
not like all over him, he just gets upsets, freaks out, a
nd doesn't know how to act or anything. It pisses me off. (rattles) - That was so refreshing and ooh. - Oh, when they're together,
like, I can't deal. - They're probably saying the
same thing about us right now. - Oh really? I'm so over that chick's dealie. She's too cool for school. - What do you want to do
with that cake, Dieter? Just wrap it? - [Dieter] Just throw it away. (energetic guitar music) - Look how red my forehead is. - My top is like fine, and then my cheeks sort of surprised that,
I'm like sweet. It looks like I have
major acne or something. I'm just trying to blow dry on it, sorry. - Dieter and Stephen are so alike. Anytime I'm having a fun time, he has to like, freak out about it. - Yeah. You think you'll hook up with Sam tonight? - What? - You think you'll hook
up with Sam tonight? - I really have no idea. ♪ I heard you had a little
nasty sprawl thing ♪ ♪ Did a craft in the studio ♪ ♪ Back it up on the
flow and she got to go ♪ ♪ Ooh dee cha cha, like she from the go ♪
♪ Put me on the west coast,
love the weather out here ♪ ♪ There's love back home,
but it's better 'round here ♪ ♪ I love what I'm seeing,
what I'm seeing back there ♪ ♪ She got tail, stand ♪ - Hey! Hey! Sam, Sammy, this is where
I did my lap dance again. - You're gonna give her a lap dance? - I already gave him one. - I can't hang with
Kristin being here, dude. It pisses me off more than anything. She's so stupid, it's sad. ♪ The black too ♪ ♪ Blowing the smoke so
you can make a move ♪ ♪ I'm on
the dance floor ♪ (shrieks) ♪ Wanna get in trouble double ♪ ♪ Man, he all ♪ ♪ Hang tight in my personal stand ♪ ♪ Baby, it don't hurt to
put in work on the floor ♪ ♪ Here the little mama
go and work some more ♪ - Ow! ♪ Shaking, bouncing, making moves ♪ ♪ Do it, little mama, come on,
show it really don't hurt ♪ (shrieks) ♪ To put in work on the floor ♪ ♪ Hit it, little mama,
go on, work some more ♪ ♪ Shaking, bouncing ♪ - What the is is your deal, bitch? Hey, get up on the bar. You look real goo
d, slut! Keep going? No, no, no, seriously. I can get so much better
than you, I don't even care. I just feel sorry for you. - You leave me alone!
- No, you leave me alone! - Leave me the! - Look at you, slut! ♪ Lemme see you shake your thing ♪ ♪ Make it smooth ♪ - [Kristin] Sam! - [Stephen] Dude, I gotta get out of here. - It's not necessary right
now, it's not necessary. (thumping dance music) - Slut! ♪ Like a boom shot, dis waka eata ♪ - Don't! Me and you are completely
done, you such a- - I'
m trying to go with him. - Oh my gosh, Sam, oh my gosh, Sam! I'm such a slut! Hook up with me. You look so good, keep
dancing on the bar, slut. - Don't try to call me! ♪ Watch this, doing
catch up in they fish ♪ - You, Stephen! ♪ Why a sexy guy like me about this ♪ (warm upbeat music) - What up, bud? How you doing?
- Doing great. - What's up? - Nothing. - Yeah. - So. - So? - What are you doing for Christmas? - I'm here, I don't know. I'm just hanging out with family, I guess. - What? - Just hang
ing out with family, I guess. What are you doing? - Just at home. Cheer up.
- Not my buddy. - Get outta here. - Why cheer up, I'm fine. You cheer up.
- I'm fine, you're being weird. - I'm not being weird.
- Yeah, you are. - Cool. (laughs) - That was the wrong move. Are you still mad at me?
- What? - Are you still mad at me? - Dude, there's nothing wrong with you. - You need to cheer up. - Sorry, I'm not. - Sorry, what? - Am I supposed to be really
happy to see you or something? (scoffs) - No, th
at's not what I'm saying. - I'm, dude, I'm good. - [Kristin] Okay. - What's that? - Nothing. (ocean waves roaring) (upbeat guitar music) All right, well- - What are you doing? - I don't know, I guess I'm gonna go because there's no point
in me staying here. Hi, I'm coming to get you right now. Stephen's a (bleep)ing idiot. I'm just leaving the beach. He like, he's so immature,
like, he can't even like, hang out with me for, like,
God, he's just an idiot. Like, he, oh, he like
can't handle the fa
ct that I have like moved on, and so he has to like be a dick about it, and he can't even just like be mature and like, have like a normal conversation. He has to be like, gets
this little attitude, and like, I hate boys! No, like, (laughs) I hate boys. Yeah, it's 'cause they're
immature and stupid! (upbeat guitar music) (warm guitar music) - You said I'd go on a date with Scott, and I found out he's exactly
Jason, I'd be over this guy. - Yeah, I love how we're using Jason, like, Jessica's boyfr
iend is like, yeah, and we're like, well, he's like Jason, and then we'd be over him! - Thanks, bitches, but
can I say one thing? - No, what? - 50% of the problem with
Jason is that we know his past. If I didn't know his
past, then I'd be like, oh he's so cute. - Then you'd be fooled! - But you can't trust him! - Jessica, I don't trust him! Dude, he reminds me of me. (laughs) - He is a boy version
of you, he really is! - I know! - Kristin as a girl version of a guy. I'm serious, I mean it. - Jes
sica, listen to me,
Jason has cheated on you. - Wait, how do you know, dude? - Dude, I know! - He's always like, Jess,
like, I'm not cheating on you. He's like, if you don't
believe me, then fine, like, that's (bleep)ed up, but whatever. - That's what I would do. That's what I used to do. (laughing) - What? Now you tell me, don't tell me that. - Jessica, but it's good for you because I can like tell you the ways. - But then like, but then like
if I think he's lying to me, like about where he's g
oing
or something, and he's like, it pisses me off that you
think I'm always lying to you, and I don't lie to you- - Jessica, I'm telling you, from someone who used to
cheat on her boyfriend, those are signs of him cheating! - Like, Kristin, like no offense, but you can get any guy you want any time, any place, you can, I'm sorry, you can. But I can't, I'm a different
person and I can't do that. Like-
- But it doesn't mean that you should be treated
like (bleep), Jessica! I'm sorry, but like, yo
u
need to like get out of that. There are so many guys out
there that would treat you well. - Okay, but every guy
that I've ever been with has treated me like (bleep),
every guy I've ever know! - You can look for a different guy! - Would you ever break
up with Jason though? - If he cheated on me and I
had solid proof and evidence, yes, I would. (warm guitar music) - Wait, like right there? Right there? Do I do it right there?
- Yeah. - We're gonna have a good time. - We're gonna have so much fun
. - I can't find Ian! Thank you, thank you. - Got it! - Last week, he told me his
parents wanted him home at 10 when he went over to Cedric's house and spent the the night at Cedric's. If he lied to me over something like that, what else is he lying to me about? You know, it just pisses me off. - [Alex] Hurry up, look out! Big Ced, come on now! - Alex, let's go take a picture! Oh shi, here comes your girlffriend, run! I'm just kidding! What's up, Courts? - Hi Jason. - Are you being mean now? - I
'm not being mean, Jason, I'm just pissed that you
lied to me last night. - I didn't lie to you! - Really, you didn't lie to me? What'd you have to do last night? - I went home. And then I went to Cedric's.
- You're such a liar, you're such a liar! And I wouldn't care, just
tell me, don't lie to me. - Don't get mad. - I'm not getting mad, Jason,
I don't wanna like get mad, but like, it really bothered me. You lied to me about something so- - Can you fix my collar? - Fix it? Am I not allowed to b
e mad at you for sitting there and lying to my face? - You were being
difficult the whole night. - How was I being difficult? And you know that I wouldn't care. If you can lie to me about something as stupid as going to Cedric's house, what else can you lie to me about? (shushes) - Come on, let's go this way. - Why? - Fine, don't chill. - I'm coming, I'll be right back. - Yes, but like- - You and Jessica are fighting. - She gets mad over the stupidest things. (downcast guitar music) Hey, let's,
why, look like- - Come on, let's go somewhere good. Come on, Murz, let's go. (synth dance music) (shrieking) - Jessica better not be here. - Alex, Alex- Please don't ruin my Cabo trip. Alex, please don't ruin our Cabo trip. - I can ruin her Cabo trip. - Please don't. - 'Cause if you ruin her Cabo trip, you're ruining my Cabo trip. - I don't care, I'm sorry, Emily. - Alex, come on. I can talk to her. That's not cool. - No, listen. - What do you want me to say, Alex? - I can't (bleep)ing believe y
our ass! You are (bleep)ing such a little ho! - I am trying to- (shouting over each other) - I'm so sorry for being a slut, Alex. I don't even remember doing it, Alex! - Bull(bleep), you (bleep)ing told me! Oh wow, then that's even better! - I'm saying sorry- - You (bleep)ing have an attitude! No, she's not, she's
like, I'm so sorry, eh. - I said- - What do you want her to do? - Are you a slut? Yeah, I think you are! - Alex, people make mistakes.
- You know what? They do make mistakes, and I
com
pletely understand that, Emily, but if she were to call me and say, Alex, I (bleep)ed up, I am so sorry- - Because Alex, I didn't- - Instead of, shut up! Instead of walking around
and being like, hi, oh, whatever, Alex is such
a bitch, eh, eh, eh, eh. You're so lucky I'm not
hitting you right now. I'm (bleep)ing irate at you. Do you not think it's wrong? - I do think it's wrong, that's
why I'm trying to apologize to you, Alex.
- Oh, really? You're trying to apologize. - [Jessica] I don't know, w
hat
do you want me to say to you? - That you're a slut. - Okay, I'm a slut. What do you want me to say? (laughs) (chill guitar music) - (chuckles) You guys,
it's, Casey's calling me. Hello? - Hey Al.
- Hey. - [Casey] It's Casey. - I know. - Do you wanna go to the beach and talk? - Yeah, I'm actually down
at the beach right now. - All right, well, where are you? - [Alex] I'm at Table Rock. - Okay. - She wants to talk to me. (laughing) Casey has some balls to walk down here. - Yeah, she does. - Li
ke, really. (car beeps) - So awkward. - No, it's not, who cares? - Hi girls!
- Hi! - [Casey] Al, do you wanna talk? Wanna take a little walk with me? - Okay. - Do you girls don't mind? - Nope. - You can borrow her. - Thanks.
- You're welcome. - Al, I want you to know, I know you don't think I like,
I heard that from somebody, but I did, but it's not even a big deal. - That's a pretty big thing to say. - People have done a lot
(bleep)ier things to me in my life and I have totally forgiven them. -
Why would you tell Jason Sejuka? - [Casey] Because that
was the stupidest thing I could have ever done.
- Yeah, but why? - I am completely admitting
what I did was really shady, it was messed up, I regret
it, it was horrible, it was immature, I was just
repeating what I've heard. I shouldn't have even- - I've heard a lot of stuff about you, but really, I never repeated it anyone. - Oh, okay. - [Alex] When we were friends, Casey. - Alex, I said one bad thing about you. - It wasn't just a bad
thi
ng, it's embarrassing. - People think so many bad things- - It's not like you
called me a bitch, Casey. - Forgive, you know? Don't forget, but forgive. - What do you think I'm supposed to do? Be like, hey, hi, I'm
like fake and I like you, when really, I don't like you at all. - Then you must be a
really evil person because- - Oh, do not call me an evil person. An evil person does exactly
what you did to someone. What kind of friend are you to go off? - What, why are you such a, why can't you ju
st be a big
person can get over it, why? - I'm over it, but I just
don't wanna be your friend. - I completely understand that. - All right, well then, we're done. (car beeps) - What happened? - She called me an evil person. I was like, you can't call
me an evil person and- - Wait, so pretty much,
she's blaming this all on you and you're now the evil person? - Yeah, I'm the evil person. - She's obviously delusional. (laughs) Nice day at the beach. (upbeat guitar music) - Hey guys, we need to be
b
ack down here at 8:15. Everybody? - You almost done?
- Yeah, she's just touching me up. - I wanna get touched up. - I know you wanna get touched up. - Where's Jason?
- He's over there. (groans) - Drama in the LB. (sighs) - They're starting. (audience cheering and applauding) - All right, we first wanna
thank everybody for coming out to this hall. We like to call this event Find the Five. - [Audience Member] 2001! - Tonight, we have a fashion show with me and three guys you'll
never see walk up t
his again. We have one live auction- - I'm so nervous. - Oh, I'm nervous too, and I don't, I don't do this all the time. It's okay. - [Dieter] Will you check
it out with us, people? - I'm gonna go get dressed. - Make some noise for Talan. (audience chanting "Talan") - They're calling your name, baby! Yeah, buddy! Come on, babe. - Come with me, come with me, sit with me. - Look, Jessica's on Jason's lap. (audience cheering and applauding) (intense guitar music) - [Talan] This one's called
"Somewh
ere Dead in Hollywood." ♪ Looking for a fine diamond starship ♪ ♪ Just another boy inside of California ♪ ♪ Makes her way, she
can hear the pin drop ♪ ♪ Looking for a new star ♪ ♪ Somewhere dead in Hollywood ♪ ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ ♪ Now we got some memories ♪ ♪ Because she's got her broken dreams ♪ ♪ Fall out from the drink of it now ♪ - I love you, Jason. ♪ Yeah ♪ ♪ Somewhere dead in Hollywood ♪ ♪ Oh (Yeah) ♪ (audience cheering and applauding) - [Audience Member] You're killing it! - Next is our best
friend, Alex. (audience hooting) - [Alex] Hello. - Shut up. - Hey, bro. - I just wanna be with her. (audience hooting) - I don't like other girls on your lap. - Babe, she just sat down,
I just wanna be with you. Let's go, Myrna! (chill lounge music)
(audience shrieking) Sorry, I didn't mean to make you mad. - It makes you mad when I talk to a guy. You had a girl dancing your lap. ♪ Hello, what are you doing to me ♪ ♪ Oh, I never thought I'd change ♪ - We need to talk.
- I didn't even know what
to do. - Just talk to me for a minute. - What do you wanna talk about? ♪ And I'm hot in all my dreams ♪ ♪ Yes, I'm hot in all my dreams ♪ - You make it so hard, Jason. - I do? - Like, what was the point of that? Do you still like Jessica? - I wanna be with you too though, but it's just like annoying,
like, you don't trust me. It's like- - I don't trust you? - Well, it make you come out that way. As gross as it sounds,
like, I'm obsessed with you. Like, I wanna be with you every single- - Well th
en, why can't
you just be happy with me? ♪ Hello, hello, hello, hello ♪ ♪ Oh ♪ ♪ Hello ♪ (audience cheering and applauding) - We'll talk later. - All right, we have
another five to 10 minutes to get every lined up. - Maybe 10 minutes. Okay, you guys, 10 minutes,
we have to line up! - [Guy] Okay, I'm ready! - Jessica needs to be touched
up with makeup and hair. - Are you serious? - [Guy] Why do I have
all these turkey shirts? - Jessica! - Why are you looking at me funny? - Right now, you're very
rude girl. You're sitting on everyone's
laps and you're dancing around. - Whose lap was I sitting on? - You need to get your makeup- Oh, you should know that, okay? So you just wanna put your makeup on- - Whose lap was I sitting on? - I'm trying to, I can't even talk to her, she's like a two year old right now. Jessica, just fix her
makeup, put her in clothes and make her walk. If she falls, it's her own fault. - You were such a bitch to Jessica. - I was? No, I just got a little angry. - Oh, I h
aven't seen that- - I'm just need to make
sure everyone's here. We're missing people. Where did Jessica go? - I've been looking for you everywhere 'cause I just wanted to be with you. - I still care about you,
don't worry about it. (downbeat guitar music) (smooches) - [Lauren] Oh my God. (upbeat guitar music) - [Dieter] We're all having a good time. Please, gals, make a little noise. - Jason kissed Jessica in front of me. - Are you freaking kidding me? - He grabbed back her
head and he kissed he
r. I saw him do it. - I'm gonna kill him, I am
gonna (bleep)ing kill him. - [Guy] We're lining up,
we're lining up for the show. - You don't lay with someone and tell them you're in love with them and then go kiss your
ex-girlfriend in front of them. (smooches) - All right, for your guys'
entertainment tonight, we have a little, a little
fashion show we put together. We have a lot of models tonight, a lot of people, familiar
faces, all Laguna born people. - It's just, you know what? I'm not in h
igh school anymore. I don't think I should
have to deal with this. I'm just so beyond it. - Let's go, let's bring the ladies and the guys down the runway! Hit the music! (thumping runway music) A couple of beauties! Give it up for Alex! (audience hooting) Whoa, damn! We got you, Jessica. Roll it down the runway. - Okay, go, okay! Outfits, second outfits! Sorry, Jen, I'm fine, I'm fine. - Everybody walk really slow! - There you go, again. - What do I do about my shoes? - Get your own shoes, Jessi
ca. (chill runway music) - Isn't that amazing? It's the new trend, it's to
wear like four hats at one time. Cool is for everybody. (audience cheering) We got Jessica again. Pollster original short! Everyone close their eyes! Close their eyes! I'm sorry, I don't know
where this came from! (audience cheering) - We're done, we're officially done. - Okay. (audience cheering) - Lauren-
- Just get, get the hell away from me. - What's going on? - Don't touch me, Jason. Jason, don't. I don't, don't Jaso
n!
- Listen. - No, and I don't, I don't
ever wanna talk to you again. I don't like it when
people make me look dumb. - Hey-
- I'm really, Jason, Jason, please, I don't
wanna do this like this. I don't, get away from me, Jason. - Are you okay? - I am fine, just get him
away from me right now. I'm gonna hit him so hard. - I will keep him 10 feet away from you. - Okay, good, just do that. - [Jen] On our friendship. - [Lauren] Okay, good, just do that. He's a big, good- - And look at me, stop for a
second. You're freaking out, are you okay? - I'm just trying to get rid
of all this stuff so I can go. I just wanna go. - Lauren, five seconds, be
mature, let's talk about it. - What do you want, what do you want? Be mature, be mature?
- Come here, come here. - What? I watched you stand there and talk, I watched you kiss Jessica. - [Jason] You're so full of (bleep). - I watched you-
- Stop, will you stop? - Get away from me! Don't talk to me, don't
touch me, get away from me. Just please keep hi
m away from me. - [Jason] I don't care. - [Lauren] Keep him away from me. (sniffling) - Hey, hey. Just hold it, just hold it. - Okay. - Just hold it, hold it, you all right? Hold it. All right? Hey, talk to me, talk to me, come here. - What, dude, I'm (bleep)ing pissed. - Come here, bro. You're my bro, right?
- Yeah. - Straight up, did you kiss Jess? - Dude, no, she forced herself on me. What else could I have done? That's what-
- That's one thing, to (bleep) over Lauren,
that's like, you know,
that's the one thing,
I've always told you, you and I won't be chill. She kissed you, you swear on your life? - Yeah. - Swear to (bleep)ing God. - Yeah. - We'll figure it out what happened? We'll do it right now. You wanna do it right now? We'll do it right now. I'll put her on speakerphone and we'll figure out what happened. - [Jessica] Hello? - Hey.
- Hey. - Hi, why would you go
out to Jason and kiss him when you know perfectly well
him and Lauren are hooking up? - [Jessica] That's funny becau
se I know him and Lauren are hooking
up and I didn't kiss Jason. - Yeah, you're like, you're
the biggest (bleep)ing liar that I've ever met. - You admittingly did, let's go and- - Dude, hey, why is he
admitting that you did right now and you're not? - [Jessica] No bull(bleep),
when would Jason and I have kissed, ever? - Oh my- - You're so full of (bleep)
- Where is she, where is she? (tense piano music) - [Lauren] Hey, Dieter, did
you just yell at Jessica? Because I watched it and
it really wasn
't her. I saw it, it was all Jason. (tense piano music) - We're done.
- Are we done? - Thank you so much for all your help. - Thank you. - Thank you guys so much for everything. - It's okay.
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