SIDEMEN 7 STAR VS 1 STAR HOTEL (KSI EDITION)

- Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready for a banger? Welcome to Sidemen, $100,000 hotel versus $100 hotel. [loud fart] KSI edition. Yes, I am the host. I get to decide which team is which. [buzzer buzzing] I have all the power. Which team will enjoy an expensive hotel experience [cash register ringing] of the finest order, and which team will suffer? Trust me, the cheap hotel team will not be having a good time. [dramatic music] [laughs manically] Be sure to subscribe and let's find out the teams

. [Ethan groaning] - Simon. - Oh, wait... - Go on one side. Ethan, go on one side. [Ethan laughing] Vik, go on this side. [group oo's] Josh, go on this side. [all exclaiming] Tobi, go on this side. - Oh, Harry! - Oh. Oh. - Oh, no, wait. - Oh no. - It's destiny. - We've got a friendly. - It's destiny, I've said it. - What did I say? - He said it. - Tobi swap with Josh. - No! - He's forgotten the teams. - Vik swap with Ethan. - Okay. - Harry, swap with Simon. - It's the same teams as we were, we'v

e just swapped sides. - Oh. - Wait. - Ethan, swap with Tobi. - Shut up, the power's got to his head. - Josh, swap with Vik. [Ethan laughs] - Let him cook, let him cook. - Let him cook. - Josh, swap with Vik. - Why am I going backwards and ford? - Who let him cook? Who let him cook? - And Simon swap with Harry. - Why is this so drawn out? - What the f*ck is happening? - Vik, swap with Tobi. [Ethan laughs] - What's going on? - Okay, you three- - Yeah. - I want you to go in this car. - Okay - Okay.

- You three, I want you to go into that car. - I've had enough, I've had enough. - Oh no, lad. - Another dingy, blacked out vehicle. - The thing is, don't get comfy 'cause he is 100% coming and being like, "Vik, Vik, swap with, Vik swap with Tobi." - I've got f*cking James friends on my team again, it only means bad things. Please James. James go film the other team. [laughs] James, go away. - It's dark. - It is dark. - That one's dark too, don't worry. - It's dark. - I'm not moving back becaus

e he is gonna make us swap seats. - Josh. - Ya? - Stay there. - What's going on? - Simon. - Stay there. - Stay there. - Yeah. - Tobi. [Tobi whimpers] Stay there. - Okay. - Hey team. - Hey, now. - No. - f*ck off. - No, no, no, no, no, no. - Why is this bad? I like James Frank. - No, I love, he's a great man. - Look, he's got a light on his camera. That's pretty cool. - We're in a black van of course he's got a light. - You wanna know what's bad news? Pan down there, we've been given a load of sup

plies. If we were going on a 20 minute journey, we don't need supplies, right? - Should we go into the darkness? - Oh, this is proper kit now. - Oh my God. - This is awful. - Wait, turn the light off just to show what the dungeon van looks like. [group screams] - All right, so we have one of the most calculated thinkers on the Sidemen and we have the person who knows JJ the best. Which one will reign supreme today? - Well, I'm a pessimist, so I'm always gonna say we're the bad team. Also, we hav

e John and John always goes to the stinkers. Josh has also never been on the good team. - True. - Yeah. - You two are also like my guys to check on the bad team. - Oh sh*t, nah we got. - Hello? Are we there yet? - Oh for f*ck. - KSI has come back and he is about to tell us, "boys, step out of the van. I've got something much nicer for you." - I'm making one last change. - f*ck off. - I knew it. I f*cking knew it. - It is my last change. Psych. - Bro, this guy! - He's the worst man. - This guy. -

He's the worst. - You know, I wouldn't be surprised if, yeah, this is actually turning him on. - Oh I think it is. - The power. The power. - He's just walking around with a stiffy. He's got an absolute chomp for the power. - f*cking erect KSI. Just toying with my feelings. - This is our view right now. - Can you see me? - No. - Is that you? - Now what? Now what? Oh geez. Wow. - Now you can see me. - What we say, where we going? - So I'm never the pessimist. We're headed to the airport. - I don'

t want to go to Europe. I want to be in Dubai. - I wanted to be in Dubai. - You think good or bad? - [Josh I feel like we are getting on a plane. I'm trying my ever so hardest to not know what road I'm on right now. - You can't know what road we're on. - No, no, no. - No way you've been tracking this whole journey. - There's no way. - If you know Dubai, you know. - Although there's one long straight road. [group laughs] - To be fair, I'm assuming hotel check-in isn't till about two three, so we'

re in no rush. - Do you know what I think he's done for us though? - Go on. - We'll go to the marina first, 20 minutes away. - Yeah. - We'll get on a yacht all the way round to the brand new Atlantis, 'cause that's where I think it is. - Do we really deserve- - No, no, no. - Do we really deserve such luxuries? - Of course we do. - No we don't. - Of course we do. Who else deserves it more than me? Who else deserves it? - Probably everyone. - No one deserves it more than me. No one. - Why? - What

do they do, bro? [group laughs] - What do you do? - What do I do? - What do you do that's so special? - I am him. [group laughs] And that is, yeah. - Is this your him moment? - This is, yeah. That's my him moment. - Okay. - I deserve luxury. I deserve a seven star hotel. No, honestly, we got it. Bro, we're going to the new hotel. One of the best hotels in the world. It's class. Beyonce stepped foot in it. I can sniff the carpet. - We've made a turn. We've stopped as well. - You're actually a GPS

. - Yeah. - Ah, f*ck. - What could this mean? - What? I swear you just said- - What could this mean? - You definitely said, what could this mean. - What could this mean? - I suck a to be on the good team. - Who's? - Whoever have to. - Josh said if he's- [giggles] - Did I? - He can't change it. - James is like, "whoever's nicest to me gets to be on the good team." You suck his dick and he's like, "teams were already set." - Simon's wiping his mouth like, "You're mean". - You're wasting it. [Tobi

laughs] - He said you're wasting it. - Are you still feeling like him? - I'm feeling a bit less like him now. The vibes I was getting from the sun is not good. Oh, I was just saying to the boys, I feel like, because the sun's over there, we must be travelling north. - You're trying too hard. - And therefore we're heading towards the airport. - You're overdoing it, you're overdoing it. - All right, all right, all right. - Oh sh*t, he might be right. - Oh sh*t, no, yeah, he has a point. - Oh, bog.

Why have you used your geo guesser brain, bro? - No, no, I'm just, we don't know. We might be doing circles or something, you never know. - Did you hear that? There was a little beep and it sounded like one of them little vehicles in an airport. - That was our car beeping. - That wasn't our car. - It was. - It was. - Well we're in one of them. [group laughs] - Why are you wearing your glasses like that? - Well, I think it's good. It's a nice little style. Blocking out the haters from behind. -

I want to hear a care on his voice. I wanna hear the door slide open. - I feel like he'd be I quiet. I feel like he'd wait. He'd wait. Oh my God. - Something's happening. - Hello. Let's go. - Am I taking my bag with me or not? - How you expect me to get outta this car with a blindfold on? - Do you have permit? You're not allowed to take camera from here without permit. - Alright, let's go. The world's weirdest conga train. - I've left all my stuff in the car, is that okay? - I'm sure they'll put

it on our lovely flight for us. - I'm scared. There was an angry man shouting at me when I got off to film. - I know, it didn't give good vibes. - Hello. Why you filming us? [groans loudly] - This ain't fitting in Josh's head. - Yeah, can I- [laughs] - Well there's actually- - Do I look like a cute panda? - I can't see Simon, so I don't know. - We're in the lift. - A lift I think is good. We're going down though. - What is happening to me please? - I don't like going down. I feel like going dow

n- - Well, hang on. I'm not following any I'm- - What's happened? - Here, we're going this way. - I'm holding Vik. - Boy's, I think this is just phase two of our journey to the airport. - Oh, we're in a car park. - Oh. Where are we? - I dunno, but I'm sat. - It doesn't smell like the good team. - Where could we possibly just walk through? It must've been- - Like a mall, a car park and now we're in a room that smells like sweets. - This is really cold. - It is, isn't it? - Is this just for Josh?

- It's my eye infection. [panic screams] - What was that? Who was that? - My dick. - This is Tobi, I think. - Wait, wait, wait, let me vlog. John, am I filming Josh? - Am I filming myself? - Are we-? - Yeah, you're all doing a great job. - Are we moving right now? - No. - We're stationary. - We're still bro. - I feel like we're like turning very slightly in the circle. - We could be on a ferry. - What? - I'm just being shipped. - You reckon? Yeah. It's gotta be. - I just don't understand. - Oh,

someone just touched my head. Someone just touched my head. James Frames, touch my head again if it's you. - Oh mate, if my phone worked, if I could do "Siri, call my brother", I could ask him if the entrance to this thing was in a car park. - We'll find out soon enough. - Okay, but I wanna find out now. - That's the- - Boys. [group screams] Take off your blindfolds. You're in the good team! [group cheers] [upbeat bass music] [group cheers] [group cheers] - Oh my God. - I dunno about that. [laug

hs] [group cheers] That looks scary as sh*t though. - Oh, yay. - By the way, Harry, is he's him. - He's him. - Oh yeah, not bad. - I kinda wanna be on the bad team now. - Yeah, the bad team is very bad. So bad. - Oh wait, hang on. - Oh wait, the door's open. [Tobi screams] - Guys I've been pulled. - We've lost Josh. - Okay. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, f*ck me. Am I in a road? - Stand here. Are we in like a firing line or something? - Boys, take off your blindfolds. - Yep, knew it. Yep. -

No! - Of course we are. - I'll never be lucky. - Boys, you knew we were. - I'll never be lucky. - I told you we were. - Why? - One star hotel. I don't want to. - Lad's we had John, it was done from the start. - No! - I have faith in a switcher-roo. - There is no switch. - I don't understand this behaviour. Just do drugs. Like, f*ck, why do you need this sh*t? - If I do die here, I want you to tell my parents one thing. - Go on. - To sue you. To sue you all. Okay? Take you for everything you've g

ot. - I'll say he went doing what he loved, hanging out with the Sidemen. - That's fair. - Let me call Simon. - Yeah, call him especially. [group laughs] [phone rings] - JJ, for real, this is him. [laughs] - Yep. [group laughs] - Hey. [group laughs] Hey. [group laughs] - Ay yo, y'all f*cked. [laughs] - Are they frozen? Are they frozen or are they just-? - Nah, nah, that's just his face. [KSI laughs] - Enjoy the flight, Simon. [group laughs] - I don't know why I'm being mean, but this is great. f

*ck you. [group laughs] - Alright, bye. - They didn't even like even say anything. - You even gave him the satisfaction of hanging up. - Yeah, but we're done boys. - Didn't even let him speak. - Look at his face. [plane hums] - You're getting there by boat. Ha-ha. - By boat? We're not even near sea. - Imagine. - Oh no, the car journey. [Josh groans] - Great. - Okay, where's the boat? - But our cars are going. - Yeah. Where's our boat? - Oh my God. - Who's ready to fly? - Nah, nah, no, no. Now th

at I'm up here I don't think can. [Ethan laughs] - You can, you can. - Nah, I don't think I can do it. - Yes now. - I thought, you know, this would be a personal growth moment, but it can suck my ass. [KSI laughs] I can't do it. I can't do it. - Listen, Lannon, one day you're just gonna die and then it's all done. You're gonna die one day and you're gonna die. You're just gonna die. - We're in Harpenden. This is near me, near my end. - Okay, but where's the boat? - I don't know, bro. - Tell you

your joke. Go on. - It's not a joke, Josh. - No, the only boat that we have today is friendship. [group laughs] Staying in Hartfield lads. - Oh, we're turning left. - Yeah. - What is this? Beales Hotel. We're staying in England, lads. - Got an envelope. - Let me guess. We're trolled again. There's no boat. - Get trolled again. Enjoy your one star hotel d*ckheads. - Wild one. - It's such a JJ thing. Haven't got suitcases. - We don't have any bags. No, I'm good. - Can I have all the bags? - No, I'

m good. - Bags. - I ain't letting go of this bro. I ain't letting go of this brother. This is terrible service. - Gimme ya bag. - Simon give him your bag. - I'll stand here all day. I haven't given you a bag, bro. - Bro, I'm not in a good place - I'm not doing this sh*t. There's no way I'm doing this sh*t. There's no- This feels so wrong. - How do I look right now? - That's a 1987 passenger, de liner train. - Hold that, b*tch. [Tobi laughs] [bag thuds] Are we getting robbed? Is that what's going

on? Did we just get draped? - Gimme your bag. [group laughs] - Hello. - Hi. - Hello. Welcome to our hotel. - Hi. - I'm Susan Beaver, this is my husband Sebastian. He doesn't say much though. Welcome. [popper pops] [Susan screams] So excited to have you here. I've heard such a lot about ya. You're John and Ted- Tobi and Simon. - I'm John? - As you can see Simon, I've got a special banner made for you. - You sound like you're from Leads. - Welcome Simon. I put your names on as well. - Tobi with a

Y?! - No, that's the fully way to spell it. How do you spell your name? - Tobi with an I. - Oh, I am sorry, hang on. I've got a pen somewhere. - It's fine, it's fine. - I'll change it, I'll just change it now. Don't want to upset you. - Thank you so much. - Come to Dubai, it'll be fun. [KSI laughs] - Look at Harry. Look at Harry. - Just lie down, Bob. Just lie down, Bob. You ready, Harry? Ready to fly? - Bro, please. - Harry, where are you dropping? - f*ck off. [group laughs] - Harry's face. Ha

rry's face is- Is something truly beautiful. [group laughs] Harry's face. - Yes. - Is a work of art. [upbeat trance music] [group screaming] - Oh my God. Oh, yes. - Oh, wow, I'm turning. - I wanna beat Ethan. f*ck you! - I've got it, I've got it. - Oh no, he beat me. - Can we just get you signed in? - You all right, Sebastian. You all right? What's the middle name? Eats? [group laughs] - He spelled it with a Y. I'll just hold onto the Y. - Lannon, you coming? - I don't wanna do it. Oh f*ck. - He

re he comes. - Oh, I can't. I don't know if I can f*cking do it Vik. - You just lie down. Relax. Lie down. - Oh, shut- It's not just f*cking lie down, bro. The fact that I know he's judging me right. - Oh no, I am definitely judging you. You got this bro. Let's do it. Let's go. - No! I don't know if I can f*cking do this sh*t. - Let's go. - Let's go Lannon! - This was meant to be a good day. - Simon, could I have some pictures with you, do you think? - Sure. - Because then we can use them on my

insta. - Yeah, go for it. - Cheese. - Say Yorkshire. - Yorkshire. - Say Leads. - Leads. - Say gimme your bag. [group laughs] - Can I have a look, can I have a look? Oh, no, I don't like those. Can you do another one? - That looks beautiful. - No, no do another one. John, you might have to take over if this one's not better. Oh, I like that. Should we do that? - Yes. - There he is. - Just lay there. - Every time I get here. [KSI laughs] I can't get to here. [KSI laughs] - I think I can't f*cking

do it, bro. I think I can't. - JJ, do you wanna come with me then? - You can show me being a b*tch. I don't mind. - All right. - So long as I can say to him, I got like a semi-phobia of- - Pussy! You. - Nah, nah, I will do this one day, but I can't do it today. Sorry to get you up here, get me rigged up. In the comments, do roast me. - Pussy! - I volunteer at a local primary school. - You want me to sign them? - Yes, please. If you wouldn't mind. - While they are distracted, we could get out her

e. - You reckon we come around? Should we just go? - To- - Henrietta. - H, E, N. - Gary, what is that sign say over there? [dramatic music] - All right. - They've locked the gate but we can climb. [group laughs] - You've got a massive gate and no fence. - We can hop the fence. - Where've they all gone? - Oh no. He is gonna say the line, Josh. - I need your bags. - Police, help. - We've got a change of plans. He's got like an emergency he has to go to. - Emergency yeah. Family emergency. - Let's

tell Susan then. - No, no. Don't tell her. Just- - No, no, this is fine. - Don't tell- Don't be a snitch. - It's policy. - f*ck me up. - This is like a sunbed. I'm quite relaxed here on my sunbed. - Come on Ladon. Come on. [KSI laughs] - Wait. What's this? What's this about? Brother! [upbeat trance music] - Okay, let's go. - Woo hoo. - Yo, JJ's getting smoked. - Oh, I see him. I see him. I see him. - Come in. - Go on Lannon. - Give him the ball. - Oh, I respect the man. I didn't think he was gon

na do it. I didn't think he gonna do it. - Let's go! - This guy don't even know. Holy. - Oh my God. - Are they both sideways? - I think so. - They're both sideways. - sh*t, he's on the overtake. How has he done that? How's he done that? [KSI screams] - Yeah. - Yeah! [KSI laughs] - Yes. - Oh, wait, no. - Oh's, JJ and Vik. - Sam's looking at us. He looks angry. - I like you, Sam. You'll like the jelly that we do. - Yeah we come back. We come back inside. - You'll like the puddings. Come on. - Not

for you, just for Seb. - Come on. [Susan] Are we all here? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Right. Well, let's get you to your rooms. This is our dining room here. - Oh, lovely. - Beautiful. - It's lovely. - Geez. - Do like the light? Yeah. It's a bit sexy, isn't it? - Yeah. What's going on? - Round the corner, Gary. Come on. Step it up a bit, love. - Wow. That's not very nice. - Hang it all day. - What the f*ck? - Oh, lovely Brian. Love, are you right? Yes. Are you all ready for later? - How you doing, Br

ian? You good? - Oh yeah, oh right, lovely. See you later love. - Enjoy your stay guys. - Oh, that's Brian, he's our regular resident. He lives there all the time. - Oh, he's a resident. - Oh, okay, I'll see you later. - Can you cut me out here? All right. Let's pretend I did it. Yeah. I conquered my fears. Look at me. Go. Wooh. Wooh. I love the side, man. Dam. That's the Burj Khalifa. Wooh. Wooh. - This does not make it big bro. - I've got you in the presidential suite. Simon. Yeah. - What? - G

eez. - Is it your room? - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Simon, her husband's right here. - I tell you what, let's go to your room. - My room. John's room. - The country, country getaway. - The country getaway. - Here we go. Come on in. - Bro. Yours actually smells like a farm. Bro, it stinks. - Your room, it like reeks, bro. Our 40th anniversary. Our wedding day. Pretty cool. It's pretty cool in here. Have you got an en suite? - Yeah. That's what I'm interested about. I feel like somethings in here. -

Hello, Brian. - Oh! - Oh, he's so cute! - Wait, what the f*ck? - Oh my God. It's so cute. - All right, let's not scare it. - Wait, does that mean I'm gonna have like Joe Biden in my room? - Now we just have the awkward car ride to catch up with the rest of the group. You know what it feels like right now? You know how when someone gets dumped on the bachelor and they have that awkward drive away in the car, like their heart just got broken. That's what this feels like. It's funny. Give into you

r fears kids. That's what you can learn from me. - The honeymoon suit. We about see, yeah. - Oh my- Bro, it's bondage themed. - This is actually lowkey fire, bro. - This is a better room than my one. - Hey yo. So did you put this stuff here? 'Cause this is kind of mad to put in Tobi's room. - That's outrageous. - This is a bit nuts. - Who did that? You got sweets. I want to eat one, but I don't want to eat one. You've got ball gags and stuff and a dildo. And larva lamps. [Tobi groans] - Demoneti

zation. - You can actually have sex with that. It was the sh*ttest placement for a sex swing, by the way, 'cause you can't use it. - You can't swing. - Yeah. It should be on here. But this is duct taped to the ceiling. You lot need to work on your sex swing placement. It needs to be up here in the middle. - Are you in the harbour? - So we're either getting a yacht. Or we're doing a some form of water sports is my prediction here. - If it's one of the things, the fly boards that you stand on. thr

ough fly. - The fly boards, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Oh my god. - Please. They're so sick. - I just saw a sign that said "The Yacht Club." - Aw, Simon, yacht club. - Oh, I could do a yacht though. I could definitely do a yacht. - Simon, come on love. - Come on Simon. - You've got to be in first. - She wants to be in first. - Unlucky said. [Susan laughs] - Is it f*cked? - What? - Don't worry. - In we come Simon. - That pretty normal. It's just a shrine to me. - Look! - Sheesh. - Do you like it? Do you

like the photos? I photoshopped them me-self. - That's sick. - Yeah, I've never done that before. - No. Thank you. Thank you. - Thank you. Anyway, I'm gonna leave you. - Bombastic side eye. - All right. See you later. - Oh, she says, see you later Simon. - Can we borrow your room? - Honestly? Take it. - You're welcome, by the way. - Thank you so much, you're a legend. - Yes, I know. - Yes, I know. - f*ck off. - It's quite strange that she has Photoshopped herself with you. - Is it strange? - I

feel like I'm insomnia 53 again. - I like this one the most. Or the Lord of the Rings. - This is also empty. Is there nothing in-? - Why have I got a goat in my f*cking bathroom then? - Get mad. - He's on the floor as well. Did you see? - Oh, we're onto the docks. I'm really confused. 'Cause we've walked past the really nice ones. - It's the jet ski. I can see 'em. - Yeah I think it is. - It's the jet skies. I'll be bamboozled if it's not jet skis now. Oh it's not that is it? - What? - That litt

le inflatable. - Oh my God. - Not a banana boat. - Wait, is it the car that goes on the water? Is that it there? I think that's it there. Water link. The car. - Oh, I can see it at the end, yeah. Oh my god. That's pretty sick. - It's isn't it? - Dude. Couples sports cars. - Oh, that's sick. - Oh yeah. - That is sick. - Hello? - Hello. - Well as for now, we just coming to knock on the door and take you to your first activity, if you ready. - Oh, okay, sure. - Yeah? - Okay, follow me boys. Simon,

come on. - Simon, come on. - Come on in, boys. - Oh, we're doing some nude painting. - Nude painting, bro. - John, can we have you on the left? - Of course you can. - And Tobi with an I, there we go love. - Thank you. - All right. Our teacher's gonna be here in a minute. So settle down. His name's Cashpur. Not Casper. Don't call him Casper 'cause it gets upset. He's very sensitive artist. - Oh, so we should get his name right. - You should get his name right 'cause otherwise- - You hear that Joh

n? Get Cashpur's name right, John. - Let me know if you need anything, Simon. - Okay. Miss you. - What about us? - I love you. - Bro. She don't know about us. - We're not diving with sharks, are we? If we're diving with sharks, bro, I can't be asked. Like, what is this, a face of your fears video? Oh Jesus. It's bright. All right. Where's my team? I don't see my team. If I knew this was a face your fears video, I would've reconsidered. - You actually scared of sharks, right? - If you pull some s

harks- Surely Dubai aint got f*cking sharks. Oh, what the- That, is that our thing? That's them over there. I see them. - Who you trying to seek? - I'm trying to seek. But let's have a guess. I'm going with seven. - Seven what? - What, flacid? - I'd hope he's not hard, actually. So I'm gonna go with five. - Pretty large. Here we go. - I'm Cashpur. - Hi Cashpur. - I'm an artist. - Where you from? - Berlin. - Okay. - What about you? - Same. - Yeah. Delicious. [group laughs] I'm going to get your m

use. - Our what? - Muse - So we're not drawing him? - No, I don't think so. - Come in branches, thanks. - Oh it is! Hey again. - Hey Brian. - I'm gonna build two, one minute poses. Okay? Then one five minute pose. So maybe when you find your rhythm, we do one 20 minute pose. Would you like assume a pose? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just a simple, right? - Ya, start with something easy, you know. - Do we have one minute now? - Nice. Now. - Schnell. One minute. - Schnell? - Schnell. - You have great calve

s, by the way. - Thank you. - Black is your colour. - Thank you. - Mine too. - Yeah it is. [Tobi laughs] - Do I trust you? - Of course you do. - Somewhat. - What's the beeping? - I don't know. - Bro, it's warning. Warning. Warning. Warning. Warning. - Be careful. This car is so fast. - I'm always careful. [upbeat trance music] - I have whiplash. He said he wouldn't go crazy. - Hold on Vikky boy. I'm gonna piss myself. - My proportion's so wrong, bro. - Stop. - Wait, you said 10 more seconds and

he said stop straight after. - Well, you don't have a head. - I've drawn an emoji. I've drawn a potato. - Well you've captured his face very well, I'd say. - You've really captured my eyes. - Less. Do less. - Do less. - He looks like Mr. Blobby. - I didn't even start. - Try again. - Try again? - This is nice, huh? - Yeah. Thank you. - Makes me think you've done it a bit before, huh? - He's normally a lot more naked. - Yeah, you're a little bit of tears would catch but you're not a beginner. - Ye

ah. - This is good. I think this one may be professional. Yeah. What do you do? Maybe work in the finance or? - Great. I have no creativity, he said. - Yeah. Yeah. We're on the boats, the beepings loud. - Why is it not stopping? - Please. [boat beeping] The warning. Make it stop. [boat humming] [boat beeping] Bro, bro, bro, that bastard sinking. - Can you do less? - Can I do less? - You thinking to much, just do less. - How do I do less? - Less. - Okay. - I'm just drawing shapes. - Good for you.

- You like Patrick from SpongeBob. - Yeah, you look like a gingerbread man with acne in mine. - Time! - Do you like me to incorporate some props? - Yeah. - So lobster's fun. Yeah. - Yeah. - That's a really good pose. - I think we start from the beginning. - Let's see the angle that you're going for here. - Standup. - Standing up. - Because it starts with how you approach the canvas. - Yup. - It's like a lover. - It's like a what? - A lover. - A lava? It's hot? - Lover. It's hot. - Hot chair. -

Show me how you approach the lover. - You mean lover? - Yeah. - Like a heart? - Yeah. You said lava. [Josh laughs] - Hello, chair. I'm just going to sit on you now if you don't mind. Yeah have that, get that on your face. - Yeah. Yeah. That's not it at all. - This is a fantastic pose Brain. - Takes a lot of stamina too. - I can imagine. - You got a lot of stamina? - I've got some. [panicked screams] - Oh Jesus. Oh Jesus. Love mercy. Oh, this is, this is f*cking awful. [panicked screams] [boat hu

ms] - For f*ck sake. - Don't let me interrupt. - You're breathing down my neck a little bit and I'm not used to men doing that. - I think he likes you Simon. - Maybe we do cry a little bit today. - Can I start again? - Yeah, maybe it's for the best. - I've accidentally drawn a penis instead of a- - Your lobster looks like a nobster. [laughs] - Shall I put this somewhere safe? - All of them? - Carry on. - Okay. I'm carrying on. He stole all my art. [paper rips] - It's not art, sh*t! - Are you may

be, maybe left-handed? - Okay. He's violating me. Not all of us are blessed. - Yeah they aren't, das ist true. - Let's go Lannon. Yeah! - Oh, it's gonna be bumpy Vik, be ready buddy. [Vik screams] [engine roars] - My spine! My f*cking spine. - Oh, he's fully going for it now, baby. He's a new man! [engine drowns out speaker] - I can't hear a word you're saying. - This might be the worst boat I've ever had the disservice of going on. - Time. Let's have a quick review. - Bro, you drew a face. - It

's not enough emotion. - What do you mean? Look at my emotion. - We work on the 20 minute one together. - You like this one? - I have no words. The lobsters so bold, so simple, so complex. - You've really captured captured my stride as well. - So what is he doing that I'm not doing? - I think maybe art is not something you can teach, you either have it or you don't yeah? - Yeah. - I think Simon has it. - Well, me and Tobi, you know, we're artistic. - And Tobi? - No, no, no, no. - This guy? - I c

an't draw. - It's difficult with your finance background. - Honestly, my corporate upbringing is holding me back. - Stand up. He's telling you to stand up. - Stand up, mate. Boss. This does not feel safe. Boss, this does not feel safe. Oh, Nelly. - What's happening? - I dunno. Why is it beeping? - I don't know. - All right, this thing eats dog sh*t. - You don't like it? You're not having fun? - No. This vehicle should be illegal. - Watch the jet game. f*cking hell. Oh my god. Bro I just went f*c

king flying. - I think that is a work of art personally. I'm done. I don't need 20 minutes. - You go ups here. Feel Brains pose. - His balls or his pose? - I'm going to help with the art. - Oh, sweaty bottom. What else have I gotta feel? - Welcome to posing. Yeah. You're much better model than you are an artist. Now I feel the emotion. - Did you just start this now? - Yeah. Yeah. - Oh, is he actually? He's actually. - Oh, he is actually good. - Oh, he's actually good at that. - Josh, you look co

mfortable, ya. Maybe do something a little bit naughty. [Simon laughs] Brian maybe you can put the berry on Josh. - Yeah. - I've got a pretty big head though. Maybe just plop it on top. - Wear it like, yeah, like on a joint. - Can I see your final piece? Your piece de resistance. - Oh. - Wow. [little chuckles] [Tobi laughs] - I believe he's ripped it in half. - That's art, it's like a fancy. - Yeah. I think it's better like this. - I knew you were gonna say that. Thanks, Cashpur. [engine roars]

[upbeat music] - Wow. The whole thing f*cking rattling. - Why's it still beeping? [boat beeps] [engine roars] - Oh my God. Oh my God. - Oh, it feels good to be on this side of things people. - Having fun? - No! - He hates it. - No. Oh no. Oh f*cking hell. [boat beeps] [engine hums] - This is what the good life is all about. - I don't want to do this. - Take it easy. [muffled screams] [engine roars] [upbeat music] - I can't even see. Oh god no. - This is f*cking awful. [KSI laughs] This is awful.

[KSI laughs] [upbeat music] - He doesn't mean that. - What happens if like, you get somewhere with a person and you'd like to, you know, get into sexual activities. - Do you not have like zips? - There's no zip down there. - What? - There's a secret zip. - Where's secret? - Well only the lucky few find that out. - The rectum? - It's near the rectum. Yes. - Yes. - Hi Simon. - Stop gassing it, bro. It looks like it's f*cking slender, man. I'm done. [relaxed music] - Pretty good. - That is very go

od. You've actually captured my- - Essence. - Shape. Yes. My essence. - Yeah. Yeah. I could feel you from here. - Maybe you sign it, Joshua. - Joshua. - Can I just write Zachary? - From the hips. Sign from the hips. That's it. To Cashpur maybe? - Too much. That's too much. Too much. - To much hips. - You want to draw with the body, yeah. It doesn't come from here. It's come from here and here. Okay. It comes from the body. Cashpur. Cashpur. Yeah. [group laughs] - Aight, the boys here are clearly

having so much fun. Look at the smiles on their faces. - Come to Dubai. Get your back blown out by a f*cking yellow sports car on the water. - Hey, plenty of people get their backs blown out in yellow sports cars in Dubai mate, don't worry about it. - Full of joy. - f*cking hell man. Get me outta this f*cking sh*t heap. I want nothing to do with it ever again. - I can see Ethan now. Smiling. I think. Why is it beeping? - 'Cause it's f*cked. It's been beeping the whole time. - It's smoking out t

he back. - Oh yeah. Why is it smoking? - Bro. [KSI laughs] - Bro. - Never again. - Never again. [laughs] - Oh, they loved it, they loved it. - Worst thing I've ever done on water. [KSI laughs] - This, ya, this is- - This is me. - This is you. - I found my lane. - Yeah. - You don't have to keep this one either. I'll take this one. - Thank you. - Yeah. [group laughs] - Thank you. - Pleasure. Thank you. I've learned so much from you today. - Yeah. Maybe we can do some accounting together. - Listen,

I'm good with numbers. - The boys have been split up into two cars. JJ said we were going to the hotel. - Yeah. I don't know if I believe that. - No. - Yeah. - I have reason to believe that we're not. But now I'm just confused, we're like leaving Dubai. - Time for your next exercise. Now Simon, wants to come with me. - Sure. - Right, if you just want to sit yourselves down there and relax for a while, and the therapist will be out in a minute. You'll go in one at a time. - Okay, is neither- Non

e of the hotels we thought it would be. What's go- - There is a welcoming party. - Wait, what's going on? - Well, I've just woken up from a lovely little nap and we've pulled up at somewhere and I can see- I can see balloons. It is a side minute. An SOS. Oh my God. - Oh my God. It's like I'm Beyonce. - What's happened here? - I've got a welcoming crew. - Wait, wait, wait, wait. - What's going on? - Hello. How are you? How are you? Good to meet you. - Hello. Oh my God. There's a round of applause

. - What's going on? Oh, thank you. - Hello. Hello. - Thank you. - You wanna get my bag or what? - Hello. Hello. Hello. - Oh, hi, hi. Oh my God. - Thank you everyone. Not sure what I did. - That is the strangest thing I've ever seen in my life. - Tobi. - Hi. - Do you wanna come through? You're first. - Not particularly. - You're gonna be fine. I promise. - Bro. You are not gonna be okay. - I'm gonna lead you through something called A S M R. - Well, I guess we wait. - Don't worry about anything

else in this room. All you have to worry about is me and the bed. - Cool. - I see a massage table. Hang on. Use the camera. - I'm gonna get everyone out and you're just gonna get changed and just call me- - Change into what? Into this? - Yeah. So this is laid out for you. Nothing else, right? Speedo, gown, slops. [Tobi laughs] - You mind putting on a speedo? - Yeah, I aint getting in no speedo. - All right. Just gimme a shout when you're ready. Okay? [Tobi screams] Does that mean you're ready? -

No. - By the way, we're going up floors, mate. My ears have wrong. - 50th floor. - We're going up to the sky. - Okay. So yeah, we're on the 71st floor. - Oh god. - Oh my word. - I feel like I'm in heaven. - Did we die? I've died. Where's my childhood dog? Oh, he went to hell, didn't he? - Can't I put on my swim trunks? I don't wanna wear a f*cking speedo. This is so uncomfortable. Is this what it's like wearing a thong? Ready! - You're okay? - No. - You seem really upset. - I'm really, really u

ncomfortable in this f*cking Speedo. - We're gonna be making sound together. - Oh my God. - I like to get involved because I know for new people it can be kind of like, what the hell am I doing here? - I was relaxed. [both laugh] - I've heard every sound under the sun. So anything that comes out of you, I promise, mouth, bum, I've got you. It's fine. I promise. Okay? I'm used to it. - Out of me? - Yeah. [laughs] - Why, hello there. - Hello. - How we feeling? - Amazing, man. - There we go, is thi

s more like it? - It was like a blur. We just got out the car. They were clapping. We got sent up a lift. We just- - I just went where they told me to go. [group laughs] - I feel like I'm in heaven. I feel like I've been brought to heaven. - Are you ready? Are you ready to see the room? - I've got balloons. I'm happy. - You've got balloons. [laughs] - Are we going up again? - This is the lobby, bro. This is just the lobby. - What do you mean we're going up higher? - This is just the lobby. - Tha

t was just the lobby. - Are you taking the piss? [group laughs] - It is a bit. I didn't realise there was gonna be a speedo. That's so mean. [laughs] - I've got my speedo just out. - Thanks. [laughs] - Do you relate to a colour? Just say the first colour, don't even think about it. - Green. - When we breathe in, all right, I want you to hum the green. - Hum the green. - Hum the green. - Okay. - Ready? [deep breath] - Green. - Oh lovely Tobi, that's so good. One more time. [deep breath] - Green.

- Oh yeah, you're definitely green. Definitely. - What does that mean? - Feel like we're bringing down the aesthetic of the place. We turned up in our shorts and T-shirts. - This is the first mullet that's ever been in this building. - Okay, this is serious. This is are serious. - You ready to go? - Yes, please. - Let's do it. - Oh God. - Oh what? - Oh my god. - Wow. We are high. [upbeat music] - Oh sh*t. Oh my dude. - You can't see anything out there, but mama, I made it. - Oh my god. - Bro, do

wn. - Have a look. Have a look at it, ladies and gentlemen. - How did I get here? From Dubbo, New South Wales to Dubai. - That's kind of scary, you know? - Wait. Oh my goodness. That is straight down. - Cheers Sidemen. Thanks for paying for this. I didn't pay a cent. This is beautiful. - You are feeling the colour green. What sound are you feeling? - Waves. Ocean waves. - Oh, ocean waves. All right, so just picture the waves, the warmth of the sand between your toes. Beautiful Tobi, lovely. Keep

going. Let the sounds happen. [bells ring] [bells ring] - Do you hear that? - Santa's in there, mate. [bells ringing] - Is that relaxing? - No. - No? [Tobi giggles] Is it not? - No. - I'll stop that one then. - There's a bar. There's food. There's XIX. - Oh wow. - Minute wait. Oh, it's cake. Oh my god it's cake or is it XIX. Oh, that's a bit of sad, the other Sidemen are on there. I don't want to see them. I've forgotten they exist. [group laughs] - Just keep picturing the waves. [loud tings] [

clapper thuds] - Was that meant to be relaxing as well? - No one's ever broken my bell before. You're radiating so much sound. You broke my bell. - Absolutely waffling. - That was loud. We are out here. - I better not be deaf for after this sound therapy session. - I'm actually, I've already, I've got lost in the room already. It doesn't rotate, does it? What the f*ck? - That's the photo you picked of me? [laughs] - I mean, it's your face. - That is true. - The bath in the upstairs bedroom. - Sh

otgun. - Is something I've never seen before in my life. We have an elevator in a hotel room. I've never seen that before. - Surely it's just the guest just gets the best room. - No chance. - You've got mad. - The guest just gets the best room. - You've lost your head. - You said you were a YouTuber, yeah? A sound like this might be very comforting for you. [keyboard clicks] - I actually really like that sound. - Yeah? [keyboard clicks] [bell tings] - Ow. [vacuum hums] [bell tings] [vacuum hums]

[horn honks] Oh, there goes my left ear. [horn honks] - Oh my god. I need to bathe in this. It's like a hot tub bath with a chandelier. Imagine scrubbing your private bits with a dam chandelier. This is genuinely the nicest place I've ever been in my entire life. Oh my God, there's just a Mac. - Yes. - Oh my God. - Harry's making money. - Yeah, making moves. Money moves. - Come on. - Bro, that is him. Sitting here, this is where he becomes him. - I wish I was this rich man. I wonder how the oth

er boys are doing. [group laughs evilly] [trumpet bellows] - You play an instrument by any chance? - Nope. [Tobi laughs] [trumpet bellows] I do, do something like called animal sound therapy. [Tobi laughs] And that's mainly what I use this for. I bet you'll never guess what this one's for. [trumpet bellows] - That's a great elephant impression you got. - Oh, I'm so glad you got it. Not many people get it. [Tobi laughs] [air horn blares] And we're done. Well done, Tobi. Up you get, give a little

jiggle. Let it all hang out. Don't let it all hang out. You know what I mean. - The birds don't even seem that big from here. - Yea, honestly. Small fry. Small fry building. - Oh, that's cake? [upbeat jazz music] - There's metal in that? - That's just all icing. [group laughs] [upbeat jazz music] - Where can I spit this out? - Wait what? Oh sh*t, your tongues like black. - That's not cake yet. The top wasn't cake. Look at his mouth. There is no way I can swallow it. - Oh my God. I'm not, oh- - I

've probably just had like a week's worth of sugar. - Everyone, bye. - Hey there guys. Simon, I've got you next for your treatment. - Go on King Simon. - Why are you pointing at him? - He was wearing a suit earlier. - You know, I'm jealous, if anything. - I'm upset he's not as still in the suit. - Oh. Didn't fancy the- - No, God, no. - The tighties. - That's okay, you can always take them home and try 'em on at home. - Was Tobi on this before? - I think. - Sorry, not used to being filmed normall

y, my treatments are normally just me and the victim. [chuckles] - Right. - Right, good. So I'm just gonna start you off with a little bit of massage oil, okay. And is that okay? Oop. - That was so cold. [laughs] - Cool. I'm just gonna get a bit more oil. Gently, just. - Right. Okay. Why am I being cooked? What's going on? - Don't worry, no one's gonna cook you. I'm not gonna salt and pepper you. Just gonna do a little bit on your legs. - Why am I being cuts, bro? What's going on? Why are you co

vering me in olive oil? - No, it's okay. You're gonna make a great starter, don't you worry. Still a bit dry in places. - How am I still dry in places? - Little bit on your arms. - Brilliant. - That's it 'cause I'm gonna get those. - Brilliant. Yeah. - Good, lovely. - Ah, this is so grim. - It's kind of like, I'm not even here. You're just gonna come into room- - You're definitely here. You're definitely here. - Get a bit of there. - All right, some of the XIX. - Get a bit of this side of it. Ye

ah, get on there, get on the logo. - That's f*cking polystyrene! - Oh no. [Ethan laughs] - You bastard! [KSI laughs] - I dunno if you are aware of Manuka honey. - Yes. I'm, yeah. It goes in your mouth. - Yeah because it's delicious and it's full of antioxidants. - Yes. - And it's good for detoxing. - Yes. In your mouth. - It works both on the inside and the outside. This should be nice, nice sensation. Is that nice? - No, I'm having an absolutely horrible time. Yeah. Where's Susan at? - Susan. S

he's just outside. She actually loves this therapy herself. She loves the bee massage. So we'll just close your eyes and relax for a second and we'll imagine that we are the bees that have made this honey. So we'll go. [imitates bee buzzing] - I hate you so much. [imitates bee buzzing] - Lovely. I think that's enough for now, we can have the rest on toast later. [Simon groans and gags] That's it. Right on the sides. Get a full basting. - Basting. Oh yeah, no on the leg hair, that's what I wanted

. Oh yeah. - Lovely. - I've scammed the biggest living on planet Earth. - Are we on a rooftop? - Oh my God. - Steady on. - Oh my God. Oh my God. We've been lead out to the roof. Wowee. - Let's go boys. [upbeat music] - Bra. - Yeah. Yeah. - Bruv. - Yeah. - I like this. I like this. - They've preloaded the lunch. - Thanks Sidemen. Thanks guys. - So I've got some lovely feathers. - You f*ck. - These are gonna help cleanse your aura with the power of the peacock. Okay, so Peacock. Very noble, very s

trong, very powerful bird. - You just put the f*cking feathers on me, man. Just get this sh*t done. - You'd make a really great bird as well. You'd really fly higher than the rest. - Would you take me home with you? - I would. I'd keep you in a little cage and I'd feed you some seeds out of my hands every day. - If I was a bird or if- Just in general. - Mostly if you're a bird. - Okay. - Oh my word. This might be the best one yet. - This could be. - This might be the best one yet. And the bar wa

s high. The bad team is officially now really bad. Even if they're having a nice day, it's bad compared to this. - So if you wanna now just make some bird sounds, any bird sound you can just to really open up the lungs. [imitates bird calling] Yes. Ka-kaw. Let me hear you. [imitates bird calling] [Brain whistles] - I've never wanted to die more than this moment. - There's a lot of negative vibes. There's some comments maybe that you've got online that you want to get rid of. You don't want those

around you anymore. So they're just gone. So just breathe with. - I'm so upset. - Cleanse, cleanse, cleanse. Do you feel that? - Yep. - It's energy. It's energy. It's direction. It's power. It's control. - Yeah. - It's relaxation. - Yeah. - Right. We have just arrived at the Ciel Spa. Please help me. My lower back is in tatters. - This is what the good team's all about. Getting a couples massage when deep in pain. What a lucky lad I am. - Oh look, disposable pants. - Taken man, reveal yourself.

- Oh yeah, yeah, you can't film him down there. [group laughs] [Vik giggles] - I'm getting a full blown power wash. I'm doing the full experience. - Nah, brother, brother. Don't, don't. Nah, nah. - This is just for one specific area because we carry- - I will sh*t myself and fling the poo at you. - And that's okay. - That is nuts. - Just a little. We're gonna start off gently. Relax. - Bro. This is too nuts, you know. - Relax. - You know what's mad, right? JJ made this happen. Can we- Aight, we

've seen enough jiggle back. - We can all see the tension that's there. - Yeah. - We know it's there. We just want you to release it and- [imitates fart sound] - Thanks. - Very good. - Yeah. I don't need to fart right now. I'll- [farts] [group laughs] [relaxed lofi music] - Wow. Whole life. This one's for you Simon. Missing you lots man. - Nah, nah, nah. Ah. Hell no, man. - Keep it down. - Nah, nah. - She's not here, it's okay. Head down This ain't, this ain't except- I'm a engaged man. - Relax

Simon. - This is not not allowed. - Go on love. I'll take over now. - Oh. [gags] - Oh I say you work out. - Get Sebastian in here. Get Sebastian in here right now. - Oh, you need to calm down. - Sebastian. Sebastian! - Oh, you've got a bit of a knot there. Let's try and get that. - I wonder why I'm tense. I wonder. - Thanks Susan, I'll take it from here. - Thank God. - There we go. - Thank you Susan. - All right and you're welcome Darling. - How the f*ck do I get this off me? [group laughs] - It

's edible honey. - Honey. - And feathers, yeah. Give me a shower. - Got little peacock feather on him. They matches pea-cock. [laughs] - Gonna give my thong away once I last. [group laughs] Who wants to get my thong? Oh my God. That was perfect. Oh, I'm so sorry that you had to handle my big body. [hands slapping] You know what that is? That was a happy dad. - They knew we wanted to get into party right after the spa so they got us shots, mate. That's on Romans water. - Am I gonna like this? Tha

t's another treat, man. - Good afternoon, Josh. Come on in. Have you ever had a Turkish spa before? - No. Not properly. - No? Well, you're in for a treat. But first I like to engage with a- just a nice little friendly drink. Just to relax a bit. - That sounds more like it. - Yes. - Let's go red wine. - Red wine? - Yeah, yeah. We should put coke inside it as well. - Coke? - Yeah. It's called calimocho. Spanish cocktail. - Almost like I knew you were coming. - I get bar service as well, now we tal

king. It's quite flat. - As you can see our lovely tub over there. - It's not very big is it? Can I fit in that? - You can try. We're gonna try. - I'll leave you to go get changed and just gimme a shout when you're ready. - Sure thing. - And I'll come in. Okay? - Okay. - How was it boys? - It was lead. It was lead. - So what was it? - Did you get touched? Like what happened? - Did I get touched? Oh, I definitely got touched. - I got touched. - No, no. - I shouldn't have said no. - But I didn't k

now what I was getting, right. So we go in, they've got the little massage underwear and Ethan's like, "nah, you've gotta put it on. Like, come on man. You gotta get the full experience." Right. So I whack it on, I go and lie face down. The lady walks in. Excuse me sir, you have booked a facial. [group laughs] I'm gonna f*cking turn over and lie here. [group laughs] - He's in these little skimpy pants. I, on the other hand, they've seen every part of me. I was heaving out of those little pants.

I lay down and the man gets to work on me. Oh my God. I'm in flow state right now. - Oh my God. - So I thought I'd slip into something more comfortable as well. - Are you more comfortable? Are you sure? - But these wires are a bit inhibiting, I have to say. There's strangulation. I feel like a bicentennial man. Top up. [goofy music] So what we're gonna need to do first is we're gonna need to get you settled in the bath. I'll walk you over there, help you down if you need it. - Am I bathing red w

ine? What's going on? - Well that's not blood. That's not red wine either. - What is it then? - Don't ask questions. - Let's get in that. - Just get in there. Like an upside down crab. There you go. Alright. - It is so cold in here. - Oh yeah. Lovely. Nice. Beautiful. - So, do you have a girlfriend? - Yeah. Pretty long term actually. - Pretty long term? - Yeah. - How long is long term? - 12 Years. - 12 Years? - Bastard that's hot. - Is it hot? Don't worry, it's only gonna get hotter. - I guess w

e could change the 12 years now, can we? - So do you work out? - I try to. But we're getting there, but we're getting there. - Didn't think they'd let guns in here. - God and they do, they do. - You should drink some more wine, yeah, drink some more. [nervous laughter] - What's in the wine? - Red. - Musical chairs to decide who gets the biggest room. Let's go. [goofy music] - No man! [group laughs] - f*ck you, f*ck you. That was intention. He was watching there. - He is from England, you don't k

now this game. [KSI laughs] - Get underneath it. - Aw, yeah. - Yeah? Oh, then the lower back bit. - It's a bit rough. - You call it the little back bit? A bit rough, but yeah, it's exfoliating. - Is it? - You can blame Susan for the budget. Up over the shoulder. How's that? - Is that a toilet brush by the way? - No, technically it is, but it's- - But it's currently a back brush. - It is a back brush, yeah. - What's he doing? - I mean, it's not been used in a toilet yet. - He's got a bog brush on

his back. - That's good, that's it for Simon. - It's back brush. - Are you sure it's not from a random hotel room? - No. Don't worry, this is my personal collection. - This is intimate. - And there you go. There we go. Need to just cut those buttocks going. Yeah, there we go. There we go. It looks very firm, you actually didn't bent the stick. Back in the bath please. - You're a weird guy, you know. - You're a strange- - You're a strange guy. - You know that's not for real? - Look at Bez, the w

ay he plays, bro, what a stinker. Oi, don't, come on guys, stop. Stop ruining it. Bro, what is this? You can't push me out of the game you f*cking bastard. [buzzer buzzes] [group laughs] It wasn't worth it. It wasn't worth. - How does it feel? - It wasn't worth playing. - How does it feel? - They were pushing me. - He was laughing at me. - Toothpaste? - Need to just finish with your mouth. [Josh laughs] So there we go. Oh, sorry love. There we go. Brush, brush, brush your teeth. Brush 'em nice a

nd good. Open. You do have lovely teeth. All the way back to the molars. Gotta get those ones, as I tell my kids, those ones were up first. And then just to finish off, like I said, your feet are connected to your soul. So I need to just... - Ow. - 'Cause the mint will help again with the blood flow. There we go. Just getting it right there. Let's just get that one right there, look at that. - Alright, the final, Harry versus Ethan, let's go. [goofy music] All right, I'm gonna. [goofy music] - f

*ck! - Aw he's done it. - Ethan wins! - He's done it. - He's done it! - Yeah! Come on! [siren blares] - We won a prize. - This is a fire drill. We need you to evacuate the building now please. Come on. Out of that tub and put a towel on. - I've got toothpaste in my mouth. - Quickly but calmly, be very careful. Everybody out the building please. Everybody out, come on. Out. - What is in your mouth? - Gary, where's my bags? - Out you go. Can assemble over here please on the meeting points. - I've

left my bag. Oh, now you don't care about the bags. Now you get the bags. - Have we got Simon? - Hello. - Pretty cold out here. - Have we got Tobi? - Tobi's over there. - Tobi. Oh and John. - That's John, I'm Josh. - Are you Josh? I've been calling you John all day. - Yeah, I'm Josh. - Whoa. - Oh Josh. - I never knew that. Why you got toothpaste in your mouth? - He was brushing my teeth. - Right, that's everybody assembled. - Okay boys, your day is not over. [group oo's] Take a seat. - Oh, okay.

- Okay. I can do that. - Ladies and gentlemen, can I introduce to you... Oh, name? [group laughs] - That was the worst intro I've seen. - Ladies, gentlemen, lemme introduce to you, Daniel. [group cheers] [upbeat music] He's gonna be helping you mix some drinks. - Oh, okay. - With XIX vodka, baby. - Everybody, we could come back in now. - Do you know any English words? This guy. - Sorry about that. We all, all right? - Hello again. - Now you are relaxed after your massages? - You kind of ruined

the massage for me, not gonna lie. - I'm sorry. Now we've got one more thing for you and this is really warm and fuzzy and cosy. - A vag-een. - It's very nice. Come with me, I've got two very special friends I want you to meet. - Oh, goats again. - Oh the goats! - Would you like to hold it? - Sure. - It's quite strong that, be very careful. - You ain't met Josh before. [Tobi laughs] - Dennis. Do him. - Oh, this is so nice. - I like this hotel. - You can brush him if you want. - Yeah, give him a

brush. - Brush him. - I'll keep you nice and relaxed. Don't eat too much though, it goes all to your waist. You don't want it on your hips, do you? - Who can introduce me to this vodka actually? - Go on Vik, give him that sauce. - Premium. Five times the distilled. Vodka. And it's produced in the United Kingdom up in Glasgow. - You didn't quite sell it. - You can do better. - This vodka will infiltrate the market. It'll sabotage the big players. - We're here to disrupt the industry. - You have t

o let us know what you think. - So let's get down to it. - That's why he's the goat. - Oh God. [group laughs] [goofy music] [Simon gasps] - It's a skunk. That's sick. - No. - What do you mean no? It'll be descended. - No it's not. That one is sent. - No, it can't be. - That's right too. - No, no, no, no. - Oh my God look at him. - Oh my God, you are so cute. - Don't scare him. - Oh my gosh. - He's so cute. - You can cut his nails. - He's gonna freak out. - See how long his nails are? - Yeah. - Y

ou're just gonna take a little bit off. - He's gonna spray me and I'm gonna stink. - This one? - Yeah, yeah. Just a little bit off. - Well done. - I did it! - I'm so scared of him spraying. There you go. - Don't worry. There's actually nothing you need to worry about. - Why are you holding it? Why are you aiming at me bro? Don't aim it, don't aim. Brother. [group laughs] Yeah. He opening up bro. He opening up. So what's the smell like if he spray? - Literally like a very bad rotting egg. - There

you go. - That's impressive. - But that is here. - Hell no, man. Stop aiming his asshole at me. [group giggles] - We having a XIX vodka inside. Tropical pineapple juice. - Wow. - Oh my God. - Yeah. - That's the best vodka I've ever had. I think everyone watching should drink it. - Keep going. No. Not that, not that. Of age. Young adults. - Who drink responsibly. - That is lovely. That is delicious. I'll tell you, this is how nice it is. - Yes. [laughs] - Wow. He ate that. He chewed, he chewed.

- That was absolutely divine. - Complement to the bartender. - Abso- Good man. - Thank you very much. - Dinner's ready if you'd like to come. - Dinner's ready? - Yes. - Oh, it's a bit early. - Listen, I'll eat some dinner man. - So I'm going to leave you in the very capable hands of Gary now who will take care of you in the dining room. - Let's go Gary. - Gary, Gary. - Gary. Gary. Gary. Gary. - Employee you of the month, right? - Do you want to play a game? - No. - You should play the game. - Pl

ay the game. - Play the game. Come on play the game. - Play the game. [Gary sighs] - Gimme your bag. - You just follow me to your table. - Thank you so much for your hospitality, sir. - That's Simon's. That's Simon. Where do I sit? - Thanks mate. - You two can sit where ever you like. - Come on mate. - That's amazing employee of the month. - There you go. - Menus. - Thank you. Oh, it's in Welsh. - Don't know it. - My question is, how do you do the shaker thing? - Wanna shake one with me? - I'd l

ove to shake one with you, my friend. - Harry, the two handed, you're used to it. - Go on. - Yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - There you go. - Yeah. - That's mixed up. - Now shake it under the counter. - But how do I do the fancy one? I wanna do the fancy one. What's the- - Which one? - The one was like... - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - We'll just do it. [group laughs] - That was- Oh no, no. [drink clinks] - It's hard, you try it. - That's undercooked. - Is it hard to shake? - It's hard! - Can I grab you's a d

rink fellas? - Can I get a Malibu and Coke, together? - Yeah. - Yeah? - May I get an apple juice please. - Put a smile on that, you will. - Please. - Malibu and Coke it is. - But I didn't- I didn't order. - Say when. - When. [coughs] When. Yeah, f*ck it. [Tobi laughs] Thanks mate. - All right, what do you want to drink? - May I get an apple juice please? - Can we double that up please? - See I'm more fun aint I? - Two apple juices please. - The drink's great, thank you. - I have a friend called

Greg that I think you'd love. - Right. [group laughs] - Can you explain the menu? - Yes. Food's on it. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. So like- - There you go, it's explained. Is it starters, mains and desserts? - Just pick one. - What language is this? - It might be like Elvish or something. - Could I get the spaghetti? Do you know what? Surprise us. No fish for him, no mushrooms for me. - Send out the E cal gidieon, which is the surprise of the chefs, please. - You know, I'm on minimum wage, right? - We d

idn't ask. - A toast. Let's toast to... - Simon. - Simon Minter. Currently having the worst time in his life. - I feel more for Josh. - For Josh, having the worst time in his life. And also Tobi, I hope he's suffering. - Cheers for that. - I'm gonna try what you did last time. - Oh, by golly. Oh, by golly. - Starters have arrived. - Josh, you got the British Mazi Platter. - Thank you. - That is to dead. - Is that spam? - You will figure it out, you're a bright boy. - Gary, be honest, would you e

at that? - You'd eat it right? - Oh sh*t. Ay, nah it's good man. - I've eaten, thank you very much. Simon, this is the chef's special. - Jeez! What's that? Avocado Macky? - Yeah. How have you just given him exactly what he wants? Your avocado, Macky rolls. - Hell yeah. Oh, you got cold beans. [classical music] - Oh God. - You said cold beans are good. - Oh nah, man. - Oh bro, that is so vile. - Man just spat on it. - Tobi. Spaghetti surprise. - Fire. - That's pretty cool. - Enjoy fellas. Bon app

etit. - Thanks mate. - You have straight up spat in my beans. - Anyone want any special sauce? - Nah. Nah. Nah. Honestly, this is good. - Can you wait a while for that? - Yes. - Gimme 10. - Thank you. [sniffs loudly] - Is it cold? - They are frozen. - Oh, that's cool, it's like the tarness. Whoa, I ain't seen this. - JJ, come get the left. - It does say four persons lads. It says four people. It says four people. - No, no. I'm pretty light. Oh look at this, it's fine. - Where could we fall to? -

Elevator overloaded. [group laughs] - Okay, okay. - Catch. [Tobi laughs] - Can I get mine with coke? That's valid. - There's hair's floating in my apple juice. - Gary, I finished. - Boys. - Hello. - We're gonna do something a little extra. Are you boys ready? - Yes. - Yes. - Come on. - Oh my God, let's go. - We get a live performance? - Yeah. - Okay. Yeah. Yeah. - Oh my God. - Okay. - Okay. ♪ I ain't got no time for when I wake up ♪ - Oh wow. f*ck yeah. ♪ But I'ma let it go ♪ - That's a nice li

ght. That's a really nice light. [upbeat music] - Oh wow. [group giggles nervously] - Vik, you looking great right now, bro. Let's just look into each other's eyes. - She's killing it. Let's go. [group cheers] - You've not made an effort have you? - You spat in my beans. - So you just gonna leave the rest are you? - Yes, please. - Chef, we've had return. - You are normally ready to pounce on the food. That's how I know it's dead. [cameraman laughs] - I've never seen Con turn away with his food.

[goofy music] - No, I was gonna do the coolest catch. I remember that you didn't really wanted one. - You could have just asked. - Simon! - He's gonna stab us. - What's up Gary? - Mains are on the way. - Thank you mate. - Hey, hey, hey. What, what, what. Dam. - Come on. [upbeat music] - It's impressive. - I respect the skill. There's a lot of skill on this display. - Now this is where I'm- - Here we go. - Okay. - That was good, oh sh*t. Oh, she's cooking. - Oh my God. - Oh, she's cooking. - Oh w

ow. - Yeah. - Fair enough. - That's really... - That's actually dope. - How's she not Lannon? - I don't know, I don't know. Scientists can't explain. - Where'd yous get the apple juice from? What's wrong with this one? - There were hairs floating in the glass. - You saying they're from me? - You decided to- - I'll be honest, bro. I don't think that from a him. - Yeah, they're probably not from you. - Go on Josh, get some cloudy apple juice. - There you go. You want to squeeze in this thing? - Fo

ur. - Why are you laughing? - Four. It's your turn. Three, two, one, two. - Why are there Starbucks? [group giggles] - He got odds on. [Simon laughs] Aw! - Yeah-yeah! Yeah-yeah! Oh wow! - Oh my God. - Oh, we starting to move now, baby. - I wouldn't do that. - Oh wow. - Oh yeah. [upbeat music] [group cheering] - Oh, flossing, no way. - Oh, it's the hips. Those hips. - Thanks so much. [group cheers and claps] - Yes, thank you. - Thank you. - Thank so much. - Boys, I won't lie to you, that was the

most virginity stricken thing I've ever seen in my life, you know. We, bro, we looked- That was terrible. - Oh, I can hear Gary. - How do you hear his little footsteps? - Right boys, here's your mains. - Mash. - Is that mash warm? No, it's not. - Put his finger in my food. - Look the cold katsura curry, bro. - Kansu curry. - Margarita pizza. - What? - You got beans on toast again. Is this one warm? - Bro! - It's warmer. - Alright, fellas. I'll leave you to it, enjoy. Bon appetite. - That's actua

lly pretty warm. - I was gonna do the same thing, bro. - All right, hopefully you enjoyed your little bit of entertainment. - Oh it was fantastic. - But there's more! [group cheers] Even more entertainment. - Oh, please not another woman. - Are you excited for some more action? - Yes. - Always. - Some big action. - Oh okay. - Okay. - Can't do another woman that. - Voluptuous action. - I dunno anything about that. - This sounding scary. - I hope it's a man with a huge weapon. - We saw a woman wit

h two huge weapons. - I dunno what you saw mate. I certainly didn't see. [Vik laughs] - Oh, wait, wait. No, no. [group laughs] - We got him! - No, no, she had swords. - Bro you. - Gary! - You f*cking hoovered that. - Hoovered. - I ate my Ethan bro. You ever do this thing where you get a bit of mashed potato, you fling it. - Thank you so much. - Did you enjoy? - Absolutely delightful. - We've laid on some entertainment for you, fellas. - Yeah? - Yeah. - Great. - For your enjoyment this evening, p

lease put your hands together for Gary, the clown. - Gary. - Is he not Gary? - f*ck. - Oh, it's him again. Brother, you put a skunk on us a minute ago. - Bro, now what, man, not in front of me. - Hey. - Hello. - Hello. - Hi. How are you? - Very good, thank you. How are you? - You like magic? - Yes. - Yeah. - You tell me stop, okay? - Okay, yeah. Stop. - And look to this one here. Oh no, the cards sticky. Look to this. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I see that one. - To find the card, it's easy. Let's mak

e it harder to find. Like this. And the card disappear. Can you see your card? - No, it's gone. - No. No. - Oh my god. - No, it's not there. - If its behind me... - What was the card? - 12, I don't know. - Spades. - Spades. Yeah. Yeah. - There. - No. Oh my god, no. - It's maybe inside. - Whoa! - We could let him cook. We could let him cook. [group screams] - Wow. - Yeah, that's cold. - That is impressive. - Wow. That's cold. That's cold. That's cold. - Oh by golly. - No, he's not gonna do what I

think he's gonna do. - You can do this. - Nah, please don't do it. Don't do it. Please don't do it. Please don't. I can't watch this. [panicked screams] No! - Oh, yeah. - Pull it out. - I miss the eating. - Do it. Do it. - Ima use a fork. - Oh, he bites. Yo, are covid tests like calm for you? - Oh, no, man. No way. - Why? Why do that part? - Say Stop. - Okay. Stop. - Remember the first word. - Okay. Yeah. - Okay. Your hand. - My book. - Like this. Imagine this word inside your head. And imagine

the first letter. And inside your head this letter, the first letter, just like it spell too much. - Okay. - I see N, there's N. - Okay. - There is in the middle. There is R. - Yeah. - Right? Y-w something. Yeah, W in the end. Is it narrow? - Wow. - Do you know, every page of this book like how? - He must do. - Wow. - How? - That's impressive. - That is very impressive. It is a legit book. - What the f*ck? - And that was my word. [creepy music] - Ya you vampire. - f*ck man. [Tobi groans disgust

edly] - Josh open em. [group giggles] - Do I lick it off as well? - Do you wanna lick it off? - No, thank you. - You can lick it off if you'd like. - That's grim. - Oh, it's gonna go through. Oh, it's gonna come out his mouth. - He's doing his tvo thing. team. - So I don't get how this works. - That's actually cold. I respect that. - No, I'm gonna be sick. - No way. Can you drink outta that. - Aint no f*cking way. Nah, that's the last straw. - Ah! Good one. - No! - I want to try that one. - You

wanna try? - Yeah. Yeah. - Say stop somewhere. - Stop. - Okay. Remember the first word? - Yes. - Okay. Take the book. Put your, like this. - Okay. - To my eye. - Yep. - Where are you from? - Nigeria. Or like, yeah. - You have family, right? - Yeah in Nigeria, yeah, yeah. - You have an anchor, right? - Maybe. - The word is an anchor. - Oh, I hate you man. - What? - Oh my god. - Straight up. - That's cold. Oh, that is cold. - That one, I don't get. - Let's do a card trick. I'll tell you what you.

- That was wild. - Pick a card. Any card. - This one. - That one? Okay. You hold it up there. What I want you to do is staple it to my face. - What? [ominous music] [staple clicks] [Josh groans] [ominous music] - What? Didn't it go deep enough? Should we go deeper? - No, you do what you want. - How do you go deeper than that? - No, not, ah. [groans of disgust] - Just wait there. - Probably just looks like he's got herpes now. - I try to take this coin. - Okay. - And do you think I can, or no. -

I don't- I'm gonna say no. You can't take that out there. - Actually you can show the coin. Show. I take it. [Ethan laughs] - Ah, okay, okay. - Okay close. Don't let me take this coin. - You're not getting that coin. - All of you. - Yeah. - Okay. Where is the coin? - It's in my hand. - Okay, left hand, turn your hand. Okay. Don't let me take this coin. - You're not taking the coin. - It's closing very good. Okay. Choose a number between one and ten and don't let me open your hand. - Okay. I've g

ot eight. - I will put it here or here. Eight. One, two, three, four, five, six, eight. You feel something? I steal the coin, you feel? - No, it's in my hand still. - No, no. I steal it. - You've stole it? - Yes. - Yeah? - Show, show, empty hand show. It's- wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Put it in one, which hand you would put it. Left or right. Put. Just put. - Okay. Yes, it is put. - Yes okay. - It is put. - Put the hand like this. Okay. Look good. - Yes. I'm looking good. - You're lookin

g good, yes. - I'm looking good. - Yes. - Yes. - Maybe. No, it's here. - It is there, yeah. - Yeah open. Thank you very much, applause for me. [group laughs] - You're an idiot. You're an idiot. - You feel something? - No. - I don't steal the coin, yes? - No, but you didn't actually. - I steal your watch. [group screams and cheers] [group laughs] - He was waving your own watch in front of you like this. - I was holding that so hard. I had no interest apart from losing that. - What? Why? A bed of

nails! - Check it's real, bro. - They're real. - I pulled a nail out of your cheek, I don't think this is fake. - All right, jump on him. - I tell you what. - It's a wig? - You can walk on me. - No! - You're gonna go- - I don't wanna do this. - One, two, three, four. [Tobi screams] - Just don't f*ck up. - This is terrifying. Because it might go badly. - Bro, it's in his neck. - Oh my gosh. - Ready? - Oh my God. Oh my God. Right. - Can Con walk on you? [Simon laughs] - We value your life. [group

laughs] [upbeat lofi music] - Oh my God. - Come on. - Yeah. Get me on that. - Jeez. - Oh my. - That's very cool. - That's really cool. - And you have to drink with fire. - Wait, are you serious? - Yes, JJ, he's serious. - Okay. Okay. [upbeat lofi music] - Wow. - Wow. Okay. - Definitely a unique way of eating. - That was delicious. - That was good. - After this, we're going to a ski resort. - Are you taking the piss? - We're in the desert. - I'm 100% serious. - We're in the desert. - I ski better

when I'm drunk anyway. Get me a- gimme a f*ck- - Oh really? - I swear to god. - We're in the desert. - Oh it is yeah. - We're in the desert. [group laughs] - Pudding. - Pudding! - British biscuit, classic. [group oo's] - The bomber tonight. - Don't ruin it, please. - No, no, no, no. Just move it. - I was gonna say, this goes everywhere, bro. - I'll take that though. - That's pretty good, actually. - That is kind of nice. Is that for me? - Simon. Custard, Nutella and jam donuts. - That seems pre

tty good, no? - Tobi. Chocolate dusted Italian E Claire's. - His hoops. - His hoops on toast again. [group laughs] - In chocolate sauce. - Consistent. - Consistently sh*t. - Okay, here we go. - There's a bit of meat. - Oh. - That looks divine. That looks absolutely perfect. - Tender the steak with the tenderizer. [tenderizer bangs] - Oh me next. - Okay. [group laughs] - That meat is getting beat. [group laughs] - Big star after seeing that lady's two weapons. [group laughs] - Ah yes! - Oh yeah.

- Sir, thank you so much. - All right, you can do him first, but then you have to come here. - Yeah, we should wait until everyone's got it, right. - Yeah. Yeah. Indulge together. [group laughs] - Ay, your a d*ckhead brother. - Oh wow. - That was actually rude. That was rude. - Now that its all the way in, it bangs, by the way. - Really? - Bangs dude. - I'm gonna enjoy mine. - You're an actual beast. - No, no, that's how you should eat it, but you should have waited. - Fantastic. - Oh my god. -

Fantastic, yeah. [fancy violin music] - Wait, did you? - Vik, bruv. - Does anyone wanna see like pictures and videos of my baby? - To be honest, mate, whenever you post, I can't give a sh*t, man. [KSI laughs] She is lovely. She is lovely though. She is lovely. - No one wants to see pictures of my baby. [group laughs] - I'll see. I'll see. Because- I don't know. - Thanks for that. - Oh my god. [fancy violin music] - What's happening here? - You said, you wanted that earlier. - Oh I wanted his one

not that one. - Oh, you can have mine. - Oh, don't get beaten. - I'm not performer. I'm not gonna f*cking drink all the drinks that you hand to me. What do you thinks gonna happen here? I like a bev but I'm not forgive. [group laughs] - That's random. - Alright, cool. Nice. - I wouldn't start with that one. - Down that one. [group laughs] - Bro, they're just gonna refill that one. Are you happy? Are you happy? - Yes, yes, yes, I am, I am. - I do have a very special message for yous. - A special

message? - Yeah. [KSI laughing] [KSI laughing evilly] - Hope you enjoy your Spaghetti toast, Tobi. [KSI laughing evilly] - Yes. - You d*ckheads. [KSI laughing evilly] - Now that dinner's over, lads. You can f*ck off back to your rooms. - Ándale, yeah. - Okay. Alright. - Say less. - Oh, look at this. - Here we go. - Okay. Now we're cooking. - Now we're in. Now we're in. - Thank you brother. Thank you. - Hello. - Oh wow. That steak. - That's something different, man. - They're saying that you're

not gonna have any dessert? - I don't think so. - No, we don't have time. - Seriously? - Yeah. We have to leave to go skiing. - I hope you enjoyed your experience. - Thank you. - It was phenomenal. - Yeah, it was great. Thank you. - We're about to hit the slopes, mate. We're about to hit the slopes. - It's five. - It's 5:00pm, we're going to bed. - Let's go tuck him in. - You wanna play games or anything? - Nah man, I'm tuck you in. - That's creepy. - Boys. It's very solid. Do you think that's S

ebastian and Susan? - No. Sebastian's way shorter. - Gimme all the decapitated haunted dolls. - Ah, three. - Three - Two. - One. - One - Yes. - Goodbye Lucinda. [head smashes] [Josh giggles] [Tobi laughs] - What the f*ck have I just missed? - Nothing bro. Are we ready? Are we good to go? Yeah, we're good to go. Okay. - Bus has been upgraded. - Bro, it's not blacked out no more. He took a Los Santos bus. - Oh. - Oh, wow. - Any tunes boss? [classical music] - This is mine. - That's not bad. - Alri

ght. [faint music] - There's music playing. [seductive music] - Nah, there's roses petals on the floor. Josh there's roses petals on the floor. - I can see feet bro. I can see feet. [seductive music] - Hi Simon. - Yeah. - Little surprise for the end of the day for you. - Well, can my friends join? - Just you Simon. - No, you guys gotta get in, in this. - You got this. - No, no, no. - Would you like that Simon, if they joined? - I would love it. - Would you? - Yeah. Are they allowed? - If you'd l

ike it then I like it. - Yup. - Ay, no, no, no, no. - Come on bro. Come on. Come on dude. Come on. - No! - Aw, it's a serious hill, you know. - Nah, see, that's actually much steeper than I thought it would be. - It's a serious hill. It's a serious hill. - I'm on my heels all the way down this b*tch. - That is steeper than I thought. - Can I do a warm up one on the green. - Am I going now? Am I going now? I'm too late, mate, sorry. - When was the last time you skied? - Oh, probably about three y

ears ago. But an actual mountain. - This is gonna be something to behold. I'm gonna get all the angles of you. - Oh, don't worry, I'm hitting off. [speaking French] - Speak English. - Speak English. Fantastic. Yeah. - This is f*cking outrageous. - This is in the desert. It was 25 degrees today. - I got sun burnt today. [speaking in foreign language] - Now I've been thinking about heights all day. This chairlift actually does scare me. I was talking mad sh*t. Oh, don't stop here, d*ckheads. - Are

we really heavy? Are we holding the chairlift back? - I don't want to alarm you Vik, but yes. - How old are you? How old are you? How old are you? How old are you? [speaking in foreign language] How old? - 17. - 17? - Yeah. - Oh, well, fair play. - I'll get out your way boss, just in case. - Thank you boss. [groans] - Oh sh*t, oh sh*t. [Vik laughs] - Live up to your reputation. - I'm done, everybody. - Has he gone all shy? - Yeah, he's gone shy. We'll tuck him in. Let's tuck him in. - Come on b

ro. - Come on. - What do you mean? - Hell no, bro. I'm a faithful man. - Oh Talia won't mind. - Oh she knows. - How do you know her name? - Alright, let's get it. - Alright boys. Enjoy. Go crazy. [upbeat music] Look at Harry go. Oh my God. - I doing this the whole way. - Harry's really good. - I'm T-posing. I'm T-posing it. - Holy sh*t, Harry. - I'm T-posing the whole way down. - Yeah. - I'm Fortnite emoting. - Bye. Ethan. - Here comes bazige. - Oh, sheesh. Lets go. - Oh, killing him. Oh, sh*t.

He's just gonna feel for it. - Vik, Vik, you can't stop. Vik, don't stop! - I don't know, go, go, go. - I'm trying to film you. - Stop speaking to the strangers. - I respect Sebastian too much. I'm gonna- - Nah, you don't talk much. - Oh it was just Sebastian. - Huh? - Huh? - I've been waiting for this all day Simon. - Put the music on and rose petals everywhere. - Right, she put, yeah. Listen. - Effort. You know? - Yeah. Send me that room though, bro. - No, no, no, no. - Simon! Come on. Oh, Tob

i. - No! - Harry, race Vik down. - I'll wait for Vik, yeah. - Wait, are you guys are gonna race? - Reckon he beats you? - Yeah, I think so. He's been f*cking four times this year. Of course he beats me. I'll push him so hopefully he falls over. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Good luck my friend. - Good luck. - Count us in JJ. - Aight. Three. Two. One. [upbeat trance music] No mortal ski baby! Okay. [upbeat trance music] Oh Vik. - I can't see because of the f*cking GoPro. [upbeat trance music] [Harry scre

ams] - Oh he's got this. Has he got this? He's got this, he came through late. He came through late with a war cry. Oh Harry. Oh Harry. Harry. Have you won? What did it cost you? - Let's all go to bed with Tobi. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. - Come on bro. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. - Come on bro, come on. Gimme a cuddle. Gimme a cuddle. - What's that? No, get off me! Get off me. Get off me. - Alright, lemme put it on your head. - No! - Come on, it ain't gonna fit on his head. - Yeah, that true, that

's true. - You have to try. - Come on Tobi, Tobi's heads small. - No. - Alright, your hand. [Josh giggles] Don't do it to far. [group laughs] - Josh, I'm taking your room. - Move bro. Now you gotta stay with Susan. - Yes! I love my dream YouTuber! - Dream YouTuber, that's cute. - I love you! - Thank you. - Vikram, I love you. - Thank you my G. - Do you like my setup videos? - Yes! - Yeah! - Okay. Boggy in the cart. Boggy on the cart. Doing some 360. - Alright, well, we had a great time here. I'm

sure the other team didn't. [laughs] Hopefully I'm host again, but I feel like, I'm probably will never be a host ever again. But hey, I enjoyed it. I enjoyed myself. Josh, Simon. [giggles] Tobi. [laughs] [upbeat bass music]