The Champions: Season 6 In Full

what happens when 800 of the world's most elite footballers and their managers live together under one roof players stop being polite and start getting real this is the champions a lot of things come easy to me scoring goals getting paid and looking like a viking had a baby with a ken dao florence is my home terrain has my heart and manchester is a medium-sized city in the northwest of england so yeah my coaching career is on the same trajectory as delhi holly's playing career oh no i'm going to

end up in everton after lampard gets sacked has any other team won the champions league title spent 100 million on a striker and actually gotten worse please say yes [Applause] [Music] [Applause] okay boys it's time for the pool party i am not seeing your desire to swim i know right more like pochetting no thank you speaking truth hey guys i brought this steak ah leo come on man now we got too many manes look i brought hamburgers donatello brought hot dogs more meat just ain't gonna round out t

he meal i brought a side salad that your wife made see that's useful but they are world class i bankrupted barcelona to get this well they do look well aged tell you what why don't you just throw them on the bench [Music] you want to have a good time in greece i know some places hey cristiano not to be a negative nandez but i think your jet ski is too big for this pool maybe this pool is too small for my jet ski that's the same thing great same page see we're an excellent team check it out sadio

mani and mo sala are having a diving contest always been a good diver but sadio my low key be as good they're rivals and international opponents but they still love to respect each other it's so progressive hey look at our rivalry messi vs ronaldo right greatest of all time all my teams used to cater to my every whim and now i'm just expected to mesh with people sometimes it feels like the only reason i'm here is because no one else could afford me stupid 20-something [Music] hey cristiano are

you trying to get it over the wall or no oh i understand and i relate you know it's funny it used to bother me how much people talked about our rivalry now it bothers me that they don't oh i think i felt something i wish my team would cherish me as much as i cherish myself i wish my team had less strikers i wish more department stores would carry my underwear i wish i could be the goat forever uh is that normal how would i know what normal looks like i have a 25 000 wax figure of myself in my ow

n house [Music] huh that was weird anyways wanna go troll lewandowski sure let's go grab some of our ballon d'ors [Music] another six-year contract sign me up no need for my of course i love playing here gross who let spurs in here yes what those retro kids we're a football club but more importantly we're a lifestyle brand wait arsenal okay uh what the actual is going on a uh cristiano i don't think we're in uefa anymore i swear if this is a multiverse situation i am going to be so pissed [Music

] what happens when 300 of the world's super footballers and their managers live together under one roof players stop being polite and start getting paid this is the super league there's only one thing i love more than penalties and that's playing for the super league i also love playing for the super league it didn't sound like you meant that say it again say it again i just want to play normal football put them on the bench no no no no no we did it yeah [Music] great job ramalou keep up the go

od interviews wow everything really is ass backwards here huh so apparently messi and i ripped a hole in the space-time continuum and now we're trapped in an alternate universe where the super league happened ugh i never should have come back to england this week lionel el cabro messi vs cristiano i'm the only ronaldo ronaldo in another edition of el clasico weekly watch these titans go toe to toe just like last week and the week before that for they are the greatest of all time for all time tha

t doesn't sound so bad oh my god can you imagine how many goals i must have in this universe how many assists what's my xg the best players the best clubs every week all right yo we got some big matches coming up so i want to hear some bomb ass story pictures as the director of football drama division it's my job to make sure the games stay fresh by planning every detail ahead of time who are the heroes who are the villains who maybe shouldered the hopes of a nation by inheriting the tension fro

m ronaldinho only to underwhelming the biggest moments i don't know just shooting ideas out there man oh what if i scored nine goals in five minutes instead of a third season meltdown i could have a third week meltdown honestly if i put my mind to it i think i could get two red cards in one game or maybe we just try our hardest to control the midfield and score enough goals to win all right quit goofing around luka does anyone have any real ideas no i can't take it anymore every week i change my

hair i try new gold celebrations but i never get a major storyline here's a major storyline for you greaves boy how about overlord paris send you out on loan to the untouchables look at us my skin is so tight wow i look shorter in person [Music] sorry we would have gotten here sooner if we were allowed to walk you need to take rest day seriously okay boomer now come on let's pick the winner for this week's episode of the el clasico i don't care let him win sure it doesn't matter to me a world w

here i don't care about winning that is the most up thing i've ever seen oh what is wrong with you kevin [Music] okay i think we lost them also i just want to point out that i was a little bit faster than you who are you we are you guys from another universe can i touch the ass yes please you trader why are you wearing a psg kit you don't understand in my universe the super league never happened parses in financial ruin i i had to feed my family i am crying it's not all bad last summer we won th

eir copa america you won a trophy with argentina for me that is a dream that can never come true fifa was destroyed in the purge international football is now just a fantasy tale you tell your children like santa claus or the away goals rule we will buy you time to escape never forget me chrissy hey everyone they're outside running towards the corner flag let's go home we're gonna have to rip another hole in the space-time continuum [Music] in this universe horses and people have become fun leo

look i made it leo huh oh well rivalry over i win [Music] jurgen klopp oh you know me you must have one of my albums no gross what you're the manager of liverpool the city in england that's crazy i'm just a normal gigan folk singer from germany yeah no i don't have time for this just please tell me how to get to the mansion mansion what do you what mansion the mansion where you and 800 of the world's most elite football players and their managers live together under one roof what is football the

re's no such thing called football what happens when 800 of the world's most elite football players are not football players because they live in an alternate universe where football doesn't exist not much this is the randos i have destroyed fine dining me i did it i made a tasting menu without an entree i call it the false mane okay it's tapas i reinvented thomas hi i'm phil i'm 21 and i'm from stockport give me an adventure man i'm sorry do you think this is love island uh is it not no it's no

t even an island oh crumbs working in hershey park's not so bad maybe if the peanut butter cup gets hurt they'll make me starting mascot yo thanks for checking out my dating profile some facts about me i made the batman cosplay and i work at a dive bar they're a bunch of random guys come along diego around here i'm known as the goat herd it's a simple job watching my goats and tending to my crops but i can't imagine doing anything else sometimes i think in another life i was a goat these are all

my county fair trophies i have seven balloned oranges but honestly i didn't deserve the last ones uh you'll have to excuse me i don't usually get visitors here leo oh thank god the things i had to do to find you i had to fly commercial i had to eat an airport sandwich anyway it's not important listen i'm from another universe where you and i are rivals in a thing called football and we're very rich and very famous but i'm more famous and to be fair i do work at it harder than you but the point

is i need your help because the only way i can get back to my universe is for you and me to kick footballs at each other as hard as we can so lino messi will you kick balls with me okay on my signal three two signal didn't work no obviously it didn't work farmer [Music] i think i know what happened in this universe football has no power because it doesn't exist we're gonna need to rebuild the sport from scratch what just like the two of us or excuse me sorry to bother you our bus broke down we'r

e an international dance troupe on our way to the ballet world cup okay hold on so you're telling me that mo salah sadio mane robert lewandowski and the rest of you ballerinas from all over the world by the way came together and got on this guy's bus which just so happened to break down right here that's not weird my bus breaks down all the time between you and me i'm not even supposed to be driving i was sacked pardon wha what is this strange ball you have here it's a football you kick it with

your foot oh i am so happy i have never felt this joie de vivre teach us your ways [Music] good work lad who wants lemonade ah thanks harry i'll take a cup i don't have any cups [Applause] [Music] have elisimo [Music] jeez look at these tactics where's johan cruyff when you need them these guys have a lot to whoa oh never mind they get it now you guys have the most important job in the whole sport you have to stand there look busy make faces wave your arms and you just generally like be an very

good excellent technique wow cristiano ronaldo your movement has caught the hearts and minds of people all over the globe perhaps i can offer my services as a spanish translator i have an affinity for languages you see it just comes easy to me like making friends i love this guy what's your deal i'm a monk hey this looks fun can we play oh yes please of course well i created a perfect football utopia [Music] these young players really are the future and to think they owe it all to me i guess my

job here is done oh nice that means you can finally go home no this this is the way football was meant to be this is who i was meant to be maybe i should stay can i stay huh heads up hey you made it back is this a bad time to tell you that you didn't qualify for next year's champions league [Music] is [Music] click like and subscribe to travel to a universe full of excellent football content