The Mummy | Ashish Chanchlani

Mummy! Mummy, I can't find my socks. Wow! Finally after all that baby... ...darling, sweetheart and all, you thought of your mom. But mom... - Why don't you look for it in your phone? Type 'where are my socks' on Google. Mom, listen... - Put the location of your socks on Google Maps. What are you saying, mom? That's all I'm here for, right? What? - To look for my child's socks... ...and your dad's inner... ...and your sister's brain. I'm not a mom. I'm a CID agent. I came to this house as a dete

ctive. Mom, where are you going with this? You'll realize my importance once I die! Forget it, you all won't even miss me! I'm sure. - What? Wait! Mom, listen... ...Jadoo bought a cat. I was wondering if we could also get a cat. Can we raise one? Please! Why just a cat, dear? Let's also get a dog! No, mom... - Let's get an elephant. I'll break down the walls and get an elephant in. What? - Let's get a horse. You can ride it. We already have a donkey in you. Donkey? - We'd have a collection at ho

me. We'll call this corner as the Chanchlani Animal Farm. Mom... - And I'm here, right? You know for what? I cleaned your waste when you were a kid... ...and now I'll clean the animal waste. That's what I was born for! Mom... - I'm telling you I'll die... ...one day cleaning up after you. Then you'll realize how wrong you were. Why do mom's always get emotional? Cover from the right, Anmol. Go to the right, man... Why do you play like that, man? I'm learning, man. Why do you always carry a batte

ry backup? I have a Pineapple phone, man. It runs out of battery in a few seconds. Look at this Vivo Z1Pro. This is what you call a fully loaded phone. It's battery is 5000 mAh. I can even charge our home inverter with it. But the game lags on it. You must be the one who's lagging. This has a Snapdragon 712 Processor. While playing PUBG, I also use Whatsapp... ...and do recharge. That's how fast this phone is. And how much did it cost me? Only Rs. 14,990! I don't need sell my house and spend mil

lions to buy your phone. But what's this on the display. This black hole. You illiterate fool. This is an in-display 32MP camera. You wouldn't know what it is. Keep playing PUBG. Ashu, dear. Listen, go to the market and get... ...1½ kg tomatoes, 1 kg potatoes... ...1 kg onions. And also tell him to give masala. Mom, I'll go later, I'm playing PUBG right now. Keep playing PUBG, dear. What... - That's why I gave birth to you. No, mom. - I let you stay in my waiting... ...area for 9 months and why?

So, you can grow up and play PUBG one day. I asked you to get veggie, but you want to play PUBG. Mom, I'll go get it. Your mom will die one day while... ...you're playing PUBG! Remember that! Remember that you'll keep playing PUBG! And also remember that I'll die! Just watch! Hey, fool. What are you doing? - Filling water. Why are you filling the coconut, dear? What if someone wants to have coconut water? Come here, dear. Keep it aside, dear. My silly baby, what will you do in the future? You c

ould have got your face waxed. Once you get married, no one would understand... ...who's the wife and who's the husband. I'll tell everyone first... ...that I'm the wife. - My poor little girl. You can't be my child. When you go out and start working... ...once you grow up... I don't know when but... ...when you do, then how will you take care of yourself? Do you know how to cook for yourself? - Yes. Forget it, do you know how to cut vegetables? Can you chop onions into half inch pieces? Yes. -

Very nice. That's good. Show me. Hold on a second. I've cut it into half inch pieces. I had told your dad to avoid dropping you when you were a kid. Do you know how to make Maggi? It's simple! - How do you make Maggi? Boil the water... ...and put the Maggi in it. That's it! Show me how you make it. Hold on a second. Have you lost your mind? Why did you put the whole packet in it? If I open the packet then the Maggi will get wet. And I like dry Maggi! My silly little girl... Forget it. Come to me

, my dear. Do you know how make an omelet? Yes! I do! How do you make an omelet? You just need to break the egg. Mom, can I please make it? Show me. - Okay. Just a second. It's ready! So cute! You fool! Have you lost your mind? You know nothing! You spend your entire day browsing through Instagram. Mom, it's called Boomerang. Yes. That's what I meant. The neighbors say that you have gone crazy! You appear like CD player playing a song in a loop. What's this? - 'Oh, no!' Why can't I open it? What

is its password? Here is the keyboard. - What! Mom, you'll get an OTP. What will become of her? Oh, dear! What would you like to have for dinner, my dear? Anything you may have cooked is fine, mom. I haven't cooked anything yet. But I'll make whichever dish... ...you may like to eat. Tell me. I can't really think of anything. What would you like to eat, my dear? Bread and butter. - Bread and butter? That is a snack. I'm asking you about dinner. Pizza? - No, my dear. The oven is not working. How

about ladyfingers, mom? I can't make that, either... ...because when I went to the grocery store... ...it wasn't available. Mom, just tell me what I should eat. My dear, I'll make anything you want. Just tell what you would like to eat. I'll make anything you want to eat. 'Poha'? - It's too light a dish. 'Aloo Paratha'? That would be too heavy. How about popcorn? It won't satisfy your hunger, my dear. How about 'Chhole' and rice? You just ate that yesterday? 'Dal' and rice? - I had cooked that

for lunch. Cottage cheese? - The grass was full of mud. So what? - Since the grass was muddy... ...the cow didn't eat it. As the cow was left hungry... ...she couldn't be milked. Without milk, cottage cheese couldn't be prepared. So, we don't have any cottage cheese. My dear mom... ...I shall eat anything edible... ...that you may have. Anything is okay with me, mom. I've got fenugreek. Should I make some for you? Yes, please. Of course! Why not? You want me to go in the kitchen... ...wash the f

enugreek... ...soak it in water... ...and prepare some for you so late at night! Do you think I'm a maid? Your father wants to eat ladyfingers... ...your sister wants to eat Pasta... ...while you want to eat fenugreek. Should I keep cooking all day long? Do you think this is a restaurant? Mom, if dad wants to eat ladyfingers... ...I'm fine with it. I don't have a problem. Couldn't you tell me... ...that you want to eat ladyfingers... ...when I've been asking you for so long? I could have cooked

it by now and would have gone to sleep. - But... But how can I ever get to sleep when you force me... ...to prepare the dish that you want to eat? One day I shall die due to lack of sleep! They want to eat ladyfingers and fenugreek! Ashu and Kamla, I'm going out. Look after the house. And don't quarrel! Okay, mom. We'll look after the house. We're not kids anymore. We won't quarrel. Okay! Have you lost your mind? Why do you keep giggling all the time? Have you lost your mind? Have some shame! Yo

u could have at least got your upper lip threaded. I can't tell if you're a man or a woman. My kids won't know whether... ...to address you as aunt or uncle. My kids will address you as aunt. You will be their aunt! - I'll hit you! I'll hit you, too! - Will you hit me? Will you hit me? I don't raise my hand on women! Hello, guys! If you liked this video... ...please like... ...comment and share the video... ...especially with your mom. Also, please do not forget to check out... ...the new Vivo Z

1Pro. It has a battery of 5,000 mAh! Do you know what that means? It means your father will save money on the electricity bill. This phone will go on sale on 11th of July... ...from 12 p.m. onward. So be there as soon as possible.