The Uncultured Gaming Podcast Episode 10: Animal Crossing New Horizons - A Memoir

welcome everyone to the 10th ever episode of  the uncultured gaming podcast a podcast where I force my friends to play the video games that  I love and then force them to have a discussion with me about the games that I love unless  it's today where I don't get to talk about the games that I love and I have someone else  that does that on today's episode we welcome our first ever guest my sister Gracie Lester  Gracie joins us today to share her thoughts on Animal Crossing New Horizons and how it

  changed her life for the better question mark on top of that we celebrate hitting double-  digit episodes by drinking new beers yelling our answers to the question of the day and  discussing a little bit about what's new in the gaming news like Elder ring shadow of the  UR Trey DLC coming out pretty soon and Hell dos 2 Contin to kick ass but now with more server  space as well as a lawnmower that can play Doom there's a lot going on so let's get started  with your favorite uncultured [Music] g

amers [Music] welcome back everyone to a big big big  big big big big kind of big kind of huge kind of big episode we did it 10 episodes blocked  out the haters sure not everyone listens to this podcast and we're independent but [ __ ]  him I'm your very calm host the daddy of the podcast hell diver extraordinaire and the third  baldest [ __ ] that you may know Wilson ler and like always and forever I'm joined by everyone's  favorite co-host the holess with the most holes fellow daddy of the pod

cast and the tals to my  Sonic the Hedgehog Preston Jacobs Preston up how are you I don't have time for that it doesn't  stop there that's right for the big one we've got something special for you everyone please welcome  our first ever guest Tom Nooks personal assistant not Isabella and someone who [ __ ] ratted on  me for having a MySpace in Washington South Park when we were very young my baby sister  Gracie Lester Gracie hello I would just like to uh correct you it was Facebook thank you  no

it was Myspace first off we're no listen Linda thank you now I can come back and say how's  everyone doing today good from out the gate y'all are arguing that's I knew going into this this is  what's this is what's gonna happen me and Gracie was just gonna go back and forth and pressence  just in the corner like why did I AC agree to do this I'm just I'm just here to watch you guys  argue that's that's the only reason I came on no I'm trying to be all business all business  well you need to cut

that [ __ ] out right now okay this is the wrong podcast for that wrong  podcast for that I have some serious messages to share to the world so okay that's once again  wrong platform for that but now that I've gotten acquainted and or immediately regret agreeing  to join this podcast that's for Gracie not for presson hopefully not for Preston let's get  into some housekeeping uh no no jokes I have a feeling no one laughed at the house honking joke  I made this week we can ask Super Fan Sam in i

n a second if he laughed at that but Preston didn't  laugh at it it hurt my feelings a little bit but you know I haven't reached out to anybody so you  know we can figure that out later anyways if you haven't yet please go check out episode 9 where  press and I talk about oxen free out on Spotify right now uh I'm not biased but it's a good one  if this is your first time listening go ahead and cancel your plans and listen to all the other  episodes Gracie's not in them so if you don't like her f

irst off that's very rude and she will fight  you you might eny the other ones or not who knows pressing in them I'm not a volatile person not yet  you're not that's true get that one drink in you yeah Sunday Sunday Funday still be sure to follow  us on social media Preston I know you haven't but I continue to check the numbers I know you follow  us on social media Gracie I don't think you follow us on social media ah give me two seconds um I'll  let her figure out what the handles are we luck f

iguring it out we're on Instagram as well uh so  producing the occasional content I'm very proud of the one we just posted on Instagram where  it was the story where it was the How to Train Your Dragon dancing meme I still think that's  meme of the year um I just discovered it back in December it's just it it it it makes me giggle  it makes me giggle I can't I can't deny that Peak art and of course rate and follow this podcast  if you haven't every little bit helps please do so so we can get spo

nsored by anyone else bes  besides Preston's Mom it's a reoccurring joke on this podcast Gracie we don't have we don't have a  uh sponsor yet so but we need one so we can quit our job she doesn't know she's a sponsor but she  is have you asked anyone no when we only get five listeners an episode I don't think we can get  sponsor yeah we didn't talk about the numbers but that's theep that's the numbers five so far  yep yeah uh yeah the earlier episodes get a lot of like episode one probably has t

he most listens  it's really the the newest episodes everyone's kind of like H I'm good we still got people go  back and listen that's why I got so nervous on the first one I was like oh God this is going to  be the one that everybody listens to was like no we get better I promise yeah we do we do maybe I  should just delete everything and just start from scratch re-record the first I don't know maybe  put for we put a a pilot in there or something like that well episode one is null and void at 

this point because we we grayon we came with a whole entire list everything and then we said  that list that's like I think that's the one that I listened to oh it a good oh is that do you hear  that Preston that was the only one she's listened to no no that's not true I listen to whatever Sam  puts on okay Super Fan Sam please refer to him as that as Gracie's husband or Super Fan Sam because  he we're playing hell divers and I made a joke talking about Final Fantasy 7 he's like yeah Will  made

that joke on the podcast I'm like [ __ ] he called me out I can't believe he did that well  there look at him making a reference thing I know and then everyone laughed at me cuz I'm not  creative but anyway and you you came up with that joke the first time you just repeated it I know  I know and no one listened to me I told shut up it's time to do something new not a not a Ruck  the fuel situation Grace if you don't know what Ruck the fuels is that's when we break the rules  we say [ __ ] the r

ules we're doing something else but censored by saying Ruck the fuels uh  we're we're doing uh we're doing new things not Ruck the fueling but we're doing new things and  that's with things with a z I call it one more question music did they go through son of  a [ __ ] son damn it okay hold on we're doing it again this is so bad I I  can't believe I didn't test this did it go through that time no imagine  da punks one more time one more time I I hate Zoom you can add it in you can add  it in I g

uess it's just gonna be funny now like it just looked like you were dancing with your  phone yeah now we have to release this video because No One's Gonna know what it is I think  it's gonna be I don't mean to change subject but I just caught a fruit fly with my hand that  was impressive that was impressive anyways into one more question no feedback loop this  week uh we don't have any time to explain that or why we're not very good at what we do but  plus it's episode 10 we're celebrating we're

not thinking about the bad times we're thinking  about the good times but one more questions on new segment and where we get where we ask our  guests to answer a random question to kind of get warmed up and let the audience know more  about who they are I will emphasize that the guests will not see these questions in advance  is that cruel probably but I'm a [ __ ] for good content so let's go ahead and ask now Gracie I  have two questions um you can choose you can we I'll ask you the one I thi

nk is hilarious and if  you don't like it we'll go to my next question so it really it's to more questions um so first  question why are manholes round uh so they can get you out easier they can just like grease  you right up and pull you out if it was Square it might hurt your hips so they were thinking  the whole time that they might be someone with a beer belly she does make a good point that's  I was not that was very that was quick too that was quick too geometry that's the only math  I was

good at if I read the direction that's true as someone who had who tried to teach Gracie  algebra it's good that she's good geometry graci I know I'm not a good teacher but also lessers  are not good at math okay lessers are not good at math yeah didn't site me in like one of your  project who having math anxiety uh I probably did for everyone doesn't know I did a master's  thesis on math anxiety but any oh press you go was that your first diagnosis yes quickly  Oh I thought he was talking abou

t all of my diagnosis oh no I have many more moving on Yeah question yeah  let's let's ask this the one that's more like why the heck are you  asking me that what video game character what video game character  do you think is your spirit animal oh dang um it's a little tougher for Gracie this  is tougher because I don't play a lot like video games give me anxiety like I like the you make  your own like I like the Sims although they stressed me out so I gave them zero autonomy um  you know you p

iss when I tell you to piss I guess if I had to say someone it would be red no oh my  God what's another game that I've played will oh Kirby I'd be Kirby you Kirby kby just a pink  ball yeah because you can fly in the air you can fun fact about Gracie she actually flies in  the air which I don't understand but no I don't but I would like to that's why I would be Kirby  okay let's just I don't know if there are other characters that would do it but I don't care  to know thought you go with no no

no no the a chow is that what they're called from Sonic the  Hedgehog yes I'd be the little baby that lives in the little Heaven the good Chows Preston did you  play Sonic the is that the the where you kind of was that from Sonic Adventure 2 battle yes yes  where you have to take care of them yeah I love those things those are awesome yeah until they  try to drown themselves which they can't actually do what a good sound effect I know right I'm  I'm the local expert that's actually a very good i

mpression I need I don't need to go look  it up he he's showing off right now okay just before everyone thinks Preston's good okay  I I need to be on my best behavior because usually Gracie I bully Prest in these episodes  because I don't want him to me see now I have to be on my best behavior because gra he gives me  Stockholm syndrome okay okay well well any who I don't need this right now what I do need is a  nice cold crisp beer so with that it is time to crack open the years Gracie this is

what we call  Tipsy trap oh and so oh what we usually do we'll get we'll put our beers up to the microphone  we'll crack it open um hopefully Zoom picks it up this time last time zoom didn't didn't  pick it up so I had to fake it and put a noise in there which is not very hard to find fake  it to but no I didn't fake it I didn't fake it I took it from my backup audio I was about  to say you could just go back to an old one we're actually together yeah exactly one of these  days we'll actually ge

t back together and I I'll see you I really wanted to show y'all my Island  yeah but um but it's kind it kind of works out because Preston said he wasn't feeling too good  or he does yeah I still uh I still got a little cough but I'm I'm on the men's but I've been  I've been uh very low energy this week maybe we'll have Gracie back on again one day and maybe  she can show us her Animal Crossing Island we'll talk about it later any who let's go ahead and  crack these open put up to the mic on thr

ee two one perect it's all delay did you just get Sam's  did you get just get beer Oliver Sam's oh God I can't wait for Super Fan Sam to listen to this  and be like God damn it just gonna use my sweater up well while Gracie is cleaning that up I'll go  I'll go ahead and go first CU I'm pretty excited about my beer I actually I didn't go to Publix  this time I went to a liquor store where I knew they s sold craft beer I'm going to put up to the  camera this beer is called a typical Tuesday I usua

lly get my beers based on how crazy they look  so typical Tuesday comes from sopro or Southern prohibition which is based out in Mississippi  hadburg Mississippi I knew and graci is a big Mississippi person because she want hadburg is  okay hburg is okay you hear that hburg you suck but typical Tuesday is a fancy pills nner it's  a logger uh 5% ABV and it looks very funky I I'm very excited if it's a as good as it looks I'm in  um Gracie what are you drinking um so I have so Hansville is getting

a Back 40 which I only know  them from beam but it's a back 40 rolling in the haze it's tiey oh cool I almost got a naked pig  I think that's what that one was a pale L I'm not really into pale LS see the the naked The Naked  pig is fun because there a little pig on the the cover looking very I thought it looked like my  dog Phoebe so I was got it but I didn't well I am drinking a straight to Ale chill pills pser uh  it's 4% 4.5% uh and it's from Huntsville Alabama Here Local um I have had this

before and I really  like it so I kind of thought I'd go with something I know I like this time cut that out c um mine's  a New England style IPA at six% I forgot that's fine you're good I have my questions on here I  Didn't Do It um any who I always do that it's fine um I will be honest Sam got me a flight of  many Pros I could try because I got tummy troubles and sometimes beard is not tumm TR but I also  have wait [ __ ] hang on sh I have out because we're talking about a certain game from N

intendo  it's hard um this is a hard kombucha it's pretty good it's from Hood what's kombucha it is oh okay  um it's got probiotics in it it's like fermented what is bacteria it's bacteria was that super  pan Sam this is Super Fan Sam oh does he know his name is Super Fan Sam are you talking to the Will  Lester and the Preston yes oh got got our stalker so excited he's just looking from across is that  the uncle he wants a t-shirt that's the Uncle Sam oh I do have good ideas for for Merch I'll n

eed  Sam to draw it and then he can have a t-shirt he did design our wedding Koozies which were pretty  good he said shout out to Preston's mom man you are super fan Sam did he make the same joke again  he did write new jokes will J a different joke this time asking if he knows about Preston's  [ __ ] do you know about Preston's [ __ ] I don't I don't want to guess he says I don't want  to guess Super Fan I guess talk superan my ass Super Fan my ass we've got we've gotten off the  rails so fast

okay well I'm focused I don't know about y yeah that's fair let's okay let's go  ahead and so what we do to rate it we take one Sip and then you give your rating your rating is  on a scale 1 to 10 it's not like the podcast but it's an ambiguous rating so go ahead everybody and  take a sip oh sorry put on the ground um how many drinks do you have uh multiple because I wanted  a variety a jerk okay you need to see what's over here okay so go we say we thought you want  go first go gra yeah has an

oy texture of the earth um o after birth oy after birth maybe  perhaps a splash of citrus um and a swan I love that be tast what is your rating oh i' I'd give  it like an eight an eight oh that's a good beard then okay I would say a blue moon is a 10 though  kind of said stage right there that's feel it but GL is very no that's fine I love a blo moon with  a nice little orange peel in it oh not Orange Peel orange slice that's pretty good orange slice all  right Preston what is your rating uh thi

s is a a good old classic for me I like it it's like um  it's a Piller so it's a very it's very light but it's got It's a little bit richer so it's kind  of like a Miller Light but richer is basically what it is and I like it a lot 85 yeah 85 oh wow  that's that's a good rating um man I'm trying to be very critical of this spear I like it I like  it it tastes like a um it's a it's pser when I think pillner I think a a Mite it's a fine pilsner  as one of our friends that used to say and it's it's

good but you get that taste of it like it's a  logger so it's like un confused a little bit but I like it so I might have to go I'm going to go on  lower end I want to give it in the six range but I'm going to have to go with a 7.1 I'm going to  go with 7.1 for a typical Tuesday typical Tuesday and it's it's in a black can presentation's  a 10 out of 10 like I do like a black and hot pink combo I know it's it it caught my eye in  the liquor store it reminds me of softball for some reason intere

sting did you play softball no  but our high school had really cool sweatshirts that were black and hot pink and I always want the  baseball team at our high school had like a lot of cool swag I felt like well they get out of that  ass see I mean is that what it means to not get a team attitude no that's I say it all the time  okay I say it at work Gracie signs off an email G Gracie Lester Gracie Jeffers excuse me you're  you're Gracie I'm you introduced her as Gracie Lester by the way I was wro

ng this whole script  said Gracie Lester but that's okay okay I have super wife in here Ally there's the big man so w  graci last episode uh not Wyatt uh Alisa raided the beer and everything it's we need we need  a wife review and so she came in to give her a rating of the beer so what is your rating I  gave in 8.2 oh wow way off this time I gave it a 7.1 why call on the spot I why I just I think  it's good a hater I good a seven is a good rating you can't even name a flavor it's a good logger 

it's not a logger it's a fancy pillner but it says logger it says fancy pilzner SL logger Oh  I thought it was like a good summer beer good hot day she worked at a brewery so yes her yes I  know her beer tastes are a lot better than mine this you pressing bu I'm getting yeah Will what  did you think you invited me not looking forward to the next podcast or any other with guess be  nice to Preston he'll leave me he's funny he's so funny I'm so scared he'll leave me what up  Papa any who okay okay

I might I might bump it up to 75 then I got my corrected score is good you  gr on the curve you can just say you average the scores I average yeah it's 8.2 and 7.1 what's the  average of that 8.2 7.1 7.7 7.7 okay 7.7 there we go yeah out here Charlie it's two episodes now  where I told Charlie to leave my house but then dog Charlie yeah oh God look at all that water  [ __ ] any as long also gra if you feel like you need a burp please burp burp into the yes it's  called It's called The unculture

d Gaming podcast it's not it's not funny unless you don't burp  you have to burp anyo on command with it being episode 10 we've hit double digits is big deal  we haven't gotten canceled yet um there's still possibility but with Whiskey Business it's time  to celebrate and so with that me and Prest are I guess we'll take a shot Grace will drink some  kambucha I'm gonna be drinking some Elijah Craig it's a Kentucky Straight Bourbon whiskey uh 94  proof that's probably empty there how dare you how

dare you Elijah Craig please sponsor our  podcast that would probably beut butter one what's the peanut butter one screw ball yeah  I nice bu whacker oh that is good PR you got Elijah Craig does not last long in my household um  I have this is just what I had on hand um but Evan Williams bottled in bond if you haven't had the  white label you need to try it very good I mean it's it's we've talked about it's very good like  kind of bottom shelf whiskey but it's very good okay I was about to say E

van Williams like just  immediately takes me back to college freshman year which yep I know I think both of you are  familiar with my college freshman year I have not been able I don't think pron is Williams  Oh my God trying not to that's that's why I gave Gracie very bad advice apparently we don't  need to get into that yeah any who um press oh I guess we'll we don't need to pop the top but  you know we can give our ratings of our non-beer beers always good Elijah Craig that's a good  that's a

n .6 in my opinion man that's Elijah Craig is hard to beat yeah no it's it's very good  it's very smooth very good all right I need oh you got press I was about say bottom Bond eight I mean  it's it's just it's just good good probably would be able to if you haven't tried it you need to  try it okay okay that's good advice I'll take that elij who is Elijah Craig do yall know his War he  is related to who is Frodo what was his last name Elijah Elijah Woods oh my God they were you know  SE separa

ted at Birth Twins and where Elijah Woods went on to go go and be Frodo Elijah Craig went on  to make very good whiskey so they they Elijah Wood comes up in this uh in my presentation later I I  I am just Blown Away about what that's going to be I I cannot wait for that but I need to know what  Gracie's rating over kambucha is before we move on so um it's good it's good um I accidentally  left it out and it's not supposed to get warm so I will not be drinking it cuz I had a sip of it  like like

a week ago which is gross um this one is unopen but it it tasted like battery acid oh  yum that's delicious what oh TJ get out of here is that anti-an TJ this is anti TJ trying to steal  my Spotlight he has not listened to any thecast what was your what was the rating what number just  give it a number uh I mean if I have one I'm like good to go uh so I'd say that makes it like a  nine a nine oh okay I don't know how I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings Gracie the point  of J journalism is bei

ng honest with everybody we cannot have we cannot rate not refined I like  kombucha it's good for my tummy so it's got all the benefits would I choose it probably I'd  give it a seven I'd give it a seven that's honest that's honest recommend it I'd recommend it it's  good it's good I'll take that okay and so enough about the beers I'm feeling pretty good I feel  the burn from Elijah Craig welling up inside of me which means that must mean we are ready for  our question of the day so Preston plea

se cue the the noise you can't see my screen so I'm just  going to tell you when to stop go [Laughter] okay yeah that's good it's good just shut up God damn  it h okay this Gracie can probably answer this question too um what do you personally considered  to be the best console in why interesting anybody have uh any initial reactions I'm ready to go I I  think I read this question back in June my I think personally the best console ever created is the  PlayStation 2 here here's why it might be a

hot take because people yeah this [ __ ] from Nintendo  going how how dare you not pick the N64 in class [ __ ] you here's why the PS2 is very very good  you had the PS1 which was good it was fine but it didn't compete with the N64 the Next Generation  great some of the best most classic games came from it though the credit the credit card the not  credit card memory card it introduced online Xbox did it better whatever what what the [ __ ] ever  but it had the best games it so it still has sol

d the most consoles out of any console unit in exist  still hold that record it might I might be wrong I don't care but I think the PS2 was the best I had  the most memories from a PlayStation 2 PS3 can't remember PS4 whatever PS5 love it PlayStation  2 has some of the best games I ever played time and time again jack and Dax Ratchet and Clank  Kingdom Hearts one and two perfect pause I want to say this is why you have such bad eyesight  because when we were kids Sam or not Sam Will's face was l

ike glued to the television I needed  to see what was going on the screen they had these 3D Graphics blue light blue light that's  didn't know about blue light back then exactly and that's and now what do we do for work we look  at computer screens yeah I was just setting myself up for the future okay getting glasses early  can we still consider uh Wikipedia a reliable source sure yes so PlayStation 2 uh unit sold  155 million uh that's in first place uh Second Place Nintendo DS at 1542 gonna sa

y gra saying oh  po Sam wants to show his beer of choice oh let's see nonalcoholic nonalc handy St o man we should  have got him for Tipsy trap earlier wait what's your rating tell him get his [ __ ] ass back  here get your [ __ ] ass back here quote will Zero out of 10 zero alcohol baby you hear  that blue moon terrible non-alcoholic Geer terrible zero alcohol we're just thankful  that makes sense that's very creative and funny how dare you I can't wait to have  him on the podcast one day I'll

make his day Super Fan Sam anyways Gracie Gracie's foot  was the Nintendo DS why was it the Nintendo DS um Nintendo dogs I knew you were  gonna say that I knew that ass at frisbee our parents were getting divorced  I needed an escape and that was before the divor that was okay no this like right before  they wouldn't let have a do they wouldn't they wouldn't and then what happened they got divorced  and I got a puppy out of it because I wrote Santa letter saying Nintendo wasn't enough so thank 

you Nintendo DS you're thinking Nintendo DS for having our parents divorced no no you  threw a hard time it's not as Mormon as it sounds I got a puppy I got got virtual when  was that he got a puppy a real one but I got a puppy yeah I got multiple yeah true how are  they doing yellow lab had a beagle I you could get corgis that's I wanted one named Chester so  damn bad do you think your dend dogs are still alive today oh god well I don't want think  about that I don't know last time you fed your

nend do I don't know I can imagine their  virtual rooms just covered in [ __ ] the one dog he just over there limping he's skinny you  can see his ribs he's Immortal he die he just suffers I just remember thinking those Graphics  were like pristine I didn't know anything about Graphics I didn't know anything about anything  but I was like this is a good game right here there you go respons R's Game of the Year Preston  I should have gone into saes Preston what is your what do you think is the b

est console ever made  so uh I'm on me and Will are kind of the same when it comes to that uh the PlayStation 2 was  the the best or the best but like currently I think the PlayStation 5 is probably my just with  the you know amount that you can amount of games that are at your disposal and just the quality of  games the quality of the hardware and the ease of play I think it's my favorite right now I'm with  you on that the access now because I think there's a a decent backwards compatibility g

oing back  to the PS4 like I'm able like before last Us Part Two remaster came out I able to play last Us  Part Two from the PS4 on this and like they allow a lot of PS4 games but then where they're going  with streaming and everything having the access to PS1 PS2 games and PS3 and streaming not not  not my favorite but I do like the capabilities of the PS5 and if we're going to go Nostalgia  play PS2 I mean like it's like there's a lot of nostalgia there and then grew up into the Xbox  360 but

you know that was only are GameCubes I love the game G gamecube's great it's easily  one best the uh the best uh uh biggest younger brother energy I can give is that um mom had to  get a second GameCube uh for me and Charles my brother to play with because we were fighting so  much over like playing Zelda Wind Waker that is hilarious wait what color was yours question  ours was purple was it m was mine was black no ours was purple well I could remember oh  you know I think yeah I think R's right

it was think he wanted silver and you got a purple  yeah I was just happy to have it Luigi's Mansion when it first came out terrified me that that  game for children terrified me I was a little little little [ __ ] boy still am a [ __ ] boy  According to some people um super wi I got a cramp oh [ __ ] ah you really got a cramp well  drink water you're 6 s you can't not do that it hurts so bad it hurts oh that's embarrassing  oh did you go for a run today or something no I'm just like I unloaded

the about it ah God  I had a cramp on my quad earlier this week and it hurts so bad oh God I need to get anyways my  get some bananas this did not the worst part about this is how I just said I'm a little [ __ ]  boy to some and this just confirmed I thought I thought this was a bit at first no H so so did  PlayStation 2 that played DVDs right it did yes okay Preston Insight onto who will is as a person  we're just gonna go give me the dirt this mistake WIll has is clearly a feminist and I know

this  because we had a Spice Girls DVD it was vhhs you [ __ ] how dare you how dare gonna bring it up  it's all together and will would beg for us to watch this I I was in love with Baby Spice Baby  Spice was was my dream girl back choice I think this it sounds like this might have been his uh um  eye opening stage you know I that's why I realized I I loved women especially and choreograph dancing  he loved choreograph dancing from my young age oh oh so Grace is gonna bring up about to show cho

ir  I Lov choreograph dancing I wish I was good at it well needed voice in the show choir so you know  it worked out press little context behind the choreograph dancing too um so growing up I was  very quiet I know it's hard to believe right now because I'm a little bit more open don't believe  that for a minute yeah exactly but my family just assumed with me to be quiet and apparently Gracie  says no they knew you like to dance or whatever at my brother's wedding they first saw fun Wilson  wher

e he started to dance and exactly started Dan they first saw yeah that's when they first saw me  dancing but then but then at uh Gracie's wedding so everyone heard about my aunt Lee had been  telling her was like yeah he dances he's like that one this 170 show I can't remember what the  [ __ ] it's called but she tells my grandmother and call her grandmother to keep her name out  of the internet's mouth because I'm pretty sure she would not love that but she care okay anyway  [ __ ] told my Uncl

e Jeffrey to go get him and so Uncle Jeffrey comes like hey sis needs to talk to  him I'm like okay she she brings me in close like I want to see you dance she's she's from she's  from Deep Alabama and everything she got that southern I see you dance I'm tired of this grandpa  so I had to go up to the band after playing these nice like kind of like blueg grassy kind of  kind of Vibes they Blue Grass covers of like stuff any who so I told him like Hey can you can  you play some a little bit more

funky I like and as I'm is like I sound like an [ __ ] right now  like yeah dude we're play from our our monkey playlist like oh [ __ ] they think I'm a loser no  we're just [ __ ] with you they proceeded to play a Bluegrass version of Billy Jean where it's I'm  the only person on the Dance Floor bus in the move and I think I now my family is just gonna tell me  to dance every time we go out in public with them I don't know I don't know did get the dance FL  going they I Preston knows I love sup

er base now the whole world knows love super base because I  busted a move when that song came out thank you oh my God that oh I did not have a playlist really  ready to go because I thought that ban was going to have one and then my Wi-Fi wasn't connecting so  you know super Bas place that's fine and then we have L John it was not censored [ __ ] left [ __ ]  was front front and center watching people twerk and a ski SK [ __ ] oh yeah she I did not know it  ski SK until recently I was listening

to a podcast uh what does mean uh we that any let's move on  of the day it's time to gossip Gracie this is usually where we talk about Preston's uh [ __ ]  but if you're confused about what that joke is you're not a true fan anywh who Preston what do  you have to bring to the table today I'm looking up what K ke means no okay I'll go next I had  I had a couple stories I wanted to oh oh oh oh God my first story is back on track this one was  a little bit more fun know what that meant not I don't

want to know probably Jeffrey told her  I don't know anyways my first story is someone managed to find a way a company managed to find  a way to play Doom on their lawnmower which let me down a rabbit hole their lawn yeah know it's  but it's only for available time I think later on they're going to patch it out or whatever but  that let me down a rabbit hole where I found out that people like it's been like not a really a  meme but it's a big thing in the Gaming Community where they try to see

what all they can play um  doom on and the thing that blew me away that they could play Doom on which is take a guess what you  think it is it's very wild and it's very crazy and be lawnmower what someone managed to find  a way to play Doom on a pregnancy test what in the world is going on I know I know ner crazy on a  preg I don't understand what's going on a digital pregnancy test of course it's digital PR with  like an Arduino like how do they hook up something science quit it y'all do your s

preadsheet do they  need like real PE to make make it work no no they hook up like a like a small little like phone  keyboard like one of the like a sidekick back from the day I don't even know how they did that  that makes no sense but um but my real story when I talk I want to talk about hell divers too again  um second podcast in in a row where um so hellers had a lot of issues getting started it's a great  game but didn't expect it to be that great like so their servers were only for a small

group of  people to which you got the entire world which is like over 800,000 700,000 people say they up their  their server capacity to 700,000 and that was like that was on Friday's like that's the last update  we got hopefully it'll work out for the weekend and got an update on Via Reddit today how the CEO  of Arrowhead which developed um what the [ __ ] it called hell divver Su that's embarrassing um  how he said like we had no issues on the server everything worked perfectly this weekend o

r not  really perfectly but like better than last weekend so I thought it was really good I thought it was a  nice little good news story yeah last last week I was trying to uh get into uh they had an update  and it kicked me out then I try I was trying to get back in couldn't and so uh but then this  week I really like hell divers the biggest hell divers just gets in its own way when it comes to  like connectivity problems server issues but I think the gameplay Loop we probably leave this  for

another time but like the initial gameplay Loop is like this is weird I don't understand  it but then like the more you get into it it's like it's very unique for a shooter like it's very  unique it's just like Strat GS it's like you have to you can't just spray and pre like you gotta  use you gotta play the game little strategy yeah I think what's like what keeps me coming back to  it because you essentially play the same missions over and over again right but even like you get  a good crew or

even random people on internet like it there's a way to keep it fresh especially  when like you accidentally kill somebody like a [ __ ] they dead now oopsies it's just it's it's  a lot of fun like I I I don't like I'm not a big multiplayer guy but I'm a big fan of this one I'll  keep playing me neither me me I think me will are very similar in our um video game preferences and  I very rarely play online games um I did a lot of Destiny uh but I'm starting to ramble but uh I  really really like t

his it's kind of tickling that itch but uh they need to iron out that uh like the  multiplayer aspect like sometimes like I I start a game and then all some people are joining and  I'm like I always just wanted to play solo like I think that's part the quickplay aspect sorry  I didn't mean to cut you off like that I don't understand that part like do they just see that  you're playing online they can just join it yeah you have to figure it out like which ones you  can join but then what how to o

pen up your lot they need to make that a lot more clear because it  took me a while to figure it out and sometimes I'm still like are people going to join like I don't  know like it's great that they have matchmaking but then like I'll be sitting there and like is my  Lobby open I can't tell like I think matchmaking still a bit broken too I think they'll figure it  out but once they get once they figure that out it's gonna be really good and kind of tying  that back uh did you see Preston that W

arner Brothers they recently like were talking about  the failed expectations of Justice League kill uh no Su Scot Squad kills the Justice League like  yeah it's a bad game we're sorry our bad what do you do in it like is this just killing people  essentially yeah but like apparently the story is really good but outside of that it's just  there's nothing to do it's repeat it's a lot of redundancy which it's a liveaction game or is that  is that the right correct phrase live action game live acti

on service that was like live service  game it's a live service game to where they're they're GNA continuously P pump out like content  and everything but in between each story Point there's just it's the same missions over and over  again so it's get very dant very boring um and it and it was kind it I think it was June from the  start because there was they had a lot of issues getting off the ground just to just do this and I  think they got a little too big for the britches after Hogwarts Leg

acy because that did really  well and the same people yeah Brothers yeah so I would be in the Hogwarts Legacy but only if they  could have a normal year no hogart you I think you want that until you actually like have to like  oh actually given your preference maybe I love I think she would like that yeah get just like have  a very lore Rich so would you want to like go to school every day and just like learn about lore  and yes I literally I studied abroad at Oxford not not CU sick BR gra sick

no no okay we robes  to exams no that's L why I like that you had to wear robes and robes school no and the professor I  worked under well knows this very well and this is not a humble brag he's in prison so not he sold  artifacts to [ __ ] Hobby Lobby it's hilarious we do not talk about that b that editor it's fine  but no I would like a game where you just got to like run around you got sorted and you just got  to hang out and have like a regular year you do have the game allow you to like sor

t you into  a house or you can choose which house you want to go into so I think it's a I think it allowed  me to it it chose Hufflepuff for me should have probably done that but I went Gryffindor screw  thatu slithering baby I want to see what but the the cool thing is Gracie because like when you  see the movies you've only like the Gryffindor common house while Hog's Legacy allows you to  see all the common houses of all the different houses and everything oh that's fun I like that  I hope th

ey make I worry about slithering people getting a bad rap well they are E I mean I've  seen the movies they're not they're ambitious with okay I mean ambitious in being racist are  they all right okay mud blood is like a racial slur yeah you're right oh yeah now I'm right  surprised they didn't bleep that in the movies anyo we've got have you seen tosh.0's uh tell  me if you're offended by this have you ever seen that he gets like a group of people there like  like he gets black white Latino uh

Asian spoon face you're insulted by spoon like what spoon  face like it's just he just puts these random words together and it's just like I'm offended  by that he's got um he's got a new podcast out and it's actually not bad it's it's hilarious  it's it's a much Tamer version and I love it um because you still get like all the good parts of  Daniel TSH without it being like oh he did a lot of offensive [ __ ] he actually he made an Oscar  ptor still does it doesn't he occasionally he made an Os

car potorus joke and then he said I'm sorry  that was insensitive I'm like look at this man learning he also talk I'm shocked he apologize  about that is that guy like a murderer he is a murderer he's out he's out he's out of jail  oh that oh I was I was thinking Oscar from the office pastorious the the uh the the little little  Tintin wait oh my God yeah president you did dra in college I would think that oh yeah it's like  that rings a bell like that rings a bell but it's like what is it oh th

e little Tin Tin oh my God  the tin tin um okay any um Preston what was your story that you wanted to bring to the table uh  I wanted to announce that Elden ring is getting its DLC finally after two years and but it's G be  coming out uh June 21st uh I'm I'm kind of a guy that likes to go in blind this I really enjoyed  uh Elden ring and I was super excited for it um so I haven't looked up too much on it and that's  kind of on purpose I like I like to go in blind on these kinds of things I know

GNA play did you  watch the trailer no oh can I spoil one thing for you from the trailer you can do kung fu in [ __ ]  shadow of the earth tree dud there's there's one like punching I like oh I might get into this  well they have like you can do like heavy fist weapons like where you just kind of it's it's  a lot faster it's it's more kung fu yeah looks good very excited yeah so I'm excited about  and maybe maybe will will get into and we can actually I you know I I've I've I did storm Veil  cas

tle and then I got to what rehea Academy or whatever that is that's tough that one's tough is  it that sucks yeah that that one that one's tough uh so maybe if we kind of got a co-op thing going  then because I kind of want to go play do another playthrough because usually with the DLC usually  you kind of have to do kind of an obscure thing inside the story or inside the game itself like  go talk to this person in the middle of the game and then you can go to the DLC so I was thinking  about ju

st doing a fresh play through so maybe we can do like a co-op thing and we can kind I  I might be into that I'm into that proposition cuz you can then guide me on throughout my life  that'd be great I be I'd be into that there's a there's a lot of cheese at the beginning  whenever I I was initially playing it and I took full advantage of that I love some guda I'm  into that little goua gri a little blue cheese [ __ ] you gra wait question so like I hate these  kinds of games I've like watched wi

ll probably my whole life because he gets scared um last me  to watch him but not but with I'll watch him so do y'all know like are yall just clicking a  triangle or like know combinations like in Super Smash Bros y'all it's a little bit of both it's  a little bit of both it kind like super smash BR is a whole different League where it's like that's  years of experience and the same game surprisingly yeah that that game I think I feel like is hard  for someone to get into because like for us lik

e for me impressing gra I I'll throw you in there  it's easy for us because we played it so much we know the basic moves however if you're like  brand new to it you're gonna get your ass beat every single time yeah I mean I played it since  I was a kid but I still was like I didn't know until I think adulthood yeah that's probably a  personal problem so probably should have noticed but yeah I did not know so you're talking about  more the the Dark Souls stuff or you talking more about the Super

Smash Brothers dark I'm talking  more like yeah Elden ring or whatever like is it does it prompt you what to I still understand  I think the vi games like it would stress me out like I would not remember what combination is  what right so it sounds uh the franchise is not known for being like a um kind of relaxing series  no um so you do need to know what does what and be comfortable to be just it just be Instinct  like you don't need to the second you hesitate and you have to think about it is

when you die so  you need to become very familiar with your weapon that's why it's kind of like a personal Bond like  you find a weapon and you get really familiar with it you know exactly how long the initial strike  takes you know how long the second one takes but that third one that takes a little too long so  you need to back out so like sometimes you can get in a quick jab so like some of these weapons  they get in quick some of these weapons take in a really big initial strike but they do

a lot  of damage then sometimes you can do magic and so there's a lot of nuance to it but you have  to find what's comfortable the main man Sam Sam he's probably playing somewh oh God I didn't see  I was busy looking at mad he's not on this Sam you okay this answers some questions yes so yes  you um there is a thing called Panic rolling in inside inside the Dark Souls it's a where you just  like you're getting you're about to die uh you're low on health and you just completely panic and  you jus

t Panic roll like so you just completely Dodge Away really quickly oh and usually die this  Panic rolling you usually die if you can control even if like you are really low on health if you  can control your Panic usually you'll do a lot better than if you panic roll that's why I don't  play the game well any who I hope we all learned something I feel like grae learned a lot that was  fun I enjoyed that sorry I had question that was good no that was fantastic that was great okay  yay just yeah a

ny who it's time for some Milo shut up I allowed you in here be quiet don't to  him he's mean to everybody it's time for some silly goose gaming now this is the moment we've  all been waiting for why what what game are they playing what gra why is Gracie here all great  questions well for silly gaming this episode me and Preston aren't talking about a game instead  Gracie's going to be leading discussion on Animal Crossing New Horizons for the Nintendo switch yes  this is a major Ruck the fuel b

ut as some of you will know Animal Crossing isn't Animal Crossing  is a story based game uh well no [ __ ] Sherlock we're we're we're trying different things instead  I have asked Gracie who has logged about 205 hours into Animal Crossing so it's essentially like a  pro in the Animal Crossing world I think maybe I don't know that like an amateur Pro I like looked  it up people like 200 hours for like maybe one year and I'll get into but people are like logging  like 600 700 like it's a and they'

re only doing like 30 minutes a day and I'm like how sometimes  I get anxious about it like will when you said you weren't doing it but no like I could be there and  I've played under a different person before on her like I don't know how I don't know how technology  Works um I was trying to help my sister-in-law but yeah no it's not enough I could do more I could do  more for sure so Gracie's in the g-league of bump those numbers up rookie numbers but she's going  to give us a presentation on A

nimal Crossing in hopes of convincing press and I to either pick  it up and or continue playing it before but before we get started like always I like to give  some background about the game so about the game this when yall can you just you re look at your  phones or whatever or chime in whatever you want about the game Animal Crossing New Horizon is  a social simulation game developed by developed by and published by Nintendo released in 2020 New  Horizon marks the fifth main entry into the Ani

mal Crossing universe and Tom Nooks real estate  Empire and has a metac score of 90 Gracie for context 90 games that have a Metacritic score of  90 it's very rare so this is a yes Prest you can go to the bathroom is a very good as a very good  score the general overview of the game is that a player takes control of a character who moves  to a deserted island after becoming convinced by Tom Nook which is a [ __ ] wild animal a gosh dang  raccoon to buy a getaway gate getaway package not getaway g

etaway package players can then further  develop the island by helping Tom Nook complete certain tasks as well as paying back their debt  to the thievous racunas that was a Sly Cooper reference it was a very Niche reference if you  didn't get that sorry um looking to the overall gaming mechanics New Horizons is essentially  played in real time aka the settings based on the time of day what hemisphere you're located  in and even the seasons uh you'll have access to uh numerous resources as you be

gin to customize  your own character in Island is as well you can also recruit other animal creatures to join your  Island by visiting other smaller islands around your Island via using Nook miles not to mention  there's an online component where people can visit your Island and vice versa you can visit  theirs that's what vice versa means any who uh this next part may feel entirely unnecessary but  there's some info about Nintendo yeah Nintendo the bastards who invented Mario Zelda Donkey  Kong

smash the the the smartest people out there in the gaming industry they do whatever  they [ __ ] they want that's called power but here's some cool facts Nintendo is a Japanese  video game company based out of Kyoto Japan and was originally founded in 1889 as previously  mentioned they're best known for creating some of the biggest games ever made but they didn't  start out making video games until 1977 with their first game color TV game which I believe  that was it was on Wikipedia and then l

ater uh gaining recognition with the OG Donkey Kong we all  are very familiar with Donkey Kong in fact before video games in nendo was known for producing a  handmade hanauta playing cards I don't know if I pronounced that right I did my best Preston hucha  no it's there's an F in there there's no it's a lot of syllables in there it's a lot but since the  1980s Nintendo has sold more than 5.59 to billion video games that that number feels a little weird  to me and over 836 million pieces of Hard

ware uh you know shout out to Wikipedia of course but  it's Nintendo we already knew who they were so let's get into some of the fun facts about amoc  Crossing New Horizons releasing in 2020 aka the year the Year in R of our Co it was surprisingly a  great move as New Horizon New Horizons went on to sell a huge number of units making it the second  highest selling switch game uh this the world needed this game more than they knew during co uh  and to put in perspective I think the highest Sal hi

ghest selling switch game which may have changed  since then was breath of the wild fantastic game uh New Horizons was actually a platform another  fact New Horizons was actually a platform for Hong Kong protests where players added anti-china  banners and posters saying Bree Hong Kong to their Islands go go Animal Crossing that's that's [ __ ]  sick um another fun fact Gracie you probably will have some issues with this one this is what  I found on the internet all male rhinos are in New Horizo

ns there are no female rhinos that's  like not even true I saw that well this this fact is no longer fun I can't believe this she like  [ __ ] yeah she said got a girl named Renee got a girl got receipts she was my first villager  so bye anyways Animal Crossing New Horizons actually has a number of different references to  the Legend of Zelda Shakespeare and even our man Dan Brown the D Vinci Code [ __ ] Animal Crossing  New Horizons also has won 10 Awards with sunbean Game of the Year family ga

me of the year and this  one was a little shocking to me which doesn't make sense because the previous fun fact um best game  in China yeah fun facts these are cool fun facts but now it's time for Gracie I'll give you the  reins tell me about Animal Crossing you you can share your screen whenever you want um I'm so  excited now [ __ ] F stop get out of here sry my husband keeps trying to watch oh yeah how do  I play oh I see I see I see oh this I'm good love I want oh I forgot I accident a  tran

sition on this no bye TJ this is my time to shine okay all right  so get out get the dogs get the dogs sorry this is exactly what I wanted this is my  presentation it's called Animal Crossing New Horizons new so the most recent one right it's a  memoir yes I've been playing for while um it is my Memoir because it is my life most of the time  when I get home from work um okay so we're gonna get into it what is it what it is it is Nintendo  Sims basically so you know it's really cute uh it's a sed

ate relaxing world you can troll it's a  game that rewards small chunks of play instead of you know doing the Whole World of Warcraft that  you know it wants you to play like five hours at least at a time Animal Crossing and Nintendo  said that's not truly that healthy so we're going to do like 20 minutes you get a bunch of you know  rewards whatever and it's also better than therapy testimonials and cheaper it is cheaper so we  will definitely get into that um it's better than therapy me to eve

ryone I encountered to listeners  I'm reading off everything that people have told me or you know I might have said so quote I think  I'll get a switch and quit therapy my grad school roommate last weekend this is my World of Warcraft  me after listening to a podcast about someone in Norway who might have killed a lot of people  because he would play 15 hours a day for five years neither here or there um I finally feel in  control meet to my therapist before I quit therapy uh I woke up at 5:00 a

.m. so I could harvest my  vegetables and Di for fossils before work me on my productivity after Animal Crossing and then I  I can't believe I've played this for eight hours today me on a warm summer's day and then finally  normal life but fun and cute my favorite part about this it's all Gracie's testimonials besides  your grad school roommate a murderer know know it is testimonial shut up I'm in charge 10 out of  10 five stars gra Thomas Nook truly the best all right so disclaimers better chea

per who's to say  you know your own mind maybe don't quit therapy if you shouldn't quit therapy but it was fine it was  fine all right so regarding Thomas snook there's a bunch of memes out there that's like he's gonna  break your kneecaps if you don't pay um no his loans come with no interest nor deadlines and so  he will not impact break your knees uh but it's just kind of fun to pretend we do wish that like  you know uh we had that in real life so it's real life without all of the stress um b

ut he's still  a [ __ ] though he's still he's still a [ __ ] so why did I get into it guys I don't really know um  you know so I'm the kind of person who would start Harry Potter you know movie or bug and I would  just go God this year could they just stay out of trouble and just why consistently children  in that series I don't understand JK raing um so yeah they stress me out what would make me  watch them and I think that is just anxiety was just like compounded uh and so but I'm into  like

Harvest Moon you could ride a little horse uh and Sims and [ __ ] love that honestly I don't  even like Tetris because it's so stressful I mean it took you know like decades for like a little  10-year-old to finally beat it I don't understand why that has to happen why do they stack up so  quickly I don't get it and they don't fit into everything then why do they make the shapes why  do they make those different shapes um so also I saw an old man playing it on Tik Tok and thought  yeah that's wh

at I need that's what I need right there that's it right there that last bullet uh  oh and then I found a dead body and was like I needed distraction um so can we go back don't you  dare go to the next slide no it's fine we'll get to it later life happens Preston you just got  to keep on trucking and find a distraction so I named my Island after my husband um because he  was desperate for me to find a h like God damn it she's gotta quit bugging me and I was like I  need to put my creative energy

into something and I need to control something because I feel like  I'm out of control um so you know if you if you are looking for control Animal Crossings where I'm  looking to be out of control actually you want to be out of control yeah I have too much control in  my life I feel like I had a whole slide about this sorry I have two screens up and I was trying to  like get to it um so we're gonna talk about the cores and that is design so I am ADHD uh so  I not focus on one thing so I have di

fferent areas on my Island I will not show you cuz it's  it's not ready um and I've been working on it for going on three years that's fine I'm not here to  defend myself but I am I will show you if you want to see at the end um so Cottage core is really  popular Berry core Castle core City core flower core Horror core elegant core kid core winter core  Farm core Island uh I have all of that Island uhuh I'm trying to build an irrigation Farm I bought a  tractor I bought a bulldozer I don't know

do they do anything no they don't it's really pissed me  off I feel like I have not scratched the surface off this game you have not you have goodness all  of my social media is about Animal Crossing and I st up till like 1: am every single night trying  to perfect one area only to be like that was a dumb thing and I destroy it in the morning um  so let's get into the cores all right so I'm going to give yall some visuals uh we're going to  start with cottage Cor I really love this theme I love

how Woody it is DIY very cozy these do not  picture all the mushrooms but like if you go on Tik Tok Cottage core for Animal Crossing it's a  lot of that a lot of baked goods how the [ __ ] do people make I don't have time for this how do  they do that impressive it's a lot of layering and perspective and we will hit on that especially  when we talk about the City Corp we will Circle back on this yes we will Circle back on it so the  layers so I have recently redone my neighborhood so I went to d

ifferent areas and I said that's  freaking stupid because they're not doing that on the rest of like Animal Crossing like internet  whatever um so you kind of the the trend is to put them all in one area but like these layers um  Cottage core is kind of fun because they each have their own little yards or whatever um this  little moose guy I love him I don't have him I was just about to that moose guy I don't I don't  I don't I don't even know his name but trust me know like two of them and I do

n't like either one  so many there's so many I know the City Corp as you will see when we talk about perspectives and  layering very important and so like when you move like you know this one has like no waterfalls  and like no water I mean there's building like that that's like Amsterdam so you do like panels  and then you download so we'll talk about that so you go Pinterest is a great place to see because  you can see all the Cod and then you have to buy like a specific designer app for your

phone on  Animal Crossing so this is animal cross basically yes and I've done this so no but you also get  the ability to like customize things that you can buy like these telephone boxes but like these  buildings back here those are panels and that you can just like build up and like put with a wall  um I've done that and it looked like trash I have no idea people are very talented yeah it's  so annoying because I've tried I've spent hours and it it looks like ass and then I delete it or I  des

troy ass ass this one is definitely for people who are good with you know Tech and making things  look like they're not it's so not it's good yes it's good um and then like so like these roads  are all customized except for the one like in the top left corner those you can just like buy  um but yeah like Bott bottom left and top right it look really good I know it's so impressive and  you know one day one day we'll get there um that's probably two years away if I stuck with one theme  this is fa

iry Corp I personally love this one all right all right that's a it's so bright and happy  and you got these little glow things I have you have to like shoot them down from the sky to make  a lot of these it's really annoying but you can also go into people's dreams so like in the old  Animal Crossing you would go to sleep when you wanted to like turn off the game and save it or  whatever ever this one you can go explore other Islands but only your dreams I did not know that  you could not bring

know either yeah you do that you just keep from the Stu Inception okay um and  so like the new thing with this Animal Crossing also is like visiting islands like you fly via  dodo Doo Airlines via miles Caff is great and you also use like it's half the miles but you  take a boat out and so you can get glowing moss and Vines but like the fairy cor stuff a lot of it  you have to like shoot down constellations maybe not I don't really know I don't really know how  they get all this but a lot of th

is is gonna be shoot down constellations I've shot down balloons  no you can do that but at night you can look up in the sky and not a constellation a comet maybe  that's the right word um like with your with your with your slingshot I don't know if that's what  you get to get the Stardust let me look that up I don't want to get can we on time right now  keep going okay um I'm just assuming you get that because all the star stuff but a lot of  it is like downloadable patterns um I really want th

ose moons okay so horrorcore that's  another popular pag you got skeletons oh I like this there there's uh the Japanese horror  movie core up there um that's really scary you can get a pumpkin Carriage all sorts of things  there are a lot of DIY recipes for these but a lot of them um again are patterns but I like the  moon I like how witchy and scary it is my my wife would be all over this yes it's very fun and just  like if you commit to a theme I think it's easier um but again it is very fun e

ach island is its own  I like to do different sections uh anyway mine is like my whole section is like Barbie farm and I  love it and I wouldn't change it except I would every morning I wake up um so any questions about  my own cool world no no no questions no questions no questions please okay so this is the best bu I  have according to the internet his name is Sher he wears a sweater and then go with the sweater and  sometimes he wears working if he's working real hard uh he is level one or ti

er one according to  this one person on some form I found uh dare I say the goat that's what he is because he's also a  goat um there are a bunch of different personality types he is lazy and so I think there's like four  there's lazy peppy smug um I think there's also cranky and jock and then normal so that's more  than four uh well you can so each villager can have their like different personality based on  they all have a different personality type and so you get like a base I think you get y

ou get like  a you get a sisterly and a jog and something else but I like the lazy ones because they're just  the cutest uh some of them can be really rude and um I'm trying to like run those out of town  right now but then I feel bad because the things you have to do to run them out I just don't  feel right about it and then I forgot like so I've been hitting one guy on the head with my  net and I thought it was his sh a shovel that you had to hit him with it's not um so I've been  accidentally

talking to him so now he thinks for friends and we'll get into yeah so um but sure  Agnes take a take a hint um so I did not plan well in the beginning I spent an ungodly amount  of bills which is our currency on deconstruction of ridiculously overpriced Bridges and staircases  that my hard-earned bills have paid for and not the [ __ ] tax spells of these soul sucking lazy  ass villagers and oh wait can I cuss on this yes you can saying [ __ ] [ __ ] the entire time oh I  wasn't paying attentio

n um you said godamn earlier hold on Preston pays attention well that's good  ah because I've been going I guess you could have just bleeped it out but and Tom know inability  to [ __ ] put on a fundraiser but God forbid he doesn't put on a celebration when I'm done paying  it off um because I did not time travel a lot of people time travel so they can get like you know  they basically put their money away in a bank and then they get the interest uh no I didn't do that  I was like I'm going to d

o it the right way which um yes you collect interest on like so if you  put like 100,000 Bells away blah my goal is to make like a 100,000 Bells a day I've like really  done well on the produce area and harvesting my vegetables blah blah blah um for what cause I  don't really know because I want to pay off my house but then I'll blow it on something stupid  like a mission control center for like my rocket thinking that they're going to be SN they're not  I paid so much money for just to turn on

and for the screen to do something I'm so mad I'm so that  was a recent development on my Island um but I'm moving on I'm moving on from it I have not paid  off my house my like loan is like a million and a half Bells I'm mad but it's okay I didn't know  how much it was going to be when I said I wanted to upgrade my house and now I'm suffering for  it and that's gr just sounds like everyon IAL trying to buy a house right now this feels so  relatable This sounds too real for me no it's not becaus

e it's fun and cute real life ain't fun  and cute but it is here so we're gonna talk about the animals that I am currently trying to lure to  My Island once I this is a chaotic slide I'm sorry um so I really want lucky he is this mummy dog  I have to have him you don't even understand I have to have lucky I don't know what it is but his  house is themed like a it's a graveyard um Maple is a normal character uh so she's just she's  just happy to be there she's a basic bear love her look at that s

weater I just ordered it and  got it in the mail yesterday um the strawberry Rhino I'm I'm after her I'm gonna find mering I  need her oh her horn is a is strawberry it is so cute so cute strawberry that's a man not a not a  not a girl well Renee is a girl if you tell me if you tell me Renee is not a girl I'm gonna lose my  mind do you have a picture of ree in this in this presentation no but she is based on Rihanna okay I  I believe that continue okay Hamlet is a joog he's not pictured apple is

this little hamster over  here I don't have a single freaking hamster I just want a fcking hamster um or a dog okay so  Goldie isn't cookie and Goldie or dogs cookie is pink Goldie has been in every single animal  crossing what is that [ __ ] thing in the corner the right hand corner I I don't like it what  is that what are you talking about the rightand corner yeah that's Apple that's the hamster I was  just talking about God oh okay well listen you're lucky I didn't put stitches on here I thi

nk  you're lucky that you don't have that thing on your Island if that thing was in Five Nights at  Freddy's it would be it would fit right in that absolutely y'all need to see Coco look up Coco  right now on your phone all right keep going do love Coco um but she scares people and that's  raw I don't know how to say the Penguin's name but people like them so I'm like a I kind of need  them stitches is a smug character and I already have enough smuggers so I don't really like need  another one b

ut I would take that one um I had in the past like Porsche peanut Peewee Alonso and  ribbot I covered them up because my computer was crashing I was like I just gota get this stuff  on here um so weirdly sexualized characters we don't have to get into this but Ana well continue  on I mean you got me press's attention now clouse clouse um I don't really know why I made this  slide I think I was gonna go into like every villager I had beef with I don't necessarily have  beef with this guy I he's j

ust so on the ranking of villagers he's not highly coveted he dresses  like Julia Caesar I am bother to find who could play him it'd probably be Bradley Cooper um he's  uh I'm conflicted on if I should let him stay he is better than the Robot Chicken I had he wasn't  a Robot Chicken but he had a helmet his name was clae his voice was really scary I didn't really  like it um he's smug I had too many of those uh he had a funny theme or no he was a cranky one he  was cranky Knox was cranky cla's sm

ug um but his cla's house is themed like a Roman bath which is  hilarious to me uh it's not like the basic like here's my bed here's a bookcase there a table no  no it's like a bathtub and pillars and stuff um but if I'm gonna have a smug guy it's gonna be  the squirrel named Marshall but I already have too many so I'm not going to do that um and  these are my suggestions to Nintendo I miss spell Nintendo Nintendo um updates we're not  doing those really anymore we got the museum and that was ba

sically it um there are like  seasonal updates which we talk that's the news that I have uh with said future update that they  are promising as of today I think there should be sharks dressed in suits that Tom Nook sends  after you for your loans that's hilarious I love that I did that's from Reddit um but hilarious  hilarious uh Animal Crossing news so you know we got Shamrock day coming up guys so I hope  you're ready to make some purchases get those Shamrock Glass say I know we just had Festi

val we  did a lot of dancing um my island is covered in feathers right now but we got Shamrock day and  P day coming up on March 14th so I hope y'all are excited uh spring is about to sprung spring  whatever uhing about spring yeah no more bushes no it's sprung sounded funnier no more snow cuz  I'm sick of I can't build a snowman and I'm not going to Google it I'm sure it could be easily  explain to me on how you build a freaking snowman but I keep kicking it and it explodes and it's  really fru

strating for me personally um but and we'll get new bugs and fish we're saying goodbye  to the emperor butterfly and hello to the peacock one the north hemisphere gets different like so  it goes literally like on what is happening in the world so the South hemisphere is in different  seasons than the North hemisphere which is pretty cool um right I think in March there's fog at 7  a.m. which is really fun it's just it's just the nice details you know details go a long way if you  look at the clo

thes that we're getting on Animal Crossing like I have a down jacket and down pants  like it's just the detail it's insane and the shoe don't get me started don't get me started it's  incredible um so let's talk about if samica a movie so Lionel would be Kelsey gramar Lionel is  honestly the next character out he is the one who I beat with uh net last night and felt really bad  about cuz he got really dizzy Renee Rihanna Owen Wilson would be Harve who has his own Island  in this new game so like

he does photography and like asks you to model um he's like a hippie  kind of looking guy he's a dog so that would be Owen Wilson Tom Nook I meant to take off Steve  Offerman because I decided Steve Carell would be Tom Nook KK Slider Dave Matthews I was really  proud of myself y Marshall the score Thomas Brody sster he's the kid from Love Actually oh he he  was in Game of Thrones okay um and then Elijah Wood would be lucky that mummy dog because he  to Elijah Craig uhuh and Colin frell I think

would play me I didn't spell his name correctly so  ignore that Timmy and Tommy so we would not Freaky Friday in this [ __ ] we would Parent Trap in this  [ __ ] would be played by Daniel Radcliff that'd be a good one uhhuh those are Tom nook's little  nephews and then Edward Norton blathers the owl in yep I agree with that so and then I think dodo  Airlines would be run by Nick Offerman because he those little side little popup in the movie to  give used break and I think Donald Glover would be

the guy who takes your ticket's not on the slide  but I agree with that yeah he's not on the slide uh red would be James Franco he's that little fox  who pulls up in that raggedy boat and sells you illegal thing he sold me one thing that was like  the actual Mona Lisa and then he sold me the the wolf statue in Rome uh yeah that was freaking fake  I was so mad Isabelle would be Nicole buers it was Nicole buers Nicole buers so she was on like girl  code on MTV back in the day and then she's just

a comedian she's on Conan O'Brien's like Network  for podcasting but she cool she the podcast wait I just said that okay so Sable who you know sews  stuff that's Aubrey Plaza for sure she's the back character mayel so this is the Able Sisters Mabel  would be Tina Fay and CPP who is the little fish guy or duck I can't remember what he is I think  he's a duck but he has the bo that will take you out for like a thousand bells to another Island  to get you know they have like the glowing moss and th

e vines that would be k McKinnon so now let  me just give you some visuals let me know when you see it see it okay who are you impressed the most  by because I yeah I'm just impressed with myself I guess oh yeah no these are yes this I mean yeah  these all fit I I I see no issue with this this casting thank you thank you I worked really hard  um okay Ino reverse Q&A tell me your problems and I'll tell you how Animal Crossing will solve them  um what is my problem um I'm bald how can anal Crossin

g solve that um well great so you can get a  design app and you can actually in the game change your hair any style you want any style I feel like  Pils well you can get pigtails well I feel like that's insulting to me cuz I can't grow hair so  I feel like I'd be no it's not cosplay that you do in this game okay okay problem solved problem  Sol testing give me a problem um I can't seem to get my life together how can I how can that how  can this help me so you disassociate you go into this world

where you have total control right so  you know you might I get really anxious and where I can't do a task but I go into this game and I go  and harvest some vegetables I go and I chop some wood and I create an item and like I'm like you  know what I can create things in real life and now have a sewing machine that I might not have used  yet but I'm gonna event can do anything you can do anything it's a very empowering game you don't  you don't need therapy okay you might but yeah you don't nee

d therapy you don't need ader all yeah  maybe you what is that you start small in the game and then you just build up to real life it's all  about baby steps and that's what animal crossing is all about hey hey that's uh let me do a little  bit of reverse therapy on you uh for us ADHD folks small steps first not not the hardest step yeah  not the hard not the hardest task first easiest task first yeah that'll get you warmed up and you  be like I did this small task I can do a hard task there you

go so maybe if you just incorporate  this into your daily schedu you wake up you're like you know what I'm going to do I'm going to  go ahead and like see what Tom Nook is given a special on like he's going to pay double the price  of whatever the special item is that they're going to buy from you at um Nooks cranny and you just  make like four of them and you've done you've done a task for today and then you're like oh  I can go to work I can make that spreadsheet I can lead this meeting it's

all thanks to  Animal Crossing it's all anal Crossing I like it oh well are you not convinced how can I  convince you no I can't commit murder in real life how can Animal Crossing help me with with  this you can't commit murder yeah I'm too afraid um so I mean you can hit people with Nets and  like push them away but you can't like really murder it's to there's like a guy who will show  up oh that's who I meant to say Nick Offerman was he was gonna be this guy who like or no Bill  Murray was sup

posed to be this drunk Pelican who shows up his name is golier um he would have  been perfect I'm so mad did not include him in that side you're good so if you don't wake  him up I mean could drown you can't Mur I got go I got goer and I had no idea how to get him  stick around then he left and I was sad you have to keep bugging him you have to keep like wake  up wake up and he's like I'm fine I'm fine no fine fine and then he do you do with the drunken  sailor what do you transponder it's like

a metal thing you have to go find all the parts and then  he gets back up but his whole ship doesn't like him and so they like I think they just threw him  off and they were like good luck buddy and he's like I got can't believe no one called saying  I was missing so I mean you know you could tell yourself that uh I did not wake him up and he's  just carried off in the SC okay um the I thought I really thought this game was supposed to be very  relaxing and that was [ __ ] you want to know it is

relaxing not no I was I was completely chill  I was shaking down trees I was getting Peaches I was getting sticks and thing I knew I was being  chased by wasps scared the [ __ ] out of me yeah did you have no I had no idea what was going on  next thing I knew I got a busted eye and I didn't know what to do what how do how do I get away how  do I get that's where I feel like it takes on the American Health System you have to pay to get  the antidote what's wrong with that it's should be free how

a net in your hand if you have a net  so when you're shaking a tree you should always have a net in your so you can catch the wasp and  then you can sell them for 2500 Bells C so you make a lot of money 2500 Bells yeah what if what  if I'm cutting down a tree um there's still so I would always shake a tree before you cut it okay  fruit trees you don't have to but if it's the pine trees fruit trees you don't have to interesting  no no no no it's just the Ws are going to be in the pine trees so j

ust have your net ready but  I'm I mean I'm always chopping but if I go to another Island I'm just kind of like blindly  chopping everything mean the the the the um if you if you do get stung twice like you're just  gonna wake up at your house it's not it scares it's scary scares it does get really scary I got  stung last night I was like I thought I was a pro um but can get you if you're like in the corner  and you have to turn and some you can run away if there's a house nearby and they are ho

me you  can get inside but if they hit you with that I'm out right now you're [ __ ] they're gonna if you  have a wet suit on you can dive into the water on a be the wear wet suit carry a net got it spend  more money and you'll be okay that's that's all I heard from okay um do our questions need to be  related to like what problems we have or can we just ask you questions now oh you can just ask me  whatever I'm done with my reverse oh okay perfect all right is there a m Tom Nook no he those  ar

e his nephews Timmy and Tommy uh so as far as I know he might be macking on Isabelle but  I don't think she's that kind of lady oh I had a followup question too what's the deal with the  sexual tension between Tom Nook and his secretary Isabella uh we don't really know I think she's  oblivious I think he I think he's too old I think he's just kind he's been around I think she's a  good wholesome woman and she ain't got time for him I think she is like the cream of the crop of  the island but she

didn't really leave her little post she does Tom Nook leave his post uh only if  I'm done paying off a bridge and he wants to have a party so most of the time he's in his office  with Isabella yeah oh that's all I need to know thank you appreciate it thank you for answering  my question were you between the lines yep that's all I heard from that okay um so speaking of time  note is he he a uh how do we feel about him is he really just a capitalistic uh slum Lord uh yes but  I mean again there's

no deadlines or interest but he doesn't like you pay for things Without Really  agreeing to them it's like already too late when you're like yeah I'm gonna upgrade my like you  just don't he's like what you really need to do is upgrade this house it looks like crap yes and you  can only do like one thing at a time it's like but I have to pay to move other people's houses and I  mean he like helps facilitate those conversations but really I'm like the rich person I like I  run that island and so

I get annoyed when he gets credit um like everything's named after him  and it's like are you sure sir I'm the one who's using my heart or Airline or my miles and my bells  and so I I mean he's not I can't say he's the slum Lord because he doesn't charge interest but it's  just to I think he just has it out for me I mean like if anyone who's like their own person but  um but he does gas like you into thinking that you need bigger and better yeah it it's like I've  earned it I've earned it it's

celebrated um and then people are annoyed with me when I'm like  working really hard they're like wow you just like don't have time for us and it's like [ __ ]  off I see a thought and I go running because they got their own problems like can you come over no  I'm building a new like Creek I've got to figure out how to make a heartshaped pond screw you no  you can change too many flowers it's just it's so and like I'm all by myself like work like  it is a lot I get stressed out when I see the fl

owers like my Mountain Seattle area is what I  used to call it can't even touch it it makes me so anxious because I'm like these people will  not help me and they get in the way they get in the way like I'm Shoveling get out of the  way I'm trying to put an item down um I think harboring like some resentment towards fictional  characters sure it happens Shout Out Last of Us uh what I have a I have I have two questions  I have two questions one is related to what you just said gra do the villager

s contribute at all  to the island or they just take space sometimes okay so you can do like city ordinances so like  you know help me pick up trash or I can make I guess it's like inflation but um you can make  prices of everything higher but when you sell things it also it's like the return is higher um  if it's like picking up weeds you can do that too but I kind of need those sometimes if I'm like  making Hedges so I just don't like people to touch them see it's all about control for me  but

I will still like hold it against them if they're not sometimes they do pay for Bridges but  it's like they might donate like 25 bills and I'm donating like 250,000 pills okay can you expand  the island like it seems like there's a lot going on for like a little island so like the area  not like you can put things everywhere so like my beach is built up like I've developed like a  board walk and have like little shops okay my dog is having a really good time in the corner stop  it stop it he's

just chasing his tail um so he doesn't do that normally um so you can like the  surface that you get so like you pick your like Island layout and originally I picked one that  like because you don't know how to cross rivers yet you don't want to do any of that because you  haven't built a bridge and so it was I did not plan well in the beginning and I'm like I'm just  suffering for it it's my life is so hard um and Animal Crossing but it's fine um and so you oh  my God I lost track of where I wa

s going I hate when that you can like you can build up like so  sometimes like a cliff might be in the way and you can like destroy it so you can give you more  surface area for whatever you're trying to build or whatever area um I am learning that like so  I'm like big on the perspective like having like waterfalls like kind of be teared out and like  having different like activity areas like here's a little picnic area or here's a little fake  restaurant that you can't really buy anything from

but I already made this food so here's like  a little station um you can have like a game room like a gym whatever um so you can expand in that  sense but like you will never get like like the ocean like surrounds you the ocean is the ocean  gotcha um I I have a question about Mr Nook um do you believe he has ever been to Epstein island  or do you think he is on the the guest list um he's definitely on the guest list I cannot yes  I could tell yes not confirm or deny that's fine he's been prett

y silent he's been pretty silent  I will okay followup question BC AI yes or no um I think it happens probably but I mean I think  my house like I have like a cat tower and it's like what is this about what I mean it's a little  concerning you're the only human on that island with a bunch of animals who are also humans which  makes me believe that there's a nuclear Holocaust that's happened in that Universe where humans  and animals combine to each other to make this uh atrocities against man we

ll there are like robot  like so nothing is like robot like there's like robot animals it's weird like there's like a robot  like I don't even know what the creature is it's it's Unique um but there's Kiki on my Island which  is my sister-in-law her name is Niki um I thought the same thing she so I don't think there is I  don't think anyone's in love with me I think they just all want to be my friend because I have money  money to get me to buy their stuff they overcharge me and then I'll take p

ity on them they're like ha  I'm like okay Chin Chang I'm coming for you he was the monkey that was supposed to like Revitalize  monkeys for Animal Crossing because they just like hav't been hitting it and guess what he  didn't but I won't kick him off my Island it's really hard for me to kick off someone from my  Island um but I really want to kick some of them off okay uh Preston for the sake of time I think  we can ask a couple more questions do that good with you do you have a couple more qu

estions uh  my my next question was uh [ __ ] Mary kill what she at oh God good question so inappropriate okay  let me if you don't want to answer the first one that's fine okay um maybe friend well friend oh  there you go there you go okay so I think okay kill Maybe does it need to be like  my current villagers or just like in general in general somebody that you  have a beef with is fine yeah okay I would kill kill mint she's this little a snoody  squirrel I have I've been trying to get a diff

erent squirrel and just not happening I would  marry lucky that dog The Mummy dog because I need that mummy dog um yeah yeah [ __ ] man  if I had gone with what the internet is saying I would have said I would have effed  Ana but that's just feels icky um so I will befriend Coco Coco oh yeah Coco okay the  weird cookie Bunny and then I think my my last question that I want to ask ask I'm looking  up right now oh questions which villager sucks the most oh my God uh freaking mint oh mint  yeah I g

uess questions answer Min is a [ __ ] but let me see I have so like my current  ones they're all ass according to online um hang on I have a list somewhere but I only  get like the worst ones oh um you know what I'm going to say this one named quillson it's  interesting you said that because that sounds very close to my name yeah yeah he looks like  I got my answer I got I I got all all right thanks folks that's it for that's it for today  all right this interview's over I'll share the screen if

it looks just like me I'm  I'm we're ending this is he bald he bald please be bald he's bald be bald God  I'm GNA be so gra start sharing the screen it looks exactly like it looks exactly like  me exactly like dang it I'm so pissed God okay that's fine bre you have any other questions  that that's all I got that's all you got I had a yeah that's I learn I learned all I need to know  about the about this so I hope you are thrilled to start playing and we can visit each other and  so first usuall

y all of my accomplishments I have car and a yacht oh so right so usually what we  do we rate the games on an ambiguous rating we don't get we don't do a number scale it's kind  of what firstand pops into our mind but since we're going with the presentation we're going  how we're going to rate your presentation and then then me and Preston will say if if we're GNA  continue playing the game or not so presson are you ready to give your rating or do you want me  to go first go first I America I th

ink this is a bundle of slightly green bananas and then there's  a reason for that it's like I say the presentation is very good and then I know that it could lead  to better things once the bananas have ripened so it's kind of like my Gateway I just got to wait  to get into it what does that mean that's what it means you don't listen to the podcast say what  understand just say you're going to do it or not I okay you know I get that was a good rating that  was a good rating your presentation I

enjoyed the presentation I thought it was very good so [ __ ]  you I can't believe I can't believe I gave you a platform and you're gonna do this to me very good  job on the presentation I very much enjoyed it um I think I might I might I might hop back in I  might hop back in there we go okay that's all I needed [ __ ] gez or your listeners need to  know yes or no marketing 101 I never took it say you did anthropology what the [ __ ] do you  know about marketing I was business for like two year

s get out of here any who Preston what's your  rating I'm looking forward to uh kind of getting back into it um yes well well I I have learned  more about I didn't know it got so deep like like there's there's a lot going on in inside all  this I don't have a rating I don't have a rating but you're presentation was uh fantastic I really  liked it the font and the execution was fantastic thank you thank you I like my rating a lot what  any closing remarks before we adjourn um I think you should p

lay it a switch is cheaper than you  know two years of therapy okay it's good to know good to know especially in America disclaimer  I'm not I'm not a mental health person I am a glorified travel she's hardly your person that's  correct that's that it was a different episode but a fun episode we like to thank Gracie Gracie  thank you very much for coming in and dedicating a lot of time it was fun it was a lot of fun thank  you for coming on the Pod absolutely maybe we'll do it again someday mayb

e we'll get maybe I'll  leave you in charge of creating an island for us and then like we'll come back and give it a good  rating I don't want by want you to delete the your current Island so we'll figure something out  okay but you know if we made money on this podcast I would share it with you but until then all we  can do is a pizza party or at least a high five um we don't have money for a pizza party so you're  getting a high five yep y but before we go please be sure to share this with you

r friends family  family friends and the neighborhood bully they might make they might make fun of you but you'll  never know actually in the neighborhood bully will for sure I got another cramp oh God damn it oh God  really is that extreme how like always if you're a new listener I don't know I just bent my leg  in a weird way if you're a new listener please follow us on all our social media no matter how  shitty you may be join in engage with us on X uh call me a [ __ ] if you want to that's f

unny  I'll block you that's also funny but if you got direct feedback from us please reach out to  our email and send us a nice or mean message but at the end of the day the podcast has to end and  unfortunately Gracie will have to leave us I hope you've enjoyed Preston how long we been going for  uh let let's see we've been going for hour and 45 minutes that is hour and 45 minutes that's a good  episode good you know of us talking and everything and with that good night everybody and kiss kiss 

hope you have a you had a good time today God will what what I was just kissing our listeners good  night they might listen to this in the well they might listen to the morning so I take it back  I take it back editor editor Mark that Gracie thought it was too cringe Preston enjoyed it I  think EX so EXO Preston is still the Gossip Girl