When Desis Go To PARIS For The First Time

They say you should learn a bit of French before going to Paris. Lemme learn some cuss words first. Breadford in French (ofc not writing the actual one) "Will I get a discount?" in French. This 15-day ling Europe trip only sounds good. Now where tf do I get 15 underwear from? FIFTEEN. The entire budget for the trip will be spent on this only. I packed in a hurry this time Hopefully everything's there. Paris packing list. Passport. Sweater. Pen? Are people there still using quills? I need to tak

e it from here? Won't I get one there? Or will the French police send us back to first fetch a pen from Ramu Stationery? Then only shall you pass. "So we don't say Paris" "We say" "Pahree" Pahree. Aight mom, it's one, I'm going to Pahree. You wanna go to a party at one o'clock??? PARTY?? AT ONE O'CLOCK?? "Pahree" Lessgo x 3 ~kabhi khushi kabhi gham~ I'll miss you a lot. ~Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham~ Take care of yourself. This is the Hritik Roshan of our trip. "That's exactly what I was about to sa

y." Keeps working all the time. I'm Farhan with the jokes. I'm nothing. Yeah you definitely are not Hritik so obviously... (emotional damage) Aight bro. When I find a Katrina there no... "It won't be Katrina but Kati-na" Such exceitement for the trip! WOW. Crazy excitement guys we're going to Europe. We're going to Paris first Tell me what all we're going to see in Paris? "We'll see the Eiffel Tower" Eiffel Tower, yes! And? The main thing there is Eiffel Tower. And? What else is there? So, Eiffe

l Tower. (make it stand) This is the planning for the trip. 5 people onboard, don't even know 5 places. Now whoever is found sleeping in the flight, I'll splash water on their faces. (bro's a menace) Whyyyy? Bro, no one sleeps on a fren's trip. (dads after waking up everyone on the trip) (traitor) (you dare use my spells against me Potter?) Yo the game hasn't started yet! I'll start the game. Must be asleep must be asleep I'll douse him in water. (bombastic eye) (awek chek passed) She must deff

o be asleep. (take 2. Action) Oh, sorry. Sorry sorry. Definitely asleep. He's definitely asleep. (basilisk be like) You getting up or should I pour more? "Ayo get lost" ~travel vlog music~ (incoming WWE move) *BONK* *BONK* (oh no the bed...it's broken) Bro it's not broken is it??? It's not broken right??? This bed is not meant for my antics. Now this is our fren for 15 days. So we booked a room to see the Eiffel Tower, and, only half is visible. Will we get half the refund too? If I go to debat

e this, they'll say they said it would be visible and it is. We never mentioned half or full. Scammed. We got scammed. And from my window, what boxers of uncle the aunty is hanging out to dry are visible. Instead of French Eiffel Tower we'll be seeing VIP Frenchies of uncles. Ohohoho who art thou French tourist what is this? Gautami de France di, du- What? du Plessis. Here too they sell desi carnival toys. I didn't find Paris a lewd place at all. Everyone here wears good clothes. Not much nud!ty

. My kinda place ngl. India is unnecessarily infamous Everywhere it's the same shit. Look at this "Nicholas-" New generation, they don't wanna promote love just their Insta IDs. Give them all shoutouts. We need foreign audience for Slayy Point. - Yea foreign audience lessgo. Pen pen where's the pen. PEN - PEN. Ohohoo! PEEEEEN. - This is what they asked to bring the pen for. We had to bring a pen for this! Now I know why Paris is called the city of love. Lotsa love. Too much of love in fact. I wa

nna go back home on the very first day itself. Yo stop it book an OYO or something. Someone just proposed to someone and that girl even said yes! In front of us! Live! And everyone was pressurizing them by applauding. *something French* Switch on the torch! Switch it on! Yo what are you asking someone with low battery to do... What rip off concert have you brought us to bro The other couples are making us work. (second male leads be like) "The pain of love" "is hidden in the heart" "To tell you

the truth" "her love...has made me cry a lot" I also fell in love with the food here. (ONG) And oh my god Dip the bread in chocolate And. "Got the taste?" Now we've come to the Love Lock Bridge. Where everyone puts a lock for their love. All of which were removed by the Government. (anti-cupid smh) Now none is left. (hope spotted) These ones are still there. Gina and Louis. Oh then imma also put up one. My name is not fitting in. (Average RCB fan trying all hacks to make the team win) (I like =

1 prayer for RCB victory) Done? Brooo my love is immortal. This Abhyudaya-RCB thing is now in Paris! Even Virat Kohli could leave RCB but after this, I would never. "Oh RCB-Abhyudaya- now it's permanent. RCB will never win." "You jinxed it." "You stuck it on there!" "Virat Kohli, now you never gonna win" "because Abhyudaya has put a lifetime jinx on it." "Issa jinx dude confirmed." (poor guy xD) So guys we're here at Musée du Louvre- Musée du Louvre (leviOsa not leviosA) Louvre- Louvre (but wit

h the correct pronunciation) Louvre (an attempt was made) Yes. We'll also take the Taj Mahal photo guys. "Right right, I mean, your left." Upwards, upwards. Here, here. Here, here. (more "here here" to make Abhyudaya suffer) "This boi is really working hard." Hither hither hither. So why do people actually come here? Mostly to see the Mona Lisa painting. I have brought here, the real painting. Original. Majnu Bhai's painting. (=welcome movie ref) "Rocking...Horse." *cacophony of neighs and bray

s* I'm telling you, today this should be put atop Mona Lisa. What is Mona Lisa in front of this? They keep talking about Da Vinci. When will Majnu Bhai get attention? Everyone keeps thinking right, whether Mona Lisa laughs or cries? Today she'll cry. (getting the rightful treatment) There's the Mona Lisa. Quickly take out the masterpiece. We've put real art in the world's greatest art museum. Mona Lisa is the second best art piece in this museum now. That uncle is zooming on that very area for t

he photo. Uncle how much you gonna zoom? (bro caught in 4k ultra surround sound) Uncle zoomed in on that spot. There. Uncle seems to have colourful interests. He's throwing a left-handed ball like Malinga. Um-uh cricket ball. A bit up, a bit to the side (cha cha slide) A lil to the centre yeah good. Yeah got it. "Lift your hand up Abhyudaya" Wait its too deep in. (lush biomes) We've come to Disneyland. And the biggest cartoon here is This. Is it compulsory to wear this in Disneyland? It's necess

ary! It's the dresscode! This is a girls' hairband. *sings Lahore* Let's go Minnie. (the lore behind 3 am Mickey horror calls) Wanna go on a date? Viewed a kids' cartoon from the unholy lens. Wasn't it summer here? It's Paris. - There are thorns Thorns on hands. I had brought a sweater but had to buy a jacket here. What cold is this stopping why buy this? So this thing you've worn it will keep it sealed. Look, it's sealed right? "Mission failed. We'll get 'em-" KeEpS iT SeALeD. Whenever a Disney

movie begins this is the castle shown. "-hyperspace mountain-" "I'll have to leave." "It was written not for low blood pressure-" It said "expected mother not allowed" Wasn't blood pressure. You an expecting mom? "I AM AN EXPECTING MOM" What are you expecting? What have you done Urmila? OMG. MAGIIIC. OH MY GOD GUYS. Three! Two! One! GO! *screaming prayers* *screaming intensifies* NOOOOOOOO (subtitles in video) (When the cockroach starts flying) *a symphony of screams* (when the cockroach disap

pears) NOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOO MOOOOREEEEE (soul left enroute) This was so fun!! This was fun?? (Back to original timeline) Have we been launched into space? Your curly hair turned straight that was so fast. Yea they actually are straight. Disneyland. Happiest place on Earth. I feel very happy. "I feel like a drunk after this ride." "They should change its name to Hyperspace Drunkard." NONONONONONO - We're facing the wrong side. The wrong side. WE'RE SITTING INCORRECTLY AAAA - WE'RE SITTING INCORRE

CTLY *more screaming* So beautifuuul We're inside the tunnel Sorry fish! Sorry fish! Sorry fish I won't eat I'm vegetarian starting today. I'M VEGETARIAN STARTING TODAYYY I'M VEG I'M VEG I'M VEG I'M VEG I'M VEG I'M VEG *in a more shaky font* I'M VEG - IT'S DANGEROUS- We just had something to eat why did we get on this... *gags* *more gagging* (Soul left body count: 2) My brain is scrampled. I've found a trick. I won't look at the view anymore. I'll only look at the camera. If you look into the c

amera and not the view what'll you be afraid of. (Mission passed. Respect +) *meanwhile more screaming* Oh nooo. He looks so young but he's 30 years old. Mickey Mouse got a plastic surgery Today this has been revealed. We all think oh he's so young kids yea Botox, botox. Plastic surgery and all he's got done. Avengers Campus. (when did Minnie join Avengers) AVENGER. We're gonna lose to Shakal if Avengers were like this. (= a fishy movie villain) Here we can get limited edition Avengers boxers. I

'll get one for dad. (same. love him 3000) (Mission failed. We'll get him next time) *Text: I'm ded dumbass* Left you on seen. Eyyy he's looking at you. He's looking at you. He's copying you. Oh sh!t The one who owns this park His head has been shat upon by pigeons. Pigeons crapped on his bald head. (the disrespecc is wild) A fan meetup in Disneyland yeaaaa *cheering* Yo y'all pushed me away Pushed me away *laughter* In the end, there's a Disneyland special light and firework show. Which isn't v

isible at all coz all the dads are carrying their kids on shoulders. Yo kid move outta the way. Yo if you are tiny what should we do about it. Dude even I have bought a ticket. This is Mickey, getting happy from today's earnings. Whoa. Swag. From Paris- - I wasn't looking French enuf So I became a lil French. What is French in this? This has made it French. What what? This turtle...turtleneck And what did you borrow from me in the morning show that too. It's hidden. It's hidden. - Show the belt!

Show. THIS IS A LADIES' BELT. IT'S MINE. "You've robbed me of my dignity" The Eiffel Tower here. And below it rickshaws. They've even put an Apple logo like rickshaws in India. Sister is driving? Yo a couple is driving it?? They're running away. Dude they aren't even going on the road, they're going into the garden. In India we make stuff that's hard to copy. This has a couple hundred copies back at our place. Literally bro all the electricity towers look like this. In Mumbai they've put a bed

underneath the Eiffel. Hollow Eiffel. This is the malnourished child of the real Eiffel Tower. Nagpur has special service. There are balloons and dinner beneath the Eiffel Tower. Chicken Tangdi kebab is being served beneath Eiffel. The girl there is dreaming about the Eiffel in Paris. Boyfriend be like: here, train tickets to Nagpur. If this Eiffel Tower saw those ones It will crumble with depression. "These are samosas you want some?" "Rs 5 per piece Rs 5" - It looks like he's bringing samosas

in packet. So we're here at Eiffel Tower, the most tourist spot, without ticket. Such an amazing Eiffel Tower and they've put up underwear everywhere. Bro look at that lift. How it's going. Kinda ancient it goes tilted since the Tower is slanting. We'll go by a slanting life it'll be fun it'll be fun. *glass and dreams shatter* So guys. We came here without a ticket. Everything is full here. And we've got, the stairs ticket. (RIP legs) Meaning the entire Eiffel Tower We'll have to climb by stair

s. Our bad luck is cursed man How are we gonna climb this much... Lift is full?? How tf does a lift get full? We need to go till there. Till there. Seven, eight, nine, ten - It's done This much is done we didn't get tired Yeah yeah let's see the view must be here. (the view is there. not the expected one) Even the building in front is taller. Who must've been the last person to climb through here huh? (the old man and that lil girl) Construction people? People say Paris is very unsafe. Pickpocke

ts take stuff out of your pockets. (Very outta the pocket things) This is the safest place. Because even thieves don't take the stairs. It's gone. Now there's one benefit to taking the stairs. That we can see all the innards of Eiffel Tower intestine, kidney, liver everything. All the beauty and swag from outside the inside is just as warehouse-ish - There are iron wires. We've reached the first floor!! Celebrate!! They're getting clicked with a photo of Eiffel Tower after coming inside the Eiff

el Tower. You are all red in the face. Your mug is totally red. Show bro. This must be the first monument to poke fun at broke or people who didn't get a ticket. All red from exhaustion. It fucken wimdy. Someone give her the Oscar. My clothes are falling off from the wind. Eughh "Wow brilliant you're the king of acting by god" AAAaaaaAAAAEE If some doctor is watching can you tell us if the brain is also affected from climbing stairs? In life, idk about success we do keep climbing stairs of touri

st spots. After a full hour we've finally reached Second floor. The whole of Paris is visible from here. Yo don't take your hand out it'll fall down! Do I look broken or something- Nothing is visible. You donkey look at this You need to put money in this. 1 euro for the view. No bro all is visible with my eyes. It's perfectly visible. *a round of applause for the 10/10 vision*W (the better binoculars) My home is visible. Hello mom. What planet are you looking at at least point it down. Thankfull

y the stairs were only till here. After this we have the lift. Where's the ticket?? If we don't have tickets they won't allow us it would be stairs again. I gave them to you. Dude don't do time pass- - Look at this pocket it's empty. Then let's jump. Let's jump from here. - Yo wait wait up Come hither let's jump. Then you'll go upwards directly. Cmon let's jump. Yea this idea seems good, if we jump then we can reach up directly- Let's go let's go - Dive- ~chill vlog music~ So now we're at the to

p. The topmost of the top. And after paying all that extra money we can see the same view. Exactly the same. It's not even a lil different from the other. It took up an hour to reach the top. And we were there for 2 minutes. So we planned everything... really well. Dude don't we have some blanket or something to sit on? No. Then imma keep this. EYYY I PAID 10 EUROS FOR THIS IT'S EXPENSIVE NOOOO "HOW DARE YOU" First watch this from there then watch that from here This is all we have to do here.

All day. Alongwith a French hat *windows log off sound* (the hat has left the chat) AAAAAAAAA Ewwwwww Ewwwwwww You look so bad. *supposedly French??* What? What what- *Text: pigeons eating nugget???* (cannibirdism??) "Abhyudaya-" - "We'll beat you, I'll beat you real hard if you eat that" The chikin is already ded "DUDE NO EEEEEE" Aight, here have it. Throw it. Throw it there. *laughter* (live footage of me trying to make friends) "Dude tf is he doing" Food huh? Eat it what happened. Now you do

n't want it? Don't want it now?? "You eat it dude" I don't eat already eaten food. *more laughter* Here have it - I won't eat it "You fed it to the crow" "eat it eat it" - It'll be some additional spices "It's good it's good really it's fine" (it's a trap my guy, it's a trap) (NOOOOOO WHYY) "It was at this moment he knew" "the frens you trust the most, are the ones that betray you" DUDE NOOOO - EWWWWW WHY DID YOU DO THAT?? *laughs in schadenfreude* ARE Y'ALL MAD "DID YOU EAT IT??" "I spat it out

" *more screaming* "ARE YOU MAD WHY TF DID YOU EAT IT" So guys now we're going to the PSG Football team stadium. And y'all know, I'm a fan of Manchester United. The back also says Ronaldo. I'm going to Messi's stadium lemme hide this. I hope no one sees it or they'll ban me from there. Aren't you scared? Oh they'll cuss me out in French which I won't understand a word of. Bro everyone - Messi, Mbappe, Neymar - everyone plays here. When everyone is here to watch the live match then why has every

one got a TV? Yeah mom? I'm watching the match in the stadium Yeah everything is visible nicely from here. It looks very different from here. ManU had driven PSG into dust here itself. Manchester United!! RCB!! This is the wrong stadium for this. If I had played football for two more years, then I would've been the next Messi. Oh that I had to leave for studies. I accidentally scored well in Board exams. So dad made me pursue engineering. Dude otherwise I was the next Neymar. Show show open it.

If someone saw this- DUDE MORE PEOPLE ARE COMING TO SIT BESIDE US DOOFUS show show open it and show. Show what resides in your heart. (fake fans be like) (even more Real excitement) I haven't the foggiest who these people are. After injury this is where the players get a massage. They do a massage by rubbing the Navratan oil MASSAGE (Navratan ad that totally exists) Bro Messi had lied down here Here's the physio room and directly in front is the dressing room. You wanna lie down on Messi? (tha

t might get...messi. I'm sorry) *camera clicks* *paparazzi camera clicks* (meanwhile the shirt inside: am I a joke to you?) Who dat who did I get clicked with?? Which Sanchez is this? I needed pics only till there. All this is not needed. - You were the one who went the extra mile. This is where Messi sits. Here. Exactly here. Right here. *kissing noises* The security guy went for lunch, and I took hold of the opportunity Both are GOATs but I like to say SIUUUUUUUUU And Messi likes to win the Wo

rld Cup. And before someone sh0t us he wore his jacket again. *applause* My fans. (very cool) 10 goals I'm bagging by myself. Girlfriend. Where did she go? (she...needs to exist before she goes) Yoo she's talking to some other guy. Eyyy! I'll see to this after the match. (game match or love match remains to be seen) You also are blowing kisses to other girls. (ikr? the double standards) Because, I'm a player no. (bro caught in 8k surround sound-) OH PLAYER PLAYER Grass... oh ho grass. (Gamers wh

en they go outside) The player and manager have spat on it. All the bench players sit here. Then at some point Messi, Mbappe, and Neymar must've sat here. They must've at least farted here once for sure. (Nah bro he just did not) (was it some psychedelic fart) *groans* *passes out* (not really) And players don't sit on regular seats. Bro this is a heated seat. Temperature up and down. So this was the last thing. We're on the ground here. Now it's just the exit after this. So I took off my entire

jacket. Coz even if they drive us out after this what's the big deal. We anyway have to exit. (it's big brain time) Then they'll kick you out it won't be a normal exit for you then. "Mbappe steps up first" "AND MBAPPE-" *news reporting* "Bismillah" Here all the trophies are kept. This is used for making pulao. And this is for kadhai paneer. The one they couldn't win, they put up a photo of it there. Ambition, aim, all that was written there. The RCB stadium also must be having an IPL trophy dra

wn somewhere. They don't have it. He has come to buy a Messi jersey after sporting a Ronalso jersey. (haha sporting geddit? eh? ok) Dude- EXPOSED. You've been captured by the camera. Dude both are good. Both are good. Messi is gonna leave this time after looking at this toy. Is this Messi? Uncle Messi? *accordion plays* Here the painters are making such nice painting of everyone. So I thought even Gautami deserves a nice painting of herself. I've sought him far and wide and he'll make a brillian

t painting. "Look at him" She'll get amazing Paris art. You'll have to get this laminated. *glass shatters* (I mean V also got his own made so it's fine hehe) It's looking great so far. The real Mona Lisa is being made here. It's being made nicely. It's being made nicely. Now I am looking good today what should I do. Yeah even your painting is looking good. Put it up on your wall after getting is laminated properly. Uhh seems like uncle is in love with Gautami. WHOAAAAAA HOHOHO. (That was indee

d a surprise) WOW. It's the same right? Completely real. (Those eyes promised mordor) It's 20 euros. And now she's the one who has to pay for this. "He's paparazzi?" Yeah he's always recording me. Dude don't hit me in public not in public- Not in public- whaaa? Charged 20 euros for this. Who is this this ain't me. What similarity is there. Uh uh lips?? You think the lips are similar?? She can kiss four people simultaneously with them lips. Something poop-like also fell on this. So it is necessar

y to have the finishing touch of sh!t on sh!t. She must have to buy a new lipstick daily. She'll swipe once and it'll be over. You know what looks faker than the lips? Your jawline. (now that right there is a violation) Look down look down. Where is this jawline?? What is this how did he make such a fit Gautami?? This behind us is the Arc de Triomphe. Cheap knock-off of India Gate. Even though India Gate was made after this but this is the copy. These people copied the thought we had first. Yeah

yeah yeah. - We just built it later. Okay this is done. Tourist spot tick. Let's go to the next. To the next. ~Stay~ I think no one told these girls that you can skip a rope by yourself. I can do this better than them- (audio lost. maybe for good purpose) Even the mannequin is running away after seeing the expensive prices. Then why should we not run. Yeah brother one butter chicken one jeera rice, and one jeera aloo. You've noted it right? Yessir. I've written it sir. Two...one... Yes yes it's

started. It's started. Yeeeeees Something new we saw guys. Something crazy happened. (Crazy? I was crazy once) So today on the last day after struggling for four days, a hack came to mind. So this pipe that's there, if you take this From here to here then keep it here. And then switch it on, and behold your work is done. (task failed successfully) Now keep it down. Dude- Open this and- Open- Dude *aggressive splashing* Uh Sor-sorted guys. Now you can wash yourself. (and battle a basilisk at the

same time) Wash yourself. (Man vs Wild: Bathroom edition) AYEEEEEEEE NOOOO DUDE- (that spray washing everything than what was intended) Close close close close close it DUDE NO Close it. Close it. So if you know how to open and close the tap on time then you can wash yourself like this. Your bathroom will be flooded butt at least your derriere would be cleansed. So that's it for today guys. That's all for part 1 Paris. And after this we went to Spain and south of France. So to watch that in Par

t 2, subscribe. And we'll see you guys in the next one. (Toodles!) Yo look. Kids' ball. Should we return it? They ran away and prolly didn't notice. (some people just wanna watch the world burn) YOOOOOO (Abhyudaya's spirit got taken over by PSG) Dude where did it go?? RUN. (DUNDUNDUN)