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The Anime Man

6 years ago

Goodbye everyone I is I don't make a lot videos in Japanese as you see see... uh .... not "see" ?>?> Because of my appearance, they tend not to think that I am a so-called hafu I'm actually half japanese half aussie and I'm living in Japan I'm actually half japanese half aussie and I'm living in Japan I was born and raised in Australia My mother is not Japanese and now I`m pretending to live in Japan but I don't think there is any viewers who know japanese Because I usually speak English in my v
ideos I don't have much Japanese viewers. But I think that is kinda wasteful weaboos like hearing me speak Japanese , otherwise that`s kinda wasteful So, I decided to make this video I thought i would give it a try What I`m gonna do is, as you know Kochira "Akibento" This is The Akibento Box This is The Akibento Box I've introduced another one earlier with subtitles I made a video like this before but that wasn't only japanese but this time, This time I going to make the video entirely in japane
se without using any english words at all I'm not using subtitles The reason is because I decided to put myself in a situation I've only lived in Japan and can't speak English at all , you know Simply put, I'm going to intense honorable drums completely dismiss my regular viewers. So for those of you who don't know what this is There is probably people who don't know about this To put it simply Akibento is a box full of anime/otaku goods and the theme of the box changes everymonth Akibento is si
mply put kind a gift-box sending us some anime-goods for geek once a month, based on a certain theme This type of japanese video probably shouldn't have any subtitles into Japanese videos like this "I knOw jApaNesE I kNow JapaNeSe" Some say, "I can understand Japanese. I can understand Japanese" The people who say that is all talk but the fact is that they are just lying, is all You can use Google Translation or whatever, so This like a experiment to see if you can understand what I say I wanna
know if you can understand what I am talking about I`ve got a really heavy one this month. I`m wondering what's inside This one is really heavy i wonder what's inside opens box Here we go this month's theme is This ones theme is ... I'm japanese so I'm not gonna read it I'm Japanese, so I can't read what`s written here. Let's start with this t-shirt First the t-shirt Akibento-san designs the T-shirts These t-shirts are Akibento's original design every month This year's shirt is... not "this year
" ※ "this month" Instead of "monthly", it`s become "yearly" Woa, this is so cool. Oh this is kinda cool There's something written in English, but What's writtin on the shirt I can't read it I totally can't read it. (plz try understanding this skit) Is this Soul Eater? Is this soul eater. Yeah it is soul eater yea, it's Soul Eater because this is Maka looking at the twintails, this looked like Miku a little bit This blue color made me think so It's pretty cool right? Isn't it cool Even if you don
't know Soul Eater you could wear this outside It's not bad right? This is so light that I feels nothing is in this box This is so light like there is nothing inside of it. Totoro's... This is Totoro's ... What was it? What was the name of this... I was trying to remember this name but I got a voice, or a high pitched noise ANYA! Makkurokurosuke, that's right Makkurokurosuke Makkuro Kurosuke yeah. I`m having a Makkurokurosuke's box It's so light like there is nothing inside of it There's somethi
ng inside, but it's extremely light. It has to be that right? Then... it can only be one thing. Just as I thought it is I knew it It is Here we go It's Makkuro Kurosuke's keyholder I got a Makkurokurosuke keychain It's so cute and fluffy It's got cute fuzzies When I was in kindergarten, I was watching Totoro. I watched it all the time with my sister. I was always a fan of its Every single time I saw a scene with Makkurokurosuke in it... Umm... You know that scene when they fly for the first time
at that scene We used to make the sound together Over and over I guess something about it was funny to us... I think this is a Rukia`s It looks like Rukia's figurine figurine or something It doesn`t look like a figurine and it's not a Pop vinyl you know I often get those Pop vinyls... like those Marvel superhero ones etc... There are different characters aswell Here are some other characters Out of these... From these I would like to get Nel or Ulquiorra not Grimmjow thou I'd prefer Nel or Ulqu
iorra I'm fine without Grimmjow But Rukia's good as well, so I`m happy with this But Im glad it's Rukia Is this Kuroshitsuji's wristband? This is a Black Butler`s... wristband or something *rip* Ahhhhh, I ripped it! It won't fit... It doesn't fit. There's no way this`d fit! This thing doesn't fit. How small do they think my hands are? How small do they think my hand is?! And this was as far as it fit This is the limit It's just a restraining device, you know I don`t really I don't really like th
ese kind of...OUCH Ow ow ow ow ow The design is cool, but... The design is cool but personally I don`t really wear this kinda thing I don't like putting things on my wrists. I'm fine with rings but stuff like wristwatches.... because I have thin wrists, My hand is big so nothing fits nothing fits. Even this doesn't fit. This doesn't fit aswell I don't know whether it`s my fault or this ring`s fault, though Is it because my hands are too big or because this thing is too small I don't know. ahhh O
h! This is This is.. laughs Hold on a sec! Wait a second what was that thing What was with that feint!? Look at this. Look at this it's Berserk It's Berserk. I Do LOVE Berserk. I LOOOVE BERSERK It's one of my best favorite mangas Yea! Seein` that I got Berserk made me happy , which is what I thought, but it was the 3D version. I mean, 3Ds just... make me cry It's not 3Ds are touching or anything like that it's just so ridiculous which makes me cry This isn't Berserk at all. This is not Berserk!
It's a monster that looks like Berserk. This is a monster looking like Berserk If they would've used Miura Sensei's manga cover or something like that I`m sure I would've been talking about how great Berserk is a lot Yea... I'm done with this. Well, I can't read what's on here because I can`t read English. (plz try understandin`) I don't know english so i can't read this Looking at the box and its golden letters tells me that As you can see on this golden writing this is Akibento's exclusive g
oods this is Akibento`s exclusive item. This is one of those goods that you can only get from Akibento. Things you can't see anywhere else It's... sliding around in there I hope it's fine zelda noises what is this what's this. I've got a paper There is a paper L E D CRYSTAL NECKLACE (best engrish) Oh, wait I can`t read English (I forgot the setting) Ah I forgot i wasn't gonna speak english Here. another jojo refrance Ooooooo This is super cool! its super cool Oh, wait a sec, it's not coming out
Ah wait a minute it won't come out Oh, wait a sec, it came out! Ahh wait a minute it's stuck It looks like you can turn this... It glowed! Can you see it? It's somewhat glowing Can you see it like this? Can you see it like this? Oh you can you can OooOoo You can see it There is light in the crystal So there's a light inside... And, And when you do this... Ah it stopped if you go like this... there, it`s stopped I don't know... I don't know it's is cool but It's cool but... Where can you wear thi
s? where should I wear this? The only place to wear this should be a club but Even if you go to a club, the lights around you would be so stronger than this light, so this wouldn`t work at all Well, you're not going to be able find this anywhere else and this design that seems to tribute Soul Eater I... I like this This is good. 10 points (out of 100) Not that I am evaluating things though... (I started evaluating without any reason) And the last this thing I introduce is... And the last thing i
s.... What's this? who's this? Roger's Base Roger's Base? I do want to stay in character as the Japanese youtuber that can't speak English at all, but I wasn't going to talk in english because I'm a japanese youtuber But I want to introduce the guest properly so lets take a break I want to introduce this goods, as a guest, so just this once, lemme just read these English "What's you favorite anime?" The featured youtubers favorite anime is one piece One Piece especially since it's this kind of d
esign... As you can see from this design aswell "What kind of anime do you like?" "What kind of anime do you like?" Shounen anime. Yeah Shounen anime I knew it "Hobbies?" Hobbies are : Playing games ,ryori, poetry Gaming, cooking, singing "Favorite food?" Favoruite food is: Shrimp scampi? the fucks that? "What anime are you watching now?" The animes that he is watching now is One Piece, One Piece ,Boku no Hero Academia, Shingeki no Kyojin My Hero Academia, and Attack on Titan "Do you have any p
ets?" "Do you have any pets?" "No." No Favoruite character: Mineta from Bnha "Favorite anime character?" Mineta from My Hero Academia Who was Mineta? Who was Mineta? (↑this) ^ this is Mineta There we go, so these are what I got this month from Akibento and that concludes this akibento opening I don't know if they deliver Akibentos to Japan but just in case, for those who want next month's Akibento I`ve put the link in the description below So check it out So uhhh... You know, I guess I haven`t b
een enough to call myself a Japanese youtuber I believed making an unboxing video would be enough for me to be a Japanese youtuber, you know Yeah I failed miserably. I probably won't ever do this kind of video I think I'll never make another video like this, but, if you are my Japanese viewers, and if you want me to make videos like this, every once in a while, then, please like this video I totally messed that up. And, for those of you English speakers who regularly watch my videos I promise th
e next video is going to be in English Next video will be english Probably, everyone has already skipped this video by seeing the Japanese title I know... It's ok... You don't need to watch. And finally, if you`re biligual And if you are bilingual and watching this video I have a favor to ask who can speak both Japanese and English and are watching this video, I would like you to do me a favor: Please add subtitles(I did my best) Plz add a Japanese subtitles. *Cries in Japanese* Adding English s
ubtitles are fucking pain How long do you know it takes to put a Japanese subtitle? Do you know? Do you know? Those of you who only know Japanese; those of you that only know English. Do you know? I mean, how pain it is adding a subtitle One by one, Stopping it, writing, and again stopping and writing and stopping and writing over and over and over again I`m jealous of Japanese youtubers cuz they only have Japanese viewers They don`t have to... add an English subtitle It must be nice Really nice
So, in this video, this is kanda resistance: rebellion against the society My way of rebelling Now the stupid skit is done; I`ll never make another stupid video like this, Let's meet in a better video so I'll see you all in the next video. See ya. See ya Wait for the after credits!!! RUUUUDEEEEEE

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