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foreign the next story was inspired by one of the most  horrific South Park episodes ever to air the episode was based on a young teenager named  Scott tennerman who torments Cartman for the majority of the episode Cartman really gets  in a hissy fit when Scott films him singing some sort of embarrassing Pig nursery rhyme in  hopes that he would get his money back but of course he didn't in a Pursuit for Revenge  Cartman gets back at Scott by getting him to eat a chili with the contents of well

who he  orchestrated to get taken out by a local farmer we wanted to create a creepy sequel inspired  by the episode here's what it looked like oh it's so delicious oh the tears of unfathomable  sadness yummy it's so delicious guys that's all for today folks I threw the fat lard in the ground  in a fit of rage as I yelled Garmin I hate you I'm gonna make you pay for this you little psycho oh  look at the little cry baby oh it's got sad that it's dead a group of people then held me back  as I vow

ed that I would never let that little brat get away with this how about you shut your  goddamn mouth and cry me a Rivers goddamen I broke free from people grasp and stormed off in  a rage still holding back my tears after that nightmare I couldn't eat for days I was in shock  my brain couldn't comprehend how such a gullible little fatty was able to ruin my entire life  like that in an instant it was all so wrong I ran away from all those people and took Refuge  at my aunt and uncle's house they

did their best to try and comfort me but it just wasn't  the same nobody can compare to my mom and dad after they died I laid in some unfamiliar bed  in my aunt and uncle's guest bedroom for days just rotting it wasn't until the funeral that I  managed to claw back a shred of my former Spirit God that was an awful day too it was fittingly  rainy and gloomy for the entire service but I stuck it out and paid my respects in the rain and  did so peacefully well I was peaceful until I saw him I caugh

t the stubby little side of him out  of the corner of my eye standing on a hill and watching over the burial with his eyes fixed on me  even though he was on the horizon I could tell he was smiling like this was all just hilarious to  him all of a sudden I felt that righteous anger turn which lit a fire inside of me I broke  out from the crowd and charged up the hill ready to give him a piece of my mind got here  I'm gonna make you regret your entire life oh no what are you gonna do Scott tederm

an  You're Gonna Make Me Dance and beg for my 16 and 12 cents again I don't think that's  gonna bring you back from the chilly underworld I'm gonna make you beg for mercy I swear if he  wasn't a little kid I would have ended him right then and there my stupid family had to grab me and  pull me away from him again and then Shield him from me like he wasn't responsible for my deaths  I bet that chili tasted better than Wendy's hey Scott remember this I'm a little picky here's  my snout oink oink o

ink oh my god's got Denim and you're such a freaking loser you shouldn't  have humiliated me otherwise none of this would have happened pick up bury those chilies before  they expire my family dragged me away as I gave the death stare to the fat rodent of a human being  he couldn't just leave it at ending my lies he had to go the extra mile and crash their funeral too  I walked home alone sealing with a rage when I got back to my aunt and uncle's place I locked myself  inside my room and ordered

an extra large Deluxe pizza I hadn't eaten anything since well since  Cartman's special chili after starving for so long I chowed down on that pizza to be honest I barely  even tasted it it felt like I lost all my taste buds from the traumatic experience regardless  it was fuel for my brain and helped me hatch the beginnings to crafting the ultimate Revenge scheme  to get back at Eric Cartman I waited until it was very late at night and I snuck over to his house  and staked out a hiding spot in

the bushes where I could watch him and potentially sneak into  his bedroom and get the jump on him while he was asleep I spied him through the windows with  my binoculars to get the best look possible but for the longest time the only thing I saw him do  was play some stupid game on his computer final he got up and went downstairs only to then burst out  the front door and start screaming into the front yard who's that there I know you're hiding in the  bushes you disgusting Ginger turn on Show

Yourself coward I got startled and laid flat on the ground  I hadn't even realized I wasn't the only person spying on Cartman how many lives is this little  bastard ruin I thought to myself but my thinking was interrupted by the sound of footsteps getting  closer and closer to me I held my breath trying to alleviate any sounds that may blow my cover  but unfortunately the footsteps stopped right in front of me then darted away I breathed the  sigh of relief and realized I was being way too para

noid it was probably just a spool I decided  to then sneak around the back the back door looked unlocked so I made my way over to it but as I was  just a few feet away I fell into a giant seven foot trench I frantically tried to climb out but  the walls of the hole were too loose and Gravelly for me to get a good enough grip and lo and behold  carton comes out of the house and stands on the edge of the hole looking down on you the smuggish  look on his face Scott Scott you stupid idiotic once ag

ain I have predicted your every move like  the brilliant Mastermind I am and once again you have fallen right into my trap like the complete  Ginger [ __ ] you all I knew you would plot your own revenge against me who wouldn't want to get  back at someone for humiliating them the way I humiliated you shut up you gullible little little  flicker I'm gonna drag you down to this hole with me tis tisk name calling won't get you anywhere  now stupid crybaby Scott tannerman you should just shut up and

listen to the badass who just beat  you for the second time in a row you see after the funeral I knew you would go home and try to use  your little p brain to come up with a way to get back it so I paid a Hitman a few gallons of Chef's  delicious chili that poses a pizza delivery guy and make sure you received a very special pie made  especially by me haven't you ever wondered where your uncle are Scott it's two in the morning why  haven't they come home yet maybe they've already come home or ma

ybe they're already turning into  turds inside of you right now no God no not again here's my snout oink oink oink oink oink oink the next story was inspired by a legendary South  Park episode of Cartman trying to mislead Butters into going missing in order to gain an invitation  to Kyle's birthday party to Casa Bonita Kyle ends up bringing Cartman along but then gets exposed  through a phone call for his wrong doing despite his cover being completely blown Cartman runs  inside and milks as much

attractions as Casa Bonita has to offer before being cornered by the  cops on top of the water Cliff Cartman takes a dive and the cop questions if the whole mishap was  really worth it Cartman ends the episode by saying totally we wanted to create a horrific sequel as  to what the aftermath might have looked like so here's what it looked like it's been five grueling  days since the law caught up to me for the things I've done and locked me away with every day that  passes they try to rehabilita

te me but they should know by now that there's nothing they can do to  change the heart of a man with no regrets if I had the chance to do it all again even if it were  all just for one more minute inside Casa Bonita I would do it in a heartbeat my time in the bin is  only hardened me and my dreams of Casa Bonita the last things I have to which my waning Humanity  clings luckily I have plans to go as soon as I get out of this place oh Eric I miss you so much I  can't believe they locked you up i

n this horrible place I know Mom these guys are a-holes but it's  only a few days before I get out oh I just can't stand to think about how homesick you must be in  here that's why I made you a box of cookies are you talking about the low end versions of Oreos  and maybe crapping myself for five hours I was very disappointed to see that you didn't put  the shank I asked for at the bottom of the box I mean do you not care about my safety at all how  am I supposed to establish my prison status whi

le completely unarmed oh don't be mad at me Eric this  is hard for both of us I know you really like that Mexican place Casa Bonita or whatever it's called  so I booked us a table for the day after you get out oh my god really Mom holy crap hell yeah  Castle Bonita here we come food and fun in a festive atmosphere oh Eric I can't wait to get you  out of here I can't believe it's gonna be another three whole days before I can go to Casa Bonita  once again Eric is that she tourist trap all you car

e about don't you miss me at all well yeah I I  miss you I I guess but it's Casa Bonita mom fine then I see what really matters to you have fun for  the next three days because when you get out there will be no case of Bonita wait bomb no please  come back I'm sorry no touching the glass fatty the juvy guard tossed me to the ground leaving  me disoriented for his uncalled for body slam yes three more days like watch cave the kaiso here  so good hi the following day I anxiously awaited for the di

al tone waiting for my line to connect  come on come on pick up pick up hello is that you hey God the call went through listen don't hang  up I need to ask you for a favor friend a friend what is it Carmen can you bail me out  what that's what you call you call Carmen I burned every other bridge I had you're the only  friend I have left in this world Kyle yeah well tough luck carbon you've ruined my birthday and  you lied to Butters you deserve to rot now screw off scare you cow you better hope

I don't get out  of this guy no slamming the phones fatty yeah the last two days of my incarceration were defined by  that unbearable feeling of waiting for something that you want with every fiber of your being  it's no wonder sane man snap when they finally get out of the pen when they finally let me go I  got right down to business first I paid a little visit to my old friend yeah Cartman is that  you this is for Casa Bonita yeah you should have just invited me to your birthday party  but thi

s wasn't just a sense of slaughtering not even just for Revenge all of these people  who wronged me had all the resources necessary to take me to Casa Bonita once I finished up with  Kyle the next enemy on my Hit List was Butters but ah better they're coming get up we have to go  and they're gonna find us ooh where are they what's going on do you hear about spiders  it's the cannibals again they still want to eat you with eyes oh geez no not again  what are we gonna do Eric wait wait hold on a s

econd there's no cannibals you're just  lying to me again aren't you yes but also no the next stop was my own house I rang  the doorbell a few times and there came my mother stricken with motherly worry oh  my what if done to you my boy we'll get you all cleaned up right away doesn't  that sound good my little poops again the deed was finally done of course I also  took care of Stan and Kenny to Garner as much money as I possibly could before my grand  arrival at Casa Bonita once again after I t

ook care of my business as a free man I cleaned up  and took it easy for the rest of the night the next day I got out of bed bright and early  in the morning I changed back into a fresh pair of my civilian clothes and counted up  all the cash I stole I thankfully had more than enough to pay for Paradise at Casa  Bonita the bus dropped me off right after Casa Bonita hope it made me the first in line  for everything oh yeah tacos chalupas tamales so good back through Black Bart's cave there's  a s

keleton again and the ghost in here too now that's new oh scary wait a second that's not  supposed to be a ghost in here who's there stay back I did I saw a ghostly dead Kyle  stumbling towards me with black void-like eye streaming with blood why did you do this  to us shut up cow you're dead I ran through the rest of the cave and came out at the bottom  of the waterfall I'll need to be stopped by The Apparition of a dead Butters Kyle Stan and  Kenny you have to be carbon you lied to me shut up

Butters you're just a gullible idiot  I sprinted away and climbed up to the top of the waterfall to catch my breath that's when I  saw my dead mother at the peak of the mountain is that really you no no no no no no no no  no no you're not real I'm just going crazy I then realized I was cornered when I saw my dead  friends closing in from the other side that's when I took a dime after splashing down a doggy  paddled the shore and continued running I didn't want to let those ghosts tarnish my expe

rience at  Castle Bonita I ran up to the Cowboy Jailer photo booth to hide behind it I remember grabbing the  bars and peeking through to see if the coast was clear but my luck ran short as I was then spotted  by the Dead who immediately started coming towards me I continued to grasp the bars while closing my  eyes hoping that this was all just a bad dream no then all of a sudden nothing happened I  opened my eyes and I wasn't a Casa Bonita anymore I was still behind the bars though rub  all of

those bars all you like you ain't going anywhere Mr Baby W I'm gonna make you pay for  what you did to your friends and mother fat boy get over here I then saw Kenny sitting  on a bench across from my cell grinning and laughing I thought I took his life but  then remembered that Kenny doesn't die oh my God the next story was inspired by a Warcraft episode  of South Park where the main characters Cartman Stan Kenny and Kyle all play a popular multiplayer  online role-playing game called World of

Warcraft the antagonist in this case was a man who they  called he who has no life who was a high-level player going around and taking out other players  in the game the boys start playing the game every day in a quest to stop him here's our take on what  the Twisted sequel might look like this goes out to all the Fallen Warriors who went to battle  against he who has no life those few who were the first to ever make him taste defeat will wheel  the sword of a thousand truths at least we would b

e doing that if the guy who keeps the sword of  a thousand truths in his inventory would freaking log in all those losers who stopped playing World  of Warcraft right after we finally got rid of the guy who kept killing us what do we do now is  enough obvious now we can finally play the game oh right screw that I'm tired of this game me  too I want to take a shower what what the hell are you talking about hey where are you going you  guys get back here we need to start prepping for rage Shadow L

egends Kenny's right I feel like  we let ourselves go dude yeah I can't believe I let myself get this fat I've got to start doing  exercises maybe I'll get a membership at Planet Fitness tomorrow exercise I'm gonna screw you guys  I guess I'll just have to reap the benefits all by myself guys I didn't even need them anymore after  we absolutely pawned that loser and humiliated him in front of the entire server and he never came  back with the rest of my team logged off for good I became the sole

Idol of Defense righteousness  and balance a shining Beacon for all players in the expansive and immersive World of Warcraft  to look up to damn it I'm bored the following week I waddled to meet up with Kenny Kyle Stan  and butters at the bus stop in which the first three seemed to have returned to their normal  physiques hey what's up losers that you finally decided to go outside again huh Cartman shut  up kill one of us has to stay behind and keep that guy from coming back wait that's why  yo

u're still playing World of Warcraft no I'm still playing it because it's still a fun  game Stan you wouldn't know anything about that um yeah I would we've all been playing the new  Call of Duty that's a fun game stop pretending you guys Call of Duty isn't fun anymore either the guy  with no life is ruining this game for us all now what did you just say he's on the new Call of Duty  like everyone else there's no point in protecting the World of Warcraft anymore Cartman shut up  camp my mom just

bought me the new Call of Duty I just don't feel like playing with you scrubs it  doesn't even matter anymore we're all done playing we can't get a single kill because that guy just  runs around the map and takes everybody out before we even see him oh man I just bought that game  won't you guys play just a few matches with me are you kidding me he's back you know what this  means guys we have to reunite and restore order once again no way I developed pre-diabetes from  the last time I did that

with you I'm turning over a new Leaf yeah Cartman there's a whole big  beautiful world out there if you just go enjoy the outdoors fine I never needed you guys in the first  place Abby's always doing all the work anyway come on Putters are you gonna join me are you gonna  accept defeat like those losers uh I'll join you I guess Eric good no come on we have no time to lose  good luck Putters yeah those guys have no life just like that it began all over again the battle  between good and evil thi

s time it took place in a different dimension a series of Battlegrounds  where soldiers came to answer the call of duty the battles only lasted 10 minutes but the strict  training regiment I designed only allowed for 15 second breaks for eating and pissing about  every 10 Rounds number twos were taken care of by my mother but fighting this battle required  even more sacrifices than the last three hours of sleep every night was reduced to zero Butters  and I trained ourselves to rest our minds wh

ile forcing our bodies to continue running pointing  and clicking building a level of muscle memory that he who has no life would never have even  thought of possible for a gamer for 45 days and 45 nights we did not see daylight we were never  to emerge from the basement until we confronted our enemy in a public Lobby and humiliated him  in front of all the games players once again when the time finally came I have to admit I was  the slightest bit nervous Butters was the worst possible teammate

I could have had compared to my  old Squad but I had to work with what I had when the time came I invited him to a match if we win  your mom has to give us liposuction with her lips good one Eric Tada Brothers the match is starting  get in your focus our fingers were sweating from the heat from the sheer speed of our movements we  used every trick we learned in our training and fought the most intense battle that Call of Duty  has ever seen after 10 agonizing minutes the score was tallied and w

e absolutely obliterated that guy  he logged off without saying anything and he was never seen again we did it first we own them yeah  great job Eric we make a great pair of teammates don't forget to tell your mom about the Lipo  Butters guess what turds Butters and I beat the unbeatable player in Call of Duty and we did it  without all of you so that's why he just showed up in GTA online last night what was GTA online it's  this game that we've been playing for the last few weeks where you get

to drive around in cool cars  and shoot stuff and get money by committing crimes but no well it's not really fun anymore there's  this guy that just flies around on a flying jet ski and fires missiles at everything that moves  I guess we'll have to stop playing foreign