A Comedic Night With Shilpa Shetty | India's Laughter Champion - Ep 3 | Full EP | 18 June 2022

Welcome to 'India's Laughter Champion'. And I'm your host Rochelle Rao. Forget your everyday screams and your house arguments and your boss' complaints. Give your tension a big break because the laughter hour has begun. But before that let's meet our laughter judges our jury, the woman who can defeat any person across the world in a laugh marathon our laughter queen Archana. And the man who only grows younger with time Shekhar. We say that you're the laughter queen but today I'll say you're the

glamour queen, Archana. I like that. - Yes, the glamour queen. I'll take that. Thank you. I just remembered with queen where there's a queen, there's a king too. Who is the biggest king in the world? The biggest king of the world is time. Time says it will not come tomorrow I don't know if I'll make you laugh or cry. If you want to live, then live this moment right now because no matter what I won't be able to stop this moment for the next one. Wow! Let's start the show today. - Yes. Let's go. -

Let's get ready to laugh. Wow! Look at you guys. You're looking stunning. Superb! - Aren't we looking 'Nikamma'? Shilpa, you always do something different every time but this time with your superhero look it looks like you've taken it to the next level. Some shocks are necessary with some difference so I thought.. The things we've done so far despite that we're coming to theatres. But not to be a 'Nikamma' you must go to theatres. And what is this pink connection? Can you tell me? This was not

planned. We are so in sync. Shekhar was so in sync that he wore light pink. Light pink. - So you guys match. I'm a lighter shade of your pink. Mr. Shekhar, I always wanted to tell you this you've done a lot of work. I've seen many of your films but there was one film 'Anubhav'. - 'Anubhav'. There was a scene where he goes to exercise and he lifts everything in one day. There is shot where he's walking on the road. I still haven't forgotten that shot. This is how he walks. Fantastic. I know. Plea

se go to theatres and watch our film 'Nikamma'. This is a special film for me because I'm coming back to the theatres after 14 years. Really? - It's a big deal for me. In theatres after 14 years. Tonight we have Shambhu Shikar from Delhi. Pritesh Narula from Gurgaon. Amit Chewy from Jammu. Happy Singh from Punjab. And we have a special contestant whom I'm going to bring on stage. Please put your hands together for Abhay Sharma from Varanasi. It's time to meet our special chief for this episode.

Who flew here to take a class of the contestants. Comedian, actor and performer Gurpreet Ghuggi. Wow! Great. - Ghuggi! Thank you. Thank you so much. Ghuggi. - Thank you. Thank you so much. How are you guys? Greetings, sir. Greetings, ma'am. How are you? I'm fine. - We are all fine, Ghuggi. Mr. Shekhar, wonderful. I'm most happy by coming to this show that Mr. Shekhar is the signature of our nation's stand-up comedy. Thank you.. - Yes. We saw him starting stand-up comedy on TV when I was a kid an

d today I'm happy that my children have grown up watching him. And what do I say about Ms. Archana? As people take franchise of a coffee shops she took franchise from Mr. Sidhu. She has opened a bigger store. But she broke a myth. What? - Of the Indian television. People thought women only come on TV to cry. Yes. Mr. Parmeet said she even sleeps like this. Ms. Shilpa, I have a question that are you the real Shetty? What is a fake Shetty? Because all the Shetty I've seen they have a restaurant. Y

es. - I have one too. They say have this dish, it's our special. She comes on TV every morning and says don't eat that, don't eat this.. What kind of a Shetty is she? And second thing I liked the most about this show I've been seen Surinder since I've been seen Mr. Shekhar. Oh, God! - I know.. He's the first man in the world who have vintage value. Archaeology people came twice to take him saying they'll pay whatever you want just give him to them. So sweet. Ms. Shilpa will think no one complime

nted me. I've never seen anyone from South India who is so tall as you are. She is so tall that when she goes to her village in South she plucks coconuts from the tree just standing. If she was six inches taller she would have coconuts growing on her. Mr. Shekhar, now mobile phones are everywhere. If I go to Shimla with my wife I have to take a selfie with her and post, enjoying in Shimla with wife. And people like me who post comments below sir, you're doing this alone. Okay. Who found out now?

If it was Ms. Shilpa will it say South Indian? If Ms. Shilpa Shetty reduces her weight by few kilograms her name will be changed to Peel Shetty. Okay, tell me something. When I switch on the TV in the morning then I see you teaching us yoga for two hours. - Yes. Then when I watch another show I see you in every advertisement. - Yes. Then few of your films are also aired on TV. I see you as a judge at night in some show. We have only 24 hours. - Sorry. Do you know what my question is? - What? Wh

o does the cooking and the house chores? Rochelle has given me a huge responsibility that I am the 'Panchayat' chief. If I am the chief then they are the five main members of the 'Panchayat'. Wow! - Yes. So, first member is Mr. Abhay Sharma. You are from Banaras, also known as Varanasi. Right? Yes.. Abhay, what's your purpose of coming here? Look, I believe, as the primary skill of a serpent is to bite others.. The first skill of humans should be to laugh. - Laugh. Wow! - Wow! - Wow! Not for smo

king, not for shocking... I am created only for joking. Wow! - Wow! Hence, I am not here to get into any trouble or put you in any trouble.. In fact, I have come here from Banaras to laugh and make the world laugh. - Bravo! Wow! - Amazing! Mr. Ghuggi, people are so crazy about you. I heard a girl out there shouting out with slogan. I reside in a small hut but Ghuggi resides in my heart. Did you take her contact number? She was taking your name then why should I take her number? Well said.. - Bra

vo! That's okay. Our next contestant is Pritish Narula. Sir, I am actually a comedian from Punjab. Okay. - There was another comedian from Punjab before. Yes. - But the judges back then didn't take him seriously. Okay. - But in this year's election he took the judge very seriously. Correct. - Very nice. Did your leg break because of such things you say or was there another reason? The next contestant is Happy Singh. How do they come to know? So, your name is Happy Singh. Did your parents give yo

u that name or did you keep that name for yourself? When I was born.. Actually, they didn't want to keep me. When I was born my family almost cried looking at me. Oh God! - Really? - What is this? What is this? - Is it? - Yes. Then they decided to keep my name Happy because there was no happiness. Ms. Shilpa, Punjabi people are very sporting at any condition. Yes. - Even if the father loses his job after his son is born, his name will be 'Lucky'. That's true. And then we have with us.. He has a

very unique name. His name is Amit. But surname is Chui. - Chui.. What's the relation of Chui with Amit? Sir, I kept that name 'Chui' because I had no story. Okay. - Then I made one story. My dear, you put so much effort in making a story. You could have put some effort in having a good physique. Our next contestant is.. We have with us Mr. Shambhu Shikhar. So, how are you, Mr. Shambhu? I am hot. How are you? Hot! - Hot? You are not just hot, sir. You are extra hot. Thank you so very much. He ma

kes his life colourful with his humour and imagination. Put your hands together for the laughter champion.. All the way from Varanasi.. Abhay Sharma. Are you there or just clapped and gone? Wow! I am sad with the discrimination the musical bands do. - Why? I am from Banaras. They should out and say.. 'Let's play Banarasi music!' Banarasi! - Banarasi! The people give different kinds of suggestions. - Yes. 'Sir, go and make eye contact with the judges.' Oh God! I was shocked. How can I make eye co

ntact? Okay.. Some of them will tell you.. 'Don't get nervous when you see the judges.' Someone should tell them that those who can see get nervous. And there's a problem as I belong to UP. For six years even I didn't realise that my eyes have problem. Oh! - I thought the lights were out. When my family came to know that I have poor eye sight then their life also became dark all of a sudden. My dad who used to love Arjun in Mahabharata.. He said.. 'Dhritarashtra was not a bad person either.' Yes

. - Very good! - Amazing. Ms. Shilpa.. - Yes. The girls sitting at the river bank used to make me sad. Oh! - Whenever I used to go there they used to say.. 'Such a great guy. Tall and handsome.' 'But God made a mistake.' Well, people may not agree but there are advantages of being a blind guy. People will have an advantage that they can wish us 'good night' all the time. And the second advantage is.. We do not have to give any gifts at the wedding for seeing the new bride. Bravo, Abhay! And the

biggest advantage is.. In the reality shows beautiful girls like Rochelle take us to the stage. Yes! Mr. Narula, don't donate your eyes after hearing my stories. Ms. Archana, the tragedy in my life is.. What? - Once I went for an audition for the role of a blind guy. And they rejected me! They said that I don't look like I am blind. I told them that I am actually blind. They told me that they could not feel it. Ms. Archana.. - Yes. You must have heard that love is blind. Yes. Behold. I am that l

ove. Wow! Very good. One day, a friend of mine changed my life. He told me.. 'So what if you can't see' 'you also must have feelings.' Then I also went out on a search. First, I thought that I have to find a same type of girl. Yes. Then I thought that there's nothing wrong in studying one out of syllabus course. Why should able guys have all the fun? Wow! - Bravo! The other day, one girl came to help me while crossing the road. She told me.. 'Excuse me, can I take you somewhere?' Wow! - I said..

'Yes, ma'am.' 'Till the end of my life.' Mr. Shekhar, she got angry. This blind guy is crossing the limits. She left me at the divider. My life was actually near its end. Then I tried blind dating. It was just dating for me. But I didn't know how to propose the girl. We don't even have many romantic songs. We can't sing.. "When I saw you, my beloved.." "When I saw you, a thought came in my mind.." We only have one song to dedicate the girl. What? - "No matter where you are.." "I will find you b

y your aroma." Yes! - Wow! Anyway. What couples have to face I was eager to marry even after knowing the it. My family selected a girl for me. - Okay. I said, even I'll see the girl. - Okay. They said, I don't have bulb in the torch. So, how can I see the treasure box. I replied, no worries if the bulb is fused the current is still flowing. By the way, to see a girl one needs good intention and not eyes. - Right! - Wow! Then I decked myself to see the girl. As soon as the girl served tea to me I

started praising her. I said, she walks like Deepika.. Has eyes like Aishwarya.. - Okay. She has a waist like Shilpa. She isn't a girl but a walking cinema. Mr. Shekhar, my future father-in-law got angry. He said, I shouldn't see so much. - Okay. What you're calling new age cinema she is like an old TV. And the one you think is your future wife she is my wife! I didn't make him feel that I wasn't up to the mark. Quickly, I told the girl next to me that she has good moral values and that, she is

shy. My father-in-law said again that girl is their maid servant! I said to myself, firing in the dark attract losses. But again, I turned to my left.. - Yes. I told the girl, she is naive and innocent like a cow. Again my future father-in-law said that was the girl's uncle! And then, the uncle started talking. He said, they'll show the girl but they have three conditions. First I should always hold the girl's hand and go forward in life. I replied, I've no plans to fall down. I'll always hold

my wife's hand. - Yes. Second condition is that I'll not see any other woman. Agreed. - I told him not only other women I'll not even see my wife. The third condition is that I'll blindly love his daughter. Hey! I promised my future father-in-law that not only his daughter I'll blindly love his entire family! - Wow! Tell me, where did you learn all these? Actually, by birth I take time to think. So, whoever I met they pitied and said, how will I continue with life. I thought, those who pitied me

, they earned less. So, I saw comedy videos of different comedians and heard about them. I thought, there is a gap where I can place my life. After 2014, Mr. Modi used to come to Benares. Someone told him that I mimicry him. Mr. Modi personally called me. - Wow! - Yes. He asked whose mimicry I do. I said, his. He said, do it. - Really! When Mr. Modi arrives the anchor is already tired by giving commentary. Listen. Amidst us respected Prime Minister.. - Very nice. ..Minister is coming. - Very nic

e. Mr. Modi is arriving in his helicopter. As soon as Mr. Modi arrives the crowds go berserk. Modi! Modi! Modi! Wow! - Wow! Modi.. Modi.. Modi! Modi! Modi! Wonderful! Wow! - Wow! Hail India! Hail India! - Hail! All the personalities sitting.. Respected judges of the Laughter Challenge. Mr. Shekhar Suman. He creates amazing aura with his Bihari accent. Also, millions of my brothers and sisters.. Wonderful. - ...who came here. Wow! Thank you so much for your love. This is how his crowd reacts. - W

onderful. Do you imitate any other person's voice too? - I replied, 'Yes, Mr. Rajnath.' Oh, he can imitate all the ministers, it seems. Imitate Rajnath. Even the judges, contestants and the audience of the reality shows must get security like everyone else is getting. Wow! - Wonderful. Wow, you're so good at it. I'll accept that you are talented only if you imitate Mr. Yogi. Here you go. We have done everything for the education and security of the people of the Uttar Pradesh. We are building a

film city in Lucknow too just like the one located in Mumbai. - Wonderful.. You are unique from others in many aspects. What do you think? How are you different? I'm different. One point is that I'm from Banaras. Okay. - People of other states become MPs. But we make PMs. - Wow! - Wonderful. Wonderful. We are different from the other contestants because we have blind faith in others. We are so confident about our beauty that we never looked into the mirror. Thank you. - Wonderful. - Wonderful. T

hank you so much, ma'am. Sometimes I regret thinking I can't see what I achieved. But it's okay. It feels good as you all and the society supports me. And it makes me feel that I'll be successful some day. Thank you, Abhay. - Thank you so much for this love and support. I feel like saying many things. I really want to appreciate you a lot. I'll come there and hug you. That's the best way to appreciate you. Abhay, you are very inspiring. Really. And I was watching your act without any bias. And y

ou deserve the standing ovation that you got today. You said many things as a joke. But we realised as to how it feels to be on the other side. I enjoyed it. - Thank you. Thank you, ma'am. Shirley, I could see that you were laughing but you also had tears in your eyes. I felt that your performance was very brave. It was really lovely. Congratulations. Thank you so much, ma'am. Abhay, my brother I'm feeling jealous of you because of your acting talent. Absolutely. - Thinking how he is a better co

median than me. Wonderful. - Good. - Absolutely. We couldn't see certain things with our eyes but you saw them using your point of few. Thank you so much. Abhay. - Ma'am. This is the first time I'm feeling speechless. But I would like to say that you don't have eyes but your perspective towards life is amazing. You are so talented. To whichever stage you go you will defeat all the contestants. I would like to add to it. Problems are there but there is no need to worry as I've Shekhar, Shilpa and

Archana with me. Wow! You're comedy's hope. - You're laughter's maverick. For your enthusiasm.. Wow! - Wow! Superb! Superb! The confetti are being showered on you. Thank you so much. Thank you, everyone. Thank you. With pride, he is coming with his locks open we have Shambhu Shikhar from Delhi. I'm both a poet and an artiste. When saw Mr. Ghuggi with the lady.. Mr. Shekhar, your either sides.. - Yes. There was a time, even I used to have. But I couldn't stay happy for long. - Why? - Because.. "

She became mean in her words." "She became mean while talking." "She got the chance to take an advantage." "Whom I used to proudly call my love" "she went into quarantine with someone else." "She went into quarantine.." Got quarantine. Mr. Shekhar, basically, I hail from Bihar. Okay. - Wow! Liquor got banned there, I moved to Delhi. I rented a small room in Delhi and started to capture it. People complain that why people from Bihar move to Delhi, NCR, Mumbai and Kolkata. - Okay. I always tell th

em, Biharis aren't at fault. - Why? You all are to be blamed. - What! You put up 'shamianas'.. - Yes. You call for sacred congregation and chant where you sing 'Hail Lord Bihari.' Lord Krishna also know as Bihari can't come. So, we've to come by the dozens in trains. - Wow! However, there is something else. Liquor got banned in Bihar. Petrol got dearer here. - Yes. I thought of a solution. "Accept whatever destiny is in store for you." "And along with everyone, let the life flow with you." "The

price of petrol and liquor are at par." "Either you ride or get tipsy." "Either you ride or get tipsy." I was born in an auspicious time. - Okay. But the clock didn't work. My dad asked my mom, is it a boy or a girl. She said, it is a boy. However, it was confirmed a no-gooder was born. Whoever I meet.. - Okay. ..everybody wants to take a selfie with me. - Okay. Because they look nice in the image. Ever since I was a kid I used to do weird things. - Okay. "I want to solidify sugar and turn it ba

ck into sugarcane." Really! - Back to sugarcane. - Backwards. Make it into sugarcanes. - Yes. "I want to solidify sugar and turn it back into sugarcane." The teacher entered the class. He asked who is stupid. I volunteered. He asked, if I'm stupid. I said, he was standing alone. "I want to solidify sugar and turn it back into sugarcane." Hindi teacher arrived. He asked to distinguish invitation and an invite. I said, the invite given under a Neem tree is Nimantran. The invite given under a mango

.. Amantran! - .. is called Amantran. "I want to solidify sugar and turn it back into sugarcane." Again the Hindi teacher arrived. He said, what is so classy about an ageing Shekhar Suman? I said, he is like an ageing diamond. "I want to solidify sugar and turn it back into sugarcane." Mathematics teacher arrived. He said, what is decimal. I said, when one falls in love for the tenth time.. 'Dashamlav.' That is called 'Dasham' and 'lav'. - As in 'love'. Continuous love and not marrying in-betwee

n. "I want to solidify sugar and turn it back into sugarcane." The Maths teacher asked again. He asked, the value of X. - Yes. I said, the woman who left me has no value. I can collect the sugar and turn it into a sugarcane. The teacher asked 'Is giving birth to a baby' 'a sociology topic or a biology topic?' I replied, 'If the kids resemble his parents then it's biology.' 'If he resembles the neighbours then it is sociology.' I can collect the sugar and turn it into a sugarcane. The Sony TV has

such a grand platform and adorable judges. Judges and the audience a huge round of applause for our ISRO. I know ISRO since my childhood. Really. - First when I went to the school the teacher said that girls will sit in that row. ISRO. - You were in this row. And the boys will sit in this row. I can collect the sugar and turn it into a sugarcane. The mathematics teacher arrived. Okay. - Okay. - He said 1000 kg is equal to 1 ton. How much ton is 3000 kg? I said, 'Ton Tana Ton'. I can collect the

sugar and turn it into a sugarcane. Ms. Archana. - Yes. - You might have heard about copy paste. Yes. - That was invented in India and women are the ones who did that. - Really? They apply lipstick on their lower lips. Then they do this. That's copy paste. - Copy paste. I can collect the sugar and turn it into a sugarcane. - Wow! Wow! - I proposed a girl. Okay. - I asked, 'Would you like to spend my salary?' Wonderful. - She asked, 'How much do you earn?' I replied, Rs. 15000. She replied, 'Eve

n my maid earns this much.' I said, 'Then get me married to her.' I can collect the sugar and turn it into a sugarcane. One person asked me, 'What is a life cycle?' I replied, 'A maid used to visit my house' 'She used to clean our house.' 'She fell in love with me.' 'And nowadays I clean my house.' Wonderful. Then I felt like love and romance is useless and I should get married. My friend also said that I should get married when I get a chance. I replied, I can use that chance for something else

. I can collect the sugar and turn it into a sugarcane. Wife got upset and left to her house. I went to her house after two months. She kept saying, 'She won't go..' 'Why are you asking?' I said, 'Say that few more times.' 'That feels good.' I came to Mumbai. I saw that two people were arguing since half an hour. After I went there and made them understand they thrashed each other. I can collect the sugar and turn it into a sugarcane. I phoned my friend. I said, 'It's very hot here.' 'So I'm goi

ng to Shimla to celebrate my holidays.' 'And I'll take my wife along too.' 'I'll push her into a valley during the trip.' My friend said, 'Take my wife too.' I said, 'I'll push his wife into a valley while returning.' I can collect the sugar and turn it into a sugarcane. While returning. - While returning. The female neighbour is very useful when the wife leaves. My neighbour always used to dance to a snake song. Oh! One day I rang the bell of her house. When she came out I asked her if she is t

he one who dances. She said, 'Yes.' - I said, 'Try biting me.' I can collect the sugar and turn it into a sugarcane. The Corona protocol was going on. There was sanitizer everywhere. There was sanitizer even at the temple. I licked it considering it as an offertory. Drat! - It tasted like alcohol. I told him to give more. He asked, 'Are you from Bihar?' - I asked, 'How do you know?' 'Well, since alcohol is banned in your state' 'people are managing with this.' I can collect the sugar and turn it

into a sugarcane. There is a covid protocol. Mr. Shekhar, listen to how good my observation is. Okay. - All the people present in the airport were wearing a mask. They used to remove their masks only to cough or sneeze. I can collect the sugar and turn it into a sugarcane. Have smile on your face. Never be upset and never let anyone else stay upset. Wonderful. - Thank you. Wonderful. My first question to him is. - Yes. Apart from Bihar where are most Biharis found? Apart from Bihar, they are fo

und mostly in trains. They are either going to their village or returning. What is Biharis most favourite thing? Food and 'Paan'. - How is that? Sometimes we eat 'Paan' after food sometimes we eat 'Paan' before food and sometimes we eat food so we can eat 'Paan'. We are such experts in eating 'Paan' that if you send us to Taj Mahal we'll turn it into Red Fort. Oh, no! I'm telling the truth. We have a lot of dishes but there are two things that is famous all over Bihar. What? - One is potato 'Par

wal' and next is 'Parwal' potato. Okay. - What's the difference? If 'Parwal' is more, it's called 'Parwal' potato. Okay. - If potato is more, then it is potato 'Parwal'. I wanted to ask that it is believed that Biharis like government jobs. Why don't they like private jobs? There are government and private jobs. - Yes. Private job is one where you have to work despite fever. And government job is one where you get fever due to job. Okay. - Wonderful. Okay, that's the reason. - Yes. And I liked a

girl so I proposed to her. She asked me that I don't have a government job. So I said no. She said her parents won't agree to our marriage. I said, listen, if I get a government job then my parents won't agree to our marriage. "God, please support me." "Make me win the game of fate." "My youth should be spent like Salman Khan.' "But when I'm old, make me Anup Jalota." "But when I'm old, make me Anup Jalota." I enjoyed it a lot. Your name has both Shambu and Shikar. It is great and you showed gr

eatness today. It was very entertaining and what I liked most is that you did comedy with songs that was really amazing. Thank you. The laughter injection from Jammu is coming from Amit Chui. First, greetings to everyone. Greetings. - Greetings. My name is Amit Singh Andotra and everyone calls me Chui with love. Chui. - And what do they call me in anger. I can't tell you that. Because it's a family show. Curses aren't allowed here. As you mentioned phone. It causes a lot of problems. That's why

people from Jammu welcome everyone well. When someone comes to our state we shut down the internet. The network goes missing. We welcome nicely because we want people to see the beauty of the state with eyes. Wow! - Why look through a phone? Yes. We are fine when we live in Jammu but when we get out, we are judged differently. I was in Chandigarh. There was checking there. Hello, sir. Where are you from? Sir, Jalandhar. - Welcome, sir. Hello, sir. Where are you from? Sir, Pathankot. - Welcome, s

ir. And then I went in. Hello, sir. Where are you from? I said Jammu and Kashmir. He said, stop. I said, please let me go. Why? - I said I have to go to Manali with friends. He asked what will you see there? I said, snow. Doesn't it snow in Jammu? I said, no. It doesn't snow in Jammu. It's like Punjab. Okay. Jammu is like Punjab. He asked is there Moga in Jammu. I said no. - So how it is like Punjab? Since that day I haven't said that I'm from Jammu and Kashmir. When someone asks where I'm from

I say I'm 25 kilometres from Pathankot. And people think there's a lot of snow in Jammu. It snows in Kashmir. Yes. - Which is 300 kilometres far. Even if we get snow from there, it'll melt. And I found a solution to this. I only lie now. If someone asks if it snows in Jammu. I say, snow? There's so much snow in Jammu. We can't answer nature's call in open. Do you keep things clean? No, when we urinate it turns into snow. We don't even drink alcohol. Why? We lick popsicles of alcohol. My friends

say I have something similar to a monkey. What is it? Your face is red. I know.. My friends say due to Jammu and Kashmir entire India's population has increased. I said. Okay, I agree to it. But there's logic behind it. What? We are not allowed outside the house. Internet is cut. We don't have electricity. Do you see the cold there? If we don't even do that at home what else do we do? Thank you so much. My name is Amit Singh Andotra. People call me Chui with love. Very good. You are too tiny to

be called a grown up. How tiny were you when you were a kid? I was way too tiny when I was young. Is it true that when it's stormy in Jammu your family ties you to the bed? I can't sleep before a cooler. One day I did. - Okay. I was found later at the neighbour's home. Like parents would carry the kids no one had to carry him. The breeze would push him along and shock his parents. I hope there's no curfew introduced in Jammu. With comedians like you there won't be a curfew on comedy. Well done.

- Thank you. Your content is so true. What you said was so profound. Though it made us laugh. You are looking at life so closely and understanding it. You understand how tough life can be. You put that into your act so much that you pain with words. Thanks for such a brilliant performance. - Thank you. Look at Shilpa's discipline. Yes. - She is so focussed and she is so disciplined. She might even fight like... Breathe in... I slap you now. I shall crush your face. Place your hands here. I shall

kick you. You will go fall off there. Pardon me. Wow... - That's the difference between us. Your name is Guggi, right? Let me see you fly. Let me see you fly, Guggi! No, my name is Guggi. - I know it. You are Guggi. Then I asked the kid to leave. He wanted to see me fly. I thought he is a kid. He must have come with someone. I see his grandma with thick glasses. I asked her if the child was with her. She asked why I asked. I said he is asking me to fly. How can I do it? She said he is an insole

nt kid and won't agree. She asked you to fly. - Yes. The next laughter champion left his banking job. But he will keep giving us cheques of laughter. Please welcome Pritish Narula. There is so much glamour today here. For so many days we were only having fun with Mr. Shambhu. We used to ask him to sit in different poses. And he is the only man in the world who looks the same from back and from the front. When I first met him in the hotel then I took out my wallet and gave him and begged him not

to shoot me. He told me.. 'I am an artist from Bihar.' I said.. 'I am Punjabi. Give me your wallet.' There are two main problems in Punjab, sir. First, there are so many verities in 'Paneer' dishes but not in the names of the children. 'Paneer Lababdar'. 'Paneer Do Pyaza'. 'Paneer Tikka'. The name of the children.. Sukh, Sukhi, Sukha. The end. Sukh, Sukhi, Sukha. - There are so many Sukhi in Punjab that if you connect to a wrong number you can just ask. 'Is Sukhi home?' 'Yes, he is here.' He is

here. - 'Who are you?' 'I am Sukhi.' 'Who are you, sir?' 'I am also Sukhi.' - Sukhi. And the second biggest problem in Punjab is.. English. Guys memorise the answer for this. 'What is your name?' Okay. They get confused when they see the second question. 'What do you do?' What do you do? I do. - I do. - What to do? What to do, buddy? I have a little daughter. Yes. - I decided that she will study in the best English medium school in the city. Yes. - And the middle-class parents have so much press

ure to send their children to the English medium school. We went to look for schools. They have different names. Welham International. - Yes. St. Augustine International. We have such names of the schools. Deendayal Upadhyay Higher Secondary School. The kid gets very excited hearing the name. We went to an school for her admission. They have girls like Rochelle at the reception. Fathers like Mr. Shekhar would say.. 'Adhyayan, you will study here.' Adhyayan would say.. 'Dad, I am in college.' But

he will say.. 'Can't you do this much' 'for your father? Take admission in 5th grade.' And then the girl like Rochelle would come to us. And then she would tell us.. 'Hi.. The fees is only 70 thousand rupees a quarter.' I said.. 'I can get a quarter for just 300 rupees.' They are taking the students of the private schools to famous places for a trip. They are taking them to the mountains. But the students of the government school go to the zoo for multiple times. Even the monkey would recognise

the students. And when you send your child to the school then he becomes aggressive and starts fighting. And you try to make him understand. 'My dear, don't do that. Don't hit anyone.' But sir, when two children are fighting and your child is winning.. You will get such pleasure. Someone hit my daughter. She started crying and came to me. I took her to another side and tried to console her. Then I told her.. 'You got beaten up?' 'Go and beat the other kid.' 'I will keep telling you to stop but

you don't need to stop.' 'Just smash the other kid!' Mr. Narula, you are so naughty. Didn't the police ever nab you and beat you? They never beat me but I have a different relation with the police. What? - What is it? Ma'am, I belong to a small town. When I came to the big city.. When I came to Delhi for the first time.. My mom used to tell me that one needs to compromise in the big cities. And for us there was only one meaning of compromise. We have watched a lot of movies. And when you move to

a big city you see a lot of police around. And every officer on the road has to peek inside your car. 'Where are you going, sir?' When it happened to me the first time the officer was this close to me and I remembered what my mom had told me. Oh no! I was thinking to do something quickly! Then I did what a respectable person would do. I kissed the officer. The officer was from Haryana. He got really upset. Very upset. - Great is our police. A guy was bathing in the river. Police called him out

and asked him to get dressed. When he asked why they said they wanted to search him. And that trend is changing. When the police search people many guys end up saying they enjoyed it. I'd like to ask what was the most difficult time of life. One day I asked my dad to buy me a Bullet bike. He brought me a scooter. That was very difficult time. A big man like me looks good while riding a bike. On a scooter, I had to scoot up. This was most difficult for you. - Yes. We all have desires but poverty

restrains us. So when I first bought a used scooter I had it written on it, 'This is a car'. Mr. Narula, such great humor. - Thank you so much. I think you were short and sweet and very effective. Very casual, you owned the stage. - Thank you. Pritish, you really broke a leg. - Really. - I know. Even on stage. - Thank you so much. I loved the piece. It was amazing. - Thank you. All the very best to you. - Thank you so much. And there is but one goal of our show. To make people laugh so to make p

eople laugh with his Punjabi style we have Happy Singh! Amazing! Amazing! We Punjabi folk are particular about taste. Well, yes. - Be it life or food. We love all sorts of flatbreads Great dishes, assortment of snacks and breads. All of the milk products and a great meat platter. Punjabi! - Yes! Let's not get started about liquor. We need no invitation for that. Liquor longs for us post noon. 'Come to me, Beloved.' I do not understand how bonds fail after drinking. After having a few drinks my d

ad told me.. 'Move aside, your brother will drive!' Often people think that we cheer after everything. Punjabi! - Punjabi! Well done. What? My cheer was not good enough? You had to do it. Many people think so that we do not always cheer. I may have done it but we should not. If a guy's family visit a girl's family for a wedding proposal and when the girl's father asks the name of the guy then the guy goes, 'I am Manprit Cheers!' 'Who else is in your family? - My dad. Cheers!' 'My mom and sister.

Cheers! My grandpa passed. Cheers!' 'What do you think of our girl? - She is nice. Cheers!' 'I'll keep her happy. Cheers!' 'I'll have two small kids!' We have Punjabi folk all around. All around here. Even in the audience. People think Punjab gives a lot of comedians to the nation. how parents will introduce their children? This is our eldest laughter. Eldest laughter. This is our youngest laughter. These two one liners took birth few days back. I told them not to. But their humor is very good.

Well, I'm really tired. Mr. Sharma had no children for nine years. Then he adopted a joke. In Punjab, songs are played on every occasion. A girl went missing. People made a song on that. From the way she smiles it seems she is from Lahore. From the way she looks it seems she is from Punjab. From the way she walks it seems she is from London. Find out from which city she belongs? Wow! - Oh! - Wonderful. Well, we can't have a bond with a girl who can't stay at one place. Well, the wedding cards n

owadays are so weird. Earlier, the cards were very simple. Tony and Sweety's wedding date has been decided. Please do attend with your family. But nowadays the wedding cards are so big. In the box you'll get a snack packet dry fruits. and a whisky bottle. Really. - It seems like they requested the guest to enjoy sitting at home. Also, the card will have a big packing. There will be several boxes. When he reaches the final card he realises that his wedding was yesterday. This happened to me. And

the guest keeps looking for address on the card. People write weird addresses. 'Hello, Karthar, I'm unable to find the address.' 'Where is the Neelam resort?' 'I'll beat you up. Which Neelam resort?' 'Neelam is the name of the bride.' And the cards have weird names. For example, Sohail Prathap Singh weds Pinky. Mahi Singh Ahluvaliya weds Ginny. Ginny. It seems like one girl is getting married to four men. And the names are same. In Punjab, some males and females has the same names. We don't unde

rstand who the bride is and who the groom is. Men and women has the same name and that proves that there is no partiality between girls and boys. Good. - Wonderful. Great. We are at every place in the world. India, America, Canada, China Japan, Nepal, Australia, West Indies Netherland, New Zealand, England Scotland, Holland, Poland Finland, Ireland, Iceland. South Africa, South Korea, Colombia Jamaica, Libya, Kenya, Sri Lanka Bangladesh, Pakistan, Afghanistan.. - Wow! Dubai, Iraq and Iran. Argen

tina, Brazil, Germany, France Greece, Italy, Indonesia Malaysia, Mexico, Norway, Nigeria, North Korea. Spain, Syria, Sweden, Turkey Tokyo, Uganda. Thank you so much. Thank you. We enjoyed it a lot. The way you change the flow is amazing. Transition from fast to slow jokes and vice versa. And you accommodated all the variety of skills you have. Your breathless speaking. You danced in the beginning. So you got us in a good mood. So, thank you very much for this entertaining piece. Thank you. - Mr.

Happy your name itself has happy in it. Also, with your jokes you made us more happy. He mentioned about marriages. The word useless made me remember something. He forgot to mention that during the weddings the most important person is the most useless person. Why? - He does nothing. He enters every room and asks if everything is ready or not. No one knows what he is asking about. They reply, 'Yes'. Then he goes to the kitchen and asks if they served tea outside or not. Outside. - No one knows

about who he is talking. They'd admit giving the tea but forget the person. Then he'd go to the maid telling her to wash the dishes. There are bound to be more dishes when you look around. Then he'll have someone check the cars parked outside. And that man would move a car out of respect. And such a man thinks he made the wedding possible. Amazing! - Amazing! I get two tickets free. - You may take four. Happy, you seem like a compressed Sardar. I never saw one like you before. He looks like a mi

niature of Harbhajan Singh. - He does. The second one. He never had one so small. And when you let out the joy and laughter everybody was happy. Be it them, me or her. Everybody was happy so it is time! Come on! Punjabi! - That is what we wish to say! We are so happy. A big hand for you. So our guests are very busy promoting their film. And they need to leave now. Thank you for joining us. Please join me on the stage. One more time. I hope you enjoyed in the show. Absolutely, it was so much fun.

Everyone was so good. It was so tough to judge. The audience was great. Thank you for having us. I've had a ball! It is probably the best promotion. Shilpa, say a few words before you leave. I'll rather let Mr. Shekhar say as he is really good at it. What did you want to say? - We have to keep our promise. We need to visit the theatres to watch this movie! Amazing! Thank you! Thank you! It is time to find out who shall be sent to holding area. I have the scores with me. First is Abhay Sharma wi

th 100 points. Well deserved. - Superb. Closely followed by Shambhu Shikhar with 93 points. Excellent! Excellent! Amit, you get 90 points. Pritish, you got 88 points. Happy you scored 87 points. And you three will go to the holding area. Abhay Sharma and Shambhu Shikhar you are going to the quarter finals.