A Laughter Night With Vrajesh -Good Night India-Raatwala Family Show-Ep 11-Full Episode-11 Feb 2022

'If it was for acting, they could have woken me up at night' 'and called me, I would have come to do it.' 'This is stand-up comedy, friend.' 'At first, we delivered only one dialogue' 'so, they got the call-back done in a similar way.' 'I say that my first gag is that nobody is able' 'to pronounce my name properly.' Hello, India! Your treasure of happiness is back. Now, don't go from front of the TV for half an hour. Laughter will enhance your face glow because this is your only night family sho

w. So, welcome to.. 'Good Night, India..' - 'Good Night, India..' Guys, I'm Amit Tandon, produced by mother, directed by wife and supported by friends. Now, even your friends have joined your mother and wife! When no one else proves to be useful, friends prove to be useful. So, I've brought them with me today. Please give them a big hand. Mr. Tandon, it's your greatness that you are referring to us as friends. Or else, you are so senior to me that my dad has listened to your stand-up act on radi

o. That too, on Akashvani. When there would be crackling sound in between people would say that it's laughter. Earlier, you guys used to insist that you want to come on TV. Now that I have brought you here you are mocking me! We said we want to come on TV but we didn't say with you. We said we want to come with Jiya and you are cohosting with her forcibly. By the way, Harsh is coming on TV for the first time. But he has been caught stealing many times. He has come on CCTV many times. Okay then!

So, India, with a big round of applause, please welcome the supertalented actor and a wonderful human being Mr. Rajesh Hirjee! Play that last one again. I hope the sound didn't come from back. With what name did you call me? Rajesh Hirjee. Say loudly Hail.. - Raj.. - Goddess Durga.. Yes, say it. What.. Try. - Oh! - Try.. Vrajesh. Vrajesh. - Look, her tongue got twisted while saying it. Thank you very much.. - But I say that names like Vrajesh and Rajesh don't suit you. Only one name suits you. P

andu. As far as suiting is concerned, look what I have worn. I was told.. 'Wear the suit, it will look fine.' Well, the budget of this show is like that. That's why I've been given the shorts. But why do you want to do this show? Any particular reason for that? Why were you so interested and excited about this show? Come on, play it. Play it once again. Because this has happened to me. There has been no income since a long time. Have you got paid for this show? I've heard this is your first stan

d up. This is my second one. Nobody laughed in the first one. Vrajesh, please come. A big hand for him! Harsh did such a long standup.. Aren't they paying you? If you flip my standup, it'll be the tallest one. You name is Kajal, right? You met Amit Tandon and me outside, right? Please stand up. She is standing there but seems to be taller than me. Kajal, tell everybody that what did you tell Amit Tandon after seeing me? Turn around and tell everybody. Kajal said, 'Hi!' Tell my name. The one ever

ybody was saying right now. Sit. Sit! Anybody want to tell my name.. What? What is my name? Brajneesh. - Brajneesh? - Am I right? Anybody else would like to tell my name? Give the mike to him. - Hiralal. Kirti, actually, they are having fun. I'm working for 25 years. Nobody knows my name. Then, you need to take out time to keep a name. You're a sorry copy of Vicky Kaushal. Vipul Goyal. He is nice. Amit Tandon makes money but no problem. And we were doing commentary for the 20-20 match. In the co

mmentary box, Harsh Gujral said why is my social media following is less. I told him not to depress me. I don't know why my following is less. He said, nobody knows my name. This was going live. I said, maybe people don't remember me or pronounce.. I'm like a strange snake. Somebody opened a page on social media. The profile of the snake has more followers than me! If somebody didn't know my name, then standing on the street the way he said.. 'That person..' 'I can't get his name..' Even if they

don't remember my name, they try to call.. 'Hey, snake! Come here!' If they don't remember even that, they say.. 'Hey!..' My family seriously considers me as a snake.. When the lockdown started from March 2019 the temples were closed and I couldn't go. On 'Nagpanchami' festival, they used to made a video call and make the screen drink milk. Honestly, I saw such horrid days.. My friend's dad was shifted to the ICU at Nanavati Hospital. I got a call that he was at the hospital. I quickly went the

re. The ICU door opened. A voice came from behind me.. 'My husband..' I turned back. My friend's mother said, 'Comfort her' 'her husband is not fine.' I'She will feel good.' I turned back, I said, 'Madam' 'it is okay.. Sir..' I thought for a moment, he is no more. Then I realised he is alive. I said, 'Sir..' She said, 'What?' 'Your uncle..' 'Snake, open your shirt.' Why? She said, 'I want to see your snake.' We go to hospital in two situations. If he had or will have something. I told you what h

appened to me. When I went to the hospital the next time, when something was about to happen. Baby. A snakelet. Now, the doctor saw the snakelet and said 'He is 48 years old.' I said, 'What?' He said, 'Not your son, you.' 'Who takes a baby at this age?' I said, 'I'. What did he mean by takes? Is he a taxi? 'Hey, we want a taxi..' It happens. I came out of OT and told mom 'It is a boy.' Mom said, 'How?' I said, 'The way you had me, same procedure.' If someone has a baby at 48 people doubt before

congratulating. 'Are you sure?' 'I was sure, we will have a daughter.' He came out of womb. The nurse held him as if he is Lion King's baby. I saw and said, 'Boy!' 'That's a googly.' He was doing 2020's commentary with me. He said, 'Sir, you made a baby at 50?' I said, 'Yes. So what?' He said, 'First or second?' I said, 'Last one.' Is there any scope at 50 for a second one? I got a baby at an age when my friend are planning to retire. When I will lose my teeth, my son will get his. When I meet m

y friends, one says 'My son completed his 12th.' Another said, 'My son got an internship.' I say 'My son just did potty.' When he does not do it in the bought undergarments I organise parties. Few people are miser or very kind.. My son always does potty. What to do? Sometimes when I see him I think, if he is a kid or Bhakra Nangal Dam. He used to use 16 pairs of underwear a day. Baby's underwear cost Rs. 27 each. 16 pairs of underwear. That means Rs. 432 per day. I spend approx. Rs. 1.5 Lakh on

underswear per year. I can get a Japanese toilet made in that amount. The tap will be on and off when I will move my hands. But he is always on. The baby's tap is always on. What should I do? When his mother brings water for him, I get scared. 'Do not give him water, his underwear cost Rs. 27.' There is so much padding in it. When I saw it the first time I got confused if it is a mattress or underwear. When my baby will be of the age to go to disco or party may be 17 types, he will say, 'Dad' 'I

am just going to club. I will come back in half an hour.' 'Swear on me, you will be alive until I come back.' But I'll surely take my revenge. If he is 3 years old now and I am 50 years old. So, when I'll be 73 or 70.. Yes, he would be 22. When I will be 70 years old. I will wear undergarments then. And what costs Rs. 27 today will surely cost Rs. 270 then, at least. How much more will I say? That's all. You did this as I told the truth? That I have so much courage. Who else will know the expen

se of diapers? They're very costly. Why are you calling it expensive? Use something that's inexpensive for example, sponges. Fit it to the baby. Is that not expensive? - Put some cotton, pal. Put some flour, our local way. If you feel that's also expensive sit beside him with open hands. I came like that, 'Give me this much, at least.' 'I will do it.' I feel you took out your frustration here. Where you waiting for this? No, he did that when googly happened. I would have said that if you didn't.

Thank you. - Thank you. Friends, thanks a lot, for coming here. No, Amit, how can we let them go so soon? For the first time such people came who made you speechless. What do you want to do with them? I want them to come for the entire month. But I know it is not possible to continue this now. But, India, this will continue tomorrow with these friends. We will see you tomorrow, 10.30 pm, in your personal family environment. Till then. - Good night, India..