A Nurse Toto Season 2 Episode 2 (Waria Inspection Day) ft Nasra Yusuf

♪ Babu, how do I look? Do I look like Miss Kenya? If there's something that scares me, is telling a girl that she doesn't look good. You are not attractive. Because I might ruin your day. Babu, I have just asked you whether or not I look good. You don't look bad. My sister, you look okay. Babu, surely, I look okay? I don’t want people to say that the receptionist here disappoints us. This time, I want to look good. You know that people in this office blame me for all the problems. I really don't

have any luck. Here you just need to do good and walk away. Officers from the Ministry of Health are coming here today. I want to ensure a high standard of cleanliness. Dr. Babu. The cleanliness doctor. You have just reminded me. Just the other day, Sly and the doctor said they are going to conduct some digital marketing. They brought a pregnant woman. I am telling you we are lucky that the health officers didn't come here. We would be in so much trouble. Hey! Doc! Doc! Doc! Doc! You brought a

dwarf to our live knowing very well he was a dwarf. Okay, let's assume it was a child. Who gives birth to a child who can walk? We wanted a new born and you brought a whole toddler. It's okay. Your day is coming. Your day is coming, I am telling you this. Polite. It is coming. My sister, that was funny, a dwarf? Sly is really pissing me off. I heard of their idea and I knew things had to go wrong. (singing) Stop right there. If you knew you were coming to speak in your native language, you shoul

d have brought a translator. Does this look like Mogadishu to you? Young girl, where's Fatuma? Fatuma? What is your name? I am Mama Halima. Is Mama Halima on your ID? Young girl, don't ask me many questions. I am looking for Fatuma. I am looking for Fatuma. Who is Fatuma? Fatuma is my sister's daughter. She called me saying she's in hospital, where is she? I said, there's no one by the name Fatuma here. If you want Fatuma, go out and look for her. (shouting) Who are you and what do you want? Get

out with your perfumes. Get out with your perfumes. Get out! Where is Fatuma? She's called Wambounderscore , she got a C in high-school, graduated as a comrade with the help of cheat sheets. And she got a job as a nurse with her fellow colleagues. Welcome to Facility One. The nurses in this hospital are Gen Z. The doctor and the bosses are millennials, and the patients are from all generations. ♪ Beautiful girl. Sweet one. Vee, how are you? You're so cute when you're angry. I'm just okay Doc. V

ee the intern. You're still an intern yet Wambo left? Her slot is empty and you're still an intern? Don't you think this hospital is making a fool out of you? Boss said I should wait for a few weeks, but, I have submitted my documents, for Wambo's slot. I am very angry seeing a beautiful girl like you being called an intern. I am very influential in this hospital. You should be the top nurse. If you have such influence, why can't you make it happen? You know... This is Nairobi, people make thing

s work themselves. if you help me out, you'll help yourself out. What does that mean? Put in some effort, send me some goodnight messages, good morning. How have you been? Have you eaten, if not, can I be the food? Effort. I bring high value to this hospital. I deserve it. I don't need to sell myself for opportunities. Being an intern in this country is such a disaster. You were a beautiful girl, now you're a feminist. It's alright. Really? You look so cute. Your Chemistry is so strong. Vee, wha

t have you done to him? He is not his usual self, he is different. Doc, just love this girl so she can stop torturing herself academically. You know, love and work can't work for me. Let me give you some privacy. In fact, I was looking for you, not her. The boss said that Wambo's slot needs to be filled ASAP, so look for a hardworking friend who needs a job. At least, give them the slot, as long as they're hardworking. I hope they consider me, I applied. Baby girl. The hospital still need an int

ern. Even if I left, you wouldn't get the position. But don't worry, one day it will work out. Am I not good enough? Stop being so pitiful. First, help me apply some varnish on my nails. They don't look good on the live. And by the way, take it seriously, it might be your side hustle. Maybe your main. Please get out, I said I'll inform you when your patient is here. I don’t want a crowd in here. We have no problem, we just wanted to know if she can lay down somewhere, she's very tired. She had a

very long journey yesterday. Do you hear yourself? You came here to rest? This is Facility One, not a hotel in Eastleigh. Don’t get angry. Will she swallow the bed if she lies down? You came here? I have been waiting for you in the house. Why did you come alone? Where is Abdullah, where is Mohammed? Stop it! This is not Kismayu for you to crowd in here. Why are you so angry? Where is the doctor, I want to talk to the doctor not the watchman. What is it this time? Are you calling me a watchman?

Is calling someone a watchman an insult? Why are you discriminating other people's jobs? Am I disrespecting other people's jobs or did you just call me a watchman? You're getting angry over such a small issue. Tell me why you're here, are you also looking for Fatuma? I am Fatuma, and I am really sick. I have a headache, a backache, my whole body is in pain. Yesterday I fainted. Everything you're telling me won't help. I am a receptionist. How old are you? Write 90. Stop wasting my time, I know y

ou are not 90. Why are you so angry? I am not even done with my sentence, write 95. I did not ask for your year of birth, how old are you? Sorry, I forgot, write... Is such a simple calculation difficult for a watchman? Write 26. Passport Number? I know you don't have an ID. Now you just insulted us. Because we are Somali, you say we don't have IDs? You think we don't have IDs? I have an ID, here it is. Don't think lightly of us. Here's my ID. And if you keep discriminating against your patients

, we will buy this hospital and put up a shy scraper. Take your anger elsewhere. Pay 1000, then you can see the doctor. The doctor will attend to you. Everyone else can get out. She's going to die. Hi Babe, I am just from a shift right now. But it is very cold. People are being forced to stay indoors. For real? Babe, if I were you I'd go out to enjoy the snow. Please show me, please. Oh My God! Of course I know you do, but, it is heavily snowing here. Okay, show me. Yeah, sure. You know I care f

or you. So let me show you something. This is the snow that fell on me on my way here. Someone can think it's all salt. Oh my God, you are so funny. Anyway, enough about me, how is that ghetto, Facility One? Babe, let me just tell you the truth, since you left, this place is so boring. The re-branding caused no change. I heard that they want to get a new nurse to replace you. Replace me? Wambo? Don't they know that I am irreplaceable. Wambo is Facility One, and Facility One is Wambo. Babe, I jus

t wanted to tell you that I want to resign. Wow! Did you get a new job? Congratulations! No, I wanted you to find me someone in US. Even if it's someone I can date. Actually, find me someone in LA, because it's close to Hollywood. (stutters) Well, I haven't made any connections just yet. But very soon I'll be able to sort you out. If you want me to help you join the FBI, I got you. Wambo, stop saying soon. Just write a letter saying I am your step sister and I am in need of care. Baby, I will tr

y my best. I promise. So Babe, should I resign from Facility One? No. I did not say that. No. Do not resign, I just said I will try my best. Please, get me out of here. Okay Baby, I'll try. Okay. Anyway, let me get ready. The Inspection officers are coming and it's so stressful. I have to look smart. I know. But you know, these people in your country baby, they are poor and hungry, you'll just pay them and they'll leave. You'll be okay. It's okay, I'll talk to you later. Bye Bestie. See you baby

. You have so many symptoms. Fever, trembling, joints, What disease is that, is it malaria? It can't be malaria, mosquitoes can't get to me in this cloth. I don't understand you. Those symptoms might be of typhoid, cholera, what disease is this? My friend said that I might have fatigue, no wonder I am so fatigued and tired. It might be fatigue. That is what I am ailing from. Fatigue is for the rich, for you, it's poor working conditions and poor sleeping patterns. Do not dare sell that carpet un

der 6000 shillings. It's an original from Turkey. Do not sell at another price, only 6000. What we will do, because there's no illness, It might be many things, I don't know which specifically. You’ll go get the first test, then- Amina! Amina I can hear you. Don't give Abdi anything if he doesn't have money. He will ruin my business, don't give it to him. If Abdi doesn't have money, return my things. Sorry Doc, you know I run businesses out here. We will do all the tests, we can start with malar

ia. If you say you have a fever- Hello. (speaking Somali) Switch that phone off and respect your doctor. Is everyone in this hospital angry at the patient? From the watchman to the doctor. Is your brain working well? You have a cocktail of fever, pain, I don't know what you're ailing from. Don't direct your misery at me. Go get tested for everything. Go to room number 5 and get tested for everything so we can know what's wrong. Imagine the doctor doesn't know what's wrong with me. Let's go to an

other hospital. Why do you keep walking past us? Why is the cleaner coming close to the patients? As-salamu alaykum. Alaykum as-salamu. I did not intend to anger you. The Swahili people say, he who praises the rain, has been rained on. I did not want to offend you. What are you talking about? Is this a hospital or a school? Your Swahili is too heavy. Don't worry, I was eaves dropping, and I heard that your problems can't be solved scientifically. From your condition, these are evil spirits. Have

you heard him? I am cursed? How am I possessed? How can we be cursed? I have a special doctor from Saudi, When you get to that end, you can wait. The evil spirits will go away. You'll be okay. It it's true I am cursed, I don't want to stay this way. How much does it cost? Do you have 500 shillings? Is your head okay? Something we sell for 200 you want to sell it to us for 500 shillings. Is your brain okay? Just one remaining. You have one remaining but there are loads of it in Eastleigh. And th

ey sell at 200 shillings. What makes yours expensive? Mine is special, it has been crafted by an expert. Ours is also special. I'll stay with the evil spirits. Stop interacting with these stressful people. They are supposed to go in there. Get in that door. Hey, excuse! What are these things? Who is this? What are these for? These belong to Fatuma. She said I should bring them here. This is a hospital. Yes, she asked me to bring them here. Take these things out of here. Madam! Welcome to the war

d. Feel comfortable. Me and my colleague will be taking care of you today. Vee, what is that smell? I think I'll get an allergic reaction or something. Perfume! You know what? Deal with them, my allergies are flaring up. Bye. You, where's the pillow? Where is the duvet? Our friend can't sleep on a tiny bed. 6 by 6. (speaking in Somali) This is for people who are almost dead. Change this. That is the standard we have for everyone. I am so sorry. Where are these people? You left your friend bringi

ng in things into the reception, do you know this is a hospital? Call him and tell hi to remove them. Watchman, I am sorry. I did not know he had brought the things to your door. I am very sorry. Give me that phone. Mkamba! You have really embarrassed me. Why did you leave my things at the hospital? Do you have a functioning brain? Move those things from the door and bring them to the ward. Doesn't he know, this is a hospital? Stop! You can't bring them here, this is worse, this is the ward. Oh

my! Sly! How many pieces did he bring? Let's see that one. I guess it's this one. I am a vine, and I am fruitful. Sly! Babu, where is Sly? As we speak, she might be in Naivasha. You know those people have taken their things to the ward, the ward now looks like a stall in Eastleigh. What's wrong with you? Who are you and why are you bringing these things to the hospital? Do you know what day it is? Madam you have a lot of questions. These belong to Fatuma, she has a party at her place. Shisha in

a hospital? Barrack. Health Officer. License? You have shisha in a hospital? Are you serious? They belong to Fatuma, she asked me to bring them here. We have a patient with an issue with her lungs, we asked her to bring this as exhibit. Are you serious with your work? You, are you the doctor? I don't work here. You are the doctor, right? This is a butchery coat. Butchery coat? You know I can shut down this hospital, what are you doing here? Don't do that, men talk. No, show me around. Show me ar

ound. Guys, I am telling you, I cannot pamper a patient. For who? You're sick for who? Even me I have a life. Your perfumes stink and they give me allergies. Can't you be professional? So these are your nurses? You know... So you don't care for patients? You know re-branding comes with a lot of challenges. Open the door. Is this a market or a hospital? You are not serious. Hello. Come with some police to Facility One. Come with the other officers too. The case is huge. Let me talk to our boss. H

ello Boss. We have an emergency, the health officials are here. There's a small issue with the certificates. Let me talk to them, they will take it. Let's do this, let's talk. The boss is asking if we can meet in the middle. Let's meet. They are just hungry, I gave him 50,000. The boss sent it. Really? You'll have to talk to these people and put it on their bill. Giving a health official 50,000 is very expensive. It's just because we had shisha, he would have accepted 10,000. Where's the shisha

guy? You're asking me about him? I don't want anything to do with him, I chased him away. No, look for him, we can now throw a party. We now the big bosses, we know people. Really? Call that guy. Hey! You shisha guy! Move! Shisha guy! That guy is long gone. They are joking around with work. You should take people's numbers. What are you doing here? I am Morris from the Ministry of Health. Morris from Health. What ministry? We have already dealt with the Health Officer. Call your colleagues, they

were here, we have just dealt with them. What is wrong with these officers? Talk to your bosses, one of your officials was here. Barrack was here, call your office. We have not sent anyone, I am the only one assigned to this area, that was not our officer. I demand to see your documents. And by the way, why do you have shisha bongs in hospital? I want to see the other rooms. Hello, Boss. Check WhatsApp.