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A Nurse Toto Season 2 EPISODE 3 (Opportunist Tapeli ft Dj Shiti)

Season 2 Episdoe 3 of A Nurse toto is here, drama unfolds at facility one as an opportunist areives, will Wambo still maintain the lie, catch your favourite cast in this amazing episode Maryanne: Marya Okoth, Sly : Ciku Muchiri, Babu: Omwami Kevin, Vee the intern : Fao shishy. starring Dj Shiti, written by Eddie Butita LETS CONNECT facebook : https://www.facebook.com/eddiebutita twitter : https://www.twitter.com/eddiebutita Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/eddiebutita

Eddie Butita

2 days ago

♪Happy birthday to you. ♪Happy Birthday dear Sly ♪Happy birthday to you. Happy Birthday babe. Thanks. Happy Birthday Sly. Thank you. (blows kiss) Sly. You know we care about you. It's just that the economy is bad, we would have bought you a huge cake. And spread in on your cheeks. You look really good. Seriously guys? You couldn't get me a cake worth 1000 shillings? Surely? Weren't you the one saying, This year, I don't want to do sugars. I don't want to do wheat. Surely! Well yeah, but a cake i
s an exception. Babe. Do you know you're the first person to be celebrated in Facility One? Stop being ungrateful. Surprise? Surprise guys? A surprise without money stays on WhatsApp. You hid yourselves to sing me a song I can download? Wow. You want to complain? You want to complain? I am not complaining. Anyway! I just can't wait for the surprise my boyfriend has planned. It's going to be the best birthday ever. I'm not staying here for too long. Thanks guys. Thanks guys. I don't know, I said
I don't know. He dropped me in a Range Rover and left. We parted at 18:00 hrs as he left for the airport. These people want to kill me. Ouch. Have these people cursed me? What have they done? They want to kill me. Something here is not right, let's be honest. I will die in this hospital as they watch me. I asked, Will I die in this hospital as you watch me? Her name is Wambounderscore , she got a C in high-school, graduated as a comrade with the help of cheat sheets. And she got a job as a nurse
with her fellow colleagues. Welcome to Facility One. The nurses in this hospital are Gen Z. The doctor and the bosses are millennials, and the patients are from all generations. ♪ -[Sly]I haven't gone live in like two whole hours. It's so unlike me. Vee! Yes. Where's my ring-light? It's here. Excuse me, move. Thank you! Can I join you? And what are you going to say? Hi, my name is Vee the intern, and today I will be teaching you about internship. So today, the first lesson will be, how to alway
s be confused. Seriously Babe? Stop joking. I want to tell my people about, how I'm going to be taken to Diani for my birthday. Wambo is calling. Hi Babe, how are you? Wambounderscore , the one and only. How are you doing my American Babe? I'm doing good. America is amazing. I'm just waiting for my next shift. Wambo we have really missed you. But don't worry, I'll be joining you soon. Oh, for real? You were really serious you wanted me to find you a partner? Babe, wait till I'm done with my curr
ent. The current one? Sly! Girl! What am I missing? I am living really well. Being loved is really nice. As we speak, he's booking me a trip to Diani for my birthday. I want to ask for time off, I can't stay in this hospital. Baby girl, what are you waiting for? Go! What’s the role of an intern? Did you get another nurse? Not yet, but a lot of people are still applying. I don't know. Anyway, they'll get it. But they seriously need to get two nurses. I told you I'm going to resign. Get my bedroom
ready. So... Many people applied? Yes, Wambo, people want to work for this hospital. You know what, they can try to replace me as much as they want, but they can never, ever, replace Wambo. Wambo, I'll call you right back, my babe is calling. One minute. Hi Boo Boo, Hi my love, how are you? What do you want? I want to see the doctor. Go ahead and see them. Let me tell you a secret. You know the strength of your beauty, is secretly hidden. It's just that I am a gentleman. Otherwise I would have
slapped you. And see the illusion of Miss Kenya leaving you. What do you want? We came to earth in pairs. Trust me. When I look at you, you exactly resemble another lady, very beautiful, sophisticated, learned, updated, she's in The Czech Republic. She speaks Dutch and Latino. Her English is weak, she can't pronounce some words, because she mostly speaks in French. She was jokingly promoted, from a mere receptionist, to Human Resource manager. I prophesy that this year, may we be promoted from w
here we are, to where they never thought you would be. Please, if you don't know why you're here, leave. Pain. You mentioned it. Let me be honest, the reason why I am here, I have some chest pains, and the nerves on this side, I feel like I have malaria. Some migraines. On and off. In short, I want to be treated. Your name? I am known as Tailor Obadiah, from Mumias. Chief Tailor. Designs. They call me Kngemi Designs. I make clothes. The oversized coat by Gachagua, I can make it small enough to f
it Sakaja. People will not believe that it's Gachagua's coat. I only asked for your name, tell me your name. I'm turning 24 in August. Just write 23, it's not yet August. I am still young. I'm just wearing the poverty filter. I did not choose this. But my age group is 24-23. Can you believe it? (Exhales) You will pay 1000 for registration and 1000 for consultation. Can someone pay using the phone? Yeah. You are not doing the right thing. Then pray for me. Someone can die while you watch? When ot
hers get sick, I contribute. But when I'm sick-... That's what I'm saying. I am currently in hospital. And they need money. They said 4000 for consultation. And 2000 for administration. Yes. You take your share and give me the rest. Take 2,000 and give me 4000. Not A. Should I give you the number? Immediately. My brother, I have not had anything to eat. Okay. I told you 1000. Yes, and they are sending the money, take your share and give me 4000. here's the problem? Do you want a tip? Is this a h
otel? I didn't eat any vegetables here. -Babe, How are you my love? Hi my love! My one and only, my baby boo. I'm good. Did you get the time off? I am already planning, I'll be making bookings in a few. Aww, you're so sweet. It's your birthday, I have to spoil you. What's life without you Babe? Let me finish up, let me know when you're coming. Let me keep working. See you later. Okay Babe. See you later. Bye. What is it intern? Why are you looking at me like a TV? That's being loved. You're like
tax, unlovable. My brother, my teeth ache. And my back. My back is in too much pain. It's like the premolars have an effect. My back is in so much pain. This is what I think. Admit me for one week. And write something to show that I am not well, because I am not well. I have never seen anyone force an illness this much. You should have waited to be treated. My brother. I know myself, and I know what my body feels like. When I talk, I feel like I am stretching my ribs. Doctor, if it is possible,
just admit me. How old are you for your back to be aching? I stated that I am Gen Z. I am a very young boy. Poverty and aging move hand in hand. The world wants to be done with you. My brother, let me ask you, are you hating on a sick person? Someone who is unwell? You don't have any mercy. People from KOT, KOX. Your heartbeat is okay. Let me hear it. What frequency is this, FM? This belongs to the doctor, I don't know what's wrong with you. Who does the heart belong to? Your heart is so dirty,
you won't hear a thing. Do you want to try? You'll get a full body check up and test your stool and urine. Doctor, there's something I don't understand. I have been here for almost an hour. I have not had anything to eat. Where will I get some stool? I haven't been given any water to drink. You should have given me something to eat and make work easier. You have to pay for food. Pay 3000 for the tests. What did you say? 3000 for the test. Doctor. Auntie. My aunt, my father's sister. My father w
as born and you followed. My father's younger sister. You raised us as children and never abused us. You used to visit and you still love us. Auntie, you're going to bury me. Yes. Auntie, I am in hospital in so much pain. I came to hospital, they did some tests and I have 6 diseases. I had cerebral malaria. Cerebral malaria led to whooping cough. Whooping cough led to tetanus. Auntie, you won't believe that I had corona. Ouch. Yeah. I also have that old UTI, it has been dormant. Auntie, if it's
possible, come to this hospital. They even treat arthritis. I have about 8 doctors here. They said they want 10,000 for treatment. Talk to the doctor. Doctor, you said you need 3000. Take your share, and give me the rest. Okay? Maryanne! Maryanne. Please write me a seven day sick leave. Seven days? My boyfriend is taking me to Diani for my birthday. You know we don't have any other nurse, Vee is just an intern. You'll need to find a nurse to hire. I cannot give up my birthday trip. Everything is
paid for, seriously Maryanne? This is not love talking. You're just hungry. People say men are trash. Mine is taking me to Diani. You'll let me know, thanks. Now you can't say I never helped you. Here's a white man. Everyone will believe you're in America. But you know what I wanted, I want a few pictures and a video online. You have 10 minutes. This man is very busy. You're not the only one. Many people want him. Remember the youtuber who said she's in Canada? Where? She's in Kinoo. Pay for th
e 10 minutes. My friend, you can tell her about your services. I offer boyfriend for hire services, I could appear in front of your family as your American boyfriend. I can make your friend jealous. We can even go on a date for an extra charge. But you see, here's the thing though, I didn't want us to leave this place. All I wanted was 10 photos, and like- Tell him the truth. You want to lie that you're in America. Why did I not go to America? It was your fault. And your certificates. You resign
ed from your job. I am the one who made the fake certificates. Was it not me? Sorry guys, I've got another fake date. I'm a little bit in a rush. So if you could make a decision, time is not on our side please. Okay. So, what I can do is maybe 3000 for 10 photos. For that much, I could probably do about 5 photos. Make it 10. 3 maybe a Chinese. You can see the work I have done. I won't get a share out of that money. Make it 10. If you pay him 10, he will record a video saying, Chilling with Wambo
, in New York. Think about it. Okay, we can take photos, and then I'll upload them. Okay, sure, no problem. Send the money first before we get started. Just take the pictures. The results are not showing anything. According to the lab tests, you're okay. How am I okay? My body is in pain, I know myself. I am not okay, I am sick. I'm afraid I can't help you, it seems you are not sick. Why are you that far? Come talk to me when you're much closer. I am not allowed to do that. Come next to me. Pard
on? I'm not allowed to do that. How are you not allowed to do that? I know I have a baby face. A handsome man like me is talking to you and you hesitate? Or you want me to get cold and suffer from pneumonia like I did yesterday? It will be a loss to the hospital. Vee, you'll have to monitor him. I can't afford to miss a vacation trip. The results show he's not sick.. How am I not sick? Why are you doing this to me? Illnesses love residing in the bodies of rich people. Maybe you can check. Please
, no. Zakayo, did you hear the news? I have been in hospital for three days now. I am in hospital. They are treating me. This is what I wanted to say, I am in a really bad state, I have just regained my speech. I am not eating or drinking. I can't talk. They have me on and off the machines. I don't know what will happen next. My brother, they are asking for 20,000. 18,000 is money, I can't complain. Thank you, my brother, be blessed. Can someone withdraw 15,000 from this hospital? Right now? My
pastor, you pray for me. Pastor, I want to say this. How are you? Praise him Pastor. Pastor, I am in the hospital and I am really sick. I couldn't come to the service because, I know the woman who lives there. I wasn't able to come. Pastor, they are asking for 20,000. Where am I going to get that amount. Don't pray for me. They want 20- I think you have weak network connection. If you are not sick, leave, we have things to do. Give me your number. I don't give my number to strangers. I want to a
ppreciate you with something. You said you're off to a vacation? Are you serious? (giggles) Oh my God! Thank you! I have never come across such a nice patient, you are very sweet. You are very welcome. I wanted to ask you something. Can I stay here for one hour? Yes. I want to make more calls. Vee, go look for Babu. Vee, you can leave. Bye. I want to... Bring me my bag. Underneath my bed. Here's your bag. Thank you. Is it tearing apart? Don't worry. Budget. I want to make a call. Why are you sho
cked? Don't worry. Place it on the floor. Now, I want you to take pictures of me looking really sick. No problem, I am good with social media. Add some more on this side. There. Are you ready? Do I apply some more? Just a little on this side. There. Remember to insert the drip. It keeps falling. My drip. Are you ready? Wait. Cover my legs. Move a little. Show me your hand. Good. Take a look at these. Perfect. Apart from nursing, I think you should have done photography. Really? Thanks. Join your
friends in town and take pictured every Sunday. Send. Nephew. Cough. Nephew. My Nephew? You know you took after my face. You are my complete lookalike. You used to live with us. I am coughing from hospital. I am not okay at all. I am in hospital and they need 50,000. Sorry? Young child, what are you trying to say? I am telling you that I am in hospital coughing out blood. And you say you don't have any money? If anything happens. I said if anything happens to me. Don't dare step into our homest
ead to look at my coffin. I will spit on you, you fool. I will curse you. You sent it? I just got angry, it's the sickness. A little closer. Nice. Nice. Hands up. Yes. Nice. America. This is it. We said, promoted from where we are, to, where we never thought. Or they never thought. Or they never imagined. Sly take your friend out. This is it. I will come back, I loved it. Personally, I loved it here. Even if I twist my leg, I will come back here. Come back. I will be coming here. Even if you hav
e a headache, come back. I have frequent headaches. My toes might ache. Later. Maryanne! Bring me such patients. He gave me 2000 and owes me 3000. Your birthday starts early. I'm telling you. Wait a minute. Hello. Babe, I'm coming, I'm just leaving the... Yeah, I'm coming. I'll be a bit late, I'm on my way. Yeah. -Baby, no problem. I hope you're okay. Now, unfortunately, I'll have to cancel the trip. My uncle is very sick. I had to send him money. Maybe we can postpone the birthday. I am even pl
anning to go and see him later. He's admitted at a certain hospital called Facility One. He even sent me some pictures. What? (crying) Sly! Surely! ♪

Comments

@Diana_Marua

This Episode is The Creme De La’Creme!!!!! Shittttttiiiiiii 4lyfe 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

@kakajtv01

DJ Shiiti Hatari Saana❤❤ Kama unapenda Gonga Like 😂

@Molthunter0715

Am leaving this comment here so that if anybody likes it I will come back and enjoy the episode ❤❤nipeeni likes top 200 viewers

@TKOTUPDATESTV

I dont know why I feel like DJ SHITI has carried the show since SEASON one upto now...this guy is real Deal...WATU WA SHITI PIGA LIKES

@dennoh_phennal5754

Babu-misamiati 100% MaryAnne-Attitude 100% Sly- Slaying 100% Shiti- hillarious 100% Vee- politeness & competency100% Wambo-Faking it 100% Shifta- Ignorance with sense of humor 100% A nurse Toto is a full package😅😅😅😅

@allanSteve-gn7hi

For those who want wambu to go back to the hospital say Iiiiiii

@EddieButita

Asanteni sana it means alot keep watching🙏🏼 please subscribe 🙏🏼

@JulietMungai-fv9bw

Vee's smile when sly is on a call is killing me 😂

@giddy961

Nurse toto is a big thing 🔥🔥 kaa unaona hiyo pia piga like tukisonga👍👍

@ZurielAndmom

Leta Flaqo (mama Otis) wapelekane na receptionist..it can be awesome 😂😂

@rodneyoduor1955

Man Shitti is the real deal. He's killed it. Please make him a permanent cast. Please. We now know why TRHK will never pick without him.

@dogotize2542

dj shiti reversed the 2k alitumia sly🤣🤣🤣🤣very funy

@kennedyshitawa4109

the line "mimi bado mdogo ni filter tu ya umaskini imenipiga "🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@theeJohnfamily

Ka unatambua butita wapi likes za uku

@topthoughts3426

I think vee is an intern in real life she is too perfect😂😂😂😂

@stephennyongesa1755

kenya has talent, I have never enjoyed Kenyan comedy like this one... respect to you Butita and the crew

@NdettaBoy

I had to come here's for dj shitii wapi likes zake😅

@reybrian6520

Shitiani being featured has to be sth that made this episode special 😂😂

@shisuper_chege

Huyu receptionist dawa yake ni mama Otis 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@HawardTech_

shiti angekuwa wash wash icon 😆 kungewaka