so one day ricky and i decided to go indoor go-karting and i grew up riding go-karts but ricky had never been before and so i'm zipping around the track really fast and i look over at ricky and she's driving so slow and then all of a sudden she stops in the middle of the track and i was like what the heck like what is going on then i found out what was happening well here's what happened um basically i was sitting on a big giant vibrating piece of metal at a forward tilted angle and yeah and the
faster i went the more it vibrated and then i was just like oh so i decided to go really really slow but then i see kate zipping by me and for some reason i thought well if she can go fast i can go fast which i don't know why i assumed we had the same vaginal sensitivity we don't i am a delicate flower and kate is an unshucked ear of corn yeah i said it get in line boys so anyway i decided she can go fast i can go fast and i sped up and then it was like nope no i can't so i just pulled over and
hung my head in shame for the rest of our time an unchecked ear of corn yeah uh well you know the funniest part is you you thought that we knew what was happening like if you gave me 100 guesses i would not have guessed that that is what was going on and also if that happened to everybody who went on a go-kart i think go-karting would be a lot more popular [Applause] get on my go-kart strap myself in rev up the engine let the fun begin put my foot on the gas and i'm out of the gate but the fast
er i go the more the metal vibrates [Music] my body's tingling from my head to my toes but the thing that's really buzzing i hope nobody knows cause i'm feeling kind of funny in a biblical way god damn it's shaking hard on my georgia o'keeffe bouquet i never guessed this trembling machine would turn the motor on under my hood go cart racing accidentally masturbating go cart racing mechanical subfornicating go cart racing no stop until i cross the finish line shifting gears i can feel my heart dr
op hope nobody notices i'm getting a lube job don't need no gentleman to start my engine cause i can even feel a little rear suspension trying to cover up my scandal like i'm goldman sachs but it's getting real on this indoor track i'm about to go blind and i feel like a creep cause it's pressing on my horn like now my driving is getting erratic this transmission is automatic go kart racing accidentally masturbating go kart racing mechanical self-fornicating go kart racing no stop until i cross
the finish line if the fruit is right he might as well pluck it was gonna slow down but then i thought no one look at me cause this is it green flag go go holy go cart racing accidentally masturbating go-kart racing mechanical self-fornicating go-kart racing no stop until i cross the finish line key change key change racing accidentally masturbating racing mechanical subfornication gold card race signals dropping till i cross the finish [Music] line my dad loves that song you
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True friendship is when your friend calls you "an unshucked ear of corn" and you still come back onstage and sing with her.
No lie, I was once giving a girlfriend a ride on two-person Jet Ski and she had the same experience. She seemed to be just fine with that, so we cruised around, waving at family while she squealed from the back seat. Sadly, she left me for the Jet Ski a short time later.
I love that Riki had this experience and apparently one of her first thoughts was "the whole world needs to know...through SONG!" So good!
I find it supremely odd that the swearing has to be bleeped but literally everything else is just fine.
I know its a comedy song but can we just sit back and appreciate the harmony between both of them
According to a separate interview with the two girls, Kate's reaction to the line "unshucked ear of corn" was real because Riki had not called her that before this performance. I hope that's true, but they are good actresses so ...
"Georgia O'Keeffe bouquet," I can't 🤣🤣🤣🤣💞💞💞💞
UnShucked ear of corn... Best line ever..
God I love that they’re still around
Love it, but the fact that they bleeped "bad" words, out of a video about a girl getting off in a go-cart makes an interesting statement about how fucked up our society is.
I wish I lived in a world where Garunkel and Oates was totally popular.
Go-cart racing always feels good on Micucci.
Director: It's a comedy show, no need for dramatic pans. Camera guy: Dolly go vroom 3:40
When they got to the part of the other girl being like an "Unshucked ear of corn" I almost lost it completely. I laughed for almost 5 minutes!
Her face when she sead "we don't" I really went "I feel u lmao
Kate Micucci was my childhood crush. They’re hilarious.
Reminds me of the story of the two nuns cycling through Rome one evening. They got lost. One said to the other 'Have you come this way before?' The other said, 'No, it must be the cobblestones.'
I've never loved Kate or unshucked corn more.
WOW ! 9 years old, and I'd missed this work of comical art... What a great team! Thanks for a great performance.
😍 " I think Danica Patrick started out go cart racing " .