A Special Evening With Paritosh-Good Night India-Raatwala Family Show-Ep 26-Full Episode-1 Mar 2022

Thank you.. It's the Navaratri of jokes! We'll play Dandiya with laughter. It's the Navaratri of jokes! We'll play Dandiya with laughter! Hello! And welcome to 'Good Night India'! Woo! - Woo! - Woo.. Give a round of applause for today's special guest.. Mr. Amit Tandon! - Woo! - Woo! Woo.. - Woo.. - What the heck.. I had gone to the bathroom and you guys started the programme! What's the deal, Paritosh? Well, the thing is, Amit.. - Yes? You're the eldest here. Woo! - Woo! - I thought we should gi

ve him the feeling of a guest today since he's been working hard for quite some time. So, India, give a round of applause for TV's famous actor, comedian, writer and host.. Paritosh Tripathi. - Woo.. Thank you so much.. - Woo.. - Woo.. Jiya, I've come to the show for the first time. So, I've got something for you. My hand. - Whoa.. Woo! - Woo! - 'Jiya Shankar.' So, is it a 'yes'? Yes, let's continue with the show! - What.. You need to think about furthering the generation. I keep telling you tha

t. - Woo! Man.. You've come prepared. - Woo.. Have you also got your grandma's.. - 'Amit Tandon.' ...ancestral bracelets for her? - No.. I haven't got them. - Okay. But I've got some herbal oil for grandpa's arthritis. Whoa.. - Here you go. Woo! - Woo! - Woo.. Can I tell you something? - Yes? Please don't worry. - Okay. I'll take very good care of your granddaughter. You need to go to Haridwar after giving her away ritualistically. Woo.. - Woo.. - Woo.. Have a look. We look lovely together. Woo!

- Woo! - Woo.. Woo.. - Thank you so much for having me here. I'll try to make sure that you guys have fun. Woo! - Woo! - Woo.. Hello! This is Amit Tandon. Produced by mother. Directed by wife. - Oh, my! Woo.. - Woo.. - And, India, I'm Jiya Shankar. Single and enjoying my life. - Woo.. Woo.. - Woo! - And today we have with us the naughtiest kid in class.. Piyush Sharma from Akola, Maharashtra. Woo.. - Woo.. 'Piyush Sharma, Maharashtra. Indian Teacher and Homework.' In the US, if a guy called 'Sh

awn' acts naughty standing on a table the teacher there will say this at the most.. 'Shawn, sit down.' You need to send an Indian teacher there. Then just wait and watch.. 'Shawn, come here.' 'You need to take your glasses off.' Woo.. - He's disappointed with the so-called big-hearted Delhi. Manoj Bhandari. Woo! - Woo.. 'Manoj Bhandari, Delhi. Annoyed with the Name.' I told my first girlfriend to get a tattoo of my name. She got a new boyfriend! Woo.. - Do you know what my parents told me? 'We p

rayed to the Lord for you, dear.' And I was like.. 'So, you guys asked for a Manoj?' And we also have with us Paritosh Tripathi. - Woo.. Woo! - Woo.. 'Paritosh Tripathi, UP. Legendary Lover.' 'I won't stay awake all night thinking about you!' Woo! - Woo! - Woo.. 'I'll point the gun but not shoot!' - Woo.. Woo! - Woo! - Woo.. 'And if you don't laugh at my stand-up act' 'I'll elbow you in the back but not run away.' - Woo.. Woo.. - Woo.. Woo.. - Amit. - Yes? While introducing Manoj, you had said t

hat he's disappointed with the so-called big-hearted Delhi. Why is that? I said that because normally parents tend to be disappointed with their kids. Yes. - In Manoj's case, it's the exact opposite. He's disappointed with his parents. He's troubled because of them. So, Manoj, please come here and tell us your tale. Give a round of applause for Manoj Bhandari! All the way from Delhi! Woo! - Woo.. 'Manoj Bhandari, Delhi.' - There's always time for jokes. We have Mr. Paritosh with us today. Give h

im a round of applause. - Thank you, Manoj. - Woo.. Woo.. - Woo.. Mr. Paritosh reminds me of that ad on YouTube which doesn't have the option of skipping it. Woo! - Woo! - Well said. Nice. Before you all laugh at me I need to talk to you about a very serious topic which is my name. Manoj. The second people hear it, they start judging me the way we judge Vivek's movies without even watching them. Woo! - Woo.. - One day a guy called me up, you know. He said, 'Hello? Who is this'? I said, 'Manoj'.

He said, 'Manoj'! I said, 'Yes'! Who is this? What do you want'? He said, 'I do have some work' 'but no Manoj will be able to do it'! And he hung up! Woo! - Woo! - Woo.. Just a random guy behaving like my wife.. 'You won't be able to do anything!' Woo.. - Woo.. I don't think it was his fault because this is a horrible name. Honest! I told my first girlfriend to get a tattoo of my name. She got a new boyfriend! Woo! - Woo! - Woo! Woo.. - Do you know what my parents told me? 'We prayed to the Lord

for you, dear.' And I was like.. 'So, you guys asked for a Manoj?' And they were like.. 'Well, after all that praying' 'even we had expected something better.' It's a really horrible name. Pick any random ten Indian men. At least three of them will be called 'Manoj'. Okay? There's only one condition.. Those ten men should fall in the following categories.. The first category.. A bus boy in a bar. Second.. A tea seller. Third.. A taxi driver. Fourth.. An office boy. Do you know what the funny pa

rt is? I've met the Manojs in these four categories. Honest. And all four of them told me the same thing.. 'Sir.. Even my name is Manoj.' Woo.. - Woo! Woo! - Wow.. Great.. - Woo.. I narrated the same joke a few days ago in a different place. A guy in the audience got up and said.. 'Pal, you making fun of your name is funny' 'but you making fun of a tea seller' 'and a taxi driver' 'is not funny. That's not nice.' And I was like.. 'He's right. That didn't occur to me.' 'What's your name, pal?' Woo

.. - Woo! - Manoj. He said, 'My name is Raju'. - Oh! After hearing his name, I said that his name was a much more serious topic than my name. Woo.. - Woo.. And I was like.. 'Listen, Raju.' 'Be a gentleman.' 'You mustn't interrupt others when they're talking.' 'And I don't want to sound rude to you' 'but if I was called 'Raju'' 'I wouldn't have told anyone my name.' Him.. - Pet name? - Woo.. Woo.. - Hey, Manoj. Amit's pet name is Raju. - Woo.. And he didn't tell anyone about it! Woo.. - Woo.. I a

sked my dad.. 'Dad.' - Woo.. 'What were you thinking before giving me this name?' 'Couldn't you think of a decent name?' And he was like.. 'My son.' 'The day you were going to be born' 'I was very happy.' 'So, I thought that whoever gives me the good news' 'of you being born will be the one I name you after.' And I was like.. 'What are you saying!' 'There are doctors by the name 'Manoj'!' 'No!' 'A ward boy gave me the news of you being born.' Woo.. - Woo! - Woo.. And I was like.. 'What kind of l

ogic is that?' 'What if it were a ward girl and not a ward boy' 'called 'Rajjo'? Would you have named me 'Rajjo' then?' 'I'm not that crazy.' 'Then I would have named you 'Raju'.' Woo.. - Woo.. - Woo.. Thank you so much. You've been a lovely audience. Please welcome back your hosts. Thank you! - Woo.. Woo! - Woo.. Woo! - Woo.. - Woo.. Well, now, we know how he was named 'Raju'. Manoj.. Hats off.. - Woo.. Woo.. - Woo.. I'll send this video to Manoj Bajpayee. Thank you, Manoj! - Thank you.. - Plea

se take your seat. - Thank you. - Thank you so much. Woo.. - Amazing. - Woo.. Amit, tell me something.. - Yes? Did you ever engage in a weird shenanigan in school? Well, by definition, shenanigans tend to be weird. But I did such things in school. Once, in school we had applied indelible colours on our teacher on Holi. Woo.. But coming to such shenanigans everyone has done it and Piyush Sharma will be talking about it. Please welcome Piyush Sharma from Akola, Maharashtra! Woo.. - Woo.. - Woo.. H

i. Hi, guys. Hello, everyone. I was watching the news for the material for my jokes. 'Piyush Sharma, Maharashtra.' - And I found out something about the US. You must've watched the news. There are shootouts in their schools. Some kid brought a gun to school. - Yikes! Once, I had worn a cap to school. The teacher insulted me so very much that my soul has started hating caps. I won't wear caps in my next life either. Woo.. - Woo.. - There's a lot of difference.. For example, in the US, if a guy ca

lled 'Shawn' acts naughty standing on a table the teacher there will say this at the most.. 'Shawn, sit down.' You need to send an Indian teacher there. Then just wait and watch.. 'Shawn, come here.' 'You need to take your glasses off.' Woo! - Woo! - Woo! There's a lot of power in the slaps of Indian teachers. In my school, a Biology teacher slapped a kid and he started scoring really well in Maths! Remember? The teachers had a favourite weapon.. Wooden scale. Remember that dainty guy in class?

The second the scale would touch him he'd start doing the Garba. 'Ouch..' Woo.. - Woo.. - Woo.. And the other kids would start saying.. 'He's just pretending.. Hit him harder..' "O flying bird.." - Woo.. Do you know which classes I hated the most in school? First.. Drawing class. And the second most horrid class.. Craft. It was just like drawing class. We drew various things with a pencil but we didn't fill any colours in it. We used to glue pulses to them! We used to glue pencil shavings to the

m! We used to glue pistachio shells to them! I asked the teacher.. 'Why make us engage in this tom-foolery?' He said.. 'This teaches us waste management, child.' I said, 'It wasn't waste to begin with'! 'I sharpened the pencil thereby producing waste!' 'The whole family ate pistachios last night!' 'Only then was I able to submit this project!' Woo! - Woo! - Woo! Woo.. - 'My family doesn't even eat pistachios!' 'You wrecked my family's budget for a measly 10 marks!' Thank you, guys. Thank you so

much. Woo.. - You've been a lovely crowd. Woo! - Woo! - Woo.. That refreshed a lot of school-time memories. Amit, make Jiya turn this side. Jiya.. Hi! I'll talk only to you. Listening to him reminded me of my school. Ours was a very poor school. We didn't even have a blackboard. Our teacher used to write on a buffalo. And if the buffalo would start walking, the whole school used to walk behind it. The buffalo used to tour the whole village! Woo! Thank you, Piyush! Please take your seat. Woo.. -

Well done.. Jiya, what kind of guys do you like? Well, Amit I like the kind of guys everyone else likes.. I mean, he should be loving, caring, funny and most importantly, romantic. Jiya. Won't you be okay with a guy who's a host and a poet? The qualities she spoke of don't run the household! And I'm not like Amit. I don't live off my wife. Woo.. - Tell me. I'm ready. I just need the head gear. Then come here and say what you want to. I'll also say things other than 'I love you'! - The stage is y

ours. - Absolutely! So, India! Presenting Paritosh Tripathi! 'Paritosh Tripathi, UP.' - Poem or a joke? Joke.. - Poem.. Both? - Joke. - Poem. Okay. Then let me tell you the news. 'I won't stay awake all night thinking about you!' Woo! - Woo! - Woo.. 'I'll point the gun but not shoot!' - Woo.. Woo! - Woo! - Woo.. 'And if you don't laugh at my stand-up act' 'I'll elbow you in the back but not run away.' Woo.. - Woo! - Woo! My name is Paritosh Tripathi. People ask me how I am related to Pankaj Trip

athi. I tell them that my relationship with him is the same as the one between Amit Tandon and Raveena Tandon. Woo.. - Woo! - Woo.. We.. - Woo.. - We just have the same surname. He and I don't meet each other. But Mr. Pankaj met me yesterday. 'How are you?' Woo.. - Woo! - Woo! 'How's everything?' I said I was going to be on this show. 'You're going there for stand-up comedy, right?' 'In comedy, you must never share two things with people.' I asked him what they were. 'Why should I tell you?' Woo

.. - Woo! - Woo.. Woo.. - I think this is the only show.. I think it's the very first and only show in which people of the digital media work on TV. So, tell me.. How did it feel to have an expensive lunch? Woo.. - Woo.. - Woo.. They pay attention only to subscribers! If they have a baby, they don't call it their heir. They say, 'Congratulations! It's another subscriber'! Woo! - 'Like it! Do subscribe to it! Share it!' They're really used to saying all this. This joke doesn't apply to the three

of you. It pertains to a handsome guy. He told his girlfriend.. 'I like you a lot.' 'If you like, I can share you.' Three guys behind him raised their hands. 'With us?' - Woo.. - Woo.. They had to be skipped after much persuasion. - Woo.. I knew this show would be a major hit. Because an endeavour which has the blessings of elders is always a success. I didn't say that! And we have an elder right here, on this show! Oh, come on.. - Woo.. - Woo.. He's the Alok Nath of the world of comedians. Yes!

One day, he'll give Jiya away to me ritualistically. Woo! - Woo! - Woo! Woo.. - Woo.. - So.. Guys, I've struggled a lot in life. It took me ten years.. People recognised my face a bit after ten long years but they were mostly my family members. And the second my face became a known face the government said that we need to mask up! Woo.. - 'Keep your faces covered!' Corona cost me on a personal level! But there are advantages of keeping the face covered. One gets rations for free. One can't tell

if it's me or Amit. Well, I was born in UP. UP is known for love and amity. But people are really confused about love. You should go to Agra. It doesn't have just a grand symbol of love. Right behind it, it also has bruises on its back. The police use a lot of batons. - Woo.. - Really.. If they happen to see a handsome guy.. Don't look over here. Look here and there. Any handsome guy.. 'What! You got your boyfriend along!' 'Is this an engagement or what?' 'I'll get you two married!' Woo! - Woo!

- Woo.. Jiya, I missed telling you this.. I'm from UP. And the people from UP are really romantic. My family is brimming with romance and love. My paternal grandfather was a big time lover boy. He was such a big time lover boy that the officers from the census department would know about the women there just by talking to him. He was really talented! He could tell which sandal belonged to which girl. Woo.. 'Number 6..' 'Meenakshi's mother.' Woo.. - Woo.. - 'No.. Number 5.' Woo.. - Woo.. The gra

ndfather of our family was of such a nature. So, his future generations couldn't have become doctors or engineers. Everyone turned out to be a romantic. Then my elder uncle shouldered this title. Well, he was in love. So, he used to sing only one song.. "Youth won't return.." - Woo.. "Youth won't return.." - Woo.. And he was an oddball! The second this song would play he would take whatever he was holding and start doing the hook step. Woo.. - Once, he was working with a saw. Woo.. - Woo.. Someo

ne played this song right behind him. Woo.. - Woo.. - Woo.. The saw cost him very dearly that day! - Woo.. He understood the meaning of this song that day.. 'Once youth goes away, it doesn't return.' Woo.. - Well, enough about my uncle. Then I took charge of our family business. Woo! - Woo! - Woo! Well, I flirt like crazy. Honest. This is for the ones who flirt.. So, listen.. 'She has turned me into an OTP in love.' 'She has turned me into an OTP in love.' 'Tell her that I don't get used more th

an once.' Woo.. - Woo.. And the next few lines are.. 'I've moved the thumb' 'on the lips many times..' - Woo. - Woo. 'Many times..' - Woo.. 'I've moved the thumb on the lips many times.' 'She can unlock my phone using the lips.' Woo.. - Woo.. - Woo.. Jiya, do you like reading? Yes.. - Read out the wedding vows with me. Do you like writing? - Yes.. - Woo.. Write your name with mine. - Woo.. - Woo.. Do you like watching? - Woo.. Yes.. - Watch us grow old together. You and me. Woo! - Do you like un

derstanding? Yes.. - You won't find a better guy than me. Understood? Woo! A new building is making you an offer! I wonder how you enjoy yourself sitting next to a dilapidated building. - Woo.. Woo.. - Woo! Thank you so much.. - Thank you. Woo.. So, India, in order to bring a smile on your beautiful faces we'll meet again tomorrow at 10:30 p.m. Until then.. Good Night India! - Good Night India! Woo.. - Thank you so much. - Woo.. Woo..