Welcome to your first day of Boeing, everyone. My name is Hank Marshall. I'm going to be leading you through today's workshop. Let's see how well you know us. What is the Boeing approved way of checking a door seal? Hotel key card. Correct! And how does Boeing lubricate the seals of a 737 Max door? An industrial lubricant? Wrong. You. Dawn dish soap. And how do we clean that door seal? A cheesecloth. A really wet cheesecloth. Someone studied! When we ship a 737 to say, Alaska Airlines, should yo
u attach the four key bolts on the door latch? Duh. I want to say... no. You are really going to fit in here. Can anyone tell me how much we settled with the DOJ for the 346 victims of the two crashes in 2018 and 2019 to stop them from indicting us? What, like a billion? No. 2.5 billion. This is wrong. You're prioritizing profits over safety, and I won't stand for it. That was very moving. You know what? You've got managerial potential. I do? Oh, yeah. Just go with our two executives, Mr. Knuckl
es and Dr. Buryhim, here. They're going to finish the rest of your training. Come with us. Now, does anyone else have any questions? Company cheer in 3! One, two, three! [All] Profits over people! [All] Profits over people! Did you get all that?
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This isn't even comedy, this is a documentary lol
This is the most savage comedy I have seen. Freaking Bravo!
This is what a show like 22 Minutes is meant for.👍
Here’s hoping my trip to Italy uses an Airbus. checks ticket Boeing 777. I’ll either get to see the Vatican or the big man Himself.
22 minutes killing it with great comedy lately
“For legal reasons we are not speculating on the death of the Boeing whistleblower” 💀 Literally.
Finally!!! Something humorous on CBC.
Having fear of flying, and only have been on one flight on a 747, back in 77, and after seeing this, I am not breaking my record. Hello from Illinois.😂
Boeing: the airline named after the sound effect often added to videos of plane parts bouncing off the tarmac during take-off.
Shockingly true.I actually read this the other day in the times. LOL!
Dark, very dark, very very dark
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Three of these things make sense: Room card - consistent thickness, easily available world wide and unlikely to damage the seal. Dish soap - long used to install windshield and other seals, probably no different than the industrial lubricant Cheesecloth - rough enough to remove any crusties on the seal without damaging the rubber And one makes me want to puke. 2.5 billion over 346 victims - that's 7 million a pop. That's roughly what a Boeing VP makes in a year and 1/3 the salary of the CEO - just the cost of doing business.
I love 22 Minutes videos. Still savage!
Does Boeing Wikipedia article have "in popular culture" section? If not, it should, and this should be linked
(tune of careless whisper) 🎵 im never gonna fly again 🎵
If it’s Boeing, I ain’t going.
Well done
True all Dat!!!
Brilliant🇨🇦