AADIMANAV | Round2Hell | R2H

Sometimes... life throws you in such tornados... ...which you didn't even see coming. It feels like you're swimming against the current. As if the whole world is conspiring against you! Then we run. I am also running. But this is not running away! This is like taking a step back to take a breath! In fact, this is like saying... Hold on life, I am not done yet! Well, you must be thinking who I am and why am I running? My name is Kay. And the people after me are from my own community. I am running

because I have badly thrashed their leader! Now, you must be thinking, why, when, and where? So, let's review it from the beginning. Almost 16 Lakh years ago! When we were living according to the rules of the wild... *Ancient conversation* ...where we had to hunt for survival! *Ancient conversation* *Ancient conversation* And if we didn't get any food... ...it was like a tragedy. (Screaming in anger) Oh my God! What is this place? So beautiful! Beautiful views! And that too in your life joy! Th

is must definitely be a dream! Let me shoot myself to check... ...but what if it's not a dream? This is the reality! At least I found humans in this deserted place *Confused ancient conversation* *Enquiring in ancient* What kind of a dress is this? This must surely be some fancy dress bullshit! Hello, my name is Joy... Bizzare stories are told. But no one was ready to hear them. So, it was time to call that one person! *farting caller tune* *receiving the call* *getting excited about the call* N

ow it was time for a second ring. *ordering to call again in ancient* But the talk time was over! *groans in pain* *explaining in ancient* I believe I was the first sketch artist in human history! The chief thought he was a learned man! And I never hesitated to take advantage of this opportunity *excited ancient noises* Oh yeah! *excited ancient noises* *gunshot* What was this? Why is everything so bizarre today? First those cavemen! And now this? This is definitely a dream! The gunshot alarm wi

ll automatically wake you up in some time! Let me just sleep. By the way brother, where are you going? Don't tell anybody. I am going to the Green Height trekking point! But that is 20 km ahead, why did you get off here? I didn't have enough money for a cab till there. But, let me tell you a secret! You... *police sirens* The secret is, that there is a shortcut to reach Green Height trekking point! How do you know? Through knowledge! If you have so much knowledge, then use it to play on Probo! P

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what is happening? *ancient celebration noises* Now the one-eyed man had also become the one-eared man! *explaining in ancient* What? *groans in ancient pain* Oh! Does this mean they think of the Gun as a miracle and me as a God? I can't do this. This will kill you! *"What" in ancient* *Ordering to kill him in ancient* *scared ancient noises* What is happening with me today? I need to find a way to go back home! *shocked ancient noises* *asking "what happened" in ancient* *explaining in ancient

* *gunshot* Shit! Shit! Shit. How could I forget about that? This was the day I was at my happiest because God had come to us! *happy ancient noises* Hey, someone's balls, other's ass! Where's the gun? *ancient sounds* Gun! Gun! *ancient sounds* You guys have no idea how dangerous that is! Idiots, your family will be wiped out, mother*******! And if I don't find a way to go back to 2023, I'll teach you what good manners are! Understood? Mother******! I only said it a minute ago. Now, these peopl

e started to believe that pulling the trigger has magical powers that can summon the god! *screams in pain* *gunshot* *screams* *excited caveman noises* *gun clicks* *caveman warning noises* *gun clicks* *caveman warning continues* *caveman angry* *grunts* *excited caveman noises* I'll have to do something! Yes! You idiot, it's not something to eat! *fighting noises* *fighting noises continue* *slashing sounds* Let's go! Mother******! Run! *screams in pain* Now they were all going to believe tha

t he really is a God! And the cherry on the cake was that the chief just saw God bring a cloud to the ground! These people think of me as their God! But he seems different. Listen... Have you seen this place somewhere? Is this something to eat? Look at this. Have you... ...seen this place... ...anywhere? *Ancient conversation sounds* *Ancient conversation sounds* Have you seen this? I was really happy that night! To visit that place, to see that beam of hope! But we stopped because of the chief

's orders! *calling in ancient caveman sounds* Mother******! Where are you taking me so early in the morning? Are you taking me to take a dump? Oh wow! This is the same place I came from! This is the exact place I came here from! Yes, this is the place I came from yesterday! What place is this? Let me check again! Why can't I go back? This means... ...I won't be able to go back home ever? *screams in anger* He was utterly heartbroken! And it was at this moment, that he decided to change everythi

ng! Everything! But bro, today's lesson is very important! Today god is going to create a new invention! *agreeing caveman noises* Mother*******! How many times shall I say this? He's not your god! You're jealous of our God, you're not a good person! You... You're jealous of our God, you're not a good person! You limp, they're really fighting! It's not a lesson! Come back here! Let's go flash, he is a goon! I don't like 'her'! Hey, Chris Gayle's ****** ****! The correct grammar is 'him'! Yes. it

's 'him' Why didn't you tell me earlier? Rise. The invention I am going to do today... ...that invention will change the course of human history! But before that! If we had a mic, I would have wanted to give a speech! God! We have a mic! Bring it to me! *kissing sound* Mic check! Today the invention we are going to... Elephants tooth? Then what part of an elephant is this? Today the invention we are going to do... You have been asking me about that invention for years Do you know what? The inven

tion of Fire! *excited caveman noises* What is fire? It's something to eat! As soon as it is made, put it in your mouth! Yes! These are stones! By rubbing 2 stones together we get fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Now look at the magic! Fire gives us protection! Protection! We can cook with fire! Food! Food! Food! Fire talks to us! Talks to us! Talks to us! Talks to us! Making fire is very easy! Salman Khan from Race 3! Salman Bhai in ancient times? It's lit! Hey! Hey! It's not something to eat! It'll bur

n you! *screams* I am on fire, you mother*******! Mother******* have lit me on fire! Go find stones! Stones? Why? I have to lay the foundation for the Taj Mahal! Look at our neighbors! I have to build a fire! Go fast! *excited about fire* I will teach you physics, you ******! Your correspondence course isn't coming to a halt! Will you take a degree from him? Stones! Stones? Why can't I find stones?! *chanting for fire* Why isn't fire burning?! Why isn't fire burning?! Fire, light yourself! *chan

ting for fire* Fire, light yourself! *screams* Fire has started to speak! I should hit even harder! *chanting for fire even harder* You idiot! I am your chief! Chief?! You?! Our God said that fire protects us from the cold! If it goes on like this, I will die of the cold! *stuttering from cold* Will you see a miracle? Close your eyes! It's lit! God... ...I have dry-cleaned your clothes! I don't want to wear these clothes! If you're not becoming like me, why should I be like you!? Hey, you idiot

limp! Human is the greatest enemy of nature! And the number of inventions he's doing isn't stopping! Today's invention... ...will give the world speed! Because today we will invent... ...a wheel! *Chanting wheel noises* But before this invention, if you made a speech, we would have loved that! No, no speech! This will be done without a speech! God, what is a wheel? With the help of a wheel, we can travel from here to there... ...in less time and faster! Oh really? Are you ready to learn? Remembe

r! We are not only making a wheel! We are creating history! *excited history creating caveman noises* Chief! This has to be a perfect circle! Chief! -What are you making? -A wheel!! -You want to make god happy? -Yes! If I can make one that is faster than this? How? Look there! Make it like this... ...like this... ...and like this! Make it like that! Okay! What are you making, the world's first cheater? We are making a wheel! Your mom will make that! What? Wheel! We are making a wheel! With the h

elp of this, we'll become the fastest in the world! You mother******! Dream within your limits at least! Chief! I have made a wheel! We have made a wheel! We have done it! Now we'll be the fastest in the world! Let's go! But how? God! The wheel is made! Really? Yes! Show it to me, I can't wait to see it! 1...2...3... Mother*******! What is this? Wheel! Is this a wheel? Is that how a wheel is? God, it's just a small difference! Come here! Yes, God? It's just a small difference?! A small differenc

e you say?! Does this look like a small difference to you? Those are miles apart! You limp? That looks like a small difference! A small difference!? You're right! It's been so long holding this wheel, we still haven't reached from here to there! And how will you? When you make 4 of these wheels, that makes a car! God, what is a car? Car? *car driving-by* Yes, that is what a car sounds like! *honking* That's what a horn sounds like! God, is a car like that? Yes, exactly like that! Excuse me, God.

.. Now we're catching speed! Stop! What kind of a wheel is this? The limp has overtaken us! Mother******! A 4x4 in this era?! It's not something to eat! Yes? Where did this come from? From above! From looking at stars to driving cars? God, can we go from here to there faster with this? Yes, we can! Sit! Go from that side! That side! *fighting over the front seat!* Kids, sit in the back, there's space in the back as well! Who'll sit in the front?! Who'll sit in the front?! You limp, ******, I'll

break your other leg as well! Mother*******!, you're fighting over the front seat in this era too? We don't get a good view from the back, we'll sit in the front! -You want to watch the frontal view? -Yes! -Look at this then, this is also in the front! God, don't talk dirty! Mother******, you won't listen! Come one by one! Look at the chief, how happy he is! He can't stop his tears of happiness! They are not tears of happiness! So are they sad tears? No, they're a** tears! Our chief can not sit!

So how will our chief go then? Chief, are you having fun chief?! All good! It's really fun! But I remember that one-eyed ****** with every bump! God, can you turn towards that one-eyed wretch, I want to give him a beating! Okay! What kind of animal were they sitting on? It's some new species of Rhinoceros! We'll hunt it someday or the other! God! Drive faster! Drive faster, God! God! Drive faster! God, turn this way! God, turn this way! God, take it up! It won't go up! *shouting directions* God

? Should we start working on the wheel again? That's a wheel?! You idiot! It's a triangle! Neither did they learn to build a fire, nor make a wheel! If I don't smoke their a**es like this car... ...my name is not Kay then! What is God going to teach us today? Now! We will learn to do something... ...which will help us to never hunt again! *surprised caveman noises* Do you know what these are? No! No! No! These are seeds! Seeds! And today we will learn farming! Farming! Mother******! Mother*****!

Open an Oxford university here! Make them all engineers! Attacking our God?! *screaming* Now you know the story till now... ...now let me head home! Hey! Hey! Listen to me... It's nothing stay away from this! It's nothing! I know what this is! And I also know that even you're from the future! Wait, you're saying that you knew all this? The time to tell you wasn't right! The time wasn't right? Do you have any idea how much this has impacted the future? How many timelines must have changed? And d

o you know the reason for this? The reason is that you learned how to speak before you were supposed to! You learned how to build a fire, and how to make a wheel! And just because of this, so many plants and trees must have died before their time! Not just plants, but even animals and humans might have died! It is possible that even my friends aren't alive! Even my parents! Kay! Everything will be the same as you left it! You're saying that messing with the timelines, the butterfly effect, it's

all a joke? Time in this universe is the same as a drop of water in an ocean! And this universe has been running itself the way it wanted to for billions of years! And we don't know how many secrets are buried under it! You don't know anything! I have read that because of time travel, timelines change! You don't know! A time machine didn't bring you here, but the universe has called you here! In fact, this is a kind of... ...cosmic event! Cosmic event? Yes, Kay! Go, you have very little time rem

aining! And him? Bringing him is difficult! I will bring him, just tell me how long do I have? After the sun rises tomorrow, it can close at any time! Kay, just remember your promise to us! God! God! God! Where did God go!? Devil! You want to take our God from us! Chief! I am no God! I am also an ordinary human like you! This power and respect destroyed the real me and made me into a God! I just wanted to make the future better! But I was wrong! Kay is right! No! The devil has taken over you! Yo

u're God, come! Limp! You! ******! I should break your other leg as well! What kind of justice is this? Someone with 2 legs, will fights a limp? Mukesh! Chief! Kay! Kay! One-eyed! He stood right on his promise! A million thanks to you! I will never forget this help of yours! Stars! You're the Paul Walker of cavemen! Tell me something, when will this open again after 2023? Now it will open when outsiders come in here and make big triangle-shaped buildings! The great pyramids of Giza! There is no

time to waste! Here's the key, leave! My beautiful car! Kay! We should leave! Thanks again! Finally, we're going home! *car screeches* What happened? It ran out of petrol! Come out fast! Push it! Mother******! -You can't even keep your tank full? -I had it full when I came here, you were the one going on tours! *indistinct conversation* *indistinct conversation* Hey guys! If you like the video, then press the like button! Guys, comment on your favorite part and subscribe to the channel! Break th

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