[Music]
[Laughter] [Music] inspector Logar congratulations on your
inspector of the Year award Oh quite an honor yes I can't think of a thing that
could possibly spoil it so this is the exclusive inspectors Club yes
consider yourself privileged as rookie panic be careful not to put any dempsey
matter and clean yourself up men don't want your mud all over my interior seats
[Music] it was very thoughtful of the
commissioner to leave these tickets fellows on his desk
[Music] it's wearing a tuxedo
h
e told waste makes me thirsty best boy here best boy you again get out of my
way listen till you give me my water [Music] keep it let's believe me my good fellow
this will be reflected in your tip you [Applause] certainly handle bathtub well inspector
imagine what he would have done if I'd asked him for a cocktail we now for some
reason Commissioner harried has not shown up so in his absence inspector I
really don't need a role right now but you are a growing rookie please allow me
[Music] [Musi
c]
[Applause] [Music]
[Applause] this comes as no surprise I am flattered
and I encourage all of you to do better next year
what you can't accept the award I'm the best inspector it's mine
then why did you yourself just give it to me myself Monsieur you are an
imbecile a complete fraud I'm a fraud you are a lousy valid busboy ha ha but
disgrace to all inspectors Monsieur you have cut me to the quick
prove it give me a mystery well here man talents
prepares any case and when I crack it only then
will I accept the inspector of
the year oh the inspector might I suggest and if you fail then I will
resign from the club and return to my beloved France distress it very well I
challenge you to find the lost continent of Atlantis except you don't stand a
chance and I'll make sure of it [Music]
according to Matthews super-secret MEP we are right here
kanthamma coordinates rookie famiiy snorkel bird in the lost city of
Atlantis and don't Liz it Tim a proof of purchase seals and I get the official
squid master decoder ring first the life raft can be dangerous to your life if by
accident you ever do this [Music] these mechanical arms we don't even have
to go out and get wit of Zell [Music] [Music] inspector there's a mountain up ahead
you obviously don't know how to read radar
there's nothing but adventurer squiggly lands in front of us [Music]
[Laughter] [Music]
[Applause] [Music] to inspected you found the lost
continent of Atlantis impossible I mean yes of course I did talk about dumb
luck
but he'll need more than that a win our little wager now no one can deny that I am the true
inspector inspector ah it's the eval a busboy here to admit
defeat and beg forgiveness no doubt he's a bigger man than I thought Oh even
brought a gift I have too many as it is [Music] [Applause]
[Music] this is the greatest archaeological find
ever who cares if the idiot found Atlantis I'll just bury it again and him
worthless man little peak rookie friend an ancient
rubbish can there's a top Peter
stuck in it too bad it would have looked nasty my
rumpus room hmm whoever left it here was an incompetent
it's not even properly almond [Music] inspector you've not only discovered the
lost continent you've brought it back what oh of course
was there ever any doubt once again hey thank you how thee much deserve head
inspector of the Year award and now if you don't close your eyes I'd like to
sing a traditional family sir [Music] [Music]
[Applause] [Music]
[Music] give me a cactus on rye you're k
idding
me the WIMP special real Aussie man need
rocks no once lived for ten days on nothing but rocks and I moved my tent
onto the grass where I was attacked by a herd of lick less weasels each one
holding under the other's tail but I was saved by the rare pygmy plaid kangaroo so you're a top boy are you
I know they are back like the back of my hand no memes jack arute Johnny he's
dingo we'd like to hire you to take us good watching city slickers are the most
dangerous thing in the outback but I
'll have a go
[Music] jackaroo
your tugs are as cockeyed as a square wheel kicky is techie SPECT in a lot of
emergencies never been into the outback have you called us here we are
right this way mates these cheap snot transportation it's torture this is
where the rare Cucuy bird likes to do lunch Oh everyone here before you can
say Bob's your uncle cool more snaps getting sunburned just like a birdwatcher I'll keep on the
look for the pygmy plant kangaroo catch that little bugger and we snap awa
y
fellas Oh give it some creature yeah [Music]
he's gonna be a network logo he's a beast that's not a big red ant that's
the big red head nothing like a meal with a boost of flavor [Music]
look sharp now swamps full of nasty Crocs look a glove
tailed fanny who pay dirt who use hiding now nothing slips past Hickory Johnny
[Music] [Music] [Music] [Music]
look a South Sydney sapsucker bingo well Oh Bo wall-eyed coot pygmy flat
kangaroo for real beg pardon mate to take its photo for the kangaroo
pro
tection booster right you are [Music] whoo-hoo nice move careful with that
Japs Kimmy I just want to be friends sigh cheese all the Bobby get used to
these balls you toss in vomit you're going to tour every Galleria Mall in the
world and all thanks to your might the great Bush guide no worries
[Music] [Laughter]
[Music] [Music]
warthog sweet-talk never came in handy [Music] now that cats that lying mama [Music]
[Applause] [Music]
[Applause] [Music] [Music]
ding Cowboys we're a ploy to Easy Stree
t oh well till we get there with your
moist Larry down I'm getting bugs enmity [Music] [Applause] [Music]
grab the kind and let's get out of here [Music] I'll handle this croc
[Music] silly mugs Crocs don't play basketball
they can't dribble not in a swamp anyway this sorta Chavous koala to tease wet
health you kangaroo Nappers [Music] [Applause] which guides work is never done [Music]
Kookaburra recite [Applause] [Music] endangered species make wonderful
friends [Music] see it now see it here a
fiendish
species straight from the Australian outback authentic Australian the city
sol occurs [Applause]
[Music] [Music]
hey cool shirt mr. Kyle this parrot is defective with no refunds
watch Polly want a cracker out of my face lady hmm and what's that
terrible perfume you've been sulking in [Music]
skates [Music] you've been returned four times this
week loudmouth you're history Oh okay I'll say it Polly want a cracker
satisfied who's back when you got a couple hundred Morty's I'm out of here
see if I ever tell you where the treasure is buried did you say treasure
oh yeah yeah big chests all shiny and fancy looking well then let's ramble
[Music] thank you for the rhodanese floor I'm
not getting any younger you know and if I made it so much lighter for you yeah
by scarfing half our food hey eating that's what I do now about that treasure
after dinner all that snappings made me hungry that's why I lose about I know
Island mine [Music] I'll help you build a fire but I'm
allergic to smo
ke I'm even allergic to feathers oh I can hardly live with
myself oh really mm-hmm that makes two of us ha ha funny
I don't seem to have any food allergies [Music] [Music] really remove GABA cuz I love aroma
Milan mine oh that must have forgot to tell you about voodoo man he owns this
island no giant steps right then a baby step
left hmm what was it put your left foot in and shake it all about
often it's hard to remember on an empty stomach lose a little go up hey cheeky
breath are you gonna lea
ve us alone or what holla
[Music] [Applause]
little gosh that spunk uh-huh no sense of humor lots of spunk
[Music] besides firing off lightning cutlery and
fireballs anything else you forgot to tell me about that little guy sorry I've
just about had it with all this voodoo hoodoo that you do I don't know Mom big
guy hey chill mask man he's the only one who knows where to find the treasure what about treasure talk about having
that bloated feeling [Music] bird parent and you you at the beach
[Mus
ic] [Music] Hey
whoa my that's it phoo where's my bird nice one whoo
thanks for flushing me out pal I'm allergic to dust you know ha ha
[Music] oops wrong setting game the set and
match he's a big man the treasure speaking of
cake let's say we stop and get something kicking first wait wait maybe it was a
different Island altogether I'll just jog a few brain cells here now
you've done it I'm probably got a concussion I'm seeing double here all
right it's the clock look I know I do pleasure mine m
ine mine mine mine mine
mine mine mine mine [Music] crackers only Piper mmm some treasure
huh oh you guys want a cracker
oh did I mention I know where there's a lost diamond mine how about the
combination to the vault that for now [Music]
a thousand years ago the Vikings looted countries all over the world there's
more than one way to lead a country within seven ears horns goats send my
sunglasses boogie bars the Vikings pillaged everything in their
path desperate to escape some people went
nort
h some people went south and some people went on vacation hey ho my pink
amigo you know you look like you'd be losing there the red eyes special deluxe
vacation cruises maybe the Vegas huh if you have the cash of course
[Music] you have a layaway plan I guess they had
a flyaway plan quit fooling around you too Eric the Reds gonna be here any
minute he's the meanest cruise Viking and he's my hero
that's why I'm giving him free passage free passage do I hear soft ocean
breezes the sound of steel d
rums Don Ho [Music] where's my ship nice horns where are you
in the Moose Lodge right down don't call me bread sure thing
carrot top right when you get the bow hello
and now for my vacation cruise hey are you gonna hey are you gonna keep Eric
the Red standing here all day it's him I'd know
those golden horns anywhere Eric the Red I'm Eric's a hammock de Saron legged and
he's Eric Eric Oh Eric with a cape he's snow Eric the Red
he's pink yes but I get red when I hold my breath he's even redder th
an I
thought uh-huh bring his lucky
give him your bucks lick his boots Eric you have the run of my ship our bunks
run of the ship we'll see about that yeah tell me bad news negative I can
vibe free dangerous pink person I'll sit for my head ah mother like high school zip the start
off of the congruence he's already looking for a village to raid
he's more vicious than I thought let's see how vicious he is in the belly of a
shark hello sharks I'm Eric I'll be your waiter yoga Sean may for the host
ing is
on today we have a pinky gumbo pinky on a stick and pinky [Applause]
[Music] [Applause] [Music] will that be separate check I hope
everything's all right Eric well I do like to be rocked sing me a song do you
know in the Navy [Applause] [Applause]
[Music] a perfect can your hand ear with a spear
than I thought just what every cruise ship needs aerobics falling pain oh geez
the big stir take the I say he loots e plunders he plays hockey
he's more versatile than I ever imagined before he ca
me we were Vikings
now we'll just folks yeah potato peasants KP clown restaurant Louis
definitely a demotion cool that this could double as a hot tub yuck
bouillabaisse uh-huh smells like low tide in here our honored guest will now
show us how to sack pillage and plunder you do know how to sack don't you sack
yeah sure yeah paper or plastic [Music]
[Applause] I'd love to but I'm on vacation house
yeah mr. perfect Viking show us how oh very dangerous [Applause] [Music]
I win souls you are not Eri
c the Red what can I say the man is quick well at
least things can't get any worse right [Applause] [Music] for a villager face I want my golden
horns back sure thing big guy where are you Palace Ike like a Barbary
scowl red guy over here [Music]
here red guy here boy call me come back to the site are you a Viking
nobody calls me a pimp I mean wimp this is far ha ha I'm God [Music]
sorry red guy gotta fuck I said don't call me with die
[Music] you're red red red go go go
red red red guy guy [App
lause]
[Music] [Applause] at least we got rid of that pink
imposter you ring you prepare to meet Wotan Woden they won't should wear
something more formal just give me a minute knock you were pretty tricky a
good night pinky [Applause] hey you can't do that yeah jeeps a dirty
fighter all new world under construction to be completed 14 to
[Applause] [Music]
[Applause] 1492 these guys could use some help and
that's the way it was shut of them [Music]
perfection [Music] [Music]
five hundred campsite
s on this lake and I get stuck next to nature boy let's
liven this place up [Music]
big ones gotta be mine [Music] sorry Nature Boy but elfish Oh supremo
belongs to me [Music] yo Rocky let's hit it
what's up my man today we catch the big one my soul I'm a little friend gee I
wonder who that could be [Music]
once I look out coming through [Music] [Music]
some men just aren't made to finish others are just born into it I'll show
you how real hairy-chested fishermen fish first you gotta find activa
ting
fish seeking spot then you're gonna catch them activating nets
[Music] then you gotta fry real sportsman like
that's no way to fish fake breath yes to is not mister it's not
[Music] pointed information mr. Engler the big
one just got away [Music] no one beats my flashy light master activating depth charge [Music]
I have not yet begun to fish the trick to catching the big one is all in the
bait yep no fish too big for the roxtor [Music] that's no fish
it's a skyscraper with fins [Music] [Mus
ic] isn't there anywhere in the world the
monster can get a little pace yeah whoa I come all the way from Loch Ness to get
away from folks like you all I want is a nice quiet vacation look at the size of
that fish point of information that is the rare and extremely valuable Loch
Ness monster hey it should still be stuffed right the crazy fool is trying
to fry me stay calm ma'am I'll take care of bait breath point of information mr.
dangler you're in a bit of a home tell your cousin she look grea
t
stuffed and mounted on my mantel do you say stuffed don't move a muscle Lonnie
[Music] [Applause] [Music] sorry under flooding you can't cause
stuff an old Missy she's a national treasure
millions lover so she's worth a bloody fortune if we bring her in alive
so you see boys Scotland's no fun for me anymore
everyone wants to bring me in alive Scotland where it takes a real man to
wear a skirt I'd love to visit day someday now who could that be new
neighbors I don't think so [Music]
I've got yo
u now monster [Music] [Music]
okay Nessie girl you're free to go pretty slick huh
[Music] pretty stupid huh [Music] I'm tired of being such a good sport
about this what do you have to say now Panther hope he can swim this is gettin
embarrassing [Music] feel they are muddy think they mate just
leave me alone now I'd rather just see them leave and I know just how to do it
[Music] breathe away one of them skirts then
this to painting sorry Rocky you don't have the legs for a skirt okay kids
Gio tim
e have a nice vacation rocky [Music]
scoots my plot there's missing now full speed ahead
cousin dinner [Music]
pasta she is getting away relax she can outswim us all the way back to
Scotland [Music]
I'll addy this is just the kind of pace in quiet I've been looking for
it feels the gong cease I repent with song
[Music] my singing bothering you lady no no you
go right ahead [Music] Perfection.
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