‘Ala Eh Con Bisoy, Hale Hale Hoy’ FULL MOVIE | Redford White, Leo Martinez

Ruffa, wrap me in your love. Ruffa. Ruffa. Ruffa! - Ah! - Take it. Take it. That's it, take that. You're impossible! Keep it on a leash. Uncle, what's going on? Why are you making such a ruckus? What's going on? You woke me up. It's Palito. Palito's pet had gotten loose and landed on me. Myra, go to Ruffa's cafeteria. You borrow two bowls of Champorado and a bag of pandesal. We're in so much debt, she might say no. Tell her that your Uncle Bill won't eat unless it's Ruffa's cooking. There y

ou go again. You're using me again. I'm just using your good looks. Alright, you may use my good looks. Alright! Don't be too flirty. OK. Can you get me some water. I might die because of these children. Didn't I tell you that I didn't want these kids? They're just a nuisance in life. They're just kids, they love toys. Do you see that as a toy? Is this a toy? This? This? This? It's the devil's toy. And you! You keep that away from me. Get me that water, now. Maria! - Oh. - Good morning. Can I g

et a glass of water? You got it. Thank you very much. Hi, Myra! What? What can I do for you? I was asked by Uncle Bill to borrow a bag of pandesal and champorado. Oh Myra, you're just in time, I just cooked Champorado. I know it's your Uncle Bill's favorite. And tell your Uncle Bill, to stop starving himself because it might lessen his good looks. Tell him that. He can eat anything here, it's for free. What do you mean free? You will let them eat our food for free? Uncle, it's not like they're

taking everything. Not everything? It's better to be clear. Myra. Please accept this, as a sign of the pureness of my love. Pureness? It's bad luck! This is a business and you're giving away food for free? - Dad, let's give it to her. - Give it to me. - Dad. Dad. - Give it to me. Let's just give it to... Ah! Myra, take this bread. I told you to give it to her. This is mine! Wow, it's delicious! Oh, look at these children. - Your adopted children. - Don't be so disorderly. - They're like soldier

s who just returned from war. - Milk! What? Uncle Clinton, Uncle Bill, do we still have pandesal? What's wrong with these two? They always talk at the same time, there's even an echo. You can do nothing about it. They are fans of April boy. More Champorado, please? Look at him. Even if he's very hungry, he keeps on laughing. He looks like a crocodile. Milk please. And this one. He's always scowling even when well fed? His mother was always sad when she was pregnant. Hmm. What's wrong with him? H

e wolfs down his food, and yet he hasn't grown much. He has worms in the gut. Eat slowly! You've already swallowed five spoons, we're going to run out of things. -And this one, - Hmm? he eats so little and yet looks so big. He looks like a monkey. Monkey? Look, he has a pocket in the mouth. Yes, indeed. Let me. I was here first. Come here. Water! Water! I can't see anything. Water! I can't see anything. Water! - Ah! - Oh, thank you. Hey! Oh, she's still bed-wetting. You're rude! You're rude! Com

e! Come here! You are rude! Come here! You are shameless! You are rude. Why? You, too! Why? Myra! I’ll come with you. Sure. - Uncle, we're going now. - OK. Go ahead. Ricky take care of her. - Yes. - Otherwise, you'll answer to me. We'll go ahead. Saddam, Good morning. Hey, Ruffa Ruffa! Close it. We’re closing the store. But why are we closing Uncle? We just opened? The borrowers are here, close the store now. Hurry. No, we will not borrow from you, we've already eaten. - That's good. - Hi, Bil

l! Hi! Oh, That's enough. That's enough. Thanks for the Champorado and for the pandesal you sent. Thank you? Huh! Thank you? I... I listed everything. Here! Champorado, PHP 30. Pandesal, PHP 20. That's a total of PHP 50. Saddam, huh. Make that PHP 350. - PHP 350. - Hmm. I’ve made a lot of profit. PHP 350. Alright, you're the one who said that. PHP 350. - PHP 350. - Is it already listed? Here it is. PHP 350. Oh where's the PHP 300? It's listed here. But, you haven't given me anything yet. Did I n

ot give you anything? - Nothing. - Nothing. Haven't I given them anything yet? Well, I still haven't seen you give them anything? Yes. Wait. PHP 350. I still owe you PHP 300. Here! That's the PHP 300, I owe you. Oh, here it is. Thank you, Saddam. You owe me PHP 350, huh. You thought you could fool me. You thought you could get a loan from me every morning, huh? My PHP 300 They were still able to borrow from me. Are you sure that you don't want to come with me, Sweetheart? You know, Sweetheart, i

f you ask me, I would really want to go with you. You know I am lost without you. But, nobody will stay here at home and no one will take care of our businesses. Hmm, it's up to you. - Make sure to collect rent. - OK. Then, I already asked them to prepare food for you. Just ask Rose. - Can you handle it? - Don't worry, - I can handle it. - Mommy. Mommy. I will go with you. Oh my! You can't come with me, because Mommy will be working. If I don't work, I won't be able to buy toys for you. And ano

ther thing, you still have classes. Rose, if you've been finding it difficult to work alone here, I could look for someone else to help you? Oh, it's okay, Ma'am. I got this. As long as the driver and gardener are here. After all, you only have one child, right? Don't stay away for too long. Come back quickly because my birthday is coming up. Oh, do you think I can forget your birthday? Of course not, right? - Let me kiss you again. - Sweetheart, let's go, you might miss your flight. - Mommy, Mo

mmy, don’t forget my souvenir. - Of course. - Oh, you brat. -Ah! Ah! - Ah, Ouch! - Come inside. Now that your Mommy is gone, you must obey me. What are you waiting for? Get your bag, you'll be late for school. Let me have your doll. - What? - I don't like you, you're ugly! - You're bad! - Whose ugly? You're a dwarf! You won’t grow anymore. - Come here. - Ah! - You brat! - Ah! - Come here. - Ah! Ah! Come here! Come back here. You're annoying! Bottle! Newspaper! Bottle, newspaper! - Newspaper, bo

ttle. - Newspaper, bottle. - Bottle, newspaper. - Bottle, newspaper. - Newspaper, bottle. - Newspaper, bottle. Come here! Guys, what can I do for you? How much does a bottle cost? Ah, this one? This one? It’s PHP 10. PHP 10. PHP 10. It will do. We need to finish the bottle first. You drink first. Oh my, I don't drink. My cousin will take care of it. I'm not much of a drinker. Hmm. Because, you gave in to him, you have to drink for me, too. Ah, I really don't drink. He does. Go on. I'm not much o

f a drinker. PHP 10, OK? But drink this first. I really don't drink. Let me take his drink. Oh, drink this first. Give it to me. OK. That's enough. I'm not much of a drinker. Finish it all, so we can conclude our business. You’re persistent. I said I don't drink. He will drink it. I'm not much of a drinker. Fools! OK, OK. Here. - That's five bottles at PHP 10 each. I'll take it now. - Wait, wait! Not that. That one! That one! Mom, take out the bottles. My son, here it is. Oh That's not what I'm

buying for PHP 10. This one. We're not sellIng that. We use this for our Lambanog. I'm not going to pay PHP10 for that, they're too small. You never asked. Are you going to pay for that or not? I'll pay. Let me count it first. Hey, get out of my way, we might crash into you. Hey! He looks like he needs help. Bro, what's the problem? My car shut down suddenly. I don't know what’s the problem. OK, I'll take care of it. Mister, your battery is exhausted. Fool! That's my face. Ah, right. Ah, lucky

for you, I have a battery. Poor you, you are full of grease. Oh, it's working now. Turn on the engine. I don’t know how. You're unbelievable. Is this new? Yes. Look at it. You see, it's very powerful. Oh! Where's the greasy man? Maybe he went away. Ah! There he is! Ah! Hey, it's already done. Where's the payment? Gusting, your weighing scale is tampered. It's more than 5 kilos. But, your weighing scale only shows 2 kilos . Well, that's what came out. Am I the one who invented the weighing scale

? You should complain to the weighing scale factory. Oh, here's the payment. Here it is. Php3? It's only 2 kilos. Ay naluslosan na ako sa bigat niyan eh. Tatlong piso? You keep on complaining. Go! - Here's the newspaper, measure it now. - What? There it is. Wait, wait. Hey, what's that? It's to measure a finger span. That's too long. It's the American version. We're here in the Philippines. Use the Filipino version of the fingers span. Use your hands. - Oh. The Filipino finger span. - Yes. Fine.

Son! You have something to measure here. Hmm, he called the youngest, His finger is small, for sure. They're a family of short people. Where is it, Dad? Which is it? He may be the youngest but he's a giant of a man. Gusting's son is unbelievable, he's extraordinary. How much is the soup? Can you have soup later, huh? - Alright, have it later. - You're a snob. What do you need? Huh? Are you going to borrow again? Huh! Don't you know that you already owe me PHP 7,550.10? Are you paying me this ti

me? Next time, Saddam. We were cheated. We didn't earn anything. - Were you fooled? - Yes. And now, you're going to fool me. If you're not paying me, then you can eat next time, too. Don't stick your hand in the pan. You stick to the pan like a gecko. You know we feed a lot of children. Do you also know that you have racked up a lot of debt? Bill! Oh my, oh my, Bill. Are you tired? Do you want a soda, huh? Yes. Can you add a side dish and rice? Oh, just a moment. What do you want? Just choose

what you like. But Uncle... Don’t Uncle me. He’s just using you. Can't you get it? It's a shame that you're beautiful and yet, you're not using your brain. Uncle Clinton, Uncle Bill, it’s because you don't pay your debts. Pay your debts first, so you can borrow again. That's right! That's my son. He’s business minded just like me. We'll surely pay you when we earn a lot. That’s true, Uncle. They will surely pay you. We are just unlucky these days. What I mean, Uncle Bill, you don't have to get a

loan today, because I saw Myra from the market earlier and she bought a lot of food. Oh, by the way Dad, Myra is borrowing pots and pans from us? Can she borrow from us? Yes. Of course. Otherwise, they will think that we are selfish. It’s OK to borrow but you can’t get a loan. Go ahead, let her borrow. - Here it is, Bill. - Here. - Here, it's still hot. Here's another one - So, you have something you can use. And here's another one. Here's another Bill, so you can have a lot of dishes. Make sur

e to return it. Where’s the food that we're selling? Well, you said to lend them. You lent it to them? Yes. Good. Including the food? You included the food? You’re unbelievable. - Dad. - If only you weren't my son. I will pick the stars. I will give you the moon. And offer it to you. I will swim the deepest sea. I will climb the highest mountain. If only I can gain your love. Oh, my lady. I will love only you. My dear, I hope you.. - ...believe me. - Oh, we have a visitor. - Because I am telling

... - He looks like an electrocuted spider. is the truth. I will give you everything. Myra? Who's our guest? He's courting me. Good evening, grandpa. Don't yell at me, I'm not deaf. Grandpa, ah... Is it true that you're courting our niece? - Yes, I love her. - Hmp? You're thick faced, huh? Grandpa. Yeah? Our niece is only 16 years old. How old are you? - 106. - Huh? 106? Our niece is only a teenager, while you are already a centenarian. Our niece smells like roses. But you smell like earth. Don'

t insult me. Even though my face looks old, my heart is still young. Grandpa, you know our niece is like a princess. while you’re almost on the grave. Our niece's time is hip-hop, while yours was the 18th Century. You see, you have... Isn't that supposed to be KKK? What does KKL mean? Just Be Cool. Where did you meet this general? He’s our school guard. You have a lot of medals, general. It looks like you've been through 76 wars. I just bought it in Quiapo. Grandpa, we don't want to drive you aw

ay, but my niece is already sleepy. Myra, go to sleep. OK. Go to sleep. - Can I come back? - Alright. Wait. That's to wake you up. - I'm definitely not coming back. - OK. Myra, I love you. He makes my blood boil. Aren't you just a nanny here? Yes, why? Then why are you swimming? I'll tell my Mommy about this. - Oh, you will report me? You will tell on me? - Ah! The moment your mother leaves, I will slap you around. Wicked! You’re wicked! - You’re wicked! - You're a dwarf! - Wicked! You’re wick

ed! - Oh my, you'll have a long nose, you're a liar. - Wicked! You’re wicked! - You're wicked! You’re the wicked one! You’re the wicked one! You're wicked! Love, you warn that child. She's a brat. I can't stand it anymore. Oh my, love. Don't be too hot-tempered. Don't you know? That all of this will be ours one day. OK. To cool you down, I'll take you shopping tomorrow. - Really, Love? - Yes, I promise. Oh, that's good, because I don't have any lipstick. and toothpaste, and nail polish. Clinton

, it's better... if we split up, so we can make more money. You go that way and I’ll go this way. Let's just meet later at home. Alright. Look! Does it suit me? - It looks matronly. - It looks good on you. - That one. - There! - This is cool! I will look hot. - It suits you. It's beautiful. Uncle, Uncle, buy me some clothes, too. Later, let your nanny buy first. Isn't she just a nanny? Why should she come first? Hey, stop it. Don't interrupt us or I'll pull out your teeth. It looks good on me.

Uncle, uncle, just buy me an ice cream. Ice cream? You're so stubborn. - Freddie, buy an ice cream for her. - Yes, sir. - Oh, how about this? - Let's go. That one suits you. But this one makes me fairer. You're really so stubborn. You keep on harping about ice cream. Boss is still buying shirts. He might not buy anything for me. Next time, don’t come with us. Don’t you have coins? - This is nice. - Boss. Ana is missing. What do you mean missing? Weren't you with her buying ice cream? I was waiti

ng for the change when I noticed that Ana was gone. She’s just there. Look for her. Come on. That's mine! Ah! Thank you. Oh, Monster. I'm sorry, I’m not a monster. Is this cart yours? What are you doing here? A man is chasing me... a greasy man. What is your name? Where do you live? Is someone with you? Who are your parents? How old are you? Huh? Why aren’t you answering me? You ask too many questions. One question at a time, please. What is your name? I’m Ana. Where do you live? In our house. H

mm. Of course. What's your address, so I can take you home? I don't remember it. Where are you studying? In the school. Where's your school? Is it near? It's near our house. Hmm. How do you get to school? I ride in a car. When I'm in the car, I know where to go. That's what I am used to. We don't have a car. We have a car in our house. How can we go to your house? We are going to ride a car. We don't have a car! We have one in our house. You’re so stubborn. And I’m the stubborn one. Here we are

. Oh. Child, that's our house. Uncle Clinton, who’s with you? She's Ana. Hey, what is it this time? What is this again? Which one? That one! That one! Oh. A Child. Oh. A Child. Bill, before you get angry, You know? She sings well. And dances well, too You will be glad. Glad? I don't have a talent center, so why would I care? That child is going to live here again, right? She just came out of my cart. Besides, she doesn't know where she lives. That's what they always say. They would say, they hav

e no parents. That they have no place to live. Hey Clinton, it could have been better if you picked up trash, it would be more useful for us. No. No, I just can't leave her there. The syndicates might pick her up, and make her beg in the streets to make money out of her. That's what you always say. You said they will only stay here for awhile. Look at them. How many years have they been here? Palito already gained weight here. He's still here. Look. And why, Clinton? We weren't the ones who enj

oyed ourselves when these children were made. So, why are we the ones suffering? We're the ones who send them to school. We are the ones who raise them. Poor you. Why? You’re ugly when you cry. Watch your mouth! You're impertinent. - What's your name again, huh? - Ana. OK. Now, we're complete. We now have a female muse. Are you singers? You guys are so talented! Nope. April, Boy when you say muse it means a woman. I hope you like it here, even though we are struggling. We are happy here. Are yo

u happy here? Then why are you scowling? Ana, that's just how they are. JR scowls even if he’s happy. Dudut still laughs, even when he’s sad. By the way, Palito, why is there a snake wrapped around you? Are you from the carnival? No. He’s just my pet. You picked up another child, you don't even know how much she eats. Uncle Bill, Uncle Clinton, let's eat first. Now, we’ll understand each other. Put your snake down first, it could eat me. Let’s eat. - Let's eat now. - Wait a minute. Why? Before w

e eat, let's pray first. Hmm, OK. In the name of the Father, of the Son, of the Holy Spirit. Amen. Amen. That Mackerel is mine. - Wait, just a moment. - Oh, what is it this time? If you want something handed to you, say please. Always say, please. Oh, OK, OK. Let me have that mackerel, please Here it is, please. Rice please. Here’s the rice, please. Glasses, please. Veggies, please. Banana, please. Rice, please. Here is it, please. Take it easy, please. Water, please. Water, please. I'm still hu

ngry, please. It’s up to you, please. Veggies, please. - Here's the rice, please. - Side dish, please. OK. OK. That’s enough pleases for now. Just eat. Thta's mine. Pass it here. - This is mine - That's mine. That's mine. Wait, where are your parents? We don't have any parents. Our parents for now are Uncle Bill and Uncle Clinton. Uncle Clinton is kind, and compassionate to children. But why is Uncle Bill always angry with the children? Tito Clinton grew up in Boystown. What is Boystown, Myra?

Boystown is a school for the poor. Tito Clinton sees himself in poor orphans. Uncle Bill is also kind. By the way, do you still have any parents? I have, but it looks like I haven’t. You have? Yet you haven’t. I am confused. Because my Mommy doesn't love me anymore. Ana there is no parent who does not love their children. Come on, let's to go to bed now. Clinton! Hmm. Stallone is unbelievable. Stallone can't be a basketball player. Why? Because the chamber pot is so near and he can’t even aim

it well. Yes, I think so. Hmm. Yes! Then, do something about it. That’s the treatment for muscular spasms. But I don’t have muscular spasms. Hello! Hello! Rose! Ma'am! Is your sir there? Yes. Can I talk to him? Sir, Ma'am is on the telephone. Hello! Hello, Sweetheart. How are you? Hi, Sweetheart. I'm so sad. I miss you and Ana. How are you? We’re good. She’s already sleeping. Do you want me to wake her up? Oh, no. Don't. Just let her rest. You know, sweetheart, Ana and I miss you so much. Me, t

oo. I miss both of you. You know, I really want to go home but I still have a lot of paperwork to take care of. I still have a lot of transactions that are not yet finished. Never mind, don't worry about us here. Just finish your work and we'll be fine here. - Take care of everything there. - Yes, of course. OK, fine. Bye. Sweetheart. Bye. It's you that I really miss. Palito, have you tied your pet? Yes uncle, don't worry, I already. tied it Make sure of it or you won’t know where it will end u

p. No, Uncle. Uncle, where’s our allowance? Here’s your allowance, PHP 5. Here’s yours. This is it? You're just asking for an allowance and not collecting loans. This is not enough. What's left will not be enough for me. There. This is too much, Uncle. He said it’s too much. Just maybe. Uncle, we are leaving. We might be late for class. All right. Go. Clinton, that's why we're in debt with Saddam. You keep on giving them allowance. We will recover it. We can still make do. It’s good that Palito’

s shirt fits you. It suits you. Come here. Uncle. Here's Ana. Oh? Where did you get that? Palito lent it to me. Where's the pillow? That's a blanket. Uncle, where's my allowance? Oh, here, here’s yours. This PHP 10 is for you. PHP 10? Hey, don't use that for dating. Oh? PHP 10? For a date? Hey! You’re a smart aleck. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Where are we taking her? She’s coming with us. She’s coming with us? What good can she do? I’m sure she can help us with something. OK. Go and get some

water or you'll get thirsty while we're working. Where can I get water? It's in the fridge, where else? - Oh, Butterfly! Butterfly! Butterfly! - Oh! Why? Maria, I'm sorry. For you Clinton, it’s OK. Bottle, newspaper! - Bottle, newspaper! - Shout it out. - Yeah! - That's it. Newspaper, bottle. Newspaper, bottle Here. Come on. Do you sell that? Yes. That's a lot of bottles. How much are these? Well, it's PHP 50. If you’re selling it. I'll take it now. Others who buys them offers PHP 70. - PHP 70.

- Yes. - Take it. - If you’re included, PHP 70. What are you? Why would I want to lose? Well, I’ll lose even more, - If I'm included in the deal. - Alright, PHP 60. Sixty is still not possible. What are you doing Clinton? We're going to lose in this deal. I think it's better for you to learn how to eat glass bottles, maybe then, you'll be included in the fair. If you do not want to, then don't! You talk too much. That's what I meant by bad luck. She was going to give us those bottles, but she c

hanged her mind. I don't think that child is unlucky. Maybe it's you. Why me? Miss, I'm sorry for my uncles, please. We are at a loss for PHP 70. Even at PHP 50, it's still not enough for us, for the hardships that my Uncles went through. Look how pitiful they are. Your neighbors just gave us their newspapers. Because they know that I haven't eaten yet. That's PHP 50. That's why I gave you a cheat sheet, so you'd know. That's it. That's PHP 50. Uncle, Uncle. Here are bottles. Oh, where did you

get that? The old lady just gave me everything. Oh. Oh look, is that bad luck? Is it? Hmm, come on. Come here. Oh, it not done yet. Don't come near. It's done. It's up and running. Yes, but the engine doesn't sound good. That means the carburetor needs cleaning. Listen to it. Listen to the sound of the engine. It's really true. Can you fix it? Of course. Uncle Bill can you fix that? Yes. All it needs is fuel. I have it here. Get that, so I can clean the carburetor. And you, don't interfere in ad

ult conversations. Yes. Hmm. Well, help me. - Hold that. - Hmm? What about my hood? Don't worry. The trash you throw away will come back to you. Give me that fuel and I'll start the car. It might ruin my carburetor. Oh, it's OK now, mister. What's your name again? Michael Jordan. I knew it, he's an importer. Mr. Jordan, if your car is running great, our tip will also be great. Of course, my payment will be good, As long as the engine is in good condition. OK. There it is. Clinton, start the ca

r. I don't know how. OK. I’ll do it again. That's for sure. What? It sounds good, right? Great! That's it! Listen to how good it sounds. Oh, it’s powerful. Oh? Where's Jordan? He was just here, a while ago. He’s there. Oh my! He made a fool of us again. He ran away from us. Hey, your service payment! Bottle, newspaper. Mister, will you be selling these old newspapers? Yes, how much is a finger span? PHP 7. Go ahead, child, measure it. That won't do, She's just a kid, her hands are too small. Who

do you want to measure then? I will. No, we won’t allow it. It's three and a half spans,but for you, it could only be two spans. Who do you want to measure it, then? That one. His hands are small. But, we want him to. They want you to measure it. My fingers are short, we will lose to them again. Nope. Oh! Oh! Ouch! Which will be measured? This. You're only a finger span for me. Ah, that's not enough, it's only PHP 5. Oh, why are you here? Well, I heard some rumors about you and Centennial. He

came here and courted you. Well, if that's true, what's wrong with it? Hey! Well, it's really bad! He's almost your grandfather. Wait. Have you given him your answer? You're insane. You're the one who said that he's almost my grandfather, right? That means I still have hope. Hey, we’re still young, what are you thinking? I'll tell my Uncle about this! - I’m just kidding. - Hmp. Ouch. Full House. Oops, Jack wait. It's Royal flush. You're really good. Uncle, I'm already hungry. Then, let’s eat. Le

t’s eat. Eat? How are we going to eat when we don't have any money? It has decreased. I don't know why you have to let her come with us. She's the one that brings us good luck. What luck? It's just a fluke. We condole with you. That was just a fluke. Come on, let's eat for free. What? How? - We’ll eat for free. Wait for me here. - Hey! Are you sure it’s for free? It's free! My condolences. Why did you go ahead of me? Bro, bro. Bro. Who are you? That's my friend. She’s my friend. I'm very close t

o her. Wait, where are you from? I came from the province. When I learned that she died, I came here immediately. Have you eaten? Not yet. Wait, eat first. Where? There, there. Hey, that's a lot of food. Come on, let's eat. Oh, wait, wait! It's only good for two. If you want to, you go there. How did you do it? Just say that you're close to the dead. - That's all. - Yes. Oh my, It's a piece of cake. I'll double what you got. Hmp! Why? Why did you leave me? - Bro, bro, bro. - Why? Why now? Bro,

bro, bro. Who are you? That's my friend. That's my best friend. We're very close. How long have you known each other? Of course. I told you, we're very close. We even sleep next to each other. You sleep together? Yes. She’s even a restless sleeper. Well, that's my wife. I’m screwed. You are shameless! You are shameless! You brought disaster to me. Wow, Bill! It's heavy. Why were you able to buy so many? It was just given to us. What? It's given for free. Well, it looks like you got lucky. While

I'm very unlucky today. Mr. Gusting, that’s too cheap. Well, what can I do? It's really 25 cents each. It sells for 50 cents each. If you don't want to, sell it to others. Uncle Clinton, just give it to him. After all, it was just given to us. Alright! What? He's too big to still be nursing. There! Maybe because it’s a lot heavier, you’ll pay us better. Oh, here's PHP 3. PHP 3. For 2 kilos. Huh? Two kilos? You can even create a Spanish cannon with that! Two kilos? Well, that's what came out, t

wo kilos. Gusting. You are too much. Your scale is too inaccurate. Your fraudulent ways are too extreme, you devil. Mr. Gusting? Why? Do you buy screws? Why not? That’s iron too. And besides, I'll make money out of it. Because I got a lot of these. Then, get it? Just a moment. I'll just get it. Mang Gusting, here it is. Well, that's just a little bit, I guess that's not even a kilo. Just a moment, I'll weigh it. Go ahead, weigh it. Put it all in. So, we will know how heavy that is. Mr. Gusting,

I have weighed it all. Alright. One screw? 30 kilos? I think my scale is broken. Really! Then why don't you complain in the weighing scale factory? We were not the one who made it. Mr. Gusting, payment please. It's because of you! Oh, here's your PHP 3, I'll just give it to you as a tip. OK. Let’s go. Uncle Bill, we forgot something. What is it? The heavy thing we found. The bomb. Oh, Gusting, Oh, how much will you give for this? I'm not buying that. Oh that's dangerous and prohibited. - Bill, B

ill. - It might explode. What I'm going to do… Just give it to him. It's yours, it might explode. It's up to you. Come on, let's go. They are gone. Son, we're able to cheat them. We can make up for it. - They didn't know it contains a lot of copper. - Yes, Dad. Uncle, what is that? It's nothing. Don't mind that. PHP 30, PHP 40, PHP 50, It's 10 cents short. He owes me PHP 7,550.10 cents. I told, he will charge that as well? Oh there. Wait, I'll get your change. Don't. Keep the change. Oh? It's a

miracle! No, Saddam, it's a peso. Hallelujah. It's good that you thought of paying your debt. That's as it should be because debts must be paid. That child is smart. By the way, she's Ana. She's the one who brings us luck. Good luck? That was just a fluke. Ah, Bill. Hmm? I hope we can also have a beautiful child like her? Hey, be ashamed of yourself. Why? Is it not possible? You look good together. What do you mean? Like rice, you are the freshly steamed, miraculous rice. What about me? You're

the charred rice at the bottom of the pot. How could you agree to it? That's okay, that's rice too. Saddam, Saddam, tie up your pet. No, it's OK, you've paid me already. Bill, let’s get married. Come here. Bill. - I'm very hungry. - We have no food yet. Why don't we have it? We have no food yet. - I am very hungry. - Oh? I told you, Ana is lucky. Oh OK, OK, OK. It's luck then it's luck Tito Bill, Tito Clinton, somebody from DSWD came earlier. Some excursion for our community. Well, I signed i

t already. It's good to push that through. So young people can have fun. - Yahoo! - Okay, okay, okay, Myra. Penoy, balut! Balut! Ana, it's late. You're not sleeping yet. I'm not sleepy yet, because it's hot. Do you miss your Mom? Do you want to go home? You don't want to go home... or do you miss your Mom? Maybe because my Mom doesn't miss me. Oh no. No. No. Your Mom misses you. I'm sure of it. - Uncle Clinton. - Hmm. When you were in Boystown, did your Mommy miss you, too? She never visited me

, not once. That's why, I know how a child without parents feel. Look, that's the reason why I give shelter to Stallone, Palito... so that I can give them the experience of having parents, even if it's just a father. I'm already happy. Uncle Clinton… Oh? How are you? Where are your parents? Oh, they are at peace now. Well, where are they now? They are dead. Now they're just ghosts. - I am talking to one. - Oh my, Uncle. Mom, Dad. Uncle Clinton, don't call them, let's go to sleep. Alright. Love

, you are really unlucky. Play it. What's up with you? I've noticed that you've been bothered. That's why we're losing! How can I not be bothered? Your wife is coming. Besides, how about Ana? What shall we tell her? And besides, you're losing a lot of money. Honey, please don't think about it. As for Ana, I'll take care of that. I’ll find a way. As for the money lost in gambling, it's just loose change. So, just relax, OK? Can you join me there, so we can recoup our losses? Come on, let's go. M

a'am. Sir. What happened here, Rose? Sir, Ana is missing. What? My child is missing? How did that happen? I waited for her outside the school but... all the students had already left, and Ana wasn't there. You should be guarding the gate. Didn't I tell you not to leave the child? Maybe when I went to the rest room, that's the time she came out? If something bad happens to our daughter, you will be held responsible. Did you call all her classmates and friends? Maybe she joined one of them. I cal

led everyone, but she's not there. Officer, please help us find my daughter. I’lll give a large reward! Sweetheart, you better rest first. I know you're tired from the trip. Don't worry. Don't worry, I'll use all my connections to find Ana. Why should I be included in that? You know I can't stand Ruffa. Are you dizzy? Of course, I'm hungry. Oh let's serenade Ruffa, so we can eat. Yes Uncle Bill, I'm full, it's fine with me. I'm hungry, I want to eat. Just agree, Uncle Bill. Oh OK, let's get read

y, just be quiet, OK? Oh? Where did you find him? He's good. He's been a champion for a long time. Where? In a wake. Hmm! Are we just going to talk here or are we going to serenade? Hey! Why are you just going to fine tune that now? I know someone will be off-key, do you want to sing with an off-key guitar? Oh OK, OK, OK. Alright, alright. OK. That's perfect timing. So, what now? Hey! That's Sha Na Na! To have fun, to be happy! It’s not supposed to be happy, it’s serenading, not Sha Na Na! We

need love songs. - Oh, love songs. - You do it! Let me. - Filipino love songs. - Filipino love songs. Just so it happens! Keep going. I am serenading a Filipina. Even if she’s Black, she’s Filipina. You're playing a Chinese song. It sounds like Tinikling . No. That's a Chinese serenade song. We want the real Kundiman. The old love songs. The Filipino love songs. You have to tell me if you want it in Filipino. - Yes, Filipino. Why would we serenade in Chinese? - You know? You're a smart ass! - Y

es, I have been for a long time now. - You're just a guitar player! You're just here to play a guitar. Don't do it, you might break his arm. He won't be able to play the guitar anymore. Do you want a guitar necklace on your head? Huh? C’mon, c'mon, just play the guitar! You want salted fish, huh? Don't! Uncle! Uncle stop it. Relax! Hey! Bring me back my pots! - I can’t see anything. - Uncle, come on! Thanks! Get inside! - Ouch! Ouch! - Inside! Get inside now. Don’t worry, ma’am, we will publish

this first thing tomorrow. We'll go ahead. Thank you so much for your help, I really appreciate it. - Thank you. - Alright. OK. Thanks. Hi. Who are those guys? They are reporters, I had Ana's pictures published in the papers. Just in case someone sees her it's easier for them to contact us. And I also offered reward money so we can get results faster. What if your daughter was kidnapped? It might do more harm than good. Hello? Boss, we can’t find Ana. What? This is the parent of the child you k

idnapped. This is Perry. What kidnapper? How is my daughter? The kidnappers? Give it to me. I'm going to talk to them. Give it to me. No, let me. Don't hurt my child. How much ransom do you need? 2 million? Are you crazy? Where are we going to get that much money? Don't, don't! Don't hurt my daughter, don't kill her! I'll give you any amount that you want! OK. Uncle, have coffee first. Okay, thank you. What's that? These are list of our loans. Go away, and don't bother me. - Go! - You’re a snob.

Dad! Dad, Dad! Isn't this Ana? Uncle Bill's and Uncle Clinton's new adopted child. Yes, she is. Those cousins had a secret life, they kidnapped Ana. Oh Dad, - I have to tell Uncle Bill and also Uncle Clinton. - Oops! Oh, don't interfere, we might be implicated. Let's sell the newspapers to turn it into money. You can see the dollar going up. Let's wait for dollar to increase so our income will be big. Is the newspaper affected by the dollar? - Dad? Dad, please. - What the...? Let go of me. Don'

t push through with your plan, it's embarrassing for Myra. Why not? Don't you know how much money we'll make from this? Business is business. Dad, don't betray our neighbors. Whether you betray them or not, it's still business. Stay there. Let’s go, Dad. Fine, fine! Let's make money. - Yes, let's take advantage of it. - I knew there's money here. In the current state of our economy... - Snake! Snake! Snake! Snake! - Huh? Snake! Snake! Snake! Snake! Dad! Snake, snake! They are the ones who kidna

pped your daughter. Look, they even have a female member. Yes. Oh! Why are you with them? Yes, I mean no. I'm just in the photo. But only these two kidnapped your daughter. Ah! But wait Ma'am, Sir. Can I get my reward now? Ah, what if there is nothing? I won't tell you what else I know about these cousins. Why? What do you know about those cousins? Oh ma'am, I know a lot about them. Do you want me to tell you their story? Sit down first. It's quite long. Because when they were young... - Hey, he

y, can we talk about it another time? - Let's drink juice first… It's perfect, I brought some sponge cake. You better start. Oh, Michael! Jordan! You again? Stay away from me, stay away from me! My wound has just started healing. MJ, what's wrong with your car this time? Did it not start again? The electricity suddenly went out. Oh, electrical. Electrician. Can you do it? I had a contract in Muntinlupa. Electric chair! Maybe the same thing will happen again! At the right price? That's it, it wil

l work. Pay me first. Let me start the car first. Go ahead and start it. Oh! Oh! Oh! What the hell? Let's go. Hurry. Hurry. Hurry. Let's go. You are shameless. I knew I shouldn't have trusted you. Hey, hurry up, so we can rest. I'm trying to hurry it up. Is this Saddam's house? Yes, he's my father. Where is he? He's upstairs. Do you want me to call him? No, we'll do it. Dex. Why? Don’t ask too many questions. Hey, what's that? That's my cousin! Shut up. Hey stop! Keep an eye on them. Are you Sa

ddam? Yes, I am. What what do you need from me? Do you know where the child kidnappers live? I know, but if you didn't bring my reward, I won't tell you. You better say it. No, did you bring the reward? Do I have a reward? Yes! Where is it? Where? Where? Here it is. Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Let go of me. Measure it now. I'll just get dressed first. Clinton, you measure it. Three. Three spans. Include this paper, too. Hey, it's me, I look good in the photo. That's me, I thought it's DiCaprio from Titan

ic. Look, we're in the papers. You're so cute. Yes. We are wanted by the authorities. Look! - Wanted? We are not wanted. - Be quiet. The newspaper says we are wanted. Cops. Hurry, hurry! Cops again! - Hurry. Run - Let’s hide. Hurry! Let's hide! Where are they? I think we are moving. It’s just your feelings. No, we are really moving. It’s just your feelings. Oh my! Where are we? Move aside! Mother… don’t move. Don’t move. Thank God. It pooped! Because of Ana, we're going to jail. We're wanted by

the cops! You're not alone, we're together on this. That's just it. You brought me to this. Mr. Bill, Mr. Clinton, help us. Why? It’s Dad. Dad, Uncle Bill and Uncle Clinton is here to help us. What happened? He was beaten by unknown men. Are you hurt? - Of course. - Oh! Can you identify those who did this to your dad? I don’t know them. But I think they’re cops. They are actually looking for the two of you. They said you kidnapped Ana. It’s because I went to see Ana’s parents and gave them your

photos. That’s what we read in the papers. What are we going to do Bill? I don’t know. It's your fault. If you did not bring this girl here, we won't be in this mess. Now the best thing to do is to return this girl. Saddam, do know where Ana lives? Can I get a reward? Reward? Are you a sheriff? Mr. Bill, don't! Mr. Bill, don't! - Mr. Bill, stop it. Don’t hit him, Mr. Bill. - Tell me! Coffee? What I mean is for you to get your own coffee, don’t touch mine. I’m having a bad day and you're stil

l being hard on me. It's indeed bad. Hmp! Look what happened to us? Which one? Our lives have turned upside down because of this kid. Why do you continue bringing in lost kids? You know I don't like them. Bill... I know you're still angry because your wife died, and your child. Maybe God has a reason for that, I don't know. Don't you see? You lost a child, but there are eight replacements. Yes, but the parents of that one is looking for us. The cops are looking for us. So maybe we should return

that girl. Oh? That's why you don't like children. What happened to you was painful. Good. Now you know. But why are you blaming us? What did we do wrong? We didn't want your wife to die in childbirth. Maybe it is God’s will. I don't want to go home. Ana, you have to. Please don’t, I'd rather stay here. Maria, it's very late. You're so strong. It's okay, Clinton. Where are we really going? Well, we’re buying bottles and newspapers, what else? Why didn't we bring a cart? You talk too much, just

walk. Oh my! This is our house. Yes, we know. Why are we doing this? Of course, so we don't get noticed. This is itchy. Let's remove it for now. Oh. Why are we here? I thought you loved me. Why are you giving me back? This is for your own good. You fooled me, I don't want to go back there! - You don't love me. - Babe. You don't understand, We love you but… If you love me, why are you giving me back? Babe, if we don't bring you back, your Uncle and I will get arrested. Do you want us to go to jai

l? No, I don’t want to. Oh see, that's it. We will visit you often. Go on now, go inside. Go inside. Bring me with you. Come on, go inside your house. Bring me with you. Bring me with you. Bring me with you. - Bill. - What? Did we do the right thing to Ana? I feel bad about Ana. What can we do? It's us who will suffer. You're right Bill, you're right. Here. Let’s get some snacks first. Yeah, I’m very hungry. Food just ran out! Hi, Daddy! - Hi! - Hi! What are you doing here? Why are you here? Did

n't we take you back home? Yes, but I really don't want to go back home. You don't understand what’s going to happen. You need to go home. Uncle Bill, Uncle Clinton, let Ana stay, don't take her back to their house. Because we've learned to love her. Oh, no. We need to bring this child back. I don't want to. - Good day everyone. - No, it's not. You don't need to bring her back. We will do it for you. Thank you. Why do you give thanks? We will kill you! Why? See what I told you, that child is a b

ad luck. I will kill you first. Why me? There's so many of us. How about him? You’re the favorite! No, you’re the one who recruited the girl. Oh, I see! Run Ana! Run! Run! Faster! - Hurry - Run! Run! - Run! - Faster! Run! What happened? They’re chasing us! Where? There. My God, they were the ones who beat me! There! Go faster, get inside the car! - Hey, hey, hey! - There, there! Boss? Where’s the girl? She was taken by those two idiots. You fools! What are you standing here for? - Let's go, get

them! - Yes boss. You shameless people! Carjackers! Give me back my car, you troublemakers! Your a pain in the ass. Let go! They might catch us! If we don't get the child, all our plans will be ruined. Stop laughing, you're distracting me. Hurry! Get them! Cellphone? Hello? Sweetheart? Sweetheart. Have you seen Ana? Yes, we've already seen her. But the kidnappers are asking for the ransom money. Yes, yes, I will bring it. But tell them not to hurt my daughter. Where is that place? They’re go

ne. Right, they’re gone. They’re still here. Right, I’m here. Get out! Don’t push. I can't find my footing here! What? What? Don’t push us. Bald-headed! Uncle Jack, are you the one chasing us? Why? What did we do? Don't ask too many questions. Did you know that this is the only time that we're going have a lot of money? So, you better come with us. You’re a bad person, I won't come with you. Uncle Bill, Uncle Clinton, don't give me to him. Dude? You can’t just take this child. She doesn't like

you. Just go home! Ana, if you don't come with me, I will kill them all. Go ahead, Ana! Go with him! I don't want to die because that’s sad. I would happily die because of you Ana! Ana, I still want to grow big. Uncle Clinton, what are we going to do? They might kill us. We will die together. Hey! Hey, yourself! Ana go with him. No Ana. Don’t listen to him. He won't kill us. He's just joking. Is that so? Freddie? Boss? Kill that one first. Yes, boss. Oh no, don’t do it, spare Bill’s life, pleas

e. Here, take her out first. She’s ready to die. No, no, just take him. Or how about him? - Ouch! - You are pointing fingers. Choose him. Choose him. Mommy! Ana! Hey! Ouch! Jack, here’s the money. Mr. Kidnapper, I have the ransom money, I beg of you let my girl go. Money! She had the ransom money. Why? Did you ask for it? No, why would I ask? Those shameless people, they haven’t given me my reward money. - Just give me a share of the ransom money. - It hasn't been given yet. Mr. Kidnappers, don'

t hurt my child. I brought exactly two million with me, I beg of you. Oh, it’s two million pesos, let's get it ourselves. - Two million. - It's not our money, don't mess with it. - It's not for us. - I need to get my reward. If I get a gun, I will shoot you. Don't worry, this money will not go to waste, it will be mine! What? What do you mean it’s yours? It will be mine! - Join them! - Ah! - Mommy. - Join them! Mommy, they're not the kidnappers. It's them! Give that to me, you’re all talk. Just

do what you want to do to them. Just kill them! Go ahead, kill them all! There! Those are the carjackers! - It’s MJ! - MJ! Let’s go! Hurry! Come on! Give it to me, it’s safer here. Here! Go faster. Go there. Get up. Hurry! Hurry up. Hey! Yeah! Ouch! Ah! Ouch. - Are you hurt? - No. Really? Peek-a-boo! Oh, I think not! Mommy. OK! It’s a miracle! - Amen! - Amen! All you need is faith. Amen? Amen! I love you, bro. Amen? Amen. Hey, where do you think you're going? Go shoot them! Yeah! Stop! That’s

enough! Come here. Put her in jail. Hmp! I don't have money to buy lipstick anymore. I can’t buy nail-polish anymore! I was planning to curl my hair next week. Can you shut up! They are the carjackers! I'm sorry Mr. Jordan, if they used your car to escape. They are not the criminals, so, we can't arrest them. I'm sorry MJ, we have no other choice. Sorry. That’s right, sir. But first, I want to thank all of you. Thank you very much for the kindness you showed to my daughter. No problem. Anyway, I

'm really used to taking care of children. Umm... It's good that Ana didn't end up with bad people. Who knows what could have happened to her? Ah, you see Ana, your mommy loves you. She will give up her life for you. Yes, that's right. By the way, Ana told me that the place where you live is quite cramped and crowded. So, we thought of inviting you to our house. Let's all live there together. - There's no need. - No need. Oh, we're used to our small place. - We already have a house and we can ta

ke care of the kids. - We are already used to it. C'mon, come with us. Come on, live with us, we'll all be together there. - Alright as you wish. - Yahoo! Wait, wait a minute, what about my reward? PHP 1? Let me have it. Wait, wait, give it to me. Wait, wait. Now, I can be with my car alone. You look for your own ride, I’ll go ahead. That's what you think. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah! MJ! Wait a minute.