can we see the game could we see the game no no no all right I'm gonna lose it okay all
right we're here what are we doing I hate elevators like this don't you ever feel
stupid when you get into one of those elevators and somebody else walks in and you're like facing
this way but then the elevator opens that way and you're like oh I usually stand like this
is how I stand I stand like this so I'm real cool like right I don't know which one's
gonna open so I stand like right here and but then
it's awkward because then you're facing
the people in the elevator if you do this you know you're like looking like like their ears
depending which way they're facing the elevator etiquette you know it's it's a thing it's
definitely a thing the VA elevators are some of the creepiest elevators I've ever taken have you
ever been like on a they have like these fright elevators and you're like in there and it's like
they're like shaking and [ __ ] and it's like you can see the like marks like
on the floor and of
the wall of something like I I'd like to think that it's like wheel marks you know and not like
like scary like dragging marks for some reason scary game like going to the veterans affairs
trying to get um a an optometry appointment and then they schedule it for six months out
and then they cancel it a week before and then they won't reschedule you for like eight months
out and then like you can't see anything or do any work because your vision's so blurry because
you h
aven't had your like eyeglass prescription updated in years no just me just me oh look it's
this girl is this girl again this one right right I should do it her way she's my favorite and it's like a whole thing when
you like have to plan the VA into your day because it's like a whole like mental process emotional
process that you have to like wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait okay um it's like a whole
process you have to like get mentally prepared emotionally prepared and then like whe
n they
call you the morning of and they're like sorry we're canceling she was trying to hack the ill the I can't even pronounce Cavill
cavalcade caval sod Kavala kedi that's a good word the VA is like going to um like
uh it's like you begin and you end your career of the military like in the same place like in the
same like weird mindset it's like you you are um you start off at MEPS right they look at
every part of your body every part of your body um I don't know if I was prepared for tha
t
no even like um I don't know if like the the recruiter told me that oh smoke bombs hey you like
they didn't prepare me for that every right every single part there is no there are no secrets
between you and your your MEPS position I will tell you that they looked at parts of my body
that I haven't even seen yeah I was like what are you doing in there I'm so confused I don't
know where I'm supposed to go I I lost track I was in the trauma of MEPS oh you want to know
what I didn't know abo
ut MEPS you want to know that what I didn't know what I wasn't told at all
that I would have to take the ASVAB as that ass I wasn't told oh in Glendora this table
here it's me at Maps I was like please sir don't look in that spot and it was a man
it wasn't even a woman looking at my holes crusty ass old dude um talk about like losing your
like bodily autonomy right right off the start it's like you know what you're getting into they
didn't tell me that I was going to take the ASVAB so I was
thinking like oh you know it's going to
be a physical they're going to check like my heart you know it's gonna you go to the doctor they like
do the stethoscope and they're like checking your heart and they're like got the little lights
looking in your ear holes you know I used like some Q-tips you're not supposed to cleaning
out the the ear oh you gotta wake up at three I woke up at three I don't know if other people
wake up uh later but you gotta wake up like super early because you have
to get there at like the
earliest time known to man they're really like setting you up for the rest of the military
I should have listened um I'm not a morning person every PT session was horrible for me um
you wake up early as heck because you have to be at maps at like five something like wild because
it's a whole day Affair it's like the entirety of the day keep vigilant for spills and then I
was thinking like oh we're gonna do a physical um I don't think we did a PT test there I don't
know if that's a good thing for some people I was able to take a PT test at my school so if it is a
thing I I didn't have to do it that day freaking goodness um but I had no idea that I was going
to sit for hours and take a freaking um exam I had no idea they were like oh yeah you're just
gonna go into this room go on this computer it was literally like a computer like this look at
this it was just like this these ASVAB computers are old as heck right the old ass computer like
although tec
hnically I guess this computer is futuristic because we're like on a spaceship
in the future I guess we're going back to Retro um it was the old ass computer just like that
I think it was even in the desk like that so horrible ergonomically like your neck is in
the worst position yeah I did save great your neck is in the worst position taking the test
and um hours long it was more than just like math and reading it had like mechanical stuff
electrical stuff which was it was actually kind of
some of it was interesting I guess but I was
just woefully underprepared um but I think I did fine because I was in college at the time so I
was like in that mode you know but nobody told me [Music] with seeks and like let us make the creepiest
the creepiest most uncanny valley version of a um android robot that we could possibly come up with
like what is that neck what are those neck folds there they look almost like amphibian like Gilly
gills like what is that and then the the weird like
a skin turtleneck like oh there's
another one hold on it's like they were like let me wear like a a turtleneck made
out of human flesh why do they have Coneheads have you watched uh Alien the Alien movies with
our beautiful gorgeous lesbian icons Sigourney Weaver I don't know if Sigourney Weaver is like
IRL gay but like she's a lesbian icon like she's she's earned it I have no idea no no she can
see you what do you do she's right there oh she's big I knew she would come I knew it didn't
I
say it I said as soon as you turn off the damn I want to touch it I would
want to touch it I'd be like what if you like the call the call of The Voice just say you touched an alien I
mean I guess she'll touch you so oh she got some sexy legs though look at
those hammies okay ah what's that debris okay cut the shadow no I don't like this
[Music] I legit have chills right now stupid floating gun I know why I
don't know why you're yelling at me oh she's so upset oh she's so angry below me she
coming up here kids see how well do you that's weird how well
do you know your long-haul sex part she's looking at them look at that how well do
we know this woman over here giving them the eye the little side eye biting her little
lip what is that about what is that this is a whole thing it's a whole narrative right
there more of them hey excuse me excuse me ah they are so creepy uh no bye excuse me I mean
you're not I'm sorry yeah um I'm sorry I screamed uh you just you startled me it wa
s the you're
you're just so you're so stealthy Tom's control it's urgent that is a restricted area it's an
emergency don't you realize what's going on your registration is almost complete I get it I'll
find my own way in are you registering me huh why are you registering me with your little turtleneck
skin neck huh huh looks a little hole in the ear don't put me on a registry I wouldn't advise it why not does it have batteries oh you
have to hold it ah lost no no problem please [Music] oh y
eah we're real close the person
look at his mouth it's like oh I doubt it ah let me in like I kind of get it I kind of get
it they're stuck in this like Loop of servitude there's no way he didn't see us there's
no way there's no way there's no way he was like hey stupid he looked us dead in
the eyeballs like laughs like I see you oh can be destroyed okay okay or was that the alien
that did that to you or a person no you can't be destroyed I thought you could be no I hate
it I hate it I hat
e it why would you do that in there he knows I'm in there
he's literally like hey dumbass he's so mad at me oh my God flea so here it is my pitch
to you viewers friends family allies um I am currently with a super Stellar awesome
team of individuals working on designing uh the website for a game I need to stop making
so much noise though um designing the website for gamers for peace and I need you or you
know we could use your help if you want um if you want to see how you could help
us ou
t um just type in exclamation point peace in the chat the chaturney and um
it will link you to a 10 to 15 minute um a little uh it's a little game let's call it
a game right a little a little group activity for the greater good um it's called the card
sort but um you can check out that link and it'll take you to a little uh sort of activity
game that my team will be using directly for uh designing The Gamers for Peace website
so uh head on over and uh check it out yeah and if it's too long
and you hate it then don't do
it you can just look at it and leave but I would I'll feel bad because I'll know people left I
don't know who left but I'll know that people left quack we're gonna calm our Heartbeats so they cannot hear us what's up proper what's up homie thank you for loving the raid thank you so much what's
up new chatters how'd you find us welcome what's up reggae I I just want to see Mama Sigourney
Weaver so bad all right um yeah thank you no this is nice this
is quaint le
t's have a seat nice
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