All German Political Parties in 4 Minutes

Change is bad, everything stays as it is. What has worked before will work in the future. Family, religion and friendship, those are the three demons you must slay if you want to succeed in business. You pray to god, you go to work, you pay taxes, and you don't dare die before the next election! Yeah yeah what he said. Europe sucks! Poor people suck! Brown people suck! You suck! Carbon dioxide is bad, atomic energy is bad, genes are bad, oh genes are so very bad, meat is bad. We need to give mor

e power to the companies. Companies run this country, not the people. There are three things we need to legalize, weed, memes and torrenting. Islam is bad, cancel culture is bad, thinking is bad, hate is good. We need more police, young people these days are crazy. They want an uncensored internet. What was the internet again? We need free knowledge, free bitcoin, and freedom of speech. What do you think is more important, the economy or human lives? Sorry, can you repeat that one more time? Imm

igrants suck, the Euro sucks, my wife sucks, my life sucks. We don't need planes, or cars, or trains, we got two feet to walk don't we. This country has been run long enough by old people, they don't know anything about the digital age. We, the young people need to take over. Alright i'm bored, let's play some boardgames. Feminism! Genderism! Humanism! Vandalism! I can only agree. What you want me to say again? Every German needs to buy more cars. Everybody needs at least two cars. Audi, Volkswa

gen, Mercedes, but not Tesla. Tesla is bad, it's from the devil! Are you scared of getting old and sick? So are we. And did you know that the government isn't spending any money on ageing research? They want you to get old and die. This toenail belonged to the Führer. If we can raise 2 million Euro, we can clone him from the DNA inside and the glorious times may return! Totally, yeah what he said. Wait, what did he say? For anyone wanting to send donations, here's my card, my address. Everything

's welcome, watches, cars, houses, boats, i take everything. Black lives matter, brown lives matter, yellow lives matter white lives matter You don't matter! Ageing is a disease that kills more people on this planet than anything else. You wanna live forever? Healthy? We'll make sure of it. What I'm doing tonight? Same thing I'm always doing. Fighting capitalism.