Another Honest Golden Globes Fashion Review (2024)

- "Oppenheimer" answered a lifelong question that's been on my mind for years. Yes, scientists do get laid. (audience clapping) "Oppenheimer" is based on a 721-page, Pulitzer Prize-winning book about the Manhattan Project. "Barbie" is on a plastic doll with big boobies. - Oof. Oh, the joys and curses of live TV, am I right, ladies? So the Golden Globes literally just happened, and they were. (upbeat circus music) Oh. - Shut up. - A mess, okay? A mess, but when are they not. To be honest, when ar

e they not? It's also the first Golden Globes back in a while, you guys wanna know the tea about that? So the Golden Globes used to be put on by this group called the Hollywood Foreign Press, a small group of journalists, about 100 of them, right? Well, about three-ish years ago, they were put under major scrutiny, 'cause out of the 100 members in their group, not a single one of them was a Black person. Ho-ho-ho. Which explained a lot of their very obvious overlookings over the past few years.

That on top of very unethical practices, like basically demanding every single industry and company to give them thousands of dollars in gifts just to be nominated. If any of you guys are wondering why the hell "Emily in Paris" was nominated that one year, it was because Netflix flew out all 100 members of the Hollywood Foreign Press to the set of "Emily in Paris" in Paris, France, and kept them in a five-star hotel that cost $10,000 a night. So Lily Collins, here you go on that list, girl. So m

ajor scrutiny, right? So the Golden Globes are pulled off the air. Hence why I haven't done one of these in a few years. And then the Hollywood Foreign Press came out saying, "We promise we will try our best and do what we can to do better for the next coming years of our future," and then dissolved. So the Hollywood Foreign Press is no more, does not own the Golden Globes, and yet two people thanked them in their acceptance speeches tonight. - Hollywood Foreign Press. - Hollywood Foreign Press.

- It's a mess, it was a mess. Both of them happened to be two Black women. But that's a deeper conversation we're gonna have a lot later, okay? Hollywood, your cracks are showing, okay? They've been showing, we've already known. Why are our sisters always the last to know? That's the big question here, right? (meme laughing) But anyways, we're not here to review any of that bullshit, we're here to talk about the fashion, girly. (upbeat music) - Lit. - As I sit here in my all-blue outfit, that w

as not planned at all. I just kinda put these on as I woke up this morning. Wanna see you? Look it. (upbeat music) - Lit. ♪ But it's fashion review time ♪ ♪ Girly, doo, doo, doo ♪ It's also 10:00 p.m. If there's a red carpet full of celebrities dressed in their best, there's going to be a big-ass Black boy on YouTube, who only wears sweats every day, here to review it. (laughing) Subscribe, please. - Mac. - Margo, ooh. Okay, she's going fishing later, girls. Okay, we love to see that. Staying wi

th the Barbie pink theme. Okay, we see you. Can't give it a rest now, girl, it's awards season, she said, "Y'all remember? We saved cinema." And then this fishnet, boa, sleeve shenanigan. Okay, it's a choice, but I like it, I understand it. I'm here for it, to a point, to a point, girl. It also looks painful, it looks very painful. I feel like it feels the same as whenever you go to get blood taken out and they have to wrap that really, really tight band around you afterwards, you know what I'm

talking about? That's what that looks like it feels. You only have to have that band on for like 15 minutes, girl. And I hope she wasn't wearing this all night, girl, 'cause that feels itchy. But go ahead, Barbie, have fun. Jennifer Lopez with them hips, girl, okay, she said. ♪ Imada, bah, bong, a-bah ♪ ♪ Bikki, bee, baya ♪ ♪ Bonda, bonda, nah ♪ ♪ Wiki, bah, nah, nah, ah, nah ♪ Whatever she says in that song, okay? Girl, I don't know, okay? I was six, I guess pink was the thing, Everybody was Te

am Barbie tonight. And we understand, and I was, too. How many awards were they nominated for? I don't even know, girl. I wasn't really paying attention that much this year, for multiple reasons, including. - Big boobies. - Oh, see the sleeve, K, boa thing is still in trend, but this one has flowers on it, girl. She ain't going fishing tonight, okay? She said, "What's fish? What do you mean? I'm fish." (laughing) My stomach just growled. For some reason, it's giving much like your mom is getting

remarried to a very, very rich man. All her kids grown, her ex is a bum, and she found herself a billionaire on Christian Mingle, you know what I mean? Every mom's dream, right? (meme laughing) Brie Larson, out here looking like a paper cutout, but we Stan. Also, your feet look in pain, girl. (sample screaming) Take those shoes off, what is happening? I have never seen so many veins and muscles in a foot before, but also, I am a fat man. So is this normal? Are my feet supposed to show this much

definition? (sample screaming) This is just the Marvel shit, that's that Marvel training. These Marvelites work out so much, even their feet got muscles, girl, and I believe it. Jennifer Lopez was giving bride, this is giving bridesmaid, at the same wedding. Maybe her dad is the billionaire and she's the only bridesmaid in the whole party. Not even her kid's in the wedding party, only Brie, because she's the only one in the will. Every mom's dream, every mom's dream, right? Taylor Swift, okay?

It's giving. (hissing) Also like how there's someone's ear in the corner of this photo. "Vogue", you're doing very great. It's also given a little bit of Emerald City on a Saturday night. She went to the previews of "The Wiz" and she was like, "That's gonna be me." I'm also noticing that this is a very accessory-less era. None of the girlies have been wearing bracelets, I think only one of 'em was wearing a necklace so far. It's just prominent colors and no bangles. Okay, we Stan. Who needs all

those accessories? That's just a bad time on metal detectors. (laughing) Greta Lee, okay, cloud. Okay, side boob. I see you, girl, a side boob on a cloud, we love it. And once again, no accessories, okay? We have completely left 2010, and we are not looking back, thank God. The Kesha, rave girl era was cute and all, but our wrists are tired. (Mac gasping) Rosamund Pike. Girly. Girly. Okay, this list has been giving a story so far. First, we had bride, bridesmaid, and now we have widow at the bil

lionaire's funeral after killing him by sneaking bleach in his cereal for like a week straight. But no one figured that out, girl, and she's on the will, so she's walking away with millions. She came to the funeral to serve (meowing) for two seconds, walked on that little stage, did some fake crocodile tears, and then walked out in a Porsche, okay? I like the veil. I also like how it's shaped like an apple, okay? We love Jumpstart here. I also read on Twitter, which might not be (censored) true,

that she was also wearing the veil because she scraped up her face in an accident recently. I could be wrong, girl, it's Twitter, girl, I can't believe shit on there anymore. Billie Eilish. (bag rummaging) (zip zipping) I don't wanna be mean, I don't wanna be mean, so I'm just gonna pack my stuff and leave now before I get canceled or saying something that hurts somebody's feelings. So goodbye. Girl. (upbeat music) I too have seen the pornos about substitute teachers, but I never thought about

adapting that aesthetic to my red carpet outfit, you know what I mean? Let's keep the porn we watch on our phone while in the bathroom taking a shower, you know what I mean? It's giving, "I work at a bowling alley." I don't know why. No, no, no, you know what it's giving? It's giving, "I am in band." (laughing) For some reason, I can't pinpoint it. "I'm in band and I'm going to prom with my band friend that I also experiment on on the weekends," you know what I mean? Or, "In the summer during ba

nd camp." 'cause, girl, I've heard, I've heard some stories about band camp, okay? I was a theater boy, so all I was around were some dramatic-ass twinks, so I didn't have that experience in my life. Selena Gomez, ooh. Is it purposely lifting like that or is that just the wind? I'm very confused, I'm sorry. I like it, I like it. It's giving me like ice cream scooper, but like fashion. (Mac laughing) It looks like if she were to jump up and cross her legs and sit down real quick, she'll like plop

down crooked. And honestly, work, okay? That's a Cirque du Soleil trick. Honestly, it's a sir. And the way y'all's veins pop out when you're wearing heels make heels look like the most uncomfortable things in the world. Why are we doing this? Why did this become the standard, okay? Why do we need this? If I was an A-list celebrity female going to a red carpet, I would always wear long dresses with Ugg sandals underneath, girl. Every time an interviewer asks me, "Oh, what shoes are you wearing u

nderneath?" I would just be like, "It's a secret. It's a secret." "Can you show us the shoes you're wearing?" "No, it's a secret." Florence Pugh. Oh wow, that hair is hairing. Okay, that hair is doing things against gravity, and I am scared? It's giving "Hunger Games". I feel like at any moment she'll just rip off the dress, there's gonna be a battle suit underneath it and she's gonna throw a spear. Like she's ready to fight Harry Styles, he's not gonna take her this time. That was a reference t

o that "All Your Darlings" movie. "All Your Darlings"? "Call Your Darlings"? "Your Darlings Are Here", what is it? Girl, girl, (laughing) I saw that once. Timothee Chalamet I mean, I guess, I don't know why I'm disappointed. I mean, of course he's going to dress like this. He is a straight man, a straight theater boy. And this is very much straight theater boy dress like. But I don't know, I'm kinda disappointed, because he's Wonka, right? I haven't seen the film. I have a long list of movies I

still need to see, and "Wonka" is not on the top of it, okay? I love you, though. I support my straight men in theater, okay? Who else would play a straight man in "Rent". But because he's Wonka, I was expecting this era of him to be flashy, over the top, a whimsical-ness to him. I wanted the whimsical Timothee Chalamet era. I was ready to welcome that in with full arms. But no, this is giving me, I just gotta check, but it's not enough, it's not enough, it's not enough and I'm upset, okay? I'm

upset, but at the same time, I understand your hetero-ness, okay? Heidi Klum, oh my God. First of all, so red and pink were the style this year. Red, pink, black. Second of all, okay, princess, red queen. Okay, feet also looking in pain. (sample screaming) The feet look in pain. These girls' feet look like they're screaming, and honestly, I feel so bad. And at that point, I understand Billie Eilish. (laughing) Dua Lipeep. (groaning) It's giving cello? (upbeat cello music) Honestly, work. Jeremy

Allen White. Okay, now I'm gonna give Timothee Chalamet a little bit more points, okay? (laughing) He's also dating Rosalia. Did y'all know that? Him and Rosalia are dating, and also both caught seen smoking cigarettes all the fucking time. (sample screaming) Girl, why are we smoking cigarettes in 2024? Can we stop? And don't vape either, okay? Vaping is not even that good either. Stop being (censored) whimps, just pick up some weed. (laughing) Hunter Schafer, ooh. Okay, Ghosts of Christmas Past

. It's very much giving, "Return the slab." (laughing) Return the slab and end my curse. (laughing) (Mac whimpering) You know what I mean? You know what I mean. Y'all saw that episode, we were all traumatized by it. Elle Fanning, cute. (meme laughing) - Ali Wong, cool. (meme laughing) Da'Vine Joy, okay. The boobs are boobing, girly, and we Stan. The boobs are here, the boobs are present. And she said, "Peekaboo." (laughing) What? Also, whenever I see these dresses that are long skirt with the mi

niskirt on top, all it reminds me of is one of those toys that would spin, and then press a button and then launch into the air, and then grow wings. Am I the only one that thinks that right now? (laughing) Pedro Pascal. Ooh, who hurt Daddy? Who hurt Daddy? Who hurt? Daddy, who hurt you? Daddy, why are you broken? Why are you broken, Daddy? Daddy, why are you broken? Honestly, you know what? When I fist too many twinks at the Eagle on a Saturday night, this does happen to my wrist as well, so I

understand. (laughing) I don't know why, for some reason, I just want Pedro Pascal to be a fisting piggy daddy on the weekends, behind the scenes, but nobody knows it. I just want that for him, I really want that for him. I just want him to have some fun. I don't know anything about him, not many people know that much about him. He's never even been clear about his sexuality before. And honestly, that's fierce, okay? Fiercely a bottom. (laughing) Okay, let me stop. But okay, little yarn strings

on a dress shirt. It's something. Bella Ramsey, okay. (plane engine rumbling) I'll take a ginger ale, thank you. I'll take a ginger ale and some air-fried chips. Thank you very much. (speaker dinging) I do not need headphones, I brought my own. Thank you for asking. Oh, yes, sure, I will take a hot towel, thank you very much, Bella. Thank you very much, Bella Ramsey. Oh, I don't need a refill of my ginger ale. No, thank you, I'm good, (laughing) okay. It's giving flight attendant. Did you not ge

t the joke yet? Flight attendant slash future pilot slash motorcycle gang. I can't explain it. Hailee Steinfeld, ooh. ♪ Happy birthday, Mr. President ♪ ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ That's whatever I think of whenever I see long gloves. I don't know why. It's very old Hollywood, and I feel like we've seen this dress before on somebody else in the past, now that I'm thinking of it and now that I'm looking at the square-out cape, okay? You weren't nominated for anything, you were just there to present

, you didn't have to show out that much, okay? So you borrowed someone else's dress, and honestly, camp. Meryl Streep, wow. Okay. Emma Stone. Looks like she got the memo what the background was gonna be before anybody else. Okay, girl, (laughing) she came prepared. It's giving Hollywood starlet, okay? It's not extravagant, it's breathable. It looks like a dress to get drunk in. And I feel like that's what the Golden Globes are. According to Mark Hamill, it's the only award show with an open bar.

So (laughing) if I was there, girly, I'd be a mess. Actually, I was there before, I was at the Streamies, which is at the same exact place as the Golden Globes. And yes, there is indeed an open bar in that venue. And yes, I was indeed very drunk during that award ceremony. (meme laughing) Helen Mirren. Tried it. (meme laughing) Nicholas Braun. Should've tried harder. (meme laughing) Barry Keoghan, ooh. (no audio) I just really want him to whisper in my ear that I'm like a dirty little slut. I d

on't know why, I just don't know why. This is a safe space, right? This is a safe space? I'm into it, I'm into it, okay? He got the red memo, good for him. It's very masculine, but fun, fun masculine, which is all we ask for. Everyone should just be a Ken. It's giving Ken. And I would play with you, baby, okay? Okay, I'm done, I'm done, I'll stop. Oprah, okay. The color purple. (laughing) We fucking get it. Actually, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, wow, I love it. Oh my God, it's so good

. Work, girl. Please hire me for something, or just send me a check once in a while. I just, can I have some money? But I like it, okay? It looks comfortable. And honestly, for a person at her age, who's worked as hard as she has, that's the move, okay? The outfit is very much giving CEO of a company. It's very much giving, "I'm richer than this whole building, so why would I try that hard, okay?" Reese Witherspoon looks tired. Honestly, I understand, okay? She looks exhausted. Honestly, it's gi

ving, "I've been standing for longer than I want to," and I understand. Aren't the red carpet events like a couple hours long, girl? I couldn't, I couldn't, I couldn't. Honestly, I want to, at least once in my life, bucket list, just randomly become an A-list celebrity to walk one red carpet and then just disappear into obscurity for the rest of my life, okay? Can I just do some random, obscure, indie film that gets bought out by A24, and then suddenly does a whole award circuit, and then I'm ne

ver seen again? That's my goal, that's what I want in my life. (laughing) Nominated for Best Supporting Actor in a Comedy or Musical, it's Machaizelli Kahey for "Breakaway Window". Okay, I'm nominated, I'm on all the lists. Nobody knows who the hell I am, I don't win a single thing, but I show up to all the events, 'cause I have to, and then I'm never heard of again, except for random roles in random sitcoms and shit on CBS. That's the life I wanna live. (laughing) But anyways, Reese, girl, go t

ake a nap. (meme laughing) Whoa. Karen Gillan, girl, why did you show up and why are you showing out, girl? Were you nominated for anything? Okay, okay. It's giving adult coloring book, you know what I mean? Too many lines for a child to understand, right? Too many lines for a child to have the patience for. I just wanna colored pencil and I just wanna fill you in, girl, fill you in, with cassette. (meme laughing) Okay, I'ma do a few more and then I'm gonna call it, it's now 11:00 p.m. I didn't

realize I was sitting here for an hour. What the (censored)? What was I doing? Not just randomly staring off thinking about other things for a second because I'm weirdly hungry. Not at all, what do you mean? Issa Rae. Okay, Gatsby. It's giving the walls of that one fancy hotel that hasn't been updated since 1963, you know what I mean? It's giving, "My grandmother owned this once." That's it, that's end of sentence. (laughing) America Ferrera. Ooh, wow. The first thing that came to my mind was fo

ndant, I don't know why. Ooh, Kate Beckinsale came with the accessories, okay. She said, "All those other girls gonna drop it, I'm gonna pick it up, okay, bitch?" Ooh, Elizabeth Olsen, okay. I'm confused. It's giving corset, and then we went to Michael's, okay? My grandmother used to do a lot of crafts, so she had a big box of crafts that had a lot of different fabrics and stuff. And one of the fabrics she had looked a lot like this. So whenever I see this on someone's body, the first thing I th

ink of is Michael's, girl, Michael's or Joanne, I don't know why. This dress probably cost more than this whole townhouse, but still, I'm still confused, okay? Why the band in the middle? What's happening? Why are your knees being covered? But we can see the whole crotch-ness. She said, "Nope, y'all ain't getting these beauties. I need a Marvel check before I show y'all these beauties." (laughing) (meme laughing) Andra Day. Wow. Okay, feather duster. (meme laughing) Quinta, ooh. Okay, but I'm al

so so proud of you, girl. I'm also so proud of you, girl. I'm also so proud of you, girl. From, "Oh, he got some money," to this. I ain't gonna forget, girl. I ain't gonna let you forget either, okay? I'm an internet whore. Dylan Mulvaney. Mulvaney, Mullaney? How do you say your last name? I'm so sorry. But Dylan Mulavalum, okay? It's giving me "Swan Lake", okay? Dancer, okay? And it's also giving me winter formal for some reason. I don't know why, I have no clue why, that just entered my mind.

And now the website is hella glitching, so I'm gonna have to end it on Jennifer Aniston, which I'm very upset with, because I have nothing to say about this, girl. (laughing) Giving very much cocktail party, okay? (upbeat music) And that's about it. No, no, no, no, no, this is the mother of the bride. This is mother of the bride wearing black to the wedding to parallel her daughter's beautiful white gown, okay? (meme laughing) Okay, wait, no, more loaded. Fantasia. Ooh. My light just fainted. Ho

nestly, I feel that, okay? Maybe this picture shouldn't have loaded in the first place. (Mac laughing) Wow, it's giving, it's giving. (laughing) I like the top half, the top half is the moment, but then when you continue looking down, you then ask yourself, "Why were you rushing, girl? Who was rushing you?" It's like the designer had an idea, right? And then took a bunch of acid, and that's where we got the second half. (laughing) It's like a physical representation of the first half of a season

versus the last half of the season, or the first half of a series versus the last half of the series, aka "Game of Thrones", okay? Exactly, this is a physical representation of the series of "Game of Thrones". The first few seasons, dark, serious, well crafted, well sculpted. And then we mosey all the way down to the final season, and we're like, "Girl, someone just slapped that on you." (laughing) Jennifer Lawrence, and now the page closed. But I saw, I saw the dress, I saw the dress, I saw th

e dress. It looked basic. (Mac laughing) (meme laughing) Okay, wait, wait, wait, it loaded one more time. I don't know why I keep on going, girl. I said I was gonna stop earlier, girl. There's so many celebrities, I feel so rude not mentioning a lot of 'em. But Natalie Portman, okay. I too like mosaic fountains, girl, but I don't feel the need to dress like one, okay? Let's be honest. (laughing) (meme laughing) Okay, you know what? We're gonna stop here, we're just gonna stop here. This page can

not keep up. It's trying to load everything at once. There's some GIFs and shit, so things aren't loading correctly, the page keeps on going white, and now my phone is hot as hell. We're just gonna retire. What did we learn today, kids? Ooh, ooh, we learned that, girl, apparently this stressed me the hell out. Even the under boob, girl, was no one gonna tell me? Ew. Comment down below, who was your favorite? Who was your least favorite? My favorite was probably Heidi Klum. My least favorite was,

I feel like I've given it to her so many times in these videos and I feel so bad, but (sighing) she's just not my style, okay? She's just not my style, and honestly, that's okay, that's okay. She can be whatever she wants to be, okay? She's rich and famous. But anyways, I'm gonna go, okay? Thank you guys so much for watching. - Mac. (Mac screaming)