Are You Sisters?! - Cara Conners

I think that my absolute favorite thing  about being gay is that if you're a woman and you like to date other women and you both have hair often times people will ask you are  you guys sisters right that's actually a very common thing they can't really think of  any other scenario in which two women might be together right they're just like  wow those sisters sure have a sassy Bond you know it's not like everybody that does  that it's usually kind of a very particular type of man you know it's u

sually like just kind of  like a really old creepy man that's just like are you sisters you know somehow it's always  just like the grossest creepiest old man who's just like hiding in the shadows of a grou Greek  restaurant right he you got SS okay it's very disturbing but it started happening to me so much  that I was sort of forced to develop a technique to combat it you know and so the technique  that I use is anytime that a man asks me in the person that I'm with if we're sisters the  only

way that I will respond the absolute only way that I will respond is by reenacting select  scenes from Lindsay Lohan's breakout roll in the hit Disney feature The Parent Trap you  guys knew that's where I was going with this right so I'm actually going to need a volunteer  to kind of play the creepy old man all right buddy you're up you ready so I use the term volunteer  Loosely um you get do I do I have your consent okay do you know what you just consented to okay  that's the problem guys okay

um all right give it up for a creepy old man I'm going to have you just  go ahead and stand up go ahead and stand up right now yep okay so oh my God so polite so respectful  what the hell I might change my mind okay calming presence okay so this is what we're going to  do it's going to be very straightforward all I need you to do is I'm going to when I put  the microphone in front of your face you're going to be the creepy old man I all I need  you to say is are you guys sisters and then I'm goi

ng to do the rest so let's just do like  a little practice run this is not this is this is just you know this is let's get let's get  the sillies out okay let's just get a baseline let's kind of see where you're at okay so I'm  just going to I'm going to put in front of you and you're going to yeah you got this do you  want to write it down okay do you wanna okay now you're chill as hell you're like leaning on  the stage hold on sorry can we give this guy a this guy a lounge chair all right stan

ding for  4 seconds okay are you ready okay are you guys sisters okay that was chill as hell dude  you got to amp it up a little bit you got to give me give me you're you're supposed  to be a creepy old man you sounded like you were going to help me out at Best Buy I don't  know it's like a little bit too laid-back let's do a little bit a little bit cre creepier you  know a little bit you know not that too creepy it's are you a sister right a little bit lower  are you a sister you got it okay ar

e you guys sister okay you've done this before um that was perfect that was absolutely fabulous  that was exactly what I needed you to do oh you're not done yet yeah that was just the rehearsal that  was just s ort of for fun right now we're going to do it for real okay and so before we start  basically what's going to happen is we're going to do this together okay our friend here is going  to kick this off and then much like our young Starlet Lindsay Lohan I will be playing both rolls  okay and

we'll see how it goes what do you guys think all right guys one more time for our creepy old man give him some love you  got this you got this you got this now you guys sisters wait if your dad is my dad and my dad  is your dad and we were both born on October the 11th doesn't that mean that we're like sisters [Applause] sisters hie we're twins and then  we would make out and we would make out yeah