Arnold Schwarzenegger on Jimmy's Hilarious Cigar Moment and Baking Cookies for His Farm Animals

-Welcome back. You look fantastic. We have a lot to get to. I have a lot of questions for you. First off, what's it like -- you're a grandparent now since the last time you've been on our show. Do you have three grandkids? -Well, first of all, it's great to see you again. -Yeah, hi. Yeah, yeah. Thank you. I appreciate that. Thank you. Yeah. -I mean, let's get a little bit personal here. -Yeah, no, I just jumped right into the thing. -Last time I saw you was, we were smoking a cigar in the Havana

Room. -Do you remember that? -Yeah, absolutely. -With Drew Barrymore -Teach you how to smoke a cigar. You used to -- lighting the wrong end. You started cutting off the wrong end. Everything was off, and I said, "Oh, my God. I hope you never do your show like that." -But I said to you, because I was like, "I don't know what to do," and I started licking it, because -- -You don't lick a cigar. -Yeah. Well, I -- No, but I heard that you -- Someone told me to do that to keep it moist or something.

You're like, "No, no. You do not lick the cigar. You don't lick it." You're yelling at me, and I go -- You were very nice to me and you were very patient with me, yeah. -Thank you. But, anyway, to answer your question, I have two grandchildren, Lyla and Eloise. -Come on! -And it is -- They're fantastic. I mean, they're coming over to the house all the time. -What do they call you? What do they call you? -Opa. -Opa. -Yeah, because it's a German word, right? For for "grandpa" is opa. And, so, Kat

herine and Chris, her husband -- they come over to the house at least, I think, once a week. And then I play with the animals with them. You know, it just -- We have a great time. I put them on the back of the of the miniature donkey. -You have so many great animals. -I know. And then, one time, one wanted to ride the pig. I said, "No, no, the pigs -- You don't ride pigs." -They're lovable pigs, though, yeah. -So they play around with the animals. We have really a great, great time. The only thi

ng is is that they are a little spoiled, because when I took them to the stall and asked them to help me, you know, shovel the manure, they said no. -Yeah, you got to teach them. No, yeah. -Chris, right away, said, "No, no. They are not brought up to do that." -Yeah. That really -- I was telling you, I loved the documentary about you, because I just think you know enough about you, but when I watched that, I go, "Oh, my gosh, this is so cool." You have, like, a farm. And how many animals do you

have? Do you know? -Well, I have three dogs. Cherry that I call a noodle, which is the little one. She's 15 years old. Then I have a Dutch, which is a malamute. And then I have Schnitzel, which is a wonderful female, a big, big monster dog. And then I have the miniature, you know, horses, the miniature pony, Lulu and Whiskey, which is a miniature, you know, pony. And it's just fantastic, those animals. And the pig, which is a new addition, which we have had the pig now for almost a year. And tha

t pig is really fun. -Yeah? -Oh, yeah. I mean, it's like -- And he loves to eat. And it took a while for them to get along, you know, because, you know, the pig is not used to the dogs, and the dogs were not used to the pig. and all of that stuff. So it took a while, but they all come into the kitchen, and I feed them every day, every morning. This is my routine. I get up at 5:30 in the morning, and for one hour, I feed the animals. -That's what you do in the documentary. Every morning you wake

up, that's your job, and you bring them in the kitchen and make them breakfast. -Well, breakfast, but, I mean, we have -- there's oatmeal cookies -- oatmeal cookies, yes, that we put together that are made out of honey and out of bananas and oatmeal. -They're living their best lives. -Oh, I'm telling you. So, they were made for the horses, basically, for Lulu and for Whiskey, but I realized that the dogs also love them, love the cookies. And then I found out that the pig loves the cookies. But t

he pig loves everything. It doesn't matter. The pig will eat stones, you know? It makes no difference. But, anyway, so, all of them love it. And so when Katherine comes over with my grandchildren, I mean, they then stand in line. And so then I give a cookie, you know, to Lulu. Then I give a cookie to Dutch. I give a cookie to Schnitzel, a cookie to Schnelly, you know, to the pig, and then the two girls stand there like this, just like the animals. And then I put a little, like -- I separate it a

nd I give one little cookie in her mouth and one little cookie in her mouth. Then they eat the cookies. So as soon as we go outside, she says, "Opa, can I have more cookies?" You know, they love the cookies and everything like that. So they really enjoy coming over to the house and having fun with the animals. -I think you should do a kids book. That's the next book for you. It's called like "One Little Cookie" or something, yeah, or "Everyone Have a Cookie" and have all the farm animals on ther

e. -Well, can you be my co-writer? -Yes. Done, done. I'll do it in two seconds. You kidding me? I can't smoke a cigar, but I can write a book. -Get some humor into the whole thing. -Yes. -Yeah, exactly. -I got your newest book here. This is a great book called "Be Useful." And, you guys, you should pick this up. It is so great, by the way. It's so -- just tips on on living life and living a long life. -Yeah, exactly. I mean, it's like -- It's, you know, seven tools for life. And it is basically

the things that I wanted to share with the people of how we can become more successful and happier with your life, how you can accomplish your goals, and all of those things, because there's so many people that need help. And this came out of, actually, a speech that I did, a commencement speech, at the university, and I gave the students the tools to success. And it was such a huge hit. Then another university invited me and another one. So I was doing all these commencement speeches, giving th

em the tools to success. And the next thing I know is, is that people ask me to do a book. And so I did the book, and then, of course, I did an app. You know, I did the Pump Club. And I did the Pump Club, yeah, exactly, yeah. And it's all about positiveness. You know, it's kind of like there's so many negative stuff when you go online now, and this is kind of a positive corner where people kind of learn about how to help themselves. And, you know, we have this newsletter. And it is just huge. It

's gigantic. We have almost a million people now that are part of that. -And being positive on the Internet is a rare thing. -And it's not just that I give them advice. Now it is a community where they give each other advice and they pump each other up and they build each other up. So this is what it's all about is helping people to become more successful, to be happier. That's what it's all about. So, you know, this is -- -I love that. "Be Useful." And get the Pump app.