remove the blindfolds I wanted you to be a part of this morning's feeding I think you'll find this most entertaining you know you really missed your vocation you would have been a big hit at the circus you're a cross between a jackass and a snake you enough We Begin come [Music] on you got to nail that Target on the other side don't worry you're covered man catch you later you know what to do get some let's do it I decided so that our friends will dine on your feets first then on your legs quite
clever no is that you I smell or crocodile [ __ ] [Music] [Music] a [Music] [Music] on [Music] do spread [Applause] out [Music] taking this up up Mac come [Music] [Music] on [Music] Ma look [Music] out use your legs come on baby come on come [Music] [Music] on it's not going to work that way come back [Music] [Applause] [Music] first [Music] [Music] Mac all right well I guess you owe me one so what else is new we're [Music] [Music] Scott [Music] Mac Scott Scott come on come on move [Music] move
h on H [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] Terry Terry [Music] up [Music] a right stop just don't don't even move just oh [Music] Jesus you never could stand still could you you never asked me doesn't mean I didn't want to doesn't mean I would have anyway you always had to get him the last word didn't you [Music] [Music] yeah [Music] a [Music] God [Music] [Music] a [Music] [Music] oh [Music] [Music] [Music] a [Applause] [Music] [Music] a [Music] [Applause] [Music] come on come [Music] on come
on be full oh hello hello this is Willam King speaking hello are you still there what happened what do you mean they are dead how about the general hello hello is there anybody there damn [Music] it I love making it to you me too Scott when we were in college as classmates I think I lied to you a little bit my family isn't poor they got a lot of money my dad travels in high circles I won't hold it against him just so long as he accepts me for what I am anyway money can't buy happiness that's pr
obably that damn pimp again what pimp hey I told you that I [Music] okay [Music] [Music] bye [Music] [Music] [Applause] good [Music] h [Music] fore [Music] speech my my [Music] speee is this the right address hey what the hell's going on why did you get it it's my fian I'm trying to find her parents to tell them I think she's been kidnapped you for what hey you can't do this to me I'm an American hey you got to Read Me My Rights you have no right this is Highland I want to see a lawyer I'm going
to sue your [Music] ass I on this freaking country when the wing get through with you again what your relation with suin I told you we're just friends up I told you we're just friends how many times do I have to tell you the same thing before you understand I want to speak to the American Consulate you should have thought of that before you start killing people in Thailand your person could have advised you better I swear it wasn't my fault you're trying to tell me those men were just dying for
a fix hey man drugs are a deadly trip you know [Music] jum what do you think well General do you think you can arrange it yes if you have the clean life from your American C after I received your phone call I informed the council General he's already given his consent Captain have the young man taken out to base 5 immediately there'll be a plane waiting there to take him to Singapore we're going to have to inform immigration to block his re-entry visa for 3 months until this thing blows over gi
ve him some money what happened was not his fults he was really trying to [Music] help you living on a span flight to Singapore I suggest you do not return leaving why what am I charged with Mur I'll perhap you like to hang [Music] instead [Music] oh [Music] [Music] [Music] here [Music] [Music] spe [Music] [Music] [Music] foree [Music] [Music] how you doing you know a guy named ma Jarvis who big guy about 200 lb 63 American I'm [Music] thanks [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] video hey hey Matt h
ey how's it going Jesus you still pissing on a rug kid what's the matter big man can't put him [Applause] down [Applause] yeah [Music] [Applause] all [Applause] [Music] right hey hey hey stop him it's a good way to get yourself hurt kid let's go get a [Applause] [Music] beer Hello darling song There singing you know I didn't need your help back there I can take that guy with no problem sure kid still the same cocky green Bel huh that was 10 years ago [Music] Mac yeah I see you've improved since
then you bet your ass hav what's the matter nothing grab your beer want to show you something okay come here what's this murder business how'd you know is you're the lead story in the local news that's how now what's going on two guys tried to kill me last night that's what's going on cuz maybe you're packing a load of China White come on Mac you know me better than that yeah I do okay you hungry start I think I know a place where we can show down without some Bounty Hunter trying to cash in you
r chips come [Applause] [Music] [Applause] on [Music] here try some of this kid put lead in your pencil if that's the case you need it more than I do yeah you're probably right kid you've been over here too long look kid it's got to be practical this this Thailand it's not Indiana these things have a habit of working themselves out besides I got a business to run I got enough problems as it is Mac it doesn't sound like you I thought you came over here for more high-powered action never thought y
ou'd retire hey cool it farm boy don't drive the knife in any farther than you come or die [Music] now so what's our third choice right right [Music] come good cow and no bounty hunters huh it's the last time I have dinner with you well cut the comedy we're in a deep hole we're going to need a pat hand to get out of it how about a royal [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] flush [Music] [ __ ] [Music] don't move hey man I'm a [Music] [Applause] statue now you don't move Mac that's one o
f the guys that took suin oh yeah good evening where's the girl where's the girl get out of the way kid you don't want to get hit with the spray it's kind of like punching open a can of beer it's Vietnamese for climb Death Mountain what the hell's [Music] that Cambodia [Music] [Applause] [ __ ] come on come on let's [Applause] [Music] book what sort of business are you in Fair Parts little something from the People's Republic little something here from Uncle Sam a little import export business y
ou might say p a rant huh what did you say su's dad's name was it's Wing young Kim why cuz we ain't talking kidnapping here boy we talking War wait a minute wait war what kind of War when young Kim is a very well-known Vietnamese Refugee in this area when the good guys folded up their uh cards and Saigon he split with his family in a whole shitload of personal wealth which ho the boys conveniently call People's gold now to make matters worse the rumor is he's trying to personally fund some kind
of a coup I know for a fact he's in tight with the cir resistance fighters in Cambodia they've been fighting the VC for years they'll take a crack at him any chance they get what's that got to do with sulin and me well it seems there was a major Purge in the Kong Army the night before last whole lot of big boys got wasted sulin was taken last night and they killed everyone in her family wrong not everyone her father escaped how do you [Applause] [Music] know all along I thought you were a brain
surgeon right anybody with brains enough to need surgery would have been out of here a long time ago very funny so why don't we find su's dad because he's hiding somewhere or he's dead now either way I don't have enough choice to find him you see this it's a toker of 19f it's a recently upgraded Edition I'm afraid your ladies become Prime bait somebody heavy wants her man and bad is that the bottom line what makes you so sure because this little baby wouldn't be in our Viet friend's hands tonigh
t unless it was provided by a Soviet Special Advisory Group my guesses are operating somewhere in [Music] Cambodia right [Music] oh [Music] Mac we got to get her back sure all we do is we take that division of Marines I got parked out in the back March him down the middle of the Vietnamese Army and demand a release right you got any better ideas yeah skip the Wedding March find yourself another Playmate Asia's teaming with him Mac suin is going to be the mother to my kids with you or without you
I'm G to get her back any way I [Music] can all right you want to start a war you got one it's a hell of a reunion though Bud besides what would people say if I let some cherry ass go bopping off in a bush by himself now you're talking yeah well talk by time but we got to cover space and fast now we're going to need some special Transportation s of goodies for the natives take MasterCard sorry you'd need a Flying Circus to move old sudden Doom besides you can't afford it we're going to go like
this no I'll get you some black pajamas and you'll fit right in all right look let's get cracking I got some phone calls to make [Music] all right that should do it chop will be here any minute let's get it you got [Applause] it [Music] [ __ ] come out you the come on you have just 30 seconds to come out and sender [Music] yourself [Music] a [Music] down here down here right down here [Music] [Music] you welcome aboard boys Terry what are you doing here you witch right now she looks like an ange
l if you were expecting Santa Claus you're in for a big surprise so what'll it be for you two Boy Scouts standard tour of Bangkok kill a son of a [ __ ] and booked her this broad doesn't know the difference between a rotor and a blender speak for yourself nobody knows this territory like I do besides I'm the best infiltrating political backyards is my specialty anyway had I know it would have been the two of you I would have told a jobber to screw off fine set this bird down let me fly it oh no
I don't have no Death Wish well neither do I would you two tell me what's going on ah she's pissed cuz I wouldn't jump her bones he's threatened because I used to break his yeah you know there's a fine line between sex and violence it's too bad you erased it I didn't know you were so discriminating listen if you two guys want to pull out that's fine with me I get paid either way that sounds familiar Terry remember you get what you can afford blue eyes hey wait a minute wait a minute you you two
know each other yeah we met at your old gym oh jeez bark bags are under your seat gentlemen you probably need [Music] [Music] them [Music] [Music] for well boys welcome to [Music] Cambodia where's the sign about 150 M back y thanks for the [Music] warning we're getting close MC you better Guide Me In from here what for you've been flying high enough for the Vietnamese radar to guide us in anyway listen you do your job and I'll do mine okay he see that clearing up ahead yeah set it down over ther
e that's a [Music] Roger you sure about this C resistance I got to be sure I get out of here alive if anything goes wrong you're out of your element on the ground aren't you don't worry nothing's going to go wrong well if anything does go wrong I'm out of here as soon as you hear those rotors huming you got the message sound fair to you what do you [Music] think M oh no oh no hey [Music] [Applause] hey [Music] thought you knew these guys yeah I thought so too I'll be damn if I can remember from
where [Music] though Colonel tol n I'm Ma so Mac my friend we meet at last huh Colonel this is my associate Scott wild sir Scott and this is our pilot hello well ma what brings you to my country it's uh it's personal Colonel personal well M you always draw me a hot bargain come on here have a se you talk about okay Colonel Wing Yan Kim's daughter being held captive somewhere in the card mountains he's asked us to try and locate her and bring her back if she's still alive that mountain range is a
big area to cover besides isn't Vietnam is held territory what made you think that I know where she is does the tiger sleep on unfamiliar ground why should I do this favor to you her father would be very grateful it's true B has been an ascept to our course but we have a clue climb Death Mountain now this time you're asking a lot my friend clam death m is the court name for the tight security Soviet training based de within the jungle of the kadom branch at the source of the s River the Soviets
are much Lan hardcore vietnames and comedian Insurgent to Search and Destroy disent group throughout the area Dem mod of operation involved both terrorism and torture of the worst kind the long-term objective is to subjugate peoples of Southeast Asia the most immediate objective is to annihilate our resistant Movement we have tried to get men in there but none have come [Music] out she must be worth a lot of money to you to come so far well she's worth a lot to her father I see so it would cost
you cost no [Applause] problem you see this I got a hundred of these special just for you 20% off sorry m I need more Firepower than that to handle the Vietnamese artillery well Colonel sir I got well this do it wait a minute hold it I uh huh I see you're holding out on me mag no come on never mind I take one at cost and I pay you in black rice I don't know Colonel opium I come come on Mac for you it's a piece of cake sure Mac you can always smoke the profits come on oh what the hell Colonel yo
u did it again you win good now that just one other condition I would like to mention one other condition I keep the pilot till you return no way you can't can't eat [ __ ] and die Colonel Oh you mean like a security deposit that's right well Colonel it makes you happy to having her around here I'm happy you guys got to be kidding I'm not going to stand for this [ __ ] you guys are all sucking up flies I'm getting the hell out of here good luck I'll kill you Mac I swear to God I'll do it like I
was saying Colonel you drive a hard bargain don't wait up for us honey right when you get [Music] work excuse [Applause] [Music] me hell is going [Music] on [Music] [Applause] [Applause] [Music] go [Applause] [Music] [Music] go you going in [Music] are you [Applause] okay kid you brought me a heap of trouble so what do we do now get the hell out of here what else what about suin I can't leave without her we're not exactly equipped to take on the entire Red Menace now are [Music] [Music] we you c
razy pervert okay never mind you and your friend have a good time ah I take it back kid on second thought this screaming excuse for a bro will have the commies running for cover like stink on shut up Mac before I pound the wind out of you you know that was a dirty trick you tried to pull back there Mac had a plan what plan if we left her for burnt toast weren for the aerial acrobatics the bastards would have never got a fix on us knock it off Mac it's no more her fault what happened back there t
han it is yours for being in love with her thanks a lot Scott you really have a vivid imagination so let's figure out where we go from here it's your campaign kid I vote we head back you don't get a vote you're just long for the cheap laughs I love you too Mac well you two do as you like I'm going to find that camp her father must have offered you guys a bundle well I'm with Scott that is if you want me hey Florence Nightingale I could use a little attention over here too I thought all snakes sh
ed their skin didn't [Laughter] [Music] you [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] what happened Wing is a Stiller missing but we have his daughter bring her to me yes [Music] [Applause] sir crew come who are they the that one is c l the one about to die is his Chinese contact he fights like tiger K him L you are a good fighter no good I give you a chance to fight for a Al against [Music] me okay we F come on [Music] [Music] [Applause] go [Music] you're not too bad my friend for this you
may walk out of fear of free man [Music] [Music] [Laughter] [Music] [Laughter] yeah [Music] [Laughter] [Music] [Music] [Applause] yeah I kept my word fool now you truly are a free man don't be afraid my dear I will not hurt you now we wait for your father he will come for you no you disgusting the animals are calling for you do you hear them don't give up hope my swing after all that's what's keeping you [Music] [Music] [Applause] alive let's go come on Hustle come [Music] on [Music] you hear th
at yeah you can better ain't no dinner bell it's a bunch of Buddhist monks they should be able to give us directions uh directions I don't trust nobody don't eat meat come on Mac All I Do Is Sing and Shake beads all day touches then ought to do the trick I got your touch ma Scott's right they're harmless besides a bowl of veggies could do you some good I hear they're great for constipation e e e well I the Frog's ass watertight can you tell us where the main branch of the sanker river is from he
re are you lost we're looking for a friend I see what you see last the sun I will show you the way [Music] come [Music] eat [Music] [Music] [Laughter] sh no need to Tower second class I will send you by helicopter you must have been a poacher in your past life it's catching up to you pal what you just made the endangered species [Music] list [Music] go [Music] [Music] go [Applause] [Music] see if you can torque up that boat we'll cover you sure you will Qui if I don't wait around then you'll nev
er see Lover Boy again and I'll blow you out of the water come on go go [Music] oh damn I knew she'd run never trust a fraud just turning the boat [Music] around the bastards have got her man [Music] w [Applause] [Music] I guess there's something to be said about all this religion after [Applause] all Matt check this out looks like we found the real monks yeah looks like some forc meditation hi guys whoa behind door number two we happen to have a new breed of rusky pineapple designed to take out
about half City Block yeah well what's all this stuff for I'd say these little bundles of Joy are heading up River to little Russia yeah let's make a delivery [Music] [Music] get [Music] yeah [Music] he [Music] [Music] he [Music] let's get it straight I don't deal with flunkies you're going to have to fight me [Music] [Laughter] yourself so if that's the way you want it I'll go through him to [Music] [Applause] get [Music] come on come [Music] on [Music] [Laughter] good try [Applause] Miss I ex
pected an American to have better manners pity your foolish friends are dead soon you will follow them if you're not [Music] [Music] careful [Music] [Applause] [Music] a dead end it's all back roads from here on inides water do leave a trail you think you can make it up [Music] there I don't know [Music] [Applause] he [Music] h [Music] [Music] [Applause] these back roads are a [ __ ] for foree spee [Music] foree [Music] tell me who sent you I will see to it you get out of your life well I'll tel
l you I think the tour operator was Cambodian holidays T parator like I was saying I got separated for my tour we were supposed to view the remains of a B52 today B52 I really should be getting back they take a head count and if you're not there at dinner it's The Stockade what am I going too fast for you have you heard the theory about small brains and big dicks enough you make a spot off me it's not hard you attack my soldiers monks they were monks and they attacked us first you were on your w
ay here ah I just hate it when a group goes all out for tourist and then treats them like [ __ ] you know I the same thing happened to me in Bermuda shut [Music] up this is what you risk your life for doesn't seem quite worth it does it don't worry about ending up like her my dear you won't have time suin remember when I told you we were waiting for your father we've just learned that he's G back to meica leaving you behind your father was the only thing keeping you alive suin since he doesn't s
eem to care for you we certainly can't my only choice is to kill you you bastard I hope you understand that it was his choice not mine the blood is on your father's [Music] hands they're building your execution platform now oh yeah oh I'll see that you use it first Mister that's a promise one you never keep by the way if I hear from your tour [Music] company I try to get you a [Music] refund Jesus kid you want a Chinese gong to beat on too here beat on that for a while I think our best move kid
is to get the hell out of here here you're forgetting [Applause] suin yeah I suppose I am I got one question to ask you what's that you think you could hit my head that crossbow from over there yeah I suppose so why is that an invitation no it's not I got an idea first we got to take out that guard [Music] [Applause] Tower [Music] how come you're here I wish I knew we came here to take you back to your father but I'm really here because of Scott Scott wild you know him well we're supposed to get
married where's Scott now [Music] is he okay uh he's on his way with Mac they should be here by morning don't worry it'll be [Music] okay [Music] [Music] [Music] oh [Music] [Music] for [Music] come [Music] on [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] oh [Music] [Music] [Music] spe [Music] [Music] on remove the blindfolds [Laughter] I wanted you to be a part of this morning's feeding I think you'll find this most entertaining you know you really missed your vocation you would have been a big hit at the ci
rcus you're a cross between a jackass and a snake enough we begin [Music] come you got to nail that Target on the other side otherwise don't worry you're covered man catch you later you know what to do get some let's do it I decided so that our friends will dine on your feets first then on your legs quite clever no is that you I smell or crocodile [Music] [Music] [ __ ] [Music] [Music] fin [Music] that spread out [Music] [Applause] I [Applause] Tak the a get Mac come [Music] [Music] on Ma look o
ut [Music] use your leg come on baby come on come on [Music] [Music] it's not going to work that way come back [Music] first [Music] you [Music] ma right well I guess you owe me one so what else is new we're [Music] [Music] Scott [Music] Mac SC Scott come on come on move [Music] move [Music] [Applause] H ter [Music] Terry [Music] [Music] all I stop just don't don't even move just oh Jesus you never could stand still could you you never asked me doesn't mean I didn't want to doesn't mean I would
have anyway oh you always had to get him the last word didn't [Music] you [Music] [Music] die [Music] [ __ ] [Music] [Music] fck [Music] stop [Music] [Music] [Music] oh [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] a [Music] [Music] [Music] a [Applause] [Music] come on come [Music] [Applause] [Music] on come on be full [Music] all [Music] Scot it's okay it's [Music] [Music] okay she's gone [Music] Scott let's get the hell out of here all [Music] right
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