Auntie Helen Gets REVENGE - Uncle Roger's Ex-Wife

Hello niece and nephew It's Auntie Helen Today Auntie Helen will reviewing ex-husband Uncle Roger cooking wijos Uncle Roger so critic so harsh But can he cook? Let's see let's see But so many niece and nephew request uncle roger to make my own egg fire rice Okay Uncle Roger will  make my own egg fried rice And as promised I gonna make my egg fire rice today uncle roger back at meimei to get my job back I will impress you with my egg fire rice That the girl who fired uncleRoger What is meimei? We

specialize in hananese chicken rice nazilamak which i'm sure you're a fan of You steal all the Malaysian food That's not the only thing she's stealing i heard she write book in Malaysia Uncle Roger fired from all his job all his job Uncle Roger I got fired from so  many jobs before I keep getting fired from all my previous jobs I got fired from all my job so far Uncle Roger got fired from shoe shop So you're fired and I know why Auntie Helen left you my last job was at meimei Don't wang anythin

g in kitchen okay that's how I got fired from chinese  restaurant Don't use make love and egg fire rice in same sentence That's how uncle roger get  fired from Chinese restaurant They fire uncle roger after one day Even though I've been fired from here two times now All employers say no no no we no what you work here You so failure when I first met Uncle Roger he so romance so handsome Sorry children I introduce him to my parent  my parents say what he do Is he doctor? No he no doctor Is he lawy

er? No he's no lawyer Is he at least engineer? No he no engineer He every parents' worst nightmare unemployed Uncle Roger not professional chef. I just home cooked now I'm gonna be judging my michelin star chef Interesting! Men who don't know how to cook like to criticize professional chef on YouTube Now we chopped shallot. Shallot is better version of onion Nicer flavor. Don't use onion for  your egg fire rice Only poor people use onion if only poor people use onion then  especially uncle raja

should use onion See? That the face my ex-wife's auntie Helen make when she learned that Uncle Roger successful youtuber now That [ __ ] missing out Missing out on poverty I think she's so jealous so jealous Because when Auntie Helen left uncle roger nobody but suddenly my YouTube blew up and now Auntie Helen must be kicking herself Wa Sai YouTube so success so big Wa Sai. Where my alimony? Where my child support? huh? Where it is? Where it is? This house as empty as Uncle Roger bank account Don

't have money. That why my ex-wife left. whoa no money! so success huh? failure Uncle Roger is so poor he don't take trash out he take it Uncle Roger so poor the garbage man is his grocery supplier Uncle Roger so poor, the duck throw bread at him This rice feel better than a woman Uncle Roger stop touching the rice Auntie Helen left Uncle Roger too long now This is the only time I get to touch something moist something moist Aiyo! He say I moist Usually he say I dry oh Not bad Uncle Roger Good h

eight! You've had a lot of practice with tossing huh? oh Uncle Roger love tossing. It's my favorite thing to do That's why Auntie Helen leave So you like tossing. Someone gonna tossing you really soon Don't use vegetable. Vegetable tastes like sag And this is peanut oil because Uncle Roger loves to kill all the weak peanut allergy people Once the oil starts smoking Maybe they allergic to peanut but Uncle Roger allergic to employment Why so failure Uncle Roger love pork. Pig are the smartest but 

also delicious animal Aiyo! Uncle Roger always call me pig call me fat So now she don't eat pig because she used to live with pig With that logic uncle roger should stop eating pig also because I used to live with Auntie Helen now those mushrooms are doubling in size Ahh doubling in size! Just like Auntie Helen after our marriage Look at the pictures I found on Instagram of Uncle Roger Aiyo... So big belly! Piggy piggy! Who fat now? huh? That what happen when you eat too much egg fried rice No v

egetable and of course we must not forget the most important ingredient The king of flavor Uncle Roger white powder of choice msg Do you use msg in your cooking now? We do now He corrupting her Uncle Roger's favorite hobby is corruption no no no no no no i know Msg bad for you Niece and nephew, Uncle Roger addicted to msg Msg is drug. It destroys family Msg is salt on crack. So inside it's salt and crack Msg is salt on crack This is now beef on crack Salt on crack. Now this is coffee on crack He

's gonna do crack next year what you think? if you want to get addicted to drug get addicted to msg The best drug ever! Fuiyoh! The best white powder the magic white powder msg Because it comes with little pouch here see? Just for your drug. I mean msg Uncle Roger feel like drug dealer right now I have never felt so much happiness in my life and Uncle Roger have done so many drugs before Uncle Roger rather gets stopped for carrying white powder And by white powder I mean msg Don't od on msg. Whe

n you do msg you're the king of failure king of failure Niece and nephew stay away  from msg Uncle Roger egg fried rice weejio Fail And as promised, today Uncle Roger gonna make ramen And I have my friend here James. He a ramen expert He run okay ramen shop What the hell he doing? He afraid cook alone. He needs someone to hold his hand He don't even have his own kitchen Who has his own kitchen? Jamie Oliver Jamie Oliver real men He everything Uncle Rojer is not he got money he witch he employed

Jamie Oliver don't need anyone standing next to him hold his hand and wipe his ass mommy mommy He don't need msg to make his cooking better mommy Is daddy Roger coming home? NO, he left you for UK He don't love you anymore. He loves msg now But I miss daddy No no no. Uncle Jamie is your new daddy now Uncle Jamie don't know how to cook egg fried rice I'm miss daddy too That why I drink so much! Is everything all right in there? Yes honey just talking to the kids After I leave Uncle Roger I'm maki

ng business sell colander Jamie Oliver so impress! When I see him iIsay oh and Jamie say woo yeah Spank me Jamie I need to spank it Spank me harder spank it Spank me with the colander spank it I say harder! Why so week? Why so week? Now I together with Jamie  Oliver Flatten the flower by stepping on it This what Auntie Helen do to my hope and dream If your hope and dream to become failure, don't worry. It already come true More rolling high Oh that why it didn't cook. Now Uncle Roger gonna boi

l the pork bone and chicken bone we want 360 milliliters Of light soy sauce approximately 360 milliliters of dark soy sauce 100 grams of salt 1.44 liters of water What kind of weejio is this? He don't know what he's doing Hello niece and nephew I Uncle Roger Today I find someone who  have kitchen because I don't have kitchen And then I ask them how to cooking because I don't know what the hail I doing Yeah just roll it at one inch intervals Oh one inch? One inch I think one inch is around this b

ig right? Uncle Roger having trouble knowing how big one inch is Uncle Roger don't have one inch to count He lose 1 inch he lose everything Uncle Roger can't afford to lose 1 inch from anywhere It not the size It how you use it Nothing worse than the soggy noodle let me tell you Haiya. How Gordon know the reason my ex-wife left? Soggy noodle so soggy When we making love I look for noodle. Where it is? Where it is? Uncle Roger bush so big so big! Wa! So big bush! I look for noodle but only find b

ush That why uncle raja need to use manscape After using manscape i finally  see the noodle but it more like a grain of rice Niece and nephew have you gone to restaurants say I want noodle but they come back give you rice? oh so sorry we out of noodle. only one grain of rice and now you're pregnant so disappointment Aiyo giving Uncle Roger blow job like trying suck a tictac How to do? How to do? Now we add aromatic into the broth like onion and garlic garlic is asian people favorite thing we tr

eat garlic like how we treat our children That reminds me of how uncle Roger treat our children What's the point of having so many kitchen utensils if you can't use any to hit your child? You beat your children because you love your children Stop beating your kid now if you can't  afford therapy just take it out on your children Uncle Roger so abuse now time for the cha-shu pork belly hmm look at this piece of meat fuyo I see now why nick like to  spank this This is quite satisfying Can you chok

e pork belly also? Don't eat when you're cooking Why not? Bad habits bad habits This is why auntie hadn't left you. No I always eat Auntie Helen. What are you talking about? You don't know why auntie Helen left you? Don't be like my ex-wife auntie Helen She don't like it when uncle Roger use msg one day she tell uncle Roger you have to choose between me or msg so uncle roger made the right choice And now I alone. Msg don't leave you msg don't pack up and leave Before msg uncle Roger life in sham

ble ex-wife auntie Helen left took everything I've become homeless sitting on street Then one day a kind stranger came over to uncle roger sprinkle msg on me and next thing you know I bought this orange polo That not the full story. When I found  Uncle Roger using msg I throw in the trash. He beat me black and blue. and throw me in the freezer.  When I get out of freezer I pack everything I run away Hide your crazy. Don't show them you're crazy on first date Show them you're crazy on the fifth y

ear Hide you're crazy for five years then  they stuck with you And by the time too late. Got house got two kids. They can't leave. That's how you have happy marriage. In bed go as crazy as you want Do some choking do some spitting You should treat rice and egg fire rice like how you treat your partner After big argument leave them alone  for a few day Maybe throw them in fridge Maybe that's why my ex-wife auntie Helen left. She found way to escape my fridge Wok is the only thing in house you wan

t to see black and blue not your wife. Then I call police and I get arrested. Haiya That where uncle Roger get his orange shirt In federal prison Uncle Roger so psycho Psychopath behavior He say I cheater. I say I survivor. He choked me. He beat me. He spit on me. He locked me in freezer That's not even the worst part. Did you know he can't even cook egg fried rice? When I come back from work I say where my food? Where my egg fried rice? He say oh I too afraid to cook. How to do? How to do? Why

so failure? Not a doctor, no job, no money, addicted to msg, abuse family! Uncle Roger most divorceable men of 2020. Every time uncle Roger look at my ex-wife Instagram big tech company can see That's why I use express vpn it makes my web browsing more anonymous so nobody can see me search for auntie Helen \ Uncle Roger gonna come find you and hunt you down I'm gonna come find you and burn your house down. Burn your house down What the hail? Yes auntie Helen Hello nephew Hitman. I got a problem.

I need you to take care of Uncle Roger he likes pounding I want you pounding his face Understood. Do you have any message that I should give to him? Tell him you know what you did, you know what you did Consider it done. Always a pleasure doing business with you auntie Helen I'll be waiting for your good news Here we go. Spank me Jamie. Spank me harder. Spank me with the colander. Oh my English is too perfect (for Auntie Helen) oh so good English why so failure why so failure why so failure Spa

nk me Jamie. Jamie, Is his name ? yeah Spank me Jamie. When we make love I look for bush When we're making love I look for noodle. Where it is? Where it is?