AWARD WINNING SHORT - 2 Minutes 2 Kill - Dark Comedy

[Music] [Music] m [Music] [Applause] what are you doing here how did you get [Music] [Applause] in I didn't know he never told me he never did have the balls to give it to people on the chin now he doesn't have the B at all she's going to chop your ass up he never said he was married till that D was F [ __ ] dude [ __ ] God damn it damn it [ __ ] [ __ ] smar [ __ ] off Eddie you trying to burn my nuts off man wouldn't take L [ __ ] a Eddie killing my vibe dude man we could smell this [ __ ] all

the way from the register nice it wasn't a compliment a dude are you serious we're closing man it's 10:58 you got 2 minutes to kill I'd hurry if I were you do you really want me to write you up again you know what Eddie ever since you got promoted you became a real dick you know that you think you're so special cuz you can balance high school and a real career it's better than balancing your last two brain cells yeah well uh uh my mom will be here to pick me up by the time you get your comeback

don't let it get cold more like I got a special delivery for your mom you're an idiot [ __ ] [Music] [Applause] [Music] IDI [Music] [Applause] [Music] a [Music] see [Music] [Music] yeah [Music] I smell like weed [Music] [Music] perfect okay Pizza dude fast food without altitude [ __ ] my life man hello how come on in hello hello pizza dude get in the [ __ ] chair now now all right I'm not that kind of piece of do dude shut up just shut up I need to think all of you just shut the [ __ ] up so I c

an think oh [ __ ] don't shoot don't shoot don't shoot don't shoot don't shoot don't shoot don't shoot don't shoot Don't Shoot Me [Music] [Music] you can just have the pizza okay it's cheesy it's crispy it's free it's delicious and I promise I won't tell anybody about that dead body body which one which one how many dead bodies do you have man I don't know the night is still young you got a crazy look in your eyebrow I don't like it unless you want to end up like my brother you killed your broth

er why why would you kill your own brother [ __ ] there's always somebody in your life that you need to kill mine showed up during childhood wait are we in a flashback you can do this for [Music] [Laughter] Dad it's not funny it's a difference of opinion bro he changed everything wait uh your brother's black what no he's Dominican he's the foreign exchange student that wouldn't leave now let me finish he was a pseudo humble want to be entitled take a [ __ ] in your favorite shoe and people still

cheer for him you always had to one up [Music] me hey sorry if I wasn't a super job five-star athlete I'll have you know I managed to obtain a creative writing degree from an almost accredited college cool story [Music] bro he always had to rub it in my face swallow next time but that wasn't enough oh no every time my whole life Emilio Emilio Emilio I get it do you have anything to drink man oh I have something to drink all right that was so concerned I know like the sweet nectar of Revenge Chi

en it's awesome tonight it juices flowed with a delectable ripness I've been waiting to savor for 30 years yeah I meant a real drink not a metaphorical one shut up shut up just just shut [Music] up how's your dinner excellent I didn't know if he was going to like it I told the chef to make sure was extra special I'm glad you call I miss you bro long live [Music] Brotherhood oh snap you poison your own brother because you were mad he was better at life than you no because he that's not the point

you smug son of a [ __ ] you still think you're better than [Music] me so let me get this straight you're just sitting here right now come on move talking to me like you didn't just let your brother's throat he wasn't dead enough I thought I had my life back but every time I closed my eyes all I saw was that [ __ ] smile so I had to kill him again like seriously we're charting into sociopathic territory right now just so boom boom boom one chop two chop three chop four guess who won't be smiling

[Laughter] anymore wait if you buried amelo then whose body is that damn you jacked his phone too I'd recognize that voice anywhere she said she was at their special place wondering what was taking so [Applause] long oh damn spicy was a freak spicy was my wife wait Jenny was the freak I mean he called her spicy [Music] wait she was your wife why was she calling Amelia's phone oh oh I get it yep I get it freeze dirt bag [Music] you're spicy you're not ailio so uh you ordered a pizza P for your l

ast meal no I ordered a pizza for my alibi but if you kill me how is that an alibi I'm not going to kill you Pizza dude thank you you will not regret this all right you are going to kill me uh what that's right you are going to kill meia put me an emotional prison my entire life I'll be damned if he puts me in a physical want to look you have 2 minutes to kill 2 minutes why 2 minutes because right before you got here I called the cops you call the cops what did you call the cops for because when

they get here one of us is going to be [Music] dead I don't know man I mean prison's a pretty big lifestyle change for me you know but you won't go to prison you'll be a hero the headlines will read pizza guy really delivers for's dangerous killer you'll be all over block talk radio Pizza dude will have to promote you you'll be your boss's boss give me that gun [ __ ] Eddie man whoa whoa whoa calm down pal I'm trying to die here let me help you out okay so so get your arms straight okay get you

r back straight M good stop moving stop moving look aim just aim okay you got this okay this needs not to sting okay all right clean shot straight to the door you got something to say right huh I need to say something deep first quick 30 seconds ooh like a like a movie right yeah all right all right uh I'm here to ser I'm not dying with that being the last thing I do come again I got it I got it you don't got it may your good deeds outweigh your sins as your soul searches for a child peace it's

broken you got it you got it AO I thought you were dead that was brilliant oh my God I thought the whole time his guyy is a total [ __ ] but wow he pulled through exactly like your first impression like this guy makes Forest Gump look like valoran so 11:45 do you guys need change that be all change on Chan cheap skates that's it fantastic that is it perfect 200 [Music] Pages Charlie White knows Billy I thought you out of the business is that stuff crushed I had one last delivery that that's not

a pizza it's a gun I don't do Billy anything you want Billy seriously Grandma she'll suck the canoli she she Italian we love pizza don't do it Billy may your good deeds outweigh your sins as your soul searches for Eternal [Music] peace pump [ __ ] kill [Applause] [Music] her what did they come up with this [ __ ] damn it Eddie [ __ ] [Applause] B [Music] [Music] [Music]