B-13 (2021) | SHORT FILM - Harper Jackson, Jeremy Kolker | English Subtitles

(RADIO) Three A-IC1s have been identified entering the building. We believe they have concealed firearms so please be aware and stay in your assigned positions until otherwise instructed. Do all units copy? (RADIO) A-23, yep, copy. (RADIO) This is A-15 we copy. (RADIO) A-07 copying loud and clear. (RADIO) A-23, yep, copy. (RADIO) A-17, on the way. (RADIO) This is A-19, got that, copy. B-13, got it, over. Could we not just go for a drive and then come back? No one would notice. What were we told?

Yeah, no, I know that but-. What...were we told? Yeah, I'm saying I get that but-. What was it they told us? Stay here. And? Keep an eye out. Because? Well because this is their only way out and we need to be here when they try and escape. I know that, I just can't see-. So wake up, shut up, and keep your eyes out. Alright? Keep AN eye out, Keep your eyes out isn't even a thing. Huh? Nothing. I just think that-. We were told to stay here! So, we're staying here! Unless you want both of us to ge

t fired? Is that what you want? No! Is...that...what...you...want? No. So stop asking. I'm the driver, you're the not driver. And if I'm not driving, we're not moving. Guess what? I'm not driving. So we're... not moving. So we're not going anywhere. Okay? You must be hungry though right? I mean, we've been sat here, what? Four and a half hours. I think I was eight stone heavier when I walked into this car. I mean look at me Mick. I am wasting...away. I'm gonna die Mick. Oh, you're not gonna die

Tim! You don't know that. You don't Look at me. Look at me. In my hollow... In my hollow... decaying... decrepit eyes... and you tell me... and you tell me honestly... that I'm not gonna die. You're...not...gonna die! Wow. Wow. Lying to a dying man. New low Michael. New low. Look, I wasn't gonna say anything cause I was saving them for an occasion but... I've got some food in there. What? What is it? Nothing, I just realised I'm not that hungry anymore. What's wrong with Twiglets huh? When did I

say there was anything wrong with Twiglets? You're starving. Dying. And yet you refuse the Twiglets. What's wrong with them? There's nothing wrong with the Twiglets, I'm just not that hungry that's all. Tim? Have the Twiglets. I don't want the Twiglets. Tim? Have the Twiglets. I don't want the Twiglets. Eat the Twiglets Tim! Stop saying Twiglets! It's starting to sound...weird. Yeah, you're right. Oblong. You what? That's another one. Oblong. Yeah. Or... Scuba! Scuba ooh. Hedgehog. Bagel. Spoon

-Ooh that's a good one. That's a good one. -Oh yeah. Spoon. Spoon. ('Spoon' is repeated many times, many ways) Scuba Look, why don't we play that game you love? The game you love you mean. It never bloody ends. Exactly! That's why it's so good! Plus it's educational. Yeah it would be, yeah. If I listened or cared. Okay, anywhere, go. And by anywhere, you mean...? Yeah, anywhere in London alright? Yeah, thought so, okay, erm. Westminster SW1 Obviously. Obviously, erm... Battersea? SW11 Paddingto

n W2, come on Tim, put some effort in. Oh shut up. Wembley HA0 Right. Do you see what happens? I'm bored already. Oh no no no do one more. Please? Fine. Erm. Dagenham. RM9. They were all easy. Well that can only be described as a massive waste of my time. Look, alright, I'll do you one better. Any London street, I'll name a shop on it. Okay? Okay. Okay, erm. Albany Street? London Green Cycles. Next. Midland Road. Hamleys. Come on Tim, put some effort in. Stamford Street. Waitrose. Great Russell

Street. British Museum. Ah you see Mickey boy, that is not a shop! I win! Does it have a gift shop in it? Yeah. Is it in the same building? Yes. Counts! Do a few more. Why? Cause it's fun? If you define fun as 'stupid', I think it's the most fun I've ever had. Can you do it? I don't know even if YOU can do it! I haven't checked any of it's right yet! Can... you... do it? No. You can't name any London postal code district off the top of your head? No but I-. You can't name any random shop on any

ra- London street? You know I can't but-. Exactly. So maybe you should get down off your high horse huh? Might hurt yourself up there. Oh shut up! How about we give it, let's say ten minutes and then we'll go to the shop? Please? I already told you. I got Twiglets in there. Oh no offence Mick, but I think I would rather die, than eat Twiglets at all! Let alone your manky, old stale ones in your trampy little car. OUR trampy car Tim. Nope. I'll walk. Aargh! At least close the door Tim! Follow the

A219, up from SW6, passing W6, W10, W14 and W12, all the way through to Kensal-. That was quick. Cold. I know. I told you so. I used to get cold when I was your age. Over time I've learned these things and, you will too. It's just an age thing I think. One day you'll learn to take responsibility for yourself and the others around you. Life cannot be all parties and drugs, and late nights. Nah nah nah nah you gotta, you gotta settle down. Start a family, get a job. You gotta leave the boy behind

. Embrace the man you are becoming. What ARE you talking about? Age. Life. The world. How old are you? Twenty-two. Right, yeah. And how old do you think I am? Twenty-one. I know cause it was your birthday in August. I got you that gift card with two pound seventy-three on it, -do you remember? Yeah yeah. -Oh yeah, yeah! Thanks for that by the way, try not to spend it all at once. So, why, are you talking to me as if you're an old man? I am. I'm nearing retirement age. I'm sorry? You're a year ol

der than me. A year, yeah One year. It is a long... long... long year. A lot can happen. -We could play...? -No -How about...? -Nope -Or...? -Is it...? -Yeah. -No. Yeah, you're probably right anyway. I think it's nearly time. I'll be ready when they come. I'm telling you that. I'll be ready. Twenty down, 'foe', f-o-e, enemy. Is he...has he got grey hair? No. 'Festive occasions', -one,two,three, four, five...- -Christmas. Is it, erm, is it a male? Yeah. Actor? Yeah. British? Yeah. Must be. Enemy.

Where's that? Twenty. Is he only an actor? No. Yeah? No. -Oh stop saying yes and no. -Ooh. I don't know! I don't know! I don't know his personal life! Pick someone you know! Okay, three, two, one, -Water. -Colour Ooh okay. Watercolour! -Oh. -Yeah. Three, two, one, -Art. -Painting. Foe. Friend not foe, yeah enemy. Have you got a pen? No. Why are we doing it then? I dunno. Alright okay, erm. Do you want a clue? Yeah. Cockney. -"Alright geezer". -Danny Dyer, Danny Dyer. -Yeah! -Yeah! -Three, two o

ne, -Three, two one, Painter! What did you say? I literally didn't say anything. I literally didn't say anything. Shall we do it again? Yeah, okay. -One...what? Wait. -One, two, oh sh-. We're gonna go for 'three, two, one'? -Cause we did 'three, two, one' before. -Alright, yeah. -Three, two one, -Three, two one, -Cow. -Tree. Oh come on. Yeah. Tree, cow. Tree, cow. Alright, alright. Inert gas. Inert...bums? Farts. Five. I need to say the words don't I? -Three, two one, -Three, two one, -Grass. -F

ield. -Ooh okay. -We're closer, we're closer, we're closer. -Okay field. -Grass and field? -I'm not aware...- -You're not very spacially aware It's not that I'm...no, no, -that has absolutely nothing to do with I-spy. -You're not very... It's that I'm not very, -observant, I'm not very observant. -Self-aware? Observant. And also I forget what things are called? -Three, two one, -Three, two one, -(Indiscernible noise) -Farm. What the hell are you doing? I didn't know, I didn't know. I spy with my

little eye something beginning with W. Window. Nope. Weather. Nope. Words. Can-...what word can you see? I don't know, to be-. "Police." -Three, two one, -Three, two one, -Chicken. -Radio. What did you say? Chicken. Chicken, radio, chicken, radio. -Chicken, radio. -Radio, chicken. Okay, it's kind of two words. You can't-you've already changed it. -Radio, chicken, radio, chicken. -Radio, chicken, radio, chicken, radio chicken, chicken on the radio? What? No you can't pre-guess. Who sounds like a

chicken? 'R' 'R'? Yep. Road. Yeah. -Three, two one, -Three, two one, -(Indiscernible noise) -Liam Gallagher. What? Chicken on the radio. Alright. Liam Gallagher. -Three, two one, -Three, two one, -Oasis. -Oasis. (RADIO) All units copy. (RADIO) All units stand by, stand by. (RADIO) Location of the offenders, please be aware and ready. This is it Tim. It's all happening, this is it! Okay, let's not get too excited just yet. Let's just, keep calm for now, they might've gone out another way. They c

an't have done. This is their only way out. We, are the last line of defence. This is it Tim! Come on baby, let's go, come on! (RADIO) We have located the group. (RADIO) They have acquired an 11-24 car and have fled the scene towards you B-13. (RADIO) We have several officers in need of assistance and are unable to supply back up as of yet. (RADIO) I repeat, not able to supply back up. (RADIO) NPAS will be with you shortly, do you feel confident that you have the situation under control until th

en? Hell yeah baby. (RADIO) Please repeat that B-13. Do you have the situation under control? Yeah, sorry, yeah, sorry, erm, all good here. In position. Over. I can't see in these. Well it's...- -Night time, yeah. -Dark. Shall we, erm...? Ooh, yeah. Yeah. (RADIO) They are on their way towards you now. (RADIO) Seventy-five miles per hour. Be ready. (RADIO) Vehicle is now four-hundred-and-forty yards from your location. (RADIO) Three-hundred yards. (RADIO) Two-hundred yards. (RADIO) B-13 where are

you? At Grantley Street, as instructed, over. (RADIO) They've just passed through Grantley Street unobstructed. (RADIO) Please can you confirm your location? We're at Grantley Street right? Yeah, that's what they told us. That's not on us. Mm, yeah. "E1 4BP, Grantley Street." "Remain in location until otherwise instructed." No! You idiot! You've written it down wrong! Grantley Street is E11 4BP! Eleven! Right? Eleven. Tim. Mick. What did you put in the satnav? Mick. Are we in Bethnal Green like

we're supposed to be? Or are we in Stratford? Five and a half miles out of the way? Spoons.