Baby Come Naa | Hindi Full Movie | Shreyas Talpade, Shefali Jariwala,Kiku Sharda | Hindi Movies 2024

[Title Montage] - [Woman] Adi. - [Adi] Yeah, baby. - You started this. - Yeah. - Are you going to finish it too? - No, no, no... [Adi] I am saying I can't do it. - [Woman] Adi, distract yourself. - Okay, distract. - Listen. - Yeah... - Let's play the riddle game. - Riddle game. - Yeah, I love riddles. - Okay, listen. What's the one thing in a guys pant which is not in a girl's pant? Come again, baby, come again! Ask again. What's the one thing in a guys pant which is not in a girl's pant? Uh, po

cket. Adi, you're so smart. [Munching] "Thorn pricked me." - Adi... - I got slapped. - Adi. - Yeah. I brought a gift for you. Gift? I love gifts. - Underwear. - Do you like it? I love it. How innovative, baby? No need to wrote anything else. Because what shows, is what sells. Yeah, but I don't see your biceps anymore. Have you stopped going to the gym? Why? I haven't paid the fee. Because I am poor. But, baby, I've paid the fee. Society's maintenance bill, electricity bill - and even laundry...

- Enough. Enough, Sarah. enough. Sarah, if it wasn't for you then, I could never afford this rented flat. Baby... On that note, I will personally cook for you today. What are you going to cook, baby? Pasta? Pizza? Chinese? Rice and lentil. - Rice and lentil? - Yes, baby. First I'll give you rice and then I'll pour it all over you. - [Gasps] - I mean lentil. - Baby, wait. - Adi, no. Don't go. Don't go. Leave me. One more, baby. We'll try this new one. Baby, listen. Please. We'll do swimming. [Son

g playing] [Kisses] - Baby. - Yeah, baby. If you really love me then why don't you talk to your mom about our marriage. Baby, I always introduce you to everyone as my wife. What's the point in getting married? There is, Adi. I stay with you on Monday, Wednesday, Friday in a week. But on the rest of the days, you stay here with your mom. So why don't you just talk to her about it? It's not that easy, darling. You know about mom's orthodox nature. And she's a heart patient. Plus my ex-wife Diana w

asn't so lucky for me. Since we got divorced, mom hasn't recovered from that shock yet. Imagine, if I tell mom that you have the same problem. Poor mom will die. - But... - And... I've put up a huge picture of us in the hall. What for? What for? So that mom sees it every day and gets used to it. And I'll tell her that you're my best friend. And gradually she will digest everything. But, baby, dad's in a hurry for my wedding so you have to hurry up. Baby, every father is always concerned about hi

s daughter's marriage. Hello, he's concerned about his wedding, not mine. Hello, tell your father that at this age he should be thinking about Old-age and not Cleavage. Shut up, Adi. [Doorbell rings] - Hello. - Hello. Your mom? Today? But today is Friday? Of course, it is your day, darling. It's the plumber. It must be the plumber. There's a leakage in the bathroom so I called the plumber. I'll be right back, okay? Baby, come fast. I'll have to go and then come, baby. I'll get changed and come t

oo. [Door opens] Hello, mister. Strange. - [Door closes] - He was ringing the bell like... [Gasps] Hey, how did you get in? Oh, Lord. I got tired of ringing your bell - so I came in through the window. - [Cell phone ringing] - The window was open... - Wait. Wait. Hello. Oh, Lord. Your pipe's of cheap quality so take someone's help to fill your wife's bucket. I've to check someone's pipe now. Ahem! - Where is it? - Oh yes... Sarah, Plumber. Is she a plumber too? Plumber? - I am his wife. - She's

my wife. Oh, Lord. If your wife's a plumber, then why call me. She is not a plumber. You just said, Sarah Plumber. I said, Sarah, this is the plumber. My name is Baburao Lele. He never said it's Ronaldo or Pele. - Who is Ronaldo? - He's a footballer. - And a part-time plumber too? - He's a full-time footballer. Then when does he do his plumbing job? Who said Ronaldo does plumbing jobs? She just said that you're Baburao Lele and not Ronaldo or Pele. - So? - So you'll compare a plumber with anothe

r plumber, right? Shut up, man. - You're the plumber, right? - Yes. The bathroom's that way. Go and fix the pipe. Baby, it's okay. No need to talk to them. Oh, you want to work in a friendly atmosphere. - Here you go. - Bloody rascal. 300 rupees advance. 300 rupees? You... bloody thief. Baby, what are you doing? He's the society plumber. If he leaves, who will fix the leak? - 300 rupees, right? - Yes, baby, pay him. But I am poor. Go on, I'll pay you. - Go do your work. - Madam will give it to y

ou. Will you give it to me, ma'am? - Yes, I will. Now go. - I said go. - Let's go get the money. - Yes. - Baby, I am so excited. - Why, baby? Baby, leach. Oh, gold chain. - How is this? - It's awesome, baby. Thank you. It's so touching. - Don't even touch it. - Why? Keep it safe. I'll take it from you when I leave. Why? Why did you buy it if you want to sell it? Baby, this is for dad. Tomorrow is his birthday. And by the way, we have a lunch planned as well. Oh, Lord. How will it go in? The pipe

is too thick. You know what, cut the pipe in the middle. [Exclaims] - Baby, let's go. - Yeah... What happened, mister? What is the problem? It's too thick. How can it go in? Not this problem? The problem in my bathroom. - First my fee, 300 rupees. - Here you go. - It's torn. - The pipe's torn, baby. Oh, Lord. your note's torn. Change it. Okay, here you go. - It won't work. - But, I just gave you a new note. I mean your tap won't work. Yes, but what is the solution? Install a big tank. Big tank?

Yeah, baby? What's wrong? [Sarah] This guy's taking us for a ride. - But.. - What about our future planning? Remember. Wedding in Italy like Virat and Anushka. - Yes. - Honeymoon in Vegas. And kids as well, baby. I want 7-8 kids, please. 7-8 kids? 7-8 kids? Bro, you'll need to install a tank in your pipe as well. - Shut up, man. - [Clears throat] You know, what. Take a long, cheap, pipe. And join it with the society's tank. Stealing... And bring a quotation. Cheap one. Always think small. Small

, baby? - Not you, baby. - Okay. - And you come back tomorrow. - Yes, tomorrow. Oh, shit. Baburao! What happened? Don't come back tomorrow. Come the day after tomorrow. Why? What is your problem tomorrow? Mom's coming tomorrow, and she will get disturbed. Adi, go get my hairband from upstairs. Of course, baby. Orange colour? Matching, I'll go get it. Baburao. You have to come tomorrow and not day after. But your husband told me to come the day after. - Who is getting the quotation made? - You. -

Who is going to pay you? - You. - Who is in that picture? - You. - Then who will you listen to? - You. Very good. So go and make a quotation. And it should be cheap. - Now go, go, go. Bye. - [Adi panting] - Baby, your orange clip. - Thank you, baby. - Did he leave? - Yes, he did. Good. Okay, baby. Time to slip into vibrate mode from silent mode. Yeah... And, you also get a lot of missed calls. And when you dial the right number, the balance drops to nil. [Laughs] Do not underestimate the power

of a hot man, baby. Oh, shit. - Baby, are you okay? - Yeah, baby. - Come on. - Okay. [Song playing] - [Sophie] No. Just a little more. - [Adi] Sophie! How much longer am I going to run my car on reserve? [Sophie] Okay, distract. [Adi] Distract. Distract. Distract. [Sophie] What starts with 'f', which has four letters, ends with a 'k' and, one can also use his hands if it's not available. [Adi] Come again. Come again. [Sophie] What starts with 'f', which has four letters, ends with a 'k' and, one

can also use his hands if it's not available. F... K... F...K... - Fork. - Baby, you're so clever. [Cheers] "T...T...Tattoo..." "So many tattoos." - Baby. - Yeah, baby. Let's take a selfie for Instagram. Baby, there are so many things we can take so why take a selfie. It's not just about the selfie. Listen. If you take a picture of your bum, it's a 'Bumfie'. Imagine taking a picture in the snow, it's a 'Bar-fie'. And, if you take it on the sofa, is it 'So-fie'. Wait, wait. Pout, please. One sec

. [Camera shutter clicks] Wow, so cute. By the way, I never get bored of you. And I keep paying your bills. Phone bill, massage parlor bill, and clothes bill. That's why I always have that for you on my lips? - What? - Song. Song, baby. The song, which I never sang for anyone. Baby. Baby, baby. Baby, come nah. Once again. Come nah. [Song playing] Baby, when are you announcing our wedding? There's a problem, darling. - I explained to you yesterday. - Yesterday? I am telling you now... problem. Wh

at is the problem? Is it because I am older than you? That's not even a problem, silly. You know how I introduce you to everyone. You're my wife. Right? So what is the problem? And I've put a big picture of us in the hall. Mom will see it every day. She will get used to it. And soon she will digest everything. Then the wedding is around the corner. Now get this thing off. - [Doorbell rings] - I can hear bells. - Baby. - Yeah, baby. Doorbell. Really? Okay. Wait a minute. Is it your mom? - Baby, t

oday is my day. - Of course, it's your day, baby. I'll go take a look. Until then my sweetheart, my love, my life, my heart my soul, keep your hopes high. Because if you minus 'Ho' and what remains is... I'll come fast, darling. Yeah, baby, I know. But, I come. Always! Baby, I am coming too. Gaitonde, your tap is gone. Get it changed, man. Hey! All my windows were closed today. How did you get in? From the chimney. Hello. Yeah, I'll hang up. Why did you come today? I told you to come the day aft

er. I was told to come today. I told you to come the day after. Meaning tomorrow. - But madam told me to come today. - What madam? The madam that was here. - Your w-w-wife. - Shh! But tomorrow hasn't come. Tomorrow will come a day after. What are you doing here today? But the day after will come tomorrow, sir. But today is here. I see, so you will decide what will come when. Who am I to decide what comes when. Tomorrow will come tomorrow anyway. - So why did you come today? - Who? Me or tomorrow

? You! - Baby, who is he? - Lele. Baburao Lele. Fine, now leave. Sir, now that I am here, I'll check your pipe. You see, the problem is that your pipe doesn't lift up. What? Bathroom. Bathroom pipe. He's the plumber. The bathroom's pipe is heavy, and he can't lift it up. Thank God. You know what, come back tomorrow. Today we've got... nothing to do. Come back tomorrow. Madam told me to come tomorrow. Wait a second. - Which madam? - Yes, which madam? The madam that was here yesterday. Your wife.

What rubbish. I am his wife. How can you be his wife? His wife is in this picture? Rascal, two-timing cheat. - But this picture... - What is he talking, baby? I know, I know... You're talking about Diana. She is her ex-wife. - They got divorced. - What... you two got divorced? Yes... Now leave, and bring a cheap quotation. Why are you lowering your standard by discussing about money with such poor people? - Sorry, baby. - It's very middle-class. I know. Show me the quotation. See. Oh my... What

is this? Install a tank. Best quality, big size. Always think big! Understand? - Think big. - Correct. And now leave, and come back tomorrow. Now get out. Baburao. Oh, my...what happened? Actually, don't come tomorrow. Come the day after tomorrow. [Baburao gasps] Mom's coming tomorrow, baby. She will get disturbed. Adi, I left my phone by the poolside. Go get it. Of course, baby. You don't have to say twice. Hey, you... You have to come tomorrow and not day after. But he asked me to come the day

after tomorrow. - Who is getting the quotation made? - You. - Who is going to pay you? - You. Who is in that picture? [Baburao] Today it's you. - Then who will you listen to? - You. Exactly. So come tomorrow. And listen. Always think big! That reminds me, my stuff's lying inside. I'll go get it. [Door opens] - Your phone, baby. - Thank you. Baby... That Italian client called. - He's called me for an audition. - Really? I am going to get ready and go. Baby, how about a quick good luck charm befo

re you go. - No, no, I am getting late. - Baby, I'll come fast. - When I get back. When I get back. - Okay. Plumber. Bad. Bad. Bad, Adi. What are you thinking? [Door opens] Yoyo Bappi Singh. Where have you been? "I ringing bell... You dangling your balls." "To hell with you, and to hell with the people." "Here and there, everywhere you dangle your balls." "You hammer your nail where there's no hole." "I ringing bell... You dangling your balls." "To hell with you, and to hell with the people." Ba

lls! Do you know that your actions are hurting the human race? - Human race. - Meaning me. I am not going to help you anymore. But, you don't need help. You have it all set. You've told the girls that your mother stays here with you for three days. The mother that doesn't exist, but she does. And the other three days your mother spends with your sister. The sister that doesn't exist, but she does. Great. Meaning you have no mother or sister but you've managed to screw them. Amazing, man. I would

like to salute you. What's wrong with you, Yoyo? And stop blaming me for my father's laziness. Look, you may be Mahesh Bhatt by looks but even I am smart like Alia Bhatt. - I can see that. - What? What can you see? - Come, let me show you. - What? - Let me show you something amazing. - What? What is today? Tuesday? And what is tomorrow? - Wednesday. - This is amazing... But... Today is Tuesday. You and your Tuesday-Wednesday. Someday you'll get in big... What's wrong now, Yoyo? Yoyo? What's wro

ng with you? Are you okay? Don't do that, Yoyo? You are scaring me. What are you doing? Oh... shit! Baby! Surprise. Surprise! Surprise! Soon there will be a price on your head. What a pleasant surprise, baby! But, what are you doing here today? Today is mom's day. Yes, but today is dad's day too. His birthday. His gold chain. I kept it in the cupboard and forgot to take it. - I'll go get it. - [Chuckles] She's come to get the chain. Sarah. Where are you going? - Sarah! wait! - Adi, what's wrong

with you? - Where are you going? - What's wrong with you? Listen, baby, great idea. Let's try the kitchen platform. - No. - Oh no. Yoyo, hold him. What are you doing? Okay, baby. We'll try the bookshelf. Shoe rack. Dining table. I had heard about Harry Met Sejal. But what will happen when Sophie meets Sarah? Aren't you going to help me? I will... One... Two... One... Two... Three... "I will call people for your memorial." "Your luck's rotten, you're screwed." "You ran every race, but now..." "I

ringing bell... You dangling your balls." "To hell with you, and to hell with the people." - [Door closes] - [Door opens] Yoyo, what do you think is going on up there? [Door opens] Do something, Yoyo. Why did you put up this garland on my picture? Because soon you'll be leaving for the Heavenly Abode. As you always said, two birds in a bush are better than one in hand. Now you're going to get what you deserve. What are you doing? What... What... I am going to give you what you deserve. Sophie. S

ophie. Oh shit. Baby, what's wrong? Why are you two staring at me like that? Hi, Yoyo... Hi. Soon you're going to be a has-been. Did you see inside? I did. - What? - Sarah... Did you saw Sarah? Yes, I saw the Sarah (Entire) Room. What else did you see? Did I have to see anything else? No, no, no, there was nothing else to see. Show me the surprise. Come on, come on. I didn't say anything. Okay, how about a 'Cool-fie' before I leave. Of course. With me. Or him? I meant a selfie. You know, when yo

u look cool it's called a 'Cool-fie'. 'Cool-fie' Yes, of course. One sec. [Camera shutter clicks] Wow, that's so cool. Okay, baby, now go, go, go. - Okay, I got to go. - Bye. Bye. [Both startles] - Hi. - Hi. What? What? What what? Did you see Sarah? Am I going to see myself? - Yeah... - [Both laugh] Nonsense. Always talking absurd. Oh... Yoyo. Again covering with your jacket. Yeah. What's behind you? No... Nothing. - What are you two hiding from me? - Nothing, baby, he's just dancing. I want to

see. Baby, I missed you. I... missed you so much, baby, really. You long, thick tresses. Move the picture. - Move the picture? - Move the picture? Picture. Picture, Yoyo. Yoyo was trying to make me jealous by showing me a picture of his wife Mona. I said, get lost. My Sophie. Sophie? Sophisticated Sarah is better than all of them. Now get lost with your photo. And he took away his wife's photo. [Laughing] He's so crazy. Always talking nonsense. [Door opens] Lele. Waghmare, your pipe won't come o

ut like this. You'll have to apply some jelly on it. Yeah. You're here today. Good. Did you make a quotation? - Show me. - Show her the quotation. Show her. Show her. [Adi] Ahem! [Gasps] So expensive. Oh God, I made once according to you but his wife tore it up. - Wife? - Wife? Wife? Adi... "Your luck's rotten, you're screwed." "I ringing bell..." "You dangling your balls." "To hell with you, and to hell with the people." Superb. Superb rap. Adi, don't change the topic. What wife? I am his wife.

Oh, Lord, but you two got divorced. What nonsense. What divorce. Hold on. I'll settle this once and for all. If you're his wife then who is in the picture. Tell me who is in the pic... Oh, Lord! You double-crossing rascal. That's her. Same. Make another quotation. And make it cheap. Go back to the bathroom and take measurements. And, always think small. One says think small, other says think big. I can understand big, but who wants small. - Get lost. - You have a point. Talking nonsense. [Chuck

les] Wife? I think he's talking about Diana. - Ex-wife. - Yeah, you're right. Absolutely. Baby, why are you still here? Daddy's lunch, birthday, gift, you know. Okay, okay. Bye, Yoyo. Nothing can go wrong now. [Screaming] [Thump] [Both gasp] What the... - Baby. - [Crying] What's wrong, baby? What have you done? Fresh out of the bedroom and she's already slipping. Shut up. How dare you crack jokes on a girl that's fallen so low. - What? - Sorry, baby. I mean this girl has fallen so low and you're

cracking jokes on her. What's the difference? You said the same thing. - Oh, shit! - What? What's happening, baby? My leg's in pain, baby. - I need the doctor, please, baby. - Doctor. No, no, baby. Doctor... You don't call the doctor in such cases. If you stand up and start walking, you'll feel much better. You know it's your dad's birthday. You have to get up and go. No, no, Adi, it's paining a lot. I need the doctor now. Take me to the bedroom. Guys, please. - Okay. - Please. What a shameless

girl! It's her dad's birthday and she wants me to take her to the bedroom. Baby, you can do it. Come on, get up. Get up. Get up. Shut up! Bedroom! Now! - [Door opens] - [Panting] Open it. Open it. Move. Ouch! Adi! Sorry. Yoyo, water. - Yeah. - For me. - What? - Sorry. - Look, baby. I'll go get a bandage. - Yeah... Remember, it's your dad's birthday and you've to go to hell. What? You have to go out with him. Okay, Sarah. Okay, Yoyo. Wait a minute. Yoyo. Sarah. Sarahh-Yoyo...and in the same bedr

oom. No, no, I've to Go-Go. Go-Go. - Adi! Adi! - Wait! Yoyo! - Adi! - Where... Where are you going? You know it's Sophie's day today. And she can come back at any minute. And in such a ci...ci... - Ci...ci... - Critical. Yeah! How can you leave me alone in such a critical moment? You're so selfish... To hell with our friendship. If my wife finds out that I am with Sarah, then... Then? She thinks my character's like you. - I am having an affair. - With whom? With Sarah. Your girlfriend's name is

also Sarah. With your girlfriend Sarah. You're having an affair with my girlfriend Sarah. - Mona thinks so. - Okay. What okay? - This is all your fault. - Why? Remember Sophie dropped by that day unexpectedly. [Chuckles] Yes. Don't be too happy. You emotionally blackmailed me to drop Sarah home. - Correct. - And I did. And then? Do you know what happened to me? [Moaning] [Moaning] Sarah, I think there's dirt in my eye. Yoyo, you're always getting yourself dirty. [Gasps] [Sarah] Oops, my phone. Y

oyo! Yoyo! You thought you gave the slip to Sarah. But Mona thought I really gave it to Sarah. Enough, brother. Not anymore. Yoyo, if you don't help me out today I... I... I will call up Mona and tell her to come over. I will tell her that you and Sarah are eating sweet dish together. [Snickering] You're such a rascal. "One. Two... One. Two. Three..." "Curse you my friend, may you fall in a deep-dark pit." "Go to hell, you rascal. It is over." Shut up, Yoyo. I am in pain and you're singing your

stupid song. - Go and get a balm for me. - Yeah. - You know balm, get a what for her. - What? You know what, get a balm for her. Tiger. Go. Which Tiger? One that you rub on. There's only one Tiger. There's Tiger Salman, Tiger Shroff. But there's only one balm. - No, there are two in my home. - You... You're good for nothing. The balm that you rub on. Balm. Balm. Balm. Balm. No need to rub it on me. I'll go get it. - You go and I'll fill some water. - What? I'll fill water for her in a hot bag to

massage her feet. - Go. I'll fill it. - Finish the line in one time. - Someday you will get in trouble. - Get lost. Baby, I am coming. I am coming, fast. I know, baby. - You always come fast. - Yes. I am really looking forward to this. Thank you so much. - Oh, hi, Yoyo. - Hi, hi. What are you doing? [Garba music playing] Yo-Yo! Yo-Yo Yo-Yo [Fast rap music] - Calm down. What are you doing? - [Laughs] It's the dance steps for my new album. I was just practicing. How was your audition? Oh my God.

My audition. I've got to tell Adi all the details. Tell him later. [Laughs] Stop it. Just stop it. Darling! This voice. My voice, darling. It was my voice. Darling. "Darling, open the door. Darling, open the door." "Why are you angry so?" "I'll take you to Thana, I'll show you a banana." "Why are you angry so?" No, Adi. It was a female voice. - And it came from outside. - No, darling. [Sophie] Darling! Did you hear? Female voice. And it came from outside. My voice, darling. It was my voice. Darl

ing. "Darling, open the door. Darling, open the door." "Why are you angry so?" "I'll take you to Mussoorie, I'll show you... my radish." "Why are you angry so?" Enough, Adi. It was a female voice and it came from outside. I'll check myself. - Move. - Baby! [Sarah] Move. Who said, "Move"? It came from the room. I'll go check. - No, no, no. Wait! - Stop. Adi, don't stop me. Please, don't stop me. Ouch! - Adi! - Sorry, baby. The bucket. Baby, your foot is beyond repair. - But who is outside? - Forg

et it, baby. Who cares! Must be Baburao. Baburao! Baburao! Baburao! It must be Baburao inside. But why is Baburao speaking in a female voice? - That's a female voice. - Why is speaking that way? I am asking you that question. - I'll go check. - Yes, go check. Baburao must have a pipe in his mouth. Bloody lazybones. - He will blow his job one day. - What? Who's the stupid idiot outside? I mean he will lose his job one day. Baburao! - [Door opens] - Who called me? Yeah, Godbole. Speak. What can I

do if there's no water coming from your pipe? Hang up. - Oh my... - Yeah! Baburao's right here. Be quiet. Be quiet. Who's that making a racket outside? Why did you say that he's in the room? Ohh... you were asking about the bedroom. [Laughs] I thought you were asking about the bathroom. So I said what I said. Yoyo! Enough. Now let me go. No! Why are you stopping me like I am your wife? - Right. - What right? Right! My wife. Mona! My wife Mona. She is upstairs, with Adi. My wife Mona. Badman. Who

is that outside? I will... - Baby! - Adi! Could it be your first wife Diana the witch. Correct, baby, that's her. But what is she doing here now? - You answer that question as well. - What? She must know. She must know about you, and she would've become jealous. She must know that there's a beautiful girl in my life now - and her C is where I spend my L. - What? In her Chahat (Love) I spend my Lamhe what? But, forget it, baby. What do we care? Let her be. You tell me how did you fall down? That

's how she fell down. My wife, Mona. She fell down. I'll show you how. She was waving goodbye. She was waving goodbye like this. [Thump] "One. Two... One. Two. Three..." "Her foot got twisted-twisted but I lifted my courage-courage." "I took her to the room and then back and forth..." "massage her leg with a balm." "That was a PJ." Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! And now she's breasting. I mean resting. Why will she breast? She is resting. [Laughing] I was going to get a balm for my wife. Wait a minute. I do

n't understand. If your wife's upstairs, then you should be upstairs with her. And your friend should go get the balm. But this is the opposite. You're going to get the balm and your friend is upstairs with your wife. I hope nothing goes wrong before the balm arrives. Right? - Why? - What why? - Why is it? - What? Why are you here? Why are you in this house? Why are you on this earth? Why were you even born? Heart's deep as an ocean, village across the sea. Rat in the morning, and ape in the nig

ht. Get lost. What business do you have here? Get lost. Calm down, Yoyo. - Calm down. - How can I calm down? What kind of a guy is this plumber? For no reason creating problems for me. - [Panting] - Okay, listen. Just relax. Breathe. Can I get you anything to calm you down? Yes, you can get something. Coffee! Jackapino. I mean backccino. - Cappuccino. Cappuccino. - Yeah! The kitchen's all the way there, go and get it. [Pants] You go and do your work. Go back to the bathroom and I'll get the balm

. What is this? Is the bathroom this way? The bathroom's that way. - You can see, can't you? - This is too complicated. Very complicated. I don't know. - Oh God. - Baburao, did you make the quotation? How many times am I going to show it to you? Lord, have mercy on me. What is this? - Oh no. - Again a cheap quotation. Can't you make a proper quotation? Remember what I said last time. Always think big. I'll think very big this time. Wait a minute. [Konkani music playing] Stop it. - See the pictur

e once. - There you go again. No, no, someone's going to be finished now. Once you see that photo, someone's going to get it. [Mimicking bagpipe music] Stop this nonsense, Baburao. Madam, just see it once. Then you'll know what's legal and what's not. - What do you mean? - Illegal. - Just leave. - Wait, madam! Wait, please see the photo. For my children's sake. For my sake. - Please see the picture. - Okay, okay, I'll see it. I had told Adi that he would get trapped. Okay! Okay! Let me see. Oh G

od! I'm so stupid! Why do I have to deal with all the problems in the world? Now I'm stuck! I'm Baburao! Call me back, God! Now I'm gone. [Door closes] [Flushes] You want to find out who is outside, right? Let me go and see. But you don't move. Soak your legs in warm water. Don't move! Adi! Come fast! [Adi] I do! I do! Yoyo? [Startles] Instead of taking care of Sophie, you're here? Are you here to play with the lamp set? Hey, don't take me so lightly. Look, both are impossible. You're neither li

ght nor anyone wants to take yours. Hey! A few moments ago, Baburao was about to show Sophie the photo. I came and changed the photo at the last minute or else your... You should thank me! Alright. Where is Sophie? She's making coffee for me in the kitchen. - Good. Now give me your phone. - Why? - Just give it to me, man! - What are you doing? - Got it! - Ouch! This is not the phone! Here is the phone. What are you doing? - I'm calling Sophie. - Why? You will tell her that you're calling from th

e advertising agency where she just gave the audition. You will tell her that the client liked her audition a lot. She is selected and that's why she has to meet him right now at the Colaba head office! [Laughs] That's cheating. And I don't cheat. - So you won't? - I won't. Fine. Let me call Mona and tell her you shoot Sarah's video while she's bathing. Hey, how do you know this? So, you really do it? Where are those videos? Leave it! Just call Sophie. I'll talk to her. It's ringing, be ready! [

Cell phone ringing] - Who's the client? - Italian. - Italian? I can't speak... - You talk! Hello? Hello! [Talking gibberish] What? I mean... am I talking to Sophie? Yeah. That's me. Good morning! You had come here today for an audition of an ad? Right. You are selected! What will you give me now? Uh... [Chuckles] Oh my God! Really? I've been shortlisted? Wait, you'll have to come to our head office in Colaba. I'll send you the address, you must come there. Come fast. Don't be slow. Yeah. See you

soon. I'm coming there soon. Thank you so much. Enough, my Arabian Bal Subramaniam! You said everything except Italian. To hell with Yoyo's coffee! Now watch the fun. One... Two... Three... - Adi! - Darling! You know about the audition for deodorant commercial? I bagged it. [Gasps] - Really? - Yes! "We have won! They have lost!" For that I have to sign a contract for which I'll have to go. To Colaba? I mean, most of the big offices are there, right? Yeah! They are there! First, I'll go and chan

ge, and then I'm going to go. Okay, good. I'll drop you to your car. Come. Hey, Adi! Why are you leaving me here alone? - Take care of my new wife, okay? - New wife? Oh. Should I tell it to the old wife? No. Your wife is my wife. - Good. - But remember. You're going to get trapped someday. This tactic of changing the photo... You will be gone, my friend! I have a way out of this as well. Come. What is it? Wow, Adi. This is amazing! This is the mother which isn't there, but is there. Shh! But Sar

ah is here. Take care of her. I'll be back. Yeah. Sarah, how's your leg now? It hurts a lot, Yoyo. Okay, listen. Did Diana left? Diana? Who told you that Diana had come here? Adi. Oh, Adi said it? Yes, she had come. And then she left. Good. Okay, listen, help me. Hey, no! I can't help you. Why? You do know about my wife Mona, right? She started suspecting me just by your phone call. She thinks we're having an affair. Affair? Who would be in an affair with you? [Scoffs] You mean I... I... I don't

have... Enough drama. Now help me. Come on. [Doorbell rings] Yoyo? Yoyo! Mona is back! Where are you both hiding? Mona? If Mona sees us like this... Let go of me! Mona! Come out, you cheater! I'll fall! Have you gone mad? Mona must not see me! What are you doing? Hey, Yoyo! What are you doing? I know that you're here! I have seen your car parked outside. M**********r! I'm in your hall! And who's hall you're in? - Mona will see me! - Hide! Ow! Mangalsutra with me... And Kamasutra with someone el

se! They must be here! I'll make you a Kentucky Chicken today! You m**********r! - [Mona] Open it! - [Bangs the door] Open it! Open it! Open! Hey! [Door opens] [Both scream] [Sarah] Ow! Yoyo? - [Sarah] Get off me! - 69? I'm having to see this day after 69 months of marriage! Mona, it's not what you think it is. Don't assume anything. It's just a coincidence. Yeah. That day you had said the same thing. "Mona, it's not what you think it is! Poor girl's mobile was failing." - That's why I bent down

." - No, Mona, it's a misunderstanding. I know what network she was holding! Yoyo! - What are you doing? - Cheater! - Mona, calm down! - You cheater! Mona, have you gone crazy? Stop, Mona! You rascal! You two-timer! - Sorry! - Yoyo! Look, Mona... I won't spare you! Don't come closer or else this will burn you to ashes! Shut up! Yoyo! Yoyo! Neither there will be mobile nor there will be network! [Grunting] [Mona chuckles] You cheat! You are finished! Who will hold your network? Tell me! [Grunts]

Who will? Mona is here? And Yoyo too? What's happening, baby? A big problem. Meaning? No, Mona thought that Yoyo and I were doing that on the bed. What do you mean? - I mean... This... - What is this? Remember Akshay and Katrina's film? Which? 'Namaste London'? No! 'Humko Deewana Kar Gaye'? -'De Dana Dan'? - Yes! - What? - No! It was a misunderstanding. Okay. Yoyo, what happened to you? Friend, from today I'm that Cadbury Chocolate whose fruit and nut flavor has been discontinued forever. Three?

Look, I had bought this for her... But this has everything; Band-Aids, balm. Baby, you put it on your leg and you put it on your leg-before-wicket. Okay? [Doorbell rings] Who could it be? I think it must be the one who is ringing the bell. - How do I know who it is? - Adi! I mean, I don't know, baby. Let me go and see. Yoyo, please come with me. [Yoyo groaning] - What are you doing? - Sorry. Please come. Come. Get up. Good boy. Baby, Mona is very dangerous. If she gets up, make sure she gets fa

inted again. - Okay. - Take this. - Let's go, Yoyo! - She's dangerous. Take care of her. What if it's Sophie? Even the door is open. Who is it? Thank God. It's no one. Let's keep the door closed. If Sophie comes... [Both exclaims] Hey! Greetings. Who are you? Punjabi Gill. [Laughs] Oh, it's food from Punjab Grill. No! I'm Punjabi Gill. Where is she? What? Punjab Grill? No! My daughter Sarah. I'm her father Tara. [Both] Sarah's Tara! Yoyo! It's happening for the first time that someone's father i

s messing up my life. What happened? What are you murmuring? And why are you looking at me with big eyes? Look, men should have some other big thing and not eyes. What? Where is my Sarah? I have bought fruits for her. Sarah! Sarah! Sarah! Why are you searching for her in the bar, father-in-law? Father-in-law? [Stammering] He's saying 'so sure'. How can you be 'so sure' that your daughter Sarah is here? - She's not here. - [Adi laughs] But she had called and said that she had an accident. Her leg

is paining. She told me that she is admitted in this multi-speciality nursing home. [Both] Is this multi-speciality nursing home? It's not? [Both] This is multi-speciality nursing home! This is the address she gave! By the way, why doesn't your nursing home look like a nursing home? Why? - That's what I'm asking. - That's what I'm thinking. Thinking? Did you think before asking? Yes, I did. That's why I asked. Then even I will think before saying. - Think then. - Done! - What? - Reverse psychol

ogy. - Reverse psychology? - I mean opposite psychology. Psychology... Let me explain you. Come. [Gasps] Mona... Mona... Alcohol... Drink it. Go to sleep, okay? Sometimes, it's fun to experiment with different positions. Positions? I'm talking about home position. Look, we changed the house position to a hospital position. - Oh. - Sit down. I'm trying. So, it makes the patient feel that he is getting the treatment done at home. So they recover quickly and go back home. Have it, please. - Cheers.

- Cheers. Leave it. Look, we have kept everything so casual. No uniforms. Will anyone say that I'm a loose character by looking at such a big hospital? What? That I'm the doctor here... - Good morning, doctor. - Good morning. You're a doctor? See! You also got tricked. By the way, do you have any nursing... - Nurses? - Yes. Yes. We have nurses. He is a nurse. - Him? He is a nurse? - I am a nurse? See, he's saying so proudly. "I am a nurse." You rascal! My daughter is being touched by a male nur

se? Sir, he's the male nurse! Hey! How dare you touch her! I cannot tolerate this! Sir, listen to me. There's no need to take tension. - Why? - Because... Because the nurse who you are seeing... - Yes? - Say... - He... - What? Me? He's not into women. - Not into women. - I'm not into women? He's gay. - He's gay? - I'm gay? See he's saying so proudly. "I'm gay." Good, Yoyo. I'm proud of you. You've moved on. "One... Two... One, two, three..." "I'm half male, half female..." "Christina has become

Chris Gayle!" "Adi, Dilwale Dulhania Le Jayenge!" "I'm gay?" If you don't continue this drama, I'll call Mona. - No, not Mona. - Okay, okay. - Hey! - Huh? [Laughs] [Grunts] Mona! Mona! Are you really gay? Which is okay, very normal. There are so many types of people in this world. Yes. Everything is about 6 inches. What? I mean 6 inch mobile, 6 inch TV remote... But they say that my hands are magical. I make 6 inches 9. Wow! I'm talking about plants, Uncle! I water plants of 6 inches and make th

em 9 inches tall. [Laughing] What were you thinking about? Yoyo! Hey... Why are we standing petrified like all those people in Balaji serials? Who is she? [Stammering] - She's... - Yoyo. Why am I here? How did I end up here? [Chuckles] Do that later. Who is she? She... He will tell you! Uh... Actually, I'll tell you in just two minutes. - What? - Don't you understand Punjabi? I'll tell you the whole story in two minutes after she sits... - Come, sit. - Yes... Please have a seat. Be comfortable.

Relax. - Sit. - Sit. And you... No! - You were saying? - No, I was asking. What? - Who is she? - I'm thinking. - Thinking again? - You're asking again! I will even ask what you're thinking. What were you thinking before asking that? I wondered who she is so I asked who she is. Oh! So you think and then ask? - Yes! - I'll also think before answering. Since she was walking this way, it's obvious that she's a patient. [Laughs] Patient? He says, be patient. I'm asking the patient to be patient. Oh m

y! I never thought of that. Yes. "Tara Tara." Shut up! Is she married? Hey! Hey! - Just hold her. - Sure, sure. Hey! Why... Why are you aksing? Why are you aksing? Hey, you are so old to be asking that question. No... No, I know marriage is a blunder. But everyone wants to stay cool. Really? If you really want to marry, then marry me. Make me your wife. "A king fell in love with another king." - Get lost! - "It was flirting at first sight." "It shook your self-control." "Your little family car t

urned into a Jaguar." Control him, please. He's after my life. Unbelievable! I don't know what to say to you. Yoyo, stay! Stay! Sit. Sit. - Good boy. - [Barking] Yoyo! Stop it! Otherwise you'll not get my bone. Your bone. A bone. [Whimpering] - Mr. Tara, he's enraged. - Right. - I suggest, leave from here. - Okay. And she is married, just as you are, okay? Okay. I was married before. But my wife died. How? Desperation. I mean depression. My wife believed that I was attacking her every night with

a dead weapon. That's valid. But I don't have a weapon! Really? - Yoyo! - Hey! - Hey... - Leave her. - Don't touch me. Don't you dare. - Hey! Listen, listen! Let him touch. You don't have to worry. [Laughs] He has touched even my daughter. What! Yoyo! He touched my daughter and I didn't mind. You know why? Why? Because he's that. What is he? - I mean, he's that. - What do you... - You're handicap? - No, he's too sensitive. He's gay. Huh! Baby, you're gay? I am gay? He's so proud of being gay. H

e's a man with traits of a woman which are more attractive. Now I understand why you don't get it when you're with me. - What? - What? Get any love for me. Now I understand why he visits you so often. You're his best friend, right? That's why you're divorcing your wife, right? I'm doomed! I'm totally done for! - Baby, you need a drink. - Hey! Baby, you need a drink. What is this... Where the hell am I going? Hey, Mona! Hear me out, please. I'm not gay. Adi was alone. What did you just say to me?

I'm just saying that I was trying to help him since he was alone. Listen, come inside with me and listen. You're a liar! You're a cheater! [Screams] No! Let me go! No! Just let me go! Look, Mr. Tara, I request you. Visiting hours are over. Please leave now. - Okay. - Please! Please go! Thank you. Hey! Mr. Tara, what's wrong with you? My question was... What was he doing? What is he doing? I mean, he spoke of making an alcoholic patient, drunk. - He wants to make her drink. - What? - No! - What?

"Listen to what I'm saying, my beloved." I told you, we use reverse psychology at our nursing home. Look, diamond cuts diamond and poison beats poison. Similarly, alcoholism is treated with more alcohol. You will see. A dog will bite you one day. What? Why? Are you done questioning? Please leave now. - Hey, I have just one last... - What is it? - What is it? - Please! - This photo... - Yes. - Whose is it? - Mother... Hey! Don't start abusing. Say what you want but do not abuse! I wasn't abusing

. I was trying to say, it's my mother's. "Tara Tara!" Is she married? Shut your mouth and get out. - You're right, I should leave. - Yes, please. Okay. Hey, one more. One last question. I wanted to ask, why is your nursing home so empty? There is no staff or ward boys. Hey, who is that? - Ward boy? - Um, ward boy. Hey! This is so good! It's so good, look. Wow, you will live very long. I was just speaking of a ward boy and here you are. [Both chuckle] You know what? Take this, keep it. Take care

of your patients. Mr. Bank of Punjab, what are you talking about? Take care of your patients. Patient? - The ones admitted here. - Here? Where? In this hospital, as you work as a ward boy here. - What boy? - Ward boy! I'm not a ward boy. I'm a plumber. What! You do both the jobs? Both? He is so talented, by the grace of God. Where did you get him from? Explain to him, I'm the plumber. Then why do you work as a ward boy? Ward boy? Why are you... - You tell me. Why? - Nurse Yoyo! Nurse Yoyo! Nurse

Yoyo! [Tara] This is not done! Give me my money back. - [Baburao] What are you doing? - [Tara] Give me my money. - What is this? - Just give my money. Doctor, why did you call me? I left the patient unleashed. Unleashed? Take care of the patient, nurse. So, he's our patient too. Yes, please bring a bed for him. What bed? - Bring Sarah's quickie table. - What? I mean, the table on which we treat Sarah quickly. - Treatment! - Oh, I'll get it right now. - Okay. - Take this. Actually, it's importan

t to lie down, better late than never. What? It's here, the table is here. Please lie down. - Come on, lie down. - Lie down. Good. - Turn it. - Yes. Turn it. - Okay. - Round therapy. - Very nice. - Are you feeling better now? - Are you okay? - I'm lying here, are you treating me as a woman? Oh, naughty Baburao! This is so long. - What? - The hospital's bill. [Laughs] What did you think? Let me examine you. - Examine him. - I feel ticklish. Please go easy. - Is he also a patient? - Yes. But you s

aid that he's a ward boy. - No. - Yes. No, I didn't state it, I exclaimed! You thought that I am confirming. It's not your fault. His face is so generic. If he goes to Rome, people will say he's Roman. What do you mean? - I mean... - What has happened to him? He has... RD. - Q... QRD. - RD. - QRD? - It means Quotation Rejection Disorder. What is this disorder? I've never heard of it before. - I just made it up. - What? I mean, I didn't know he'd have it right now. You know? Do you want to see? D

o you want a demonstration? Let me show you. Nurse, turn him. - Turn him. - Turn him. - Turn him. - Good. - [Baburao panting] - Mr. Baburao Lele. Mr. Baburao Lele. He's talking to you. Really? This is the first time someone spoke to me with such respect. - Say it again. - Mr. Baburao. The quotation is ready, right? Can you show it to sir? - To this man? - Yes. - Will he pay me? - Show him. - Show him. - I have it. - See. - Show him. Take your time. Come on... Analyze it carefully. See it. Come o

n. Yes. How dare you, you rascal! - Hey! - How dare you, you rascal! Everyone tears up my quotation. Oh no! Hey! Oh no! He turned into Sunny Deol. [Shouting] No! No! Save me from him. - You're Nepali. - I was a watchman before. [Adi] Get on! - Where? - On the table. Hey! Let's go, come on! Hurry up! Faster! This man - has lost it. - Go inside and lock yourself. [Door closes] What? What are you doing? Is this how you behave with a patient? He was so scared. He could have died. - Sorry, sorry. - G

et out! Come on, leave! [Tara] One minute. That reminds me, where is my daughter Sarah? She is... On her morning walk session. She'll return very late. Come back tomorrow, now go. One minute. This atmosphere doesn't suit me. Immediately discharge her. I'll take her right away. What will you do until we do that? - I'll stand right here. - What else? I'll wait. - Damn! - [Mona] Yoyo! Look, you've already screwed with one patient. If you want to stay here, you must help another patient. - What do y

ou mean? - Our patient Mona. Go and give her doses of alcohol, come on. - Our Mona? - She is our Mona. Whatever! [Gasps] No! You'll be proud of me when I help her out. Mona, I'm coming. "Tara! Tara!" [Yoyo] Adi, come here. Why did you... Why did you tell Tara to give alcohol to Mona? For your safety. What if she becomes sober? You sent that oldie with in-built Viagra to my wife! One, two! One, two, three! "His behavior is uncouth." "His old body still has youth and a jackfruit in his tracksuit."

"I'll be waiting here while he has all the fun." Shut up! Take care of Sarah upstairs, I'll be back. Hey! You're leaving me alone again? Son, there is only one way to be rid of this confusion. It's time for the ultimate explosive idea. No! Yes! No! Yes! - No! - Yes! - [Mumbling] - Huh? I'll be back. That's what I'm saying. Adi, listen. But... [Sarah] Adi! Can't you stay quiet for some time? Yoyo, how dare you talk to me like that? No, no, I'm asking you to say that to me. Because I speak rubbis

h when I'm nervous. Why are you nervous? You know that my wife Mona is here, so is your dad. Dad is here? Don't be so shocked. Why did you have to call him from the landline here? He tracked the number, found the address and showed up. Oh my God! What now? No problem. We've told him that... [Both] This is a multi-speciality nursing home? It isn't? [Both] This is a multi-speciality nursing home! That's right, this is the address I got. Adi is a doctor here and I'm a male nurse. - And he believed

it? - Your dad is so stupid, he... He believed us. Adi! Darling! - Who is that? Who was calling out? - Hey! It seems, that witch Diana is here again. Where are you, Baby? I will deal with her right now. Let me handle it. Yoyo! Don't stop me. - I will teach her a lesson. - You've fractured your leg. I don't care about it! I'll go there. Listen. Sarah. Sophie. Sophie. Sarah. Adi, I told you, you'd get in trouble. S**t! What happened to the lights? It's me. Me... The lights went out. It won't come

back till morning. What a strange nursing home. The lights went off and no back-up... Right here! Here. "The sun is setting." "The moon is on the horizon." - Hey! - Yes? - What is it? - Who are you? And who is she? Forget about me, I'll tell you about her. She is mom! I mean, Dr. Aditya's mom. Isn't she so hot and beautiful? Wait! Hey, wait! Where do you think you're going? Get away, I'll deal with you later, fatso. Did you call me fat? Of course, you're the only fat guy here. Stop it! Get away!

Wait, stop! Hey, stop! - He ran away. - What happened? Who was it? What happened? Who was it, Yoyo? - Web-killer. - What does that mean? Why can't there be a web-killer if there can be a serial-killer? You cannot trust anyone these days. You never know who pretends to be whom. You know what I mean. Have you seen Dr. Aditya or Nurse Yoyo? They have gone inside to get discharge papers. They haven't returned yet. I wonder where they are. - One second. - Okay. - Are you okay? - Yes, I am. - I'll be

right back. - What! - Hey! Yoyo! - Sorry, sorry! Cockroach! I was trying to kill it, and I hurt your foot. Sorry, sorry. Come, let me dip your head in warm water. - What! - That's not what I meant. - I meant, let's dip your foot. - Come on. Why would I dip your head? Come to the bathroom. It might hurt but everything will be okay. You won't have a sceptic for sure. But why're you here and looking for a doctor and nurse? - Because nurse... - Yoyo! Come here. Come here. What is happening? Who is

this man and why are you pretending to be gay? One minute, Sophie. Look there. [Clears throat] No, there! What are you doing here? The patient is waiting for you. Please go inside. I'll arrange the discharge papers. Really? By then, I will make her have a few drinks. And I'll even use my hands a little. "Tara Tara!" Patient? Where is Adi? He's out somewhere for an explosive idea. - Explosive idea? - I mean... He's gone to get some balm for explosive pain. For my wife Mona as she's hurt. Oh my Go

d, Yoyo! I'm so sorry I forgot to ask. - How is she doing? - Lying somewhere, drunk. I mean, sitting somewhere. She cannot stand. [Sighs deeply] Something is surely fishy here. Because of this man. Because of him? Who is he? He... He is... Don't you recognize him? Have you never seen him visit us before? In the lift, gate or in the corridor? - No. - [Laughs] That is surprising. He's your neighbor. Yes, he stays in the B wing. He has a sea view flat too. You cannot see the sea from the B wing. Yo

u can! You know the C wing right in front of it? So all of it is C view. - [Laughing] - Ha, ha, ha! Very funny. But if he's a neighbor, why is he here? And why is he looking for a doctor and nurse? Why? I'm asking you the same. [Sighs deeply] It's a tragic story, his life. He once fell in love with a girl. She was a nurse. [Sighs] The patient was lying on the floor. Tara was lying on the nurse. [Sighs] He was madly in love with the nurse. That's why he keeps looking for his nurse. But one day, t

hat nurse eloped. - Oh my God! With whom? - A doctor. That's why he keeps looking for that doctor too. - Oh that's so sad. - Really sad! Now, he's running around, looking for true love. He keeps wandering but in vain. [Screams] One second. He can be cured if he finds true love? Of course, but forget about that. How come you're back so soon? You were out there signing a contract with an Italian client. There was no client. It was a fake call. Some b*****d made a prank call. I will not spare him.

Rascal, scoundrel... Enough! Stop it. He might be helpless. Now the police will set him straight. [Stammering] Police? I'll send his number to the police. Adi will have me divorced and even jailed. Yoyo, you said that if Tara Singh finds love, he can be cured. - Yes. - I have an idea. - Idea? - Yes. - What? - Look there. - Look at Adi's mom. - Yes. She's still so beautiful and young. She's so hot. [Laughing] Tara likes her too. Imagine, what if they are set? - Hey! No, no... - Why not? Adi's mom

stays with her daughter for three days. And three days with Adi. If they fall in love Adi's sister will be free, so will Adi be. And we'll finally be able to get married. So many sparrows will be hit with just one arrow. I wish Adi's mom would come here today. [Song playing] [Thundering] [Claps hand] [Coughing] [Slaps] Keep this in the prayer room. Had you brought a little bigger plate we could have sat on it together. You think you're funny? Keep this inside. Ahem! How are you, baby? How are y

ou, dear? - You know me? - Of course, Adi speaks of you. Close friends, right? [Chuckles] And he put up such a huge picture of you on the wall. Oh, now it has my picture. - [Laughs] - Yours. But how come you are here today? It's just Tuesday. You stay with Adi's sister on this day, right? Oh no! Now I'll have to take permission to come to my son's house. No, no, please don't mind. You're his mother. - Thank you. - We're still doomed. - And you shameless nincompoop. - [Slaps] You didn't take bles

sings from me, or greet me. Have I ever treated you or Adi differently? Give me a tight hug, come on. No, I cannot hug you. I might squeeze them. - What do you mean? - Sneeze. He might sneeze. Son, I'm not that old. - You know I got married early? - No. Come on, give me a hug. - Hey! - [Squeaking] What was that noise? That's Adi's mom's speciality. You hear such sounds when you meet her. [Cell phone ringing] - Excuse me. - Sure. Hello. It's my casting director. - Just give me a moment. - Casting

couch? What are you doing? "One, two! One, two, three!" "We're both hanging by the thread." "You are such an effeminate woman." "If you get caught, you'll be screwed." "You will have nowhere to run then." I couldn't think of a better plan to drive Sarah away. I thought that if I come, they'll leave. - This entry... - Yes. No problem at all. yeah... Forget about that. Sophie spotted Tara. So now I'm going to be in big trouble. Sophie was after me to tell her who Tara actually is. What did you sa

y? - I just made up some nonsense. - What did you say? [Sophie] What did you just say? Oh, of course, that's not a problem at all. - No! - Hush! What happened, ma'am? - Two spoons full of it. - Two? You were about to make tea for me, right? I'll have two spoons full of sugar. And please bring some wafers and cheese too. They say cheese is really good for s*x. What! Sexena... Mrs. Sexena. - She means, she's Mrs. Saxena. - [Laughs] Please... You're such a doll. [Sighs] - And milk? - Two. [Chuckles

] Come here. Just imagine. Tara Gill weds Asma Saxena. Problem solved. My life will be set. Where's the cheese? No, no! You're great. You idiot, didn't you have any other story to tell? What do you expect? [Growling] Tell me, what do you expect? The story of Bahubali 2? I just said whatever I could think of right then. Really? Idiot! - Now listen to me carefully. - What! Just hear me out. - Okay. - I'll flirt with Tara Singh. - Wow, you're so down-to-earth. - Thank you. I mean, you're so lowly.

You idiot, I'll flirt with him. So that Sophie things we're getting closer. Then you can convince Sophie to leave by saying that we want alone time. So that we can have a stronger bond. Once Sophie leaves, then... [Cheering] Did you understand, son? Do this exercise for 15 minutes every day for flat belly, okay? - Yes. - Good. Does he have a scanner in his eyes? - HKP. - Meaning? Highly Kinky Person. Mr. Tara, this is Adi's mom. - Hello. - Hello. I recognized you. Hello. What is your name? Asma.

Sorry? Asma. "I'm above the skies today." By the way, is she married? Why don't you ask her the question? [Squeaks] [Song playing] Who says that a person can love only one person? Right here, right now... will you marry me? At least give a chance to sleep before getting married. I mean, sleeping over it. I need to think. - Intercourse. - Excuse me? I mean, of course. I'm not that light. Let me go. Please. - It's okay. I'm okay. - [Laughs] It's my speciality to carry. "Tara Tara!" "Tara Tara!" B

y the way, you look quite well-built. Thank you. - This is the only thing that's big. - What? Belly. [Wheezing] I think, they're on the right track. I guess, something might happen between them. Not just that, there's even going to be a lot of kissing soon. One, two! One, two, three, four! "Such a brawny body." "Old people have the most desperation." "I'll say it directly to you." "He's almost going to die but he's still flirty." Yoyo, I think we should leave them alone. - But where is Adi? - Ri

ght here. Uh, I mean Adi's future step-father is right here. Don't worry about Adi. I'll call and tell him. Leave from here, I'll also leave with Mona in some time. You leave. Excuse me. Ma'am... - Ma'am! - Hey, you! - Yes, dear. - I should get going. I have a very important audition. Oh, yes, auditions are important, you must go. Work is most important. You need to work very hard, you see. She'll go once you leave her. - Of course. - Let her go. Who was that? That must be Diana. Before I go, ho

w about an old-fie? A selfie for oldies? Yes, sure. For him... Please come here. Sarah, come here, dear. We're taking a selfie. Come, hurry up. One minute. Actually... Come on here, dear. - Come on. - Smile! [Camera shutter clicks] [Gasps] - Sarah! - Sarah! - Mom.. - No, dear, it's dad. I mean, it's his mom. Greetings. Don't do that, please. [Yoyo] Thank God she didn't recognize you. Thank God she recognized me. How can I not recognize you? Adi looks exactly like you. You know? Had Adi dressed l

ike you, he'd look exactly like this. [Coughing] How smart, dear! How smart! But Adi said you hurt your leg. - Yes. - Why are you here? You should be resting. - No, but dad.. - Come on. - No, I want to... - No, let's go. - Yoyo... - You're hurt. You're hurt. You have hurt your leg. You should rest, dear. Let's go, come on. Hurry up. - Easy! - Come on. Come on, hurry, what are you doing? Come on, hurry. But your back... Actually, she is hurt so I thought... But you're so strong. She hurt her leg,

that means she's Mona, Yoyo's wife. But I was resting. Good. How is your leg now? Well, it's better but... It seems this is Adi's ex-wife the witch Diana. So it is you! I'm me, but why did you call him dad? Unbelievable! That's what you call your father. I won't call him an old hag, or rascal. Stop it, dear. It feels like you're abusing me. - Yoyo, come on. - What? Listen, your wife Mona is calling Tara dad. Why? She'd obviously call her that. So Tara Gill is your father-in-law? You said, he's

our neighbor. So can't a father-in-law also be a neighbor? Can't your neighbor be your father-in-law? Strange! If Amul makes both butter and inners, can't inners have butter? What? - Mother. - What? Why is the witch Diana here while you are here? Where is Diana? Oh yes! Diana is here. I too was wondering why this witch of a woman Diana is here. Control! Control! - [Squeaking] - I'll just... Oh, sorry, dear. I have a gastric issue. Anyway, listen to me. Since you're here and even dad is, there is

no better time to speak of marriage. Dad, I want to discuss something important with you. Come on, let's go downstairs and talk. Come on, good. Easy. Careful, dear. Don't twist my arm. - Come. Come on. - Come on. Sit here. Good. Now tell us. Dad, I wanted to discuss marriage with you. So you're ready? You have no objection? I should be asking you that question. You have no objection with this marriage, and are ready, right? Ready? You have no idea for how long I've had Viagra. What! I mean, I h

ave been ready from Delhi via Agra for this. I just hope she agrees. Why would she object? She won't find a better match. Look who's talking. Yes, I'm saying it. After all, it's true. After all, matches are made in heaven. Am I right? No, that's not true. Match-stick factories make matches too. Good one. Dad, tell me something. Are you okay with it? Okay? Of course, I'm okay! And I'm ready. Once she says yes, then you'll get your new mom today. And your new brother Dr. Adi. [Gasps] This is impos

sible. [Sophie] Why not? - I suggest, dear... - [Sophie] Hold on. - Don't do this. - Why is it wrong? He has no wife and she has no husband. They love each other. If they want to marry one another and spend their lives together, what's the harm? What's your problem? I suggest... - Stop it! - You stop. Right! You've finally shown your true colors. This was your plan, you witch Diana! You want my dad and Adi's mom to get married and make Adi and I siblings Unbelievable! You couldn't keep your own

marriage together. And here she is, being a match-maker. - I suggest, dear... - Hold on! Why are you stopping her? You're not letting her speak. She is not being given a chance to speak. This is not done. She is a mother. A mother! We cannot shut her up. She should get a chance to speak. She wants to talk and she will. Speak up now! I... [Crying] What do I say? To hell with you. One minute. What was she saying? What marriage do you speak of? Who is married? Just because you're married you think

even others are. Marriage? You got married, dear? Your son-in-law is standing right in front of you, yet you ask. Who is that? Yoyo. - Whose son-in-law is he? - Yours! He's her husband. Hey, he can be a husband to a man. He can become a son-in-law but not a husband of a woman. This is impossible. - Baby. - [Crying] Yoyo! Yoyo! Let me explain. My married life is finished. No, no. You got remarried. - No, no. - You're gay. And you are getting married to other people now. Ew! - That's not true... -

My married life is finished! Mona! - This is not done. - Yoyo! But this is not right. How could you do this? You said that your wife's leg is broken. And that's why she was resting in the bedroom. But she has the broken leg. That makes her your wife. Yoyo lied because of you. Because of me? Come on, let's take a short break. I'm famished. Tara, would you like some? Yes, if you give me a chance to eat your... I'm talking about street food! Guys, don't change the subject. Please. You are divorced

now and still you are not letting Adi go. You just show up whenever you want. Your name should be Witch and not Diana. Excuse me! Who is Diana? I'm Sophie. - Hi, Sophie. - Shut up, Yoyo. Move. Sophie? You changed your name, so change your husband too. - Forget about Adi. - Get out of my house. Why are you arguing about these things? Why are you interfering? Focus on her. I mean, she must be feeling left-out. Shut up, Yoyo. How can this be your house? [Sophie] Because I paid the deposit of this

house. [Sarah] I pay the rent. [Sophie] I pay the electricity bill. [Sarah] I pay Adi's spa bill. [Sophie] I pay for his gym. Baby, you pay for the spa and she pays for the gym. Whatever! But I pay for the credit card. I pay for all his shopping. - [Sarah] Get lost! - [Sophie] You get lost! [Cell phone ringing] - Baburao! - Baburao! You rascal, you dog! Come on, hang up now. Baburao! You're here at the perfect time. Tell her that this is my house. I don't know. Tell her that this is my house. I

don't know. Sometimes, your photo is put up there. Other times, your photo is put up there. Oh my God! This lady in glasses... Did he marry you too? [All gasps] - You idiot! I'm his mother. - [Slaps] Yes, the mother of my unborn children. Have patience, please. I will give you... Time! Shut up! Discuss that later. First tell her that this is my house. You first tell her that this is my house. Don't you guys know the truth? They don't know. Let's just go. One minute, you'll get it. This is for yo

u. And hold this big... Quotation. Hold this big one. Now read it. How dare you do that! Who is who and what is what? How am I supposed to know? This house is a plate of spaghetti. It's all over the place! How dare you! [All startles] Son! Don't do that. [Glass shattering] [Crying] Dear God! They are screwing with me so much. I don't want to be a plumber. I don't want to be. What are you doing? Ma'am, if she comes to stay here on Monday, Wednesday and Friday, when do you come? Well, I... Mon Tue

s... Thurs, Fri... And you cannot come on Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday. Because she stays here. So when do you come? Well, I... Mon, Tues... Thurs, Fri... Sat... I... Tell them, Yoyo, when I come here. How do I tell them? There is no way to go now. It's all because of you. [Whistles] I got it. Adi is fooling you both. - What! - Obviously. But... she is not at fault in this. She is your future step-mom. What? She will be like your mother. It's true. Look at her. Look at her white hair. Do you thin

k that this is fake? To be honest, she is a very genuine woman. All three of us will live happily together. She will keep you happy as well. - Right? - Yes. Adi! Adi! Oh Lord! [Crying] Finally I had it! I built a dream castle. - So you are Adi. - No. And you are his mom too. No. And Yoyo... You also didn't marry her? And that's why you were pretending to be gay? Run! The backdoor is the best. I heard everything. Okay. [Mona] Sorry. - Aw, baby! - [Mona] I love you! - Baby! - Yoyo! I love you! Yoy

o! Yoyo! Run! Mom... Mom... Senorita, we were just... We live once and die only once. But we can love multiple people. Hey! This land is like a mother to me. And every woman is like a mother to me. Bad man! I am a bad man! Hey, Sudha! Sudha! This is amazing! I had two running with me. Now we're in trouble. [Laughs] Forgive me, my child. Forgive me. I won't make this mistake again even by mistake. [Crying] Mom! My mom isn't here too. No! No! No! Please don't! Don't hit me. Baby! Please forgive me

. Forgive me. [Song playing] I will be back. I want it! I just want it! Baby Come Naa. - Action! - You will give me, right? Yes, I will give it. Now go. [Laughing] - Hey, sir, would you like some? - What? Some juice? Did you hear it wrong? Cut! Cut! "You're done for! You're doomed!" "I..." S**t! Sorry, sorry. [Man] Cut, cut. Baby, you... "When you let your long hair down..." [Cheering] Sorry, sorry, one more. One more. - [Squeaks] - [Tara gasps] - Ahem! Where was I? - You are here. He's an Arabi

c Maharashtrian. This is a nursing home. So the visiting hours are over. There is no point anyway. - What! - Look... What is the point? Why are you doing this? Our third heroine is taking way too long to get ready, the shot is ready. "Lady, your son is on the wrong track." - [Crying] - [Glass shattering] Things are all over the place. - I don't want to be a plumber. - This is so not done. They screwed me. [Laughter] This is amazing! I had two running with me. Mom! Mom! [Theme music playing]