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Comments
I find it hilarious how intensely the audience shipped Bowen and Marcello together
"What keeps you guys together? The rent amount" 😂 Facts.
seeing martin outside of a pdd sketch feels illegal
"Nice to meet you right now ONLY".... 😂😂😂
seeing marcello flirt w bowen is everything
"He was my professor and my dad had just died." 😂😂😂😂😂😂
“This is my sister. Im kidding! She’s my girlfriend… as well” 😂😂😂
I’d watch a whole skit of Kenan playing a pimp
I was NOT expecting that twist ending! 😆
"And that man is my husband. Damn it!" Oh snap.
The "And that man is my husband, DAMMIT!" caught me off guard!
Kenan has ONE line and its ONE word and it still gets the biggest laugh from me LOL
oh my godd marcelo and bowen yang’s chemistry is offf the chartsss
pleasure as always to see martin looking like a baby cow in distress in a sketch as someone's boyfriend
Bowen Yang nailed that ‘uncomfortable doing this’ vibe.
Cult leader arranged marriage was unexpected
Mikey's delivery on that Brother/Sister punchline was top notch 😂
Dude looked like Pete in blackface in the thumbnail for a second
Ego,”the rent,the rent amount”😅😅
so glad to see ireland's queen slaying it on snl. 🇮🇪