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ld separately how's that it's my troop transporter it makes did he say that oh dad star wars imperial troop transporter stormtrooper sold separately new from kenner have you seen star wars remember that scene when luke skywalker lassos that thing and the princess kisses him and they swing off together oh okay the real reason i'm here is to tell you magic markets got star wars cups with all the stars pictures on them to get one just buy a snow biz made with coca-cola for 49 cents hmm oh boy that
tastes good oh hey yeah do you remember the fight with the laser swords when darth vader meets obi-wan kenobi bad morning everybody bad saturday morning boy um i only watched the last half of those star wars commercials so i was i was real sick of them real quick yeah chris says he underestimated the amount of star wars toys that exist yeah there were countless star wars toys anyway here i am it's me keith at uh 50th street studio i chose that uh pre-roll because of course we're looking at uh [M
usic] more uh saturday morning science fiction today and there's my little my little intro music with laugh track and everything um hello hello chris i saw shenlong was in here earlier and we've got to we've got uh other people in here too because we hi ivory's here hi ivory um i knew you'd be here glad to see you oh actually you you said you might have to miss today didn't you so i'm glad to see you uh yeah i saw your your thing on twitter um we have as you see on the thing here one of the show
s we're going to be watching is far out space nuts which i know mike has wanted to see for some time um i'm in a different space it's just uh it's it's just like five yards maybe not even that far three yards away from where i was over there i have a lot more room see i'm further away from the curtain than i was ivory says she got her days mixed up it's a father's day picnic which is tomorrow okay um and you can also tell but there's uh that there's a window behind the curtains now and there's s
unlight peeking through so i'm gonna have to fix that um but yeah i've got a lot more room everything's clean um swept up all the dust mopped and everything um but uh again welcome everybody uh bad morning bad saturday morning um as usual uh we are fundraising here at uh 50th street studio there's our our usual there's our list of usual items that we're raising money for we have a hundred dollar goal uh every time we stream on saturday those are our usual monthly things i'm starting a special 50
0 fundraiser in addition to our normal uh our normal hundred dollar goal and you can see the list down there we uh uh it's the time of year when we have to renew our our state charter uh for a 50th street uh incorporated this year uh we're short on the money usually it's not something i have to to raise money special for this year this year we're short on it also i want to upgrade some equipment i'm using equipment that that i've been using for 10 years um i'm using the same camcorders that i bo
ught 10 years ago and they were they were used when i bought them then chris thank you for the 30 that's 30 towards our 100 goal uh for today 30 already that's great thank you chris so glad you're here i want to update i want to upgrade camcorder i want to upgrade our lighting the for the things the the streaming that i've been doing here the lighting is adequate but i want to start shooting now that the world is somewhat turning back to normal i'm going to have to start shooting the doing the v
ideo work that i was planning to do before everything was shut down which means i'm going to have to be shooting with other people which neat which means i need to put up green screen which means i need more lighting than i have and i also want to get a proper uh standing desk for this for this rig that i have here with my camera and my computer sitting on top of it in my microphone i'm using a folding uh tv dinner table with a with a tripod sitting in front of it and uh that's getting uh that's
getting old every all the cables are in my way and everything ivory thank you for the ten dollars uh chris says he's actually super excited for that well i'm glad to hear i'm glad somebody is i'm i'm kind of dreading it ivory thank you for the ten dollars that's uh forty dollars we're almost halfway already to our uh to our weekly 100 goal and i'll send out an email to everybody about the uh the new fundraiser uh everybody who's who's watching right now you get the emails right i know ivory get
s them i know chris gets them uh chris says yeah you need an upgrade yeah i think so too ivory says yes i know our we need to expand our mailing list too there's only like 63 people on our mailing list um about half the people open the emails uh that that software use called mailchimp tells me tells me how many people open the emails so i know i know when you're not looking at the emails actually it doesn't tell me individual uh individually who opens and who does it but it tells me how many how
many open yeah it's been it's been a higher percentage recently ivory you're right the half half is high it's usually not half it's usually like 35 percent that's still pretty high but but but then our list is so small if our list was larger the larger our list would be the smaller the percentage would be um so anyway that's what we're raising money for we've already got 40. let me uh let me bring in mike here's our co-host how you doing mike hey everybody okay it's a bad morning yeah bad morni
ng bad morning we're gonna we're gonna see some fun stuff um yeah we're i know we're both looking forward to a far out space notes we're gonna have to sit through some uh some bad stuff though um actually i don't know if everything we're gonna watch today is bad but we're definitely gonna see some interesting stuff some stuff that you didn't expect irises love the space nuts yeah um i actually looked uh i actually looked up to see how many how many saturday morning shows bob denver was in and th
ere was the animated gilligan's island series and space nuts as far as saturday morning that's about it everything else he did was not saturday morning stuff chris says hey i know that guy um are you are you talking about mike or bob denver hi carol thanks for coming in bad morning um but that's very exciting we're already at 40 um that's going to get us uh our that's going to get us over the the hump of paying for uh our corporate renewal uh this year already so um so yeah let's get uh let's ge
t right to it and start our our weekly shows let's see what uh charge mankind is up to this week [Music] oh i'm gonna have to resize the picture [Music] for the sake of justice sure [Music] [Music] but honestly how many kids in japan are named 10 really yeah there's an awful lot of those uh [Music] peer through the camera viewfinder oh was that an order yeah this is an awful lot of those fear i guess in your someone's peers an awful lot of those bad japanese monster movies that get to they got t
o distribute in america they named the 10 year old kid kenny [Music] okay what the hell is going on oh no just disintegrating ken what or is he a robot too like a cyborg or something or oh that's an excellent question i don't know all these pauses oh didn't know he got animated the rusty orange dusk of the factory district oh 110 film thanks ken he has a geralian finder now oh yeah if you're nice to kill [Laughter] [Music] [Laughter] hr shows up yeah [Music] yes we're more advanced scientificall
y but these people have pudding pops i think what would when tarantino do with a scene like this [Music] nice timing kill him too yeah nice timing kill him too i love it [Music] kim took off [Music] does the rolling help yeah maybe they should carry some weapons or something i don't know or use their eye lasers put on some under underpants or something has has any alien ever gotten a tentacle around his neck is this the first it's the first not like it made any difference it did go for the head
but that didn't help [Music] oh let the murdering continue oh what the hell tell the dojo instructors the man on the moon the only thing they didn't do was have a single tear running down his cheek [Music] you really missed the trick there [Music] did you notice uh ricky schroeder in the star wars commercials [Music] i think i've seen him in them yeah yeah he was probably evil then too [Music] what did ricky schroeder do no never mind yeah i don't know anything about it [Music] hercules [Music]
hercules no it looks fine here [Music] the lovely gardens outside caledon here city dwellers come to enjoy the beauties does she do anything yeah i received it was who's talking to her she's oh she's dropping she's dreaming hercules oh she's trying that but helena herc has a lot helena is i've said it before she's the most useless [Music] yes i mean no i mean what what you're out of your league newton uh excuse me helena what you want toot yes yes go on i wonder who they modeled her after like v
eronica lake or somebody like me i don't know i'll do it let's go that's far enough toots i'll signal herc right away oh that's right they've got their hercules built across the sky signal wow he's like disintegrating olympus oh yeah just did laundry again what's the trouble newton lots of trouble hurting lots of trouble all you have to say is helena okay is that why you sent for me but gotta break out the al green park said very sad well maybe you're right we all want helen to be happy don't we
come on speak for yourself hercules don't forget your stick helena why i i thought i i thought i'd give you a present today what would you like oh i know this is the kid's show wait those are two guys i know does he know what a parasol really is like did he see the bench and go that's a periscope that was his that was some of his old exit animation olympia okay let's see the kraken's down here i don't need that diver dan i'll finish it on mount olympus with a handle of pure gold okay it's gonna
fall down a tierra made from the gems okay what is going on here i don't know what is like can't you just go up to amazon and order whatever she wants i was wondering who that villain was going to be my throat every time she talks man [Music] take all we can carry newton okay it's just a walk-in cave full of jewels point [Music] the whole town floods the end yeah did you get them two hands so just buy her stuff and she's happy borrow your parasol helena i thought she wanted to be in love i don'
t get it is this the end is this going to end this way wonderful [Music] all right the ending is different yeah there wasn't much direction it's good that was unsatisfying that was really unsatisfying yeah it ended like that chris just ended the hercules cartoons monster go go right been more creative recently they really fell short this time yeah but he's always just like now he's just wandering around like having adventures once finley and diver dad nearly found out and that's what our story i
s really about okay she's just as like useless as [Music] goldie still has a puppy surprise don't be surprised if it's the same voice actress doing both since you weren't born here in the ocean you've got a lot to learn miss minerva why don't you explain the mysteries of the ocean now now pay attention well you see oh the mysteries meg the megalodon lives down on the merit the marianas trench we don't go anywhere near there jimmy hoffa lives really really close by what was that keep calm everyon
e see it's passing it was an underwater earthquake i'm sure yeah chris the land walkers chris wants the dancing skeleton it seems to be settling at last but i still can't see a thing what's that watch out for sleaze taxes yeah so he won't see it won't see the mermaid investigating the earthquake i'm waiting for it to clear up before i explore any further oh yeah this imaginary miss minerva you're always telling me it's much easier to see now dan look why why that wasn't there before oh what is i
t oh okay this is interesting it looks like an ancient city finally but not like any i've ever seen before what would a city be doing here at the bottom of the sea lost city by marx let's take a closer look where cthulhu lays sleeping [Music] what are those strange words say dan i don't know finley in fact i be sure to drink your ovaltine very strange crummy commercials [Music] hey hey hey hey just just finished just finish the just finish the the the inking we can go to pub [Music] meanwhile i'
ll explore a bit further okay but be careful dan don't worry he has to you know go where does it go it's like a still suit where it's all like all inside of that yeah yeah still seems like what are you doing yeah i'm now finna talk with your mouth full okay so minerva is going to know the language of the old ones what's happening it's a strange way a city here and what is this this is a copy of some strange open here just get [Laughter] oh this is disgusting i've never seen you so excited before
the inscription says the royal palace of atlantis but it must be true i mean it only looked like for an afternoon went home and sat down to watch some monster movies you know we didn't look that much i see something else here he who profanes the royal throne will die a long lingering day good lord wow yeah now we're getting somewhere not like a quick death or anything yeah we're gonna stretch it out for the whole episode if he touches the throne oh neptune knows what'll happen to him hurry finl
ey before it's too late you have a fish you have fins what's that he's already found the throne oh hello i wonder how he met his head [Music] [Music] what is it finley stay away from the throne it's something about the fraud looks all right to me it looks all right i guess i'll go sit on it [Music] that top step must have been a trigger for this skate well will i end up like him except instead of a suit in an ancient city dan is held fast perhaps this is actually this got real yeah still please
you'll come to dance you've got a lot more plot elements going on here than usual [Music] hopefully there will be a ghost fight between the the the dead pirate and the dead king of atlantis or whoever yeah court chris and the ivory are talking about seeing diver dan's face we've seen his face before not as clearly though this is the one where you really they really linger a little bit more and zoom in we're gonna have a lot of fun come on and join us [Music] well rocky and bull winkle reached th
e person with the most berry bush still intact but now it seemed that they were going to be stopped just inches short of their goal for when their friends the moon men slipped across the border without proper papers the potsylvanian sentry became so enraged that he raised his weapon and pointed it at our heroes hey now that thing might be loaded might be is loaded stand back rocky i'll protect you they got me goodbye rocky where are you going i'm going west where do you think yeah but you weren'
t hurt i'm not no look sure enough on the other side of the border stood the moon with his trusty screech gun well somebody got hit sure look it's the sentry he's been scrooched froze solid yeah come on rocky what about vladimir here oh he'll be all right as soon as he gets to the screw well how long will that be about 90 minutes cloyd that says years oh god oh so it does well that's certainly one on me yeah but what do we do with vladimir just stand him up who's gonna notice whether his sentry
is scrooched or not sure enough vladimir remained motionless at his post from that moment on and he was very happy tourists came to have their pictures taken with him he was written up in crime a potsylvanian weekly news magazine and he served as a model for every century in the passovenian army eventually he was promoted to general retired and spent his declining years in his old hometown where he became known as the pigeon's best friend yes there was no doubt vladimir was for the birds but bac
k to our story and he was conscious the whole time well yeah anyway we're out of potsylvania with a monster like being in the phantom zone turtle living with right away hey look down there a ship and it hated our wages could it be fortunately cloyd's aim was better than kidneys and he was able to persuade the captain of the smiles you can't do that rock this is government property don't worry bullwinkle i'm not gonna give them the bush then how the ding dong you're going to get them home moon wi
se that is look poor winkle why does the government want a sacred rocket fuel those we can send a american to the moon right so my plan is obvious well certainly it's obvious but what is it simple we'll make americans out of guinea and cloy and send them to the moon well great but how do we make americans out of them pay them red white and blue nope i think i got a better way rocky wouldn't have been so optimistic if he had known what was going on at that moment in a press meeting this is on a h
ill yeah well you see right now it's entirely too easy to become an american this bill's gonna make it tougher now what do you mean it's easy senator well all you got to do is be born here this large loophole has got to be plugged up well how will this change those pretty realistic plans for the moon don't miss our next episode the washington world or rocky off the record rocky off the record [Music] okay okay people it's time for us to watch this week's uh bad shows um and we're going to start
off not with a space nuts with something else i what did i what was i going to start with i don't even remember oh yeah i remember now yeah we'll get to that in uh in a second but first let me uh talk again about our fundraising uh we have our normal 100 goal our normal weekly hundred dollar goal which we've already raised 40 for thanks to uh ivory and uh chris and uh also a special 500 dollar fundraiser from for some new equipment and this year's uh corporate renewal because it's time to start
it's time for me to start shooting real video with other people again um it's something that uh i'm actually kind of dreading because i've just been i've just been marking time for the past year so i'm gonna have to come out of hibernation and get some actual meaningful work done it's kind of scary um yeah yeah chris says i'm gonna do fine i don't know we'll see um but uh thanks for being here everybody and please uh please donate when you can the uh paypal address is on screen below me here and
also it comes up in the twitch chat every five minutes or so as well as a link to our uh online store where you can buy a lovely uh lovely merchandise with the 50th street logo on them t-shirts uh uh cups stickers uh barbecue aprons uh stuff like that right there all right let's get on board game that's the point no um what i didn't hear anything yeah i i didn't hear anything what's that all right there it is there there's the link that came up in the twist yet so we're gonna start this week wi
th for millions of years earth was fertile and rich then pollution and waste began to take their toll civilization fell into ruin this is the worst century only a handful of scientists remain men who have vowed to rebuild what has been destroyed this is their achievement [Music] of scientific electric highly trained crew of young people their mission to bring the hope of a new future to mankind the promise of a new day log entry number one i jonah ruth samuel and adam are fully aware of the dang
ers we face as we venture into unknown maybe even hostile areas but we're determined to bring the promise of a new civilization to our people and our planet [Music] this was uh filmation's first live-action show [Music] entry 78 we're on our way through sector 49 area 16. we've heard of the existence of a village in this area where the young will be old our mission is to investigate this and that's just wrong oh i forgot who this was oh my goodness i totally forgot about this how old is she here
yeah she looks like she's 11 or 12. well yes why wouldn't i be if i could only trust you diana i thought the earliest i saw her was in um that a low-budget sci-fi movie from the 80s yeah it was from um he was this time traveling guy what when forget that old man tripped this is the one episode i had clear memories of branchers transfers the name of the she was in that but all all through my uh my younger life i i thought about um i thought about art too all the time it left a real impression on
me but this was um this is the one episode that i had clear memories of there's a reason for that but i totally forgotten about her i certainly didn't remember her ivory you're right that does look like damnation alley but um i've read about the making of that prop that that prop truck there and what a nightmare it was she was 13 13 in 1976. it's a 70 is it 75 or 76. it was before that i think it was like 74. yeah she was born in 50 and six she was one of 63. so okay yep so she was 21 when she
did transfers she's in danger where is she is on her way to our village you must stop what star trek sounds yeah you're right oh now you three stay here with him till i get back which they reused from their animated star trek series they always came up with a reason for him to use the jet pack i would i would just use it for everything you know i'd take the trash trash out yep [Music] it's a lot roomier on the inside than it is on the outside you can tell doctor who technology hey ruth this is w
eird picking up strange sounds what do you mean strange sounds like star trek here it comes again [Music] alpha waves and it's alpha waves like they're trying to tune me i think they did [Music] yep sam i'll be with you as soon as i finish this body scan that jet pack was not a prop by the way it was um it was an actual functioning jet pack that used to do in the mid 1970s it was you saw people is your name diana uh using them at exhibitions all the time like the super bowl olympics your grandfa
ther asked me to find you he said you were in some kind of danger i'm sorry he's been hurt omega can help you omega omega's our leader he can do anything i'll take you to him he's at the 7-eleven mm-hmm jonah dark too come in samuel do you read me oh man oh all that coffee see you bright and clear jonah go ahead i found diana as her grandfather he's still out yes yeah what did that nod oh he's good it means yes he's dead i'm uh going to meet the leader of her village see you later how go ahead g
o ahead okay helen hunt also appeared in an episode of a bionic woman a few years later she played a space princess with a little tiara she did a lot of teeth you get a lot of television stuff back in the early days it's blue again [Music] oh i have to i have to do this joke beijing mr hermann mr herman for the telephone call for you at the front desk i was gonna say is i wonder how many times this guy gets mistaken the the leader gets mistaken for the guy from that movie megaforce yeah are you
barry boswick no no that's not me that that was like 10 years later it was yeah but not not that long ago it was 1982 this is their first um their first live-action show they actually spent some money look how great these vehicles look sam wait adam damn but of course the the ark itself was just a hollow shell there was nothing in there i like the actors oh look they're having a lovely uh they have a lovely uh sidewalk cafe going there look at that it's a it's a renaissance festival without the
renaissance you see they've got the lovely wrought iron furniture that's a guy from megaforce no i'm not no i mean any of the older people at all why what was that ridiculous catchphrase from megaforce that's the way it is that's the way it is i keep forgetting that michael beck was in that movie too yeah i can't believe it this is why i remember this episode look at this device you are omega [Music] a machine did i store the money on voice [Music] of course so you're the big boss right you're d
arn right young and old were responsible for what happened they don't need a machine to think for them [Music] look how great this looks what about samuel what about samuel don't encourage it leave samuel out of this [Music] no that's the reverse no no hang on let me see what play we're doing here [Music] oh that's what the stick is for i was wondering why there was a stick going in there oh amen [Music] now there's a green screen effect bye yeah bye i'll definitely come back now that's the way
it is league jonah did you see samuel whoa it came right off what's wrong took off like he's in some kind of a day i just leave it there he doesn't answer i tried to reach you too but let's try him again wait did you try to wiggle the plug [Laughter] hey let me do this i was reading that um our two calling samuel this is the arc ii calling samuel i was reading the the biggest ham radio ever just this past week one of the astronauts at the space station was uh come on samuel let me hear you i was
on an ev was in the spacesuit doing something outside and the software in his spacesuit crashed and oh damn yeah he actually had a blue screen on his spacesuit software he had to get back into the airlock so the rest of the astronauts bring him inside do you know what they did mike do you know do you know how they solved it they turned it off they turned it back on of course yeah and he went back outside but three weeks ago we decided to re-activate it because we thought it could help us three
weeks ago and in three weeks it completely took over yeah wow why weren't you affected by omega it was the it was the dishwasher before so you know what was happening i ran away in three weeks it took over so the younger you are the faster you're affected that computer was built in the 21st century it's known as the checkmate model omega can it be deactivated yes but only we have this combination of moves across the chessboard around it oh well then we're home free well not exactly so do we blam
e kasparov or karpov for this do you even know how to play chess a little a little bit yeah [Music] oh chimpanzees [Music] something blows up off-screen not being burned to a crisp that could take me days there's got to be a better way there isn't all mega force move from one square to another in sequence you've got to move fast and you only have seconds for each move who's doing her hair i was thinking the same thing that's really good i mean not the same guy that's doing his hair or his hair l
ook it's just pink floyd just accept it i do not like to say this but my advice to you is leave your crewmate behind you cannot resist omega for long while you're in history wow that was a dramatic you know anybody behind there [Music] must who says that be so demonstrable two go yeah ivory somebody's flipping the doorstop that springy doorstop [Music] the annie scrambler's functioning perfectly the anti-scrambler [Music] okay pretend to land yeah drop is over here drop your pants take it oops l
ook out yeah it's wet you're gonna want me to slide give me my first move here it comes he's a pawn repeat king one is your first move wait a minute this isn't the proper chessboard how does he know what no at all yeah advance to king's bishop move right to king two it's just a step to the right now to queen three queen three he's gonna have to jump diagonal there you go her little diagram isn't a proper chess board either no ouch it's just a [Music] thriller king's bishop iii [Music] this is th
e workout man that sucks i think he forgot what he was gonna do there [Music] [Music] start a new life [Music] my sciatica rheumatism like her hair is great yeah wait now it's silver you have to push them in order good luck short man wait how does she know all this because they have they have internet on the on the ark she looked up the old manual [Music] stab jonah i'm going under that chimp up there [Music] it's funny you should say that mike [Music] fight him sam don't give in to him help me
sam at least to the dark side he's like i don't know i'll help you honey [Laughter] wow [Music] come on wow jonah can you make it to the final switch [Music] if only i had like a flying backpack or something [Music] yeah oh crap he's been like done hang on let the intelligent one do do this let's get to my utility chimp [Music] no don't pull it [Music] okay now you gotta give him a treat you gotta yeah yep why didn't this thing why didn't sing bicycle bill for two like i don't know he did it yay
oh get lucky [Music] what was going on over there she was she had a talk show going over here [Music] oh yay nah just shut down wait for windows 11 being logical right [Music] the animated star trek music i still need to show animated star trek someday how do you two feel a little wobbly wow what a mind blower we'll be all right thanks to you pal oh you're a simple-minded young man hi let's just keep you uh how could we get it over our freedom to omega so blindly we can never express our gratit
ude all of you have given us another chance yes second chance let's hope we learn from our mistakes this time [Music] okay we've got to clear out of here the mash needs to set it omega will never again be able to impose dehumanizing ideas on mankind young and old are important in our society neither should have total control over the other if we are to survive we must learn to help each other and work together just record your activities jonah yeah it's like you're not you're not you're not you'
re not jack burton okay [Music] [Laughter] all in the reflexes [Music] yeah that's not the pork chop cup express yeah well i think you can see why i remembered that episode vividly because just that visual of that machine with the the chessboard yeah and i totally forgot helen hunt was going to be in that i had no memory of that at all but we keep every time we watch something we spot somebody it it uh it never fails all right uh we'll be moving on in just a second this is again this is keith an
d mike at 50 street studios we're watching bad science fiction and uh we're raising money um uh chris wants to debate chess that was probably what like a third of the board maybe um the her little diorama it was probably wide but not not deep enough yeah and it had no sense but just not deep enough yeah it hit the center oh it wasn't probably about a third but yeah we're raising money as usual we have a hundred dollar goal like we do every saturday and we're at 40 dollars of that right now and i
've also started a special fundraiser for um these uh special items we're going to need i've set a goal of 500. um some of these things i can get i can order quickly and easily some things will take a little bit more time a little bit more money but please uh donate what you can and tonight at 6 p.m pacific i'll be back with uh episode three of uh throwback tv and i'm gonna be showing uh early jim henson early muppets work and most of it will be commercials he he made endless amounts of commerci
als for everybody you can think of commercials permits first one is kermit was kermit first on like the tonight show was that the first time no he was on a um he was on a five-minute daily show that jim henson did called um uh somebody and friends i forget what was called sam and friends the the star was this bizarre puppet with this hard this hard shell face um that he'd never used after that and kermit was one of those and kermit was a lizard at first um but then i'm actually glad i delayed th
e show for a week because after last saturday youtube started started recommending to me every old jim henson thing in the world stuff that i'd never stuff i hadn't found before i mean there's endless amounts of stuff um so we'll be watching that stuff tonight and i'll be winding up with uh at least one unsuccessful pilot that he shot at least one i may try to find another um and uh that's what we'll be doing tonight 6 p.m pacific uh the jim henson show and there's the uh a donation link that ca
me up in the chat there we're at 40 towards our 100 weekly goal and we have a 500 uh dollar goal for special stuff okay so now we're going to watch uh far out space let's who here another great a great theme too yeah who here has never seen far out space nuts who in the chat has never seen this i know ivory has seen it um this is the what we just saw arc two was by filmation uh far out space nuts was by sid and marty croft chris says not i yeah i figured chris probably hadn't seen it uh too youn
g for that and it's not a show that people talk about this was this came after far out space nuts came after land of the lost and after um and after uh sigmund sea monsters but before lost saucer i think i'm not sure yeah and it doesn't look like the other craft shows um chris says and i always feel like the shows with the best themes have the worst content yeah croft was really good croft was really good at making great theme songs and so was uh hannah barbera in fact you they proved that you c
ould make a memorable show just by having a great theme song uh the pussycats yeah filmation filmation was terrible at theme songs like that arc two thing we just saw they didn't even have a theme song they just have opening narration um well ximena was pretty pretty good man was memorable didn't have any lyrics it was just uh you know what yeah chris says he has seen liam's loss we're gonna have to show elena the lost someday too anyway let's get back into the tv room and watch far out space [M
usic] nasa commissary [Music] raiders i says lunch not launch that's a great idea yeah they always stuck with me too [Music] ask it's not billy barty no you would expect it to me [Music] and they got this like tony orlando and dawn music playing [Music] i saw one where john carradine was a guest star really yeah require it i will find more minds to control i will i will i will i will i will kill him looks like new huh [Music] maybe we want to open up a rocket wash hey junior yeah that's not a ro
cket that's a lunar landing i found the pot that's giving us the trouble that looks like the whole engine that's the part that's giving us the trouble let me have you fix it huh please let me help you fix it you never let me touch the engine no no no this isn't just an engine this is a space combustion system you couldn't possibly comprehend the intricacy of its components nor could your mind possibly grasp yeah you're the guy who pressed the launcher circuitry what are you trying to do trying t
o get this watch and we call it into the thingamabob near the thing i must say it really sounds complicated let me have a crack at it huh okay go ahead thanks look at that tremendous background they did tremendous miniature work and matte paintings on this show for no reason see these two pieces ivory he is definitely doing oliver hardy you're right i do pinch the winch but touch the clutch don't pinch the clutch to touch the winch no don't touch the clip clint don't touch the clutch or pinch th
e winch yeah okay but also you gotta match the patch to the latch you gotta match the patch the latch that's the patch to the left but don't touch the clutch or pinch don't touch the clutch you pinch the wing that's the patch the latch but don't touch the clutch and pinch the winch don't touch the pinch it's a cinch just do it okay okay let's see now um okay this is the first piece right that's right so it's got to go right there how'd you figure that one out well it's logical see the first piec
e and everything works from top to bottom so this piece has got to go on the top supposedly picked up the piece on the left i wouldn't do that why not because i'm right-handed oh now this is going to be very very tricky yeah why because it reminds me of peanut butter what's that got to do with peanut butter well peanut butter stick straight oof your mouth like this yeah see come on try it go ahead you gotta match the patch to the hatch alien super brain with world war ii technology i am register
ing the presence of alien minds online i'll i'll say that every time technology too yeah and the transporter they're using land of the lost soundtrack music here doughnuts bring me aliens to me that's leftover stuff from the original star trek you know it [Music] i must transfer their minds into my storage banks i must i must [Music] see look at this tremendous flying look at this tremendous model they built that looks great it's got that terrible um that terrible green screen in front of it [Mu
sic] hey give me a [ __ ] will you honk come on come on hey now that i've got the engine fixed we can leave any time barney yeah come here hit me a hand with this when huh oh sure hey up up up i'll sit on it brunch oh i didn't see that coming yeah nope come on let's go okay all right earth here we come that's [Music] [Music] almost sounds like what everybody sounded like to each other in star wars when they were doing the death star battle yeah [Music] a visualizer [Music] yeah well it's a good
thing that the machine explained that to us whatever he thinks of will appear that would be bad yeah the only thing to keep us here now would be a big storm oh great at least it's not raining [Music] well don't blame me i'd rather see it sunny [Music] hey what's going on here what is it what gives you got a headache no no he's thinking what are you thinking about junior yeah what about him when you when he thinks what oh the wind blows yeah when he thinks again lightning yeah and he thinks again
he waves goodbye no what things see oh it rains hey four-year-olds watching this it would be obvious when you think it started lightning and then you thought again and the rain started falling in other words junior whatever you think happened whatever i think happens go ahead think of something you'd really like to see okay you think of that why is it getting faster no i thought of chocolate okay all right all right just wait for it you realize what this means sure you don't like cream pie [Mus
ic] oh geez what's up [Music] why did the computer give junior the visualizer did it explain why did it for the laughs i guess the laugh track needed it i'll serve the laugh track you will come with us i suggest we all get out of it no no wait you're forgetting the power of my mind one cargo net coming up yep yeah power of your mind let's get out of here i wanna know what a macro feels like [Music] what happened to my mind yeah i've been wondering about that for years i just know that's great wh
o's it in service to gal [Music] what gal who's this gal a gal gal a girl gal [Music] with us [Music] i knew a gal like that once yeah well uh listen uh do us a favor uh just tell her to forget about it because we're leaving you will never leave gal is preparing chambers for you even now you will be summoned when gal is ready yeah but where'd he go where'd he go did he did he hear what he said did you hear what he said they're going to take out marx and you know what that means don't you we're n
ever going to get back to earth now wait a minute just let me gotta get out of here no no no no no no you just sit right there you let us do the thinking we already had you do the thinking just sit now listen there are no windows no fire escapes yeah those are measurements yep no doors swell you know who's doing the voice of the computer hey hey joan gerber got something yeah please freddie [Music] yeah who's in the costume who's in there [Music] pat patty maloney that's a great idea okay okay y
ou want a nice revolving door like that oh she was inside of uh and she's still alive she's 80 she's 85. that's it come on i'm sure she's just waiting for um space nuts reboot the aliens think they can escape but i will use their own thoughts to trap them and then my drone see this doesn't look like any other craft trail this looks like doctor who yeah look at this set isn't this interesting this way i think they wanted the parents to watch i think they would try to go for the whole like well th
e gilligan's allen folks wouldn't want to watch pogba this is the right way it's got to be why because there's no exit sign if you're trying to stop somebody from escaping would you put an extra sign where the exercise supposed to be this has got to be the way then you know i'm getting worried i'm beginning to understand him this way he has no idea what he's doing either obviously they're shooting this from different angles to make it look larger but it's still a really interesting scent how do
you know what's around the corner huh what should i know what if it's some kind of a monster within a big claw with green legs it's michael york come on [Music] oh no oh there's all the leftovers from sid and marty minecraft yeah are you serious with those stories of yours when you stop imagining things you know what the trouble with you is though don't you you're a fraidy cat there isn't a creature like that in the whole white universe now stop being scared i'll go first yep burning evil death
right around around the corner [Music] that looks like something that you would see on a on a t-shirt iron-on from the 70s why is there a blue part in the middle what is it yeah that's my boss jonathan hot he's quite a guy oh they found gal i thought there was going to be the way they stopped i thought there was going to be a huge kiss who's he talking to i think he's talking to where's this gal you keep talking about i am who said that the machine said that do you mean to tell me that gal is a
computer she is the controller well nobody's going to control us there's no way you have of keeping us here so who knows pathetic walls [Music] what are you gonna do with my little pal all thought on this planet must be mine you and your friends there's three of us i have special plans for you junior me why me i am intrigued with your thought processes never have i encountered such a oh slot look at that thank you i wish to make you a part of me cutie pie oh [Music] wait a minute do you mean to
tell me you're going to put him in there we will be as one we're stuck oh it's literally called a magnetic wall the magnetic golf switch do you think you can go ahead and try oh it's gonna be that easy see they didn't explain to us that that honk had these powers [Music] now come on let's get junior away from that crazy machine so those are their chambers back there don't worry junior we'll have you out of there in a moment try the confused i think i got it [Laughter] [Music] oh the magnetic wal
l switches right there so he didn't actually need to be on the pedestal you will not escape funny wait for me while i try to get my components back into working order hey what's going on i think this is the way out junior [Music] junior is that exterminate exterminate hey what's happening stop whoa whoa whoa [Music] what's happening to you guys hey junior is that you yeah it's me it's always been me okay that was quick [Music] sloppy script there will be no more delays wait a minute wait a minut
e wait a minute see listen um can we talk this over so is honk related legal or snorkel let me tell you about our about our ship huh the lx uh eleven richard uh totally a banana split if i require such information i will extract it directly when i absorb your mind into it's this big big machine kind of an engine and it kind of you know it kind of pushes us around all over the place for you that's the slogan that would have been on that that iron on t-shirt i was mentioning before if i want your
opinion i'll beat it out of you [Music] oh yeah the engine it appears quite primitive no actually it's a very complicated piece of machinery you see these he's going to do this is here it's the flagging with the dragon routine and make her explode this goes right on top because i'm right-handed now and you gotta remember to match the patch to the hatch and make sure you don't latch them much touch have you eaten peanut butter because you're right-handed no no because peanut butter sticks the roo
f of your mouth and make your whole peels are overloading my circuit well i do have to give the writers some props here for doing a callback peanut jelly you know how about orange marmalade on a hot tamale that's really good i must compute oh i'm sorry i really am sorry i am talking look i'll try to slow down yeah i'll start from the beginning start all over again nice you got to match the patch to the hatch make sure you don't touch the clutch or match the hatch the patcher much the clutch i do
n't remember exactly yeah there she goes yeah oh not the radio shack sound system hey you did it you crossed the circuitry she blew a memory bank we're free buddy look who else is free do [Music] oh this looks like fun oh they got this they got this uh it reacts to brainwaves pedestal from the local from the chilis [Music] the end i guess [Music] santa claus is coming [Music] this isn't nearly as catchy as the opening theme this program has been what yeah i hope so yeah regular before a live stu
dio audience the show has been recorded why did why did they need to say that i don't know well there must have been some like network requirement that year yeah like you could watch it again we're gonna play it again because there's only one season to fire out space yeah they actually got back to earth they did and then they left again yeah okay one of those they realized that they that that they couldn't they they had they couldn't acclimate re-acclimate themselves back to earth so they decide
d to leave yeah okay so they wait you know what i remember that now they they got their jobs again they got the same lunch jobs again and and pressed the button again i remember that they on purpose yeah that's stupid they're far out man yeah that's another one of these this doesn't have the doesn't have the the narrative cohesiveness as the bug as the bugaloos but what does really you know and it doesn't have the gravitas of lost in space oh absolutely not no all the pain the pain right but it'
s another one of those shows the the entire season all of that effort uh revolved around one gag i said lunch not launch [Laughter] and of course that's the one phrase that stuck with us all our lives all right folks uh we're in the home stretch here we got one more thing to watch um as usual we're raising money we got forty dollars so far today the the the daily goal is a hundred dollars and i have a special uh special fundraiser that i'm starting 500 goal for some new equipment that we need an
d some other things i think maybe later uh maybe sometime soon i'll do one of those 12 hour marathons because we're overdue for one of those i did i did three of those last year i haven't done one so far this year i remember i once talked with you about doing a marathon with nothing but escaped gorilla movies yeah uh i don't know if there'd be enough yeah i don't know if i'll find 12 hours of that or we may we may do a like a marathon of our favorite stuff or or maybe i'm sure there's plenty of
uh stuff we haven't seen that he could find anyway uh please uh please donate what you can folks let's get started on that goal i've got one more thing i want to show you i don't know if you've ever heard of this i do remember seeing this uh in the 90s i'll just press play and um ivory says john carradine movies yeah there's plenty of material for that john agar movies maybe oh yeah i'm just gonna press play and see if this looks familiar to you the name's brogan lieutenant broke for 20 years i
was with the nypd now well let's just say i've transferred to another precinct nope [Music] this is one of the last things that jerry anderson did and nancy paul who was in everything in the 80s who is who is the leads name again shackleford shackleford is that the character's name or the yeah that's the actor okay ivory says that she loved this of course ivory knows this [Music] this episode he's doing the space 1999 thing oh [Music] i do remember seeing one episode of this and being and being
freaked out because i'd never heard of it and the one particular episode i saw turned out to be really really strange and it was not this one ah she was beautiful violet eyes gorgeous green hair sounds like love yeah sounds like anime talking major lust here so so that's when i find out that our species this is what we're gonna be doing in 19 years they've got three sexes male female and other well we're already doing that two two three two zach leon drive huh nissim's apartment don't you guys n
ever go home got a job to do mr nissan protect and serve you know i call it protect and persecute you turn my place apart in the morning and then spy on me all night i'm tired of this why don't you just make it easy on all of us and stop selling black crystal you've got no proof i mean crystal this is harassment plain and simple well maybe you ought to file a complaint mr nissan well maybe i should drop by and have a talk with you guys up close and personal not with that face no the aliens are c
ertainly more creative than star trek we better cancel the delivery why this setup is perfect you can move it right under the cops and noses coughs are you involved with the police noses not to worry though you just got green hair don't bring what you do being beautiful yeah i got a ph phd hey about time meet you in the bay i'll be back a vault full of ill-gotten gangs and he stays home on saturday night and eats pizza scan the bike serial number hot delivery anywhere on altar guaranteed get out
of here why they dub him [Laughter] i'm surprised you're not looking at who that was oh was that who i think it was it's exactly where you think it was there's actually um wait wait to don't say it let's see if anybody else in the chat can figure out who he is that pizza was actually covered with gross oh wow [Music] this is not a saturday morning show by the way nobody's guessing in the uh chat yet yeah he was very young when he did it though mm-hmm wow it killed that guy whatever that was it
was the second it's a second credit i thought it was his first honestly oh no he did he did another show he was a parachute instructor in 2.4 children to tv series anybody have any guesses yet no i guess not we're not going to hurt do you have a name and a dress or anything i don't know i can't remember what's on the menu jenny mugging victim patrol 7 founder wandering around downtown and the kicker is she can't even remember her name any id no she was cleaned out except for this grab your gear
we got a code three in the heights somebody's whacked her tori ness them broken on haldane of carl for becca says no one's gonna guess i'll tell you is idris elba mm-hmm we'll see him again you'll get to have a good look at cream or sugar he was 22. cream no sugar i think we're not going to watch this whole thing because this is an hour long yeah oh there it is again dinner's still moving stop showing it ghostbusters music because you have to have that when you walk walk into a house i got a dea
d fish here dead fish oh [ __ ] baby makes three police come out of there the church police it's all right it's all right just tell us what happened i didn't see it it attacked those men i had to go that way stay with her she's being dubbed too mm-hmm well it is a it was a british show maybe they dubbed it because they think you know there's understand there's an interview with idris elba where they asked him about this show and he said he had a great time he said it was great fun and they dubbe
d him because he couldn't do an american accent and we've talked about jerry anderson we've talked about jerry anderson before he was really focused on getting american network distribution damn it everybody sounds like they're fair from the deep south right our double-sided special comes with an extra triple top i'm not ordering a pizza i'm investigating the major felony and we think we're investigating delivery guys is involved like i say that bike isn't registered with us we got no such bike
we got no such driver like i distinctly remember when mad max was on television here in the states they dubbed mel they pumped everybody's voice because they didn't think that people would understand an australian accent yeah even though mel gibson was born in poughkeepsie or somewhere around there i didn't know that i thought he was australian he was never he was not born he he lived there but he was not he was not born there i did not know that the gemini gang are making a run on the black cry
stal tray all across the quadrant there's dead crystal dealers from here to earth they're wiping out the competition on a dozen planets including outwards these green guys have a third eye in their forehead or something i think so black crystal at least maybe it's something like a blowhole or something and supposedly a single gram will extend a human's life three years three years that's very specific don't cover college but you know because he did couple will be like you know college and gradua
te school maybe that was a weird detail not that professional he left a witness i met mr nissan at the kafka club he seemed nice to take me to his place just to talk when the killer attacked what exactly did you see miss ambus not much there was a sound in the corridor mr nissim's friends pulled out these big guns told me to get behind the curtains i couldn't see anything yeah it's curtains for you understand curtains i heard them scream sorry it's all right sorry i'm sorry you're doing fine is
there anything else you remember anything you'd like to tell us just i wish i'd never come to damage the city well at least there's nothing as god as my witness i'll never come to the city again my home planet that's boring she's really southern belling right about now well for right now miss amis we'd like you to stay in town at least until we finish our investigation you can call me alicia if you want oh call me ray scared the way anybody would be but beyond that emotions i can't show with thi
s mask on that girl's lucky to be alive yeah i think alicia knows that only if you call me jack bye felicia how's our mystery girl feeling not very well she still can't remember anything and i haven't found a single linguistic match with the symbols on her disc doesn't look like any language i've ever seen what's your guess bezel well that is not a language these might be mathematical symbols of some kind perhaps it's a data disk hmm sounds like a job for our walking computron hey slo-mo come to
papa our walking computron [Music] that is the language of our people people what is this subplot about we remember who we are now we are the queen [Music] she actually did it doesn't seem like that much of an emergency not really what is going on here uh just a minor problem sir minor problem huh you know how much these rsa units cost fix it or i'll suspend them both of you for a month yeah what's a pretty expensive show apparently hmm each episode was like one to one and a half million dollar
s dang no thanks i'll just grab a transit and they filmed it in 169 super 16 film but they in post-production they did a 4-3 aspect rate like they cut it down there's no widescreen version or any even a letterboxed version of the show like thanks they wanted to future-proof it but didn't actually make it so that you could yeah what was that flipping that's what i like best about you never let personal feelings color your judgment really what else do you like about me it's a shortlist haldane and
it's getting shorter by the minute hey she's allowed dot to be dubbed yeah you're right it's the last minute of the second half and we're tied two to two i make it past the backs the sweeper the goalkeeper and i kick the ball right at the net and you win the game no way goalkeeper's a tarn use telekinesis to push the ball away from the net you know that ted shackleford guy reminds me of nick tate you know liz where you been dinner who's next when i was in space nick tate was the guy from space
nineteen nineteen australian guy is that a troll all the slang terms of the future past does an antarian have wings is that a riddle yeah see a prime elders and ozzy and i are headed for the lord whoa whoa whoa to do what matt a special project the two of us and ozzy and i we're working on it together you know building castles in the sky they've been out every night this week it's a big project bye does he have wounds on his head got three distinct wounds right on his head there probably an alta
rian you know tiger or whatever it's just his hair wow oh all right all right what is it palmolive doing drugs right there in the hallway wow eat them it's fine it's just it's vegetables and the ring doorbell caught them what's wrong about 20 40 genes are upset [Laughter] his parents live downtown at the corinthian commune what's a human family running in a corruption commune his parents tend the egg incubators that's not a good song you probably wouldn't want to sing the next two years till the
ir indentured service is up intentioned searching for incubators you know i knew dimitar was going to be different from new york but i didn't think it'd be this different oh this isn't new york that's i think he's talking politics at the at the dinner table there's nothing normal here what is that at least zil's normal oh it's only got two limbs ew that's it's got like a it's like a mermaid with hair you're singing a song okay rancid pizza hey there he is on this one someone took out him and his
whole gang who do you figure it was i know nothing about you that's so wrong yeah and i don't talk about it neither and i advise you to do the same yeah he'll never do anything else one and done yeah yeah we're never gonna see him again nope okay let's get on with it what what what is this show us the worms sub like pizza and there they are again don't forget the dipping sauce there you go that was just the way to to get their drugs across oh he is he is running drugs he is running black crysta
l wow cops would never think of that that's why you gotta get the clapper you gotcha we've only been watching this for about 15 minutes it seems a lot longer doesn't it let's establish the hell out of the outside officer why are you always on matt's case about his friends not all his friends officer brogan oh look she's been going yeah look she's streaming though from downtown what's a cooking channel look at that very well considering what well um the downtown kids tend to be more violent that
does it i don't want urban [Music] that looks like the alien from uh the last starfighter that was trying to kill him we got a double-sided special with an extra triple topping a lizard with black crystal on the side and a dead dealer on the wall looks like the same hitter that took out nism is still at work any leads the dead dealer on the wall tracking's got a lock on your mystery baby crucify him headed your way wow so the pizza guy is still driving away from the house that they found that gu
y quick and what it was like the next morning this is the police it's it's the next day and the pizzagate ground level that's so wrong chris is like the best voices in the world [Applause] come on come on team america [Applause] [Music] [Laughter] action of of star wars episode 2 attack of the clones yeah remind me to give it oh dang and now he's dead thanks for killing it appreciate that [Applause] [Music] i'm gonna become a cop and help people i will rename myself luther i know we had three mo
re payments to go that one production assistant they got to say yeah i threw a tray at idris elba's crotch yeah we've heard of mr suzanne if you never saw him how'd you do your job when he calls i go to the car park at the spaceport that's where i pick up my pizzas which you then deliver from a lousy tipper you had no idea you were moving black crystal hey i never look in there i have to watch pacific rim after this just to clean my palate let me guess you don't know who's knocking off all the d
ealers in town either right you must be part-tarn officer you read my mind whatever the hell that meant how's he reading he's a creep but he's telling the truth he's strictly an errand boy [Laughter] your ship was attacked crew killed at least he went out on a laugh slavery yeah after three years excuse me four years four years on andrew and you escaped you hitchhiked so the back lady stayed at the precinct the whole time yeah i guess but now it is over as soon as you contact our people we will
return home because it's been you know three days since megalon seven is very very far away megalon seven most of a calm call is rather high wait a minute i'm not authorized to make that kind of expenditure and she go to the suburbs and live in jet jag jaguar three like what how about a cup of coffee rodin five perhaps mothra eight has her queen ship lost in the ozone she needs a major psych workup she's rather sweet though she reminds me of somebody i can't quite place who though yeah except th
e books which one so we'll stick with it until i track down the one on the right what's the character's name jane jane castle level five access child what are you doing here can we talk a sec dad now i'm working oh yes that talk yeah the heartfelt talk music is playing dad i'm not really your son you're you're adopted what's the problem son mom says you want me to quit being friends with the nazi yup why mom squealed because you and your friend have been up to something all week and you won't te
ll us what it is that's right and i want it to be okay with you matt i don't like this i don't like a one damn bit i saw you two and the stuff you had now what is it i don't want to tell you what it is not yet it's totally palm palm olive okay i'm asking you to trust me you're asking a lot exactly okay you got it great thanks got it whatever happened it happened okay so there's three plots going on here it's like lost or something like hill street blues yeah okay listen to this alicia tell my pa
rtner what you just told me well i didn't want to bother you don't bother go ahead this morning i remembered at the kafka club where i met mr nissan he had an argument with this awful man and what did mr nissan call this awful man zanock do you know him oh yeah well the z it's got to be bad or an ex then why haven't you arrested him nobody knows what he looks like he changes his face as often as the rest of us change our socks and if we can't id him we can we're still supposed to change our sock
s they still have socks in 20 20 20 40. i did not know we were supposed to be changing yourself excuse us crap i know what you're thinking and i don't like it good luck brogan's alicia's reading their lips i wish i could help us nail it you're letting your hormones get the best of your health you really want to take her out in the field she's gay yeah chris dystopian socks what choice that we have zane exactly behind the other two murders their ties are pretty pretty bad one out there socks as w
ell blade runner guys xanax current base of operation is in this area xanax his name is xanax we got company he's aimed after a drug family oh joy those are dogs that's him the one in the green jacket he was the one that nissan called zanuck at the kafka club not for me stay put but jack right now he's looks like xanax got his very own pizzeria here yeah i think with live maggots there are way more maggots in this than i really was expecting yeah i do kind of expect it every once in a while but
not like all of it this show they had they had to hire a maggot wrangler kitchen technology hasn't changed in 2040. nope now oh okay ugh [Laughter] that was quite dirty and messy it was covered with maggots that they came pre-prepared scrubbing bubbles would not help there at all yeah yeah so you don't have to [Laughter] wow she just like broke up with him huh oh did she i was like making a joke about scrubbing bubbles and i missed i need to talk okay you were the only ones there yeah the girl s
tayed in the car she didn't see anything we think of the perp went out the back way oh is the green haired girl the monster establish if there was a hitter do i need to draw a picture we have no arrangements we have no suspects and the only fellas present at the crime scene are always the same pair of streets is he scottish or something mayor's office is starting to ask questions yeah yeah they gave him a damn sketch i don't know are you trying to tell us what happened we kill those two scumbags
get some results and soon know what i think won't matter well we're in a fix now big news flash from the map hi yeah yeah hi we're going to have to wind this up we're only halfway through this i'll try okay yeah we'll meet at once oh no what will i do with my day if i don't know how this turns out i want me to skip ahead and see all right see what happens say something do something anything officer beazle how do you want to handle this payroll deduction or credit oh his the actress playing his
wife interstellar dispatches what's in life force yeah i was telling you she was in everything the 80s oh my god yeah she was on cheers she was in the beverly hills hilly law this was her last role really were two there were two hollywood deaths this week there was there was herb tarlick from wkrp and the fabulous frank frank bonner was that his name i got some news and um it would be more appropriate john paragon zombie the genie but the the thing is you know that you know that uh just just so
excuse you're talking about him uh herbs the character of herb or maybe it was frank craig connor where josh weinstein who did the original tom servo got his idea of how to perform that voice was by frank bonner no kidding yeah he actually said it on a tweet i've never heard that before i've never heard it before that tweet too he's based his tom servo off of frank bonner no kidding i'll have to go back and listen to the early seasons transmitting and try to imagine herb that's funny but the the
the odd thing about the the stories about john paragon is it said that he died in april but they're only just now announcing officer castle that's possible i'm like that's that's weird not as weird as um let's see what was the don't tell me officer well there's this bag the tv show alice i'm trying to find a place for it what about alice well don't let it get out of hand the actress who played who is the ditsy one uh i i i know who you're talking about i can't think of your name um [Music] but
they didn't announce her death until the summer after wow is the other reason for that it was her wish to not have it announced until much later interesting interesting yep like okay there's make it two they're actually seeing video on we monsters played with this one enhance it to maximum available factor punch in a vector grid punch in punch in a random scientific sound between 20.36 um there was somebody else last year um that rapper named mf doom he died in like december but uh we didn't hea
r about it until april or something oh yep there's the there's her medallion ah that's crazy that's creepy yeah she um she died of lung cancer december 31st 2015. but per her request her death wasn't reported until to the media until may 24th of the following year hmm we'll never make it uh-oh oh whoa okay oh no okay well i'm guessing are you sure um like are you sure like this wasn't produced by uh like it was this was really uh a jerry ant yeah it was jerry anderson wow it said at the beginnin
g wow it seems very violent for him i don't know but he evidently i guess he was trying to go for he was always trying to do something more adult and get away from the children's program it seems like very roger corman-esque yeah you know yeah yeah yeah but anyway we're done we're done with that i guess i guess i'm glad that we saw that yeah that was kind of creative have her spin around and under her hair is that that bare alien back that was kind of neat it had like a buffy the vampire slayer
transformation special effect yeah which was cool you know you back in that reminds me like that reminds me back in uh back around 2000 or 2001 i i made a shirt i i got some white uh white paint some white fabric paint and a black t-shirt and i painted wwbd on the front and yeah and people would ask me what does that mean i would say what would buffy do right and she'd get her scooby gang right all together go to giles yeah ivory had to answer the door and missed and missed the uh the secret tha
t's okay you have you'll have to go back and watch the vod anyway i lost that shirt i don't know what i did with it oh no i guarantee you i would still wear it today if i had it um yeah anyway we're we're done uh for this morning i'll be back at 6 p.m pacific with uh jim henson with the the jim henson retrospective that we're going to look at and uh i'll be back next week with more bad saturday morning mike and i will talk about what we're going to do for next week so i'll see you all uh tonight
at six and see you again next week mike bye everybody
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