[Music] a [Music] oh [Music] n [Music] oh [Music] a [Music] n [Music] oh [Music] oh [Music] oh jeez sh something loose there all right a bit late and I haven't actually streamed for a little while God it's been a week it's always just just felt bad each time I've had to do it I felt like [ __ ] not sure why but today I didn't today I felt good I felt energized felt ready and I'm not actually running on a lot of sleep s but you know whatever whatever who cares um and yes I'm and what I wanted to
do was more twoo campus so here it is uh now I would have streamed earlier but OBS literally broke and uninstalled parts of itself before I started streaming so I had to fix that and then lots of things interfered with the installation and that took a while longer but I'm here now I'm here now let's go to the video game oh I'm still set up from the previous thing um ooh I don't know this might work better for this we'll [Music] see now as I understand it we only got one star of this University t
he last time I was here so we need to we need to sort that ah don't throw cheese at me hand me cheese so that I may devour it safely [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] students should keep learning for the rest of their lives most of you won't of course ah I need I [Music] need I need a jousting [Music] field [Music] I need more room give me more [Music] room what does this letter I have received say Lord blackard was very impressed by his visit to campus there signs he's even a little worried that
we're better than him he's having his night's practice Around the Clock horse maintenance all day Sonet writing through the night what a life you know I I've tried I've tried to do sonnets janitor needed to back when I was developing uh well back when I was developing just train is going to crash there is a section in it which is to do with poetry and I tried to write a Sonic several actually uh and honestly I hated doing it I just I I could not do it very well it was that was bad it was bad I
blame son it not my I blame SS uh I did however write a sonnet about how I didn't like writing Sonics which does hark back to old uh to to like old habits with my poetry writing which I did use to do as a [Music] note right let's build announcement the campus just got bigger adjusting field [Music] for [Music] [Music] what Felicity bell bottoms speaking for you the students in every sense on campus radio up next we'll be talking about power napping comforting dream or confusing nightmare find ou
t after [Music] this janitor needed to unblock toilets let put a never know when you'll need a [Music] bin okay just casting field done okay I don't need to do anything else yeah actually I think my head works best up here in this game I think I'll keep it this seems to be fine all right so do I have a level five that's level seven that's level [Music] five Battleground level six medical office janitor needed in research lab all right you need more [Music] [Music] stuff [Music] [Music] H how do
I increase this further needed to unblock toilets [Music] lovely [Music] lots of students struggle to get enough sleep that's why campus radio's very own Maggie watmore has been trying out the latest techniques to fit some much needed rest into a busy schedule give me the cat clock yeah that's right I've been trying out power napping the days craze weeping through campus like that fungus in the showers for those of you that don't know power napping or Turbo Kipping is a practice that allows you
to sleep on the spot grabbing some valuable rest time between classes I think I almost did it for a moment but then I realized I was 45 minutes late for a lecture but no yeah I actually feel really well [Music] rested [Music] H think I need something else to go on the walls yeah hang in there motivational poster that'll that that's good level four medical office okay I need to go a little little [Music] further bye cabet that could be [Music] useful janitor required in student [Music] lounge I n
eed something else [Music] visible poster undeniably seeable uh it can be seen [Music] oh give me a food groups poster that might be good needed to unblock toilets [Music] lovely come on oh I need a more need more [Music] the coat of [Music] Pharmacy oh so close just need a little more got a bit of wall space there got something I can shove on it janitor required in [Music] bathroom right yeah got it the place has been improved to the point where it's level five which means something students on
campus new [Music] romances can I make some more of these now the story of an arts college with no paint in sight [Music] Hugh yes the students at Fitz pocket Academy were supposed to be taking a class in oil painting this year but their funding allocation has shifted and so too has the Earth beneath the feet of their expectations I was lucky enough to speak to one student yeah it's a bit of a shame but it's all right I'll just take the class next year A Brave face on an even braver student thi
s is just another story of student funding crushing the hopes and indeed dreams of some fine art students all they wanted okay I think we're good but for now the funding has dried up and with it the oil paint well you yeah [Music] go yes beautiful bathtub statue Inspire Inspire them I mean it inspires me really nice strong statue actually like the water Ripples and things it's pretty good it's very [Music] nice well I've got a lot of room to expand [ __ ] into now [Music] now please make money f
or me University hey Mary it's University time doing some research on medicine over here uh the brainwashing machine over here uh is teaching people [Music] things yeah campus level up night hoay medicine get more [Music] [Music] well ah but I don't need to brainwash the students to be woke that's this is for the [Music] staff I inject what thoughts I desire them to have oh janitor needed in research [Music] lab ah yeah you're still learning that uh [Applause] [Music] oh all right got got some m
oney from that good good good good good good got some Jou training going on here oh they missed each other rubbish try again [Music] better mayor Tabatha windsock has seen countless disasters during her time in office who else can boast that kind of experience H probably no one Tabatha windsock you know what you're getting yeah I mean that would be funny if it wasn't so true to unblock toilets [Music] lovely probably need new more at least a little bit more stuff uh well we have someone here cal
led Chris tingle uh they get hungry easily they're gross and they're a Cheesy gobler maybe no zo bungle they move slower and they don't get the fuss maybe Rosy Thumper drink weak bladder dry mouth more fish than Whispers and Terry flavor they drop litter and they put put themselves in your [Music] shoes damn it that's the one janitor required in private tuition let's get a janitor as well Ross tornado Rose orange Aubrey chinwag Lila Factory Dennis delem and Tabby juggle wow Dennis De creme you r
eally are just the happiest person you're the happiest person you're got you're hired but I am going to have to put you into the brainwashing [Music] machine [Music] uh I've go to put you with the brainwashing machine so you learn how to kill un toilets yes tingles Rosy rupey land is a game I've played it I haven't played the sequel I believe it was only in Japanese [Music] new Point County Professor Hercules cheese waterer recently came under Fire after publishing work they found on the bus the
professor has now responded to the allegations saying inspiration can come from the strangest of places so true Professor you know I'm going to need to put like some drinks places in I think people are getting thirsty [Music] oh wait no this is the wrong thing let get a smoothie [Music] kiosk also coffee [Music] need some more assistance because of that now ah Vladimir CR they are trained in first aid and Library management but they move slower and are a loose cannon go to the nurse and get bac
k to work medical office is getting busy I might need another one uh we have Mandy hun Vince eruption Maya merang and Maddie puffing Maya merang you are squeaky clean and paid extra for delivery and you're very very happy you are now being [Music] hired I think I need to [Music] I can't afford to make another one just yet but when I can I will janitor needed to unblock toilets lovely honestly I think this Academic Year I'm just making money jtic toil yes let's schedule one night school class mee
ting your horse Okay so we've got some Invaders on campus uh they are being murdered by my uh brainwashed combat janitors announcement Intruders on campus oh [Music] no there must be be destroyed go my janitors slay [Music] them I think I'm going to just have this be like a residential block when I get around to building more of [Music] those [Music] Lord B is complaining that campus is a ice store let's make it more attractive okay uh prospective night school students sure and made 9k frequentl
y asked questions no I've not seen your frog right the Jou tournament starts soon I'm about to omnicure level [Music] two Omni cure level three project available let's get yeah let's get a research project going Lord blackard wants to find out amatic ancestors we l to part with some Kudos if we discover any details about this mysterious Dennis [Music] H let's upgrade the jousting [Music] track we've just completed a research project well done well done go Knights kill we have a blackard Invasion
still going on someone needs to be killed I don't know where they are but the janitors will find [Music] them all right we've cured things good [Music] good you've done quite out getting with my Knights alas still if we through it at the chance to improve janitor needed to unlock toilets lovely or can I bu the thing can I buy the thing can I buy the thing [Music] yes [Music] tournament students with medical issues should go to the health clinic [Music] come on you can destroy the blackards kill
them break their lances upon your Shields I hope you've taken your medication because it's time for the Harrison wolf show here on twoo radio toss them from their mounts wild trample over their corpses that'll learn him yo yo and hello it's Harrison wolf coming at you with the dlid sounds of the underground we've got a good one for you today but first I should probably turn some lights on fully enlightened radio ah good we've won this tournament at least guaranteed made some [Music] money ah th
ey are yes the blackard knights are dead I I'm really going to need to make [Music] that janitor needed to unblock booked a second justing tournament I might as well book [Music] another right now that's we should be good enough to win those other two tournaments which will be enough for that at [Music] least oh yep done student loue party okay now I don't have a student union yet which is uh probably an [Music] issue hello Nessa janitor required in bathroom I it it genuinely hadn't occurred to
me that that was the pun they were going for here can't do music there's no there's no place for them to to do anything there's no Student [Music] Union I need to ear [Music] bu oh there's a massive [Music] queue I really am going to need to make another one of those as soon as possible a lot of people so many people are ill what can I do to be more subversive and I say first things first you got to throw out that question there's nothing less Punk than asking for instructions you got to take ou
t the toy burn the manual and use the box to make yourself a groovy Fort that being said today I'll be dishing out some details on how to be a more subversive [Music] VI Jan needed to unblock toilets [Applause] [Music] lovely yeah you want to watch a film sure we'll set that [Music] up be [Music] [Music] C [Music] Raw [Music] w required in bathroom these are things I need to do just insert more knowledge into their heads it's totally [Music] legit as you can see completely legit [Music] and then
there's some Knights playing DDR in the other room you know normal [Music] [Music] things hold [Music] on hey roll with me here there we go breakfast is a concept you think it's real but it's just another lesson taught to you by the man in an attempt to structure your day oh yeah that's why when I wake up I like a big bowl of pasta and a tall lemonade take that establishment well uh too bad it's still breakfast even then lovely breakfast the break of fast whatever your first meal of the day is
it is breakfast even if it's at like 8:00 p.m. it's still [Music] breakfast [Music] oh the uh romantic movie is starting uh they seem to be having a dead a date with a crash test dummy students are reminded that the rain is a my thank you oh I've got the romances thing done uh this Knight is practicing wooing a princess of some sort or general Noble [Music] look I know it's hot but I can't make it colder look I got the ice cream ban go go get some ice creamed to unblock toilets oh no the [Music]
Invaders sta are reminded that dogs don't eat all right uh I have to cure three people of night's [Music] [Music] knee [Music] at jumbo we know it's our employees that are the big deal that's why they get the jumbo treatment let's get some rewards Mobile station toilet substitutes sip of milk leg rooms Dental surgeries additional headrest o and our famous data system analysis training program system or forab stabs I'm jumbo mcnell and I wish I worked here I think one of these is actually just f
inished and I can't do anything with it anymore oh I need another room customization for that one hm [Music] o nice give me a [Music] [Applause] [Music] moment [Music] [Music] okay I think I can let this sit while I spin the wheel all right I'm going to go spin the wheel not your home your [Music] home lunges all right I'll go do those see you in a minute [Music] right s [Music] hey [Music] hey all right back we go [Music] clothes are a great way to express your individuality some people go to a
lot of effort and I can dig that there was a time when The Wolf Man spent a lot of time on his outwardness but that all changed when I accidentally put on Miss Matt shoes the morning after a party and the compliments started rolling in I've gotten dressed in the dark ever sense just you the void and something that could be a sleeve or a trouser leg you have another another one of those maybe I could put a bench there yeah let's put a bench there [Music] all [Music] right damn making good amount
of cash students are reminded that Jousting is dangerous as well as mandatory fair [Music] enough all right those are still on go uh I've got another jousting tournament coming up oh you're a bit hurt your knee must be a bit [ __ ] and we do have a nurse in so you're [Music] good janitor needed to unblock toilets lovely right yeah I'm going to need to get more uh places for students to [Music] live but I think I need to improve the Cure machine so that they cure people faster cuz the cues are [
Music] continuing good we've cured three things but now we need to cure Knight's knee I like to do one thing every day that chills me to my core it puts the key in Anarchy or it's the key to Anarchy or something anyway it's important this morning I ate some chocolate mousse that had been on the counter for days was I scared of course I was I pushed the limits i' broken their rules they don't want you to eat the warm moose my friends isn't that reason enough frequently asked questions I believe t
hat smell is you all right success uh now both of those are going to get upgraded by my janitors who are trained to murder and kill but also to fix things and clean up because they're janitors [Music] uh Mary I have not streamed Evil Genius 2 I do own a copy I got it quite recently while it was extraordinarily [Music] cheap like it was really really cheap quite recently like it was like 95% off or something ridiculous so I snapped it up it's a thing I could do in the future [Music] I did enjoy t
he first oh right yes now the the the Redemption Redemption generative Ai and marriage well I'll pass that along to the captain let see what the captain has to say about those things it's me Captain George of the lighthouse once again here to talk to you about things to do with the sea although in this case specifically marriage and generative AI now uh I don't have a lot to say about generative AI because uh frankly uh it doesn't really come up in my line of work being a Lighthouse Keeper and C
Captain doesn't tend to involve much of that now marriage marriage does come up as you know I'm a captain and supposedly although I don't know if it's apocryphal or not we're allowed to uh marry people legally and even if it's not true I've done it anyway in the past and uh no one's said it didn't work so it worked uh but you know I did marry speaking of generative AI actually I did once marry two computers they got they were on the they were traveling on me boat to go around to go around like
a cape or rather and uh well I I I had to marry them see one of them had uh had uh generated a generated a little nent AI so well shame bit of a shotgun wedding that was except you know no shotguns that would have been unfortunate all right we're done get out and we're back uh yeah I I don't know either I don't know I don't know I don't [Music] know oh hey mtal uh was teaching people how to be kns as well as mry uh but I'm building a new uh a new bit for things uh [Music] [Music] toilet [Music]
[Music] students with medical issues should go to the health [Music] clinic [Music] right there's a new toilet today's Burger was topped with peanut butter caramelized onions beef patties cheese catsup and Mayo on pan toasted buns see now as a person who does a lot of look Research into Burgers because I want to get good oh because they want to get good peanut butter and Burger work good now I can't say if I've actually had katup cuz I know that it is actually not ketchup is something else it's
Sim it's not the same I haven't had it but that plus Mayo is a good mix I mean I believe if it's similar enough caramelized onions aren't my thing but but uh P's here and pank would [ __ ] love that for Authority I go home and early pan toasting your buns is absolutely a thing you should always do sometimes you should do that generally don't know up from down it makes things so much better have to listen to nobody should you listen so good where's the bathroom can I have a bite think about it ja
nitor needed to unblock toilets [Music] lovely oh and it's my phone telling me it is medicine [Music] time all right still building this [Music] bathroom that should [Music] do [Music] now student lounge party wanted no problem oh no every [Music] [Applause] [Music] problem [Music] right I can't the end of the Academic Year try not to worry I won't worry what's say to worry [Music] about [Music] oh God there's a big queue for the dragon [Music] Tower oh learn to make a better Dragon Tower please
there's no time left in the year I can't do [Music] anything all right Academic Year [Music] over end of year results are now available no un authorized panicking let's go what did we get [Music] hooray good load of student relationships good load of clubs Crystal tingle did the most research out of anybody uh yeah we're Campus of the Year oh that's a lot of awards woo that was a big pile of cash right [Music] ra now enjoy your summer I know I will the question now let's have a look at managing
our courses [Music] yeah let's just let's just have more of the night scho so I need another Battleground and another lecture theater those I can do [Music] put a Battleground [Music] here the summer break would be a convenient time for construction [Music] okay that's the third Battleground and now I need the lecture theater I'm just going to copy the one I already have actually no I'm not that's a very weird shape so let's not do that [Music] actually now that's easy listening the sound of tw
oo coting on twoo radio Ricky hon waxing the waves lyrically and literally on twoo radio why don't you listen to this next track and I'll take that pebble out misso thank you theat to attention your finger is not a toothbrush now do I how much does it cost me to build a new dorm that [Music] [Music] much [Music] [Music] janitor needed to unlock toilets [Music] lovely [Music] right I can add more beds and [ __ ] later when I got a bit more cash I can fill it in right now there's just one [Music]
bed you'll have to do start the new [Applause] year the timetable is not written in stone still we're not changing it the Rel of meat have all right we had a we had the developers of meat wizard came around and had a look [Music] okay W I can't afford to do any training leave me alone unless there's a janitor that doesn't know how to kill people no they all know how to [Music] kill janitor needed to unblock toilets [Music] lovely I'm sorry is that a uh first aid person called cubet Doom we've go
t breaking news for you I can't afford them radio a zoo worker at the gral B I've got to wait till I get money into the Gibbon enclosure it's being reported that they're not under any immediate danger and Zoo officials are currently negotiating with their gibons for the employees [Music] release oh [Music] no Ry [Music] Knights suffering from Rusty bulge need treatment in a medical office oh um I don't like that it's called [Music] that showering is might need another Dragon [Music] [Music] Towe
r oh can I AFF them now they've gone [Music] well I'm hiring you Bernie [Music] Lynx what's wrong with you Rusty bulge janitor needed to Rock toilets lovely hey made 15 [Music] grand let's build some more [Music] house [Music] I think that's the distance I need let's find out sometimes I get asked what I would have done had I not gone into the disc joying trade well as a young boy I dreamed of being a spy yes I pined for a life of international Intrigue and late night dinners at the County's exp
ense sadly to be a spy you need to be able to whisper and I just can't do it when it comes to disclosing secrets you don't want my persistent volume and Crystal Clear ination yeah that would be a problem in the Spy [Music] game okay cool yep that's good let's keep [Music] building students eating rabish are reminded that you are what you [Music] eat [Music] is [Music] janitor needed to unblock toilets [Music] lovely H now I need to wait for more cash running out [Music] again there we go God I m
ade 24 Grand yep I can I can definitely fill this out let's get it done we know students love roach bger and we've been looking for the right way to say thanks but we're just not there yet introducing the roach bger student meal it's the same as our regular roach bger meal but with a slightly smaller drink Here's to You students we heard you and [Music] thanks right that's that room now let's get started on the next announcement Intruders on campus oh no right put the [ __ ] bed in bed that's fo
r [ __ ] there it is uh let's get a desk in there [Music] [Music] cool move that across a little [Music] put the uh and uh I need more R get over there the campus provides health care for its students well it [Music] should okay those are going to be there that will be good and then also put H couple of hat racks cuz you never you never [Music] know also put that there cuz no one's getting Co on this campus hell [Music] no janitor required in [Music] bathroom [Music] there always slight offset i
t actually screws everything [Music] up oh what's going on with things uh yeah except happiness thing yep see if we can get some more applicants money student lounge party accepted you can have that that's fine please let me move this desk and we've got an update for you on the story of the zoo worker that fell into the gibber enclosure we're now hearing that the employee is rising through the given social structure fascinating stuff there's no word on what gibons are but I believe that a kind o
f probably going to have to be another [ __ ] bedroom I think creatures with whiskers and a big bushy tail fantastic not enough room I think for a normal for like two normal rooms so this will have to be what I do with it yep yep yep that's the way it [Music] is [Music] [Music] on right and now what this place needs some pictures of me [Music] train it's what all could do with lovely picture of me all the [ __ ] rubs pictures of me hooray let's get some [Music] bins bins are [Music] [Music] good
[Music] students are reminded that you don't have to ask to go to the [Music] toilet and some propaganda love [Music] that [Music] [Music] [Music] we're joined by Professor HH Carly banks of the PEB frog Sanctuary who tells me Gibbons are nothing like an amphibious cat what's going on heish that's right Ricky Gibbons are actually well they're land mamals and apes much like ourselves but with very long arms I you say will I never thanks for joining us Professor there's nothing I like more than b
eing corrected on air all right got the dorms done janitor required in bathroom meat wizard promotion all right nice to meet you don't touch the Hat okay the meat wizard is [Music] [Applause] [Music] here I probably need a second dragon Tower because of all the [Music] uh is that a thing it's an outdoor thing isn't [Music] it [Music] [Applause] students eating rubbish are reminded that you are what you [Music] [Applause] [Music] eat put a ferris wheel over there cuz why [Music] [Applause] [Music
] not [Music] and some swing set some you know uh a [Music] thing so I could probably put something here if I wanted to [Music] like cafeteria janitor needed indry oh no no I [Applause] can't the only I could potentially put here it's like a medical off it's like a private tuition room or [Music] something [Music] start a new [Music] project uh the omnicure oh and it wants me to train students train I mean train sta [Music] okay [Music] it's time for Chef Ricky's morle of the day you can buy bre
adcrumbs from any self-respecting Supermarket or interweb power replacement service but there's something to be said for doing it the old-fashioned way by all of you are going to get better at your jobs until it disintegrates into a fresh and Flaky nothingness okay it'll take a good couple of hours but boy is it worth it students are reminded that you don't have to ask to go to the [Music] toilet that's getting [Music] upgraded it's [Applause] chugging all right send my murder janitors off to fi
x all of that stuff up [Music] janitor needed in shower might need more actually might need more janitors again hello Pam thock habber Clive cator noral Burke Dorothy rubbish will huffalump and Bella carpet now will you have everything I actually want but everyone else has better names than you do so I don't know I don't know what to tell you but you are what I need so you are hired oh no rain Rusty bulge [Music] again it's a bit Dr outside please plan accordingly I think there was some sexy tim
es going on [Music] [Music] there once train it I could salort [Music] that we've got breaking news and a surprise twist learn how to be fast the zoo worker first thought lost to the diminutive IPS has become their leader they claim to have learned to love the Gibbons their way of life and their disproportionately lengthy arms so instead of going to work in the zoo every day they'll just be living there I suppose that's one way to skip the morning TR I I still don't have a student union can't do
that yet I think that's probably the next thing after upgrading everything janitor required in bathroom [Music] yeah I I want the timeline on screen just so I can keep track of when everything is I don't know why it went away had it up before all right I made oh that's that's some [Music] money upgrade all the justing tracks then please oh got a lot of training bits to upgrade as soon as I get the cash and I think that's the priority more so than the [Music] union because why would I want a uni
on students eating rubbish a reminded they might then say something like maybe we shouldn't be paying this much I can't have [Music] that the money is required oh the meat wizard promotion worked [Music] out [Music] oh got more money to upgrade things with [Music] uh go do that janitor required to install upgrade [Music] go well no one's researching right now right [Music] uh yeah okay you come come look with the things [Music] look we may not have like a union or anything but you'll definitely
learn how to be a night here and you'll be good at it afterwards it's just you'll be treated like dirt while you're here and you pay us tons of cash for the privilege sounds like University to [Music] [Applause] [Music] me Jor acquired in [Music] Battleground that genitor wants to learn things this is acceptable to me what do you want who are you you are Emily growl you want to learn I want you to [Music] learn [Music] [Applause] [Music] no learn how to kill [Music] better announcement healthy b
ody healthy mind I came up with [Applause] [Music] [Music] that hooray more [Music] money [Music] yeah maybe I could fill this area with the Student [Music] Union janitor needed in shower [Music] room my computer is slightly struggling with all this there's so much happening [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] yeah those all scheduled you're listening to campus radio I'm Maggie watmore and I just learned what this button does I'm not sure when I would use it but I suppose it's good to know one mo
re time yay hog noise really is nice just to have a load of noises just just available for you to use at anytime you [Music] need medical issues can interfere with your studies go to the nurse and get back to work I wouldn't know what that's like all right that's all being done that's finished that's finished that's still being upgraded that's fine is that Dragon Tower upgraded yes it is okay how much is a student union more than I [Music] have oh [ __ ] I could upgrade the lecton that's worth d
oing [Music] janitor required in [Music] Battleground yep that needs some picks and [Music] upen [Music] and I want to put the uh this thing there whenever I have the time and money oh no we're being invaded again kill them oh I've already killed four of them that was fast my brainwash murdered janitors seem to be doing rather well [Music] good yeah I do not need that heater absolutely do not oh that was a lot of cash okay I can afford the union now but I can't afford to put anything in the unio
n sois is [Music] system I can put this [Music] in that's most of the money but I wanted it and there it is [Music] made that jousting field a lot [Music] better H more money for me I can't read what this next segment is about because I've lost my glasses but I am told that that's quite ironic so yeah here's Hugh how have I got this here I've got some brownies right here I need a brownie I'm going to eat a brownie bag little brownies right here where one of the servers has lost a contact lens Un
fortunately they do believe the lens was lost during the preparation of a particularly big lasagna oh no they're asking every student to check their portion before they chew but as of yet no sight of the missing lens [Music] now M that's gone you'll never find [Music] it janitor required in bathroom [Music] assistant to the library thank you [Music] what's going [Music] on [Music] genitor required in lecture theater [Music] here's wand who'll be telling us the coolest way to get around the [Musi
c] county yes the bus is the new hot way to travel have you been on the bus it's amazing okay I fixed it huge cars I am I don't know what happened and you don't have to drive but I fixed it you can look at the scenery check your phone you know all the fun stuff you usually do while driving but this way I need a new assistant Mark Cosmic Rodney orange TIG fudge Barbara Iceman Stephanie patio and Richard quibble how get TIG fudge they have an iron bladder they Chow Down and they're squeaky clean c
ool let's get [Applause] him staff members are being trained good [Music] good I was mishearing that from a distance I was thinking it was like the ghost noise from banju Kazooie the campus provides health care for its students well it should oh dear right give me a bit more [Music] cash [Music] George your eruption your H also you're going to learn how to do private tuition [Music] [Music] janitor needed indor Now give me more [Music] cash oh rodri visit I don't know who you are but you're here
you're probably going to be disappointed in the entertainment facilities available in this University they are very minimal well not very minimal there's this lovely room filled with like dart boards and arcade machines and all Co are cool [ __ ] but it's not very big and that's about it that's all the [Music] is it doesn't matter how desperate you are no urinating on campus facilities oh [ __ ] the training pod can be [Music] upgraded someone go do that new to the crumly studed range chicken S
tompers take the smoothest natural chicken matter from crumly Farm's boneless chicken natural chicken B seasoning and a touch of traditional stabilizing agent and stamp you've got crum's chicken Stompers breaded for palatability they really could be anything uh just like Mama used to make also they apparently breed chickens with no [Music] bones just sacks of chicken flesh and [Music] organs just flopping about unable to move cuz they've got nothing to leverage their muscles against there's no [
Music] bones right you can watch a film you want one you can have one Library requesting [Music] assistant can't afford a student L party give me a bit of time actually no it won't be any time [ __ ] you might have to buy build build the Student Union with the [Music] uh with the stuff left over from uh the end of year from the award from the campus Awards but then I won't be able to upgrade anything much hey wait janitor thank you you spotted it destroy the [Music] weed just stuff in your pocke
t sure off you [Music] go janitor required in bathroom all right let's see if we get some more applicants based on the open day [Music] oh those Knights are getting to know each other Melissa marathon and Josiah clear godspeed You Crazy Kids may you not have to murder each other on a battlefield one [Music] day that's all from us today at campus radio as expected there wasn't really a good opportunity to use that button during the show so before we leave I thought we'd have one more go there you
have [Music] it h oh no we're being invaded again it doesn't matter how desperate you are no urinating on campus [Music] [Music] facilities I can't do that and there isn't enough time anyway even if there was even if there was it's not [Music] happening look I want to get that in too how much is a union I can afford the [Music] building [Music] janitor required in student lounge right the bearest minimum of a student union now exists a bar and some chairs and a table [Music] I need a lot more m
oney to do things with that room but hopefully we'll have that Intruders on campus oh no kill them are they here NOP they this is just [Music] normal that's still getting an upgrade omnic cure level three has been unlocked how much does that cost 30,000 each Christ students are all right that went well talking to you [Music] directly can't afford the stage that's really what I [Music] need [Music] nothing I can really do with that [Music] now there's no time I cannot do [Music] it [Music] end of
year is approaching it's too late to start trying I've definitely seen people get into that kind of trouble when I was at Uni I on to some serious [ __ ] by just not doing things [Music] 98% student happiness Jesus not sure I'll have to work for [Music] that all right end of year let's [Music] [Applause] see all right 100% pass rate cool uh yeah academic [Music] Excellence yeah people like each other at my unique uh people like being in the Power naap Club I guess the only one I've got but peop
le love being in it and we've got the campus of the Year all right the summer is a good time to relax and prepare for next [Music] year just nights partying in an empty room it's like I just need a ballpit and then it's Dash con right um no I can't build a ball pit I know you someone will [Music] ask [Music] the academic year is now [Music] [Music] over [Music] [Music] e [Music] [Music] janitor needed in staff [Music] room just what everything needs a picture of me between the romantic dinner ta
bles Election Day special we'll be talking all things mayoral as twoo County approaches another important day in its history and indeed it's future get in touch to tell us what you're thinking all right that's all I can put in there for now who will be the next mayor of twoo County you decide don't need anything let's see what happens if [Music] I all right get going oh I must admit I was little taking a back by your treatment of poor Lord blackard didn't expect you to so gleefully humiliate you
r nearest neighbor but as suppose all is Ren Renaissance Fair in the realm of night school [Music] school okay well got some more money and I've unlocked action films and a grand Jou before I have to win to continue that right a level students graduate that's not going to be a [Music] problem that might be harder but campus level 20 doable doable I'll work on it average student happiness quite low maybe I want to put more campus stuff more more more things and stuff um no I need stuff in [Music]
here give me stuff I want to put stuff in here announcement the timetable [Music] [Music] [Applause] today's proceedings if you missed it Mr McNelly finished a ruing 12-minute display with a story of how he once took a modest pile of chain from his father and turned it into an impressive lunchtime spread featuring sandwiches crisps and sausage rolls oh now that is impressive o that's much nicer [Music] I like this place yeah that [Music] [Music] works showering is technically but not socially o
ptional upgrade the omnicure cuz I've got the [Music] cash [Music] oh hell yeah I've earned 10 million doll from oh no I earned a million dollar from rent and had 500 students move Inay [Music] let's have the happy eater [Music] thought God happy eater I remember happy [Music] eater janitor needed to unblock toilets lovely hey we got a club that I haven't done anything with let's have [Music] them [Music] well someone people can join the nature club and then I'll eventually be able to buy things
to put in the nature Club So currently our two clubs in this University are sleeping and nature [Music] this from Michelle and smuggle I spoke to Mayor wio after a Q&A once and told her that I'd written her a letter she said that she remembered reading it but I'd never sent it to her so what did she break into my house or is she like telepathic but just with post what a lovely anecdote Michelle and aren't we lucky to have a m that's willing to go above as well as Beyond hey the cheesy Goblin wh
at are you doing [Music] here oh is it the happy event is that why you're [Music] [Music] [Music] here so the happy event is they order lasagna and the cheesy Goblin dances for their [Music] Amusement [Music] okay [Music] hey get more happy you [ __ ] whoa that's a lot of [Music] cash let's upgrade the other Omni [Music] cure let's get that done right now I think what I'm going to need to do to get myself up to campus 20 is it the end of this Academic Year oh okay yep they want a topy somewhere
sure thing you can stare at that topy all [Music] day [Music] enjoy teacher needed in private tuition room [Music] [Music] one yeah so what I'm going to have to do I think is when we get to the next uh educational year I add a new course upgrade it a little bit and then build all the rooms needed for it and hire all the staff needed for it and that should bring up my campus rating what I'm going to have to do for now is just keep things rolling for the time being [Music] [Music] okay [Music] wha
t you could do with here is more pictures of Me by the evil green Cruiser from the Bay of gravy to the giblet caves this once succulent land has been turned a putri green there is only one who can save us now meet wizard explore a world world of Legend and lamb chops in meat wizard Return of the salami sorcerer only on the bungle button Master will the games be [Music] happening you know this place could do with more pictures of me required in bathroom [Music] [Music] all right that's some more
cash I'm got much to do with it which is good I can save it for the inevitable huge amount of money I'm going to have to spend come July all right booking an event at the Union uh let's hire some star janitor required for grounds keeping thank thank [Music] you Noel Doom you've been [Music] hired naughty kilminster you've been hired also you're the best I love you [Music] [Music] [Music] attention your finger is is not a toothbrush all [Music] right oh we've got no project going [ __ ] the wrong
manners there's been more speculation the nightly decree of essential etiquette the most important document on shiver behavior that it was what analyze the old script and decipher if we've been using the wrong fork for centuries h what if though I made the Le turn better student lunch party sure thing it's election day here in twoo County who else remembers the year they tried to hold the election through a bungle made phone application it's amazing to think that we'll never know whether the ap
p didn't work or if no one voted that year that's the mysterious Wonder all right see you later techology anyway here's hoping that this year we'll get some vs [Music] in oh we're being invaded again oh well it's the way it is and the meat Wizards [Music] here janitor needed to unblock toilets [Music] lovely [Applause] [Music] I'm going to make you learn comedy by injecting it into your [Music] brain janitor needed in research [Music] lab I see you need more combat dummies in this place Intruder
s on campus oh [Music] no yeah that should make it easier for you you get training off you go anybody else having a problem like [Music] that yes apparently [Music] janitor needed to unblock toilets [Music] lovely made $35,000 woo [Music] do wonder why it's dollars though and this is clearly a very very British [Music] game developers of meat wizard were happy with the recent promotion they wish just a gravy soaked today and hope we get the t-shirt that they sent us we but you know could they ha
ve been better I think I speak for every when I yes they thanks for your T Jeffrey white [Music] words maybe you shouldn't be treating somebody while you're upgrading the [Music] machine maybe that wouldn't help all that much janitor required in [Music] bathroom oh [Music] concert [Music] Dam [Music] [Music] janitor to fix Omni cure oh mayor bolog Mia Boles and cool beetroot oh just starting their lovely new relationship how [Music] [Music] nice you know what there is something I can do now jani
tor needed in medical [Music] office no I want the room I want to click the [Music] room thank you schedule the grand joust old brot had retired from Jing due to a lack of suitable competition but with the rise of night school in the county he's Keen to get back on his horse [Music] huz the wiing hour is almost here if I win that that's that's one of my objectives up legislative excitement but while we wait for the final I don't have a I don't think I'll have a problem with uh the student gradua
tions but he never decides his vote until he's in the booth giving that fateful cross to whichever candidate has the funnier name just go to sure we're all a bit of method and all a bit of Madness right that's [Music] a y you want to watch a film not a problem student union party sure janitor needed to unblock toilets [Music] lovely well let's get a janitor I can afford [Music] it Victoria Cloud you have what I need except the [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Music] but they could be oh caree
r goal uh the county sold as profession it's somewhere in the top five it's still popular today it's not all flag oh oh the the thing didn't work well I heard it you want the captain to talk about sex come okay well I'll pass that along we'll see what he makes of that questions I believe that smell is [Music] [Applause] [Music] you oh I what this note I've got a here sex come oh god oh no all right all right all right then did any of you know hold on I'm trying to get me facts right before I bef
ore I uh get them out I'm actually trying to be actually factual right now there we go did you know that a single ejaculation from a blue whale has enough protein for a human for an entire year do not ask me how I know this let's just say there were some days where food was scarce and we had to make do and that's all I'm going to say about that all right we're [Music] back all right well uh that is the last redeem for the day of the captain it cannot be redeemed again but I have also now learned
from the second redeem that the visual aid does not work the V the visual show up of the lighthouse does not work on the second redeem so I have to figure out why that [Music] is students eating rabish are reminded that you are what you [Music] eat [Music] right what's going on uh March is the and Ja okay that's when we might get another one of our Victory conditions if our students are good enough which I bloody well hope they are party party at the union oh God that I need another bar I need
another bar I need another bar uh Jor needed IND [Music] [Music] [Music] Dorry okay some darts by the bar that should do be [Music] okay cues were a bit silly yeah no justing is we're teaching [Music] jousting despite the rumors the campus grounds are not a [Music] toilet oh you want to learn something who are you Lauren Doom you want to learn something Lauren Doom all [Music] right you may learn how to make things better more [Music] yes there's a words that I said with my [Music] mouth oh sad
they're all on their own janitor required in [Music] bathroom oh well there's still a queue for the big dragon [Music] Tower do I need another Dragon Tower where would I even put [Music] it I don't think there's anywhere for me to put a dragon Tower [Music] tennis courts I don't think we need that that could be destroyed and turned into a new campus Building [Music] or oh actually that's the only spot left [Music] okay this is cus radio the radio station by students for students with students an
d so on we've got a fantastic show coming up for you today some of you might don't like it but that's really on you quality Grassroots radio coming right up students eating rubbish are reminded that you are what you [Music] eat all right need to H some assistance to get all those going right we've got Cooper Jazz Aussie fluff who I think we'll do just fine and Barry thump Jules Blazer hens eruption Holly scream who is a [ __ ] good nurse holy [ __ ] [ __ ] you're getting hired but for now you're
selling food and drink um actually I'll get one more janitor required in bathroom Barry thump you're hired as well good good let's hire a new teacher Fabio peppermint Raj power Cristiano Pond and tarquin latrine [Music] uh Raj power you are you are [Music] h and Raj power you will also be taught how to do private [Music] tutoring despite the rumors the campus grounds are not a toilet all right we're at level 18 campus that's pretty good right we've still got people learning how to make a better
lecture lecturn then we just made $224,000 that's [Music] nice he says having never really like it feels like every day we talk well no I have I have in the past some of you must think I actually really like her approachable brand of Tor tap and pop music definitely good Alex Mal you want to learn she actually has a record from the early days of her career that went by the name of dung beetle jeree sure you've probably never heard of it but it's worth your time if you're willing to find the rar
e and badly produced demos online learn to be fast it's unconventional and I think criminally underrated [Music] that's going on that's all fine oh they've changed the territory to different they're now [Music] blobs blobs a previously not that shape I guess the uh nature Club the nature Club did something about [Music] it cuz what's more natural than making a bush into a perfect into like several perfect spheres that's definitely something that happens [Music] naturally [Music] oh someone's Hur
all right that's fixed that's still upgrading Grand tournament is soon these people are also [Music] hurt that is unmanned oh now it's [Music] manned let's just let him get on now shall we not much to do other than wait see how the J [Music] goes oh the medical office is getting busy again do I need to make another medical office I think the answer is yes janitor needed in research [Music] lab [Music] okay that is another medical [Music] office it's time for a book review here's muggy on a rece
ntly released biography the grand tournament be good oh no rain rust bulge this week I've been reading Jasmine my Odyssey by Jasmine Odyssey it's just amazing for those of us that feel like we've known who she is for well ages really just to hear all about what that's like from her and those talented talented ghost riters weather report oh look it's raining all right naughty Invader die be killed melt them with acid campus Intruders please not come [Music] in [Music] wow someone got hurt just fo
r standing around to be fair I [Music] would right how's the grand tournament going no one seems to be doing anything that person has an ice cube for a head why what's wrong with a brain freeze oh [Music] no the joust is starting now huzzah all right get going come on do it do something [Music] anything [Music] unfaced by the past few hundred years of TRS Lord blackard kept the fires of Knighthood burning when no one else could be that bothered he can be found barely laughing at sausage dogs and
Jou ing himself in the early hours [Music] Ro new from smell my cash being a student is hard enough the least we could do is give you loads of money that would be my cash for students yeah sure you have to pay it back but that's future use problems yeah oh we won how we didn't do anything [Music] fine I'll accept [Music] it the campus provides health care for its students well it should well it does we made sure kill them rust their bollocks [Music] off [Music] you seem to be doing all right ha
ppiness isn't great right now but oh I need to upgrade this leum janitor needed to install upgrade thank you good oh we should probably start some new [Music] research all right money and kudos for fighting off all of the blackard knights hey dragon [Music] not even more money [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] hooray showering is technically but not socially [Music] optional all right get as happy as we [Music] can I know I've got what I need for the third star but that that Quest ha
s been sitting there for ages and I want it done although I could just junk it I don't need to do it not really wizards but does that mean that I love the video game franchise meat wizard not necessarily there's just something so complex about modern games and it doesn't sit right with me they just can't compare to the charm and Fus of vintage games like CJ spotter the fire breathing OT where you only had two actions jump and sneeze for me it's still the Pinnacle of sneezing in games huh are the
re any games out there with sneezing is a major [Music] mechanic that's a thought [Music] H despite the rumors the campus grounds are not a [Music] toilet oh need some janitors do we Angus rancid you're getting hired [Music] uh who else is getting hired we've got TIG Dickens Lucy oine Ruby pillow fredwood bog Donald mullet and Kylie buns let's have Ruby [Applause] pillow make sure we train the janitor who doesn't know how to murder into [Music] murdering your body is a temple and you wouldn't fi
ll a temple with crisps yes I would I'd do it I'd fill a temple with crisps in fact right now opens [Music] Gra [Music] here get rid of that bag it started flying at my [Music] face students with medical issues should go to the health clinic [Music] [Music] what I oh I I spotted it briefly someone wanted to learn but I didn't see who it was oh shame oh well I'll keep teaching this janitor how to [Music] kill which honestly is all we're teaching anyone [Music] here like one of the most important
duties of a night is to murder everybody your law tells you to kill and anybody who like threatens your Holdings kill them absolutely definitely kill them and if any peasants get a bit up te kill that you got to learn how to kill more than anything else killing it's the duty of a kn [Music] there you are burnard bam Sho you want to learn very [Music] well learn how to be happy I'm going to inject happy thoughts into your brain students eating rubbish are reminded that you are what you eat let's
hire another [Music] assistant Kenington Rambo I can't afford you yet but I want you it's the Harrison W show baby all right I'm about to get paid [Music] though hey this is Harrison wolf and thanks for stopping by today we're going to be talking about a subject that's near and dear to my heart the one thing you need when things are getting hairy you hear something funny outside or you just hiding from the Milkman that's right today we're talking Panic [Music] rooms [Music] he oh inspection's go
ing [Music] on showering is technically but not socially optional wish some people told people that back in the student [Music] days [Music] good God the people who sometimes [Music] encountered there was just one guy he went everywhere in a freaking bath robe like everywhere well the blackout visit was good like we tried to get them to stop it doesn't matter but they started but then they started like submitting complaints to the union that we were persecuting [Music] him [Music] Ratched awful
[Music] you know back when our in our school the uh Society the union the student society that was to do with video games ended up rarely doing jack [ __ ] and all of their events ended up being propped up by those of us in the like tabletops crackers FL bottles of water General nerdery Society we had we had to basically do their [ __ ] for them they would keep a bowling ball in my Panic Room I find it's the perfect place to practice which led to a lot of good days with like hooking a PS2 up to
shoot one to a to a big monitor in the bar and everyone playing like marous Capcom 2 I was terrible at it but I had a I had a setup that I enjoyed uh they were all rubbish well no they weren't all rubbish like in NBC too you had to pick a like a tag team of three characters uh and uh well I didn't make the best choices but I made the choices that were for me they were what I wanted in that my typical thre person team was uh Dan from Street Fighter showering uh the worst awful Dreadful uh serve b
ot from megman uh also a dreadful character very awful but they were very small so they could get away with some stuff and then uh Sentinel from X-Men big robot that character was extremely powerful but the thing is I still wasn't good at fighting games so I wouldn't really win I wasn't good at fighter games and I picked two characters who were deliberately [ __ ] like they were designed to be [ __ ] on purpose hly Rhymes wants to learn very [Music] well it doesn't matter how desperate you are n
o urinating on campus facilities stuff just love being brainwashed don't know what it is about it don't know what they love about it but they keep coming back for [Music] more [Music] now when it comes to so by Nature club we mean naturist Club that's what we're talking about I can't see you you can't see me also that is a I like to keep things as low suggestive Bush I'd recommend strategically placed strings attached to some Bells you hear rain and you got yourself a visitor well of course some
times I'll assume some of these people are not cowards and we'll make use of it if you want to get real crafty just leave a load of rases in your yard no one suspects a rake in the yard but you'll hear the sucker when he steps on one and takes a handle to the chops [Music] ouch [Music] students eating rubbish are reminded that you are what you [Music] eat ooh NE chest [Music] let's have some of [Music] there not sure if that's approved anything oh mix it up is not doing anything again [Applause]
[Music] wonderful well thanks for subbing anyway questions I believe that smell is you it's lovely to see you announcement Intruders on campus oh no oh well got to Kill The Intruders again go my brainwash janitor Army of killers and murderers go I have been explicitly training every single janitor to be able to [Music] kill [Music] yep that's gone well train staff members that's happening research is still going on there oh God I think I need another office of that I think I need have a drink I
did say I could put one in here so I think I will and I have to have a drink that's fine students are reminded that you don't have to ask to go to the toilet [Music] I have to get a drink it's cross the [Music] r have a fre r [Music] whoa is that it can't be new from cheesy gobbins one big gobbin out of your dreams and into your [Music] mouth oh anyway it looks like they wanted [Music] another another private tuition [Music] room [Music] [Music] oh [Music] [Music] [Music] is hey if I really nee
d to I can move that up and then put another one [Music] in I do not know what you mean by round meal but I am curious janitor needed in medical [Music] office [Music] here's a question from Gyro in Duckworth what is some of your favorite Panic Room pastimes thanks for the question gyro I find that you can have a lot of fun with a little bouncy ball in fact one time I was bouncing lost track of time and I turned out that I've been doing it for 16 hours I went cold turkey after that meaning I was
hungry and took a turkey sandwich out the freezer [Music] turkey if I had just eaten crisps turkey would sound great also I don't have any turkey the academic year is over oh looks like I'm need to get some new things for next [Music] year to the [Applause] awards 19 graduated ah academic Excellence good good lots of student relationships lots of clubs ly kilminster has learned a lot of things and with the campus of the Year cool the yearly results are in wow didn't we do well okay now I'm goin
g to need a jousting field and a Battleground for next year so uh time to build time to buy [Music] this [Music] the academic year is over students must vacate the campus I need a bit more money than I have this is going to be [Music] [Music] annoying [Music] [Applause] [Music] oh we've hit campus 20 just from me having the uh just got bigger not necessarily better all right now I need a j asting field and a Battleground can't afford the Jing field but I can't afford the [Music] ground here's on
e for the more advanced panickers amongst you it's important to be one one step ahead what do I mean by that well you could do a number of things you could have a trapo for sneaky getaway you could install your Panic Room in a Hall of Mirrors or and now I'm out of money do anymore out for lunch uh they will know what to tell them Zoe what what did you just [Music] do that that ain't yeah yeah that broke that broke real [Music] bad let's just make night school better I [Music] guess the summer is
a good time to relax and prepare for next year and I'll just have to hope that yeah I know I don't have enough oh I should have got alone what am I doing I'm an idiot [Music] it that's what it's there [Music] for thanks twoo bank now to build a jousting [Music] [Applause] [Music] Arena [Music] the timetable has now been published schedule your lives [Music] accordingly [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] let's take one more question before I'm good up her
e here's a good one un party would you recommend for the furniture in your Panic Room well you can't go wrong with Oak that baby's a classic for a reason me personally I like a maple it's heavy and I like the added water resistance plus it's fun to say I'm going to look at this round meal students should check in before trying to wow round meal this round [Music] [Laughter] is that on your mind cuz it just came out of Blu-ray [Music] recently [Music] well I I also got it recently so fair enough
liary request oh it's not it's not a fast story it's a it's a slow burner but it's well it it it thrives on its atmosphere I quite like it also it features a lot of people dying due to their own due to their own uh problems pretty much everyone snuffing and just and pretty everyone just eating it cuz they're [Music] flawed [Music] honestly that's how I prefer to watch Doctor Who anyway don't have to ask I I just watch the whole story just all the episodes at once hell I've done that with trial I
was I I want I want okay I actually decided to watch trial of a Time LA with a friend once um and uh I decided and I wasn't going to watch all of it in a row that wasn't the plan but they got so invested that they went no we're going to keep going I was like okay all right and then we watched it and then we kept watching it and then we finished then we watched the whole thing [Music] yes it was it is an entire season yes yes it [Music] is attention your finger is not a [Music] toothbrush I like
trial honestly it has its problems it has flaws but on the whole I think it's a good [Music] package yeah no absolutely it could have been a lot better than it was but I think what really spoils it is the last episode all head off to build which well we know it had issues radio so Harrison can come along for the ride now I I know what you're thinking but Harrison can't they TR what what's happening over there the answer is probably yes but the Harrison wol show hey risk happy hiding listeners H
ello nice to see you [Music] here please enjoy this incredibly phallic [Music] Bush there's no one in here there needs to be someone in [Music] here [Music] [ __ ] Dan wielder baby oh muffin you're getting tired but I'm also going to teach you how to do private teaching using the brainwashing [Music] machine the campus provides health care for its students well it should [Music] anyway yeah the frame rate of the game is not doing well with all of this all of this [ __ ] going on and I'm not real
ly willing to [ __ ] around with graphic settings to try and tone it down right now cuz I think it's I think it's a CPU thing more than a GPU thing there's just a lot happening all at [Music] once yeah it's really tasty janitor needed to unblock toilets lovely oh no the night make get wet and develop Rusty [Music] bulge right it's a bit drizzly outside oh the justic tracks can be upgraded all right oh no it's the new jousting track the one I just built that can be upgraded get janitor on it and
that can be upgraded as well get on it [Music] janitors oh no no the FPS isn't the stream it's it's the game the game is slowing [Music] down I think OBS is fine I think it's this this I think it's two point itself that's slowing [Music] down I heard a shiny thing you know what I'm I am going to look I'm going to go into the settings right now see what I can do right this is just the game stuff and there's not much I can do about plant [Music] uh oh uh you you get the [ __ ] [Music] down get dow
n to [ __ ] there [Music] okay oh let's turn that down a little Bloom can [ __ ] off uh text detail [Music] okay showering is technically but not socially well that hasn't changed [Music] anything yeah as I think as I thought I think it's a CPU thing it's just there's so much [Music] happening anyway let's super fast time get on with it you [ __ ] [Music] money this is Felicity bell bottoms and you're listening to campus radio where we do all the work for none of the pay we've got a great show f
or you but first here's some [Music] music [Music] [Music] yeah that's what the training room looks like now janitor needed to unblock toilets [Music] lovely let's get you all a bit happier shall [Music] we come Boogie [Music] Knights ah time for research uh learn how to Jou more better yes [Music] [Music] students with medical issues should go to the health CL [Music] Clinic add some stuff to the staff room I just realized it's rather bare so let's have a strength testing machine and some [Musi
c] food oh what do we got yeah let's uh have a nice open day let's set up a student lounge party and why not set up a food thing uh the unfoldable pizza yeah all right eat unfoldable pizzas get more [Music] energy and is that just a cal Zone that you unwrap hard to find time for well everything here's Maggie with a tip for getting things [Music] done multitasking is great I don't know what I do without it GTH kette you've been hired in an essay while listening to a recorded lecture and covering
an event to campus radio and it just Dawns on me if multitasking wasn't so great this would all be a bit much pear ryes you're squeaky clean I have an iron bladder and you include batteries and you already know how to kill and you're very [Music] fast but I think I need another assistant [Music] [Music] money keep giving me the money I want the money [Music] could have a pizza there's still pizza at this hour there's a place near me that does pizza till like 2:30 in the morning is technically bu
t not socially optional actually there a couple good that pizza might be nice I'm working on a weird project at the moment that'll probably be staying up for a little bit after I finish this [Music] stream I won't talk too much about it right [Music] now but I'll just say I woke up one day and I had had an idea in my brain and I just went and started writing it [Music] down honestly owning a pizza rabit is very good if you have one they are excellent for just going I want a pizza now and then a
pizza happens uh you can also get bread makers that make have options for pizza dough so you can make your own godamn pizza dough without having to do it the normal way you just make go machine make me pizza dough and it will I do have that I don't have a pizza rubing though oh the meat wizard is here oh I've got more night school applicants excellent [Music] excellent students are reminded that you don't have to ask to go to the toilet yeah one thing I'll say is I am not much of a baker it's no
t really my forte like most of my experience cooking is generally to do with meat and some missing [Music] BS just meats and things that go with meats here at the teaching Hospital in Mitten students look forward to a long and healthy life in medine but while they were sleeping I do so [ __ ] around with likeing Dess making their own skeletons out of wire toothpicks and toilet paper sadly they're 39 boned short and don't know what they're missing for now their educ the future of Health the natur
e Society is looking boneless oh look they rebuilt it f back to you campus Intruders please not come in now there are things I could say about you know big leaf nudity while trimming a bush to be an enormous phallic object but I don't think I will I don't think I need to [Music] honestly also we had enough earlier when El Z made who is it who is it was it Z Who Made Who asked the captain to talk about [Music] come I think it was had enough of that today oh the Omni cure could be [Music] upgraded
upgrade the omnicure Jor required to install upgrade get on with [Music] it now I have made some birthday cake items before but I made them out of [Music] meat they were wonderful [Music] all right yeah that went well that's money for me uh where is the there it is an event let's watch an action film Jasmine oh yeah actually I never looked at what the Romantic film was about even though it seemed to be just weirdly a person talking to a crash test dummy at a [Music] dinner watch people that wor
k together from home the much anticipated sequel to The County's favorite romantic comedy what does happily ever after look when like when you can't get the printer working now we're going to go with an action film Jasmine Odyssey took a break from recording this the recording studio to break records for plywood studios in Heist coffee a film about a barista onone Rogue or something Jasmine spends most of the time cracking jokes and riding a motorcycle and you know what it's not half bad Student
Union requires an assistant oh who are you will huffalump you want to learn something very [Music] well you are going to learn how to be [Music] fast damn damn hi see that sounds great and a jumbo University every instructure is handpicked I mean I'm not one for banana bread but handp a cake with peanut butter icing and chocolate shavings University that's that that catches my attention oh yeah [Music] oh I hadn't even noticed I'd been [Music] invaded medical issues can interfere with your stud
ies go to the nurse and get back to [Music] work give me moose you've been [Music] hired PE plop Jeff Lovecraft Bob mouth jock biscotti Eric pound Bill moose fiss cyanide and Jo asparagus look look I you're getting hired you sound like an absolute murder machine you're getting hired get into my campus announcement healthy body healthy mind I came up with [Music] that [Music] all right fair enough that's worth noting for the future cuz I do love me some peanut butter I really really do I may have
talked about this before on the channel at some point but I didn't have a ravenous love of peanut butter until I once was in the US briefly to go to Gen Con uh which I won uh contest to go for free and have hotel and flight for free radi or has received my emails I graduate next year and will be available for page came across something when I was in a uh I came across something when I was there uh in well what I would prefer to was a corner shop uh janitor needed just this little toilet Lov sto
re snack store under a bridge and uh I'm trying to remember the name of it cuz it's not something we have over here [Music] uh Nutter butter that's it that's what I came across and I tried it and absolutely freaking loved [Music] it and it just ignited this this verse last for peanut [Music] butter but yeah peanut butter is all over the freaking place in the US and I don't actually know why and you've mentioned there's a historical reason I would like to hear it thank you or read it in this [Mus
ic] case oh the uh oh the footage went a bit wrong [Music] [Music] there but yeah [Music] your body is a temple and I wouldn't fill a temple with crisps they keep saying that but I absolutely would I definitely definitely would you I'm going to see if there's any guidance on like two point campus [Music] Slowdown [Music] it doesn't matter how desperate you are no urinating on campus [Music] facilities well Sega just says make sure your drivers are up to date they are maybe we just need to set it
to higher [Music] priority the campus provides health care for its students well it [Music] should [Music] theary depression has reduced availability a lot of baking sugar and eggs but what we had was a particular shelf stable healthy fat Laten natural sugar processing protein sauce peanut butter a ton of recipes from the Great Depression use peanut butter as a subtitute sauce for sugar and or fat [Music] okay mil Asha wants to learn very well [Music] Library requesting assistant [Music] so Nig
el pickworth Cheers Cheers on twoo radio salutations and congratulations on your Exquisite taste you're tuning in for the peak of sophistication on our Count's Airwaves s Nigel pickworth on 2o radio but of course you already knew that okay bye [Music] [Music] B [Music] janitor required in private [Music] [Music] tuition [Music] happiness is going up it's going [Music] up wow they paid $100 for their food I didn't notice it was so high campus Intruders please not come in what a sh game oh well mo
re money for [Music] [Music] me [Music] oh 95 95% come on students get happier Jor requ in bathroom [Music] it's time for sir Nigel reviews and thanks to the enlightening intervention of our wonderful producers you the audience have chosen the object of our desires this week the Public's Collective wisdom has entrust me with hog logs I'm told a popular choice of breakfast cereal let's get this shall we interesting interesting it almost tastes like pork scratchings M pork scratchings for [Music]
breakfast I could get behind that [Music] all right that Tower is being worked on good good good good campus is now more more your body is a temple and they wouldn't fill a temple with crisp absolutely would would stop telling me [Music] that that's definitely what I would do oh the meat Wizards come to see us [Music] again [Music] all right we can get those student to get those staff trained and that would I did say meat wizard that's exactly what I [Music] said the meat wizard is here they hav
e arrived [Music] they're checking out the [Music] [Music] place Laura plop you've been [Music] [Applause] hired Mandy radical you've also been hired [Music] hooray keep looking after my wonderful campus medical issues can interfere with your studies go to the nurse and get back to [Music] work Boogie Nights concerts still going ahead oh they're nearly done with that research for our last segment I've had a quick rinse and can commenced with our review the border of sweet and savory is for some
perverse reason the fashion in fine dining circles so I suppose it only makes sense that this would trickle down in some form to the food of the lay person congratulations to you the common people for joining in on this most foul of feds ah medical officer is getting busy again but I guess so many people got rust bulge in the rain [Music] oh I need 30,000 to to upgrade those well I'm not going to worry too much about [Music] that yeah somebody's having a learning experience in that Tower with th
e dragon needed in jousting field oh there's so many people needing to see the [Music] dragon are they there to [ __ ] the Dragon it's not like they're slaying it maybe they're laying [Music] it there they are poke their head out a bit there they are there's Dragon there's Dragon there's dragon dragon is [Music] there announcement healthy body healthy mind I came up with [Music] that right now if all goes well I should have enough aade graduates to get the third [Music] star but if I don't it wo
uld probably just be a matter of waiting another academic year which I don't really want to do at least not on stream that would be really boring cuz nothing would be [Music] happening I mean that's already What's Happening Now Jor needed I'm just spinning my wheels waiting for the year to end hello you wanted to learn Alexa malafor you can learn to be faster waiter waiter the service upgrade you could go out or you could stay here with a bowl of hog logs you've tried fine dining but this is swi
ne dining only hoglog cereal combines four times of wheight with a salty crunch of crispy BG skin [Music] mhm [Music] delicious [Music] [Applause] [Music] right we're approaching the end of this month well no we're only at the start of this month but we're nearing the end hopefully I'll get the 14 a grade students I need there nothing to do now just wait it [Music] out campus Intruders please not come in fair enough I'm sure they'll agree to that they'll definitely not come [Music] in but you kn
ow if they do I do have my brainwashed Army of murder [Music] janitors who will kill they will kill they will kill they will [Music] kill they will [Music] kill they will kill they will kill janitor to collect litter sorry they will collect [Music] glitter and [Music] kill there's nothing I can do about that you [ __ ] [Music] Nigel Borth your friend over the frequencies I tried to get this next song pulled from the station butless what can one do well I can play it with the disclaimer that you
shouldn't enjoy it and you won't enjoy it you are some musical tripe only on twoo radio yeah [Music] uh there's not enough time for your event you will have to uh [Music] cope it doesn't matter how desperate you are no urinating on campus facilities hey got [Music] it helmet display campus is so authentic in its execution of nightly life that it really does seem a few hundred years behind the rest of the country County you are blazing a trail into our immediate past how Progressive [Music] what
all right how do we [Music] do 29 [Music] graduates damn we did well there lots of relationships lots of people in clubs miles Asher learned a lot uh with the campus of the Year all right end of year results published now well okay then students can go away now I have no need of [Music] you well we're done we're done with this place might be worth finishing that research but just so that it's there for the future the summer is a good time to relax and prepare for next [Music] year well the cash
doesn't carry over but uh kudosh and the research [Music] does so it might be worth fill the tea with Nigel be Nigel starting just to get that out of the way have them finished today I'm hearing that a production assistant at a certain radio station is getting the sack standless I know but you didn't hear it from [Music] me [Music] all [Music] right y those upgrades are not happening they are not doing anything nothing is happening let's start that [Music] year [Music] the timetable is not writt
en in stone still we're not changing it right let's wait for this [ __ ] to finish and then I'll uh head off to the main menu and look at where we're going next and what we'll be learning there [Music] [Music] [Music] all right finished that got some more kudos for it and the uh that thing happened as well and this research is near completion that's good so there's still an Invader on the campus ground why are they still here kill them ah one got [Music] away damn it that's the first time they b
eat us [ __ ] I need to upgrade the security need to make them better security and [Music] faster or rather I don't care because I'm going to leave this place [Music] shortly ah they finished for the day they're nearly done come on come [Music] [Music] on it may come as a shock but in my formative years I went through a Gothic phase I know I know it's hard to imagine but to a young and impressionable blew worth there was nothing more exciting than a flying buttress and the Gargoyles soive yeah a
good flying buttress Stony of course I'd come to my senses and learn to love the provocative opulence and theatric ISM of the barock we live and we learn oh there's no training scheduled let sort that [Music] more security more learn to kill more [Music] [Music] medical issues can interfere with your studies go to the nurse and get back to work [Music] [Music] damn I didn't think I'd have the energy for a 4-Hour stream but it looks like it happened I mean I feel kind of dead at this point and I
'm just trying to finish [Music] up like I don't want to have this hanging over me I want to be ready for the next [Music] map come on janitor to repair Machinery someone start doing research search you bastards I want this research [Music] complete you ask burgers [Music] burgers [Music] call me auntie pickleworks down to me like we still kids how could I get her to take me seriously oh no how Dreadful what a very serious and adult problem you have my advice grow up and of course tune in again
next time [Music] T I don't think they're going to come back till after the September T [Music] tutoring frequently question I believe that smell is you oo nasty okay well the person's doing the research again but I can spin the [Music] wheel lunges again all [Music] right two three oh [Music] God 8 9 10 hey okay okay [Music] I definitely felt [Music] [Music] that no you want a student lounge party do you eating rubish are reminded that you are what you eat did I not upgrade one of the Dragon To
wers what I did oh it needs more money than I have that explains it the moment I did the party I couldn't do it [Music] anymore that merely needs [Music] 30,000 well I'm going to say this place is as done as it's going to be I mean I could sit there and wait for money to pour in and then upgrade everything but what's the point I'm moving on bye goodbye that place we [Music] out H didn't know I could do that they just go hey [Music] you I I I keep track of you all right we're done with Noble [Mus
ic] stad right place that we've unlocked oh there's two [Music] three four oh oh oh no there's so many lifeless estate haunted by unwelcome and Undead Spirits this estate needs your help for a new lease on the afterlife oh there appears to be an actual order Lake tumble open a medical campus to ensure tourists recover from the dangerously Scenic conditions Bluff develop the finest cheese ball team in the county and win the cheesy [Music] goblet spiff andmore The Wizarding Academy is cursed with
dilapidated facilities a powerful Foe and of course an actual curse starting funds [Music] nothing well damn this is the next one on the list so if I want to unlock any others I probably have to do this one next um I'm going to have to make this an incredibly uh transposit transpositive and not at all racist Wizard Academy you know I'm just if I go here I'm going to be spending the next entire stream telling JK ring to [ __ ] off which I think is fine I'm fine doing that I'm fine telling her to
[ __ ] [Music] off yeah yeah that's what we're doing next time we're going going to build a really good Wizard [Music] Academy that's really good and not awful and wizards don't [ __ ] themselves in their pants and magically make it go away like they do in that series apparently [Music] anyway all right we're out uh where are I where are I going uh well Chun Punk is doing elen ring uh Sun waffles doing Minecraft panks doing into the breach Ral SW is doing Supermarket [Music] simulator I know the
y have the most viewers out of the what we've got so far but but I do I want to see what that's about I do also I don't do this that [Music] of yeah I think this is what I want to do okay um uh I don't think I'm back until like Tuesday but I will be on uh I'll be on ig's D andd stream on Monday as per usual and then I'll do something on Tuesday probably something really dumb uh that I haven't quite finished yet uh I'm also working on something for April fools which is not going to be on April cu
z April Falls is Monday which I'll be on the D andd stream but I'll be doing something and uh I've been trying to do work towards that but I have failed so it might be a bit later but that's basically Tradition at this point so whatever uh goodbye everyone we're off see you [Music] all
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