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Comments
Heidi’s faces throughout lmao
josh brolin really committed to all these skits. love him fr
Goonies never die, they start looking like their dad
2:56 "a barely legal latino" being "MUCHO cool" got me 🤣
"Can you just shut up so they can rob us in peace?" 🤣🤣🤣
2:23 That Brolin scream was something 😂
"Look at that...! A barely legal Latino!" 😂😂😂 WTH?!
Josh Brolin was really giving it his all tonight. He was having fun out there.
Josh really did his thang. The commitment I'm impressed
The way she kept posing with hips to one side was funny
Josh was caked up and ready for this sketch.
Bowen insisted that he wasn't going to film them is making me laugh 😂
😅😅😅 My visits to Chase will never be the same.
Of course George Santos is going to be filming it.
Marcello the barely legal latino and Josh's scream were hilarious, but Heidi crushed it.😂
Heidi has gotten just SO good at her mannerisms on SNL... xD Those little twitches and glares MADE the sketch for me. Great comedic actress.
Heidi Gardner is going to be the next breakout star from SNL, she is really funny and talented. I bet she is already getting movie offers.
Josh really committed here 😂
They just hang out at the bank waiting for a robbery. 😊
who ever wrote this skit deserves a bonus. Pure Gold