How come this [ __ ] thing [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ]
you [ __ ] [ __ ] I'm good, I'm good now. Are we supposed to be live yet? Oh [ __ ] we are son
of a biscuit, what do I got to do, oh yeah I got to hit that button. Press live you gott'sa go
live. It's way over here, okay let's do this you ready? [Music] Holy [ __ ]! Hey now I'm CarlTheMadman welcome to Prime Time, number seven. I'm super happy that you're here and this is the
final show of the Year 2023. Come on up, come on, come on, come on up
, come on, that's it. Say hi to
the folks. hi Byla I've noticed that you've been doing high fives [ __ ] high five Byla high
five high fives yeah high fives spin arounds spin-a-roo we call it uh she does uh whisper where
she doesn't really bark she just sort of goes some quiet like rollovers she's got a bunch of
Tricks she does she's a smarty pants so I got uh three things I'd like to talk about the
first first one is in the realm of politics oh are you surprised no not at all did you
did
you hear earlier today Jagmeet Singh said that Justin Trudeau has no principles so in
other words he's giving Trudeau his complete endorsement you know funny
is there's no principal in Justin Trudeau but apparently there was a lot of teacher used to play the drums and I can't
do that you do it great I'm like all over like and a world news uh oh KFC has announced
plan to put a restaurant in Palestine following this following the withdrawal of Taco Bell stating
there's already enough explosio
ns going on over there too early too early for that joke probably
isn't it probably pretty bad taste I you know what that's the one thing that we're just so
blessed to have is the freedom of speech so I got a little bit more local news this is
the last one you might have heard about this one BC is the best province in the world well
in some ways I don't know about politically but geograph geog geographically geography I
like that that's a great word geograph it's great yeah yeah politically
maybe not so much
geography not so much but anyways Starbucks is selling a brand new rare coffee for only $13
a cup 13 [ __ ] dollars a cup um to order this coffee you just go to the front there and say can
I have your cheapest cup of coffee please you know what's funny is so Kimmers and I got this
addiction to this like it it's like it's like a candy and a in a coffee and it I think it cost
like $7.11 and it it was like Frappuccino with shots of espresso and it had whipping cream
and all
the toppings and it was delicious but $7.11 Full Throttle not sponsored want to watch
some videos sure it's a whole bunch of kitty cat videos okay we're just going to kick it off
kick it off tonight with just some cat videos cat just cats cats just cats bylaw is just gonna
love this video cats and then [ __ ] I can't remember I got to start writing down the order of
the [ __ ] that I do because I can't remember it's cats and then we're doing something else but
I guess we'll have to wait an
d see I just do this religiously and it keeps me out of trouble
that's why you're the best co-host ever kitty cat oh got the poor horsey right under oh [ __ ] they're notorious little [ __ ] too they know that they're doing
wrong and they'll do it anyways right see right into the window nice
they're not as smart as they think they are bombastic side criminal
offens no no no no no no no oh predictions for okay forgot about this
predictions for 2024 everybody watching I on i' love you love it
if you got involved in this one
uh I came up with a couple my personal predictions for 2024 the first one is the James web telescope
you know that multi trillion Dillion thing that they put up way up there way up there yeah it's
going to find life on another plantet this what kind what kind of life like a plant a dog a car
uh I'm just going to go with life so in life it needs to at least be an organism of some sort some
some single cell something or other you know that [ __ ] telescope has
enough power that if it's
looking at certain planets within whatever range it can see molecules in the atmosphere I did not
know that I know I knew it was like kind of a big deal and I mean it's already taking some pretty
epic pictures of the galaxies I can zoom in on a planet and you can see oh there's carbon there
oh there's hydrogen there oh there's nitrogen there there's uh cocaine there or or whatever
is floating around in the atmosphere really yeah it's [ __ ] that's hard when I hear
d that
when I saw that that's amazing that is amazing and my second prediction for 2024 is massive
earthquake rocks the pyramids of Egypt give us some of your predictions for 2024 put them in
the comment thing down there comment thingy my prediction any predictions my prediction that
it's this year I'm going to go go with how the um Farmers Almanac has called it it's G to be a
shitty winter in Canada is that what the farmers alac says yeah supposed to be really cold and
wet and long well t
hat's sure not the case yet not here anyhow do you have snow barely no it's
pretty much all gone now it was plus four today that's Celsius for all our American friends
hey Google what's four Celsius to Fahrenheit is equal to 39.2 there you go 39.2
degrees fenhe is what I was here today hey Google hey Google shut up [ __ ]
off sh hate that thing sometimes comes in handy but I hate it sometimes Google piss
off Carl try that again see if it'll hear you Google shut up you got to say hey hey
Go
ogle hey Google no I heard you piss curl off wow we get any predictions anybody give us
any predictions we're going to run low on either flower or cooking oil or both asteroid hemorrhoids
nice okay let's go N I don't remember what's coming it's true don't remember what's coming well
just do this Carl gets me out of trouble and don't know dang don't one of these oh ouch thank you mayor I'll try and keep this
brief mayor off all the details I'm sure most of you remember Mr guest's presentation
from
last time and I imagine he's going to hit some of the highlights here in a minute but the thing
is that these deadly infections there's something we can do about it and what we can do is call on
represent governmental Representatives that are higher she's cut off it's the
mayor he went to the washroom he forgot to turn his microphone off oh yeah okay gotcha I am trying to hold it together last time
and there were there would be inst where I actually agree that we should take
action l
ocally first but there are not any um kfo operations in Georgetown
so for us to just say within the city o [Applause] [Music] me man must been
hold empty here he comes he's coming back somewhere there he is there he
is f also these diseases she's still gotten herself don't know any boundaries
so a state by state approach would just mean that oh my go I couldn't hold it
together either if I was sitting beside him old vicious oh don't do it got a little zappy got a little Za
there Za there b
aby 2019 evil baby P jump 2019 go uh kill nice some people are just not supposed to live oh there [Applause] yeah break break
break break break break break break nice [Applause] is through it through and that's why iore you [ __ ] oh yeah he's he's gymnastic
at his finest that's he's he's good and he didn't get hit I give him a 10 oh don't do that I did that once
I had a beard and then I lost my beard I'm damn flaming zambuki did you do
did you do those [Music] too oh that got oh things got
a little bit out of control there
little bit would you rather oh would you rather would you rather how about that new segment
this week nice would you rather are you ready so this is for you JS and it's for everybody
who's watching okay what are we at now seven people seven people still awesome does that
seven include me do we know I would hope so does it because if uh not there's a problem like
it includes me and you or is it me and you and seven other people that's a good question is
the
re five of you in the chat or is it seven of you in the chat or is it just uh figment of
our imaginations figment a figment are you ready I'm down let's do it where the hell I heard
my voice again I got feedback from something in here every once in a while it drives me nuts
I can't figure out where it's coming from I've got all my mics turned off except for this
one so nothing else should be picking it up but whatever calm down I'll be okay it's going to
be okay just think about bacon bacon
okay here we go would you rather only be able to go out at
night or only to be able to go out during the day I like during the day I don't like driving
at night I'm I'm I'm full on days people I'm a days people too only got three I got three of
them so we prob see we're learning things about each other right now hey or I would go with
day as well jiah Jeremiah Jeremiah Jeremiah sorry saying your name wrong Jeremiah I got
bacon in my brain too I think little chunks floating around makes me
stupid things
sometimes now if it's is it is it bacon flavored bacon or is it syrup flavored bacon
maple flavored bacon yeah just lumps just lumps of bacon lard lard bacon tumbling around
in there KN brain my my mouth is getting wet number two here we go two this is number two
would you rather live in a future where people take everything too seriously or in a future where
people don't take anything seriously well that's a [Music] no-brainer well I know I I know which one I got to go with y
eah cuz you're
just you're just too damn serious Mr Carl I would have to live in a place where people
don't take things too seriously it would have to be like a half half full situation for sure yeah
well it's one or the other yeah like you got what that choice or the other choice too seriously
well those serious type can just stay serious somewhere else stop being sou serious okay
number three number three number three number three would you rather be an extra in an Oscar
winning movie or
the lead in a box office bomb I'm already the lead of my box office bomb thanks
Mr Carl thanks me too this is how to make a duck call out of a uh can can cap so you just go like
this make sure that you bend it at a 90° angle try not to get it over here but like right over
here where it's at okay and then in between the your tongue and the top of your mouth just go
like this okay C your hands like this come here doc I used to do that with a piece of paper who's the dummy that stopped on a tr
ack the
car or the truck oh the car that's an insurance scam [Music] crash all right well that there's your problem that's this
bear thinks he's gonna have the Feast of a lifetime [ __ ] yeah smarty pants isn't
he look at him he's just like I'm hungry this is the biggest ass beard beer beer this
is there's two of them too yeah we're gonna have a feast we're gonna have a feast
honey come grab a leg and what do we got I'm surprised it hasn't gone flat
yet actually yeah look look at him go he
's just like Kim me Kim me Kim
me Kim Kim [Music] me you see me Mom oh looks like we're coming to the
end of the show JS I think this Deo is gonna go away oh okay we will see everybody next yearo as we kick off 20 24 with Prime Time
8 and that'll be on January the January 1st I'm Carl the mad man for BC gerbs have a great
week we'll see you all in the next one hey hey hey oh [ __ ] here we go again oh we got to go
again how do we do this again [ __ ] you it's like it's the glasses thing and
it's so far
away it's like I see a little blob and then I got to do this oh it says to leave the studio
so Carl have a blessed week my friend see you in a couple weeks chers okay but I'll see you on
your stream next week okay well I won't see you well I'll see you you won't see me well you you
left unless you invite me on and then I'll come on from work for a second only a second if
my boss is watching I would only do it for a second not for very long not for very it would
just be like he
llo that's it ah okay going a rip re dirt [Music] cheese B turnning that one off [Music] up [Music]
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