[Music] we're recording and the camera's on you oh thank you for the information I thought we were doing a mic check no we're good this time okay definitely nothing will probably happen for sure maybe sounds very government of you yeah mhm why don't you fill this form and then do it again her feelings report it's a real thing it's a real thing that we made up are you [ __ ] kidding me no it's a real thing that we made up I'm trying a new thing trying to be a little bit closer to you I don't want
you to see what I'm [Laughter] doing just kidding you can see you can watch the audience loves you so so the new video looks good will crispy crispy yeah that's like my wallet after paying for Chloe's birthday party burned out burned on fire a chis um we're recording out of order this is episode 11 episode 11 so if you're like man they were the same clothes on episode 9 as they did on episode 11 but not on episode 10 it's because we're recording on Tuesday also because we only own three outfits
uh that's not true I rotate out four hoodies okay about eight t-shirts then there's always a t-shirt that I find in the back of the closet that I have worn forever and it gets re-entered in the rotation or I put it on I'm like I don't remember does this fit or not definely does my does my belly show or not I answer is no oh we but again we're going back to the inconsistent sizing sure the inconsistent size do you remember that do you remember that shirt um I think you might have got it for me u
m it was a Black Rifle shirt I had two versions of it and like it only like shrunk on like one side so it it shrink like on the Torso one side was perfectly long and the other size like shorter yes I remember your lopsided shirt yeah it's and it's not a it's not a Black Rifle thing it's the next level that makes the blanks they just have an inconsistent product you know I reached out to them to replace it right I I don't it's why you have two of them there you go mystery solved it's not a myster
y it was a mystery to me cuz I just don't remember yeah but I definitely told you I let them know that there was inconsistencies people can see that my hand is underneath the table and that as much as I love you nobody needs to see your belly rude that's exactly what I told them some people want to see my belly button nobody needs to see that somebody wants to see it I'm sure there's somebody somebody's got that fantasy or that Kink do people think that belly buttons are cute is that a thing I d
on't know all right if we get a th subscribers then I'll show them my belly button there you go only the belly button only the belly button and Andrew will show his as well YouTube th subscribers We compare belly buttons yeah we'll make a poll CU I can do an image po yeah I can do an image poll well so he has those any belly button that is so in because he has such an external belly whereas I don't have an external belly so mine's just flat okay okay all right so episode 11 episode 11 he's wrong
she's right podcast yeah let's do it what we chitan about pet peeves a a and shitty ass kids oh yeah oh yeah that was fun yeah that was real fun well which order are we going in I don't know let's go ahead and take care of that one first so Chloe had her birthday party here a couple of days ago we had lots of lovely children over all 12y olds that tween angst yeah yeah yeah the hormones so many hormones attitudes yeah I'm not saying negative attitudes I'm just saying like yeah there's character
they're that good character but or maybe a good I don't know I mean I would say overall her group of friends are definitely some good people but doesn't matter matter how good you are apparently at 12 years old you're still a shitty ass kid I wasn't I was a perfect 12-year-old I don't believe that for a [ __ ] second I was just look at me now um yeah exactly so I was taught that when you go to somebody's house doesn't matter if you're 4 years old 12 years old 8 years old 15 years old you always
say thank you to the adult when it's time for you to leave that's the bare minimum bare minimum is thank you exactly one child out of the entire group said Thank you before ducking and running yep I mean you were asleep for all the one yeah but yeah parents came to the door I tried to beat them to the doorbell so you wouldn't wake up and didn't work about two times three times and then their kids came downstairs and ran out the door never said anything to me just ran straight to the car right f
rom close's room right to the car and I think this is probably the only thing that we agree on saying thank you is the bare minimum yeah right absolutely yeah so please teach your children to say thank you that is the bare minimum I make them doll it up yes please oh absolutely no thank you absolutely I appreciate your time MH absolutely MH do you remember when um a couple years ago when they would say no they didn't want some food or I'm talking about our kids somebody didn't want some food or
something like that so they would say no and I was like you mean no thank you and I think it was cash and maybe Charlotte both thought that if they said no thank you rather than just no it meant that they didn't have to eat or drink whatever was being presented to them that they could have some other option well it it actually has progressed and so uh when they do a task that has been asked of them we are expected to say please and thank you and you're welcome you're welcome please take the dogs
out please and thank you and you're welcome for taking the dogs out that is what we are expected to say but it's also teaching them to expect out of other people their peers and if you're welcome for my existence I'm saying I'm saying it's teaching them that you know if they're peers or or anybody else is asking them to do something the Le they can do is be polite about it mhm would you like to go break in and do some crazy ass [ __ ] please and thank you and you're welcome [Laughter] exactly s
o yeah please and thank you and you're welcome teach your children to not be shitty manners please no no more shitty kids none of them did anything bad yeah nobody broke absolutely not they they were all so well behaved so swe chlo's room God the bo but so sweet but no manners I need I want do you think it's a result of going to that specific school they all go to the same school right yeah they all are at the same school in the same class no it's not a school thing it's a parent thing that's wh
y I'm talking directly to the camera but but some people think that by sending their kids to school they're supposed to be developed and groomed and tall are you saying that people send their children to school and expect them to be parented at school yeah absolutely in place of being parented at home Andor in addition to yeah no there are people that think they other you know between their taxes and whatever else and they're not home because they have to work their 9 to-5 job I have to work too
I know but I'm saying that these people think that okay I put you on the bus seeing no absolutely not absolutely not these teachers are just kind trying to keep our children alive they are not instilling manners as well they are severely underpaid severely [Music] understaffed who fall is that the government obviously okay I'm not disagreeing but North Carolina is ranked actually I'm very curious what are we ranked top now I don't know you mean education or teacher pay education I have no idea
not my chair not my problem that's what I say I think I'm going to reroute my microphone cable for the next one I don't like that it goes that way and it's in my way all the time it'd be nice if it went up the boom but the cord's not quite long enough no still looking this up so I'm talking to fill the the void number 17 overall I am actually genuinely shocked number 17 in quality or number 17 in [ __ ] this is according to uh this is again we don't click on anything we just look at headline US
News yeah well that also is the average of the state okay but here from 2023 it says North Carolina ranks 35th in Student Success 44th in school quality and 38th in student safety none of those numbers mean anything to me they're on the bottom half making them the worst in the country right but then North Carolina ranks number 14 and overall education Freedom [ __ ] does that mean right so like there's no one ranking system to go off of here you're allowed to come to school today and you choose
the subject that you learn actually that is kind of why I chose the school that my children go to there's no curriculum you come here you want to learn about you want to learn about only fans and only fans teachers my God no there are definitely rules you know there's a scandal somewhere going on that we haven't heard about yet so here's here's a good story dating my children's school back to when my brother went there um his class social studies class was asked all right what do we want to lear
n this year what what what is what is important to learn and I think this was either fifth or sixth grade I can't remember and they all decided they were going to start at 911 and work their way backwards because in all of the social study classes leading up they started at you know Civil War how old was your brother when he went there he went there his entire elementary and middle school and how old was he he's six years younger than me so do the math he'll be 30 this year I believe or next yea
r yes that agees may I think it'll be 29 this year okay so like 15 years ago sounds about right yes okay um so anyways uh they started at 911 and they worked their way back each event prior rather than working their way up because all of the classes leading up to that they never got anywhere near current events and they all wanted to know so there was Freedom within that and apparently that ranks in North Carolina I was alive during that we watched it in my um electrical engineering and CAD clas
ses big projectors while we were supposed to be watched all the bombing raids and stuff on I assume you're talking about 911 yeah oh okay well gwat global war on terrorism okay I watched it too I was in art class in seventh grade grade did you draw the War uh no we were all paralyzed I'm not talking about the Towers falling I'm talking about the invasions and stuff afterwards cuz that was like two years later that didn't start until like 2003 no I don't remember watching anything other than the
towers coming down we were taking our standardized testing when when it happened oh mhm that put that at a stop I'm sure uh were you guys expected to continue I believe we I believe we finished I don't remember I really don't remember I just remember that's when it was where were you all during 911 probably watching it or not alive yet 91 is old enough to drink oh gosh that makes me feel really old feel like I was in seventh grade just three or four years ago I don't but that's a function of the
fact that I can't remember any of it so I don't feel like I was there because this is all simulation Birds aren't real this is all a simulation Birds aren't real so this marriage isn't real no the marriage is real good to know no the marriage is real the marriage is real it's the only thing that's real I'm not real but the marriage is real okay make it make sense to me guys it can't make sense that's that's what makes it funny you know I'm right they know I'm right so anyways anyways don't rais
e shitty kids don't do it pet peeve let's talk about pet peeve what I me that is pet peeve okay that is pet peeve and don't don't people who have KS don't let your kids start into their bully phase in elementary school oh my gosh yes did I tell you that Charlotte is getting bullied no I didn't know anything about that this is the first time hearing about it yeah by boy girl group people it's a girl she's brand new also this is her first year there so part of me wonders if that's why she left her
last school or this is what she's doing to stake a claim one of the two or both could be both how is she being bullied um well she called Charlotte a [ __ ] and she told Charlotte that and this is somebody who has played with her and had lots of games with her over the last couple of months all of a sudden nobody likes you and we all think you're stupid and um just you know that 8-year-old 9-year-old non nonsense that is uh manipulation tactics to get other people to single somebody out and no
longer want them as part of their group are you the only one that she's told or is this being handled at the school it's being handled at the school because of the escalation that this other girl has taken it to singling Charlotte out and this one other little girl that they all were in a can I go meet the dad I believe there is not a dad in the situation well problem solved or mystery solved the problem's not solv the problem's still there right the problem is still definitely there unless you
were proposing that you were to become the dad because you just said problem solved that she didn't have a dad in her life no problem solved Andrew is here Daddy problems yes Andrew is stepping in on all the daddy problems so on next episode of only fans daddy is here yep there we go discipline military joke I'm sure everybody wants to see you spank me but that's not happening there's slow motion video on Facebook still I'm sure you got to find me on Facebook I thought you told everybody not to
so my my my profile is still uh not recommendable so I'm not in trouble anymore but I don't show up in search not recommendable yep that's that's their polite way of saying that you are actually ghostband I am actually ghost like most of my content doesn't get seen unless I tag people right now specifically do you know how many reactions I would typically get especially if I posted a picture of you and I together 100 200 300 sometimes okay right now I'm getting between zero and five on pretty mu
ch everything and it's the same people consistently over and over again a but yeah I've uh I've tried to look up my profile even like on search CU I have it enabled where you know my profile is in text if if I have public posts doesn't come up on search I wonder how many friend requests you're going to get after this episode zero they're not going to be able to find me and if they do they won't know which one is actually me cuz apparently there's a lot of people trying to they they're not using
my pictures yet but there are people with fake profiles with my name yeah that's funny yeah the the Facebook silhouette there's no profile picture or anything like that yet that is funny saw like three or four of them and there's uh one guy that uh supposedly went to Harvard and he's a professor in Spain I just saw all this the other day and he just happens to have the same name as you exact same name and exact same spelling yeah interesting yeah so who knows who [Music] knows my name's not Span
ish so no idea no idea why no idea [Music] either so do you have to go meet this girl's mom um well I told Charlotte to find a new friend okay so for those of you that might be joining us on this episode for the first time and not have listened to some of the other ones the kids go to a charter school what are the requirements for somebody transferring in cuz you said there's a weight list even for the locals so how does somebody else transfer into the school if there's this weight list what are
the criteria and requirements what do what does a kid Andor parents Andor family have to show in order to get it's a lottery system so you just have to apply and if your number is drawn out of a hat number is drawn there's no application they don't have to meet an interview and see her AG there's an application that goes with your number but is there any anything like teacher recommendations from previous school grades not that I know of no seems like that'd be an easy way to keep people like t
hat out um well this is the North Carolina public education system and everybody is entitled to an education even if you're a shitty ass kid has nothing to do with being entitled to an education you just shouldn't be able to go to not allowed to discriminate in any regard yes they are that's what expulsion and suspension is okay and those are for the same purpose so you could also do it preventatively and it wouldn't be [Music] discrimination that is a gray area that is a tough one unless you're
saying they're going to do away with those is that the direction you think we're going is a society doing away with expulsions and suspensions in general yeah just no more punishment um everybody just graduates doesn't matter if he passed or not no but I could see it being done away with in the elementary and only in middle and high being utilized still I feel like in Elementary in general yes a lot of the burden is put on the teacher to essentially be a caregiver during the day and some of the
se children taxpayer babysitting essentially and unfortunately it does happen hopefully the mom fixes the problem she won't but um hopefully Charlotte finds a new friend how many people are in her grade let's see Charlotte is in fourth grade uh fourth and fifth grade I believe equally have 22 children per class and there are only two grades or two classes per grade so fourth grade would have 44 children if both classes are full I believe so she can make a new friend yes and she does have other f
riends which is who I encouraged her to play with instead good good it's too bad there's not dad so I can go meet him next time I think you're already scared away don't want to say it since she's here Chloe's girlfriend's dad oh would you like to tell them the story he's all like 53 54 something like that and then he was wearing a Ferman shirt I went to NC State Ferman game 3 years ago two two and a half years ago with tany so I was like oh I went to the game where they got their ass kicked by N
C State and he was like oh it's where I went to school and then he was wearing a um I think it was Atlanta Braves hat or Oakland I don't know something with an A on it and it looks like the Alabama a and I was like man you're just a whole cluster [ __ ] of terrible teams man was I wearing anything Michigan I don't remember I didn't even think about that had you put on a hoodie at that point I don't that's what I'm saying I don't remember I don't I was already asleep so I can't answer that guys I
'm sorry I don't know what he's wearing when I'm sleeping I cannot help you just I'm just naked I sincerely hope you weren't naked with six minor children additions into the house no I was getting to I was going to say that I just stand next to the bed naked doing that over my sleeping body yeah yeah I stand on top of the bed we got that nice mattress cover so it absorbs it's like that commercial where they were dropping the bowling botle on the bed and didn't wake the person up and did not call
over the bowling pins so in this story where a mattress pad cover is coming into play are you peeing on me or are you [ __ ] all over me me definitely [ __ ] okay because no golden showers around here right I mean I was just trying to follow where your brain goes because it was obviously important that you added that we had a mattress pad cover oh no I was talking about the mattress pad itself the the soft fluffy part that you're supposed to like sink into that memory foam whatever I'm not talk
ing about the protective cover weirdo that's what you said I said mattress ped I didn't say cover anyways pet peeves oh my what's your biggest pet peeve you existing no no no you have to be detailed your breathing they're here for the drama well I have a list of 75 pet peeves that we can go down oh yeah where's the list on my phone did you really okay let's go let's go she outside number one okay on this list I did not create this list just to be clear what no this is supposed to be your list yo
u can't just pull up some random web and type website where they're talking about relationships micromanagement is you coming behind me telling me that I can't do my job and that you can do my job better I don't know what you're talking about but you got to elaborate you got to give details come on fine I was going to go down this amazing list that somebody had already created and we were going to I just happened to match everything on the list or you're just going to say yes I have this no I do
n't have this what was your you happen to match all 75 if you say so that have already been did you write it and publish it are you getting paid for this article and you're just going to drop the link yeah I bet that's what it is you were open to you were open to get some ad Revenue darn darn you caught me I know all right all right let's talk about our our own personal pet peeves then okay you tell me yours first oh why cuz you want to know you want to know how far you can take it I am I am sca
red genuinely scared of what you have to say about me I would say my biggest pet peeve is that you don't actually like feedback about cooking okay you expect it hurts my feelings but I'm not trying to hurt your feelings it's never what it has been never what it will be but it does but that's like would you prefer that I just always just ate what you put on the plate and smiled and um well your feedback is crique um not feedback in a constructive way of next time I have said it like that sometime
s um sometimes being maybe to times and you also don't like when I add hot sauce and stuff to things which has nothing to do a lot of times with what or how you've cooked it's just that for example on chicken I prefer to put hot sauce on a lot of chicken meals has nothing to do with how good or bad the cooking is sometimes maybe but or the style or seasoning or whatever has nothing to do with that I just want hot sauce because I like that flavor the chicken is just the Vector for the hot sauce o
kay I would eat it plain if I could just dip it in Buffalo sauce hot sauce okay your turn I'm just going to put the camera on you until you respond for the audio audience you haven't lost us she's just staring at me contemplating what she wants to say your tone of voice voice right now that is my number one pet peeve right now your tone is fine right [Music] now but typically it's very demeaning that's not my intent though I'm just direct I believe that there's a difference between being direct
and being demeaning and you are demeaning I'm sorry thank you I do actually I love you your tone of voice would say otherwi right now no I love you normally I love you I love you too it took me three times for me to say it well I I was talking uhhuh I was trying to [Music] explain all right let's your next pet peeve for [Music] me that things have to be done at the exact moment that you want to do them you don't give people the time or opportunity and a lot of like yesterday unloading the dishwa
sher the dishes were still scorching hot and you typically don't even unload them that quickly after the dishwash is completed anyways you typically wait a little bit let them finish drip dry drying air drying in the Heat and then stack them up put them away take them out to finish drying if they're still wet but if you do it before somebody else does it then you get upset about it um and that's the OCD in me has nothing to do with OCD you can't get mad at other people because you had the impuls
e not an Impulse yeah it's an Impulse you walk past it and you're like I have to do this and then you're like now I'm going to be mad that I did it that's why I jump up and I come try and help you so that you won't be mad and then I burn my fingers I'm sorry that you burned your fingers I felt nothing well that's because you burned all your hand skin in a tragic accident and you have no nerve endings tragic accident no called use of hands tragic baking accident so if there's ever a fire I'm not
trusting you to check the door knob okay not even once okay never you're be like no it's fine it's fine and then the door's going to open there's going to be a massive explosion are you get burned alive yep and then you'll walk right through the Flames M exposing your I'm just kidding I'm just kidding I love you I'm not Immortal I didn't say you were Immortal [Laughter] demon oh my goodness I'm just kidding you're such an [ __ ] I love you you're an angel oh what is mine for you you really have
to think this hard or you just going down the list trying to figure out what's next on the list yeah your incessant throat clearing and coughing is not ex exclusive to when you are maybe I allergies maybe I have lung cancer well you refuse to go to the doctor so we will never know until you drop dead would you rather know and yeah it still happen yes that' make you happier that way we can plan accordingly and if we have a timeline then live every day like it's your last until it is actually in f
act your last I'm never going to die we've already talked about this unfortunate I'm going to live forever I'm going to be the first teon to make it to like 150 damn 150 mhm you'll be there by my side 148 I do not want to live at at all that sounds as Cooper says tortur I just saw um there I I don't know where it came from but they were talking about it I didn't watch or listen to the video I just saw the thumbnail for it they were proposing that aging might actually be a disease and they want t
o literally reverse aging it's primarily just your like your tiir deteriorating over top up having the ability to grow back so potentially or potentially you'll become a mutated freak get all kinds of weird cancers [Music] and both are plausible okay both are plausible say the man who's had all of the vaccines and all all them from the government yeah all the all the Army mandated ones where they change the anthrax schedule multiple times yeah which that cracks me up the same people that run aro
und saying oh I would never let a drill sergeant yell at my face I would I would punch him or whatever and we're like no you wouldn't Boron talk you talk big but when you're actually in that situation and you could potentially go to prison or the brig you're not going to do it what is the difference between prison and the brig um I think it's just exclusive to members of the military I don't know somebody somebody in Corrections will correct us about corrections okay I have no idea I just heard
the term used differently I don't know then you also have like Guantanamo yeah don't you think it's kind of ironic that we have a naval installation on a communist Island and that's where we take our prisoners it's very ironic so we can get away with more not these days too many cameras I'm sure now they're probably they probably have redundant cameras now because they can't have another Epstein happen I don't know I'm sure they still get away with everything murder included I don't know about e
verything but probably a lot CIA walks in hey we need to borrow this guy for a little bit can't tell you what for here's the paperwork see you later and no later comes huh and no later comes yeah and who would care would you care no no neither would I if you're there you deserve to be there probably we hope probably they don't typically just send anybody there they probably know who you are they probably know what you've done do you think they're watching you oh of course there's they're they uh
are collecting lists of people who watch specific YouTube videos or listen to certain music or search certain topics post about taxation being theft there's a big reason why a lot of people like to go around posting um like their firearms and things like that why and there's I don't know cuz people are like look I got this look pores I got a suppressor for my AKA look pores I just got the new FN people actually say pores besides you yeah yeah I wasn't you think I started that I'll take the cred
it sure um but yeah they'll be like look I got all these uh Yeet cannons and not Yeet cannons yeah that's that's a real thing yeah does Cooper know about this I have no idea oh my God he would be in heaven H they're like the biggest piece of [ __ ] but just by the name alone yeah it's like a big clunky piece of plastic and metal and it's not accurate and what do it ye 9 mm oh I was thinking you could just put random [ __ ] in it like potatoes no I'm going to eat a potato no no um sorry yeah than
ks for not clearing your throat I prefer nobody knowing what I do or don't have for the simple fact that I don't like putting a Target on my own back same thing as obsc operational security like you're not going to go Post online about the mission that you're about to go run give up the information to the enemy and in this case the enemy is the government potentially trying to restrict second amendment rights and things like that but yeah so anytime those Trends start you know what I do Post wha
t Nerf guns luckily we have lots and lots of NERF guns yeah so every time we get to respond with a different Nerf gun 1999 target.com guys what oh you're talking about the price I thought thought you were saying 1999 target.com was a website where people could go get discounted Nerf guns or something I'm like what are you talking about we should have Nerf war on a live stream against You and Me Against the kids they don't have see about of course they do they want to see two adults completely do
minate three four children except that would not happen it would happen not by this adult yeah would you hide in the closet i' never play with a Nerf gun I'll take I'll I'll I've just bought them all I've never played with them I'll take each kid down one by one strategically mhm yeah anyways pet peeves okay what's your next one it's my turn mhm it's your turn H let me think let me think I'm putting the camera on you while I think I don't know I don't really have any just sometimes when you drin
k you get in a mood you go from happy to sad that's probably it even if nothing in that moment was the cause of the sadness you dwell on something and then mood completely changes that'd be it so um no drinking for you you genuinely don't believe that any external factors play a role in that maybe sometimes I'm saying 100% no no I'm saying sometimes everything else is perfect everything's going good and we're just relaxing you but you were perfectly happy and smiling and laughing and then someth
ing comes back to your mind and then it completely changes your demeanor and okay I will give you that only when my children do go to their father and I miss them tremendously and I try to cuddle with you and you're like get off me big fat OG and no touching pee pee today e if I ever called it that wouldn't that be such a turn off or you're so desperate at that point they just like I'll take anything even if she got to my little p okay guys I guess we will experiment and I will let you know if h
e's able to get it up after I call it little PE PE the whole time and then we Circle back around about how that's his new pet PE I'm just call this is going to be the first clip that I put on social media little little peep this is going to be the first clip I'm going to clip this out completely out of context and this is what's going up on a tiny little PE sure all right so I'll let you guys know if we ever have sex again and like call day is we if we ever sex again okay if you're not watching
you should be watching on YouTube you should watch on YouTube or and you could because you can put YouTube on in the background well also on YouTube music not just on the video that's what Andrew does while he's working yeah he listens to all his peoples yeah and then I forget everything that they said because I wasn't paying attention yeah and then I watch it again so that I can actually consume it sometimes so if you think about it you are doubly helping them out so it looks like potentially t
hey are even more popular than they actually are possibly thanks to you rewatching your cons it multiple times because of your inability to consume and work well it just it's like we talked about the other day about the like metal music and stuff like that helps me Focus I don't understand it removes other environmental distractions like me no just everything in general it just it the the constant sound eliminates environmental factors that would otherwise distract me even thoughts like oh I nee
d to do this I need to do that or there's not a specific task I know I'm talking about unimportant stuff things that just pop to my mind like that's me while we're having sex you think about about things should we give you some like a bedside notepad so you can just leave that's my brain lean over and WR okay as soon as we're done with this I need to strip the sheets run everything okay that's just enough time until I have to go pick up the kids then when I pick up the kids we need to hurry back
home so I can get dinner pre so that way I have enough time to hurry and go to soccer practice and and I have to do dinner tonight right mhm yeah I pulled out pork chops you pulled out uh no um out of the freezer I pulled pork chops and chicken out of the freezer okay and we've got several pounds of potatoes okay and that is what you are going to be cooking for yourself and the children's sounds good good and BR camera's back on you cuz you got to come up with another P pet peeve after we talk
about the sponsors that we don't have oh yes so somebody please sponsor us I beg of you the camera's on you do you want a lip sync I'll talk and you lips sync make it sound like a to of visit Nona fps. comom for all of your insurance needs in the state of North Carolina state of South Carolina and if you're desperate in Florida and have nobody else to call go ahead give her a call I only take desperate people yeah I don't know people in Florida with insurance are getting pretty desperate everybo
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gotcha not always but just like you can are you calling me fat no you are beautiful with your perfect figure no no you got that little itty bitty waist her voice is like this guys like I can I can seriously almost touch my fingers but look at how big your hands are though whatever show them come on here's up to mine no difference and that's my that's my thumb to your pinky um dependapotamus no like you could identify a marine that's down here from Lun in an instant th% you could probably identif
y their spouse as well is they're going to be wearing a shirt that says you have to no you have to salute me not just my husband their rank on it yeah that's a big that's a yeah there are dependant that believe that they are their spouse's rank what yeah yeah they'll get pissy with you you you could be I don't know going to the commissary or class six you need to let me get at the front of the line because I'm actually salute me my husband's a full birg Colonel A what that's so you have Lieutena
nt Colonel which is um oh my God is it oaklea no it's not oaklea did you say full bird colonel so the so a colonel so you have Lieutenant Colonel that it's right below that then you have these all sound like buckets at KFC maybe a missed opportunity um I mean it's yeah this is this is the family pack that we're getting here the F full bird Cornel at KFC so it's just it's just the differentiator like if you say colonel people might be like Lieutenant Colonel or colonel colonel so people just say
full bird kernel okay and the the rank insignia is a bird so that's where it gets bird from okay chicken no Eagle Fried Chicken Fried Eagle can't [Laughter] see [Music] um we're talking about dependas dependapotamus yes do you have any other pet peeves right about 50 [Music] minutes what's the one that you want to end the show on come on transition there we go now it's on you they're waiting well we're waiting remember Happy Gilmore no I don't remember that jeez I know I failed you is that an ad
ditional pet peeve that you have of mine no that I no don't intake movie quotes the way that you do no because it means that I get to give you my interpretation of it and you can't correct me because if never seen it no I I do remember watching that movie just don't remember line for line I meant overall the fact that you haven't seen a lot of movies that I've seen gotcha okay I mean Bo gross so like just all your grossness all my grossness yeah just all the gross things that boys do I'll just b
e very vague in that so that way we don't tear each other apart but boys are gr i w tear you apart boys are gross I'm here to listen and learn yeah boys are gross just not me every other boy that's why he married me I love you I love you to this been episode 11 if you're watching this hello hello um hopefully you watched the live stream this past Friday if you're listening to this somewhere you probably are wondering why we went from episode 9 to episode 11 we haven't recorded episode 10 yet at
the time of recording this and this one is going to be aired on Monday yep okay so I hope you guys like the new set thank you ladder for being supporting member of our cast um find us on everywhere yep subscribe leave a rating and review on iTunes and everywhere else uh share with your grandma and your pastor see what they think please don't please do yeah I want just don't share with my mom I want moms against people and joying their life to promote Us by trying to be negative about us I can't
believe these sickos are allowed to have a podcast on the internet basically Chloe's girlfriend's mom sure sure sure sure I love you I love you too bye-bye people at home or on your toilet or at work trying to escape the the monotony the cruelty of Monday yeah of your yeah of your boss or that stinky person sitting next to you do you have a stinky person sitting next to you yeah you whatever boys are gross no bye [Music] goodbye
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