BFB 30: Chapter Complete

Stapy: Yo, Match! Check this out! Stapy: [Grunting] [Clicking] [Rumbling] Stapy: Ta-da! Match: Ew. Match: And what's like, that supposed to be, anyway? Stapy: Uh, isn't it obvious? It's my favorite host, of course! Match: Don't you mean, like--OUR favourite host? Match: Look, look! Four's here! He's, like, here! Four: Haha, of course, little Matchy! Four: It's time for the grand finale! I could never miss this! Where's my final two? Bracelety: Over here! You are the best host ever! Even better t

han Ice Cube could ever be as the host! Four: Your obsession with Ice Cube confuses me, but I appreciate it nonetheless! Pencil: And I have a much, much lower appreciation of Ice Cube, but I also agree you're probably better than her! Pencil: ...Maybe. Everyone! Let's all chant Four's name! Firey Jr., 8-Ball: Four! Four! Four! Four! Four: Wow, haha, thank you so much for the support everyone! [Flower echo-ing from the sky] Say, he's been gone for a while... [Loud boom] [Flower echo-ing from the

sky] I wonder when Four's coming back. [Whiring] Firey Jr.: Coming back? Four, what does this mean? Four: No--nothing! It's nothing! [Crash] Bracelety: Coming back? Come back, Four! Liy: Did you go somewhere, Four? Pencil: Wait, you left? Where to? 8-Ball: Four, what did it mean "coming back"? What happened? Match: Like, tell us already, don't leave us like, in the dark! Firey Jr.: Uh, hello? [Tap tap] Firey Jr.: Anybody home in there? Where did you go? Four: Just let me stay--let me stay in her

e forever! [Gelatin echo-ing from the sky] FLOWER?! What on Four did you just do?! [Rustling] Gelatin: Uh... Gelatin: FLOWER? What on Four did you just do? Flower: Nothing! I didn't think I did anything.. What the--?! [Loud crash] Gelatin: Flower! What happened? What do we do? [Crickets chirping] Flower: What the petal was that? Gelatin: Uh, well, whatever it was, it seems to be over! [Loud bang] Four: THIS IS YOUR WARNING! Four: LET ME STAY IN HERE FOREVER! Four: AND LEAVE ME ALONNNNNNNE! [Four

screams] Flower: Yikes, we're sorry, okay--we're sorry, we're sorry, we're sorry! [Silence] Gelatin: Haha! Looks like that's all over! Roll credits. [Crickets chirping] Gelatin: Or we can keep the episode going or something, maybe-- Flower: Let's go help! Right now! Gelatin: Yeah that was my other idea! End the episode or--uhhh, find help or whatever, either works. [Running] Profily: Hello, X'y. X: [Grunts] Profily: You haven't moved in a good few-- Profily: Wait. I think this watch is off by a

couple of minutes. [Chain shifting] Profily: So you haven't moved in a few couple of months so I was wondering if you wanted to come join us in the TV Studio or something. X: No, I'm all good. Staying right here, thanks! Profily: Why there? Why not where I am, or maybe here? Or why not here? X: This is the exact spot where Four descended into the desert, and I'm not leaving his side! Profily: Then I'll join you for a little bit! We sure are good friends. X: Well then, I, uhhhh... will be thankf

ul! X: So yeah! Thank you. My tone is angry! Because of the Four situation! X: My thank you's are geniune! So yeah, thank you so much! [Boom] Announcer: So, Bubble? The Grand Cake isn't so hideous this time, is it? Bubble: I don't know how to tell you this, but, it might actually be worse! Announcer: In denial, I suppose. Surprise, surprise! [Running] Flower: Guys! We came here as fast as we could! Gelatin: Something really big happened you guys! So basically-- Announcer: True. And that big thin

g is that the final episode has begun. So let's begin! Flower: NO! Announcer, not that! We really-- Announcer: SHUSH! Announcer: It is quiet time for you. Let's begin. [Woosh] [BFB Intro music] Announcer: We have a large crowd watching us today! Birthday Cake: WOO! THANK YOU FOR INVITING ME! THIS IS AWESOME! Gelatin: WOW! What a big crowd! Announcer: Um--it seems I forgot to send out all the other invitations. Oh no. Birthday Cake: Don't worry! One of me in the audience is better than 50 of some

other randoms, anyways. Announcer: That's good to hear. Today's Cake at Stake will determine the winner of this entire season of BFB! Announcer: That lucky munchkin will receive 3 prizes, the most for one contestant ever! Birthday Cake: Wooo! Yaaay! Announcer: Thank you, Birthday Cake. Announcer: Speaking of cake, the first of the prizes is the Grand Cake! Flower, Gelatin [Mumbling]: Uh, I dunno, looks gross, kinda a fixer upper. Announcer: I spent all day on it. Flower, Gelatin [Mumbling]: Uh,

I dunno, looks gross, kinda a fixer upper. Announcer: I was expecting you guys to give a nicer reply after I said all that. Whatever. The second prize is the BFB! Gelatin: Yeah, sick! [Beatboxing] Announcer: And finally, the... Flower: The...what? Announcer: The...SIGH. The BFDI! [Flower and Gelatin chatter in excitement] Announcer: So without further ado, I'm curious. Eliminated contestants, I wanna know your opinion on who would want to win the season of BFB! Blocky: ME! My opinion is that it

'd be pretty awesome if I could win BFB! Announcer: But Blocky? You aren't one of the possible contenders. Blocky: Psh, yeah, I know that. Announcer: So why did you think that would-- Blocky: But I just thought you wanted to know my opinion! Blocky: So I thought I could fudge the rules, and-- Announcer: Blocky. Blocky: What? Announcer: Stop talking. Announcer: Back to reality now. Who--among Flower and Gelatin--do you want to win? Balloony: Uhh, uhh, hmm. Gelatin. Why not? Spongy: Oo, a Gelatin

voter, ay? Spongy: I want to be a contrarian, so I'll vote Flower! Ruby: Ooh, me too! You get it, fashion queen! Spongy: Wait! But now we're the majority opinion! May I change my answer? Announcer: No you may not! Loser: Gelatin's got this! Loser: I always appreciate a guy who knows how to strut his style--by impersonating my style? And breaking the law and going to jail...and... Taco: Alright, we'll just move on from that, I guess? Taco: You got this Gelatin! Sometimes one vote can mean everyth

ing! Bubble: Oh my bubble blower! Gelatin's just gotta win! Blocky: Tacster made a great point about one vote meaning everything--and that's why I'm voting Flower. Taco: Thought we were buddies, Blockster! Blocky: Ooooooh, right. Blocky: Uh, Gelatin it is, then! Hah! Blocky [whispering]: Hey! Just keep this between us, okay, Announcer? But I'm really gonna lock my vote in for Flower. Announcer [megaphone]: Blocky's vote is now locked in for Flower! Firey: I'm gonna vote my friend Flower too! Hop

efully a vote from one winner to another. Woody: Flower! Go, go, Flower! Profily: I've spent years and years with both of you so it's hard to choose between you! Balloony: Aw, that's so true! Balloony: Profily's relationships with both of these finalists is so complex and dates back so far, it must be so hard for them to choose! Profily: But I'm feeling like a nature lover today! Good luck gal! Purple Face: HEY! Why do you get a vote?! Purple Face: [Ahem] If 'Funny Circle Friend'-- Profily: Prof

ily. Purple Face: If Profily can vote, I can too! And I'm voting Gelatin, just to spite Profily! Lollipop: Well I'M voting for FLOWER! Everyone: [Gasps] Gelatin: Lollipop, why? Newbie Alliance, remember?! Lollipop: Because, I gave you my coloring and you--you purposefully threw it away! How could you? Gelatin: Oh, Lollipop, no! I could never erase your masterpiece! Gelatin: It's actually way simpler than that! All that happened is I had a really painful fiery death, and when I was respawned, I w

as just normal me again. Lollipop: Ohhh, so you just died... I thought it was something serious or upsetting. Okay! I vote Gelatin! Gelatin: Yay! Leafy: I vote Flower because she's a plant! And also, she voted for me last time. Gotta pay it forward! Flower: Thanks, plant buddy! Announcer: Teardrop, are you going to vote? [Beeping sound] Gelatin: Thanks, Teadster! Really appreciate it! Announcer: So it's all tied up. 7-7. Thanks for nothing. Announcer: I guess it all comes down to the viewers aft

er all. So finally, we're going to need a drumroll. Birthday Cake: Don't worry! I'll be of assistance! [Makes drum roll with their mouth] [Fling] Birthday Cake: AH! Announcer: Eliminated contestants. Make a good ol' drumroll for our current contestants. They deserve it. Profily, Lollipop, Leafy: [Drumroll] [Paper shuffling] Announcer: Wow, another insanely close vote. Good job everyone! [Paper ruffle] Gelatin: This is clearly just paper. Announcer: I was trying to preserve your feelings by prete

nding it was closer than it was. Gelatin: Oh. I see. Announcer: Flower, you received 48,891 votes out of a total of 77,131 votes! Announcer: Congratulations. You win BFB alongside the three prizes this Cake at Stake awards you with! Gelatin: Oh my meat factory. Well! At least this makes me the runner-up! Congrats, Flower! Good game! Flower: You too, Gelly Man! [The BFB 'dings'] Balloony: Uh, guys?! The BFB screen thing! Balloony: MAGIC! Uh--what's happening to it? Firey: Is this thing deep-fryin

g? [Shaking and rustling sounds] Firey: What the? [Cracking and whiring sounds] Balloony: So beautiful! [Cracks and shines] [Loud thud] Ruby: Wow, there it is! The BFB! [Squirt] Ruby: This is gonna be delish! [Licking] Ruby: Guys? I knew it was tasty. But with mustard? No competition, guys. No competition. Now where did I leave my ketchup? Announcer: Stop putting condiments on the prize of the season! Announcer: Flower, here is the Grand Cake. Feel free to put condiments on this prize for the se

ason! Flower: Uh...thanks I guess. Announcer: And here's the BFB! Flower: I still can't believe this is happening! I won BFB, like, really? Carrot Cake #1: Still not appreciative, huh Flower? Flower: Oh gosh! Not you Carrot Cakes again--just slap me and be on with it! Carrot Cake #1: Don't worry. Nothing like that today. I'm just here to deliver you your happy thought! [Thud] [Dreamy noises] Announcer: And the winner of BFB is...Gelatin. Gelatin: Yes! I did it! Newbie alliance, we did it guys! I

t paid off! Lollipop: Congrats, Jello! We did it, buddy! Announcer: And here's your BFB of course! Gelatin: Yoooo, let's go! Flower: Congratulations on the win, Gelatin. You deserve it! Gelatin: Thanks so much, Flower! You're a great competitor! Firey: So, what was the 'happy thought', Flower? Flower: Well, you're my friend so I can trust you, right? Firey: Sure, buddy! Flower: I--look! I'm happy I won and all, but I think I would've also been happy if Gelatin won. Flower: Maybe it'll be cool if

I shared a prize with him or something! Firey: I'm not gonna tell what to do with your prize because it's yours... Firey: But I'll just say, I had an opportunity to share my prize with someone close to me! Firey: And I made a mistake. Whereas right now, you have an opportunity Flower! Flower: ...hm, thanks Firey! Lollipop: Second place ain't half bad, buddy. I'm proud of you. Gelatin: Thank you! I forgot we were competing for a while. Lollipop: ...you what? For how long?! Gelatin: Three years o

r so. Flower: Yo, Jelly Head! Gelatin: Hey Flower! Congrats again on the win! Flower: I think in a lot of ways--you truly won, Gelatin! Gelatin: Huh? How so? Flower: Look at the alliance you made, Jello! I might've won the season but you made a lot of close relationships. Nothing beats that! Gelatin: Yeah, I guess there is a victory in everything. Thanks, Flower! Flower: I also think you've earned this! Gelatin: Wha--Flower? Gelatin: You won this! Gelatin [to Lollipop]: Right, Lollipop? Flower w

on this? [Lollipop nods] Gelatin: Okay, Flower--you won this! Flower: I wanted to win the show, Jello. I've done that. I think you deserve this and you clearly want it, haha. Gelatin: This really means a lot to me. Gelatin: Thanks so much, Flower! [Hugs] [Running] Lollipop: That was so cool! All right, Jelly Boy. Let's see how this BFB thing works anyway. Gelatin: Alrighty! Do I just open it like a book? Gelatin: Aaa-aannd-- [Shimmering] [BFB 1 playing on the BFB] Gelatin: Woah! Gelatin: It's ep

isode one of the season, guys. It's LITERALLY BFB! Gelatin: And I can scrub along and...guys, look! Gelatin: It's all our little moments throughout the season! Gelatin: Why did my voice sound so weird back then? Gelatin: Look! Teadster! It's you! And--OMG! I gotta check this out! [Gelatin beatboxing from BFB 16 loops] Gelatin: Here it is! See? Pretty cool, right folks? [Gelatin beatboxing from BFB 16 loops] Lollipop: And I thought once was enough, haha! [Gelatin beatboxing from BFB 16 loops] [Ge

latin beatboxing from BFB 16 loops] Lollipop: No, seriously--once was more than enough. [Gelatin beatboxing from BFB 16 loops] [Gelatin beatboxing from BFB 16 loops] Lollipop: Gelatin, take the hint. Once was enough. [BFB pauses] Gelatin: Heh--sorry. Lollipop: This is pretty cool though! Lollipop: Seems like Four has somehow made this high-tech deep-fried seasonal block that preserves all the video footage of this season! Lollipop: Fascinating! I wonder if he was involved in the making of the BF

DI prize too? Then... Gelatin: Beatbox! Lollipop: Sigh! Yes, Gelatin--Beatbox. Lollipop: But I wonder why Four would go through so much effort to make these? Gelatin: 'cause he's dumb? Lollipop: [Sarcastically] Yes, that is EXACTLY correct. Flower: And I believe I'm owed one more prize. Right, Speakery? Announcer: Uhh, yep. You win the, uh--the, um, the-yikes, uh-- Flower: The BFDI! Come on Announcer, we went through enough to win this. Announcer: Sigh. Fine. A competition is a competition. You'

ve earned it. Here is the BFDI! Flower: Thank you! Flower: Argh--give it! ANNOUNCER! GIVE IT! [Big crash] Purple Face: Hah! Gelatin or Flower, having the BFDI? Purple Face: I don't think so! It's Purple Face time! Purple Face: [Evil laugh] Balloony: Was wondering when you were gonna, y'know, do what you do. Makes sense! Flower: PURPLE FACE, GET BACK HERE! That BFDI is not yours! Announcer: Yeah, it's mine! Flower: Also not true! Announcer: Purple Face. You are not taking off with that prize that

easily. Firey: Guys! Let's help Flower grab her prize! After Purple Bro! Blocky: What's even his plan, here? Taco: Looks like he's heading for the gold bus! [Running] [Jump] Woody: QUICKLY, GUYS! Purple Face: [Evil Laugh] Purple Face: The ultimate escape! I'll just hide the BFDI under this seat here, and drive! Purple Face: Now I'm swiftly away from all those annoying contestants-- [Loud crash] Spongy: Uh...I was relaxing here. Purple Face: Will you tell anyone where I...hid the BFDI? Is this g

onna be a problem? Spongy: I won't tell anyone if I can just relax here in peace. Purple Face: Sure thing! Spongy: Then my lips are sealed! Firey: Quick, everyone! Or slowly. We're not exactly in a rush here... [Walking] Purple Face: Dah--what?! Curses! Purple Face: You're somehow caught up quick! Too bad you'll never know where I hid the BFDI! Purple Face: [Evil laughter] Spongy: Purple Face hid it under a chair towards the back of the bus. Purple Face: You. Purple Face: You! Purple Face: SAID

YOU WOULDN'T TELL ANYONE ABOUT THAT, GOOBER! Spongy: I said I wouldn't as long as I could relax in peace, and you broke that deal, dumb-dumb! Purple Face: GRRR! Profily: Hello once again, yellow friend! Still here, I see? X: This is the last episode! BFB means so much to him! I just know he'll come back! Profily: So anyway, can you explain this whole desert thing to me anyway--where is he? X: He's right here. On the ground. Pat! Pat! Profily: Okay. And you are right here. Pat, Pat! Paaaat! [Thud

!] Four: Four is just living in their own head right now. I've just been here watching all these weird BFDI episodes they keep scripting out! Profily: Wh--wait what? X: See? Four: He's making a season finale with Pencil and Bracelety right now! Profily: Well, that's good news at least! Close to the end of the season! X: This is the 43rd hypothetical season I've watched them run through their head. Profily: Ah. Not as good then, is it? Profily: Say, how did I do in this season? X: Uh, you're not

exactly...in this season... Profily: Not in it as in I'm--not in the final two? Because I came third? Aha, I will take it! X: Uhh, yeah, third. Let's go with that, why not... Profily: I suppose they're, like, escaping because they didn't feel wanted, huh? X: Like--with the Speakery Host stuff? Profily: I mean, the whole Pillary Ruins, too! I guess. Remember when Four was in jail? And the party stuff? No one cared. Profily: And everyone loving Announcery Ferfouncery must've been rough. I dunno. N

o one wants to be forgotten and brushed aside. Profily: I know that better than anyone... X: Wait--so, you think Four would come back if--we just showed him we care about him? Profily: Of course! I mean, that's why they left in the first place right? What we need to do is give Four a big, big, hug! [Distorted ringing] Profily: Someone help me! Guys! Whatever you do! Don't hug the cactus! It's deadly, I'm serious! [Pops] [Recovery] Profily: Let's ignore that last moment, but maybe if I try huggin

g the ground, huh? X: Yeah--anyway, thank you Profily! X: I have to go! Profily: Oh? So I guess I'll, uh, just stay here then, haha. Profily and Four time! Haha. Hmm? Hey Four... Can you hear me? Profily: Wake up! Fouuuur! [Pats ground] Profily: Little Four, it's time to wake up now! Pencil: Wow! I'm so glad I won the prize! This, uh, this thing. It's really good! Four: You're very welcome! We've done so many seasons! Four: We were running out of prizes. But thankfully, that one is really good!

Pencil: That's what I just said. [Shaking] [Profily echo-ing from the sky] Profily: Hey Four... Can you hear me? Wake up! [Profily echo-ing from the sky] [Knock knock] Profily: Four... Little Four, it's time to wake up now! Stapy: What's uh, what's going on out there? Stapy: And who was that? Have you tried waking up? Four: Wake up? I don't want to, though! Bracelety: We don't need 'em, Four! You can stay here! Forever! WE all like you, at least! Four: Why did you emphasize we? Who doesn't like

me? Match: Oh, like, Four. You know the answer to that! Hahahaha! 8-Ball: Everyone except us! But don't worry Four, I don't have a favorite number. But I do have a favorite host! You! Four: Oh man--I made you guys up, didn't I? None of this is even real, is it?! Pencil: Great detective work, buddy! Did that take you all day? [Sarcastic clapping] Four: So even the fake version of you that I made up in my head still behaves like this, huh?! Match: Hahaha, even like, your fake friends inside your o

wn head hate you! Four: And it doesn't even stop here! Everyone up there hates me too! Liy: Don't say that. Four: They rejected me! They liked their little speaker box! Well then they can have him. I get it guys. I'll never be as good! Match: But then, why won't they leave you alone? Four: Very good question, Match! Match: I'm you--I'm a figment of your imagination, remember? Four: Uh, yes--I get that. Match: I'm just, like, pointing out that you just, like, complimented yourself on your own ide

a. Yikes! Four: Okay, this conversation derailed rather quickly! Four: Regardless, they all pushed me away! And now they won't leave me alone! Four: Well you know what I say to that? Imaginary 8-Ball, they don't get to have me back. They can keep the weird speaker box forever! 8-Ball: They won't even care... Four: GRR! [Laser] Liy: And you wonder why they all rejected you, huh?! Four: This is not my fault! David: Seriously? Firey Jr.: You kill people for fun, and you torture us with eternal math

! And get angry if we don't DO IT! Stapy: Not to mention all the guilt tripping and overpossessiveness! Four: STOP TALKING! I don't need you imaginary folks anyway! [Snap] [Pop] Four: In fact, I don't need any of you! Real or not! Four: [Grunting] Four: [Evil laughter] X: Guys! X: Please! Can you all help me? Lollipop: Whatever you need, Little X! Lollipop: Don't I need to avenge you for something or whatever? X: Never mind that. Help me with this, and we'll consider the score even. I need you a

ll to help me save Four! Balloony: Save Four? What if he pulls my fingers again?! Ruby: And--when he did pull your finger, there was no punchline! Balloony: It also...really hurt me! Ruby: Yeah, but, the worst part was that there was no "pull my finger" punchline! Loser: You want us to save Four? I mean--Four wouldn't save us! X: You all chose to partake in Four's show. Please just help me get him back. If not for him, then for me! Please! Gelatin: X never steered us wrong, guys! Come on! Gelati

n: So what do you need pal? X: Just follow me and bring the BFB! Gelatin: You got it! Hop, hop, hop! Profily: ♫ Lalala, building sandcastles, minding my own business, and singing to myself like the legend that I am! ♫ [Rumbling, rustling] Four: [Screaming] Profily: WAIT JUST ONE SECOND! Profily: My sandcastles are good but I don't remember building that one, am I right folks? Hahah! Four: Close your mouth, and leave me alone! Profily: Huh, y'know, it's kinda weird--all this Four talk and now it

feels like I'm seeing him everywhere I look! Leafy: Spongy said the BFDI is under the seat! Quick, let's grab it! Purple Face: Nope, no no, NO! Purple Face: This is my BFDI, now and forever! Taco: Why are you doing this, Purple Breath?! Leafy: I understand the feeling of wanting to steal something. But why the BFDI, Purple Man? Purple Face: [Evil laughter] Purple Face: You want to know the truth behind my evil schemes, huh? Well-- [Purple Face narrating] Remember back in the final 14, where if y

ou move the camera to the right, Profily was there? Profily: Hey! I'm here! [Purple Face narrating] Well, if you move the camera to the left, Announcer was there! Announcer: Hey guys, what's up, skaters? [Purple Face narrating] BUT, if you moved the camera UP, I was there all along! Purple Face: Hah, yes! I am EVIL! And I have evil, big wings too! [Evil laughter] Firey: Actual answer, right now! Purple Face: Because NONE of you RESPECT ME! Four: If you move the camera up, I was there, ALL ALONG

! Four: But now I realize that's the best fate for me. Alone and forgotten. But at least I'll be in peace! [Four dissolves into the sand] [Four moves across the desert floor] [Running] X: Profily! What just happened over here? Profily: Sounded like Four was heading back to the Pillary Ruins, folks. Ruby: Sounded like Four was heading back to the Pillary Ruins, folks. [Car horn plays] [Loud crash] Ruby [singing]: The FreeSmart Van! Lollipop: Oh no--I thought this thing got wrecked! Ruby: Well, it

's been a while, Lolly! I fixed it. Lollipop: [Sarcastically] That's...that's great! Bubble: Nice thinking, Ruby. You're so smart! Ruby: I know...now, everyone, get in! [Rumbling] [Engine starts] [Driving] Gelatin: Is there a radio on this thing? Ruby: That's broken--but luckily, I have my voice box! Lollipop: Ruby! Don't you dare! [Bird scream] Purple Face: You guys don't thank me for my TV idea! Purple Face: I keep getting refused hosting stuff! Purple Face: I bet you guys wish I was back in m

y box, don't you? Announcer: A little bit. Leafy: Purple Man! I think your contributions have been great! Flower: Yeah! Remember the sweater I gave you? The Earth took a major toll for that piece of art. That's for sure! Purple Face: Mmmmm...true. Flower: SO GIVE ME THE BFDI, RIGHT THIS SECOND! Purple Face: [Struggling] Flower: WOAH! [Thud] Purple Face: NO! I need something for my hard work! Announcer: Back where it belongs! It's my show, it belongs to me! Firey: Well I won the first season, I d

eserve it the most! Taco: Well, I want to rewatch the Barf Bag contest! ...clearly my motivation is best so I deserve it. Leafy: I already let Firey lose one prize. I won't let him lose another! Woody: Hi--yah! Woody: No more fighting, or else no one keeps it! [Slam!] Spongy: I deserve it! I've been eliminated four times! Blocky: BFDI stands for my very own show! Think it's mine, guys! Leafy: Hand it over! Announcer: It's mine! Everyone: [Struggling] [Loud engine noise] Lollipop: We haven't seen

Four since the desert. The lack of Four sightings is alarming! Maybe we should turn around? Gelatin: Luckily, we have a very special, smart friend for this type of stuff. Droplet! Gelatin: Do you notice anything unusual nearby that can relate to Four? [Clicking sounds] [Beeping] Four: GARGH! Just leave me alone already! [Stretching sound] X: Great work, gang! After him! Everyone: [Struggling] [Bang] [Crash] Flower: What the--what just happened? Firey: The world went sideways, duh! Firey: Clearl

y someone didn't take Gelatin's earth class! Announcer: I think the bus is dangling from something! Blocky: You didn't stop the bus, Purple Bro? Purple Face: It drives by itself. Once I got it started, you all distracted me! This is all your fault! Not mine at all! Spongy: Guys--okay, everyone just calm down! Just hand ME the BFDI! Spongy: And then we can just all be done with this! Taco: Cut it out! What has gotten into all of you? Taco: The BFDI is cool but this is so reckless and ridiculous.

Everyone get off of this bus before we all die! Nothing is worth this type of nonsense! Blocky: Alright, gang. We're gonna need to climb up outta here! Quickly everyone! [Zipping sound effect] Leafy: Uh, where's Flower, guys? Firey: And Purply Boy? Blocky: And the Speaker Box?! Leafy: Don't tell me they all stayed on that bus! Taco: The BFDI is still in there, too! [Everyone chatters in excitement at the BFDI] Flower: I NEED IT! I've worked so hard for it, this season! Purple Face: As have I! I

need it more than anyone! Announcer: BFDI is literally mine. I deserve this. Pretty please? Flower: But I won it! Purple Face: I haven't been paid all season! This is payment enough for me! Announcer: I waited for years to return for this. Don't let it go to waste! Purple Face: Oh, why is it so important, Speaker Face?! Purple Face: Just get another copy! Announcer: That's exactly it. This is the only remaining copy of the entire show! [Boom] [Engine noises] Loser: We can see you, Four! Balloony

: Not a great disguise, buddy! Four: Curses! [Shifting sound] [Zoom] X: I can't believe he's protesting this much! BFB means so, so much to him! Gelatin: Really? Why? X: Oh! Well, back in the day--BFDI was his favorite show! Gelatin: K. Gelatin: Wait--really? Flower: So, wait. None of it is preserved, like--at all? Announcer: Some clips exist on the internet, but this is the last existing archive of the whole show. It's my life's work. I need it! Purple Face: Wanna talk about life's work? My ent

ire life's work was starring in one Yellow Face commercial! Purple Face: Then I was boxed away and then I did a variety hour. I've only done enough things to fit on one hand! Announcer: Hey--the hand gag is mine! Flower: You're not giving yourself enough credit, Purple Bro. You hosted a Cake at Stake and explored an oven with us! Flower: Sometimes you can tell you aren't welcome if people questioned why you're around... Flower: But I don't think anyone did that with you! We got used to seeing yo

u around and if anything, it was nice to have a host around that we knew wouldn't blast a laser at us every three seconds. Flower: Truly, you've been integral to BFB, Purply! We really like you being here with us. Purple Face: Wow! ...thank you, Flower. [Driving] [Screech] Gelatin [in van]: It's the high speed express train! Thanks, Supervan. You've done a great job. Gelatin: Fantastic use of the van, Ruby! Lollipop: It's great this thing is back in action! Alright, guys. Let's all board the exp

ress train! Lollipop: We can beat Four back to the Pillary Ruins! Four: Wow! That train does look fast! Four: Thanks for the idea, Lolly Head! Four: Leave me alone, folks! Choo choo! [Zoom] Lollipop: Maybe we--shouldn't have announced our plans? Balloony: I feel conflicted. On the one hand, I find Four's presence very scary and alarming-- Balloony: but then he goes and says 'Choo choo!' which must be, like...the least threatening phrase ever. Balloony: You know what I mean? Ruby: CHOO CHOO! [Sm

ack] Ruby: Think again, Balloon Buddy! Gelatin: Luckily we have a backup! The steam train is still here! Lollipop: Excellent idea, friend! Lollipop: Everyone, get on! [Zip!] Purple Face: Okay, oookay...maybe I'm being selfish by wanting the BFDI so badly. Announcer: You have an interesting definition of the word "maybe". Purple Face: Flower, you earned it. Thanks for making me realize. I'm not just some dumb cameo in a commercial. Purple Face: You know, Flower, you've really changed. I'm heading

out. See you folks, outside! Announcer: Well it's just us now. Announcer: I guess we can argue and argue over who gets it, but maybe that's not fair. You did win it! Flower: Nah, I don't want it anymore. Flower: What Purple Face just said--that's worth the win in itself! Keep the BFDI, buddy. Let's get out of this death trap! [Thud] [Skid] Flower: I've decided that the BFDI belongs to our Speakery pal here! Flower: Anyway, glad that's settled! I guess every finale has something wild in it but

it's all settled now! Firey: Agreed! Thank goodness there's not some, other even bigger conflict going on! Firey: That would be lame! Leafy: So, is it just me that notices the desert is no longer...blue? Flower: [Sigh] We're not quite finished yet, are we? Lollipop: So--what, Four was a big fan of BFDI, you said? Gelatin: Yeah I mean...we definitely have free time. Wanna explain that? X: Four wasn't just a big fan, Four was the biggest fan! Bigger than you can possibly imagine! [Flash] [X narrat

ing] He'd sit and memorize BFDI episodes, he was in love with it! X: Still watching that BFBDFI show thing? Are you? Four: Uh huh, oh! Shh! Four: This is my favourite scene of this episode! Announcer (BFDI 17): Let's take some time to commemorate Blocky's elimination! Announcer (BFDI 17): No! Pssh. Let's not do that. Leafy (BFDI 17) & Four in unison: I agree! Let's not. Four: One day, X, people are gonna be quoting me! I'm gonna be on that show! X: Really, Four?! Four: The world's gonna know my

name! Four: I'll be the favorite! I'LL BE THE FAVORITE. [X narrating] Once the second season finished, Four compiled all of his recordings of the episodes into a block! [X narrating] Creating the BFDI! [Season 1 theme plays] [Flash] X: And I think that might be the only preservation of the first two seasons left! Gelatin: Wow--he was such a huge superfan, and he got his chance to host the show and... Lollipop: We all rejected him... Bubble: I just want to point out though--Four was kind of mean

to us. Lollipop: That's true too! Gelatin: Maybe we were all a little mean, here. [Train stops] [Thud] Gelatin: But, we have time to fix any damage! Let's save our favorite alien friend! X: HEY! Gelatin: Uh--ONE of our favourite alien friends! Gelatin: Hooray! Let's do it! [Running] Flower: Hello? We're back! Profily: Oh, why hello! Leafy: So, what happened? Profily: Well, you guys all left, but then you came back. Flower: Did you somehow think we were asking you what happened to us? What happe

ned to everyone else? Profily: Ohhhhh. Four became conscious again and fled to the Pillary Ruins...I think! Flower: WHAT! Guys, we need to go help, right now! Profily: Nah. Woody: Huh? We have to help! Profily: They've got it covered, I'm sure they'll know what to do. Announcer: So what are you suggesting we do in the meantime? Nothing? Profily: Actually, I had a better idea! I'm gonna need help setting something up, folks! Bubble: Where could he be? Ruby: I really thought this would be the land

mark in the Pillary Ruins he would come to! Sorry guys.. Balloony: I know one final place he might be, and I know it all too well... Balloony: Yep, guys. I found him. Ruby: Where, Balloony? Balloony: Riiiiight up there! [Whooshing sound] Gelatin: Teardrop! You know how to just run up this thing, right? [Nod] Lollipop: Then take it away, Tearster! You got this, buddy! Gelatin: Everyone, hold hands and hold on tight! We're heading up to the BRB! [Pitter patter] [Zoom] Four: I asked you to leave me

alone. You didn't listen. Four: I asked to be here in the ruins by myself, and you didn't listen. Four: There's only one place I can think of more lonely and empty than this place, and you've all pushed me to this! Four: [Struggling] Lollipop: What on 'Four's BRB' is going on up there? Loser: I think he might be propelling up! The BRB is lifting, guys! [The BRB rockets into the sky] [Zoom] Ruby: Weeee, we're flying! Bubble: This is not a happy ocassion, Ruby! Ruby: AHHH! We're flying! Everyone:

[Scream] [BRB zooms] [Crash] [Stretching sounds as Four moves into the Sun] Flower: I wonder how the 'saving Four' stuff is going? [Stretching sound repeats] Flower: About as well as I expected, so far. [Scene transition, zoom] Clock: Uh, hey Two! You're more powerful than Four, right? Clock: Can't you do something about this sun thing? Two: I don't know where you heard that--but, anyways, I'd rather stay out of it. Clock: But..the sun is BLUE?! Two: And I'm green! Lollipop: Talk to us, Four! I

demand it! Balloony: FOUR! Time to chat now, buddy! Loser: Heeeere Four, Four, Four! Heeerere Four, Four, Four, Four, Four! Ruby: Can't avoid your best mate Ruby for long, Four! It's time to chit-chat! Four: PLEASE! Why won't you all just leave me alone? You don't want me as your host--I get it! Four: Whatever! I've moved on, so why won't you?! Gelatin: BECAUSE WE'RE MAD, OKAY?! We're mad at you, FOUR! Gelatin: You come in, and make us compete for these prizes, and you hurt us! Gelatin: And yo

u're mean to us! Gelatin: And then we all choose to still compete for your prize, and you continue to hurt us, and-- Gelatin: I don't know, pulling our fingers so we feel pain for your own benefit? Gelatin: Or--like, killing us, or doing that weird thing where you spin us into weird shapes?! Gelatin: And you put all of us in cages for MONTHS?! We like you, Four! Gelatin: That's why we stayed, but you can't expect us to remain fully committed when you don't even treat us nicely! Gelatin: Maybe--m

aybe I was too harsh there? I just-- Four: No. You're right, I'm sorry. Gelatin: Thank you. And for what it's worth, Four, we're sorry too. We obviously enjoyed your hosting this season! Gelatin: People don't compete for thirty episodes for something they actively dislike. Gelatin: Sure, some people did move on, but what matters is that we stayed. We were here for you, buddy! Ruby: Yeah, we've had a great time being in your season, Four! Bubble: And we got cool sweaters...and did weird different

challenges, like building a tower and stuff! Balloony: And to be fair--while the BRB was rough--we did get tablets and stuff to use in those cages! Loser: It's been so fun, if only there was some way to show you how we've had fun! Gelatin: Flawless segue, Loser. But regardless, we can show you how much fun we had Four--with the BFB! [Clips showing the contestants and hosts having fun, with "This is BFB" instrumental playing over the clips.] [Clips showing the contestants and hosts having fun, w

ith "This is BFB" instrumental playing over the clips.] Flower: LET'S PARTY, TACO-- [Clips showing the contestants and hosts having fun, with "This is BFB" instrumental playing over the clips.] Four: X! You're a true blue friend! X: I'm not blue! [Clips showing the contestants and hosts having fun, with "This is BFB" instrumental playing over the clips.] [Clips showing the contestants and hosts having fun, with "This is BFB" instrumental playing over the clips.] Bell: Whee! Yellow Face: Yay! [Cl

ips showing the contestants and hosts having fun, with "This is BFB" instrumental playing over the clips.] Balloony: Now we're climbing a mountain! [Clips showing the contestants and hosts having fun, with "This is BFB" instrumental playing over the clips.] Gelatin: Gelatin: It's been a really fun season, Four. Thanks for hosting it! [Shifting] [Pop] Four: You're welcome, Gelatin! Thanks for being such a great player. Four: Congratulations on winning, by the way! Gelatin: [Laughs] Flower won! Fo

ur: Oh dear, I had a lot of money writing on that. Oh no, this is really like bad news guys... Gelatin: Maybe you can discuss this later. X: FOUUUR! You're back! Four: X, it's great to see you! You're a true yellow friend! X: Thaaaat's me! Lollipop: Can we leave the Sun now? Three times here is overkill for one lifetime! [Drip] Lollipop: Also I'm melting again. Four: Sure thing! Let's get out of here! [Snap] [Pop!] Everyone: Yay! Flower: You guys did it! Gelatin: Yeah, and we couldn't have done

it without the BFB, Flower! Thanks, again! Flower: No worries, Jello! We should have been teaming up together for a long time! Flower: Seems like it's a good combination! Gelatin: Very true, my friend! Four: Hey Announcer, thanks for taking care of the end of the season! Announcer: Well, it is my-- Four: I know. It's your show. Four: And I'm sorry I took it from you. Announcer: I understand. And without you, we probably wouldn't have made another season. Announcer: And I wouldn't have had the or

iginal seasons backed up, either. So, I don't know, I guess you're cool! X: He sure is, Speaker Friend! Purple Face: Uh, now are you gonna thank me? For hosting episode 29 all by myself too, Four? Four: [Gasp] You did?! Announcer: He did. He actually saved the series. I, uh, nearly got it cancelled. Sorry about that! Four: Well then, I owe a big thank you to you, Purply Head. You really outdid yourself! Purple Face: Yay! Profily: Also, not to break the celebration, but while those folks were sav

ing you, we were working on something a little cool! Four: Oh gosh--what is it? Profily: Your very own party, Four! [Party horn] Profily: I know we didn't come through for you a couple of rounds ago, but I hope this makes up for it! Four: Everyone--thank you so much! It's perfect! Leafy: I mean, it was a group effort but a lot of this was Profily's doing. It was truly their idea! Profily: [Gasp] You like it! Yay, yay, yaaaay! Four: Wow! Then...thank you Profily. Clearly it was the right decision

to let you join the game! Profily: Correction--I was always in the game. Four: Wellll, I don't know about that. Profily: Wellll, I was, so conversation over. Four: Anywaaaay, I really appreciate it, Profily. Thank you so much! [Gelatin narrating] So we all had a fantastic party to finish the season. [Gelatin narrating] We played games and ate food, and just got to hang out without the stress of a competition holding us down! Flower: Hey Bub, Ruby! Ruby: What's up? Flower: Wanna help me eat this

grand cake? Bubble: YOY! [Munching, eating] Leafy: It must be nice for Flower and Gelatin to actually, like, use their prizes, huh? Firey: [Sigh] Well, Dream Island is all in the past anyway--onwards and upwards! Leafy: Hey...why don't we just find a new one? Firey: What do you mean? Leafy: We don't have Dream Island right now, but, like--we can always find a new island, and make it our Dream Island! Firey: You--you wanna do that? Cause that sounds awesome! Leafy: We have a lot of lost time to

catch up on, Fireman! Let's do it! Firey: Let's go! Leafy: Yeah! [Gelatin narrating] And we all just got to relax and have fun for a while! [Gelatin narrating] And while some things stayed the same... [Gelatin narrating] Some really cool new opportunities opened up too! [Gelatin narrating] And while some of us relaxed and took time off, some of us were keen to think ahead to the future! Gelatin: But really, any path seems like the right one to me, as long as I'm with my best friends. Gelatin: An

yway! So that's the comic I wrote, inspired by Teardrop's comics! What do you reckon she will think of it? Bubble: I'm sure she'll love it! Ruby: Has anyone actually seen Teardrop? She's been missing for like, a day now. Lollipop: Hmm, well--I'm sure we'll see her again sooner than we think. Leafy: Alright! We got everything, Fireball? Flower: You guys sure this is gonna be safe? Firey: Surely. I guess just try recovering us every now and then, in case, y'know, haha... Flower: Good luck guys...I

hope you find the Dream Island you're looking for. Leafy: Thanks, friendo! We'll miss you, Flower! [Motor starts] Leafy: Congrats on winning, girl! You deserve it. Firey: We'll see you soon! Flower: Bye guys! Flower: I'll miss you! Gelatin: Flower! There you are! Blocky and Woody need new guests for their show! Gelatin: I thought you'd be an awesome partner. Wanna go together? Flower: That sounds awesome! [Running] Flower: I really did win, didn't I? Flower: Wait up, Gelatin! Wait for me! [Musi

c] Cary: Oh my gosh, you guys! That was the end of a crazy episode! But not only is it the end of a crazy episode, it's the end of the whole season, 'cause that was the finale of BFB. Cary: We saw the journey of two algebralians, Four and X, as they hosted a show for three and a half years straight! Michael (as Four): Thank you for joining me, X! Cary (as X): And thank you for running the show and leading me! Oh, we got the dog to start barking... Cary: But now, it's time to bring this chapter t

o a close, because, we're passing the torch onto our friend Adam Katz! Cary: He is starting the third season of his awesome object show, Inanimate Insanity Season 3! [Inanimate Insaniy Invitational Intro plays] Cary: Since this season is coming to a close, we're gonna take a little break, just to focus on other parts of our life! Cary: But if you really wanna know what's up, you can check out the Jacknjellify Tiktok, where we have been posting daily for...11 months? Remote: Yes! Cary: We might a

lso still be uploading casual videos to this channel whenever we feel like it, but there just won't be a dedicated schedule until we have some other big project coming! Cary: But if you wanna see what the characters are still up to in the future, of course, TPOT 2 is still happening, so be sure to stay tuned for that! Michael: We'll be back! Cary: Yeah, we'll be back, don't worry about us! Michael: One more thing is, we would not be able to do any of this without the crew. So thank you to the BF

B crew for just sticking with us this entire year, just making all this possible! Cary: I'm sure Four and X will be back in future videos of some sort or another... Cary: We just don't know when yet, so if you wanna know what they're up to in future projects, subscribe to Jacknjellify.. Thanks for watching! Michael: Thank you! [Credits music] [Waves crashing] Leafy: So, Firey--the first word of the season was "Hey." Firey: Yeah? Leafy: So, I thought it'd be cool if we made the last word the same

too, right? Firey: True! Leafy: Hey! Firey: Why are you saying "hey"? We're already talking. Leafy: No, I'm saying "hey" like--so it's the last word of the season. Hey! Firey: Yo, what's up? Leafy: You're not following me, just be quiet. Hey! Firey: I'm getting mixed signals. You want me to be quiet but you also say "hey?" Leafy: Just--okay, the last word of the season has to be "hey", okay? Firey: Sure. Leafy: Hey. Firey: Hey! Leafy: YES! We did i-- Leafy: Oh, I kept talking. Darn. Firey: Rook

ie mistake, I see. Leafy: Hey! Firey: Yo! Leafy: He--no. Say "hey." Firey: Hey. Leafy: But like, after I say it. Hey! Firey [interrupting]: Hey! Leafy: I was midway through speaking. How about this? On the count of three, we both say "hey", okay? Three- Firey: Hey? Leafy: That was my bad--I meant to count down but, okay.. Leafy: Let's try again. One, Two-- X: Hey, I need to borrow this! [Cranks] X: Thanks! Firey and Leafy: HEY!