Biden and Trump Face Off on Super Tuesday, Taylor Swift Urges 282M Followers to Vote | Tonight Show

-Welcome, everybody. Welcome to "The Tonight Show." You’re here. You made it. Thank you very much. Thank you for watching at home. Guys, it was a big day in politics because today was Super Tuesday. [ Audience oohs ] Which is exciting because that means tomorrow is super hump day. [ Laughter ] Both Biden and Trump won the most delegates tonight, but they aren’t very popular, which is why poll sites were handing out stickers that said... Meanwhile, today, Taylor Swift got on Instagram and encoura

ged her 282 million followers to vote. Yeah, which backfired when everyone voted for the blank space. [ Laughter ] [ Cheers and applause ] No, no, okay, I'll do that one. Apparently ahead of Super Tuesday, staffers at MSNBC were scrambling after bedbugs were found at their headquarters. -Oh! -Anyway, welcome to 30 Rock, everyone. Enjoy. There's a hazmat suit under your chairs, yeah. [ Laughter ] That’s right. Today, 15 states and one territory held primary elections or caucuses. Yep, voters went

to the polls in Vermont, Alabama, Maine, Massachusetts. You know what? The list is so long, I can’t even get through it. So we wrote this song to make it easier to remember. Take a look. - ♪ When you can’t remember ♪ ♪ The names of the Super Tuesday states ♪ ♪ When you try to recall them ♪ ♪ And you feel your mind go blank ♪ ♪ We’re here to solve your problems ♪ ♪ And all the problems this creates ♪ ♪ Just sing Va-M-M-M ♪ ♪ Utovcacastanc ♪ What does Vammmutovcacastanc stand for? Why, it’s an ea

sy-to-remember acronym for all the states in the Super Tuesday primary. Vermont, Alabama, Maine, Massachusetts. Minnesota, Utah, Texas, Oklahoma, Virginia, California, Arkansas, Colorado, American Samoa, Tennessee, Alaska, and North Carolina, of course. All together in one simple little acronym that rolls right off the tongue. You’ll never forget the Super Tuesday states again when you sing our helpful little song. ♪ Vammmutovcacastanc ♪ ♪ Vammmutovcacastanc ♪ Everybody now. ♪ Vammmutovcacastanc

♪ ♪ Vammmutovcacastanc ♪ -♪ Kaleid-o-bility ♪ -That guy’s great. [ Cheers and applause ] So easy to remember now. So easy to remember now. Yeah. Well, guys, a lot of people are talking about this. Today, Facebook and Instagram experienced a massive outage and went down for over half a million people. Yeah. All day people were like, "If I can’t post a photo of me voting, what was the point?" [ Laughter ] Tonight at dinner, kids looked up from their phones like, "Whoa, I have a sibling?" [ Laught

er ] Without Facebook, your annoying coworker just shouted status updates throughout the day. Taco Tuesday! Taco Tuesday! Well, switching gears, I saw that Jeff Bezos just reclaimed his title as the world’s richest person, beating Elon Musk. Yeah. Here’s what the billionaires had to say about it. First, Jeff Bezos said... Then Elon Musk said... Then Donald Trump said... Bezos said... And Trump said... Then Elon said... Then Trump said... Then Bezos said... And Trump said... Then Bezos said... An

d Trump said... There you go. I can’t believe they did this. Interesting. Isn't that thoughtful? Some more business news. The exercise equipment company BowFlex has filed for bankruptcy. I’m shocked because I thought BowFlex went out of business two decades ago. [ Laughter ] Well, listen to this. A man staying at a hotel in Las Vegas claims that while he was asleep in his room, a scorpion stung his testicles. [ Audience ohhs ] His wife was, "Alright. I’ll buy the scorpion story. But how did you

get crabs?" -Hey! Whoa! And finally, a woman in the UK got her coat snagged on one of those metal gates that come down in front of the stores when they close, and, well, just watch what happened when the store opened. -Oh! [ Audience exclaiming ] Yeah. When an employee finally noticed, they were like, "Don’t worry, we close in eight hours." Yeah. We have a great show, everyone. Give it up for the Roots! Come on now. -♪ Missing in action, trying to capture the concept ♪ ♪♪ ♪♪ -Welcome to the show

, everybody. Oh, I just want to quickly mention that tune in to NBC next Tuesday, one week from tonight. It will be the premiere of season 2 of my show "Password." [ Cheers and applause ] Hosted by Emmy winner Keke Palmer. Joe Manganiello will be on. It’s a great show, super funny, so gather the whole family around to watch Tuesday, next Tuesday, March 12th, 10 p.m., NBC, next day on Peacock. But first, what a show we have for you tonight. They are co-anchors of the "Today" show, and they each h

ave a new book available now, "Mostly What God Does" and "Hope Is a Rainbow." Savannah Guthrie and Hoda Kotb are here tonight. [ Cheers and applause ] They host a popular YouTube show, "Good Mythical Morning," and they have a brand-new book called "The Mythical Cookbook," which is available March 11th. Rhett and Link are joining us tonight. [ Cheers and applause ] And we got great music from Don Toliver, ladies and gentlemen! [ Cheers and applause ] Hey, have you guys noticed that when you start

typing something on Google, it automatically tries to complete the search for you? -Oh. -It, like, auto-fills for you? But sometimes their suggestions are a little off. I'll show you what I mean. It's time for "Google Autofails." Here we go. -♪ "Google Autofails" ♪ ♪ Yeah ♪ -Just look at what I did today. I typed in, "How do I jump start..." And it autocorrect it immediately. It said... -Uh-huh. Yeah? -And then it said... And I go, "Oh, that's not..." -That's not -- -That's rude a little -- It'

s a little rude. -I think it's rude of Google. -Yeah. Next up, I typed in... and it auto-filled in right immediately. -Immediately. -It said, yeah... -Uh-huh? -Then it put... Then it says... That's what it said. -Wow! -After that, I typed in... And it said... and then it said... -Gum surgery? -And last one, it said... -Wow. -That was the one I was going to type in. -Yeah, because you got Cap'n Crunch mouth. -Oh, I eat cereal all the time. 24/6. Next up, I typed in... and it just came right in an

d it said... -Yep. -It said... It said... What?! I love Disney World. -Wow! -I couldn't believe it, so I typed in more things. -You did more things? -Because I couldn't believe these answers. -Right. You were, like, shocked. -Yeah, I was shocked. I was like, "This is insane." -Right. -This is a ludicrous. -Right. Well... -Not the rapper. -Okay, good. -Finally, I typed in... and it said... That's it for "Google Autofails." Stick around. We'll be right back with some amazing kid inventors tonight.