Bless Your Heart | Romantic Comedy | Full Movie | Faith Based

- (playful music) - Hello, my name is Thomas Hope. And I would like to share with you a very funny story. It all started like this. (snoring) (dog barking) - Get off me, Milky. Back in the shelf, now. Can't no puppet get no sleep around here? (dog barking) (snoring) (yelling) Milky, what you doing, what you doing? Huh, what you doing? Thank you, Milky. - [Thomas] That's WhoRyde over there, and his faithful dog, Milky. WhoRyde has always been a selfish fellow. - Child support. - [Thomas] Then all

that started to change once his girlfriend Keisha left him. - Sister Shannon? Keisha, see this. And she think the baby mine? Says she's knocked up. Hold on. Keisha. (barking) (snoring) (farting) (playful music) - [Thomas] While WhoRyde was dealing with his problems, a con artist preacher by the name of Reverend Bless was trying to convince the world he was important. - I could've done that. I could've done that. See, nobody asked me, though. Sand castle king, baby. You better ask about me on th

e playground. That's right. I'm a sand sculpture building, my mocha joker. I could've done that. See, nobody asked me, though. See, I've been building sand castles since 1970. That's right. Sand castle building dude. Nobody asks me, though. I'll get another one. I could've done that. See, nobody asks me, though. (playful music) - [Man] Taxi. - [Thomas] Now, while Reverend Bless was out there begging for money, guess who walks by. WhoRyde's girlfriend, Keisha. - Hook me up, lord, hook me up. (pho

ne ringing) Hello? - [WhoRyde] What's up, Bless? It's WhoRyde. - Well hello, WhoRyde. What you want? - Pay my money, punk. - Shut up. Y'all stole my church. - Aint nobody steal your church. Aint nobody steal your church. Pay my money, punk. - I got the money. Can't believe you're helping Thomas Hope. You know I hate that guy. - [WhoRyde] There's 25,000 dollars on the line. Why would I help you? - Thomas ain't nothing but a fraud, nothing but a F-R-A, fraud. (laughing) - You can't even spell. The

grand prize 25,000 dollars. That basketball bowling golf, all of that to the preach off, Bless, to the preach off. - Basketball? Bowling and the pre? Whose bright idea was this? - Mine. (laughing) Now, you're gonna lose. - Okay, scare me all. I'm gonna be beat your boy, Thomas. Prove to everybody I'm a better preacher. - [WhoRyde] Yeah yeah yeah, what have you ever won? You ain't never won nothing in your life. What have you ever won? - Yeah, I won some things when I was a child. - [WhoRyde] Fi

fth grade don't count, Bless. - It's been a minute. - You can't win the preach off if you were judging yourself. (laughing) - I'll win that preach off, I don't care what you say. I ain't scared of y'all. - [WhoRyde] I gotta handle some business. Later, clown. (playful music) Look, bro. I've been trying to get everybody to like you, but truth of the matter is, you ain't won a fight. - Boy, let me tell you WhoRyde. All I need is one fight, just one win to let the world know that I am the champion.

Me, Suga Sweet. Yo man, I'll tell you. One fight, man. One fight, one win, and everything that I've worked so hard for could be mine. I'm telling you. - Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. Get on out there, man. Get on out there. Try and get some people to like you. I mean, help me promote this fight. Get out there and talk to people, do something. - You don't believe me, right? You don't believe me. Watch, I'll show you. Watch me, man. (phone ringing) - Hello? - What's up, Bless? - Hey. - [Dunnie] Yeah.

- What you doing, Dunnie? - Hey man, I'm just coming from the mall, getting some new clothes. We're going to the club tonight. - [Bless] Uh huh. - [Dunnie] Did you see my commercial today? 'Cause I have an opinion. - No, I ain't seen your commercial, Dunnie. - Dang. Gonna be some booty popping booty shaking going on. - Dunnie, I told you. I don't hang at the booty clubs no more. - [Dunnie] Come on, man. - I'm saved. - Saved? Saved from what? - Saved from worldly temptations, Dunnie. Why don't y

ou call WhoRyde? Since you like him so much. - Yes, I'm going to call him, but I wanna know if you wanna go. - I can't make any money at a club. Ain't nothing but sinning and crinning going on up in there. Listen, I'll holler at you later. (hip hop music) ♪ Got that funk in my system ♪ ♪ Got that funk in my love ♪ ♪ I keep it funky 'cause I know what it does ♪ ♪ I got that funk in my system ♪ ♪ Got that funk in my love ♪ ♪ I keep it funky 'cause I know what it does ♪ ♪ Give it to me now ♪ ♪ So f

unky ♪ ♪ So funky ♪ ♪ Give it to me now ♪ ♪ So funky ♪ ♪ So funky ♪ ♪ Hold up, hold up, hold up ♪ ♪ We're gonna break this thing right down like this ♪ - Trust me, he deserved that. - Yeah. Yeah, it's me. I'm Gizz. Yeah, it's nice to meet you. What's your name? - This is WhoRyde. - Wow, Hoorah. It's nice to meet you there. - No no no no, man. My name WhoRyde. I don't know what you said. My name WhoRyde. - What can I do for you, Hoorah? You want me to do what? - Check this out. My girl, Keisha, c

heating on me, I think, dog. I mean, she caught me cheating, but there ain't no reason for her to cheat. So, I need you to like, follow her around. - Uh huh. I'll tell you what. I can take care of that. No problem. But let me tell you something, Hoorah. Okay, first of all, I want a deposit of 5,000 bucks in cash. - What? - [Gizz] I got a fee. I don't do this for free. - Whatever, whatever, whatever man. Whatever, whatever. Listen. I just need pictures of him. You send me the pictures on what you

found, and we can just work that out with money, everybody knows I'm good for it. - Good, good, good, good, I love it, yeah. I'll try, Hoorah. Alright. - Talk to you later. - Ladies, would you like my autograph? Ladies. - Are you famous, or something? - Of course. - No he's not. - Don't listen to her. - Oh he is awful. He is really bad. He is the most awful person. - Come on, come on. - Good God. Go away, ladies. Hey, wouldn't you like my autograph, man? (laughing) - Not from some washed up clo

wn. - What do you mean? I am a champion, man. - Bye Felicia. - Go away, man. Hey buddy, would you like my autograph, man? - Suga Sweet. - Yeah, you know me? - I've been looking for you. I lost five grand on that last fight. - No. - You washed up bum. Even I could hit you. (yelling) (laughing) - Hey, can I get your autograph now? (jazz music) (hip hop music) ♪ I look good, I pay for it ♪ ♪ Worry about yourself, is that your hair ♪ ♪ I look good, I pay for it ♪ ♪ Worry about yourself, is that your

hair ♪ ♪ It's the hair hat song ♪ ♪ Why you really got all those hair hats on ♪ - WhoRyde, WhoRyde, WhoRyde. (speaking in foreign language) ♪ Why you really got all the hair hats on ♪ - What you say? - WhoRyde. (speaking in foreign language) - Is I gonna help you? Ain't I'm helping you now? What you talking about? Girl, I put you on. That's word on the cat. That's word to my cat. (speaking in foreign language) - Oh okay okay, thank you. No no, thank you for, no child, thank you. ♪ Is that your

hair ♪ ♪ Is that your hair ♪ - Girl, WhoRyde out here trying to steal my idea. - Sally girl, what? What is he doing? - He was spreading rumors saying my hair is not real. My hair is real, come on, now. - Well, pull it one time for me, Sally. Just pull it one time. - Pull at my hair, girl, come on. - Uh uh. But have you heard that new song of his? - Oh, the hair hat song? Girl, he's gonna make a lot of girls mad by singing that song. - Girl, what's the problem? - You sold me this bad weave. I tho

ught you said you were a professional. - I am professional. - No, this ain't professional, look at this. It mats up, it don't color well, it's shedding. How do I supposed to do this? How do I supposed to sell this to a client? - Yeah, no problem, that's your problem. - No this is horrible weave. And I want my money back. - No refund around here. - No, it's gonna be some refund around here. (upbeat music) (yelling) (speaking in foreign language) (phone ringing) - Hey, yeah girl. I just had to kno

ck this puppet out. - [Ms. Payola] What? - Girl, he had the nerve to sell me some bad weave. You know I don't play that. - Girl, I know you ain't listening to WhoRyde about no weave. WhoRyde don't know nothing about no weave, girl. You deserve better. - And Keisha, I don't even know why she wanna deal with this loser, you know? - Yeah yeah yeah. WhoRyde ain't nothing, girl. Keisha need to leave him alone. I leave him alone. Keisha need to leave him alone. - I mean, you should've seen the weave.

It was maddened up. I mean, I couldn't even use it on a client. They were like, what is this? - You don't know nothing about no weave. We know about the weave. - I can't have my name on the line like that. - [Ms. Payola] I know that's right. - So he man can't hang out. And then he got knocked out. - [Ms. Payola] What about Keisha? - I don't care. - [Ms. Payola] What? - But I'll be over there in a minute. Alright. (playful music) - Oh mercy, Jesus. I'm going up beyond, oh Jesus, this hill. I'm go

ing up beyond. Woo, Jesus, I'm going up beyond. On this tough hill. Oh lord Jesus, I'm almost at the top now. Oh Jesus. - Dunnie, Dunnie. Dunnie, I need some water. - [Dunnie] Shut up, man. - Dunnie. - [Dunnie] Can't you see I'm watching TV in here? - Dunnie, I need some water. - What, man? - Please give me something to drink. - Come on, man. You're gonna make me miss my show. Get it yourself. - I'm your brother, please. - Oh man. Wow. Here man. This is the only thing I have. - Oh, give it here.

- Lord have mercy. (jazz music) Hey Bless. You're thirsty, huh? - Ooh, that hill was a beast. - Yeah, sure did kill us. - Oh my goodness. Oh look, Dunnie, I'm telling you, brother. I got to win that preach off this year. Got to win it, or people will never respect me. - They never did. - Don't remind me. - Bless. - Huh? - Put your shoes back on, brother. - Don't worry about my feet. What you watching on TV? - Round of applause. Thank you, thank you. (clapping) Thank you, thank you. Now, let's g

et into the show. First caller. - [Keisha] Hello, this is Keisha. - Hey Keisha. How you doing? - [Keisha] I'm doing good. - What's your problem? - I'm tired of dating the wrong men. I need help. - Okay, okay. That's a reasonable request, Keisha. Now let me ask you something. What kind of man are you looking for? - Loving, and understanding, and nice looking. - Okay, Keisha. Are you dating a puppet? - How did you know that? - How'd I know that? Girl, I'm a psychic. Did you forget? Keisha, you nee

d to be hypnotized. - What? - Hypnotized, Keisha. You never heard of the word before? You need to be hypnotized. So this is how we're gonna do it. But, you gotta follow my directions. You gotta follow my directions. And, this is how we're gonna do it. I'm gonna hum, and you gonna listen. And once you fall into my hum, you will be hypnotized. You ready? Okay, here we go. (clearing throat) Clear my throat. (jazz music) (humming) Keisha, you're now hypnotized. (chimes ringing) Okay Keisha, now that

you're hypnotized, let's set some new rules for yourself. First thing is this. You're gonna stop dealing with sorry Ben. You deserve better, girlfriend. You deserve better. So, this is how we gonna do this and solve that problem. The next man you meet who has on green, 'cause green represents money, is gonna be a guy for you. Until he act up, because you are a independent woman, and independent women don't take nothing from (drums crashing) nobody. So, you're gonna like this guy, whoever he may

be, whoever he may be, but if he makes you mad, girl, you gonna dump him, okay? So, I'm gonna hum two times, and you're gonna come out this trance. But before I do, Keisha, (upbeat music) did you got any money? - [Keisha] No. - No? Well hum hum hum hum, get out of here. (chimes ringing) Get out of here, Keisha, get out of here. - [Keisha] What if he's not my type? - Make him your type if he ain't your type. Get out of here. - [Keisha] Hello? (clapping) - Wrong with her. (laughing) - Oh my God,

oh man. - Hey Bless. - Huh? - You need to call in for some advice. - Man. - Yeah. - I'm a man of God, Dunnie. - It's just for fun. It's just for fun. - What some old dumb psychic gonna tell me, man? Crazy. - Hold on. - Dunnie. Hello? - [Ms. Payola] Yeah, it's collect. Do you accept these calls? - Okay. - Tell me your name, tell me your problem. - [Reverend] Yes, this is Reverend Bless. I'm a preacher with a problem. - Reverend Bless? Did you say that right? - I've got a professional player hater

hating on me. How do I stop him? - Okay, Reverend Bless. Mr. Reverend Bless. First of all, I know who you are. And you had no right charging people to come to church on Easter Sunday like it's some type of club. I mean, who do you think you are? And as far as the player hating goes, we all know who the player hater is, and that's you, sir. It is you. Now, I know who you're talking about. You're talking about a friend of mine, through a mutual friend, who just happens to be WhoRyde. Am I correct

? - [Reverend] How do you know WhoRyde? - How do we know each other? Us puppets stick together. That's how we know each other. So you need to get yourself together, stop worrying about other people, and do something with your life. And I hope you lose the preach off. 'Cause we ain't rooting for you. Now, get up out of here, with your musty looking self. Get up out of here. Next caller. Get him out of here. Next caller, next caller. You know what? Give me applause for going off on Reverend Bless

right there. (clapping) Thank you. Thank you, thank you. Get up out of here, Reverend Bless. Next caller. - WhoRyde knows everybody. - WhoRyde, how many people does WhoRyde know? - He even have a boxing king. He's promoting boxing, too. - Who you got on that fight? - Sweet Suga's 0 and 60. He probably gonna get knocked out again. - Probably as early. - Wait a minute. I hear the mailman. I gotta go see if my disability check came. - Alright then. (hip hop music) - I know, I know. How does a puppe

t drive? Well, he's not your average puppet. ♪ The hair hat song ♪ After getting beat up, WhoRyde was so mad, he decided to take his anger out on Dunnie. See, Dunnie was living in his rental property, but hadn't paid his rent in months. (tires screeching) (phone ringing) Hello? - [Reverend] Hope, this is Bless. (jazz music) Listen. Look. Sophisticated. Listen, how about we ditch the physical activities, and let our preaching speak for itself? Besides, it would be kinda hard for sister Shannon. -

[Thomas] Oh, are you scared? - No, I was just trying to make it fair for all of us. - [Thomas] Yeah, right. - Give me back my church, you Judas. - [Thomas] Why should I do that? - Because I have a calling. - [Thomas] Oh yeah, what is it, then? - I haven't figured that out yet. But once I do. - [Thomas] Yeah right. Just like us all. - Well, you're only in it for the money. - Well, I am the one telling the story. Sorry about that. Where were we? Oh yeah. (grunting) - What's up, man? What's happen

ing? Hey man, you know I'm disabled. - I know you're lying. - Man, come on, WhoRyde. Come on in the house, let's talk about it. - I ain't coming as long as Bless up there. - Man, we all friends. Come on, WhoRyde. - We ain't friends. (bright music) What's up, Bless? So what'd she say, what'd she say? - Man, she said ain't with two girls. - Two girls? - Two girls. - Two girls? There's three of us. - That's what I said. - What you all gonna do? Somebody gotta go. - Somebody got to go. (tires screec

hing) - Bless, you shouldn't of did that. - Little punk, little punk. You punk, you punk, you punk. - Two girls. Three guys. One, two. Just saying, just saying. I can count. Can you count? - I can't stand him, little pink. With you two doing it, I can't like you either. Punks. I guess you have a lawyer to do it. - Come on, man. - Did you forget you owe me rent money? You forgot about that, didn't you? - No, no no no no no. I ain't forget, I wouldn't forget about that. No, but can I check my mail

box? - Go ahead, go ahead. Get up on out of here. - Alright then, man. - Get out of here, get out of here. - Just like that? See you later, man. - Pay my rent, too. That's why you're sleeping on the couch. - Yeah, okay, alright. - Just while you're outside, Dunnie. You need to pay me, Dunnie, you need to pay me. - Yeah, I'll pay you. I gotta get my disability check. - You better get that check before I do. - [Dunnie] I get it tomorrow. - [WhoRyde] You better. (car revving) - [Reverend] Man, what

happened to you? - WhoRyde hit me with a warn about. - WhoRyde was here? - Yeah, he said it wasn't coming up here. - Oh man, I owe him a couple of dollars. - That's not good, bro. - Oh man. I still didn't see your commercial. - You didn't see my commercial? - You sure you got it on the right station? Why don't you just look it up on the internet? - That's not the same, man, as being on TV. - Man, listen, Dunnie. I really need your help with this contest, man. I know you and WhoRyde are cool. I

need your help. - I'll do it for a price. - I'll split the prize money with you. - Will you give me a bag of that good stuff from Free Low? - Dunnie, I can't be calling Free Low. (playful music) - Talk to me, playa. - [Reverend] Free Low, this is Bless. I need a bag of that sugar. - So, you want my specialty, or my home grown? - [Reverend] What kind of pastor to you think I am? - The type that likes to eat cookies. - [Dunnie] He got you on that one, player. - Does your doctor know you're hooked

on sweets? - [Reverend] Hush, Free Low. - Now, you shut up. And this better not be for you, playa. He still owes me for last time. - Okay. - Right, let's get something straight. It's hard out here for a kid, but I ain't never scared. - Hey, what's going on over here? - [Free Low] Po po. - Whoa. Hey, kid. Come on back. Man, can't a cop have a cookie? I'm hungry. What's wrong with you people? - Stay down this time. Dang gone. What you coming back for? Ain't nothing up here for you. Stay down. (pho

ne ringing) Get gone, shoo. Keisha. What's up, Keisha? Hello? - [Keisha] This is Keisha, leave me a message. - Oh man. Look, Keisha. I done said I'm sorry 100 times. Ima keep calling until you respond. I'm tired of leaving on your voicemail. I'm sorry, Keisha. I didn't mean to do all the things that I did. I mean, I didn't do anything, really. I just drunk coffee with her. Come on, Keisha. Forgive me. We can work this out, hello? Hello, Keisha? Stay down. (water bubbling) (toilet flushing) Stay

down. Stay down. Keisha. I just want you to know, to forgive me, please. I mean, I deserve a second chance. People make mistakes. Come on, Keisha, forgive me. (toilet bubbling) (toilet flushing) Stay down, stay down. I'll call you back, Keisha. (playful music) - [Thomas] Don't ask me how, but Reverend Bless convinced Dunnie to help him with his preaching. They were so busy with that, they forgot about Free Low. - So, Bless snitching now. He doesn't know who he's messing with. (phone ringing) - H

ello? - [Free Low] Hello, can you hear me? - Hello? - [Free Low] Hello, can you hear? - Hold on, hold on, I can't hear you, hold on. Hello? - [Free Low] What's up, player? You got a minute? - What's up, Free Low, baby, what's up? - [Free Low] Playa, you got a minute? Can you hear me? - Yeah yeah yeah yeah. Hold on, hold on, hold on. What's up, Free Low, what's up, babe, what's up? - [Child] Bless is snitching now. - What? - [Free Low] Yeah, and after all those cookies I gave him, can you believe

? - Bless a snitch? - [Free Low] Yeah, and Dunnie too. - Dunnie, too? - [Free Low] Yeah, and Dunnie too, yeah. - Oh man, not Dunnie. - [Free Low] Yeah. - But you know what, Free Low? Hold on, you know what? I'm not surprised. Dunnie kinda sneaky, Free Low. He kinda sneaky. - [Free Low] Yeah, he is. - Man, yeah yeah, I'm not surprised. He kinda sneaky. - [Free Low] Can you believe him? Say, can you rough him up for me? - No, Free Low, no, Free Low. I can't get involved with that no more. I don't

do that no more. - [Free Low] What, come on, I need the best. - Look Free Low, look Free Low. I'm trying to wash the cotton. Alright, I'm trying to wash the cotton. I'm gonna keep it real with you right now. I'm trying to wash the cotton. - [Free Low] What? - I'm gonna be on TV later on, dog. I gotta look good. Smell funky fresh, look good for TV. I'm gonna be on the Mareece show. - [Free Low] Come on, I know you love money. - Look look look look look, dog, look look look look, dog. I'm trying t

o wash the cotton. I ain't got time playing them games with people no more. Call up your boy. He probably on the basketball court. He don't mind beating up somebody. Call him up. - [Free Low] Can you believe him? And after all those cookies I gave him. Can you believe him? - Free Low. She trying to say it's mine, bro. I gotta go to TV show today. I ain't got time to mess with you. - [Free Low] Pardon? - DNA test, gotta prove it wrong. - What? - I'm trying to wash the cotton. I'm trying to get my

clothes washed up. Look good an everything. You're messing me up right now, Free Low. I got business to do. I'll holler at you later, bro. - [Free Low] I'll go buy your album. - Yeah yeah, whatever, Free Low. Listen, I gotta go now, I gotta go. I'll tell you later, Free Low, I gotta go, bye, bye. - Yeah, man, I was dying Friday night, man. - Yes, yes, yes. Melvin was a godly man. - [All] Rodney. - I'm sorry, Rodney, was a God fearing man. Yes, he really was. And I hear there's somebody in his f

amily that wants to sing a song. We're gonna let them come forward right now. - What you looking at? He had ladies from the Carolinas to overseas. Even had a grandma, giving him the keys. That's a life with ease until the trigger squeeze. Home alone, he ain't got no phone. He all alone. Who shot my daddy? (clapping) - That's good, that's good. You ain't no Tupac. You ain't no Tupac, but that's good. That's good. (phone ringing) Excuse me, I'm gonna have to take this call. (playful music) Hello?

- Reverend Bless, Reverend Bless. Check yourself. That check you wrote me, bad. - What? - Yeah, it fell. So you know. I tell you, get the money, now man. Out there, it's gonna stay out there. I can't work for free. So you gonna get your money right, and get back. But until then, she's gonna stay out there. - Right on. I see y'all, I see what y'all doing out here. We got to get jaggy with it. Alright. Let's talk about the real Rodney. Not the Rodney on this piece of paper. Let's talk about the re

al Rodney. (applauding) Alright, alright, yeah. The real Rodney wasn't nothing but a drunk. - [All] What? - Let us turn to the book of ghetto. Come on, now. We know the truth. Rodney ain't going to heaven. You feel me, you with me? Rodney, let this bird guide your soul. (people chattering) Rodney, now we're gonna pour a little liquor, 'cause Rodney wasn't nothing but a drunk. (people complaining) Good night, Rodney. - Don't talk about my daddy like that. - Don't talk about my daddy like that. -

Don't talk about my father like that. - Don't talk about my daddy like that. - Don't talk about my daddy like that. - What? Don't talk about my daddy like that. - You aint talking about my daddy like that. - Don't talk about my daddy like that. - [All] Don't talk about my daddy like that. (playful music) (people yelling) - This ain't what you want. This ain't what you want. - I asked Dunnie why he left Bless, and he said, he was just too cute to get beat up. - Free Low, no. (jazz music) - Hey. H

ey, hey, you alright? - [Thomas] Yeah, Free Low stole Dunnie's sofa, but he didn't take his TV. Probably because it was so old. - Yeah, I'm alright. - How many fingers do I have up? - Two, two fingers, two. - Alright, now what's your name? - I'm Reverend Bless. I'm a minister. - You're a minister? - Yeah. - So what you doing out here, rev? 'Cause this ain't for you. - Listen, I know this looks crazy. I'm in a contest. It's a preach off. I got to preach, I got to bowl, and I got to play basketbal

l. I've seen you play. I really need your help. Can you help me, please? I need your help. - Alright, I'll see what I can do. Let's go to work, man. - Alright. (playful music) (pins crashing) What am I doing wrong? - You're not concentrating. - Excuse me. Did Jesus drop you off? Because you look heavenly. - That was original. - I would've said it sooner, but you move so fast. What's your name? - Keisha. So you're a preacher? - [Reverend] Nice to meet you. - Likewise. I see you're having a bit of

a hard time. - [Reverend] I'm not much of a bowler. How about yourself? - Sitting champion, four years straight. - [Reverend] Oh, yes. - I also volunteer and counsel for at-risk kids. - [Reverend] Nice. So you could give me some pointers. - Sure. I'll come show you now. Okay, so the first thing is you need the right shoes and socks. So, take off your shoes. - I'm having problems with my form. Could you help me with my form? - Okay, I did notice that. So go ahead, let me see. Okay, I see. Alrigh

t, we're gonna get you a different ball, and we're gonna try something new. So here's a better ball. It'll be easier for you to grip. Alright, come up this way. We're gonna stand right in the center of the lane. So you're gonna bring your arm, this right arm, all the way back, and follow through in the center, watching the center, okay? And go. Yay. Hold it, big fella. The lord is watching. - I was just trying, my sugar's low. I'm diabetic. I was just trying to tell you something sweet. - You yo

ung people, we got an interview today with a fighter who has never won. His name is Sweet Suga, or Suga Sweet. He's zero and 60. He ain't never won a fight. I don't even know why he fighting. So we're gonna ask this clown why is he fighting. - Yo, why do you always bring that up? Why do you always bring up my record? I'm a good fighter, man. I'm a good fighter. - But you have not won a fight. You have no won a fight. Let's go to the tape, go to the tape. Go to the tape. - You're going in? (argui

ng) No. - Hit him, hit him, man, come on. (laughing) - As you can see, we just got back from the tape. And he's no good. But once again, he think he is some good. You got anything to say about that, loser? - Don't let that tape define who I am as a fighter. I'm a good fighter. Don't listen to this man. Don't listen to him. I know what I'm doing. My next fight, I will win. I will dominate that fight, watch me. Don't listen to him. - His next fight, he will lose. - I have heard enough about this p

reach off with Reverend Bless. There is no way he's gonna win it. No way. - [Reporter] I agree with you, but I'm reporting the event. (phone ringing) - Gosh, it's Dunnie, again. - [Reporter] Bug-a-boo. - Hello? - [Dunnie] Hey Victoria, have you seen my commercial? - Dunnie, what do you want now? - [Dunnie] I want to know if you've seen my commercial. - No, I am not interested in seeing your commercial. - [Dunnie] It's off the chain. - What is it? I'm not interested in it. It's something crazy. -

[Dunnie] Come on, Victoria. Don't be like that. - No, Dunnie, please. I'm not interested in seeing any commercial, or anything. Just please don't call me anymore. I'm in the middle of talking to someone right now, and I will just have to talk to you later. I'll catch you on another day. - [Dunnie] Look for my commercial. Everybody knows I'm cute. I'm just a cute guy. - Okay, thank you. Now he's talking about some stupid commercial. He's always got something up his sleeve. (audience applauding)

- Shannon is here to find out who the father of her 10 month old son Stanley is. But, the alleged father says, the child couldn't be his because the baby's too ugly. - Gaga, goo goo, where my daddy? - Oh, and another thing. Shannon's been here nine different times. (audience booing) - Wait, y'all don't know me. Y'all don't know me. - Wait wait wait wait, now hold on, hold on. This time, she says she's sure. Shannon says WhoRyde, the realest puppet alive, is the father of 11 month old son, Stanle

y. - I know that WhoRyde is the father of my son because that night we met, he brought me some tea and a bad mouth. I woke up the next morning, and there was cotton all over the house. (laughing) Now now, he claimed that it didn't happen, but I know that a DNA test will prove that he is my baby's father. - Well, let's meet WhoRyde. (audience booing) - Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up. Everybody, shut up, shut up, all of you. Shut up, y'all know me. Y'all know me. That baby ain't mine. It can't

be mine. I don't wanna sit beside her. I refuse to sit beside her. What you smiling at? That ugly baby ain't mine. I ain't the daddy. You know WhoRyde won't lie to you. - Wow, WhoRyde. Glad you could make it. - I don't wanna sit beside her. I refuse to sit beside her. - Glad you could make it. Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't you in the preach off? - Look, sometimes I preach a little bit, and sometime I backslide in the pew. (audience laughing) Who are you to judge me, huh? Who are you

to judge me? You're lucky you got on glasses. You're lucky I don't punch you in the mouth. I'll punch your mouth. Besides, we're on to her. She's already had a kid. She already had one. How's it gonna be mine? He was already born. - He's lying, shorty, he is lying. - You know I ain't lying. - You are lying. You old musty puppet. - Get all this going. Let's get the results. (audience applauding) WhoRyde. When it comes to 11 month old Stanley, you are not the father. (audience cheering) - Oh my go

sh. - I told you it wasn't mine. I told you. - Oh my gosh. No no no, that can't be right. - You owe me an apology. You know, if I could spell, I'd spell it out. Apology. I'm owed an apology. - That's right, he deserves an apology. You go over there and give him an apology. - I'm sorry. - Shannon's pregnant. Yeah she is, yeah she is. (audience laughing) - I'm sorry. - Say it like you mean it. - I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. - Keisha, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Keisha. I should've never went out wit

h her. I'm sorry, baby. Please forgive me, please. Take back the cotton. Take back the cotton. I'm sorry. (playful music) (crickets chirping) (jazz music) - I'm here, I'm here. - So what's this about, man? - What's what about? - Your gear. I thought you wanted to learn to play basketball. - What's wrong with my gear? Come on, let's play. - Well, you know, since you gotta ask, nothing. You're right, come on. - Hello? Free Low. Anybody there? Well this message is for Free Low. Man, you didn't have

to take my couch. I was going to pay you some money later. Now I'm sitting on some stool. You get this message, you call me back. I was gonna pay the rent. But I'm sitting outside on a stool. I don't have my couch. Bye. I'm sitting out here on this thing. Watch some TV, eat my, hold up. I'm gonna eat. That's good. - Fight fans, we have an interview with the one and only. Headache Johnson. (audience applauding) - Hey y'all, what's up? - Headache will be defending his title with zero six to Sweet

Suga. - That's some rough going there. - Here's some things you can do. Now, you use this if you're having problems. - Okay. - Go around like this. See? See what I'm talking about? - See what you're talking about? - Yeah. Alright, you try it. - You want me to give that a try? - Yeah. - Okay, I'll give that a try. Alright. (farting) Alright. Oh, these old knees need some castor oil. Help me Jesus. - Yeah, okay. Let's see. We're gonna come back to that. But you can try this one. Right. Nothing bu

t net. - He sounds delicious. I want some of that sugar, mine. - Headache, is there anything you would like to say to the fight fans? - I would like to say that it is gonna be a knockout. Right cheek, left cheek. I'm on that smell like I always do. - You heard it for yourself. - Can I show some of the fight fans my moves? - Sure. - Right, this side, right? - Sure, go. - [Coach] Oh, you're gonna make me choke. - I can get it, I know I can get it. All adversity, no joints. - Yeah, you can get it.

Go ahead. (laughing) You did it again. - Man, what's wrong with you? You got some gas or something? Look, I know I can do it, turn. Oh man, you alright, man. Here, just fart, man, just fart. (yelling) Just fart, man, just fart, man. Here I'm trying to learn this basketball. Just fart, man. Just gotta get it in, let it out, let it out, man. (phone ringing) Hello? Keisha. Hey. How you doing, baby? (coach grunting) Right now? I'm kind of busy. Get your hand off me. I'm on the way. I'll be there rig

ht away. - [Thomas] While Reverend Bless was driving, he realized something. He was kind of musty. So he decided to change his clothes. - Man, hope I don't stink. Boy, that's some essence. Man, I'm gonna change my shirt. Man. I'm changing this shirt. I'll put the other one back on later on. She ain't gonna know. She ain't gonna know, I'm changing. Changing right now. Can't stop a brother from changing. Changing right now, baby. Changing. (knocking on door) - Hey. - Hey, how you doing? - Good, th

anks for coming. Give me one second. - Okay. Good time. - Hey. - Hey, how you doing? - Good, are you here to see Miss Keisha? - Yeah. - Are you trying to be her husband, or what? 'Cause she's not seeing anybody. - Lisa, go sit down somewhere. That girl is too grown. - Oh yeah, she is. - Well, thanks for coming. - No problem. - Look, I'm actually finishing up some rent paperwork, so if you could actually help with the kids, that would be great. - I don't really talk to kids like that. - Really? H

ow do you expect the community to get better if you don't talk to the kids? Go ahead, they won't bite. - Here's something to remember about Reverend Bless. He hates kids. - My daddy says you a fake. - Who is your daddy? - Melvin Crawford. - Your daddy is dead. - Daddy. (crying) - That wasn't nice. - What he said to me wasn't nice. - You shouldn't bully people. It's just wrong. - Listen, kid. Let me tell you something. All your life, people are gonna try to bully you. Say you're minding your own

business, running your own church, doing good in the community, and some loud mouth from out of town comes in and steals your church right out from under you. - How can somebody steal a church? - Easily. - Well, did you do something wrong? - Depends on who you ask. - So you did great today. - Couldn't have done it without you. You are awesome. - Thanks. - So, let's say you give me a little sugar so we can seal this deal, what's up? - I'm coming out of a relationship, and by the looks of your han

d, you're still in one. - Oh this? Girl, that's nothing. Well, it's something. (jazz music) My wife died several years ago. I just haven't had the courage to take it off. It's the only thing of her I have left. - Oh, that is so sweet. I'm sorry. Why don't we go to the park later? - Yeah. Let's do that. - Okay. Just make sure to change first. Okay, I'll see you later. - Okay, alright. What Dunnie want? - [Dunnie] Hey Bless, hey man, look. I didn't mean to leave you yesterday, but I'm just too cut

e to get beat up. I gotta keep this cute face. - Really? - [Dunnie] But look man, I can't get it, still they're calling me. Remember that psychic? - Shut up, Dunnie. - [Dunnie] Yeah, that psychic, man. She know voodoo. - Voodoo? - [Dunnie] And she gonna put that spell on you. Put that monkey foot on you. - Bless. - [Dunnie] But call her, man. You've got to pay the woman. - Shoot. (upbeat music) ♪ This one for the real women, that's you baby ♪ ♪ This one for the real women, that's you baby ♪ ♪ Th

is one for the real women, yeah ♪ ♪ 'Cause you're my only girl ♪ ♪ You're the one that's for me ♪ ♪ You're the one that I need in my life ♪ ♪ 'Cause you're my only girl ♪ ♪ You're the one that's for me ♪ ♪ You're the one that I need in my life ♪ ♪ You're my only girl ♪ ♪ You're my only girl ♪ ♪ You're my only girl ♪ ♪ If I think you look good ♪ ♪ I'm gonna say it all the time ♪ ♪ 'Cause ain't no woman got nothing on mine ♪ ♪ True to the fact, other women fall back ♪ ♪ Tell me what you want, I'll

put money on that ♪ ♪ 'Cause ain't no thing when your boyfriend's lame ♪ ♪ Hardly maintain when he got no change ♪ ♪ But I slide through, gather straight to the mall ♪ ♪ Spend a little cheese, let you shop 'til you fall ♪ ♪ When you made a rewind, I done lost my mind ♪ ♪ If the love ain't real, I don't waste my time ♪ ♪ 'Cause if I go broke, will you speak when I spoke ♪ ♪ Or turn up your nose and tell a side joke ♪ ♪ That it is what it is, make it do what it do ♪ ♪ When I'm spending on them, I

'm spending twice on you ♪ ♪ Can't play stupid but I'm glad we connect ♪ ♪ 'Cause ain't many women gonna be real like that ♪ ♪ 'Cause you're my girl ♪ (jazz music) - [Radio DJ] You're now listening to the only station that matters. Where rumors fly, truth or lie. (phone ringing) Caller, you're on the air. - [Ms. Payola] I'm on the air. Hold up, check this out. So, the annual preach off physical activity has been canceled 'cause evidently Reverend Bless left a man on a court to die. We can't affo

rd insurance money. But anyway, guess what, honey. I saw Reverend Bless out there with Keisha. You know, WhoRyde's girlfriend. Ooh, creeping with Keisha. - [Radio DJ] Say it ain't so, say it ain't so. I can't believe WhoRyde has fallen so low. WhoRyde, if you're listening, sound like your girl Keisha needs some TLC, because she's creeping, allegedly. - [WhoRyde] Hello, Keisha? Keisha. (dog barking) - [Keisha] Hello? - [WhoRyde] I know you hear me, girl. - [Keisha] You better stop hollering at me

. - Okay okay okay. (dog barking) I ain't hollering at you, I ain't hollering at you. Look, I heard you was out there riding around with bliss. - [Keisha] Wow. - [WhoRyde] Walking around the park and everything. What's that about? - [Keisha] You have people spying on me now? - Yeah yeah yeah, I know people. - [Keisha] Wow, you have some nerve. - They right, Keisha, they right. - [Keisha] You cheating on me isn't right, either. - What you talking about? I ain't cheating on you. I just had a backs

lide moment. I just slipped a little bit. - [Keisha] Well, you must've bumped your head. - Come on, Keisha, come on, Keisha. Let's work this out. Come on over to the house. I got the fireplace going and everything. These good and good. Come on over, girl, come on over. Let's work this out. - [Keisha] I found someone who treats me better than you. - What? I know you ain't in love with Bless. You know his breath stink. - [Keisha] His breath may stink, but I can buy some mints. - Once you smell his

breath, you're gonna fall out of love. - [Keisha] Wow. - Breath stink. - [Keisha] You're just being a hater. - I ain't never liked him. - [Keisha] I hope you have bad luck at the preach off. - Whatever, whatever, Keisha. Well, Keisha, if you wanna go ahead and be with that loser. (phone clicking) (dial tone beeping) Hello? Hello? Keisha? I knew she hang up on me. Keisha. I've gotta get my life right. Get my life right. (upbeat music) - Go ahead, kiss me teat, man. Look at the boy. He's in my pa

rk. This is my park. - Yeah yeah. - He can't come in here and just take it to him like he own it. Me own this one. - Don't let us come over there. - Yo, watch this, WhoRyde. - Go get him. - Now I run the boy out of here. Watch. - Yeah, you own this park, you own this park. Go get him, go get him. Run him out of here, go ahead, go ahead. Go ahead, go ahead. - Sure, watch me, man. - Why you're so scared of him? Run him out of here. He gonna get knocked out. - Hey boy, what you doing in my park, ma

n? - Your park, man? What you talking about? - This is my park, man. - If you're looking to get another loss, you better get out of my way. - What are you talking about? (yelling) Boy. (upbeat music) Beat me up, man. (phone dialing) (phone ringing) - Yes, this is Reverend Bless. You left a message for me. - [Ms. Payola] I sure did, and you owe me money. You need to give it to me right now. I don't have time to play no games with you, Reverend Bless. - I just wanted you to tell me my future. - [M

s. Payola] And I told you your future, and it's not right. - I thought you said the first reading was free. - [Ms. Payola] I never said anything was free. - Is this Shing Ding? - [Ms. Payola] Do I look like a Shing Ding? Let me tell you something right now. Don't make me put this voodoo on you right now. I'll put a curse on you, you won't be able to walk for three weeks. I'm gonna tell you right now. (phone beeping) - Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Guess what. Why you hit my boy like that? - What? - Y

ou heard me. - He was talking to Yin Yang. So I had to handle some business. - You better handle business right here no more like that. - You got a problem? You got this one, too. Tooth Pick don't discriminate. (yelling) (upbeat music) - Time out. Hey, hey, hey. (phone ringing) - Keisha, hey. You couldn't wait to talk to me, could you? Girl, we get together, we are gonna. - We're not gonna be doing anything until you can explain yourself. - What? - [Keisha] What did you do yesterday? - Nothing.

- So you're just gonna lie to me? Why am I not surprised? - Girl, you better watch the way you talk to me. I am a pastor, you know. - You played basketball yesterday? - [Reverend] Yeah. - That guy you left on the court was my dad, you sorry sack of. - [Reverend] I didn't know. - What type of man are you? He almost died. - [Reverend] I thought he had gas. - Gas? Gas, is that the best you can do? You know, people warned me about you, and I should've listened. I've always tried to see the good in e

verybody. But, I don't see any good in you. Good luck today. No, you know what, take that back. Bad luck today. (bright music) - They tried to kill me. (yelling) They tried to kill me. Knock the taste out of my mouth. (playful music) (grunting) Get on this big head of mine. Shouldn't be so hard. (yelling) I'm free. Free to go now. Time to get cheered up. Let me check the mail one more time before I leave. (dog squeaking) (phone ringing) - Yeah, it was wonderful. I really liked that restaurant. (

phone beeping) Hang on. I got a phone call coming in, hold on. (phone beeping) Hello? - [Dunnie] Hey Randy, have you seen my commercial? - Dunnie, yeah. - [Dunnie] It's off the chain. It's coming on today, I think. - I know, Dunnie, I know, I know. Listen, I'm in an important conversation. - [Dunnie] I want to know, have you seen my commercial. - Dunnie, please. I'm in an important conversation right now. Is there a way I can call you? - [Dunnie] Come on, man. We're supposed to be friends. - I k

now, Dunnie, I know. - [Dunnie] It's coming on today, I think. - Please, at some point. - [Dunnie] Call me back whenever you see it. - Yes, Dunnie, I will call you back. Let me try to switch over, Dunnie, okay? - [Dunnie] It's off the chain. - I can switch over, Dunnie. Can I call you back? - [Dunnie] Call me back once you see it. - I'm switching over. (phone beeping) Okay, you there? (playful music) - It's only me and you. What you looking at? We gotta put this thing together. You gotta get Kei

sha back. (phone ringing) - Hello? - [WhoRyde] Hello? - No thanks. - No no no no no. Keisha, please please please. Don't hang up, don't hang up. Look, I heard your daddy was at the hospital. So, I'm just giving you a call to see how he's doing. I've accepted that me and you are probably over, and I can't blame you. I mean, who would wanna date a loser like me? (jazz music) - You're not a loser, so don't ever say that again. And yes, he's doing fine. And I actually owe you an apology, also. - [Wh

oRyde] For real? - Yes, really. It wasn't right of me to judge you, and to wish you bad luck. I'm sorry. - [WhoRyde] Apology accepted. Apology accepted. Can I call you at the preach off? - Only if you win. - Oh, I'm gonna win, Keisha. I'm gonna win. In fact, the money I win, I'll give it to you, and you can give it to the kids. - [Keisha] Okay. - Yeah. Alright, Keisha, see you later, bye. - Why do they call you Headache? - 'Cause I always give headaches to all the people I fight. You know what I

'm saying? And I have a little headache myself sometimes, too. So I just thought it was a great name. - Oh, okay. And that's, okay, I got it. What are your predictions about this fight? - I'm gonna knock him out like I always do. I'm gonna knock you out like I always do. It's what I do. - With that shower cap on? - No, I'm gonna take that off for the fight. That's just for my hair to keep it how I like it. You know what I'm saying, keep it. - No, I do not know what you're saying. - It's a humidi

ty thing, humidity thing. - It's a humidity thing, it's a humidity thing. Sir, who do you think is gonna win the fight? - Well, I'm not really sure, but, I just came to see a good fight. - Oh Jesus Christ. - So who you think is gonna win the fight? - What's that boy's name? - Headache Johnson. Headache Johnson's gonna win. - Yeah Headache, go Headache. Headache, Headache. - I'll be back. - All Headache gotta do is hit him with the jab. Hit him with that jab, Headache. Give him a headache, Headac

he. - So you got no faith in Sweet Suga? - Well, I like a little sugar in my cream, but I'm going with Headache. Headache, where you at, boy? Headache, hit him with the jab. - Well, you got it from here, people. - Hit him with that jab. Headache, Headache. - Headache Johnson, all day. - I tell you, I love a good fight. That's why I came out here, to see the fight. - WhoRyde, WhoRyde, what are your thoughts and predictions about this fight? - You know what I think. I think I'm gonna win. I think

my boy's gonna win. I know how it's gonna be. Tell him, dude, who gonna win? - Your boy gonna win. - You know it, you know it. - Sweet Suga. - And I don't like how you was talking about him that last interview you had, too. I don't appreciate that. You was all up in his grill, grilling him. What was that about? What was that about? - He's zero and 70, that's what it's all about. - What? What did you say? - You heard what I said. - Don't make me slap some cotton in you. You don't want no cotton i

n you. I'm gonna be cotton slapping you out of here. Do you want, Dunnie, would I slap him? - You will. - I'll slap the cotton out of you. I'll slap the cotton out of you. - Dunnie's gonna sing the national anthem. - National anthem. You know what that means. I'm gonna sing, yes. - Oh say, can you see? By the dawn's early light. What so proudly we held at the twilight's last gleaming. What's so. (playful noises) (jazz music) - Jab. - Get in there, Headache. - Go, Headache. Jab, boy. (yelling) -

You know what I'm saying? 20. You know what I'm saying? Headache Johnson, baby. - Wake him up, Dunnie, wake him up. - Wake up, Sugar. - Sugar, wake up. - What, how did I end up on the ground? - You got knocked out. - I lost the fight? - What? - Tell him, WhoRyde. He lost. - Get up out of here, you loser. (laughing) (crying) Loser. - Loser, right. - He a loser. Let's go, dude. That's what Bless gonna get tonight, right? - Yeah. - Come on, dude, let's go. - Come on, head out. - Good evening, every

body. As you can see, we're here in the city. Right there, look right there. Beautiful city. We're here in the city and everything. We're about to do the annual preach off. (clapping) - Hallelujah, Hallelujah. Oh glory, you know. The lord spoke to me today, and he said, sister Shannon, why are you driving that regular car? And I said, lord, oh lord, only you know, but I hope you'll bless me with a new one. (drums crashing) Hey hey hey, you know I feel that aching in my hand. With 25 grand, yes.

(clapping) Hallelujah. - Next up is that diabolical WhoRyde. Strange fellow. Maybe got something to say. (audience cheering) - Let's be real right now. Let's be real right now. Let's go and keep it real, let's go and keep it real. How many out there like to tell a lie? (laughing) Don't be shy about it. I know a lot of you lie. We always lie. In fact, someone's here lying right now. At your house, with all that weave in your hair. (laughing) Don't act like you mever heard my song. Don't act like

you never heard by song. That's right, that's right. Don't act like you never heard it. Anyway, I'm just gonna keep it real today. I don't see nothing wrong with a little weave. If you can make everybody believe, amen. (drums crashing) (audience laughing) Pray about it. What's up, Dunnie? What's up, Dunnie, baby? Take it off, let 'em know who you are. So some of y'all out there, hair look like mine. Your hair right now looking like mine. Looking like mine. What's up, Dunnie? (audience laughing)

(clapping) Pray about it. I'm out. - Last up is Reverend Bless. (audience booing) - How y'all gonna boo me? I know Jesus. Hey Jesus, how you doing? (audience yelling) - I do know him, I do. He spoke to me last night. (audience yelling) - Well, Jesus drank wine. - [Audience Man] Not if I know, chump, sit down. (audience booing) (playful music) - As you can see, Reverend Bless had come to the realization that he was a loser. Personally, I don't understand why it took him so long to understand that

. People have been calling him a loser for years. (audience booing) - This is not fair, this is not fair. I was told I would be able to deliver my message. The rules say that I can deliver my sermon. (audience booing) - What's wrong with you people? I thought it was about the word. Hate sin, love the sinner. Y'all let this man speak. - Thank you, Dunnie. Now. Listen. When I first started preaching, I ain't gonna lie to y'all. I wanted to be rich. I saw all those mega church preachers, making all

that money. And I said to myself, self, huh? Where's your cut? So yes, I've lied, I've cheated, I've stole. Drank liquor. Even took a disability check or two, from time to time. But that's not important. What's important is that I've taken that sin, and I'm not hiding behind it anymore. I'm right with it now. And I know that even if I backslide, the lord has got my back. That's right, I'm a work in progress. Thank you Jesus. And amen. And I'm out. (audience clapping) - This year's winner will r

eceive 25,000 dollars. Let's see who won. (clapping) - Y'all have a good time? Did you have a good time? Good, good, good. Look, y'all about ready for the outcome of everything, the preach off for this year? But hey, first of all, have y'all seen my commercial? - [Man] No. (audience laughing) - What? Be on the lookout for it, it's off the chain. But look, let's get down to it. This year's preach off, the winner is, give me a drum roll. (drums crashing) Is Reverend Bless. (audience booing) - Hey,

this is conspiracy. This is a conspiracy. I can't believe he won. - [Woman] Maybe he'll give the money to charity. (audience cheering) - Y'all must be crazy. I'm keeping that money. That's my money, I won it fair and square every single dog gone penny. I'm keeping the money, baby. - Yo what's up, man? Yeah, oh dude, man. I'm looking at this dude, man. Just saw him lose to a girl. Come on, dude. (upbeat music) Yeah man. - I can't take it. I can't take it. - Dude, he just sat there and loss to a

girl. (playful springing) - Oh, I got a knockout, yes, yes. Why ain't nobody here? (crickets chirping) Oh man, I got a knockout, yes yes. What, what boy? - Man Dunnie, let's go. - I know. I miss him. - I don't, glad he gone. - He was still my friend. - Right, right. He'll steal your disability check, though. - You're right. That was a lot of money. - He gonna take you out. You was born this broke. You're gonna be homeless. - I don't wanna think about it. - Dunnie homeless. - I'm gonna go visit B

less right quick. - Right right. Tell him I said hello. - Okay, I will. - Then spit on the grave. - I'm gonna say WhoRyde says what's up. - Right, right. Make sure you spit on the grave for me. - Hey, don't let them get you. - Whatever Dunnie, see you later. (jazz music) (birds chirping) - Just checking on you, player. Wow, man, you scared me. - Who are you talking to? - Talking to Bless. - Reverend Bless? - Yeah, you know him? - Yeah, I know him. I knew him. I knew the fella. - So how you know

him? - He owed me. - He did? - He owed me a lot of money. - You won't get it now, bro. - Right, that's okay. I put him in the ground. - You did? - Had to go. - Wow, man. - I don't think he made it, in heaven. - I ain't even gonna get in to that one. - I'm pretty sure. - He was my friend. - He had a friend? - Yeah. Me. - You must've been the only one. - Probably was. - Do me a favor. - Yeah. - Send him a message. - What's that? - I'm glad you're down there. Tell him I said that. - Okay. Alright,

have a good one. - See you later. - You wanna know how Bless died? - I scratched him with my monkey foot. That's how he died. Girl, he should've paid me. (car revving) (bell dinging) - Money, money money money money money money money. Money money money money. Money. Money. Money. - [Thomas] Since Reverend Bless died, the prize money went to WhoRyde, and since he's a puppet of his word, he gave the money to Keisha. (barking) - That's what I miss. - Sure. - Okay, you ready to go? - Yeah, let's go.

- Okay, let's go. - And they lived happily ever after. (phone ringing) Hello? - [Dunnie] You forgot to tell them about my commercial. - Okay, okay. Hold on. Folks, check out Dunnie's commercial. - Have you ever looked at your car and said, what's that junk on my headlights? I can't stand that. I tried 17 products, and nothing seems to work. So you know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna call my good friend, Andre. He'll have it hooked up in no time. Call Andre Andre Andre Sloan. The headlight preserv

ation guy, the clear choice. (playful music)