[Music] [Music] hey I thought of a marketing slogan for our tank bottoms idea here it is tank bottoms tank tops for your bottom that's so good I know see this is like the best clothing invention anyone's everever had replacing Pockets with Hol for ventilation we're the best entrepreneurs ever more like entrepreneur World cuz our idea is a game changer and here's some more lockers and there's um those lockers over there you name it we've got it hey guys please give a warm wax sta Welcome to our n
ewest student will will these are fellow eighth graders Jimmy Jr and Zeke Hello sup run will leave while you still can that's Louise and Jean my siblings Little Rascals what grade are you in will 14th no just a tall eighth grader hi see uh hi uh will so what uh what are you guys talking about oh just a little something that's going to revolutionize the fashion industry and Life as we know it called tank bottoms right your uh shorts with no pocket stick uh yes that's an oversimplified explanation
of it but yes oh I just remembered I um I got to go a class I'm out of here okay but the Bell hasn't even rung yet oh man sorry I I can't hear you over all this hallway chatter I I'll see you in class all right Zeke's usually not like that oh I know what Zeke's like you do yeah we went to the same school in third grade everyone called him PE streak Zeke what why' they call him that longest P duration or distance or a fun combination of the two not exactly okay well should we keep the old tour g
oing have you shown will the booger wall yet booger wall yeah it's what it sounds like see if you can guess which are mine here's a hint they're brown like their Daddy's Eyes hey I'm Bob I like to sweep but I can't keep any customers as Zoom ah rhyming could be mean well I'm Jimmy I like to stand in front of my restaurant wait why are you coming over here I'm bored you must what that's like right cuz of your life H okay thanks for coming over to say that kind of slow at my place lately you've be
en slow too uh yeah do you need something you know you get one rat yeah well that's part of the one pack of rats covered in roaches and suddenly people don't want to eat this spaghetti you had a pack of rats covered with roaches yeah what you never had that no not not at the same time our rats and roaches don't get along yeah yeah well you're lucky the burger ball pit no it's just something I was trying it's a bunch of tiny meatballs instead of a Patty tiny meatballs yeah I was just fooling arou
nd she holds them all in place H yeah I mean okay goodbye oh okay bye you're a fart right that was almost a normal conversation but you're you so you you said that that's you am I crazy or would this make a nice apartment get some house plants maybe a mini fridge that's basically an upgrade from where we live now so I had some more ideas about tank bottoms uhhuh tank bottoms is kind of a mouthful so I was thinking we would call them TBS oh oh yeah yeah but then the problem is that's also what th
ey call tuberculosis mhm sounds great see are you even listening to me yeah sorry what are you looking at nothing nothing what tether ball oh my God another TV so yeah this is our tether ball it can be sneaky so if you play it be careful uhhuh you want to give this baby a spin oh you missed it ow I'm okay sorry I'll be right back oh okay what do you think about this for a slogan the TV you want to get oh oh I love it uh but uh list I got to go I got to go somewhere real fast all right what the h
eck this the second time today Zeke has just run off huh when he has to go he has to go he's PE streaking the ketchup loves the mustard but it makes the ketchup fluster so I give them a little space so what will you today Teddy maybe just a cheeseburger and fries really did you take a look at the Burger of the day I don't know bunch of little Burger balls yeah there's a ball pit in your mouth and your taste buds are jumping in it it's interesting Teddy I'm having fun with texture oh yeah very fu
n I just uh don't want to have fun like that with a bunch of balls in my mouth fine some people are just more open to new ideas and you're dumb exactly what nothing what the Jimmy the pizza ball pit smart right I just tore up a pizza smashed it into balls and put it on top of another Pizza like a ball pit you stole my idea what no yours is a burger mine's Pizza totally different they're totally different Bob it's the same name which works for a burger because it's like a deconstructed um um um u
m look Bob we both had the same idea we'll see who it works out better for for whom it works out better just go inside Trev what jeez ch what matters it's stealing Jimmy and you know what happens to thieves what Bob they get their come upins come upins what is that from marry Poppin so what if it is she was a great Nanny it's time for ravioli I will not eat them slowly no I would be shocked if you did you're seriously not eating the cafeteria I don't feel like it today why why do we all eat lunc
h together why can't we just eat separately in quiet contemplation I'm just going to go eat in the library but there's no food in the library and you didn't bring a sack lunch it doesn't make any sense wait is this about Bill what was all that peace streak stuff about should you pee your pants or something and he made fun of you H I don't want to talk about it J I just want to be alone in the library today not in a bad way elab reading I love it bye oh my gosh I think she was bullied my sweet be
st friend sweet sweet Jake huh so Will's a bully seems like it Willie the bully AKA willy bully I don't like bullies and I especially don't like them in our school and in our sister's great I mean what if he makes Tina pee and embarrasses her she's already fighting an uphill battle yeah we got to nip this in the bud I believe it's the butt I think we should give will a taste of his own medicine Western medicine not holistic at [Music] all I've got a good plan Jean me too begging for extra raviol
i I mean a plan to get revenge on will for Zeke and show him that this bullying crap isn't going to fly here oh right yeah so we each get a juice box you don't drink yours I don't like that then we offer Tina and will the seats across from us and why wouldn't they sit near Tina's harmless siblings right we're terrific they don't know that you have a juice box hidden out of sight aimed at Will's crotch I will make small talk while you line up your shot and when I say the words interesting ravioli
you squeeze the Box spraying apple juice on Will's crotch making it look like peer pants and he will stand up when he feels the juice and then all yell gross everybody look at PE streak will the entire cafeteria looks over at him they all point and laugh and then will says well didn't I get exactly what I deserve thanks Lou and jeene for putting me in my place that's who did this but I don't know for sure and will I be reimbursed for any lost juice in the next life which could be soon if Will k
ills us but it's a risk we have to take you guys talking about doing something to will something really heroic yeah why I feel bad for Z too but I just don't think aggression is the answer um it definitely is if you bully a bully it's still bullying I'm not in the mood for riddles ooh those look interesting what are they edible pillows full of cheese uh-huh did you get your bun tightened it looks gorgeous I did thank you thank you how's your regular cheeseburger that you can literally get any da
y Teddy B can't pesto just stole my burger ball pit idea you know people sometimes have the same idea at the same time remember when Deep Impact and Armageddon came out in the same year or when Steve Harvey started going bald right when I started going bald spooky it's not like that at all I had the idea first he saw it and then he stole it oh my God I think he's getting a line what no they could be there for another reason all a few feet apart and facing the same direction and waiting to get in
side did you see what they're doing at pesto pizza balls such a fun idea it was my idea whoa order the burger the day do not make the same mistake I did uh one Burger of the day please oh look at that Burger balls fun don't patronize me Mort jeez you really screwed that one up Mor hey guys we got to stop meeting like this just kidding well not on that side would sit sit over here what why the um lighting is all weird over there okay Z you're here what happened to the library was it too noisy oh
Mr France saw me and said I needed to get some nutrition I told him I was reading a cookbook so that should count but he didn't agree and I wasn't reading a cookbook I just hold my hands like this see I just want you to know that I'm here for you and I care about you do you want some of my ravioli yes I was talking to Zeke and don't worry Zeke we got you covered thanks but what we're going to shut will the bully down bully bully what what do what don't have to hide it Zeke we figured it out we k
now you were bullied Zeke was bullied wait wait wait then I get why you wouldn't want to tell me because I'm one of the cool kids and you were embarrassed no you don't understand I was listen as soon as Tina and will sit down I'm going to distract will Jean's going to spray Wills crotch with apple juice under the table my apple juice some of us are making a big sacrifice today no no guys no please don't do that here he comes Tina will over here hey everybody we were just doing the whole lunch li
ne thing it went pretty well they had lunch at his old school too Tina sit right across from me okay hey there will so you're so you're sitting here that's cool great so will what do you think of wag staff so far and maintain eye contact with me while you answer and don't look anywhere else um seems okay will uh what interesting ravioli interesting ravioli no what are you doing where is it give it to me come on stop it you're going to ruin it what's going on let go so uh will uh what do you thin
k of the booger wall booger Ric am I right what Dang It Jean you got Z crotch bad news yes good news still some juice left don't you say it will don't you say it say what PE zek sorry zek hold on now I wasn't going to say wait were you going to squirt that on me yes we were going to bully you before you could bully anyone else so did it work Are We Heroes let's say yes people please why don't you just pick on someone your own size tall guy like Mr brona I don't want any trouble everybody just st
op we'll never bullied me or anyone what come again I was I was the bully and that was the last of my juice so you're not a bully no but you're so tall you do kind of have this whole don't mess with me vibe that has a lot of the girls around here going crazy other girls not me but I get it I can see that like Zeke said he was the bully I was the bullied I I'm going to go try to dry off sorry me spraying on you wasn't bullying that was just an accident she what did what happened I'm not proud of
it but by the time I started going to school at Rocky Creek Elementary where will went I had already been to so many schools cuz my family moved around so much I was always the new kid in it wasn't easy making friends between that in my impulse control issues I just started wrestling kids like all the time before I even it was a sport I couldn't help it I just just had a lot of nervous energy then one day I got a kid in the headlock and I guess I caught him on his way to the bathroom and also ma
ybe he was scared cuz of me putting him in in a headlock and he well he peed a little and everyone pointed and laughed and that's how it all started after that first kid peed the kids who thought it was funny were like come hang out with us and and then I kept trying to make him laugh and even though I only made that first kid pee they they called me PE streak Zeke and yeah Will was a one of the kids I bullied I mean I had a group of friends a nickname and it was the first time I felt like like
I I belonged wow I know it's a lot that's pretty bad zek I I've been told I have the perfect neck for headlocks but uh I'm trying to cut down I know it's awful I don't like to talk about it I don't even like to think about it I'm not that person anymore but see now you have this chance to apologize make amends write the wrongs of the past you should definitely apologize maybe send him like an Edible Arrangement or give him your house maybe Adopt A Highway for him oh um will will doesn't seem lik
e he's he's ready to hear an apology or talk to me at all I think the best thing for me to do is just to keep a respectful distance no Z just do it now it's the only way to move forward but I oops pass the Bell guess we'll put a pin in this for now and just focus on our studies wait will can you please meet us on the steps out front after school Zeke has something he wants to tell you or if you're busy that's totally cool late notice I I get it you uh probably have plans no I'll be there great g
reat uh come on will I'll take you to your next class I think we have algebra together I'll just bring you there trust me zek this is going to be a good thing oh oh boy I guess I have to take the rest of these to go and there we go like a little Italian squirrel oh yeah grazi so Bob you just going to keep stewing or what someone's taking pictures of pesto with a fancy camera do you think they're from the paper oh my God that's it I'm going over there oh no Bob don't when is Right Bob to what end
to what end just say why Mor why are you asking that to me or the Bob I don't know I'm going to expose him I'm going to tell that reporter person if it is a reporter person that it was my idea come on Bob we know you had the idea you know you had the idea and you'll have another idea tomorrow if you don't have a heart attack over Jimmy pesto lind's right Bob and my therapist would say that you should focus on your own happiness and not compare it to other people's your therapist is an idiot you
take that back Bob do not speak of Dr margerie that way that woman has put up with so much in her life what the balls haven't always rolled her way okay I'm sorry she's probably great she's just never met Jimmy pesto ah Bob so many little balls I really just wanted soup I know Mort I know so I just thought to myself balls pizza balls and then Pizza ball pit boom Oh my God Bob we're going to be in the paper on the internet where it really counts my mom's finally going to be proud of me that's gr
eat TR uh I have something interesting for the article sorry who are you hi I'm the guy who invented I invented I happen to have invented uh look I don't know what this is but I'm on a deadline okay you should be interviewing me H who should I interview the inventor of the pizza ball pit or some guy who wandered in off the street who won't stop shrieking while I'm trying to work I'm not shrieking let's go someplace quieter come back in the kitchen I I could show you the where it all happens it l
ooks like a microwave but it's not exactly a microwave H so you're staying yes I'm going to make sure that that guy tells the world that Jimmy is a total fraud all right want some water while you waiting no I don't want water actually yes I'm a little thirsty thank you $7 what got you classic me well I don't see will anywhere J I guess I'll head home try again tomorrow seee wait I know what you're doing you're trying to kick this can down the road well guess what that road is a dead end I know b
ut Z listen we've all done things we're not proud of I used to tell Andrey and Ollie that there was actually only one of them it messed with them for weeks jeez the point is we recognize our mistakes and we learn from them it's how we grow did we miss it did anyone DVR it not yet and for all we know we'll already went home and here he comes dang and this is what we do when the bell rings at the end of the day we come outside and that completes your Welcome to our wag staff hey well she wants to
tell you something Z I'm I'm sorry I bullied you okay I'm sorry I did all this off things to you to impress people put you in the headlocks and stuff but I'm not that kid anymore so I hope you can forgive me and we can be okay with each other moving forward wow Will Freddy heartfelt apology from Zeke over here what you thinking I do not accept what what the hell will he didn't even apologize for what he actually did oh but uh what making me pee your pants he never made me pee he got me in a head
lock a few times but that's not the really bad part what's the really bad part hey Jimmy junor don't you have to go you have that thing right you better get going get on there get out get he made fun of my lisp oh your lips they looked fine to me they looked completely normal not my lips my lisp what seriously I can't believe you made fun of someone's list Z that's so messed up it was just one time and I felt so bad I I never did it again wait you have a lisp I did when I was in third grade I sa
id stop Zeke you're so stupid but I had a lisp so it came out thought Zeke are so stupid and Zeke made fun of me I didn't want all those guys to see me cry so I hid in the bathroom stall for the rest of recess oh well and then some kids came in and they saw the closed stall door and they said ooh someone's pooping in there and I said no I'm not but I sounded like I was crying when I said it and crying in the bathroom seemed worse so I leaned into the pooping thing and I said I mean yes I am and
I made some fart noises and tried to make the whole thing believable good for you I'm sorry will and Jimmy junr please you're my best friend you got to know how sorry I am I don't know what to say Zeke I don't even think I want to do tank Bots with you anymore don't say that J I mean yeah a lot of people don't know this but I have a spe impediment really I never own yeah I work through a lot of it but sometimes it still shows up you have to believe me I never did anything like that again I mean
I did some wrestling stuff but never the speech stuff or someone's looks or height or weight or anything you have to forgive me guys there's got to be something I can do I honestly don't see how you fix this zek money never hurts 100 bucks each 50 to me for brokering the deal show them your butt let them make fun of it fine oh wow Zeke don't don't I mean you could um flick the booger wall what yes interesting I guess it would show you're really sorry okay looks like I'm going to lick a booger wa
ll wow I'm not usually into after school activities but I'll Stick Around for this one look how is his water not even [Music] good come on Bob we know you had the idea you know you have the idea and you'll have another idea tomorrow you should focus on your own happiness and not compare it to other people's when right Bob to what end to what end just say why Mor thanks again our readers are going to love this oh good that guy's still here I'm just going to keep talking as I exit so he can't talk
to me see you later bye Bob what are you still doing here looking for some good food that's a zoom well I came over here to tell everyone that you're a liar who stole my idea you are that but now all I want to do is tell you something what's that Bob I'd rather be me than you yeah right you'd rather be scraping by than have a popular place in a mostly restored 280Z come on I can always think of other is Jimmy this wasn't even one of my best it might be one of my worst and since you and your cus
tomers like it that's a red flag ouch to this idea you can have it I don't need it all I need is right up here wa no wo sorry I want that kind of confidence just zip it okay zipping unzipping you're back finally what happened did you make a big stink did you steal the reporter's pen and scribble all over his notes no I just told Jimmy I'd rather be me than him a Bobby so wise like a little Bobby boot Mah and I said that I'll have another better idea tomorrow yeah that's what I told you I guess I
stole it from you well I won't make a big deal about it like some handsome cutie pie chefs she's talking about you Barb thanks Teddy so many boogers Precious Memories it's more booger than wall at this point okay here it [Music] goes wait seek you don't have to do this you were willing to lick boogers that's enough I mean I guess are you sure yeah I was asking Jimmy junor I mean you too but also him yeah well it's right I didn't know you then but I know you now Z I know you're heart oh man J yo
u what are you doing stop you don't have to do it that's is going to make it even more beautiful it wasn't that bad but I'm going to oh my God I'm going to I'm going to throw up oh my God you're my best friend Jimmy Junior you're my best friend Z even if I can't quite look at you right now I get it now who wants to get licked by a booger tongue come here I'm going to get you I'm going to get you with a booger tongue this isn't bulling this is horse play now come here come on the ketchup loves th
e mustard but it makes the ketchup so I give them a little SP the ketchup loves the mustard but it makes the ketchup lard so I give them a little space [Music] it's Willet ketchup Lov the mustard the ketchup loves the mustard the ketchup loves the mustard the ketchup loves the [Music] mustard [Music] [Music] whoa whoa whoa why aren't you guys in costume no one's going to give you candy without a costume oh is that how trick-or-treating Works darl yes how do we get the candy you put on a costume
and you go door to door oh no we put on a costume relx Max we've got the costume of costumes no need for the attitude Louise I just don't want you to not have candy I know D concerns coming from a good place we're going as a Chinese dragon there'll be five of us inside but we'll say there's 10 of us it's a trick to get more treats we'll be swimming in nougat I remember when I thought group costumes were a good idea too much work and not enough friends I'll admit it's ambitious but we have our be
st people on it why do we even have to do this come on is it so hard to glue things and run a restaurant yeah it is well this is what parents do they glue crap on stuff for their kids so glue got a lot of stuff GL GL GL GL please don't chant an GL an I think I'm do old a trick or treat next year I'm going cold turkey when you go from tween to teen you say goodbye to Halloween you're never too old for Trigg or-treating or holding hands with Dad when I say l you say e oh God when I say is you say
e who's that it's smelly frock she wants to be my friend or be me or be a rap duo with me that's nice no it's not nice Tina it's not nice at all blue oh hi Louise tickle tickle tickle tickle St it what are you dressed as remember remember our plan you don't remember our plan you be dust I'll be bunny Dust Bunny that is not our plan Millie we didn't have a plan and even if we did even if we did get together sit down get some blueprints out have a cup of coffee why would I want to be dust dust so
you could be bunny why that's exactly what dust would say goodbye can't help but notice you're not playing the Halloween scream CD I gave you uh you know I didn't want to wear it out before the kids started coming around where is it oh it's right there behind you oh great I can't play itself Bob you got to put it on and hit play Bobby come on latest sounds of the holiday well we don't need to right now Teddy why we'll wait till the kids come why fine I'll just put it in oh I'm spooked now you're
all set for trick- or- treaters in a couple of hours wait what time is it oh my God Bobby the kids will be home any minute and the costume's not even close to finish what are we going to do I don't know how about let them finish it more Teddy what are you doing right now adjusting myself without anyone noticing watching board adjust himself grab some glue you're going to be a Halloween eles come on you don't have to be good you just have to be fast why can't all women want that all right we'll
go home finish the costume and hit the streets oh I need to grab the Dragon Eyes from the fort why are they in the fort I spray painted them in there fine we'll swing by the fort y for fort fort for I didn't Peg you guys as the forting type oh we Fort we Fort big time after you uh I don't know I got this thing about being in small spaces oh you're going to be fine Daryl trust me when you come out of here you're going to be afraid of this small space that is the world hey Lulu where are you you o
h no no no no no she's right here I'm looking at her shut up quick inside hey are we going to play in the for before we go trick-or-treating cuz uh Louise you you shut the door before I could even get in oh sorry Millie we're at capacity so you always say that now come on let me in yeah I God I sure wish I could but it's kind of a onein one out situation the fire Marshall's on ours you understand Milly well I'll wait or or you could come back later too we'll be here a while it'll thin out in a b
it I'll get some more dust for our costumes D bunny think about it seriously think about it okay yeah I'm knocking around in my head right now I think it's going to be awesome all right Bly it's going to be great bye babe that was close hurry up and get the Dragon Eyes before crazy comes back this fort is amazing I only feel a little claustrophobic this would be a great place to go when my mom tells me to go play outside all right come on we'll give you the quickie tour this is Jean's room there
's some odor yes found them and now the upstairs there's an upstairs oh yeah this is Tina's room you can really feel the insecurity I think it's nice you don't think it's nice no it's nice it's nice voila paror de laise lovely view the light's bad for the upholstery true fading it is an issue yeah so what house will be the first op antina's farewell trick-or-treating tour leave that to me this town might suck at Halloween but not if you have this I give you the Treasure Trail W it took phone pol
ling mailing list and a Blog I follow called candy Randy so houses with stars are those are must visits and houses with an ex must avoid talking raisins pencils hand sanitizer baby apples SAR raisins old grapes aren't candy do you guys hear that what [Music] the hey hey hey hey hey hey kids kidside precious kids yeah Dino I'm coming I'm coming I just parked yeah I can leave it in the alley all night no one ever comes back here yeah I'm in costume they were all out of Dracula so I'm a fruit head
or something did he just say he's parking here all night that's what he said oh my God we're trapped weak spots find the weak spots we can't be totally boxed in here concrete at all concrete and truck we're screwed until that truck moves which it's not until tomorrow oh man I'm starting to freak out here hello it's later oh Millie Milly Milly Louise you in there I am Milly you have to get us out of here go for help the truck pin is s someone needs to move it what oh yeah get the fire department
and the police just get everybody oh oh sure hey Louise hey I was thinking let's get bunk beds and live in the forest um wow or matching murphy beds that fold up into trees Millie this is Jean hey could you go for help oh yeah I'm going to hey when I say Lou you say e Lou E okay that was fun you can go now Lou E okay that is enough of that Lou E that's funy is go get some help you freaking nutcase you creepy stalker psycho C can you not understand a hint go get help oh wow I see I see you don't
like me huh of course I don't who would who would shh what are you doing don't listen to her this is Jean again we think you're terrific did you do something with your hair you look great you seem real strong you've been working out Louise can you tell me this if dust hits the ground and no one's around to hear it does it make a sound I don't know Millie no it doesn't so I guess what I'm saying is have fun spending Halloween in a box good one Milly silly Milly that was good how's it coming Teddy
greatl all done Teddy is that it yeah it's a dragon Spike for the back yeah I know Teddy you supposed to have 20 done by now Bobby how's that foot coming foot I'm working on the tail I'm doing the tail you're supposed to do the foot no you said Bob do the tail I know because I remember thinking you can't tail me what to do Teddy that's funny no it's not and I'm doing the tail my Tail's better than yours ah yours is really good yeah I know it is all right fine I'll do the foot pass me the sequen
ce I would but we're all out because someone that's my wife has no concept of how many sequence she's using are you talking about me God yes just go get some more fine great this might not be a great time but I also made a tail we cannot miss Halloween this is all your fault Louise you are mean to million now we're stranded yeah she seems really cool okay I'm hearing a lot of plan being thrown around Loosey Goosey right now somebody's in friend ja somebody's in friend jail and friend jail last f
orever hey Millie oh don't mind me I'm just collecting spiders for an experiment cool I collect porcelain horses I experiment with where I put them on my dresser well this experiment just called see how much you freak out when I release spiders into the fort you're traing it up je steal it I have a thing about spiders you have a thing about everything but especially spiders they're scary Andy's still in there let him out we can't then we'd all get spidered I'll never for get you Andy I'll be wit
h you every time you look in the mirror what cuz we look alike never mind no I get it now I didn't want those to be my last [Music] words wait a minute wait a minute what the hold on Andy get up they're fake spiders thought I was a goner I felt you die my God we're closed what no no no I'm I'm making a wagon for my kids we're we're halfway through we just need another bag to finish when you wait until the last minute to buy odd supplies you pay the price Herold you heard her Bob FY we're closed
Bob fosy look I just need one bag that's it oh Bob fossy doesn't need more than one B I'm not Bob fxy I'm making a costume for my I'm just taking this here's moneyy run away oh no stop yes I hear you honking I'm just trying to make a costume for my kids it's a dragon Jor treat oh and what are you dressed as we switch shirts I'm olly I'm Andy here's a rusted 9volt battery for you and a used coffee filter for you thanks happy Halloween want to trade yeah this is a mockery but I will take a coffee
filter thanks this isn't how I want to spend my last Halloween Louise I'm handing out batteries in a box full of jeans farts it's not full uhoh ew why is my butt wet butts get wet Tina it's what they do or maybe it's from that H must be garbage juice from the dumpster next door I'm getting pinto beans some sandpaper prawn guys we just found our way out Jean is she out there what do you hear nothing except for tin is breathing you're picking that up loud and Loud all right Andy Ollie you two and
me are the only ones small enough to fit through that hole in the dumpster I would go but I'm masterminding this so one of you two should go which one of you was born first I will I came in second all right then Ollie squeeze into the dumpster burrow through the trash jump out and run for help just like when you came out of your mom got it what did she mean by came out of her mom okay Ollie get in there go go go go we just got to get out of here man whatever it takes getting so cramped in here o
kay you really don't need to take your pants off I wish you were right oh hi hi how could Millie have possibly known about our plan we whispered the whole time well there's only one explanation isn't there one of you in this room in this sacred Fort is a rat oh yeah yeah yeah yeah one of you is can you just tell me who it is no [Music] Billy so which one of you is the rat Tina this is your last Halloween ever you ratted us out to Millie so we'd never have to leave didn't you what I want to get o
ut more than anyone my childhood is slipping through my candless fingers maybe jeans thre rat oh please let's just calm down and take a spray paint nap Daryl why are you wearing your backpack um why are you wearing your backpack Daryl answer the question just want to make sure I don't lose it oh really you don't want to lose it because you think you're getting out of here I am Millie let me out of here I did my part you do yours she's not letting you out darl you fool why would you do this I'm w
eak Louise I'm weak dear Millie I need candy also I will need to poo soon please let me out Dear Daryl help me help you poo be my man on the inside love Millie I couldn't let the Treasure Trail go to waste if you hadn't told her about our Escape Plan we could have used our plan to escape oh that's so obvious Now isn't it I'm sorry it's hard for me to think when my pants are off I just want candy all right all right it's okay Daryl you didn't know what you were doing huh buddy oh my pants are off
yeah so what do we do do with a snitch you did the crime now you do the time Indian Ollie burp and blow poor bastard that smells nice you guys eat sherbet cucumber soap I ate a flour this is the one day you don't eat peanut butter and tuna for lunch you ruined burp BL torture it's pretty bad it's not it's fun it's festive it looks like it's from China no China would be furious about this Dragon they love dragons there hey where are the kids they should have been home by now oh my God lost not o
n Halloween easy they're dead no they're not dead they're dead no I know it they're dead no I bet they're in that Fort they built oh yeah g that Fort well it is pretty cool once you get inside what do you mean inside they let you in I thought we weren't allowed I wasn't supposed to say anything but it's great why can't I go in I I don't know and there's a ton of rules they have so I guess that was one of them right right whatever we're going to go to that Fort and we're getting those little shou
ld be trick-or-treaters and we're shoving them inside this thing hey you guys I was just trick-or-treating oh this candy is so good oops I dropped some good thing there's more where that came from you monster you can't do this uh it's just down here yeah I know where it is Mr I've been in the fort before and you haven't that's right I have they were inside my fort for a long time that's the original Fort Bob and Linda uh Millie frock Louise's friend hey you know I just ran into Louise and Jean a
nd Tina at trick-or-treating what they're trick-or-treating without their costume we've been slaving away all day where where are they I don't know the name of the street cuz I'm a little kid but if you follow me I can show you skip like like this I don't want to skip I said skip who is this kid I like her she's fun so last year was my last Halloween and I didn't even know it I wish I could go back in time and tell myself to enjoy it more and also not to go into this fort I wish I could go back
10 seconds ago before I ate cardboard uh-oh I'm doing it again H wait guys take a look at this what is it rat you see those buttons on the truck yeah we just had to find a way to hit the up button and boom the roof is lifted and how exactly are we going to hit the button huh you going to snitch on it no we use this Daryl you're my favorite kind of rat a rat with a hanger where'd she go she's a fast Skipper so where are the kids I don't see them anywhere I'll tell you where they are not wearing t
heir costume on ungrateful Avenue jerks we work so hard on this thing I fought the people at the art supply store all that glue in my hair hate to see it go to waste yeah trick or treat oh uh what are you supposed to be it's a dragon duh it doesn't look like any dragon I've ever seen before yeah your dmat stupid yeah yeah aren't you a little bit old to be trick-or-treating you're old you're probably 60 I am 60 hey we going to get any candy or not no you have to give it Bob no is that you no what
Bob from the burger place oh no no way I'm not I recognize you anyway I'm not go that is hilarious it's still not me is hilarious it's not me honey come it's Bob from the burger place I can't we can't say stay there stay there stay there it's great great it's barin Linda from the burger honey they're pulling some sort of I don't know it's aank good to see you steady steady I can't watch Mostly because I can't see you hear that it's [Music] working you hit the wrong button turn it off turn it of
f I can't the Hanger's stuck we're all going to die every meal I've ever eaten is flashing before my eyes oh my God my last meal was cardboard this is not good for my claustrophobia wait there's garbage we could use it we could stack it yes stack the strong stuff maybe we can stop this thing from crushing us Ollie Andy get in there it's working isn't it [Music] the door it's open the gr the Halloween gr the candy my shoe now our shoes will be together wo we did it woo we still got a few minutes
left on the candy clock what about our costume screw the costume there's no time we only got a few minutes left on the candy clock did you not hear me but nobody will give us candy if we're not wearing one congratulations you're a robot hold on Candy I'm coming for you yeah Treasure Trail lead us to treasure come on no no turn them on turn them on we're still here don't you go off me aha there you are you think you're too good for your costume for us costume what am I even looking at Godzilla's
ding-dong it's a dragon Jean it's not a dragon yes it is you asked us to make you a dragon we did what are you bean can head yeah no robot Bean can head to you well I bet we got more candy than you did so wait where is your candy long story actually I can tell it pretty fast well at least we can have some of yours now I being had we get the candy no we get the candy it's ours we're eating it all right now I want your candy get out of our Dragon I thought I was done with Halloween but it turns ou
t Halloween's not done with me ah get out of our Dragon okay Halloween's over I'm going to eat more candy in front of you guys but you can eat the mini boxes of raisins I didn't want you'll need your strength to make it through the oh my God I killed them oh my God oh my God oh my God people are going to be so mad at me I'm going to have to find a therapist oh jeez I hope I like my therapist you definitely won't who said that the ghost of us this is Jean's ghost we don't appreciate being killed
oo this is Tina's ghost oh no oh I didn't mean to kill you I was just going to keep you in there until you got old give us your candy you nut case all of it or or do you just want some of it or do you want to trade all of it here take it happy Halloween thanks for killing us Heaven's nice that he knows all the SS's that guy he M out the [Music] street it's my favorite just don't tell my mom how good two days until trick-or-treating what am I supposed to eat until then other food I know like what
like bread I don't know if I'm going to go trick-or-treating this year guys all the bigger kids are hanging out at the old Cemetery hi Jimmy junor are you going to the cemetery and Halloween followup question what time were you planning on going cuz I'm planning on going at that time too I'm going where all the other kids are going oh cool cool cool cool but why does everybody want to go to a stupid cemetery on a day when you can knock on people's doors and they literally hand you free candy an
d then you kiss them on both cheeks so just to nail this thing down we're going to the cemetery together geez Tina everybody's going at the same time we're not going together it's a group activity kids go and break into the masoleum it's a right of passage mhm so you think that's like 8:30 maybe touch baser on A5 I'll just see you there if I see you God he was all over you ghosts and goblins goblins and ghost yeah this year I got the bat that is smiling it's more realistic why is it more realist
ic cuz they're happy it's their favorite holiday they love it hi I'm the Exterminator oh hi from hugs not bugs the sensitive Bug Killers but the name is misleading we actually use a highly toxic chemical it hugs them to death really slowly they suffer I'm Marcus uh they showed up the other day I don't know what they are they're weird uh everything okay this isn't good what what isn't good this is very bad what is very bad this is really creeping me out you're creeping me out what what's going on
here Bobby is he squirting poison the kids just got home and they want to watch there is definitely an otherworldly presence in this basement a what a presence wait are you saying presents a presents presents I always thought there should be Halloween presents no not presents a presence a ghost there's a ghost in this basement what a ghost who said ghost we have a ghost oh my God oh my God oh my God you need to catch it and get rid of it like salmon who W Marcus hi hello uh question did you say
we have to catch the presents yes how does one do that first you got to make contact with the ghost then you got to try to get it into a vessel a vessel yeah like a bottle or a box oh a vessel cool can you please get rid of the bugs first Dad so we get into the box and then what throw away a box in a trash great now on the bugs can you just squirt them with your thing now no way those are probably fantasmal bugs attracted to the spirit world sure sure fantasmal bugs I'm not going down there I g
ot to go you cannot be a real exterminator I'm licensed and I'm running away bye Mar hi I'm not paying you for this I'll get the oua board and a box and candles and some smooth jaas well the restaurant is closed thank you so much for not helping out at all tonight you're are welcome I called another exterminator not that you care so yeah just go ahead do your capture the ghost Seance mhm all right so here's our vessel I brought my easy breezy shoe box it used to hold the world's most comfortable
heels now it's going to hold a ghost what a life this box has had okay here we go we're going to make contact with the other side I just need one more sip of my Seance swine if you make contact can you ask the ghost if it's any good with the mob haha very funny open the door attention ghost we are gathered here today to help you cross over into this box kids hands on the thingy question one is there a spirit here in this basement it's moving great they're in here too hey guess what you're not f
antasmal you're fanum oh my God what is your name what's your name baby stop moving Eloise I know it's you I'm not moving it it's Jean it's not me oh look it's found something out j e f f Jeff I just got chills how old are you Jeff 1 three so the ghost is a 13-year-old boy that's interesting to all of us Jeff do you uh want to check out the inside of this totally normal shoe box oh I think he's in the Box put the lid on got it hello did anybody hear me screaming there was a crazy amount of bugs
flying at my face Bobby come calm down we caught the ghost his name is Jeff everything is fine everything is not fine Lynn we have a horrible bug problem in there and I'm sick of all this ghost stuff ghost stuff is over now we do the ceremonial throwing it away in the trash no wait don't can't just throw Jeff out ghosts were people too what if it's Jeff Bridges imagine the money Tina what are you doing we're keeping Jeff you can keep him Tina but you have to empty his box every night so Jeff how
's your first day at school going which is worse PG or the smell in Tina's Locker doesn't smell anymore Louise I got rid of the yogurt why do you guys have an easy breezy shoe box I didn't know it was to take your mom's shoes to school day there aren't shoes in this box it's a ghost you're totally lying and lying is bad for your skin thank you why is everyone looking at a box what am I missing I'm bored someone explain it to me quick it's a ghost his name is Jeff it's a strong Christian name do
you have a ghost Tina oh hi Jimmy junor this is Jeff he's a ghost he's a boy and we've been spending a lot of time together ghosts aren't real yeah death is the in it's fine that's right Z yeah nothing more high five really well maybe Jeff will have something to say about that anyone want to talk to him I do okay all right hands on Lu Ouija board everybody you can ask him anything you want about the afterlife all right if you're real what the ghost eat it's moving uh s o u p soup he's right must
be real waa this changes a lot for me a lot tell you okay no this is weird well SE changed to who's next I have a question were you cool when you were alive v e r y very Jeff is cool I I don't think Jeff is real something smells fishy you man he got you ghost burn that's not funny Jeff's funny oh THS up everyone wait wait one more question hey Jeff do you want to walk me to class you go girl he's a creepy crush on you weird we have to call another exterminator let's go with Beetle Canal what is
wrong with the exterminators in our town why ask him Marcus I just wanted to show this place to some of my friends this is Phil and Don hi wait what they're going to check it out I'm going to run away bye Marcus good luck I hope you don't die he always says that what are you doing what's all this I'm definitely recording some EMF traces in here we just might have something substantial on our hand are you paranormal investigators guilty I'm Don vice president of our local chapter this is Phil M
he's president voted in by a landslide one vote it was me you can't do that stuff in here this is a business so Marcus told you about our ghost his name is Jeff uh he's doing great I mean he's adjusting why I Bob do you think he's comfortable St there is no ghost oh boy Don you're going to want to take a look at this okay this booth is covered in some serious spectral traces my meter's going crazy mine too of course it could be cell phone interference MH or an AM radio or a microwave but I bet i
t's a ghost oh you hear that Bob a ghost uh-huh looks like we got our work cut out for us bill you think we should order some lunch Burger medium will man knows what he wants that's why he's president ow what's going on here um nothing don't mind them can I help you they have a ghost we're here to investigate no there's no ghost don't listen to him honey they have a ghost let's eat here I mean yeah we have a ghost come on in sit down we have at least one in every Booth Jeff people are loving you
is hanging out with the most popular box in the school I don't even care that he's popular to me he's just Jeff bye wait wait where are you going oh I was thinking of showing Jeff the butterflies at the science center you guys don't want to come along do you probably not great bye Jeff you have my sister home by 11: wait make that nine eight Central Jeff and I are going to watch Kitchen Nightmares that's going to be our thing the butterflies are beautiful as stum of year the rest of the time th
ey're caterpillars are we holding hands I can't really tell Chef you tell me if you were just a box right you're just a box aren't you I'm going to date with a box oh my God W I'm getting butterfly kisses from a butterfly is it you Jeff is this a sign oh boy you really are real what are you doing no no no no eating the butterflies what is in the Box um Jeff who's Jeff oh wow um you're kind of putting us on the spot here is he a friend is he more than a friend we're just enjoying it right now wit
hout labels Oh I thought it was food drink enjoy your [Music] visit ly I never thought I'd say this but I'm glad a crazy exterminator told us we had a ghost big day people like your Burg is more when there's a dead person in the restaurant okay people we're going to listen for subsonic metaphysical phenomena now we need everybody to be very quiet in here except for ghost you guys talk it up hi everyone damn it we have an announcement we're officially dating oh ghost boyfriend you have to get som
e clanking chains for prom a wait is there a ghost in that vessel did you just say you two were dating dad you're not going to like every guy she brings home I'm getting some heavy activity of course you are it's Jeff he's like that congratulations Bob he seems great yep every father's dream a there he is coolest guy in school what's up Jeff oh hi everyone uh me and my boyfriend Jeff were just looking to have a little lunch oh my god did you just say boyfriend did I oh yeah I did you guys are so
cute together you're the new it couple whoa people give them some space here no photos well Jeff and I are going to get in line God just leave him here for a second you're smothering him Tina let him breathe he's already in a box yeah let him hang out with us this ghoul needs some guy Time come on Jeff I'm going to get you get we'll do our own thing for a bit and then meet up later see with you Jeff miss you already get your I'm back Jeff hope you like hot dogs where did Jeff go Tammy got some
mustard on Jeff's box so she went to wash it off you guys get in here I went into the stall to go number one because I never go number two at school or at all because that's gross and Joselyn clogged the toilet that one time I'm sorry Joselyn but look what I found when I came out Tina and I are taking a break Tammy you are hot be my GF wait what Jeff asked me out and of course I said no cuz that's not fair to Tina just kidding I said yes oh yay oh my God you guys are the coolest couple in school
you deserve that I guess now I have a hottie without a body come on Jeff nobody's saying it but Jeff is a scoundrel he's buried not [Music] married I can't believe Jeff dummy for Tammy since when can Jeff write on mirrors I'm pretty sure that's his handwriting it's girly but it's just just cuz he's sensitive the girl's bathroom is nice each saw has a tiny metal mailbox I'm glad I was carrying around that postcard for Ken I don't know why I'm going to make it through the rest of the day come on
Tina get off the floor what's the big deal he's not even hot for a box that's not what I care about I care about what's inside also we don't know if that's water or urine you're lying in I think it's just water yeah water no PE Tina they're going to do an ultrasound on your box the Box didn't quite make it home with us today good there's a lot of people who are very focused on the box where's the Box did he switch vessels no he didn't switch vessels he switched girlfriends to an annoying girl na
med Tammy I hate his stupid ghost face he dumped you I'm going to kill him again oh I knew this would happen sort of spirit appears to be a bit of a player Tina's going to be okay I made her a PB&J she said she didn't want it so I ate it she was still sad so I made her another PB&J she didn't want that one either so I ate it anyway Tina wants to be alone for a little while and we're out of peut guys I hate to break your hearts too but Jeff isn't real what are you talking about I was controlling
the Ouija board I was messing with you guys yeah I thought that was pretty obvious I named him Jeff it's the stupidest name for a ghost I could think of of course oh yeah I know Jeff's not real it's Louis Louise sure wait so let me get this straight his name's not Jeff but he's real no Jean there is no Jeff I just thought it would be funny I didn't think Tina would fall in love with him and I definitely didn't think Tammy was going to pull the same crap as me but better with that mirror thing an
d now I'm going to go tell Tina and say I'm sorry and we're all going to laugh about this someday right guys I don't think that's such a good idea Lenn why is that not such a good idea cuz Tina's already feeling heartbroken right now if you tell her the truth she's going to feel heartbroken and dumb she got catfished by a box so I'm not telling Tina you'll see you'll all go trick- or- treating tomorrow she'll be fine she'll be back to her normal teeny Tina she just needs nougat happy Halloween I
'm a wedge costume fashion show get out here kids here comes Jean Turner and Hoot half dog half Hanks all cop more like Turner and cute come here you oh here comes Louise shiny scorpion person wow I'm Ryan Gosling from the major em Motion Picture trailer drive so violent but so well reviewed and here she is last but not least Tina dressed as a pretty glasses girl wait you didn't change at all I'm not going to go trick-or-treating guys why no you should go eat your candy you need it yeah no I'm j
ust going to hang out here for a while then later I might stop by the cemetery if I don't show my face now I'll never be able to do it what why would you go there Tammy's going to be there and a certain cardboard box you guys go ahead without me I'll be fine I'll just watch other people have fun in Halloween that kids having fun glad Tina is okay time to go trick or-treating are you kidding me Tina is not okay look at her I know what we have to do now Tammy's going down and she's going down with
a strong dose of her own medicine which I invented love it one suggestion can we go trick-or-treating for a couple of hours and then see how we feel no Jean can we just stop for ramen woohoo all right we're the older kids now hanging out in the cemeter man in a few years we'll be parents and I have a serious boyfriend so uh I guess we're supposed to break into that creepy maum huh it's a right of passage hey we got a ghost with us we're good right Jeff you know the door man hey guys oh um you t
wo have like zero out of 10 permission to be here you're too young yeah little fetuses heel where's Tina crying into her butt no my butt is dry and strong e r goodbye hey Louise Tina I'm glad you're here you're going to want to see this I thought you guys were going to go trick-or-treating and I thought you guys were going to actually go into the mausoleum we're going we're just we're just getting our legs ready look here they go we're Timmy timy it's so aw that Jeff's ex is here it's like so yo
u can cut the tension with an i no like whatever I'm so confident because Jeff is like so over [Music] hurt come on legs great come on keep going you can shake but you can't quit on me I can't see anything who someone just knocked Jeff out of my hands you guys don't even care I would care but I'm too scared Jak light the ride of Passage candle here you go I took it from my dad's jacuzzi tub here's your boyfriend Tammy I found him on the ground you should really be more careful great now he's got
ground on him sorry the candle smells like lavender kind of changes the vibe a little bit yeah I'm feeling really relaxed all of a sudden the door slam shut oh somebody open it LO I can't open it no no T try it again I can't fudge it it just won't open please how'd you do that I didn't that wasn't part of my plan well then what was your plan I put some bugs from the basement in Tammy's box that's it jamee you were there you helped me get the bugs I know I just thought there was going to be more
to it but yeah no it's it's good oh my God guys look at this you are all condemned to Eternal damnation in here with me this is Jeff Jeff trapped us not cold Jeff not cold oh no oh no Eternal damnation sounds bad and long it's the worst kind of damnation if you really aren't doing this Louise ho is going to have an accident I swear it's not me I knew I shouldn't have taken Tina's spooky seconds got her uhoh this might have backfired a little bit they're on me they're on me listen listen to me I
have something to say we're not trapped in here for Eternal damnation I wrote that what Chef the ghost isn't real my sister made him up dude what God that was me uh hi everybody the were also me part of me always kind of thought Jeff was fake but then last night when I heard my family talking about how fake he was I realized that he definitely was fake also it's crazy it's a box but the things we wanted from Jeff were real I wanted a boy to pay attention to me and never leave my side oh man I w
anted to believe that there's more than this life I wanted to believe so bad it's okay Z it it just means take advantage of the here and now I hear you man and I wanted someone to watch Kitchen Nightmares with and I just liked him cuz everyone else liked him I need to start thinking for myself unless you guys don't think that's cool then I won't and Tammy want to steal someone away from me because she's a horrible jealous girl she's right Tammy's a handful but we don't need Jeff we can get these
things from ourselves I don't need a boy to pay attention to me I'll pay attention to myself and Jean it's okay to watch Kitchen Nightmares alone and it's okay that I'm jealous and terrible no no fix yourself holy crap Tina you're amazing I can't believe you planned this whole thing you you shut the door and pretended it was locked you came here early and wrote this on the wall what you use by the way hopefully not paint it's ketchup checks out listen I'm really sorry I made up a ghost that you
fell in love with it's okay it was good practice for when a real ghost comes along well you made this the best Halloween ever and there's still time to go trick-or-treating it's 10:30 it's too late ah damn it Jimmy junor why do you always know the time I have a watch oh quick to the Pacific time zone it's still Halloween in San Diego I'll be honest I miss Jeff well Bob we have a lot of data to sift through got to get back to the lab Let's uh close out your tab here you guys ate uh 11 Burgers al
l delicious we were about to settle the bill with you too Bob Let's see we did a beta wave test a blackl scan and an audio spectral recording with all these services rendered looks like it's going to be a wash bye Bob bye Linda you can't leave you have to pay for your food we can't pay you why should we tell him Phil mhm we've been dead for 12 years oh my God Bobby the ghost I know it's wait wait hold on watch out Bobby they're going to walk right through you do you take credit cards oh they're
not [Music] [Music] ghosts [Music] [Applause] [Music] he there he is Little King trash mouth ah what's he eating a coffee filter filled with taco meat no coffee for him huh uhoh oh it's the one I call El Diablo like the devil yeah one of these days there going to be a rumble between those two Len I'm on the phone Bob Ginger I wish you could see the big one's all mangy and crazy out he looks like your cousin Cheryl a poor Cheryl how's this sasis oh my God Len oh she used to leave a trail of those
flakes Len we're kind of trying to eat okay Ginger yeah I'll talk to you later bye a lot of raccoon talk oh sh she ass she loves that stuff you know Ginger could have listened to me forever but she had to take her daughter to a slum party slumber party huh my condolences to Ginger's daughter what what's wrong with slumber parties yeah while we're at it what's wrong with diarrhea huh slumber parties are the cat's pajamas especially when I wear my cat pajamas wait how many slumber parties have yo
u been to 1 and a half I fell asleep at a regular birthday party I'm counting that no if you wanted to you could have a slumber party here Louise you can invite girls from your class have you met the girls from my class mom here's what I'm pretty sure is going through their heads every moment of the day sticker sticker sticker sticker sticker stickers stickers stickers stickers stickers what kind of stickers I love stickers anyway but honey you need to be a theft like ginger let me tell you they
're not easy to find got to Slumber through a lot of parties to meet your Ginger she's right I had plenty of false starts before I met Ken who's Ken his adult albino friend who does improvised hip-hop y but Ken's also not real hey I had an imaginary friend she used to steal from me all my makeup my lipsticks thanks for the life advice everybody Food For Thought ooh yum full of it lots of thoughts I'm worried about Louise what little girl doesn't want a slumber party are you really surprised Lynn
she's not the most social kid she still hasn't accepted my friend request and I know she's seen it drives me nuts if Louise would just do the thing she hates I know she'd love it that sounds like nonsense nonsense or Mom sense I think you might be making too big a deal about this slumber party thing Lynn it is a big deal it's a part of growing up like getting braces and throwing rocks at cars you used to throw rocks at cars yeah cars wouldn't even come down my street after a while cuz they knew
Linda would get him okay somebody give me a hand with the coffee table we got to move it finally we're giving this dump a makeover I've been carrying these swatches around for years no guess again what wait what's going on Lyn oh who Could That Be maybe it's for you Louise you better check sure strange visitors at a weird hour send your kid to the door go I hope it's Matt Damon I wrote him over a year ago hi Louise slumber party woo no no no no no no Tada Louise you're having your very own surp
rise slumber party no Bunch up Bunch up go don't let it through don't let through get get best friends forever get the [Music] door party fashion show all right all right slumber party fashion show come on jump in anytime sweetie okay she's the warm up here we go this is happening seriously D dad is this real I think it could be fun oh yeah I'm going to go finish uh something oh you know what I'll do it for you you stay at your party got to go come oh look at Harley and a classic pink feather bo
a one of my old night shirts okay next model go I'll go Jean you just went give someone else a turn a I'll go ooh rain poncho and sunglasses forast calls for fabulous that's it I'm out thank you oh no you're not stop it you're being very rude to your guest L and my mom cuz let me tell you about my guest that's Harley wo look at this fluffy Bo snake I'm glad it's not a real snake you m it's fake boa as in hardly ever shuts her mouth Louise what are your 10 favorite colors of dogs mine are red bro
wn spots black white orange spots kind of brown kind of black brown spots black spots red spots red stripes and jod over there she's so afraid of germs she's never sat on a toilet seat or any seat and then there's Abby she likes to braid stop it stop raing my mops Abby but they look so pretty and finally Jessica Bland boring Jessica Club if she was a spice she'd be flower if she were a book she'd be two books oh yeah she is boring well you know what by the end of the night you all going to be go
od buddies uh-huh she's Abby she's got heels on my ankles Lait okay okay you're okay come here honey get up come on there she is she's dancing uh excuse me Mrs beler I'm ready for bed what you pooping out already it's 8:15 Jessica what are you huh see well that's my bedtime what are your parents Farmers no osteopaths Osteopath what's that oh it's this the study of the the okay that's nice okay Tina put her in your room good night okay well guess I'm going to turn into no you're staying right her
e young lady and you'll be glad you did when you hear what we're doing next tie Dy yes that's an even worse form of dying than actual dying I would take actual dying right now oh so dramatic my hand okay great tying and dying hey all right little King trou found himself a piece of pizza aw wish he could come to the party he could take my place a that's sweet but no give me a shirt I'm going to make the Psychedelic crop top of my dreams Jean I only got enough shirts for Louise and the girls honey
hey here's something you can do you'll be the pesky brother you running around you pulling the little girl's pigtails on it don't you dare sorry I'm I don't even want to do this it's my job I'm making it fun how about me Mom what's my angle well Tina you're the oldest sister you're over all this stuff you want to go to the mall with your friends and beep each other on your beepers beep beep cool a sarcastic mall rat how F that's it you're getting it okay you're okay no one knows you'll deal wit
h it in the morning go to sleep all right Harley what you got I made an orange and yellow tie dye because my cat is orange and yellow and my cat's name is popover what's your cat's name my cat's name is I don't have a cat stop talking to me right now Harley a so cute where is it okay now you girls just sit tight I'm going to get these shirts out of your way Louise stop it stay okay ah better check on Jessica Jessica you asleep a look at her snoozing away sweet little boring little lump oh my tig
ht eyes got to get these to the [Music] top I'm just going to make like a tree and go to my room can I braid your hair now say yes if you have stickers I'll trade you but my stickers are really rare so one of mine equals six of yours I antibacterial soap and your mom only has seashell shaped soap you braid your hair side I can do it across the top there's time to turn the slumber party into a going away party going away party that's awesome yeah it's really going to be fun why are you pinching m
y arm Bob are you at a good stopping place can I come in oh I know don't tell the little squeamish one you did that so close to a shirt I won't bring it up but if she asked I'm not going to lie to her next activity make your cupcakes pretty everybody then we're going to eat them up woo Mrs beler could we turn our heads to the side so we don't breathe on each other's cupcakes uh sure whatever you need Jody everyone turn your heads to the side oh okay this is fun we can't see what we're doing so w
ell right oh mystery cupcakes germaphobe huh germs are all around us they're in our scalp and our eyebrows in our mucous membranes someday a cleansing rain will come that's what I keep telling myself that's what I keep telling myself oh yeah I'm looking forward to that day hey Jody I really am so uh what are you doing here I mean gosh didn't they tell you Jody tell me what about my mom's infection she's got sewer palm and strep thumb luckily her whooping butt is in remission I love sprinkles jus
t let them sprinkle through your fingers no germs germs everywhere I'm clean I'm clean Jody Jody stop it Jody Jody calm down don't touch me okay okay I'm sorry sorry Bobby Mr Bel is taking you home get her out really okay let's go Jody oh God all right one down hey just cuz Jody had a freak out doesn't mean the part's over who wants to watch a movie me I you it's called twinson two twins who live in Cincinnati OH they're going to eat chili on spaghetti sounds to interesting settle up for round t
wo I know what everyone's thinking the girl went home wouldn't it be perfect if Tina took her place in this Lumber party thanks but no thanks Tina you can watch the movie if you want oh good so how's school this year okay the class is good trouble with math yeah I never likes math I'm trying out for field talk say again trying out for field I can't quite make out what you're saying J and that's the same actress playing full twins they do it with a mirror it's controversial cuz it takes jobs away
from other actresses who look like that actress please stop talking you're ruining their shopping Montage sorry about my brother he gets a little sensitive when twins come up why Gina has a twin George he lives in the basement in in the basement you'll probably see George later mom lets him out at night so he can air out his hump and his stump uh I don't know if I want to meet him oh of course you do but when he's up here just don't blink if you blink he goes crazy also he speaks at farts and e
ven if you think farts are funny cuz they are just please do not laugh cuz I laughed once and you bit off a piece of my butt what that's why sitting like this cuz I don't have two butt cheeks to sit on is that why you dance weird in dance class shut up Harley what's that noise oh no what are you up to El Diablo you get away from there oh my God the king's under attack it's a racun dog hey you girls still having fun right I'll be right back got to go deal with something it's not a wild animal so
everyone's okay oh Mom's probably going down to turn George loose no I I don't want to meet George just don't look him in the eye and don't think it don't laugh but don't want to have my bum B oh you just blinked see you practi not blinking what's going on in here I I want to go home take me up wa what okay um are are you sure I just got back from taking Jody home so I'm sure I'm sure well she seems pretty sure Dad does anyone else want to go home tell me now um are you going to let me braid you
r hair not a chance I'll come too and we're done okay if anyone needs me for anything I'll be in my room forgetting tonight ever happened goodbye forever thank you family it was a nice try wait what about the girl who went to bed early right Jessica all right snor Feldman up and at him huh a walkie-talkie hello Jessica uh yep what's up okay I'll say a walkie-talkie style the slumber party is over and out oh no I'm not leaving excuse me yeah you're not getting rid of me like the other girls uh 10
40 love you kisses what no no kisses Jessica oh it is on like fla do you eat FLA Jessica because I've never had it Louise am I taking Jessica home take the others home Dad I think Jessica wants to stay and play a while so that means I'll still need to take her home later oh yes Father oh yes great okay Jessica what's your problem why the drama with the walkie-talkie where is it where is what you know what I know you're messing with me because that's what you did with everybody else I would love
to mess with you Jessica unfortunately I don't know what you're talking about wait you seriously don't know what I'm talking about no but now I kind of want to know well I can't leave until I find what I'm looking for so let's just play it cool and respect each other's situations okay I'll respect your situation right here in the closet wait a second these walkie-talkies were in my bedroom oh yeah your bedroom it's nice in there you picked my lock it practically picked itself you pick yourself y
ou pick your nose you pick your butt you pick your nose because you think your face is a butt and you sh think that Jean Tina where is everybody Bob I need you in the bedroom what's wrong with your hair what's right with it ABY braided it kids how's the party is everyone having fun they're about to get to the part where the mayor renames the city twinc the plot's got some holes but also a whole lot of heart all right I keep some partan good pun Tina come on thank you ow shut the door what's goin
g on Ginger I I know I'm about to tell him yeah no he's got his hair braided pretty good it looks pretty good I got to go Bobby stay calm we are harboring a royal fugitive what oh my God Lynn there's a raccoon it's little King trash mouth he's chewing on my good sock yeah he found it under there and he rubbed his sank GLS on it and now it's his baby a Lenn why is he here cuz al diablo attacked him tonight so I led him in with some coal Cuts he needs our help okay this is nuts Lynn oh he sounds a
nxious get him some wine get him some wine he likes red a little too much listen we have an intruder on the loose in this apartment wait is the Intruder dress yeah here's what we know by day Jessica's redheaded wallpaper by night apparently she's a master of sneaking around our house and looking for God knows what I say we help her find her purpose in life a brand consultant huh I can see that no hitting the bricks Lynn I don't want a raccoon in our room I know I mean I don't agree but I underst
and more importantly we need to take care of this F so I can get this slumber party back on track there is no slumber party I drove the slumber party home there's still one girl here I think I know what we we can do what we could trap El Diablo with him gone the king can return that's ridic wa he just looked right into my eyes see oh my God he just raised his paw I think he just gave me the double guns we could hire Teddy to help us he has a live animal trap from the time he thought a squirrel w
as stealing his mail sure hey buddy how you doing let's put a hat on him all right you hear that old Diablo we're coming for you all right let's just keep this a secret from the kids right we don't want him coming in here and getting bitten aw baby's getting rabies [Music] why don't we tell Mom and Dad about Jessica they could make her come out oh no she's mine mom is not going to have anything more to do with this slumber party you hear that Jessica or should I say Jessica can't find what she's
looking for yeah I hear you but all it sounds like I this and you know what Jessica why do you even want to stick around here sweet baby this summer part is not good enough for you yeah the word deres were and Louisa's family kind of smells just tell me what you're looking for and I'll help you find it so you'll leave my house I can't and I can't tell you why I can't oh and also I won't don't be boring and mysterious Jessica you can't have it both ways got to go she hung up she didn't hang up L
ouise look Louise you should say I'll take what's behind curtain number one because she's there behind the curtain Jessica it's curtains for you oh that's better who could be hiding behind our living room curtain I wonder it could be dad he has dainty feet and dad likes to hide from us sometimes okay it's me happy now I'll be happy when you leave I'll leave when I find my thing until then slumber party on all right you want a slumber party well then say poow to my little friend W poo fight it's
about to go down goose down I know you're close Jessica I can hear your boring [Music] breathing Tina yes Jean is this your first time as a human shield yeah it's my third time you're doing great thank [Music] you oh I'm going to knock you out the door Jee give me the memory phone pills from mom and dad's room Batman and little boy on it I came as quickly as I could is it true was the king deposed yep there's the bastard now hey look at him El Diablo when did you both become crazy raccoon people
L has been telling me stories about these little guys it's like a part of their Magical World mhm well let's set up the Trap and get this over with what are we going a bait it with huh a bait Bobby you can make him a burger burger yeah you won't be able to resist right oh gosh I don't want to make a burger for a raccoon please Bobby you can even name it like you like to do you call it a medium snare burger right no wait the Caged Burger get it because he's going to be the cage fine I'll do it b
ut I'm not naming it oh good all right yay Bobby thank you medium stair burger right Bob that wasn't so hard Bob makes it sound so hard having fun Jessica oh yeah tons thanks for [Music] man raccoon raccoon in the tub give it give it um I'm no park ranger but if a weird raccoon is holding something let him keep it raccoon raccoon in the top Code Orange Code Orange give me that what is it pajama bottoms and they're wet with pee are you a bed wetter is that what this is all about it's not pee if i
t is that raccoon really likes her pee Jessica what's your secret no it wasn't me your mom came in here and she peed all over the place I saw it that does sound like Mom whatever your pee is selling that raccoon is buying great everybody have a big laugh do you think this is going to work have faith in your burger Bobby look he's going for it oops I spoke too soon what if he doesn't like your burger that would be really embarrassing sh of course he's going to like it not NE L look at him sniffin
g around he does not like what he smells Bobby I'm not arguing this with you teddy you didn't cook it well enough you didn't cook it well enough should have put some ketchup for my nope he's eating it going home huh Jessica yep just waiting for your dad to come back so he can drive me good you really cut into my night so I guess you're going to tell everyone at school about this right I'm not going to tell anybody I'm no Nar make fun of you for wetting the bed what is this the '90s come on you g
ot a good system though huh bring plastic bags go to bed early then get up first and dispose of the evidence yep so why go to to slumber parties at all my mom makes me she is out of control well I wouldn't know anything about that psych my mom's crazy too oh hey you're pretty good with a pillow by the way thanks selftaught so do you get a lot of raccoons in here why you jealous yeah a little bit hey what are you two still doing up oh do you want to ride home now Jessica okay guess it's time what
it's a slumber party why would she go home wow wait a second you two are having a good time oh Mom stop a My Little BFF shush see I knew you'd like it it all worked out the way I thought it would tomorrow we're going clothes shopping yeah no yeah here he goes he's almost out go Bobby go a sorry King great bwork dad yeah if I was a raccoon I'd leave he's out now we can all go to bed King drink responsibly okay good night fashion looking good from head to toe SL party fashion show looking good fr
om head to toe party fashion show looking good from head to toe party fashion [Music] show O ah [Music] o [Music] [Music] mom and dad might not recognize us when we get back from go-karting cuz our hair will be like this and our faces will be like this and our penises will be like this you can't see what I'm doing but it's pretty great three youth tickets please sorry tracks closed for the rest of the day League racing what that I pedal all this way to put the pedal to the metal they have to com
e back another time perhaps check the online calendar that I work so hard on that no one bothers to look at I'm online I'm looking at sloths whoa mama like they're fast and I'm curious screw regular go-karting I want to do that every kid wants to be in League racing get in line okay where's the line funny honey the only way to join the circuit is to get a cart no problem where do we get one they're customed it cost a grand at least I know you from somewhere you're Bryce from King's Head Island a
ren't you yep oh yeah remember us nope ouch too bad he won't be joining the league it would have been fun chucking raisins at you as I blow by oh my God I hate him hard to hate a guy who gives you raisins three burgers of the day who you pass Teddy these guys are from the home brew supply shop I brought them over here to try your burgers with Teddy's bruski what's Teddy's brusi it's the name of my home brew beer I used to call it bucket Brew since that's where it for mens in a bucket is it safe
to drink you know it's just that you brw it in a bucket of course it's safe it's alcohol M oh yeah right mhm a so cute your burgers and his beer were making little belly babies Oh Bob what Bob what what Bob you should sell my beer we can be partners Teddy I I don't think restaurants are allowed to sell home brewed beer H who's going to Care the health inspector the Bureau of Alcohol the police so we won't get caught we'll run it like a Speak Easy I'll be like Al Capone with breasts come on Bob j
ust taste your burger and then buy beer well it's pretty hard to pair my burgers with the right beer oh my God right oh my God that's amazing it's amazing let's do it let's do it maybe Mom and Dad would sponsor a go-kart if it was advertising for the restaurant they can't even sponsor their electric bill or maybe a sponsorship would work hey Mr Fish holder damn I missed you where have you been all around how would you like to have semi-exclusive advertising rights on a go-kart that you pay for m
e pay kids that sounds weird how about you pay me that sounds better hold on I haven't finished for one of these a broken down bumper car perhaps you kids can turn one of these not go-karts into a very much go-kart someone's sleeping back here Mr Fish that's our employee lounge Owen wake up H you look like you've got something to prove guys I think this is the one ooh that's the most expensive one we'll give you three bucks for it deal unless you want to make it $8 for a second Bumper Car Plus O
wen whom I will throw in for free what can he do Lord knows it all remains to be seen he's a mass of potential now all we need is a lawnmower engine B us steam engine or a motorcycle engine so how much is it going to cost us Critter oh come on I can't charge you guys our kid was born inside your restaurant plus I think the parts will be donated if you catch my drift come on people let's tear this old dog apart and teach it new [Music] tricks half bumper car half go-kart All Balls nice you're goi
ng to bump those rich kids right off the track and how are we on snack storage chip clip right there on the side chip CP yeah now she's going to handle like a bumper car the steering's real loose so don't be afraid to whip that wheel around real good yeah yeah you push the pedal and the thing goes wait Bryce gets a load of this sweet ride what is that are you jealous it doesn't sound like you are but you will be once we race against you you're not going to race against me what are you talking ab
out I'm in A- League new cars start out in B- League you got to win your way up to a league are you kidding me nope I'm sering you I'll be winning the King's Head Island Grand Prix when you're still figuring out which pedal is the gas and which is the break the big round thing in the middle that steers it that's your mom burn oh that fire with the mouth that's your face yeah right drive us 10 minutes till the B League race I guess that's us let's go tear up the be league so we can blow it out Br
yce's tail pipe here we go me wait what do you mean wish you luck cuz I'm driving I thought I was driving I thought we all thought I was driving oh my god did we not talk about who's going to drive it's obviously me but remember how good I was at that motorcycle arcade game the point is to to not burst into flames strongly disagree Tina you're not much better remember what happened when you drove the car in the parking lot that was different that was dirty driving this is legal go-karting is goo
d clean fun there's only one way to settle this Jean's hary mole jeans hary mole boy ow ow ow hold them up yes uh I mean h whatever I'm the driver but hey it's all about the team right sibs fair is fair I guess go team yeah Tina that's a spirit you know what I want you to be my water girl out there how does that sound water girl inste the race car driver H let me think about that hey when I win this race it'll be like we all one especially me can you give me a squirt you missed did you do that o
n purpose no what a crazy water bottle oh whoops it's doing it again oh sorry hey this is this is crazy driver start your engine that guy can make a flag do anything he wants but mostly flap around come on you H du go great now turn turn you call that the other way pretty good kid look can you Gus wa it's beautiful why is it called Gus it's named after me my name is Gus a lot of people think the Gus comes from the wrists it doesn't it comes from in here your flask yes and the Heart without heart
you're just waving a flag around at the end of a little stick hey maybe you've got what it takes to be a junior Gus and training I've waited my entire life to hear those exact words the bumper CL is terrible we'll never win a race in that thing well we might if you know you drove it like crter told us to what's that supposed to mean maybe it's not the cart's fault you slammed into all those walls and got turned around and drove the wrong way for an embarrassing amount of time you think you can
drive that thing be my guest take AAP going to go nice and easy you lead I'll follow you know you want to bump into stuff but you can't you're a race car now you're all grown up that's it Mr Speedy see see what how I took that turn instead of crashing like you did maybe I should be the one behind the wheel for team beler Tina hello it was my first race okay back off besides I want Jean Harry Mo fair and squar so let's speak of this no more it's just I could maybe win je Mo know Jean Harry Mo how
's it coming great let some done here are going to bring up another batch from the basement home brewing and use bottles I think we're getting good at this speak easy thing and all these sipsy are getting me Tipsy I had to hammer some of the Caps back on and I used tape for a couple of them but I don't think any will notice uh another beer please wink another one of the beers we normally sell here sure here you go whoa live one is he supposed to say wink or is he just supposed to wink well we've
been doing both oh oh God oh God Bobby the Gman are here turn the whole room around like they do in the movies quick go no no not no Teddy get out of here hurry hurry Hugo Bob Ron Bob Ron oh what's wrong with this picture Ron uh there are actually customers in here right smells yeasty I've never seen smelled this Tangy sour yeast here before oh well well we have started baking bread so maybe you're smelling the yeast from that yeah and where is this yeasty bread Bob uh we uh we threw it away it
wasn't any good n terrible terrible it didn't come out so yeah it was our first batch you know we're not who are we you know we're not bread [Laughter] experts bread Hugo you really don't have to go down there so yeasty okay you need to stop saying that word it's making me uncomfortable oh really yeasty yeasty yeasty you know what I think Bob I think the bread story is a cover for what you're really doing then what would that be you're brewing your own fear what what that's crazy beer what what
is this who is this you know the only thing worse than an idiot who makes bacteria infested Homebrew is a restaurant that serves it well Hugo there's no Homebrew here so are we done with the inspection I I suppose but know this Bob if I find out you are selling bacteria beer you're going to get the triple Smackdown smack one I shut you down smack two beer and wine license a gun smack three tell them Ron uh you rotten hell Bob let's go Ron and I'll be back to try that bread Bob great cuz it's go
ing to be here Pugo oh great I'll bring my bread mouth so I guess this means the speak EAS is over nothing's over Teddy Hugo can't stop us all right who knows how to bake bread flut flut flutter Shimmy Shimmy Shimmy that's snap it off hell of a snap off jean yeah but my shimmy was shabby I saw you drive that monstrosity the other day it was impressive want to take a little walk and talk I have a proposition for you I'm taken well it's complicated honey if I was hitting on you you'd know because
you'd be terrified trust me you're hitting on me just come with us please my name is Sasha and this is my racing team hi hi so how'd you like to be a driver no I can't my sister is our team's driver she won the right to drive fair and square Jean Harry M it's this thing we do with oh it's okay I don't need to know listen I'm not talking about you driving that thing I'm talking about this wa Eddie our usual driver is in detention again you'd be doing us a big favor if you drove the kis C today ki
ss no kis stands for King Head Island Speeders can I call it kiss no listen to me this is your chance to drive a real race cart in the a league but I thought you had to win your way into the a league it's about the cart this cart is already in the a league why don't you want to drive the car yourself any kid can drive I want to win you think I can win in a league if you can get that bumper fart around the track in 70 seconds imagine how fast you can go in this wow you and this thing might actual
ly have what it takes to knock Bryce off the top spot he deserves to be beaten by the way he's a dirty driver we call him not nice Bry but I don't know the bumper cart is kind of a family project oh sure of course yeah you can just keep squirting water into your sister's mouth if you want here I made you this last place metal it's gum good one brce jokes on you I love old gum it's okay you walked away PE what are you wearing the driver's jumpsuit we've been through this okay belter racing only h
as one driver and that's me I know I'm driving for the king said Island Speeders what I call it kiss you're abandoning team beler how can you do that to us you're like a beler dick Arnold I was team bel's best driver but you didn't care if we won as long as you got to be The Driver that's crazy you're crazy get out of that jumpsuit get your water bottle and get back in the pit I'm never going back to the pit unless the pit is a cool Diner where teens hang out look the a leue race is about to sta
rted I got to go you're in a league yeah it's pretty cool give your go-kart a little wreath if you win oh wow isn't that great it is pretty great bye hi Tina how are you doing good cuz you're looking a little stiff out there kiddo who's saying this Sasha I'm in the radio inside your helmet oh cuz I thought for a second you were um never mind I'm not going to tell you what I thought Tina you're driving like a water girl come on cut it loose all right all right I need to get to know the car little
I guess hello you feel different than the bumper cart but I must feel different than your old driver cuz I have a girl but or so I'm told I'm Tina by the way Tina I'm going to put you on mute okay wow you did that really well nice turning Wheels good job steering wheel too and uh engine you did your part yeah second place I knew it I knew you were a racer I got a little worried when you were talking to yourself and being really weird but then you came through it's okay this time second next tim
e be Bryce Tina can you pass me a napkin and try not to betray it Louise please pass the pepper and try not to crash it into the salt why don't you try to remember where that pepper came from from here from this apartment from this family so that's where pepper comes from girls you two need to stop all this you both go cart drivers now and you're not even racing against each other right that's right I'm in the a league I'm coming for you t if I finish the season in first place in the B League th
en I get a spot in the kings's Head Island Grand Prix you do yep and that's when I get to beat you but you have to actually win races to finish in first place maybe you didn't totally understand that keep it up way ahead of you literally look I know there's this rumor that Tina is a better driver and I think you started it but you and me are going to work real hard and we're going to win some [Music] races [Music] [Applause] [Music] looks like I'll be seeing you at the Grand Priestess and I'll b
e seeing you from the first place Podium also I'll see you at home and also in the car cuz we should probably Carlo to the race yep yep got it I hit the gas and I drive away it's weird how you freshly bake the stalis right in into them that's it's an old family secret another cold one Bob hey Bob that bun doesn't look like this bun Bob you're trying to screw me I want the fresh baked buns I want the fresh baked buns so you're not using these buns on your Burgers suspicious greton move on we're w
e're making buns for uh um uh for what uh the buns are for for breakfast yes we're going to start breakfast now H breakfast at Bobs I can't wait to come by and try it 6:00 a.m. sound good I mean well we haven't really talked about when we're opening yet so no hey see you at 6 then and you better have sausages Bob we'll have it so this is what the kids have been up to I had no idea it was like you know actual racing it is a beautiful day for racing hey want a hit sure thanks crit this home brew o
f yours is oh so refreshing your bread is uh hey there it goes got away from you there sorry about that uh you you kind of threw it oh yeah right so it didn't get away from you you threw it no it's bad I was trying to spare your feelings but if you want to address it it's not very good yeah yeah I guess I got it right away I just thought forget it yeah unnecessary little confrontation here Jean you've been oddly enthusiastic about flag waving these last couple weeks I thought you were just messi
ng with me but you were serious very serious then well there's something I want to ask you oh my God you're dying I'll take over for you what no I'm not dying for now I'm not dying okay I was going to ask you if you wanted to Flap your first Grand Prix I would be honored I'll wave your flag us but I'll never replace you right I know just to clarify it's only one race we'll see guys huddle up Cookie toast Dina bring it home for us uh Hey Rico these cookies are $10 each you're eating them like the
y're $5 each fine can I have a cookie I'll put a cookie on the finish line but what if someone drives over it that someone will be you then I can't eat it great Bryce you hear Mino like pasta salad on your cart you [ __ ] pasta down on the CL Drive is 2 minutes to the start of the Grand Prix I'm going to beat you you I'm going to beat Tia I'm going to beat all you richy riches not likely especially because of that oh crap flick flick no no no no it's a blown pump I don't have my tools but maybe
I can rig something drive us to the starting line I hope we're going to make it we'll make it we'll make it what's going on it looks like you have one less competitor to beat but I don't want to beat her this way today you beat her this way tomorrow you beat her that way all that matters is today you beat her this way dri start your engin there now you're can leak some all but you just might make it around thanks Critter oh and a wheel might fall off what what nothing get out of your head did yo
u fix it or not Critter let's say I did go go go come on bumper cart hold it together you got this how you doing out there well I'm torit between the desire to win and my love for my sister forgot it bye bye ah girl let's beat these snobs yeah all [Music] right Jan it's white FL time last lap coming up it's now or never Tina Make Your Move pass him come on hey that's not nice Bryce I get it now that's it what so long Bryce I cly knew you come ony that's Tina and Louise out in front come on girls
win this thing oh my God God I assume they'd both lose what if one of them wins and beats the other tips I'm not handling it check and flag time they're coming in K do the double I'm not ready easy easy deep rat let it flow from within you here they come son of a bch yes Grand Prix is ours go team [Music] kis no go team Bel excuse me what are you talking about you crazy you're helping another team win sorry Sasha it's a family thing he's ging what are you doing helping you win you should win yo
u're the better driver you should win you worked really hard to get here I guess but oh I I just won nice flag waving de I did it I did it I W that flag woo Yay Kid yes yes kid yeah that's a way to do it b b b now one now one are you done yet Hugo look Bob we both know you're slinging Homebrew and if my supervisor wasn't saying I'm going to fire you if you waste any more time on that case I'd nail you for it that said the sausages are good let's go Ron hey can I get a box for my pancake ha just
stuff it in your mouth it's half a bite we got to stop we can't keep this up oh thank God I'm so bloated and tired somebody's going to have to tell Teddy dips on not damn it how do you talk so fast oh good turn Tina Tina you're you're driving in your sleep again oh sorry yeah I know it's like we both won but maybe we both don't need to sleep with the trophy huh okay one more night okay one more week sweet dreams race it with the road race it with the road it with the roading with fast race fasta
ce fast race fast bre [Music] three I am sore what happened I thought I had a cashew in my pocket and I was digging around in there for like 10 minutes kids can you please get back to work Jean's injured hey what do you want Jimmy notice anything different about me no thank you I'm tan just got back from a week in the Bahamas we had a blast except for Jimmy Jor he forgot to put on sunblock now he looks like a dog sting dong uhhuh yeah we just have a ton of money right now don't care please leave
you know you really do everything wrong Bob you spend too much on ingredients you don't charge enough for your food you have zero karaoke and he's got a neck Muffin Top Jane take for example my new meat guy saves me over a th000 a month what really n Jack Conway I call him jack saves me over a thousand a month Conway well listen I got to go got to show more people my tan hey look at this new spindle thingy straws toilet paper probably should have gotten that a long time ago wow our shopping lis
t is really piling up this month hey if we want to save money why don't we call that meat guy what was his name Jack something we already have a meat guy we've been with him for years Demitri yeah but sounds like this other guy could help us out a little I mean it is just a phone call yes it's just a phone call just a phone call it's a phone call I'm glad you called and now you're here and now I'm here and I'm sure I can save you guys some money well it's just we only buy the best cuts so I don'
t even know if you can $400 what based on what you told me on the phone I bet I could save you $400 a month without sacrificing quality $400 it's like $500 does that sound good to you so sounds good to me to be honest it sounds too good Bob I have relationships with several small cattle farms in Vermont and Ohio I buy from them at very friendly prices and I can pass those savings on to you Vermont is nice hey hey look if you start buying from me I can take you up there sometime it's beautiful th
e cows love dying there aw I want to see it's just I'm a little concerned that anyone who does business with Jimmy pesto is maybe um Horrible no offense oh no God that guy I mean I understand what you're saying I mean let's just say this he is an idiot but he has great taste of Meat Distributors and pants what he has nice pants I thought you said that I I never said he has nice pants Lin listen why don't you folks just buy a small box for me today a sampler if you will a little am Bou and uh giv
e it a whirl you'll see it's the same great quality at a lower price same great quality lower price yep same great Q at a lower P wow business talk H this meat is not great Teddy um what do you think tastes good really you don't think it tastes kind of weird I don't know Bob uh maybe make another one I could tell better maybe make a few no I don't think this is going to work out I don't think I'll be ordering again from this guy no harm no foul hello Bob Hugo what are you doing here hi Ron hi ev
erybody Ron oh sorry Truth or Dare Bob oh dare yeah D died to kiss Teddy on the lips this time you were supposed to pick truth your menu clearly states that you serve USDA prime beef true uh yes Hugo we do serve USDA prime beef wrong we have photographs of a certain vendor entering your restaurant with a box of meat Bob do you know what the term meat fraud means is it when you try to buy something at a store but instead of money you use meat no is it when instead of paying your taxes you send th
e government a ham no meat fraud is the illegal misrepresentation of one protein for another I'm protein goens wait Hugo what are you saying I'm saying that the beef inside that box wasn't beef at all it was horse horse oh my God don't feed a guy a horse Bobby calm down it's okay deep breaths deep okay not like that no that's it there she is I have no other option but to shut you down Hugo I swear I didn't know well there is one other option I thought you just said there was no other option you
assist Ron and myself in our undercover sting investigation of the meat vendor Jack Conway if you want to save your restaurant you're wearing a wire and you're working for us Bob I believe it's called rocking a wire no it's wearing a wire it could be both he's wearing it he's rocking it no I wear a hat but I rock the Hat I wear so you were right same great quality lower price set up another meat delivery I I would uh I would love to buy another box of your Prime Beef Tina babish your father's in
the middle of a sting great we'll see you then he's on his way okay the snare is set now we just need to shave you what take off your shirt Bob why I need to shave your chest so I can tape a mic to it why didn't you just get Jimmy pesto to do this thing he bought horse meat first Jimmy pesto he might be gorgeous but he's not the sharpest bulb in the Light Bulb Store you think Jimmy pesto is gorgeous hot handsome whatever look do you want us to shut your restaurant down fine shave me what is tha
t it's sweet and sour sauce from the Lucky Dragon why are you putting that on me for shaving cream it's it's all we had in the van great do Health Inspectors even do this isn't this more of an FDA kind of thing oh this is definitely an FDA kind of thing we're way out of our jurisdiction so maybe we should just call them I'll call them after I solve this case myself and throw it in their stupid faces in other words you guys have no idea what you're doing Bob if we had no idea what we were doing w
ould we have this wireless audio transmission it looks like a kids toy that is a kids toy technically it's ages 12 and up all that matters is that it works it has a range of 50 ft now Ron and I will be parked across the street listening in and recording on to this toy yeah toy but we're not playing games Bob we need you to record two things one Jack claiming his meat as USDA prime beef and two Jack accepting payment for it okay I got it and three me punching Jack over and over over and over list
en when Jack gets here this whole thing is going to be over pretty quick so do you guys think you can act normal for 5 minutes we'll give you 4 minutes of normal and 1 minute of formal Tina honey I know you're upset about the horse meat but do you think you'll be able to keep it cool I'm cool okay you know what kids you're going upstairs till this is over what Dad nothing exciting ever happen here come on please we have so little this is our Woodstock oh let him stay Bobby he's here act normal t
hen formal hey Bob here comes the meat plane right to your counter I like that song what's that from ah it's my delivery song There It Is the the meat I ordered and here's the money I'm paying you for it well said dad all right we're all set have a great day wait yeah oh we should talk we talk more now uh sure yeah so meat yes let's talk meat I never get to talk meat okay let's let's let's do it let's talk some meat hey you guys having a meat talk I mean I bet it's not easy lugging around all th
ose boxes you know after all they're full of USDA prime beef right well you said it pal right I I said it now you say it say what say what I said say what you said about what about what's in the boxes you you want me to say what you said about what's in the boxes is it hot in here I'm just hot it's a little hot oh my God he's worse than we thought he'd be you know Bob I didn't realize this the first time we met you're a little weird man I am yeah I like it you know I'm a little weird too we're b
oth weirdos here's that water you ordered I didn't order any water Tina what are you doing oh no I'm accidentally spilling this glass of water on your shoe who Tina no Jack I'm sorry about that oh no no no please listen it's fine it's fine hey I better get going Tina I don't know why you put water on my foot but you made an impression and in business that's half the battle and we're clear nice work everyone Tina especially woo we got nothing we're doing another sting Bob you're ordering more hor
se meat crap Ron reshave Bob's chest on it what no you just shaved it plus it's getting itchy Bel your children when Jack comes back you're out of the restaurant fine we'll help out in the van no way I don't want you getting your germs all over my germ testing equipment oh well then I guess I'll just put in a little call to the FDA and we'll all LOL about a health inspector running a sting investigation okay fine you call them and have them shut us down then we'll call us and have us shut you do
wn guys please can we just get this over with fine you kids get to stay in the van Bob make the call set up the meat for the meat here comes the meat plane right to your counter again Jack Jack Attack Hugh Jackman Bob Bob ra strand do these goggles work as a top mhm I knew it shush the eagle is in the basket go Dad sting his ass wait what's that sound I I I can't hear anything so here it is that fine USDA prime great let me uh get your check okay payment uh the money mhm he's uh scratching his c
hest we're missing everything oh all right well then I guess we got exactly what we needed yes you did Bob sparas Bob is scratching his chest and we can't hear anything oh this is Ron oh oh God okay one to go order coming right up that was a to go order uh for a man named Griff St so I'll go get gon's order ready that's what I'm going to do oh hey uh Bobby I noticed you're scratching your chest a lot don't uh do that what stop scratching your chest cuz uh you're going to scratch your nipples off
oh right uh the uh the nipple will come off yeah ah so weird both of you really I mean I still like it well I'm off to deliver more meat good luck with your nipples Bob did we get anything at all we got something Dad we got crap I was really itchy well you're doing it again well use less tape cuz it's making me itchy fine right to your counter you know you guys like the song the most out of anyone I sing it to hello again jack uh-oh crap are you serious you crushed the microphone we're doing an
other thing call him get him back here Hugo I can't buy any more meat my walk-in is full of horse and also the other meat that I need to buy to feed my customers sure just walk away from this you know who can't walk away that horse if we don't get this guy the horse is going to be dead soon we have to save him a sweet sweet teen hello oh oh hey uh-huh well I don't know if that will work I'll have to get back to you okay talk soon wrong number jack Conway just invited us to his birthday party he
did is he said we're his best customers and his favorite said he's going to have a slippy slide ooh well you better suit up cuz you're going to that party when he blows out his birthday candle someone will say what did you wish for getting taken down and he'll be like no but it will still be cool so let's rehearse that it doesn't feel great being at a guy's house to sting him on his birthday dad you getting sweet on this boy Louise I'm sorry he he seems like a nice guy aside from being a crimina
l yeah it kind of seems like a nice guy I'm Bob I'm nice to Jack get in the game Soldier we're doing this yeah Dad we're taking him down now listen since you stepped on the transmitter with your big fat foot you're going to have to carry this right in your pocket you'll need to get as close as you can to pick up Jack's voice Ron put it in Bob's pocket I can put it in my own pocket not bad thank you Tina you got to keep you cool you cannot blow our cover I'm good I'm just here to do a job stick t
o the script te we're counting on you we don't need a loose cannon we need a team player you got that get off of me you're a good cop but you're out of control you're going to get us all killed oh my God hey Bob nice of you to gain weight for the party Zoom Grace Jimmy pesto is here hey Bel your family hey Jack uh Happy Birthday hey uh kids you want to go over and do some slipping and sliding watch out my son's pretty good that's him over there oh there's Andy and Ollie this is how we were born
I know I was there too hey sha okayy Jimmy Junior I'm here to do a job I'm here to do a job stay you missed a spot I'll get it and that's my wife Maran over there this is them yeah Bob and Linda hi oh hey Maran oh is she I I mean never mind what no is she what nothing nothing I don't even know nothing what what is she is she what is she what is she a a good drive is she a good driver is she pregnant is that what you were going to ask no we're doing a couple of months oh congratulations uh that's
so great that you have a growing family I think that's enough Tina oh that's just a base coat oh Jimmy Junior's eating a hot dog that's nice wait what did Track horse mean in the hot dogs horse dogs sorry that one looked like it had a big hair on it oh great tinina now I have to go get a new hot dog no why are you holding on to me um I'm going to get a new no get off um I you need more sunscreen stop it I'm going to get a new hot dog look at the size of this glass of wine it's like a fish bowl
I love it here great quick snack break and then it's back to slipping I'm going to dip a chip and then hit the slip thanks glad everybody's having fun while I have a horrible time doing a horrible thing to someone who basically seems like a nice guy we're undercover it's part of the job you think I want to eat all this guacamole yeah it's too bad we're going to ruin these people's lives should we not do the thing and just have nice drinks and slippity and slide every day sh sh Here Comes team le
t's stop having fun hey sweetie how you doing hey what are you guys talking about don't Middle East so he invited Jimmy pesto huh yeah actually he heard about it he invied himself he got here yesterday so Jack uh are are you selling Jimmy the same meat that you're selling me what oh no no no no Jimmy buys the super cheap stuff right right and and and you sell me the the good cheap stuff right yeah um which is which is good you you you had a phrase for it Jack um totally blanking on the phrase wh
at was the way you described what you sell me Oh you mean USDA prime yep yep that's it I I can't believe I forgot those words but if you were to put it as a statement instead of a question if you hold on before you say anything what would you sound like um you jack sell me Bob but wait for 1 second before you do it and now do it USDA crime beef right you brain part you just said that and I so that clears that up hey what are you doing up there Bob oh I'm just uh just enjoying the view I you can
really see the whole party from here and um I just want to see where my kids are so there they are yeah look at them they don't play much you like SCA Bob um the music yeah do you like SCA um I forget if I do do do I have to why don't you come inside I want to play you some SCA that will turn you into an escasi anado wow that's really loud oh sorry is that too much I can't really hear you I know no what what why are you Whispering I know about the stain oh crap did you just kiss my ear that was
an accident how could you do this to me Bob you're wearing a wire I thought we were friends you lied to me look I didn't want to lie to you wait you lied to me you sold me horse don't make this about that so somebody's listening to us right now who am I talking to my talking to the feds no I I was wearing a wire now I just have this tape recorder so nobody is listening to us nobody's heard me say anything to you today no I'm realizing now that I probably shouldn't have told you that right hey se
parately can I take a look at that thing for a second um no well played I've got nervous tummy Ron I've got a bad feeling I'm sure it's going okay I brought a book on tape want to listen to that no Ron it's read by Alan Alda fine put it on listen if this is about the money I I can pay you back huh how does that sound it's not about the money is it about the meat is that what it's about cuz I can replace the horse meat in your fridge with real beef okay I just have to find a distributor that sell
s beef Jack I'm giving this tape to the health inspector okay Bob you got to do what you got to do and I I respect that what is that over there is that an active volcano huh give it to me it it give me a it Len yes we're going we are minutes away from cake okay I don't think there's any hair on this so I'm just going to eat it okay damn it K got to go see it scroll thanks for having us Bob you forgot to hug the host [Music] goodbye crazy son of a [ __ ] he's going to slide coming through coming
through slide you old bastard the grass is wet he's still sliding is that Bob's head Hugo run I'm stuck that was an amazing slide Bob but now I'm going to need that tape recorder you go catch no don't I'm not going to catching things I've never been good at yes it's broken hey look the tape's okay a damn it happy birthday Punk looks like Jimmy pesto still mad at me for bringing his meat prices back up so Bob you got to get one of those uh Burgers from you sure coming right up Teddy you know what
I'm to say Bob uh burger no what are you talking about one of those special her Burgers you know looks like a duck cracks like a duck oh my God Teddy we don't sell horse anymore oh come on I can't stop thinking about it I loved it hey beles Here Comes Jack walking through your doorway Jack hi what a surprise what are you doing here shouldn't you be in like meat jail or something no I'll probably be able to stay out of jail but there are a lot of fines and legal fees I'm still slippy sliding tho
ugh and for those 2 seconds I forget everything they can't take that away from me can they I mean they can and they said they were going to well what do you want now are you going to sell napkins that are really trees easy girl easy no one's killing trees no no I I I just came by to apologize oh I also wanted to say thank you really yeah I'm done selling horse meat I mean obviously you know I mean I got caught like done done I mean just absolutely done just just put then your rearview mirror huh
it's in the past not not doing it at all not doing it at all okay but I think I know what I want to do with my life from now on why what do you want to do I started writing a book about my experiences I'm calling it Friday night meets well what I I don't really get the reference it's a movie and a TV show you've never heard of it yeah I have heard of it he's not really a football fan no I like football I just don't know why you would call it Friday night Meats that's I get it chapter 1 it was a
Friday night and I was selling Meats horse Meats it was Friday night Meats that's good oh my [Music] God Jack you know you guys like the song the most out of anyone I sing it [Music] to Here Comes Jack walking through your doorway Jack what is he [Music] so let me get this straight this is called a toy aisle and some kids have parents who come here and buy things for them that sounds made up how are we all having the same dream right now kids pick out a gift please we're already late for your f
riend's party he's not our friend we barely talked to Colton he's not even in any of our grades there's a lot of nice people who aren't in our grades name one and don't say mom you know what I think this is Colton's patting out his invite list to get more presents he's a gift grubber Louise come on give Colton a chance Tina's right you got to give people a chance sometimes they surprise you now seriously pick a gift and let's go fine Rubik's Cube well a fake one it says multicol puzzle Square I
want it toys are great there are no price tags on the batteries how much are the batteries how much are the batteries I don't work here then what's with the attitude oh it's Edith kids let's go what's wrong dad give her a chance she might surprise you that only applies if it's not Edith she's always awful dad maybe someday when you're old a family will run away from you wow they went all out it says on the invite the theme is The Great Gatsby I don't know about great kind of a weird theme for a
kids party hi we're Colton's parents I'm and this is Alison well AR you kids the bees knees Colton come say hi here you go a boater for the little gentleman and flapper feathers for the girls that's cute want to swap yes please call me feather loer Colton what do we say thanks for coming to my party thank you for having us Colton we brought you present added to the present pile Colton can I just open my presents now party first Bud then presents see classic gift grubber oh wait before you go Col
ton let me get a pick with your friends after you take your finger out of your nose finger out of your no you just switched fingers better that's better okay say 23 scoo 23 SC okay well I got to get back to the restaurant so uh have fun 23 sco to you I don't know what that means neither do we Okay bye hey Teddy you got a spring in your step today oh no wait you look depressed hey well the good news is I've got a second date with that lady I told you about Caroline that's great yeah but she wants
to get sushi I hate sushi but Caroline loves sushi so I said hey I love sushi too and now I got to sit across from her and choke on my disgusting lies why don't you just get the chicken teriak why don't you just get the chicken teraki Mt wow wow Teddy calm down we can help you we can get you to like sushi really but my dates tonight it's not enough time we'll see about that I'll call in a sushi order oh my God this is happening can I get a spicy tuna roll can I get a California Inside Out roll
please hold on hold on let me get a pencil should we just be a sushi restaurant don't tell Bob we'll see if he notices H is that Eda she's really struggling with those it's kind of funny a pee and poop oh God all right Edith hey uh do you need a ride oh Bob I just saw you in the store I tried to avoid you okay so no ride then H I'll take a ride yes that'll be very helpful oh great then hop in your car looks like it has ants it does I feel bad for them so you were walking really far huh I can't d
rive my car right now oh is there something wrong with it no I have fits bad ones oh what does fits mean exactly fits fits or we could just not talk here what are these kills hold on to the bottle if I start to have a fit just put one in my hand great I'm so glad we're doing this Bob would you do me a favor another one I just need to make a quick stop I wouldn't trouble you but it's so hard being older and not being able to drive okay I guess a quick stop would be fine Edith all right Guys and D
olls we're going to learn the Charleston first you wiggle that finger then you chickle those knees a wiggle wiggle wiggle a chle chigle jiggle oh my God this is so cute I love it I'm dying G look at Colton he's just picking his nose till present time that'd be a great day for his autobiography Lise give Colton a chance I'll slap her in the glasses remember to wiggle your finger sorry col doesn't deserve all those presents and he certainly doesn't deserve our perfectly fine off brand puzzle toy w
e should take it back what no I think that's against birthday party etiquette well I follow David arut and that guy does whatever he wants plus I really don't think you're right about him Louise oh yeah prove me wrong all flapper in the glasses I'm wiggling damn it finally waa she's walking really fast like really fast Drive Dam it drive what let's move go what's happening I said step on the gas you ass I'm stepping on it it's an old car ellan or hbomb never knew what H who is Elanor hbom what i
s this all about quilting huh quilting what else would it be about my quilting Circle was making a quilt to celebrate the town history each member got to do a square but my Square got rejected by the bossy bitty who leads the group Lillian she said the subject matter was inappropriate when I stood up to her she kicked me out of the group wait wait Lillian is the lady you just stole from no that's elener so many old lady names today everyone's supposed to stitch their squares together in a ceremo
ny at the warf Art Center oh it's a big fancy to do but who's going to have all the squares me why did you drag me into this Edith oh I didn't plan to I was going to H it but then the universe sent me a guy with a filthy car and nothing to lose nothing to lose I I have a family and a business the restaurant you can't be serious let's talk more pedal huh we have squares to snatch I I'm taking you home grow up pair and then some hair I'm not doing this Edith just get out oh fine you big baby let a
n old lady gather her supplies and I'll be Edith are you okay are you having a fit p p Dam it P here here aren't you going to swallow it drive me Bob what no no this is the easy part thank you the shaking then the spinning are you crazy take the pill E you want an old lady's fit on your conscience Bob can you live with it can you fine fine I'll drive you just take the [Music] pill now let's ride I'm taking off my seat belt it's chaf in my [Music] Honkers Edith are you okay I I really think I sug
gest to take you to the hospital and not do your plan your plan is very bad you always talk this much pull up here wait where are are we Philip fr's house this is Mr fr's house you're going to steal from my kids guidance counselor while I wait in the car relax I'm not going to hurt him Quil people are pushovers you just compliment their needle work and they roll over like a puppy and when they're guards down snatchy snatchy keep your engine rubbing oh it's almost bad Mitten time and then it'll b
e present time oh won't that be a treat for Colton H Jean your feet smell really bad I'm airing them out all that dancing gave me soggy flapper feet wait I have an idea we don't just take our PR present back we take our present back and plop Jean smelly socks in the gift bag instead C saking up our Saturday let's stink up his precious gift table Louise you said you'd give me time just let me talk to Colton he's not as bad as you think I know it g fine Tina you've got until he opens presents then
the clubes come off the feet gloves okay here I go hi Colton uh birthdays huh hey could I ask you something bad bitt come on Flappers and Dappers let's play glasses talking to you Colton get your game face on a dang it I feel so badly about what happened with the Quilters there are some lovely crafts in this room you didn't make all this stuff yourself did you oh actually I did oh what are you some kind of secret genius secret genius no no I'm just a dabbler in the Fiber Arts oh my what is that
ah I call that needle point break that's kianu Reeves and Patrick sarn it's a one in a series actually well in that case I must see all of them y really I I've got to get them there in the back okay have you seen Conair because they are some spoilers in the needle point okay well I'll try not to look at those parts he has at sushis what's all the stuff it comes with stuff it comes with stuff yeah lots of little stuff you dip it and you dunk it it's like a fun little game I got to put ketchup on
it no Teddy no Bob's Burgers we're eating sushi what Linda it's me listen I might need your help Bob where the heck are you you supposed to be back a half an hour ago well Edith is making me drive her all over town to get back at her quilter Circle why why is that Teddy is he okay oh no Bob I got to go Teddy just say to him full of Wasabi I thought it was guacamole hold on here's the guacamole it's that stuff again I got to go Bob I got to go have fun with Edith Goodbye Oh My Face drive go go g
o go go go okay okay Edith huh darn it I dropped needle juice oh look at this crummy thing and they rejected my Square my freaks they freaks left here left left left what kind of getaway driver are you just to a Hy over this long you get your right come on God come on we got to do some Quil Dan asra Drive baby all right smack it get that square [Music] Baby Come on [Music] B that sign back there said you you didn't really yield yeah it kind of felt amazing you're an animal I am well we saved the
worst for last the head of the quilter circle the horse's ass who rejected my Square Lillian great you you deal with that I'll do the sitting and waiting and driving cool yeah you forgot sweating nice pit stains cool guy yeah it's a problem all right next croquet group you're up can I get a picture Colton finger got a feel for Colton's parents they're working hard out there and Colton's giving them nothing I'm going to hit my ball towards Colton so I can try to talk to to him again oh that didn
't go very far let me hit again that didn't go very far let me hit it again now I'm getting it now I'm getting it oh my God he's still so far away it's not worth slowly tapping your way over to him Tina sometimes people are as terrible as you think they are if you can't handle reality you should have stayed inside of mom that was an option hey I know we're in the past but let's move into the presents as in let's open some presents everyone looks confused it's fine it's fine time's up Tina Jean s
tart the stock removal process no woo I made that oh I'll take those oh my God we're going to kill him wait wait pre-present portraits give me the anticipation give me the jealousy smell you later what are you doing C hi I was just uh what's that smell were you going to take back my gift and wrap dirty socks instead whoa slow down what you're describing as a felony probably no I think it's hilarious what you do yeah would drive my parents nuts this was all their idea they wanted everything to be
perfect all I wanted was a pizza party for me and my imaginary friend petza party pizza party nice thanks I'll tell him anyway dad said that wouldn't look good on so so yeah my mom are always telling me to act more postable well for someone who didn't want a big party you seem pretty excited to open those presents yeah because after that everyone goes home I want to get to that part boers boers everybody straighten them out it's fun to have straight boers I'll get the birds eye babe # Colton's
Gatsby day # bar uh sir the lady you drove here with is having a fit and Technically she's not our responsibility so oh my god there you are P here take it dress all what her room's behind you the squares in your dresser I'm not getting it Eden then I'm not taking the pill oh fine watch her I'll be right back I hate this I hate this I hate this I hate this I hate this Sergeant bosow is Lilian Sergeant BOS find what you were looking for I'm better now we'll be going he's my love by the way hi you
'll stay right where you are the other Quil has warned me you'll be coming my son is a police officer he'll be here any minute he'll plant drugs on you he'll plant drugs on all of you let's go H stuff oh oh stop them oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God woo now this is how you [Music] quill well that was maybe the worst thing I've ever done really this is a pretty good day for me now point this knot Rod that way and drive me to my store oh you called me to find your missing quilt sq
uare mother this is ridiculous your brother would care about my quilt you only visit when they have a hot fudge Sunday bar that is not true listen I look into it is today hot fudge Sundays no damn and I'm going with you all right fine are there cookies you may have one cookie yes oh wow look at that hold it up higher turn your head you're loving this you're loving this it was right in front of us all along can't believe we we got it so wrong well actually I sh we all got it wrong there's got to
be something we can do for this kid well if he thought my dirty socks were funny let's give him my Underpants ooh or my sports bra here we are goodbye Edith goodbye Bob it's well I'll say after you drive us to the warf Art Center ceremony starts in 20 minutes step on a chubs are you kidding me no time to discuss if the cops are on our Trail is the first place to look H how's it going back there Harold let going take it easy on the bumps ch he's a bad driver yeah terrible learn to drive what are
you even doing I thought the plan was just to take everyone's squares this is phase two phase two they're expecting a quilt at the warf art center and Harold and I are going to give it to him oh unbelievable oh pipe down soon this will be over and you can go back to your boring little was that you Edith yes excuse me no take one of your gas pills H up Herold okay wait gas pills you mean these hey how come Fatty's got your fart meds has he got the Toots too TI R so you don't really get fits I get
farts close enough is it even true that you're not allowed to drive the car's in the Shar same thing oh this is incredible you tricked me you know how much trouble I could get in Edith not to mention my family my wife is probably worried sick this is the only thing I care about in this world right now eat it both of you out of the car come on Harold Harold the quilt the quilt oops is that your Square what's on it what do you care it just looks incredible maybe it's the freak Show the freak Show
yeah used to be down at the Wonder Warf it was a big part of this town for years that's two-faced Tommy it's Howie the pin head bearded Becky tattooed Larry and His companion pumpkin head Gary there's righty the left-hander that was freaky back then uh who's that the the little girl that's well that's me my parents worked on the warf the freaks looked after me kept me out of trouble but Lillian thinks the freaks don't belong on the town's history quilt she thinks they're shameful just cuz they'
re nipples three times as long as ours will it one guy at least oh that's uh kind of sweet I I don't know what to say go home Bob Harold and I will take the bus oh no you won't get back in the car both of you what I just got out of the car do you know how hard it is for me to get in and out of course Harold do what the man said all right thank you Bob don't take me Edith well you know what thank me yeah I just did stop flirting with my wife she's spoken for Take the Long Way to the art center Ha
rold needs more time he's a slow so I am not all right I'll take the long way but I'm worried Bosco's looking for us keep your eyes peeled is that a joke about my cataracts no but that's kind of funny it's closed I give up oh of course you do who are you calling cab hopefully the other Quilters I think I know where that crazy bag of bones is heading get in the car we're going to the warf Art Center I'll just do all my other police work later I guess last present ooh look at the light everyone ga
ther up Colton now nose finger separate them G they're all over them you know what enough's enough wait what this one's for you Colton uh little girl finger we got any other Pickers at the party come on don't be shy wait what's what's going on don't be afraid to double barrel it absolutely not no double barrel yes double barrel that's it that's it nice uh house tell me about these sconces the sconces are from Florence and there's a whole story there but right now you need to tell me why you're t
rying to ruin Colton's party it's not my party what did you say sweetie the part's really for you guys what do you mean I think what he means is sometimes we do things for our kids but they're not really for our kids I mean not that I have kids that I know of Colon's saying this party is one big photo op what that's ridiculous oh my God it's true it is it is you kids don't get it I mean everybody that I work with has such beautiful photo feeds every weekend this family is petting a manay that fa
mily is jumping off a dude during a fireworks display where do they find these fireworks Dunes we're all looking for our fireworks students bro so what are we going to do here all right Cole one last gift and no pictures nice so we just take pictures with our eyes and save them to our brains God the resolution of my eyes is so good you're doing great guys I've been taking pictures of the inside of my pocket this whole time and I think I posted them all I'm liking them I'm liking them God we're s
ick oh crap go go go go oh oh oh shoot them I'm not shooting somebody because my mother tells me to again a a these bozos there's the quilt thief the queef Bob beler I thought that was your car I didn't figure you for a queef stop saying that like it means quilt Thief hi I'm the director of exhibitions the sewing ceremony for the quilt celebrating Town history is that still happening or it's happening but this woman will play no part in IT hand over the quilt Edith come and take it Lillian yeah
bring it now now no need for this to get nasty give the quilt to me nice and easy wait everybody Edith Square just give it a chance listen I I know what Edith did looks bad and I know she's difficult possibly horrible and yes Edith wants to put freaks on the quilt and that might not sound very pretty oh enough what on Earth does Edith see in this man but Edith knew the Freaks and they were regular people they were good people sometimes we judge people on what we think we know about him but that'
s wrong just take a look at Edith Square beautiful needle work Wonderful detail on the nipples so who votes to give this quilt to the warp Art Center do you vote on things no we vote sometimes we vote no we don't all those in favor although suppose nay sorry Lillian looks like the freak stay on the quills stay in on the quilt yes uh Bob my mom's all ril up about this I was wondering if uh you could help me out get in the car P you're making a big mistake Bosco yeah we're not going quietly punk a
ss poo thanks I'll drive you around for a while then drop you off somewhere inconvenient and let that be a lesson to you crazy queefs so you spent your whole day with Edith how was that actually great you guys spent your whole day at that weird party how was that it was medium fun actually I may take up nose picking God speed I had a big day too I taught Teddy how to stop hating Sushi really how'd you do that well I mean I kind of taught him great place so glad we're eating here and now I will h
ave some sushi what the O quaca God I've been driving all night my head on the wheel there's a voice in head that drives my heel my baby call I need youting GE we got a that's called R love we've got a wave in the air rad [Music] love [Music] chane breakfast yum sorry I took so long but I think you'll agree it was worth the wait ooh yes why are you wearing your fancy clothes why aren't you wearing yours these are my fancy clothes H jeans all dress up for the schoolwide mock trial he's the big to
ugh prosecutor oh right right I'm a Sharp Dressed silver tongue devil then he's going up against Louise The Savvy defense lawyer it's beler against beler whoop tooo we win either way it is impressive that our kids got chosen to be the lawyers it really is also totally random yep literally picked out of a hat and we can't forget the most important role of all Tina the juror with great jury comes great responsibility you looked out T I wish I could sit on the jury and zone out while we do a mock t
rial of Snow White who do you think the evil queen gave Snow White a poison apple yes that's for a jury of her peers to decide but probably it's just so babyish why can't we do a mock trial of a double homicide or something ooh double homicide Twice As Nice okay everyone judge Conlin is just outside and he's ready to begin he's retired but today he's going to hear our case and guide us through the process I want to be snow white uh Snow Way BFF Zeke why don't you get us started here ye here ye t
he court of the honorable Judge [ __ ] is now in session all right honorable I haven't been called that since 1997 maybe you should call me the somewhat respectable judge Conlin he's funny oo the somewhat wet and messy judge Conlin I had a little accident just water not pee Oh God this guy's got no filter he's seated it's going to be a long day okay here we go we will first hear from the prosecution your honor ladies and gentlemen of the jury here are the facts the evil queen was jealous of my c
lient the gorgeous but a little son wouldn't kill her Snow White and gave her a poison apple sending her into a sleeping death to sum it up not cool so do your thing and return a verdict of guilty okay Counterpoint she's not guilty thank you Louise yes ma'am if you don't want to participate then you can just write a thousand-word essay on the legal system due tomorrow what am I supposed to do I mean her first name is evil Louise fine you know any places that make good food Bob uh yeah more why I
'm hosting my mom's birthday party I need a caterer oh okay so us bobsburgers oh God no jeez Mort yeah what the hell if I was having a funeral I'd get my dead bodies from your place no no no no no don't get me wrong it's not you it's just that my mom's picky if it doesn't have a shrimp on it she won't eat it uh I love your food too sorry to interrupt but I found something in it that I don't love this oh God can we make you another one yeah I'm not sure I could eat another Burger I'll take it loo
k we're really sorry about this let us um let us comp your meal no no are you sure yes we insist well in that case thank you have a great day huh this is a brown hair that's weird makes me wonder how much hair I've eaten here over the years probably a whole mullet worth worth it so you're a Charming Prince huh yes I am and what kind of charmer goes around kissing dead girls I was trying to revive her with my true love kiss get off my back how many corpses did you kiss before you found your Snow
White Romeo n how many one how many four how many oh no why don't you fake the shake of said help order order now are you going somewhere with this counselor no not really I just wanted to upset the witness your honor looks like you did it I did it yeah if there are no further questions it's time for the jury to deliberate all right then I guess I asked for a mistrial it's impossible for my client the evil queen to get a fair trial here because everyone knows the story of Snow White huh no one h
as ever asked for a mistrial so you'll grant me one nope the jury seems impartial and capable and mysterious with a hint of Glamour jury how do you find the defendant the impartial capable mysterious and glamorous jury rules in favor of the prosecution we find the evil queen guilty shocking Sweet Lady Justice no I didn't yes you did I I did not what is going on Mr fron stole my yogurt look this is his trash can gas right I did not eat that yogurt it's a crime of passion fruit sounds like you nee
d a lawyer hey let's try this in student Court we've already got a judge oh I mean we were going to try the Three Little Pigs tomorrow I'm taking this to student court let the whole school see that Mr fr is a dirty yogurt Thief I am not a thief I'd be happy to take this to student Court well I'd preside over this case maybe the fairy tale trials are too predictable you think let's see what they can do with the real case well if everyone's on board I guess we can try this one tomorrow we won't ne
ed reenactors so Jimmy Jr Tammy and joclyn can join the jury Jimmy junr on the jury Jimmy jury I know who I want to get sequestered with he's my sequest what nothing what happens when you find Fran guilty does this school have the death penalty How about if the jury finds him guilty he has to wear a sign all day that says I'm a disgusting yogurt Thief yes and if he's found innocent then you have to wear a sign all day that reads I'm a filthy liar mouth perfect Tammy and I I'll make the signs it'
s going to be so fun Joselyn will you please make my sign for me okay thank you so we'll keep Zeke as the bayith Gen will be prosecuting and Louise since you were finally making some progress as a Defender you get to defend Mr frond oh a look I don't like you and you don't like me but I guess I'm responsible for your defense yes that's scary but I'm sure you'll do everything in your power no no no I was going to go the other way with it all you got to do is cop a police so we can get out of here
you'll be home in time to talk to your cats and knit yourself to sleep no no no no no no deal I'm innocent who cares just say you did it buy him a yogurt and we're done here I'm innocent don't is at me all rise for the somewhat respectable judge conin I guess I brought that on myself today you the jury will hear the case of Mr Ambrose versus Mr frond one of whom will weather hilarious sign we discussed yesterday the signs look really good they're fine they look really good they're just fine I s
hould instruct the jury that until the trial is over you may not discuss the case wa forbidden conversation so how about this case huh why I know we shouldn't we mustn't I I I I can't what what are he saying exactly let's begin with the open opening statements as far back as I can remember Mr Ambrose has been hollering on about Mr fr stealing his yogurt why is he talking like that problem was there wasn't no proof but now we have more aidence than an alligator with a full Bell next to an tic cra
wfish bucket I don't understand what he's saying can I interrupt here the court asked that you use your normal speaking voice I mean personally I really like it but it's confusing the jury oh boo Mr Ambrose's yogurt container was found in Mr fr's trash again end of story I'm good at law applause applause ladies and gentlemen of the jury maybe he didn't do it huh good night that's it that's all you got oh we also have a right to a speed trial so let's get this going huh hey that guy looks familia
r Bob that's Teddy I Barb no out the window I think that's the guy who found the hair in his burger here yesterday yeah I think it is hey Jimmy did that guy find a hair in his food what don't yell that across the street I'm over here come on that guy was in my place yesterday Jimmy let me guess he found a hair on his last bite and you comped his meal yeah that guy is a scammer what a jerk ly who is watching the restaurant [ __ ] Teddy I can't believe that guy was scamming he seemed nice we were
jib jabbing about his job don't say jib jabing wait where does he work uh he's like a celebrity and personer like you rent him for parties he gave me a free Taste of his Pacino it was eye opening well maybe we can track him down oh you want to get back at him huh yeah shave his head cook his hair and feed it to him M no replace all the shoes of his house with shoes one size smaller we am the guy Teddy is there anyone in the restaurant more oh no there he is something's burning that's where you a
te the yogurt but it wasn't yogurt was it no ah you admit you ate it no I'm saying it wasn't my Girt and I didn't eat it yes you did no further questions gotcha so you walked from here to there when exactly did you eat the yogurt I didn't eat the yogurt I'm satisfied uh Louise I hate to be that guy but you have an obligation to provide this man with a defense working with what I got your honor let's get this party started I called to the stand Miss Salo hey Jimmy junr do you think he's going to
lead this a witness or what stop it Tina you're going to get us in trouble guilty is charged so miss SBO you are a receptionist I'm the school receptionist yes and the person in your position must see in here a lot of things sitting at the front desk watching the race of mankind go by yes but I'm very discreet what do you know about mr's Ambrose and frond where to begin Mr fr gets a call from his mother at least once a day well there's a surprise and Mr Ambrose uses the computer room after hours
to work on a sequel to Mrs Doubtfire Mrs doubt water it's a prequel you ass okay everyone okay I think it's best we just keep this focused on the yogurt case for now M CBO do you have any Girt related gossip any hot Girt Goss well Mr Ambrose is always leaving his yogurt spoons lying around wait what do you mean he leaves them lying around these yogurts have a plastic spoon in the lid for the yogurt eater on the go yeah or a yogurt thief on the go like like Mr frond look at the yogurt container
the spoon is still in the lid how did I eat it h probably with your tongue like a dirty frog impossible I have a tiny tongue see put that away so this is the internet whoa whoa wo scroll back up there he is bingo we got you buddy Austin Powers Mario or Luigi hey bored let's get that one this isn't supposed to be fun Teddy why not cuz we're getting revenge we're going to do to him what he did to us make him work and then not pay oh he's available tomorrow wait what are we just going to book him I
mean he'd recognize us he isn't going to recognize my mother which is why we're going to book him for her birthday party so Mort are you sure this won't ruin her party are you kidding this is her kind of thing she loves Revenge Revenge and shrimp look it's no use that spoon thing went nowhere so time to cop a plea okay but I didn't do it falsely accused huh I've been there all the time by you all the time really well some of the times yeah really Mr frond well if I ever did falsely accuse you o
f anything I'm sorry cuz this feels really horrible well just save the drama for the phone call from your mom okay we're going to go for the plea deal okay come on it's our only chance to wait what if you're not going to defend me we should just get this over with okay great your honor my client um mhm my client would like to yes sorry just a moment so you're really innocent yes but really really innocent yes that's what I've been telling you yes crap all right your honor my client would like to
say that he's innocent and we're going to keep fighting to prove it as long as it takes I thought you wanted to get this over with yeah I did but everyone deserves a fair trial even a broken down chewed up spit out guidance counselor like Mr frond that's the nicest thing you've ever said about me objection gross so how's the jewelry going Tina we're not supposed to talk about it but it's all Jimmy Junior and I can do it's intense we should have had this thing wrapped up today but I guess Louise
wants to lose tomorrow oh I won't be losing Jean I just needed another day to figure out how to prove Mr fond is innocent what don't you want to see him fry I mean I do I did I really did but now I'm pretty sure he didn't do it pretty sure doesn't win trials TOS sounds like this trial is going to drag on forever darn it Shucks look I wish I had someone like me when I was falsely accused I mean today me not yesterday me yesterday me was phoning it in a my baby's having a crisis of conscience you
're doing something nice for Mr fr oh gross I am not you like them no I don't you like them you know I'm going to bed to think I have to think I'm going to think in bed you think about how you like no I don't today the defense will prove that Mr frond did not steal the yogurt and what's more I will show you who did steal the yogurt as soon as I figure out who that is oh please we all know Mr frond did it the yogurt was in his trash can and no one likes him I mean right objection to the first par
t that's hearsay I think it's all hearsay you hear it then you say say it you hear oh that is good I will allow it of course you'll allow it what won't you allow that kind of talk in my courtroom Missy but in this case I'll allow it wow this judge sure is permissive oh God your honor Cena won't stop talking to me about the case and we're not supposed to do that right well technically you're right but you're coming off a little whiny great you're back where were we uh anyway look at the map Mr fr
's office is between the teacher's lounge and the cafeteria it would have been easy for some want to eat that yogurt as I walk down the hall finish it and throw it in Mr Fran's trash can so the question is who would have been in the Teachers Lounge after school when teachers are rushing out to their second jobs who would have gone from there to the cafeteria oh I don't know wait yes I do oh my God he's right there yes Mr frond was in a teacher's lounge on Monday afternoon but Witnesses placed tw
o other people there on that same afternoon I call back to the stand Miss zbo so miss zbo you were in the Teachers Lounge just minutes before the yogurt went missing correct yes I go there after school and pretend I'm a teacher I use Miss Jacobson smug what I mean I don't pretend anything and I use a paper cup and I didn't take the yogurt and why should we believe you I'm lactose intolerant you are big time get me a gallon of milk and I'll prove it I will allow it no no we're good thanks for let
ting us crash your birthday party to get revenge on a dirty food scammer you only turn 86 once oh God is that him get in the closet or just me and Linda or everybody all of us Teddy mom we'll be in the closet you let these let him in and enjoy the show the defense calls to the stand Mr brona Mr brona please tell the court what you were doing in the Teachers Lounge after school Monday same thing I do in there every day empty the trash pretend to vacuum you know bronka stuff a carpet probably hide
s dirt yeah I just make this sound is someone vacuuming so what did you do next well I walked down the hallway I mopped up something vomiti dis then what then what brona picked up some odds and in a broken scrunchie a few retainers a spoon what did you just say a spoon yes am I saying that right spoon let me get this straight you're confessing that you found a spoon Monday after school where did you find it brona in your mouth I find spoons all over the place someone tried to flush a spoon down
the toilet three times last year my bad you want me out there finding your spoons you need me out there finding your spoons I mean who leaves a spoon on a drinking fountain wait where did you find the spoon on the drinking fountain thank you I believe you didn't do it oh thank God but I know who did I have one last question for you Mr brona the drinking Fon you found the spoon on how would you describe it the squirty one the squirty one okay ladies and gentlemen we all started this trial thinkin
g Mr frond was gross and terrible and we still think that he's many things annoying desperate but he's also something else innocent Mr frond didn't eat Mr am R's yogurt judge Conlin did what oh go oh my goodness that is a very serious accusation Louise yeah don't you accuse my judge don't you do it present your argument you know I got suspicious when you mentioned the carpet in the teacher Lounge probably hides dirt it made it sound like you'd been in the teacher's lounge but it was something el
se you said when you first walked in on Monday you said you had an accident and it was water not pee it was Pee no Zeke it was water oh I say judge Conlin went into the teacher's lounge and helped himself to the yogurt ate it as he walked down the hall threw away the container and Mr F's trash can then went to the drinking fountain to wash it down leaving the spoon on top the squirty Fountain did what it does best squirted him hence the wet sleep wow you are 100% correct I looked up to you what
I don't know is why why did you eat a yogurt that did not belong to you yeah why it was an honest mistake usually at these School Mock trials they have some sort of refreshment I thought the yogurt was your attempt at that I didn't know about this new spoon in the lid technology so I just used one of those oldfashioned metal spoons and I accidentally left it on the fountain but why didn't you just admit you did it yesterday why make us go through all of this I thought I saw potential in this you
ng defense attorney when this case fell in our lap it seemed like a good challenge so this whole time you were teaching us and I have to say I am impressed I like the way you think you dug deep deep to find the truth and saved an innocent man even though you two clearly have issues we do we do anyway Mr Ambrose how much was that yogurt $259 plus tax I'll give you three and we'll call it Square Court is adjourned I guess I better put this on I have a date later it'll be a great Icebreaker bye eve
ryone hope you all become lawyers kids please don't tell your parents how we've spent the last two days my wife I think he's about to wrap it up you like is guys oh this has to be the finale let's go let's go let's go up up get out get the door hi there remember us you said you found a hair in my baloney cazon and in a burger at Bob's Burgers hi I'm Teddy oh yeah what's going on well we're really unsatisfied with your performance today it's almost like we found a hair in you a Borat yeah we're g
oing to need this comp all right I see what you're doing here yeah checkmate ha you are actually prepaid for the show when you put your credit card in on the website no cancellations or refunds 1 hour prior to Performance uh what I didn't I didn't uh I didn't know that uh way to go Bob sheez so I guess this isn't Checkmate more like check the user agreement i' never seen a May at this naked be this smug thanks for everything and see you guys around not so fast finish your performance what you he
ard him we pay for it we want it all we do I saw it up personally fine I like you do you like me hey he is actually really good Louise I've been a lawyer for three long sweltering days and I know when I've been bested because you lost the case yes that's when I knew I'm just glad the jury came through and we were able to serve up a hot slice of Justice I mean we didn't but we would have if we'd been able to deliberate or do anything Louise I want to say thank you honestly I was terrified the who
le time but you did the right thing and helped me I know it was very big of me right if you'll excuse me now that I'm a free man I have a reservation for one at the supermarket salad bar so sad yep but thank you again I'm proud of you well it's how I feel so there you go sorry I didn't believe you in the first place what nothing hey hey get it hey get it hey get it get it get it get it hey y hey y get hey y get y get get hey hey [Music] hey [Music] [Applause] [Music] all bow to Jean Toilet King
of the house beler first of his name pure of loes Jean please get off oh boo wow this is a lot of toilet paper did we maybe get too much no matter how much we order we always seem to run out yeah it's almost like people are just flushing this stuff down the toilet Teddy how's it going with the dishwasher not great Bob he's fine well you guys are going to have to finish unpacking this without cuz I got to get to my PTA meeting got some great ideas I think Joanne is going to love them who's Joanne
the PTA president and the person I want to be when I grow up I thought you wanted to be Janet Jackson when you grow up we both do last month one of the other parents came up with an after school tutoring program she called it real Punk don't flunk Joanne took her out to breakfast to talk it over and the next thing you know all the punks are getting Ace H if I could just go to one breakfast with Joanne can you imagine let me try oh yeah that's nice H too bad it's all about to go down the tubes c
uz Ken cel she's running for treasurer because Rayman Doza bought a house boat and he's going to boat School his kids ah I really don't want Colleen on the board she's going to take all the fun out of funraising you know it's fundraising Right Lynn not fundraising yeah everybody knows that anyway I'll see you later crocodiles don't use the dishwasher yet Bob still fixing it Counterpoint you fixed it I'm going to run to the hardware store how long is it going to take we really need that dishwashe
r to be working we wash dishes here I've just been putting them outside what what it's right down the street Kim and Son's Hardware family business they give me the contractor's discount huh I usually just go to Fixit Depot Fixit Depot that's fine if you want to crush the little guy I am not crushing anyone Teddy they just have everything there like vices you can use to crush the heart of a family business Teddy you know we're a family business are you then why don't you act like a family busine
ss for once in your life yeah hey why don't you come with me we'll be back in like 10 minutes kids you want to take a little break and go to the hardware store with Teddy he seems like he's doing well sure kids love hardware stores can we go to the laundr mat too yay erand all in favor all opposed looks like cookies beat out brownies as a snack at our next meeting congrats Beth we know how passionate you are about those cookies look at Joan go I know she's amazing okay as you all read in my emai
l we have a fundraiser coming up for seventh grade science kids Spirit fingers a I love Spirit fingers it's like typing a quiet message that says yay now we don't don't have a theme yet so I hope you all came with some fun ideas oh oh Linda yep let's hear it girl um my idea for the theme is surfing PTA oo get a surf DJ someone could dress up like a shark and serve shark D stop it and we can even cover the floor with sand you know cuz Sand's at the beach yeah can I say something I wasn't finished
Colleen uh anyway Spirit fingers okay I'm done for those of you don't know me hi I'm Colleen cavello I'm running for PTA Treasurer and I just want to say I don't think that Linda has has thought through how expensive her idea would be huh all that stuff she wants would put us at $45 ahe 200 people that's 50 $9,000 $9,000 so maybe let's keep brainstorming I don't know hey you know what I got a spirit finger for you Colleen okay that's not how we use Spirit fingers let's Circle back to the fundra
iser in our next meeting moving along on the agenda let's talk about replacing the dead Shrubbery in front of the school or maybe just painting it green oh there's dny he's the older son hi Danny hey Todd that's Danny he calls me Todd sometimes Dad can we go explore away from this slightly sad conversation fine it's Hammer Time hey Mr Kim it's my friend Bob Bob Mr Kim hello hi Bob's never been to a hardware store before first time I I actually I have he doesn't know what any of this stuff is I k
now what it all is Teddy anyway we're looking for an inlet valve for a dishwasher that's uh I one great I'll go get it so uh nice place you have here all the aisles uh what happened did your uh did your bird fly away oh no hey he looked upset what' you say taddy please don't tell me his bird just flew away his bird just flew away are you serious I just made a joke about his bird flying away that's not a good joke Bob Mr Kim Lov that par oh my God I feel horrible Dad can we get this it makes unde
rwater fart sound Jean see you're you okay Dad uh I think I just broke an old man's heart is the old man you no another old man Tina way to go Bob let's just go home I guess wait what about the pipe you can get it but this counts for everyone's birthday yes that's fair we own this [Music] now hi ly is everything okay oh everything's fine Colleen cavello was as Colleen as ever in fact they should call her Colleen caviel no pretty cool name to be honest B Burgers we're at restaurant Tina yeah she'
s here Mom it's for you it's Joanne really Bob how do I look do I look okay you look uh great just I'm on the phone hello hello hi Linda I hope I'm not catching you at a bad time no I I was just uh organizing uh my uh stool samples uh and I'm done well I was calling to let you know that I loved all your fun ideas today you did why don't you and I have breakfast tomorrow and talk breakfast uh yeah I'm free Free here's a tree great let's say 10: a.m. at the muffin top yeah I'll see you then PTA ge
t ready for me thanks for having breakfast with me Linda of course H I've been wanting to get more involved oh and I love you PTA pendant oh thank you you can't spell pendant without PTA right you're so fun Linda I was telling bear about you who's bear oh that's my husband Barry I call him bear and he calls me JoJo a I call my husband Bobby Bobby Bob in my head whenever he walks by anyway I was telling him that we need to find better ways to use you in the PTA have you ever considered joining th
e board I mean I'd love to but with Colleen running to be the new Treasurer I'd rather just sit this one out Colleen I mean she is the only person running and yeah she has an accounting background but that's not everything I think someone like you would be a better fit me no yeah who needs numbers you're the expert in funb well I feel flattered plus happy divided by gassie why'd I get the Grand muffin but me Treasurer I don't know here let me get this oh no no Linda this is paid for by the offic
ial PTA credit card oh wow thank you Joanne you know for the rest of the day I'm going around to local businesses collecting items for the auction you're welcome to join me I'm in oh let me call my husband and let him know he's got to flip his own meet today okay I get it you like Joanne more than us it's fine uh bye Ready jean of course I'm ready this is the most important moment of my life okay pouring the ketchup now it is about an hour hi teddy hi Bob just got back from the hardware store di
d you send Mr Kim flowers yeah I did why would you do that wait what do you mean you send a bouquet of birds of paradise to a guy who just lost his bird is that some kind of sick prank that's what they sent I just told them to pick out the most expensive flowers from their cheap section guess what cuz of your bird flowers I lost my contract his discount I just paid full price for this sandpaper thanks a lot Bob you owe me a120 what are you going to do now dad uh nothing I'm I'm going to do nothi
ng so what that's it we're just never going back to Kim and Son's Hardware ever again there are aisles and aisles of pipes that we will never play with because of you you can fix this Dad do you want to spend the rest of your life knowing that sweet old Mr Kim thinks you are a monster not really I didn't think you were a monster until I saw you eating yogurt that one time it's time for operation make Mr Kim not hate Bob who's in I am me too all right fine nice but let's please just not do anythi
ng to make him more upset dad do we look like people who make bad decisions the ketchup is arriving hey Joanne I have the basket for your fundraiser ready to go oh four bottles is that what we agreed on well at first we said two but then you talked me up to four remember here's the thing I wouldn't ask for these bottles if this was about me but this is about the children this is about science this is about those three special letters that make the world a better place scx no Linda PTA all right
so give what you can damn it Joanne and other lady I I'll give you eight bottles oh great and I'll throw in this magnet that says wine time for the kids can we get some have a fun time get some more I can never get enough I'm with P let me show you the way you know you want to you know you should you want to donate you feel so good the PTA give up give up so who's going to give up give up the P up [Music] okay Dad we finished the flyer to find Mr Kim's bird it it's it's good my only question is
why did you draw the bird with a top hat because he's a bird and talk to me about the roller skates and the fart cloud it propels him forward okay you've never made a flyer have you done let's take another crack at this we need something less like this bigger far Cloud got it so big night tonight first I'm happy to report that Linda and I scored a ton of auction items Spirit fingers all right now that we have all this fun stuff let's decide what the darn theme is we have three top contenders sur
f in PTA under the big top and Garfield versus Snoopy I for one will be voting for Linda's amazing Surf and PTA idea all in favor of surf and PTA raise your hands well I guess there's no reason to hold a vote for the other two we have a winner oh let's go surfing baby hold on as future Treasurer I have to put my foot down we can't afford this actually that brings us to our next vote PTA Treasurer okay let's get this over with we have two candidates on the ballot two I'm unopposed all of a sudden
I'm opposed who's the opposer Linda beler Linda what wait what I am Linda told me over breakfast the other day that she'd like to be more involved that's true everyone voting for Linda beler raise your hand she's got my vote okay now everyone voting for Colleen Cavell raise your hand it looks like Linda beler is our new PTA Treasurer you just voted like really dumb people and that's all I'm saying and you're going to regret this for the rest of your lives that's all I'm saying Linda you're on t
he board you're in the Big Show oh my God I'm on the bo thank you Beth wait don't don't eat those Joanne hey hi hey there new Treasurer oh I just wanted to say thanks for supporting me you're going to be great hey are those the bottles of wine that were donated for the auction you need me to help you bring those in oh no I'm taking those home those are really old are those gift cards and candles for the auction too oh yeah they got dirt on them and also that candle smells bad hey do you want a b
ottle of wine and a bad smelling candle here you go you're on the board now we're going to make a great team bye oh boy M what smells like Rosemary mint melon nothing bye you know I'm so glad you were able to come by the restaurant today to work on PTA stuff Joanne me too I know you've only been treasur for one day but I think you might be the best treasure in the history of the school maybe even the country thank you Joanne also did you lose weight in a day maybe anyway I thought maybe you'd li
ke to sign this contract contract sure oh wait I don't have a pen oh just use your blood huh oh your face oh my face Bob wake up I need to talk to you what what what's going on Bob I don't feel good about Joan taking that donation wine and then giving me the wine which I didn't drink by the way was I not supposed to drink that I got to talk to her tomorrow I got to let her know how I feel yeah I know what you mean it's like this old bird thing with Mr Kevin oh so Joanne uh listen the reason I wa
nted to talk to you is that I oh before I forget I have a little surprise for you Linda it's your very own PTA pendant it's good is so shiny what was it that you wanted to talk to me about Linda well I just wanted to say I'm not so sure PTA members should be taking donated stuff for themselves so uh anyway muffins you are absolutely right I am so glad you understand it's just you know I put a lot of time into the PTA I mean it's almost a full-time job except that it's not because I don't get pai
d and sometimes I guess in a moment of weakness I might you know order a muffin on the PTA credit card I guess I I feel like I deserve it a oh don't cry Joanne I'm sorry I said anything hey one muffin ain't nothing but it is Linda one muffin is Suffin do you think I'm a bad person llin no no Joe Joe are you kidding me should we split it or I mean we don't want to use this right you know what let's put it on the PTA card we earned it if you say so by the way here are the invoices for everything I
need my new Treasurer to approve all the purchases and enter them into the spreadsheets you think you could do that yeah sure I'll uh Start Spreading the sheets uh hey I'm the guy who called about the missing Bird on a flyer uh right great is it uh in that box yeah well well hold on is this a reward situation or what I don't Jane $10,000 Jane stop what's your price $110,000 no 15,000 stop do I hear 20 look I'll I'll give you 10 bucks and we'll throw in this formally fun but now super nasty pipe
it comes with one hot dog that's already stuck inside all right I'll I'll take it really U okay so let's see the bird this isn't a parrot this is a pigeon no it's not it's a it's just scared so it's acting like a pigeon I do that sometimes no you know what I'm not paying for this are you accusing me of catching a pigeon and trying to sell it for 10 bucks yes well I'm leaving I'm taking a bird with me and this pipe that's fine huh these science kits cost $40 each let me see how much these things
cost on the website science wow products oh Joanne's buying them retail that's why they're so expensive why would she do that science wow is a division of Jojo bear publishing wait a minute JoJo bear I call him bear and he calls me JoJo oh my goodness Joanne and her husband own the company that makes the science kits this is big this is JoJo very [ __ ] so this is what it looks like when someone listens to one of Mom's ideas so many dot sandles so many milky white ankles there she is a big litt
le liar herself Lyn are you sure you still want to do this I don't want to do this Bob I have to I tried calling her but she never picked up then I called the national PTA hotline and the only options were press one for car washers and press two for bake sales so now we're down to this the bleach Boys Everybody the bleach boys oh I get it cuz they're janitors we have CDs I can burn from my computer at home email me before we get to the auction some thank yous there is one person in particular la
dies and gentlemen our new PTA Treasurer Linda beler I know her Linda hi and now on to the auction actually uh Joanne if I may just say a few words oh um okay I just wanted to say the reason I got more involved with the PTA was because I was so inspired by Joanne a thank you Linda it's my pleasure JoJo fun fact everyone Joanne's husband calls her Jojo and she calls him bear this is a really good speech that's true I can I release okay well let's get on with the auction shall we and they even hav
e a company called JoJo bear Spirit fingers Spirit fingers and what's even more interesting is that their company makes the very expensive science kits that we're raising friends for tonight isn't that a coincidence Linda what are you doing yeah yeah she bought all the science kits from her own company at a crazy high price that's not true and even if it was all the invoices were entered and approved by the treasurer which is you right which I now see is what you wanted because you didn't think
I knew what I was doing and yes for a little while I was entering commas instead of decimals and lower case LS instead of ones because they look the same but then I figured it out and then I got someone to check my work Colleen hello Joanne wait why is she in the Shar costume Linda thought it would be more IC she was right this is ridiculous you have nothing on me oh we have plenty on you Joanne Linda called me last night and you hung up on me I did but then you left that weird message and I cal
led you back it wasn't weird it was fine well everyone in my house listened to it and we all thought it was very weird anyway came over to my house a slightly tacky house how dare you I'll give me a break and she showed me all the spreadsheets I spent all night auditing every PTA expense over the last 2 years and it looks like someone's been skimming off the top okay sure I might take an occasion bottle of wine or a eyebrow threading gift certificate I mean not that I need it I just wanted to tr
y it but let's be honest who's going to plan an event like this you Colleen you Linda you Beth do you have any idea how many emails I send a week no you don't because no one reads them no one even clicks on them I will not be questioned by people eating crab cakes that I ordered on napkins ey folded I'm not in the PTA I am the PTA did she say that there were crab cakes here all right it's auction time our first item is a basket of smelly soaps no takers no one it's over Joanne no give me the mic
rophone give it give it give it all those in favor of replacing Joanne as PTA president raise your hand fine I'll leave good luck cleaning up all this sand raise your hand if you're sticking around after to clean up sand yeah that's what I thought I'm going to miss her 1 2 3 4 this is going to be great there's nothing a free bird can't fix that is what the song Free Bird is about Bob what are you doing here hey Teddy we're bringing Mr Kim a bird as a sorry gift I'm also bringing him a bird what
I want to get my discount back well well I'm going to give him my bird first not if I beat you to it no no no ping Teddy is that did he already get a new bird works like it you read the birds let's go we got your birds no you have three birds you're welcome we love your [Music] store la [Music] la [Music] [Applause] [Music] h thee fight [Music] to speech for speech for
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