putting smiles on all people's old person faces not that I don't want to go to The Elegant doily old people's home I mean I love doilies and all but why are we doing this on Thanksgiving again Ginger went there last Thanksgiving and said it was very rewarding you know play checkers with old people let them pinch your cheeks talk about their favorite Wars It's good to give back a little since we have so much so much of what exactly napkins maybe we did just stock up giving back sounds nice I wish
I could give back to Marl but she left the elegant doily and moved in with her boyfriend do you still say boyfriend when they're in their '90s you say Elderberry Plus father and I will probably end up in a home someday it'll be a nice little preview oh no we'll never be able to afford that I'm excited to get back home and get cracking on that Maple glaz for the turkey man Thanksgiving is the best holiday there in the kitchen the excitement the adrenaline oh yeah you're all fun in the kitchen on
Thanksgiving just uh getting a snack Hot Plate Hot Plate out of the way hey Dad you think I could ask your mother dinner's in 20 minutes no no no 30 so what would you say is the minimum amount of time we can spend at the elegant oily don't you worry you pretty little hairy neck Bob we'll get you home soon so you can start doing your cooking oh is my neck that hairy right now yeah it's probably time to harvest yep just like I remembered it oh this is where all the carpet is God dang it give me m
y damn orange soda oh hi Sergeant bco are you here visiting your very pleasant mom yeah but she won't come out of her room and if mother doesn't do Thanksgiving activities with her nursing home friends today she'll gripe about it all year long you having sod of troubles you know the front just glass you could smash it Lou or shoot it interesting interesting let me help you with that this machine is quite the B gobler ooh stretchy Keys that's fun here you go ah yeah get in there fructose thanks t
rra wish me luck oh you're Tira I'm Linda we spoke on the phone Linda and this must be your lovely family we prefer hot family thank you well we are thankful you're helping us out this morning follow me I'll get you all set up oh I left the hot candies in the car old people still like hot candy right they love to unwrap them whenever it's very quiet you go ahead I'll catch up I'll catch up you will be helping out with a very important Thanksgiving job making the paper turkey decorations gotcha d
o you want sturdy turkeys or flirty turkeys Paul Mr Thompson said that you said that he didn't have to wear pants on holidays no I said always pants all the time disagree Hi how are you nice nice turkey you worry about your own turkey fella you want me to carry you I could I've been doing several push-ups a day before I take a shower yeah probably against the sink yeah against the sink so what hi I couldn't help over hearing your loud conversation seems like someone does doesn't want to join all
the Thanksgiving fun I'm Linda my family's here today giving back no big deal so can I help my son has a gun don't mess with us mother do you want 2 lb of hot candy take the candy get rid of the lady close the door I'm having real trouble making turkey Waddles that don't look like testicles me too is that Zeke is he wrestling his grandma come hey Zeke hey Tina girl Louise Gman doctor did your grandparents move in here or something tell to watch out the hazing process is crazy n we're making pap
er turkeys with testicles on on their chins oh cool what are you doing every year my grandma and the other Elders watch the OMG Mall Group Thanksgiving Day Parade on the TV oh the OMG mgdp I love that parade yeah but the cable's out did you fix the cable yet see sorry Grandma I'm giving it all I got but it's just not enough I'm sorry everyone we're not going to be able to watch the parade this year oh no man that's a lot of frowning and new wrinkles I bet dang it I wish I was a wizard so I could
give these angels the parade they deserve no OMG mg TDP on tgd that's BS it would be nice to do something nice maybe that's how we could do our giving backing maybe we could try to do some kind of entertainment not a parade but like a parade these people want a parade specifically they do have parade facei H we know they've got some basic art supplies and we've got our Charisma and a deep knowledge of the American song book are we doing a parade I think we're doing a parade well I'm here all da
y and I've cut enough turkey face testicles for a lifetime so I'm in good thing I brought my bass drum Bo guess what everyone the parade is back on not on TV though oh boy tough crowd your turkey is I would just start over oh my God hi can you cook lots of food no hey feel like cooking a ton of food no can anyone here cook lots of food um I can so yeah our cook had to step out for just a few minutes probably more her water broke she's in labor at the hospital and it turns out our other cook is t
he father so he's probably out for the day as well so there's no one to cook all of this food for the whole place right on Thanksgiving yes well I'm happy to do it really I mean even if you just made the turkey and maybe mashed potatoes that would be amazing sure sure yeah I think I can handle it I I actually have a restaurant that's incredible we are so lucky well we're not a popular restaurant neither are we we we don't make a lot of money neither do I anyway thank you hi kitchen I'm I'm Bob u
h let's get into it no that sounded lame sorry kitchen it's okay you're cooking Thanksgiving for the whole place I know I'm like the guy in the audience who can play guitar and the band says anyone play guitar and I go on stage and it's amazing yeah it's just like that Bob we can have our own dinner at home a little late right sure but just keep it simple in there you know how you get on Thanksgiving you get a little amped up what do you mean I'm amped down you're going to need some help I'll co
me soon Sergeant Bosco's mom and I are just starting to hit it off when will she leave wait aren't the kids with you no they laughing me with the paper turkeys and a guy who is kind of mean all right I got to go knifies ready to get dicey you want us to be in the kitchen cooking with Dad on Thanksgiving no thank you very much he doesn't want anyone in the kitchen with him on Thanksgiving he's a lone wolf but slightly more hairy and more vicious okay I know your father can be you think Zilla I th
ink Zilla but at least one of you needs to go in there and help out okay fine hand farts we guess one goes with Dad yeah sure no I've been practicing damn these tiny hands I don't want to cook with thanks Zilla y'all hand farting I like to hand fart dad mom told me to come in here here to help you in a kitchen on Thanksgiving thoughts concerns oh okay great oh you don't seem so excited maybe I should just go no no I mean I probably do need the help and it could be fun also I feel like I got a go
od handle on everything schedule wise I guess in a way I've been training my whole life for this so there's potatoes for mashed potatoes good I found sausage so we'll make sausage stuffing there's turkey breasts but a bra on those there's green beans there's cranberry sauce oh you're probably going to want a headband cuz we're in the eye of the storm settle down tiger hey they have one of these whoa what's that some kind of kitchen gun sort of it's a torch used for finishing creme brulee it shoo
ts fire when you press this button let me see let me see let me see hey you know I was going to make sweet potato casserole and we could use this to Brown the marshmallows on top a gun that makes fire yes please should we make fire with it right now no we have lots to do before that but tell you what how would you like to be Captain casserole and learn how to make it does the captain casserole get to shoot the fire gun she does eventually then call me Captain wait do I outrank you oh that's emba
rrassing uh-oh now we're behind schedule uh let's kick it in gear okay you sure you don't want a headband oh you know I hear that all the cool seniors are hanging out in the recck room today you want to go check out that scene I do no I'm not going until Gary calls who's Gary my brother my other son that's it I'm carrying you out what no uh Sergeant bco would you come look at these pretty flowers with me I bought those I've already seen them come on okay this is not going great don't you do host
age negotiations this is a hostage negotiation right I guess so what's the first step in one of house establish a rapport to gain their trust hello she's your mother right so too late for that well well well what's after that asking open-ended questions to give them a sense of control and feel them out okay all right so Lillian do you like open-ended questions no that's a closed ended question Linda oh right how are the sweet potatoes coming good but I should check the marshmallows make sure the
y're ripe tough to tell no eating more appealing oh they have brussels sprouts I can roast those wait you want to add another dish yeah it'll complement the stuffing if we hustle we can do it okay I'm going to need you to shift from sweet potato casserole duty to Brussels sprouts whoa whoa wao I'm captain casserole I took an oath I need you to watch these feels like a demotion really get in there and hurry how's it going in here going great welcome to the AL OMG Mall Group Thanksgiving Day Parad
e we got a hell of a show for you today let's go to Tina who's on the parade route Tina thank you I'm here with a very special person Ruth Ruth where did you travel from today room three wow and you Zeke's Grandma room nine that's so far Jean tell me where the Parade's going to go today well we're going to start over here by the bookcase we're going to run around the room and then we're going to stop it should take about 3 hours good news the cream of tardo is just hiding so we can make biscuits
from scratch how's the chopping coming pretty good you got to L them up just so and then ha oh that's the best one so far oh my God those should really be in the oven here let me take that hey I was just you don't say ha at all uh you know what Louise why don't I chop the rest of these we can use a couple of the ones you chopped crap I got to preheat the oven l watch out sorry I need to get through and there's thinkzilla what huh nothing I'm just going to go to the bathroom I'll let you know ho
w it goes okay great come out of your room and go join your friends I repeat go join your friends I'm not leaving until Gary calls Gary Gary Gary I give up what no no giving up tell me more about Gary I'll tell you he's a big shot tanning salon owner who won't visit his mother on Thanksgiving even though he lives 10 minutes away and he changed his Netflix password that's terrible why won't get revisit you well this one would tell you it's because I'm a mean old lady what no that's not true no it
is you'd be a mean old lady too if your kids didn't visit you and you're shivering all the time because it's freezing in here just wait Linda it'll happen to you too no it won't it is chilly in here though oh my God it's already happening oh Bob I'm going to be a grumpy old lady and you probably will too what are what are you talking about the kids aren't going to visit us when we're in an old folks home cuz we'll be grumpy and cold okay well that might not be it today problem how are you doing
in there is Louise helping you help is a strong word but yeah I mean wait a minute she was she might have left oh my God see they don't want to be with us it's already happening ah she just went to the bathroom I think she's coming back you're keeping it simple right Bob you're not going crazy in there simplish Bob if Louise comes back in take it extra easy with her we want our kids to visit us when we live here we' still can't afford it but I'll be easy like Sunday morning you know Thursday mo
rning I'm leaving I'm going to go arrest somebody else's mom and pretend it's you Bob I got to go get Louise but go easy all right I need everyone to imagine where Shriners driving tiny cars beep beep Louise uh oh he found me hey Dad we're shrining I was totally headed to the kitchen but now I got to drive this tiny car yeah but maybe you can um come back we'll definitely keep having fun like we were before and uh maybe even more fun I mean I'd love to but there's that rule that you can't have l
ess than four Shriner cars in a parade Shriners three cannot be just waiting on those other tiny cars here I come look at all these smiling faces I I I I got to go also you got to go because there's a lot of things unwatched right now fine I'm coming I don't even know why he wants me in there anyway apparently I'm not doing anything right uh-oh Shriner pileup but if he kicks me out then I'm free yes I'm going to be such a bad cook that thinkzilla will banish me from Kitchen land in no time okay
time to Shrine Jean feel that tiny car energy okay time to base the breasts do you want me to leave you guys alone it's actually a really important job Luis we use the baster to suck up the juices and then evenly distribute them like so got it let me take a whack at this oh okay whoops did I get it um nope but I'm easy like Thursday morning oops missed the meat completely oh that must be so frustrating for you why don't you try again I'm I'm very relaxed about all this cooking stuff okay whoa mi
ssed again boy you should need a license for for this thing good job that's done okay uh let's uh keep going look at all that stuff we're making over there oh great just closing the oven oh and now I'm being told some really cool marching band is ready to perform good for them 2 three 4 just imagine the thousands of hours they must have practiced from this very day are you kidding me they got a flag waiver H damn wow if I was watching this I'd be impressed and what the huh a gymnastic Squad all
right how about you stir the cranberry sauce I'm going to use this guy this is good for stirring right nope nope nope ooh this one's bigger let's chose you uh that wooden SPO looks like fun and now no prey can be complete without a song from a hip Broadway musical get ready for some singing 1 two three four here we are on Broadway it's a street but also a place with musicals like Oklahoma that's a state but also a musical and rent which is a musical and also thing you have to pay the end oh God
we bombed they're just giving us grandparent claps to be fair we told them this was a parade and we didn't have any floats or balloons and very little parading it's true they could probably press charges floats and balloons gosh darn it we need to do floats and balloons somehow it's Thanksgiving and we're supposed to be doing the giving part the Garfield balloon himself couldn't have said it better uh guess what we're not done actually this was the finale before the finale the pre finale the fin
ale so don't go anywhere this parade will be be right back with floats and balloons okay we don't have any of those things we're definitely getting sued okay so just keep stirring the green beans like this so they don't burn but also you want to keep them spread out so they cook evenly got it so like this papa is this good is this spread out enough mhm kind of I hadn't thought of doing it that way just a big pile all the way over to the side oh that cotting board's going to fall go catch it how
about we race to where your friends are huh I bet you're a dollar I'm f Gary could beat you he keeps in shape unlike Mr Orin soda over here eats like a 5-year-old that's is Lillian stop talking about your precious Gary who isn't here Sergeant bosow is here visiting you bringing you flowers and you've got friends down the hall somehow though it's hard to imagine so why don't you spend Thanksgiving with people who want to spend it with you I'm going to go find my kids and the only reason they won'
t visit me in a nursing home when I'm older cuz I won't be able to afford to live in one Happy Thanksgiving I don't know where she's getting any of that I'm on your side okay the turkey needs a couple more minutes same with the Brussels and you're holding the pickles above the mashed potatoes I'll just take that yeah if you don't like Flavor looks like some pickle juice might have fallen in hopefully not sweet potato casserole should be ready and now it's time to Brown the marshmallows oh yes th
e fire gun let's do this Captain casserole reporting for Duty oh it's just that we only get one shot at this Louise and if we don't get it right it's ruined so I I better just do it and also you know it's not that fun what no I to be really careful dad come on I was being bad at cooking on purpose let me do it please you you you were being bad on purpose yes so you would kick me out you wanted me to kick you out yeah I did before but now I don't why would you do that let's talk about it after yo
u give me that thing no definitely not I'm doing this since you don't want to be here so badly that you'd purposely mess up the most beautiful meal of the Year none of us wanted to be in here the only reason I'm here at all is because I had the softest hand fart I I don't know what that means but I'm just going to finish everything else myself fine that's clearly how you wanted it from the beginning you fin Zilla bye bye bye I imagine that door slamming I'm just going to say it slap this is beau
tiful you kids uh don't blow your nose on the toilet paper you need it for the float oh this is supposed to be a float if you really squint and then shut your eyes Louise you're not helping in the Kitchen nope I'm back what are we doing we're aiming for the Moon is what we're doing or at least to get that one guy to stop snoring at us hi turkey just me in here now God you're even more beautiful than you were 5 minutes ago yeah because you cook me perfectly and you're a great chef and a great fat
her and also unconventionally handsome thanks yeah you didn't have to say all that hey I wasn't even going to be a dish and now look at me thank you now you're welcome Brussels breaths I do very much enjoy cooking Thanksgiving dinner and you're so good at it thanks green beans but honestly I might not be the easiest to be around in the kitchen on tday are you kidding I love being in the kitchen with you on tday Bob and I love calling you tday I don't know mashed potatoes I feel like maybe you gu
ys are just kind of telling me what I want to hear no we love you you're the best leave your family Bob we'll run away together I mean that might be nice for a little while stuffing but I don't want to run away with food you should we can make you happy Bob this is getting weird I I think I better go talk to Louise I'm just going to put some foil over you guys real quick no no no no it's okay you guys need to stay warm is this collection of inflated rubber gloves the best parade balloon ever no
but is it a parade balloon probably hey guys Louise can we talk sorry we're busy just for a sec uh I'm in the float Zone dad so unless you're a float or a balloon I don't see you can't tell can't tell if weot there but gosh darn it it's too late to stop now cuz we're rolling bye Dad yeah how about a totally sincere Round of Applause for the float the theme is a mountain of medical supplies look at all the things they got on that thing how about these glove balloons huh e your heart out giant Sno
opy I'm still lightheaded for blowing these up oh so full of anos balloons uh and I'm another balloon D what what's that balloon supposed to be oh um ignore him he's not really in the parade he's the chef the mean Chef who works alone um my balloon is a a character named sorry Louise sorry Louise is that Pixar what the hell is this a lilan you left your room kind of regret it now hey lilan hi Ernie what's this crap show the TV's broken and then I had a great nap Louise hey I I really want to say
something I'm sorry I was a little bit of a thank Zilla I really did want you to be in the kitchen with me and maybe even to teach you a few things you know I pictured us bustling around in there high-fiving with spatulas but I was way too much of a cook and not enough of a dad well I guess I was kind of a jerk too sorry for what it's worth every other day of the year you're a pretty great dad you're kind of a monster on Easter too and Russian Mayday do parades normally talk this much let's giv
e it up for the sorry Louise balloon over here late entry crowd favorite what an amazing parade you loved it we gave back it counts you're welcome uhoh the wind's blowing this balloon off course look out oh I was wondering where all the medical supplies went God I freaking love Thanksgiving a hey Louise there's one more thing I need your help with in the kitchen what's that Captain casserole wo Captain casserole brings to Fire and Fire and makes lame [Music] with Captain flame Captain flame sing
le marshow will be of knock marshow right on captain [Music] [Music] clean cops and they just get dirty again life right are you watching the robot Guy video again he's not just the robot guy Lynn he's Quincy Cox he's going to be the first person to robot himself from New Zealand to Nova Scotia retracing the original wool route which I guess was a thing when I asked the lam and wool Federation to sponsor my adventure they said wool all right get it wool all right it's always been mad dream to be
the first solo wool rot R and after years of preparation I'm finally here I'm on the route dad you do know there's more than one video on the internet right you don't have to keep watching this one it's just I still can't believe he's coming here to our restaurant today Quincy Cox you only found out about this guy yesterday when the publicist called I know best call ever Quincy Cox is stopping on his route in our town and they ask him what he wants to eat and he says a burger and they pick our
restaurant and you said who's Quincy Cox I know I said that I was dumb then I'm smart now and as if that wasn't already really great a reporter from the paper is coming here to cover him eating our Burger it's huge publicity for us so you all need to get a little more excited it's weird to see Dad happy I don't know if I like it also this boat is just so cool and cozy with everything you need I could see doing that maybe you know with solar panels that charge the batteries that power the navigat
ion system and the desalination tank the satellite phone the tiny cabin to sleep in the little fishing pole and the induction burner to cook the fish Dad are you going to leave us for a rowboat if it would have me man I have never been so glad to live on the wool rad I guess I just take it for granted doesn't he get Bor out there rowing and Rowing every single day um okay Quincy is going to be here any minute and I don't want him to see you doing that I won just sounds really boring and dumb tha
t's all look maybe it's better if none of you talk to him when he's here maybe you could all be upstairs no way we're going to be in the paper baby the picture of us yeah I curled my hair for this yeah just the one or I mean I don't really know how to curl my hair but I think you just twist it up a lot hi ohin nice to see you too there's our little paper folder how was your first day in origami Club I quit what no yep I just thought it could be my thing like hey there's that origami guy he looks
into your eyes and folds what's in your soul but it turns out origami is not for aami what happened he was so excited Saturday origami Club at the rec center it's just so much folding and the cranes it's all about cranes is that a crane I think so uh Crane's a bird right it is Jane you just joined you can't qu H sometimes you know right away when something's not a good fit like when Dad tried wearing shorts those were a tents couple days it's good to see things through and you've been on a litt
le bit of a quit streak lately I don't want to do this anymore I don't like this what was I thinking no thank you I was really hoping this one might stick I was going to be an or orami Mommy I mean Len maybe it's okay to quit things that are origami and all those other things listen give it another shot go to the next meeting if you still hate it then quit okay oh he's here oh sorry Mom we're doing that now man he's walking as if he's never been on land before no one say anything about that okay
be cool like this stop like this guys stop be cool like you all of you stop hello Quincy CS hi uh welcome to bobsburgers we're huge fans are you by yourself or do you have like anantra I don't know a lot about the rowing World it does not smell like the ocean in here that's the nicest thing anyone's ever said about this place Louise oh I've been dreaming of a burger for months you sure you don't want Thai food or maybe a hogi Jane my publisher says you're the best burger in town or the closest
Burger to where I was getting out of the ocean anyhow oh that's our thing and our burgers are good I mean I hope you like it Dad just ask them to prom just leave me alone oh wa I'm wobbling right not not the floors yep our floor just got de wobbled uh I'm Bob uh it's great to meet you hello Bob everyone Hi should I order now oh aren't we going to do that when the reporter gets here you know for the photo op right the interview the photo op let's just check with my publicist so hungry where is re
porter she's typing okay he's running 20 minutes late 45 mens Max I might die before then oh here we go she says I can get one now and another one when the reporter gets here okay you have more than one burger right I do do do you want the burger of the day the mold man and the seab burger comes with blue cheese oh great we told him not to put the word mold on the menu but he hates money the thought of a juicy Meaty burger is what kept me going it was your me evation sorry I've only had fish for
the last 12 weeks and dehydrated fat replacement supplement packets yum here you go oh wow I'm going to eat this fell nice and slow so my belly doesn't rupture cool [Music] M um are you crying it's more weeping um is that is that a good [Music] thing okay A little announcement I'm done oh you're done was it not good should I go do a different job I'm done with the route I'm I'm done rowing I'm I'm done with the boat I'm just done done with that dream thanks to you Bob and I'll tell the reporter
to quote me on that because this mold man isn't going back to the Sea wait what uh Dad I think you're burger just made him quit um thanks Jin no problem you guys have any KET chop oh there it [Music] is but Quincy you can't just be done with rowing you were going to be the first solo rower to row the wool rout I can't go back out there Bob this Burger's so good oh I just realized that I miss this too much I just want to live on land again eat good food and sleep in a bed and see people and TV a
nd department stores do people still drive cars the cool ones do well I've said it I quit that feels good yes it does no no no no it doesn't feel good Quincy you can't just quit yes I can no you can't can too I mean he can well he shouldn't shouldn't he M I can't go back on that boat it all makes sense now this burger helped clear everything away way to go Dad wait let's uh stop blaming the burger I mean Quincy you're you're an inspiration to everyone well so you can't quit what about what you s
aid earlier Dad it's okay to quit a thing I remember when you said those super helpful words and I quietly judged you but Quincy is rowing across the world jeane was talking about origami Club jeane could origami across the world I mean a paper Boo's probably not great but also just saying might not make for the best newspaper article restaurant Burger makes me want to quit inspirational thing he was doing oh yeah we don't want that article oh God and the repor is going to be here any minute now
oh no Bob Bob come here okay uh be right back just having a land talk that poor guy is Delirious he doesn't know what he's saying here's the thing I would quit too I don't get rowing by yourself across the ocean but you do you were talking about it like he was floating around in a roll freaking Royce so you're the guy who should convince him to get back in that Bo and hopefully really quick before the reporter gets here it'll be a good example for Jee too I mean I was trying but I can try more
I guess maybe I'll think smarter things now with the same brain I had before see you're already doing it um did you meet any cool dolphins or hit it off with any whales well they was this one bird was it a crane no good but he turned out to be a bit of a jerk um so it I'm doing it do it faster so Quincy I I'm not good at Maps but just to say it it seems like you're really close to the end of your journey I think Nova Scotia is what just like another thousand dis miles away a month millions of th
ese that's a fun motion to do a lot of and you've come so far also land is not that great land doesn't have a cozy cabin no desination system just stupid regular water that doesn't even have salt in it but Quincy you look like you're having so much fun on your website it made me want to do it oh that's editing there's hours and hours of footage of me getting rolled over by the waves vomiting on myself that's what I'm smelling ah oh yeah and I don't think they posted the part where I went totally
insane you've never seen Foot Loose how do you know you don't like it and all the crying they cut that out I bet look but Quincy what you're doing affects a lot of other people cuz they see you do this and they do their own version of row and a boat around the world be it a paper folding related activity or whatever M yeah that's right people need stuff like that you you inspired me to watch all your videos and to go for my dreams nice ah I should tell my publicist I'm quitting oh she's going t
o be very upset she works so hard well I don't know why I said she works hard maybe she works just the normal amount I've never actually met her but she will be upset I mean maybe just you know take some time rest recharge finish your burger my burger my sweet sweet land burger land oh I mean uh forget the burger maybe focus on the fries and the reporter is going to come and this whole I want to quit thing will feel like just a blip you just capsized for a minute but our anti-c capsizing technol
ogy meaning this pep talk put us right back up again oh the capsizing po not capsizing forget I said that I'm just very emotional right now and my muscles are seizing up because they miss the ocean you think yes you got to finish do it for this sweet little boy look at his face and he needs something to inspire him no I don't don't do it for me and he's so excited about you finishing Linda I think you're bothering him in so many ways now he's chewing on your fingers je stop je stop je all right
all right people are counting on me oh I can do it I can do it I think I can do it just turn off the part of my brain that feels pain and sadness and fear and loneliness and hunger and vomit good for you he's back in little delicate if we don't bring up the tough stuff maybe he'll be okay hi I'm Ralph I'm from the paper I think we've met before oh uh yeah hi and you must be Quincy Cox I cannot believe what you put yourself through out there so dangerous so isolated no one in their right mind wou
ld do what you're doing but you're doing it amazing okay let's get crackalacking my first question what are the 10 worst things that happened to you out there oh no can I bring anyone a water salted or [Music] unsalted oh are we doing this in the booth and are we doing it lying down what are we doing oh he's fine he's doing great why why don't I bring the burger over and see if we can get Quincy to sit up and maybe stop crying this is bad uh maybe we could do a nice picture before we get to the
questions Quincy I'm going to reach down and try to help you sit up cuz you seem like you might need a little help Bob you're back I know you're back he's just so tired yeah yeah so much rowing Jean go underneath go on the other side and push from there or we just let him do his own thing jeane go okay there we go I'm scared to let go of his hand put put his other hand on the burger Quincy I'm going to put your hand on the burger now okay totally normal now let's let go so we can take the pictur
e there we go try again try again Lise go get a box from the basement we'll prop him up Jean duck out of the shot you guys are focusing on the wrong thing what do we do about the tear stained cheeks and the dead eyes oh that's just how humans look we Photoshop it all the time uh-oh have you been selected for a survey my publicist says I pulled up on the wrong Beach oh I was wondering why there was no one there to greet me it's nice to be greeted you know nice greeting oh yep sounds like I didn't
go to the right dock I was supposed to go to the dock north of the amusement park oh so what dock did you go to the beach you just pulled up on the beach and walked here yeah I was very hungry oh sounds like I have to move the boat now they're going to take it away what like tow it no you know what just let them take it they can take the whole thing it's garbage put it in the garbage set it on fire I don't care hit it with a stick um here's a question won't it make it hard to row without your r
owboat great question I don't even want to row anymore I don't know that's where you want to start with the questions maybe do some backgound ask him about the bird where where's the bird bird he just loves that bird oh gosh everyone's so upset put it in the garbage Quincy Quincy you stay here and do the interview more like we talked about before and I'll go down and help them stop Towing your boat this would all be so easy if you just let him quit go with your father fine easy easy okay good lu
ck I I'll call you from the beach let's go back to my first question 10 worst things out there no no no no no no touching that oh I didn't even know I did that maybe you didn't yeah maybe I didn't no you did who can say no boats on the beach move the boat or lose the boat officer please this is Quincy Cox's solo rowboat and it's kind of a big deal I know it seems like he just left it here on the beach but that's cuz he's very tired because he rode thousands and thousands of miles by himself and
people around the world are following him on his website uh do I have reception here I was going to show you the website officer we we could you know watch the video but I don't have reception also you know it wouldn't look right on my phone but can you kind of picture everything I'm saying no dad say everything again but this time cup his face in your hands are you close y go ahead and get out of here take it away no no no no no no no no I don't want to talk about rowing I don't want to talk ab
out rowing okay that's a neat way to do this interview but let me just ask another question when you're done making that noise I'd love to ask you how do you go to the bathroom on the boat everybody wants to know that it must be so gross sorry did you just turn off my recorder again no no Tina did you no Louise like with my mind no huh did you check the battery batteries maybe it's the batteries should we smash it to check the batteries let's smash it no no no you were being so weird about that
recorder okay okay listen there's a dock north of the w we just have to get it there okay then do it get it there wait me do it you do it or we tow it and pound it okay uh I'm going to I'm going to do it I'll just get in and throw the boat around the WARF in the ocean too bad it's not a stream cuz then we could do the gently down it part the merely part too would be nice I actually don't know where you're going to sit Jin how about there I think that's where my legs go but but sure oh shoes are
wet shoes and socks I wish I had taken them off before doing this bye-bye officer man tell everyone we know we love them what nothing okay Jane um take my phone and text your mother that we're making great decisions and not to worry but we are in the ocean I'll just say in Ocean very very safe just remember the good times Jean we're going to be fine I just I don't know where the paddles are oh got him found them oh drop one that's not good but they float that's smart okay I got it I got it back
uh take me back to shore please we're still at Shore we haven't moved oh oh my God I'm rowing Quincy Cox's boat oh my God I have no idea how to row Quincy Cox's boat I won't even mention that you're sitting backwards what no not it's fine don't worry about it okay we uh we got past the crash UAV part and now we're on to the rocky wavy part and I remember when I thought it would be really cool to be on this boat but now I feel a little differently because this is really difficult it's not that ha
rd uh-huh oh Jee put that on what is it a neck pillow no it's a life jacket I think how do I put it on I don't understand this new fangled life vest technology all right just hold it and if the boat flips over hold it really tightly the fear in your voice makes me feel great about this um did he just fall asleep during my interview yeah but I think you got what you need I got no answers that's not true when you asked him that question about how he goes to the bathroom he said no that doesn't cou
nt and I didn't even get a good picture we can solve that problem right now Carl do your stuff and shoot in Ocean talk soon what the hell does that mean oh my God Bob's throwing the boat what I quit what Bob's throwing your boat is that a bad thing that seems like a bad thing uh you know it's not recommended it can be a little squirly if you haven't been rowing for 11 months how how is he with capsizing ah probably not great counter point he loves it okay we're going down there yeah we are and Q
uincy maybe you can tell me more about that whole quitting thing on the way oh you just fell down I'm up I'm up I'm back up no oh am I not everyone pick him up let's go get him everyone take a side up up up y I'm halfway up I can't see where we're going can you see where we're going no I mostly see your stomach uh we're fine I mean how much ocean can there be well I hope the dock we're trying to get to is getting closer to us that would be a fun coincidence oh there they are way out there oh oh
that's your mom I think she's saying we're doing a great job and did she say I'm doing especially good at sitting in the the bottom of the boat I mean I guess it's obvious so while we've got a minute tell me more about the I quit thing that you said before too hard right too hard out there way too hard for you the sea broke you down is that the story I'm writing that's the story I'm writing right oh he's really struggling he's not doing well is he there's something wrong with his arms and his bo
dy there's nothing wrong with his arms and his body well there's something's wrong with his body mom he's trying to save your boat because you were having a freak out in our restaurant it's just wow seeing someone else in my boat is making me feel kind of possessive I don't like it I feel like I should be doing that yes yes you should I mean I wouldn't be doing it anything like that that is so inefficient yeah I'm having second thoughts about the quitting um I'm kind of liking the quitting story
yeah I'm having regrets about my earlier thoughts well I'm the one writing the piece well I'm the one withdrawing the statement hey you too we got to move but I mean not that fast cuz look at them yeah we'll definitely get there before them so hot dog yeah I could eat a hot dog oh yeah a picture of you with the ocean behind you eating a hot dog that would be great no no burger burger burger burger for you no hot dogs my chest is on fire and so are my arms and my toes am I buff did I just get in
to shape that sounds right me too probably but this is very hard I get wanting to quit see just like origami Club yeah yeah I guess hey there's the dock somehow but on the other hand Jean I think what your mom is worried about is that if you quit too much stuff you might get used to it and then you might quit like everything that's even a little bit hard and you'll never challenge yourself you're taking origami mommy's side on this well you know she's smart and I I think that what she was gettin
g at which I didn't see then but I see now because you know I'm a different person now because you know the ocean changes you is pretty much everything that's worth doing is hard and if you quit things when they get hard you may never get to the good part ah fine I'll give origami Club another chance really I do kind of want to do that frog his legs mov sounds hard true but so is this you know in case you wondering while you just sit there I wasn't wondering because you've said it so many times
do you want me to take a turn over here Bobby yay my hero you made it sort of I mean the ORS are backwards are you all eating hot dogs no wait till I see that picture dad what he finished good for him he looks tired kind of scrawny his Skin's a strange color too oh and his lips are peeling off gross but he's smiling I'm putting it up don't mess up my frog can't quit not quitting you baby can't quit not quitting you baby I thought I'm quitting you baby but I can't quit not quitting you baby your
solar panels oh yeah they charge your batteries big batteries those power your navigation system me and you Bo we're never getting lost can't quit not quit baby can't quit not quit baby quit you but I can't quit not quit you baby your desalination tank popping out clean water to drink makes me soul thirsty [Music] hydration Jean I already told you hun stop playing that game at the table breakfast time is for eating and for talking to each other about life and stuff oh I thought it was for watchi
ng Tina dribble milk on her shirt huh oh oops hold on mother the temperature in my game is dropping I'm going to put a scarf on purbo and then I'll put it down I promise I promise I promise unless the weather changes again or I find the conversation unstimulating wait what is this game again you dress a cat yes it's called purbo the weather on the screen keeps changing so you have to keep putting different clothes on purbo you got it at a yard sale for a dollar apparently these things were all t
he rage 10 years ago when there was maybe nothing else to do by the way Jean you still owe me the dollar that you borrowed I gave you and I ow you yep yep it's just that I have a lot of them from you and I'm worried you and I don't think they mean the same thing why does it keep making that sound perom meow's when he's too cold or too hot and you got to change him or he can freeze to death or overheat oh like the dinosaurs or metapa supposedly huh so is that fun I mean it just sounds kind of str
essful a thing that makes noises when it needs something from you I guess that's also what kids are father it's true okay okay enough cat chat let's talk about something else what are you guys doing at school that's what I'd like to know what are we doing there seriously I don't get the concept my chair is really squeaky I've been getting a lot of attention I think I like it I'm kind of the it girl right now oh what about you Genie wayy oh I just remembered school gave me this broccoli micro gre
en seeds is this a school trying to give out weird healthy snacks or something gross I mean yum no they're seeds for science class huh can I see those I think I'm supposed to plant them on a wet paper towel so we can watch them grow inside our apartment or something wow yeah that's what this says you plant them on a wet paper towel and they spr within a few days Jean this looks sunny again I'm Fe crop top great I was going to say the crop top I know why are we all wearing them yep right hi teddy
you're here early yeah I know you keep telling us it's annoying we're not open for breakfast but it is annoying but guys I'm not here to eat I need a favor I got a giant emergency oh oh my God what happened I ordered fresh cut wild salmon from Alaska it was supposed to be delivered yesterday but shipping got delayed and I just got an email saying it's going to be delivered tomorrow okay but I'm leaving town today to take Mom to senior surf camp in North Carolina o senor a surf camp she's excite
d about it she keeps saying tubular I tried it too I can't pull it off Teddy none of that is an emergency Bob it's fish it's perishable if I miss the delivery my salmon is going to sit in a warehouse somewhere at room temperature and Roth which would be heartbreaking not to mention it wasn't cheap why did you buy it I mean don't they sell the same Alaskan salmon at the grocery store for the normal amount of costs uh I bought it a few nights ago it was really late and I'd had some beer and I was
fighting with someone from high school online and I saw an ad of a guy with a big beard wearing a fishing Bib and holding a big salmon I wanted to be that guy Bob the guy who eats salmon right out of the water me too like a bear so is it okay if I change the delivery address to your place and then you can put it in your freezer till I get back guys this is maybe the most important thing I'm ever going to ask you I mean you say that a lot like when you asked if we thought you were a baseball cap
guy it's no problem Teddy send it here we'll make your fish wish come true thank you thank you that's so tubular of you no no no no I know hey you're home I knew you'd come back my little boomerangs yeah well it's your a reward for feeding and Sheltering us hey Jean I read about your micr greens project I mean it seems really interesting You observe how they grow and write it up in a report and it says it's due at the end of the week so end of the week that's like a month away Jean I think you s
hould start this seed soon cuz you know they take a few days to sprout like that one hair on Mom's chin she always tweezes it's true also the sooner you start them the sooner we can watch those little guys grow hold on Dad snowstorm Jean can you maybe stop playing that for a second but purbo is chilly and he looks good in everything oh Teddy texted don't forget tomorrow 8:00 a.m. to 8:00 p.m. that's the window are we getting a new window o la la no no a delivery window Teddy's having his salmon
sent to us cuz he's out of town is this the kind of fun adult stuff we have to look forward to well you know you could also drink drinking's pretty cool I mean it's not cool it's not cool Lyn should we be worried that our son is obsessed with a game where you just dress a cat and that's it I don't think so I mean you get obsessed with things too remember when you got really into soap carving every soap in our house was shaped like a little duck sort of yeah but I get obsessed with interesting th
ings right sure you know what maybe I could help Jean with his micr greens project show them how fun it can be I mean we could have a mini Farm in our apartment who wouldn't want a mini Farm in their apartment me I don't want a bunch of mini animals in here this place would stink no Len that's not anyway my point is I think he's just too distracted by that cat game oh a mini tractor could be fun though tiny little Hy Stacks yep okay well I'm going to go get water oh get me some too and a little
snack maybe a cookie sure and some crackers really yeah and cheese with the crackers and arrange in a little bit Jean what are you doing out of bed with the laptop oh hey Dad I'm just talking to some people on a purbo forum okay what people are you talking to perb people or perb as they call themselves which is delightful apparently there's a trick where if you press both buttons at the same time purple will cycle through all the outfits you've ever changed them into wow I did not know that hey
so I was thinking I could help you with that micr greens project for school you know how to help with school I mean no not usually but I feel like I can help with this project okay if you want to so that sounds like fun right doing this project together learning about new interesting things instead of things that might be making your brain bad Jean you're picturing me as that cat aren't you no okay A little morning my little glories wait is this breakfast this is Jean's micr greens project are w
e eating it no no I'm making eggs I'll never make you eat vegetables for breakfast sweetie I love you mom so Jean you want to get started on planting some seeds and and you know maybe put pero down for a sec uh-huh Jean seriously yep yep okay putting it down so first we take two wet paper towels and put them on the bottom of one of the trays quick outfit change for a rainy day and go uh and now we sprinkle the seeds yeah you want to just start the sprinkling and I'll catch up J come on this is t
he fun part obviously all right sprinkle sprinkle sprinkle sprinkle okay are we done almost uh I'm just going to spread these out a little not that you didn't sprinkle them really good one more thing we have to put another tray on top of this one to block out the light it's called the blackout phase it helps the micro greens grow more long and more tender more tender these micro greens sound like great boyfriend material you're not listening to any of this are you Jan mhm okay here's breakfast b
u an Ute I'm going to head downstairs and wait for Teddy's salmon delivery no one tell him I was 2 minutes late delivery Teddy is a little intense oh wait I just remembered I was going to go to the store today and get a few things we need uh Louise and Tina can you go pick up some stuff for me after school Jean you should come home and keep working on your cool minig greens project with your cool dad uh-huh sure we can go but our rates have gone up since we last ran errands for you you mean from
zero what you asking for we get some candy from the store okay oh me candy also and we get to keep the change just the coins paper Mighty comes back to me H we'll check out our other offers and let you know Louise fine we'll go yay I know mom's expecting us to bring back some bills but it's not our fault they gave us our changeing all coins I mean you did say don't give us any bills that creepy eye pyramid freaks us out sticky hand I'm buying I mean mom's buying I'm good hey remember that thing
oh yeah the spaceship Kitty ride thing we used to pretend we were astronauts on a mission for Jean to be the first person to poop on the moon yeah he said that's what the craters were for I felt bad for the craters you know we have all this change should we take a trip to the moon for Old Time sake visit some old Moon poops oh I guess I don't think we can both fit why don't you go first I was already climbing in but okay here hold these and don't eat all the red ones or the green ones or the ye
llow ones so just the black ones then not those either okay and bl off huh kind of slower and more boring than I remember yeah I don't even think that's how spaceships move hey hold something out and I'll slap it with the sticky hand hold out a jelly bean huh that might be impossible but oh you got it do it again yes hey I think we just invented an amazing new thing are we going to be wealthy now I think so or we just found a new complicated way to eat jolli beans yeah we did I can't believe Ted
dy's package never came I had to be at the restaurant for 12 hours today for nothing I mean it's how we try to make a living never mind and Teddy just texted that now the package is coming tomorrow that's annoying should we stop being friends with him no maybe no oh Tina Louise that reminds me can you go to the store again tomorrow after school I forgot to put laundry detergent on the list and we need it bad I've been wearing the same socks for 3 days and my feet are getting all cranky and stank
y sure Mom we can go back to the store wait a sec did you guys give me back my change ah sorry they just gave us coins they had no small bills they said they got rid of them cuz they were just too small right Tina yeah all right hey Jean should we take a peek at your seeds see if anything Grew From this afternoon maybe you know take some measurements for your report I mean it's hard to con on TV when we've got micr greens growing right H I don't want to bother them come on it's probably too soon
but maybe a radical or two is sprouted radical are these seeds hippies no uh according to your worksheet radical is the name of the first thing that Sprouts out of the seed I think we should call it the sprouty outtie thingy herbo agrees oh no he's just [Music] cold [Music] hey Jean oh hey Dad I can't stay long I got to get back to the restaurant but I just wanted to see how your observations were going did anything grow while you were at school okay I did come up here and Peak earlier they're
growing and they're amazing right speaking of amazing listen to this yeah uh okay Jean your micro greens observation project is due tomorrow and you've barely observed it I've observed it the seeds grew right I mean I don't want to use the word predictable but okay that's it look I I don't want to do this but I've got to take away purbo until you finish the micro greens project what no Jean you need to focus on the Sprouts not to mention it's interesting I mean we grew food in your room I've gro
wn food in my room before I mean stuff is grown on the food I've had in my room but same diff okay I'm taking this give it to me no no no no no okay but listen to me herbo could die you have to keep him alive I'll keep him alive promise to keep him alive I promise I mean it doesn't seem seem like that hard of a game what do the buttons do Jean it'll be fine now get to work on your report all right don't let him freeze and don't let him overheat and don't put him in a turtle then he hates that so
get this Teddy said they haven't shipped the salmon yet they think it's going to go out today unbelievable I mean is the salmon nervous about flying or something have a couple drinks salmon also I'm pretty sure Louise and Tina chugged all the milk and then said we're out of milks and they go to the store again these errands are getting pretty expensive with how much they're skimming off the top to do whatever it is they're doing yeah yes we are the world champions at this take that France what
was that was that the cat game yeah I promise Jan I'd take care of it looks like it's windy so I guess I press this button and there's a jacket and that's it uhoh did you play the confiscation card and now you're on purbo duty and no one's laughing at you at all you saw how he is with this thing Lynn I had no choice and also maybe this is the parental move of the year and people will want me to write parenting books and I won't dedicate my books to you oh now it's sunny this is isn't fun I don't
even like dressing myself yeah it's sh hey Bob hey Linda Joel what happened to your arm I slipped on a wet floor you know that phrase Slippery When Wet turns out not just the name of a bon Joy album h a you give Flo a bad name here let me come out and help you thanks Joel see you Bob hey Dad I'm confused about what I'm supposed to measure the leafy thing or the long thing the long thing it's called a stem I think here let me put this inside and I'll come up and help okay so how's pero does he m
iss me he's fine he's right here oh oh no what I had pero in my hand when I went to get the bread and I must have put it down inside the truck what oh chane it'll be okay we we'll get him back we better find him sooner pbo's going to get a sunburn or a rainb bur all of the burns this is a nightmare nightmares are just insights into suppressed [Music] emotion pick up pick up pick up crap went to voicemail hey Joel it's Bob uh I think I accidentally left my son's little cat game thing in the back
of your truck tell permo to be strong tell him Je loves him a uh you probably heard that could you please call me when you get this thanks okay so Joel will call me back and then we'll go pick it up oh I got to run to the bathroom Bob can you keep an eye out for Teddy salmon and that's not a fun euphemism Okay g I'm really really sorry I left purbo in Joel's truck but he'll call back soon in the meantime how about we finish your micr greens project purbo would want you to you don't understand Da
d if pero dies I have to start over with a new cat in the history of all the outfits I've ever changed him into a races we need to find him now Jean what are we supposed to do just drive around with the windows down screaming Joel and hoping he hears us Jo this is ridiculous we should go home and finish your micro greens project disagree this is way more important than measuring paper towel plants what is the point of that anyway uh maybe it's to help feed the world what's the point of purbo to
dress a cat appropriately for the weather are we really having this debate Jo oh my God wait are those your sisters riding on that thing that's supposed to be for little kids what are you guys doing uh shopping for Mom what are you doing we don't have time for operation Moon poop we're looking for the bun delivery guy aren't we all he has per get it have you seen him I don't know maybe a couple quarters would jug my memory oh can you take this home to Mom okay what what's in here milk it's warm
that's a weird it was cold an hour ago we got to go we got to go okay okay okay hope you ordered a burger cuz I brought you one oh no what no no why are you okay I missed the delivery Teddy I'm so sorry can I just get that burger from you real quick stupid stupid saon no that's it we're done I'm turning around we're going home what no admit it Dad you never cared about pero that's not true Jean I mean I don't really sorry you and I just have different relationships with pero jealous much there's
Joel Jo Jo Bob what's going on is there an obvious problem with your buns could you tell that I need them with my forehead no no I left you a message I'm pretty sure I left my son's game in the back of your truck uh can we take a quick look oh sure there it is hero he froze to death no oh my God J I'm so sorry hey Bob yeah is it rude if I gently move your son away from the back of my truck close the doors and drive away oh I'll I'll move him I'm so sorry Jin just get me home I need need to get
on the purbo Forum I'm going as fast as I can look I know you're really mad at me and you probably want some space but maybe you can start over with a new purbo how dare you his sweet little kitty body isn't even cold yet I mean it is because you let him freeze to death again I'm so sorry let I don't want a new parbo I want this one with my outfit's history that's probably gone forever like kitty litter in the wind do you uh want me to tell you a story that used to make you feel better when you
were little no maybe okay um once upon a time there was uh a cat oh shoot sorry I don't know why I said that it just came out that's 19 which is one away from 20 which is the most amount of jelly beans anyone has ever gotten with a sticky hand ever and the most jelly beans someone's sister has ever held up for them to hit with a sticky hand ever probably yep excuse me we got a complaint that you two have been hogging the spaceship who us no we just got here aren't you guys a little old to be rid
ing this thing excuse me I'm four and she five and we're tall for our age well anyway please rate the ship wait no you got to let us keep going we're about to catch our 20th Jelly Bean with a sticky hand do you have any idea what that means no I'm not sure what you're saying it means we're about to make history here oh great the ride stopped okay Buckaroo your turn are you serious yes fine but this store is agist yeah and also when sticky hand jelly beaning is a professional sport you're going t
o look like a fool you make me sick stupid Miss delivery slip uh oh it's Teddy uh you get it huh no no that's crazy uh just kidding you enjoy your meal hi teddy hey Lyn I'm at the beach looking at the ocean where fish live and it made me think of salmon so I thought I'd check in yeah yeah uh uh how's your mom doing has she been hanging a whole lot of tents mom's doing great she's making me take slow-mo videos of her surfing she said she's going to figure out a way to monetize it I don't really g
et how that's fine yeah so any updates fish related or otherwise listen Teddy I got to tell you something okay hi are you uh Linda beler yes oh my God thank you a package just arrived and and it says perishable on the box and Alaska Lynn it's got to be the Sal so I didn't miss the delivery but then what was this oh it was Bob special insults oh he's going to be sad he was really excited about those Teddy I'm going to put the salmon in the freezer right now great thanks hey Lynn I ordered some ri
bs and had them sent to you guys as a thank you the delivery should come between 5:00 a.m. and 300 p.m. oh God you got to dip it in the vinegar which I had sent separately oh no no no and that's coming sometime between 9 and nine no all right fine I like ribs okay I searched the Forum and me Abby says you should be able to keep your history if you push a pin in the hole on the top of pero and press both buttons at the same time I guess pero and I know each other well enough for me to do that to
him I'm going to find a push pin huh that looks like an active Forum it's a very supportive and nurturing Community I was looking forward to posting something my name was going to be Bohemian cat City huh nice Okay found a pin here let me hold the pin in the hole and you push the buttons come on on come on he's back yes hold on let me see if my outfits are still there yes oh thank God I can't believe I'm saying this but I'm so happy to see that cat and his clothes again now I can finish my proje
ct great let's observe some Sprouts oh not that project a pero based project a project oh what what is it it's not finished but I'll show you what I have so far hey that's great Jane thank you I don't know if anything has ever won every oscar but I feel like this has a shot I mean I have to admit I don't love that game but look what you did you made something new and creative and fun with it because you're interested in interesting things which I wasn't worried about at all that much I'm sorry I
gave you such a hard time about purbo that's okay I know it's way over some people's head yeah but you know what we should still probably finish your micr greens report it is due tomorrow right maybe I just show my teacher this pero thing and say I took a different approach I don't think that'll work can I at least dress the micro Greens in little hats sure yeah so you guys finished both projects yep yeah we made my purbo video and we observed the heck out of some broccoli Sprouts to the point
where I think they got uncomfortable and you'll be enjoying them with your meal this evening which I assume will make them happy hey Tina hold up a sprout okay yeah nice oh sticky hand let me try oh my [Music] face [Music] that's your name meow meow meow meowo turbo Turbo Turbo Turbo turboo [Music] Turbo going off to college ly you don't have the grades I'm I'm just going to the college to fill in for Pepe cooking at the fraternity house for a week a you're going to have so much fun yeah I don't
really see what's fun about being ordered around by a bunch of Frat Boys I can explain it that's okay Tina all I know is we need the cash so I'm doing it well you're going to miss me host in one of Gretchen's lady Goods parties what are lady Goods I don't know makeup tampons and pony Saddles rest organizers okay well guess i' better go feed Chad and trip and Chip and Skip and all the other Rich Kids you say that like we're not rich wait Dad are we not rich hi I'm the cook I'm filling in for Pep
e uh looks like you guys got tpd yeah the Alpha House likes to prank us jokes on them though free toilet paper for us oh yeah tough to roll it back up though I'm the beta president they call me PUD oh okay PUD I'm Bob that's Hefty Jeff he's the fraternity historian oh uh that's a thing ask me anything about the history of his frat uh okay when was it founded crap ask me something else I'm turd put her there hey turd so turd PUD um Hefty Jeff this is a nice place you got here thank you mean the s
of is upside down but that's for hiding and forts yeah okay so I'm guessing this isn't the top fraternity on campus oh oh no our motto is if you rushed us you'd be pledged by now hey worked on me we Haze with hugs some good Huggers in this group girls never come here how we doing ladies let's give it up for Linda for hosting tonight's lady Goods party stop it now that everyone's Hamed let's look at the product line do you think it's appropriate to have the children here why wouldn't it be approp
riate all he as great as yours tuts our first lady good is called theah de which we all know is French for fun I don't know what that thing is but the little mom's face is hilarious I'll buy it okay kids come on go to your room now yeah go to your room guys you too Missy come on [Applause] out okay I want a magic vibrating Club just like any other boy yeah all right Bob this burger is per what' you put in there spices uh a few you deserve a beer follow me to the fellowship room Fellowship room F
ellowship room so Fellowship basically means drinking and drinking games like beer beer Goose what's the slow hand kuner corner o slow hand yeah seriously someone's got to tell him he graduated a million years ago no no Hefty jef turd slow hand is a very generous beta alarm he buys the stuff like that karaoke machine uh and what's that betaa that's beta yeah I got that beta was the house of Guana from 67 to 86 only a true brother may drink from him you drink from him I ate Indian food out of him
once you're not supposed to we're out upstairs oh hey Bob did you drive here uh yeah why maybe it's time to go to the library tonight we're supposed to wait Bob can drive and we're the perfect level of drunk to go to the library yeah could you give us a ride to campus I can't drive at night cuz I don't have a car okay moving on this one is called Here Comes The Sun It's so powered so you leave it on your porch all day any takers no okay Landa L I'm dying here this crowd is all married boring pe
ople who suck you got to help me why I know I can't you'll F you'll be fine Linda swears by this thing don't you Linda you know because of your problems with your husband yeah uh Bob's got a condition that makes him a sex bad my husband's got that it's called being married for 20 years being married that's one she be I'll take the one with a hand crank for camping Okay who wants more wine so where is the library yeah it's just up ahead M I'm really nervous the library must be different than how
I'm imagining it stop here okay this isn't the library at all hey would you mind waiting here and keep the engine running what are they doing with that fish and that air conditioner oh they're putting the fish in the air conditioner that's a good prank kind of no it's not yeah come come here yeah we did it feel yeah oh no oh no oh no oh no everybody oh God oh God oh God oh God oh God evening sir evening uh officer I'm uh teaching a class on um creative driving creative driving yeah it's a specia
l uh elective elective pass fail it's pass fail but that's unnecessary information you're an Adjunct professor I got it all right have a good class Professor really go go go go Bob you're a hero you made the prank you're a sick old man is that a good thing yes gentlemen I think Bob deserves a beer uh you just gave me one so I'm good I didn't finish Bob deserves a beer out of beta wow really are you sure I mean that's disgusting but uh which end do I drink from choice I guess I'll I'll do mouth y
ou don't know what you're missing from the butt bom all right I'll do butt oh my God I just drank from a lizard's butt reload no no no I'm good guys I'm good well maybe one more and every time I scratch my nails down someone else's back I hope you feel it do you feel it w yeah give me the legend again go get it you're off to the frat house already yeah the guys are playing beer beer Goose so I'm going to make lunch you know now I kind of regret not going to college you regret not going to colleg
e come on it's s like you ended up flipping burgers oh wait why don't you take the kids with you a house full of boys I can't go I have plans just kidding let's go hey there he is everybody Bob's here hey guys I brought my kids this is great I can't not step on cold pizza upside down couch for hiding and forts this is the biggest man cave ever and Tina's going spelunking no Tina no hey Bob word of warning slow hand's here slow hand oh oh the alarm yeah he's in the bathroom sh guys I think he's c
oming coming back from the bathroom entrance music Dr Yap I thought I'd never see you again until my next dental appointment your slow hand Bob what are you doing here I'm filling in for the cook oh great great hi kids how are you doing are you flossing beina yep yep yep yep uh hey you sign up for the slow hand memories tour actually I should get into the kitchen leaving now keep up and that's where I had my first French hug that's where you feel a girls armpits we done yep we've hit every room
in the house not every room behind this very door are beta's greatest treasures our darkest Mysteries and our washer dryer pause for laughter only Brothers may enter the room of Secrets secret secret secrets you K want to see inside huh sure no what did I tell you Brothers only okay yep we get it moving on last stop that was the last stop you said that was the last stop one more there's one more thing yeah the best way to keep your secrets in is to put them in a room abled room of Secrets damn i
t and finally the beta house wall of Honor hey wait a second what's this whoa Hefty Jeff you frame that already I'm the house historian his dad owns a frame shop are you freaking kidding me soan calm down no you calm down bud you let a non brother drink out of beta and he CED in my CR corner b to the S it's okay Bob helped us prank the crap out of the alphas you'll prank with these guys but you won't prank with us you put the dead fish in their AC what that was my prank why wasn't I in on my pra
nk you should have called me I put my number in all of your cell phones Bob had a car the fish was starting to smell I bought that fish that's why when I have a fish I write my name on it in permanent marker sorry upep I I didn't know it was your fish you're right slow hand we screwed up if you want to take time off from hanging out here we would understand no that won't be necessary the important thing is you guys finally sacked up and pranked those Alphas yeah operation bobfish was a huge succ
ess yat fish it was a yat fish history will say it was a bob fish I'm so proud of my dad that stuff about Bob's problems in the bedroom was great you are a natural saleswoman thanks selling's easy just tell I about your husband and you're all set yeah yeah yeah throw it all out different crowd see that woman crying over there yeah the one with too much ey Shadow oh it's awful no I know anyway she just got dumped you tell me why a her friends threw with this party think you got an angle for her m
aybe yes I don't know good save it let's go sell some sex toys and Linda ow here your own pleasur olist coat a welcome to plist family Hey listen sweetie I just broke up too huh yeah I broke up with my husband my boyfriend yeah Bop jerk but guess what I found somebody better the sneaky pee oh hi it's nice to meet you what's your name Su Susan hi hi Pete I like you Susan I got a crutch on you I never felt this way before I want to go home to you with your bedside drawer and live there forever oh
now she's smiling woo we got another one tell her about the H dad what do you think the fra boys keep in their RM of Secrets I don't know Tina but whatever it is it attracts ants well don't you worry today we're getting in where Jean D is trying you got it guys you heard Dr Yap that room is off limits to non Brothers you're not a brother I'm basically a brother I'm more of a brother than you are Jean you've never even touched the Iguana I drank from its ass are you okay Dad I just i' like those
guys and and they like me and it's not just because we're always drunk oh my God Dr yeah what happened here the ERS hit us man they got us man it's pretty hard bro this could be payback for operation Bob Fish yeah fish and the worst thing is and they took they took a long hard look at your lifestyle no they took baa [Music] beta no I want everyone to see what the alphas did to me what happened slow hand I just came by the house with the new karaoke CD steady rocking booty jams volume two suddenl
y the alpha president barged in with his foot soldiers first they held me down and shaved me then they flung me over here and shoved me over there and beat up my face and then they took beta oh and they left this no no no no no freaking Alphas they have no respect for anything I going to go pee out the window you pee out the window that settles it I'm going to college poor beta you drink out of his butt what are the standards here in my day if the office hit us we hit him back twice as hard Brot
hers This Is War and if that means I need to move back into the house for the foreseeable future so be it and it does mean that oh okay get my room ready turd I'm in not I mean not to move in but to help we won't probably won't need you at all Bob I'll do whatever I'm in it for the long haul Brothers yeah we need Bob now more than ever yeah Bob's one of us all right it's all right it's fine thanks Bob you're in let's get up yeah yeah go get us take your time don't come back for a while P room of
Secrets time to spill your guts Bre [Music] Bre the due to reports of property damage beta Upsilon Pi Fraternity is hereby placed on probation signed Dean Dixon stupid Dean Dixon I hate that guy is it a guy he's the dean he's nice well probation or not this isn't over until we show the alphas they can't get away with disrespecting our lizard what about Dean Dixon's letter shouldn't we lay low turd's got a point thank you I'm one semester away from graduating oh H there are no jobs out there you
know that right listen to Bob even though he's technically not even a brother well if Bob's on board you know I'm on board t- Bird yeah bio the BT Express shoot shoot we're coming to awesome town just two passers today turd and Bob Brothers and not really brothers I give you operation spit take wow if I can't get the secrets out I'm going to put my secrets in I have a cat under my bed I've had it for 8 months I know about Jean's secret cat can't believe we'll never know what secrets are in the
room of Secrets or what laundry is in the room of Secrets wait a minute if the building's old and crappy there might be a laundry shoot oh that's weird I will correct ladies let's check out some secrets I'm good Tia yeah those aren't yours oh how how these get on tonight none other than Dean Dixon is hosting a banquet recognizing Campus Community Service and their guest of honor guess who it's the president of those iguana theming Alphas getting a special award for their so-called dedication to
raising thousands of dollars for cancer research oh come on what this douche spot doesn't know is that an award for fighting cancer isn't all he's going to get tonight yeah not if the betas have anything to do with it yeah to the Beta mobile we've got Alphas to crush oh crap the kids uh you guys go ahead I'll meet you there uh betas check out the past Brothers M if those sideburns could talk here's a magazine about jugs their secret is they love Pottery did I Mis hear them is this actually calle
d the room of suck rits no I think we heard them correctly it's the real of Secrets well these secrets suck oh here's Dr yap's class it's beta and a bunch of tiny clothes oh beta is turning his own fashion line no dummy this means the alpha never stole the Iguana hey you guys aren't supposed to be in beta we found him in the wall behind Dr yap's class photo why would beta be here in the house unless made up that whole story he [Music] wouldn't he would he would he would who would Dr Yap oh yeah
he would oh my God we have to stop him before he gets those kids kicked out of school it's all right they can move in with us dibs on turd I can't believe it y made up the whole thing he's been pranking his own frat it's the ones you least suspect sometimes not this [Music] time oh good Bob I thought you might have whed out you're just in time to see the alphas pay for taking beta I Know What You Did yep it's over recognize this iguana recognize this iguana tail are these briefs just curious the
y're mind now okay Bob you got me I took beta I thought a prank war would bring the brothers together and show them how much I mean to them so it wasn't the alphas at all those damn Alphas don't even know we exist yeah they seem pretty focused on their charity work I've been tping our house for years just to get this thing going okay this fake prank war ends now the brothers are already on probation yeah prank the alphas here and you'll get the house shut down so what they'll be Legends oh no wh
at's the prank yep well since you're too late to stop it I'll tell you first I dressed as a waiter and snuck into the banquet while they were setting up oh my God how long is this story then I drilled a hole in the stage and underneath I planted the splatter Master saliva Kake the what are you insane I don't know is it insane to like the spit of every patient who's passed through my office for the past 6 months and put it in a pony ceg absolutely not necessarily right now all the Bas are under t
he stage with the kig waiting for that Dean Dixon to introduce his Alpha lap dog and when the alpha president steps up to the podium sprlo this is a great plan we're doing this no we're not Louise come on Y no it's all so easy for you isn't it Bob you just mosed into the Beta house and stole their hearts with your hamburgers and your perfect body yep I'm sorry okay and I get it the fraternity is great it's like being in a family of guys with beer and karaoke suck a punch oh we're definitely swit
ching dentists no you'll never get a better family dentist who's in your provider Network hello I'm I'm Dean Dixon and you're all expelled just kidding except for you you're expelled just kidding oh God he started his intro I've got to do something you're too late dad you'll never stop it now I've got to try uh now I'd like to introduce a truly outstanding young man me hello I am the Honor's uh twin brother H not identical twins obviously but I'm 20 years old excuse me um that's okay Dean thanks
have a seat you know what I like about my brother he's nice he he wouldn't hurt a fly much less I don't know I'm just naming animals here and iguana please have her removed I want everyone in the room to know even people who might be under this stage right now that the alpha president would not hurt or kidnap an iguana right maybe he would no he wouldn't those are the kind of things our crazy oldest brother would do though you know our crazy Asian dentist older brother I point him out but I hav
e a slow hand a slow hand Dad should leave the jokes to Dean Dixon ha ha come on help that out are you talking to us don't set off the spit keg um let's go out and ask him what he means Hi how are you excuse me who are these young men I probably should have come to rehearsal but no y no dad um you've got a little on your right here I did it yep yep y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y what what are we working with here what's going on are these cougar couga cougar coua kind of a coua poodle mix coua
doodle wow cou doodle open the sample case yeah they're very smart Bobby why are you all at wow hi guys I brought the guys for burgers I've kind of been forgetting to feed them sorry Dean Dixon banned you in slow hand from campus but thank you cuz you know you de yappa fight us with that guy banned from the Frat my GPA might go up yeah sorry Yap called you a nerd for doing homework and that I said I agreed with him what is what is happening right now what is this go for it man I don't know what
to do from here b r ah ah how do you like that why are none of these guys interested woo tonight everybody gets PA my sisters are my brothers I'm going to go pee out a window wait why is everybody holding [Music] vibrators freaky freaky freakyyyy saky sneaky shy shy shy sneaky so sneaky freakyy Frey saky saky saky I want to go home to you you de live there [Music] forever who those are the birds why are they making that noise H ofo they've been screeching that way for the last 8 hours where are
they from they came from a horrible crappy Farm okay just sign the form I want to get out of here those give me the creeps come on how back in it be they're just a bunch of cute little birdies they're probably hungry yeah here you go buddy you want some pressure my hand my hand not you beautiful [Music] hand whoa look out everyone dangerous curves ahead Turkey Trot looking hot do you like these pants I got do you Bob do you yes I like them they're fine I love them wait wait let me put my belt on
you sure got enough water Mom hey you got to stay hydrated plus look how little they are so tiny a oh can't wait to get out there 500 live turkeys running with us it's going to be like the running of the bulls but cute and safe M and we'll be on the half price rides having full pric fun Dad are you still mad at us for going to the festival mad no I'm thrilled because you were kind of mad the other day what no I was I wasn't oh right cuz that's what Thanksgiving is for running around with a bunc
h of birds and going on rides well fine go but you know what I am not making dinner he's taking this pretty well no you're crying I just calmly said that if you all go to fish odor's dumb Festival instead of spending the day here I will not be making dinner day off for old Bob no big deal no big deal the turkey baster is in the drawer probably pretty happy not to work and so am I all right come on don't want to be late for the tur tacul turkey Town Festival and turkey TR fine you all go have a t
ur tacular time so we'll bring home some Chinese food yep or whatever you want for thanks I mean regular dinner okay don't start a brothel while we're gone just kidding you can and no making a fort out of the couch cushions just kidding you can but don't turn that Fort into a brothel just kidding you can oh my God just I mean it's illegal but I know just leave nice stems thank you I'm wearing hose to compress my varicose RS Penny I didn't know you were going to run no I'll probably walk I just w
anted to see the turkeys I worked on a turkey race one summer when I was 14 I learned a lot about life I a lot about turkey feces sounds like a magical summer Teddy now let's hit the rides we're not going to get Whiplash just standing here here good luck mom Bob at home cook it away nah he's boycotting Thanksgiving this year what yeah what Bob loves Thanksgiving I know he's mad that we all wanted to come here instead of sitting around on the couch all day waiting for food poor Bob what a tragedy
well the real tragedy is that I don't have time to get nachos before we start you know what maybe I to so I say we start on the scramble pan and work our way back to Violent mountain and then the bruise Cru I wouldn't mind a trip on the tickle booat the Jean they closed it remember that guy died oh right but what a way to go yeah scrambled pan it is this is great not celebrating Thanksgiving is kind of great I like it I'm alone I can do whatever I want I could sit in my not usual spot on the co
uch I could even cross my legs and no one would make fun of me Felix yes have all the turkeys been fed we aren't going to have a repeat of the unfortunate finger nibbling incident no Calvin the turkeys are fine and the chickens and the Ducks and the geese geese you were supposed to get 500 turkeys Felix you had one thing to do one I tried turkeys are scarce right now for some reason I wonder why that could be oh I'm sorry I let you down again by buying a bunch of dangerous birds that oh my God t
he mic is on hi oh oh I hope you all enjoyed those Thanksgiving jokes we were just making a little light Thanksgiving humor I love humor I do love to laugh now on behalf of myself and my brother Calvin we'd like to welcome you all to the first annual tacular turkey Town Festival all right is everybody ready for some P Tre in motion those wordss don't sound right hey regular sized Rudy I didn't know you were a scrambling man I'm not usually but since my parents are divorced I got to have two dinn
ers so I'm trying to make myself throw up breakfast one time I had two dinners because all he was too sick to eat his I had malaria let's quit yaking and get cracking Mickey come on let's do this set it to maximum okay hold on to your heads like this so your necks won't break and now the beginning of a new Thanksgiving tradition that's fun for the whole family the running of the turkey Etc on your mark get set go oh my God oh my God run run run oh pretty good pretty good I'll try right over left
now yep yep also good no first first first firstc me no what what happened ah I'm short Wiggly oh I'm toing Wiggly oh oh it's the fun mirror it's the fun [Music] mirror lenda lenda it's me Teddy from your town Ted what what's going on Teddy how did I get in here when the birds attacked most people gotone away but you got knocked out by this freaky oneeyed Cyclops turkey so I picked you up and carried you here waa how long have I been out the lot's changed we don't have to start repopulating the
Earth yet but eventually we might have to do just that I don't know Teddy how long have I been in here five maybe 6 minutes oh oh my God the kids where are the kids put I'm a vegan know can't believe Mickey left us here those birds are getting awfully close I hope they don't have tickets for this ride we got to get off this thing and Ollie you seem like you're up for a challenge of getting off the ride and shutting it down we'll try anything yeah I tried shrimp at my aunt's house great go get o
ut what happened we traveled through time I guess I'll give it a whirl literally hey welcome back we're going to die like we were born spinning around in an egg that really makes you think this is great don't have to keep getting up to base base not want not you get it yes I don't have to storm the base steel get it kind of it was a prison in France the Bas deal and I said Bas deal oh I'm here live at the warf where today's Turkey Trot turned into turkey Terror what exactly happened in there tod
ay I assure you it wasn't that bad really I mean people overreacted that's all those birds went crazy man they tried to kill us hey that man is clearly insane you saw his outfit so you closed the gates to keep the birds in that's right their wings are clipped that means that they're contained but what about the people was anyone left inside no that would be a PR nightmare which we are not having today no thank you oh today was nothing less than a total success there's your headline yes write tha
t down we're on live television to make it into a graphic a fun one that spins in total success yeah we'll get right on that okay did that went well yes I think it did too did we go home for dinner yes I am starving yeah did everyone get out by the way uh no no no I mean they were screaming when I closed the gate so I don't think so but who's going to believe them right oh oh we're still recording oh dear lord well look at that yep happened twice now oh well look at them where' they come from po
ultry prison yeah this is bad the pecking order is all messed up what pecking order what are you talking about every turkey group has one guy who can Peck everyone then the guy below him who can pck everyone except for the top guy and so on until the Sad Sack who can't pick anyone oh that's terrible it's like the ladies on The View yeah with all these birds and people mixed they don't know what to do they're packing everything it's chaos well we still got to go find the kids let's just tiptoe pa
st them ready ready it's him Cyclops that's the one who knocked it down earlier oh God he hates me oh my God I know what's happening what we rejected Thanksgiving and now it's attacking us that's crazy L these turkeys are just all mixed up they were keeping him with other birds it's biology not Hocus Pocus oh I love that movie how are we ever going to find the kids they're on the scramble pan oh my God the birds have learned to talk no no it's me Mickey Mickey Mickey the kids are on the scramble
pan what I I can't hear you I said turn on your microphone what here uh my kids are on the scramble pan yeah I uh saw them as I was leaving them there and uh running over here to hide you abandon my kids sort of but uh you know they're safer on the ride so I kind of did the right thing if you think about it oh man you can only eat an animal for so long it's the turkeyy time to rule the Earth now we had our chance and we blew it no it's the packing order it's the spirit of Thanksgiving that's cr
azy talk don't call me crazy it's not crazy stop fighting we're turning on each other this is exactly what they want you got to get the kids Mickey you got to come with us we need your help to turn off the ride I would love to do that Linda I'm actually really comfortable here hiding in these stuffed animals I just feel safe with these guys I'm sorry that looks nice that gives me an idea Mickey we're coming [Music] over hey daytime whiskey want to meet my CD collection I feel like you guys would
hit it off Don a summer it's [Music] summertime tonight it's all the way heyy turn [Music] off Shane T Louise hey wait is that Mom yes she said my name first mom help all right Mickey turn it off and do oh shoot I threw the key into the ocean you what I didn't want the birds to get it we can't let this technology fall into their hands is there another way to turn it off wait there's a drunk operator override switch on the ride what all the rides in the park have them in case the operator gets g
et drunk and goes on the ride leaving no one to turn it off oh smart okay here I go just like turn off a bicycle oh God I'm going to burn guys I can do this oh God so dizzy oh God this is bad oh nause seriously we've been on this thing for a freaking hour and no one's barfed she ain't even had a snack looks like it's up to Mama holy moly the thing cannot be safe for children but you and dog seem to be doing really well with it if only had something to throw at the switch oh my God my water babie
s goodbye baby bottle little Karen okay no problem I got nine more okay this is the last one little Timmy you're always my favorite please let someone else do it I can do [Music] it Rudy one asthma Z are you okay my babies yep I'm probably always going to move in little circles like this though uh-oh looks like we've got company Bad Company and not the band probably everyone relax We're Here those birds are crazy look what one of them did to my night stick please step aside let us take care of t
his all right who's in control edible control open them [Music] up baby turn on that old roll up going to dance tonight that's right okay here we go oh God we're surrounded who has to be in charge of my EP pin I'm allergic to GE and Ducks I will not invite you to my duck duck goose party then understood Teddy what are you doing I'm hooping and hollering this is how I used to get the turkeys to follow me on the farm save yourselves out of my memory Linda remember remember my name Teddy don't try
to stop me Louise I'm just remembering your name it's Teddy right I'll never forget his incredible legs they looked like hot dogs we have to get to the front Gates help must be there by now woo great dancing Bob time to reward myself with some beer oh hello uh turkey baster how how are you good good yeah good I'm I'm doing really good yeah actually funny I was just uh I was I was just talking about you well um it was good to see you I I should get back to yeah it was it was nice to see you you l
ook great what I I I I I see you okay you've made your point fine is this what you want are you happy now yeah yeah that's good you wanted to come out you want to do this right now you want to do this right now that's a that's classic that's classic you turkey baster classic you not fitting in the drawer deliberately not that's great oh come on don't look at me like that turkey baster don't look at me like that I I didn't want this you think I wanted this but I didn't I didn't this isn't what I
wanted I never wanted to be apart from you it was all an act it was it was a lie oh God that's so much not you know what I'm going to do it you're right turkey baster I'm Bob I make dinner it's not too late the grocery store is open for another hour we can still do this let's go let's go get up can't oh my god let's get up drunk I am dizzy I'm really dizzy oh my God I got to sit down give us give us a minute please remain indoors I repeat there's been a poultry brace disturbance please remain in
doors [Music] poultry oh come on everyone get behind there is no one here no one came for us no one even cared I'm going to die here we're all going to die I'm sorry I'm sorry thank you well I've decided to go join the Bur Birds I eat lots of bread already and I'm tired of fighting goodbye I'll miss you but I understand what is that I know that sound wait a minute you can't be it is the old tickle boat I hope you guys aren ticklish because the boat tickle boat son of a [ __ ] I was thinking if t
hat L the whole way here pretty good right pretty good hey can we get in we're coming Bobby went to store real quick love forever Bob the perfectly good note that doesn't sound drunk at all we're almost there hey look I'm giving those birds the bird mom mom can we do it too uh yes just today cuz it's a holiday like this up up higher higher oh I feel it it's so insulting I'll never do that [Music] again this is fun the two of us we should go on more walks Happy Thanksgiving friendly guy hey caref
ul I think that guy was drunk hello huh that's weird okay just got to grab every single thing for dinner that's no problem bye auny bye olly Happy Thanksgiving go go go go go I'm thankful that you saved all these life I'm thankful you saved Andy's life now get out of here Bob Bobby we're home we're sorry we didn't mean to leave you alone as I Dad if you're hiding that's fun he's not hiding a giblets we're going to get Daddy at the store Rudy honey are you sure you don't want us to drop you off a
t home I'm going with you I kind of want to see how this one ends oh sweet Rudy you probably won't live to see the end oh there you are the one that Almost Got Away hello oh waa you're an actual turkey that's standing there and you have only one eye not that that's bad he he was like this when I found him cuz it's a grocery store what what are you doing here okay everyone follow [Music] me run run oh my God it's Cyclops what the hell is happening we didn't do Thanksgiving right we didn't listen
to you and now Thanksgiving is attacking us that makes sense no it's biological no it's the beginning of the turkey Revolution Bob we got to pick sides ow he pecked me holy crap that hurts oh God the final peckening packed that's it packed I think Teddy was right I was and I know what to do you do Teddy was right yeah ow Lenn what are you doing I'm getting to the top of the pecking order lenda you're a genius rise ow damn it son of a [Music] [ __ ] waa did that actually work stand back let's see
I'm the alpha turkey yeah that's what I thought those stuff each other so the tickle booat wait the tickle booat that killed that guy yeah let's go go go go go come on go all right move move go go go well everyone here's to us we've been through so much in the last wait stop wait wait I want to say here is to Bob on his favorite day Bob yes thank you great and here's to Linda Queen of the turkeys she really knows how to Peck people Queen of the peckers a nice and speaking of turkey who wants so
me wait no one wants turkey appropriate ever again I can still smell them Bob they're inside my mind nose I'll make spaghetti yeah I can't have pasta but I'll eat a bowl of sauce I'll make sauce fine I'm putting on Donna Summer though who's Donna Summer oh Rudy you are going to lover well Felix should we do the wishbone yes I guess we should what was that what was what come do the wishbone come come on no no no I heard something outside you didn't hear that what was that come I wish you would co
me to the wishbone all right I guess I win my life and I just want to let you know got my finger on theer got my finger on the n Ain Let It Go Mama used to tell me girl you better load your good up right she said yeah you got to come out smoking hit it with your best shot every time Super Bowl weekend is starting early no no no higher every year it starts earlier and earlier like ant season under Jean's bed I'm having my own Super Bowl blowout this year I'm holding all of my BMS until half time
when I will make a super bowel jeane Can't Hold You poops in all right you got to set them free well they go down the Sue and they find their families and they're happy I'm their family I raised them hey you know what we should do our own Super Bowl promotion you know for people who want the option to have good food great idea dad we can have people over and order a bunch of tie what no Tina I'm talking about our food oh right that'll work too what's that jerk up to what do you want Jimmy hey sa
w your little sign what are you going to do listen to the game on the radio and then go out and tell everybody what happened come on what are you talking about you don't have a TV see how we do it's right there right there where I don't where oh yeah little fella yeah and it has good horizontal holes sh how old is that thing the players are all going to have English accents ah cuzz England's old don't hold my hand get out of here Jimmy yeah it's no wonder every year my place is packed for the ga
me while you serve two customers he's talking about us look alive Mort go yeah well well we have our own Super Bowl idea Jimmy yeah is it my super bowel bigger impossible all our idea is going to get us more business on Sunday than you yeah that's right yeah you go dad our place will be packed and yours will be empty like TR Soul whoa I'm sorry yeah it's cute did you think that Bob almost as cute as your little cooking booties they happen to be clogs Jimmy yeah will go back to Holland you windmi
ll he's not a windmill you'll see Jimmy my idea is going to destroy you Monday morning you're going to be like what the hell happened and I'm going to be like Bob's idea happened so what do you got Bob I got nothing huh nuts no d we've got nothing thanks Tina here's something it's a grocery list hry back and I'll make zucchini and weenie paninis you love them yay yay what am I going to do to bring in more business can't let pesto win again I have an idea what is it zucchini you could kill Jimmy
pesto yeah I could kill him yeah kill him today with me shove me down his throat that's a great idea no one is a perfect murder let's open that truck or or what nothing forget it just go back in the bag a 15-second local Super Bowl commercial is only $3,000 we can afford it barely I don't know Bob we'd have to empty almost all our savings what if it doesn't work it will work when everyone in the by County area sees our commercial they'll come to our restaurant I didn't know our count he was by g
ood for us I'm telling you Lynn we'll make that money back and then some this is just about you wanting to one up Jimmy pesto no Lynn the fact that our commercial will play on all of Jimmy Pesto's stupid 18 televisions during the game has nothing nothing to do with it this is about growing our family business we'll get so big we'll run Mor off his land and take his goats we'll get so rich we'll never be happy again $3,000 is a lot of money Bobby but a Super Bowl commercial is a game changer Lynn
and it'll be fun no we'll put the whole family in it no I don't think so you could sing a song Let's Do It the bels are making a commercial a family commercial finally people have a reason to watch the Super Bowl this is an impressive savings account here and then here's yours see the difference yes good planning careful saving no apparent plan small random deposits yes I I uh I get it something nothing okay you've made your point good I mean I shouldn't even be showing you this other account b
ut I couldn't think of another way to try to help you well actually it's kind of hurtful oh yes I'm I'm basically emptying our account but it's worth it to have a commercial during the Super Bowl I mean I'll be back in here in no time depositing twice as much oh that'll be fun I'll have our vault enlarged okay uh financing is in place now we just need a $3,000 idea for the family commercial so uh let's do it what do we got Bobby I know a guy who used to be in the NFL I bet you could get him real
ly that could be great I don't know celebrity endorsement sounds a little hoyy toyy yeah that might be a little slick for us it's something pesto would do we'll keep it simple just the food and the family how about Logan uh where's the burger between Bob's buns H um well not that how about this Bob's Burgers like a beef in the night no you can be the joint beefs of staff I don't think so um how about uh I beef you beef we'll all beef the that Bob's Burgers not great Teddy something like that oh
oh come meet our family and let us meet you get it meet hey Louise that's pretty good I'm the smart one that's good yeah that could work Lynn you you could sing that yeah yeah yeah yes now I hear it Jean give me something bouncy mom go two three come meet our family let us meet you bobsburger yes that's great I mean not that exactly but something like that I mean we'll work on it it just flew out of me I don't just came out wow I love that yeah then we just add some dialogue and show the burgers
that this is going to work not to be a Missy pissy but how are we going to make the commercial in Just 4 days well there is one guy we could call I love it that'll be $1,500 worth it this is Randy I still can't believe you want to work with Randy how many times are you going to let him hurt you we don't know anyone else who can do this stuff and he's cheap I wrote it I should be the one directing it not some idiot Louise all the best movies were written directed by one girl the man did glue a w
ig on a cow and that worked out all right here he is get it out now ry's a pain in the butt he has bad breath he be sitting down facing the toilet he smells like a hamster cage he's average height Tina that's not really an insult okay here he is hey buddy hello belchers you're stupid what nothing hey uh what did you think about the script what did I think about the script oh quick question did a kid write it actually yes this kid me and just to explain who's in charge this is a point and shoot o
peration I point and you shoot well we will see about that no I'm the puppet master and you're the guy who gets the Puppet Master a glass of water uh puppets can't get water for people that's not true there's a lot of movies where get water I am a filmmaker name one movie where puppets get water for people pretty woman I will have to rent that and see Randy look at this pretty good huh miniature City for our big final shot it's not awful and Linda and Tina unroll the banner with glamour w we sin
g lovely and where's the banner there oh there wow that's great you spelled meat with little hamburgers so you know it's meat they look like little butts Tina yeah it works on every level and action only I say action and I just said so action come meet a family and let our family meet you hey meet me cut cut cut cut cut everybody stop saying cut I will say cut my fault butter figers over here everyone was wrong cut for your blooper real right show that at the rck party at Bob's Burgers we use on
ly the freshest ingredients cut Tina what was that a sexy hair flip why was it too sexy oh just why are you doing that it's for my wow factor so Jimmy junr sees the commercial and goes wow stick to the script Tina you can weird it up in the mirror whenever you want K doll and action burgerzilla Bobs Burgers has the biggest flavor in all the land chane what and Cinda so come come by Bobbers today after the game and cue the banner tell us football sent you and cut that's a WAP I'm a director we di
d it I did it I did we're the best family ever you you oh my God oh my God you love it oh my God we're screwed oh my God we screwed do you love it no oh my God we're screwed we're screwed oh my God are screwed are screwed do you love it no oh my God we're screwed we're screwed we're really really really screwed hey Bob what do you think why did I think this was a good idea why did I throw all our money away on this despite the brilliant camera work I think the problem is the script written by a
99-year-old whoa whoa whoa learn to direct you hack I am learning Bobby it's not that bad it is that bad Lynn the banner broke Tina did that weird thing with her hair Teddy can't catch a burger I just couldn't get my head around my character all right so what do we do Mr super troll we already bought the air time we got to air something here's what you need to do fire Randy I don't think that's the answer I'll direct it like I should have in the first place and it'll freaking Sparkle maybe I cou
ld try spitting my hair the other way like this huh Teddy what's the name of that NFL guy you know no Sandy fry want me to call him no do you think he'd work for less than $500 well he really wants to break into acting he'd probably do it just for the experience great what we can tell people to come to Bob's Burgers after the game and meet a real NFL player they'll be running out of pesos to come here a football player in a Super Bowl commercial it's a slam dunk you want to replace my commercial
a Sandy fry not replace Louise just re-shoot a little add some stuff I thought a celebrity endorsement was too slick for us let's just take the family out of the family commercial then we'll take the burgers out then the restaurant out it'll be great it's still a family commercial Louise we're just adding a new member to the family who has name recognition and is more appealing mom you're letting this happen well you know I let a lot of stuff happen I don't like jeans haircut what I want to fea
ther it come here I want my name off this project and my last name off my name now just Louise Louise Sandy can can fry here we go highlight reel why do they call him can can oh yeah I remember every time he sacked a quarterback he'd celebrate by doing the can c that was his thing it was a simpler time I also brought in some props to make the new final shot look more football some pom poms for Linda ra pom poms for the mom moms for Jean I brought this mouth guard which I need back by tonight I g
rind my teeth and a referee shirt for Louise no way I'm not being the referee I took the shirt off my teddy bear and you're the only one who it'll fit tough break Randy sorry about your naked bear Louise a word please listen to me I know we've had our differences but I need this admit you're a hack and I'll do it I am not a hack then I'm not a ref fine I'm a hack but I'm learning and soon I won't be a hack but you you'll always be a little girl he said he's a hack just so you know good girl Loui
se cooperation did someone here order an NFL legend because next door they did not and they yelled at me to leave hi I'm Sandy thanks for giving me an opportunity to act in your commercial I've been working on my accents which would you prefer good day mate or that's a spicy I um I can you do a Russian accent can I hey I'm a Russian it's a so cold it's a no I cannot I'm sorry I think just your regular voice will be great Sandy I'm playing myself yes you got it Bob I'm here to carry out your visi
on even if you don't want me to do an accent now that's a great attitude great attitude terrible concept for a commercial hack director let's do this yeah let's do this I being sarcastic Sandy and I was ignoring it little tiny person why do you eat at Bob's Burgers Sandy because your Burgers go great with fry Sandy can can fry right on see it's already working people love Sandy except that guy ruined the shot because your Burgers go great with fry okay that's a WRA wow great day everyone great d
ay hey all this acting makes me hungry let's celebrate with some sesame CH blast um we don't have that and maybe some toasted jalapeno points is that a thing mozzarella volcano um we just have Burgers and Fries so see Sunday okay great Sandy thank you you are amazing you are amazing Sandy I want to marry you so I can be poob can can I wouldn't take his name I'm thinking uh what if we maybe zoom in a little more like that a little more that little more something like this more this little more th
is perfect enjoy it while it's at last pesto soon they'll all be coming here Bob's Burgers Bob speaking hello dear I'd like to make a reservation oh uh actually that's a good idea we're going to be slammed uh what time would you like to come in um you're an idiot a clock it's just Jimmy P here hilarious Jimmy looks like whatever dumb idea you had to out do me really PID off not my idea will pay off Jimmy oh really you have no idea what's coming your way here's what's coming your way hey hey hang
that up for me would you stupid pesto how much longer till half time my contractions are 9 minutes apart just go to the bathroom Jean you made it all the way to Sunday it's still heroic you just don't understand the pageantry of the super bowel oh my God it's almost kickoff our commercial is going to air any minute oh God I'm so excited I can't wait to see it Bobby hey we're on I'm already Addicted to Fame and carbs now I'll be recognized for something other than wearing my shirt backwards at s
chool that one time at Bob's Burgers we only use the freshest ingredients and we grind our meat right here M that's a 10 yard penalty for Unnecessary deliciousness hey you're NFL great Sandy can can fry and you're Bob come see me here after the Super Bowl he'll give you the best burger you've ever had and I'll give you a high five tell me Sandy why do you like Bob's Burger so much because Bob's Burgers goes great with fry Bobbers conveniently located on Ocean Avenue open Monday through Friday Al
so Saturday and Sunday can can wow that turned out great but the family was barely in it you didn't even show my hair flip and where was the Giant Burger boy who peas mustard the star of the commercial you cut out all of the singing all of it I told you Dad threw us under the bus hey I understand you're all disappointed but Randy and I thought this was the best way to go and Sandy is so great and likable is this what you wanted dad all you had to do was ask yeah Dad happy now no I mean yes about
our commercial but no no get used to it Dad this is all we can't can't do from now on yeah oh yeah well this is what's going to get us customers how long are we going to can can cuz this is hurting it doesn't and you do it until you die yeah ow hey look sand is still on TV what so Sandy fry why will you be at Jimmy pesto signing autographs during and after the Super Bowl you know instead of at some stupid greasy Burger Shack because Jimmy Pesto's Pizza goes great with fries all right what the h
ell that doesn't even make sense Pizza doesn't go well with fry I don't believe it pesto stole our commercial we're sunk he beat us again who say the family you turned your back on yeah now you know how we feel Bob the betrayer is betrayed karma's a [ __ ] and then you die I'm so upset I don't even have to go to the bathroom anymore either that or maybe I'm going right now oh I really do still have to go quite a bit what are you doing I'm going to go settle up with pesto God I can't get this apr
on off stop you're like a mental patient in a straight jacket Tina untie the back karma's a [ __ ] oh my God forget it I'll wear it over there great commercial Bob I'm being sarcastic it was terrible you youve never support me Randy I always watch the game here Bob you down in front yeah down in front front butt yeah you make a Better Door than a window and you're fat H classic you stole my commercial Jimmy you stole him oh hey Bob Pizza no I don't want pizza I'm angry at you oh because of the c
ommercial yes Sandy how could you before you reject my olive branch which is pizza with olives let me explain after I finished shooting your commercial I came here to get some imaginative appetizers and some pizza two things you don't serve and I may have told Jimmy pesto that I'm an actor now and I had just shot a commercial with you to air during the Super Bowl which in hindsight is probably how Jimmy got the idea to do one himself with the same tagline but I hired you first if I hurt your fee
lings or broke a contract with you that was an honest mistake live and learn yeah Bob live and learn and lose again all right that's it unplug unplug no stay calm everyone I'll back on in a second hey that's that guy from that commercial oh good you saw my commercial you copied pesto what no I did it first pesto copied me private baby copy cat Cry Baby Cy no the commercial with Sandy was my idea and Jimmy pesto stole it thr at me wow it's getting physical over there let's just remember him as he
was and move on well can't leave him there come on let's go get him fine wait let's let him get hit by one more meatball there it is okay let's go I'd go with you but I don't want to give up my seat it's a good spot no stop it no this guy am I right anyway would you like to see an outake from our family commercial uh sure did I wow you I guess yes ow come on 36% oh my God none of this ever should have happened I I made a great commercial with my family it was funny and cute well it wasn't that
funny but it was good well it wasn't that good but but it was us and I scrapped it to make a commercial I thought would get more customers I never should have done that hey 59% folks thank you Sandy oh no I was just responding to the 59% 62 don't you don't no no don't clap for that listen listen to me I I made a terrible commercial but my food's good you should try it someday they're back on they're back on the TVs are on everybody the game all right now you get out of here go stand on your own
counter it's already dirty yeah Bobby let's go Linda kids we heard every word Bob that was beautiful took you a while to get there but you finally realized I was right as always that was just so moving speaking of moving I think my butt water broke I'll be right back don't go Je wait thought you were leaving we're going to jeene just had to use your stupid bathroom it's for customers only can I get a pesto colada Lenn why I'm sorry I couldn't hold you until halftime if I did I can only imagine y
ou'd be an even more Super bowel we'll try it again next year goodbye handsome you look like a fighter I hope you go down I got blushing I kept flushing oh my God you kept flushing what what happened what what happened he's a fighter he's a fighter we have the move Jean super vowel oh you kept pushing the [Music] toilet oh my God go save yourselves just remember me tell them what happened today My Heart Will Go On oh hey there's my commercial for Trans noodles cuz trans noodles go great with fri
es I was in a lot of commercials today oh my God they're all leaving pesos they'll have to come to us we'll be packed well three people H three people Jimmy yeah our food is great our st's full of surprises so come on down to Bobs B some burgers Andes come meet our family let us meet you come meet our family let us meet you with B Burgers has the biggest flavor in all the land the flavor so [Music] [Applause] big come meet our family that's let us meet you meet me meet our family that's let us m
eet you meet me [Music] BB Bobbers conveniently located on Ocean Avenue open Monday [Music] through [Music] another di math test and if I don't get at least a be on the next one I've got to go to a medial math remedial math huh on your first day in there steal the biggest kid's pencil yeah and then sharpen it and give it back what do I tell my grandchildren they used to be bad at math oh Grandma I'm not going to remedial math because I'm going to get a tutor who will teach me what my teacher cou
ld not I don't know why we're getting yell that you know what's this weekend Bobby Valentine's Day oh crap I I mean I I don't mean crap Lynn I I know you love Valentine's Day I just feel like I never get it quite right no you do not no you're horrible at it well I mean a couple times I got you something nice remember I got that oil change for the car right yeah that was for you that was nice yeah this year you don't have to worry because I got it all figured out Tada wow what is it it's a Valent
ine's Advent calendar this year we're doing Valentine's days Valentine's days say goodbye to the pressure of being super romantic on one day and say hello to being somewhat romantic for a bunch of days leading up to the big V yeah behind each little door is a romantic activity that I've already thought of oh you plan stuff that's right huh all right that sounds better right open up day one Bobby come on let me let me let let me open it no Teddy go okay uh sexy cooking sexy cooking I knew it yeah
I don't exactly know what that means but if it means I'm not going to screw up Valentine's Day then I am in I love it we're in Rosa Rosa Rosa Daryl huh what I need your help could you tutor me at math not taking on new clients all my post tutoring pre video game free time is going to robotics I'm building a companion robot for my grandpa he gives him pills and plays Jazz but if I don't get help I've got to go to remedial math ooh that's tough good luck wait what about Tutor me on Saturday I'm n
ot going to the Valentine's Day dance so maybe and you assume because I'm a nerd I'm not going either what oh I'm sorry I assumed you weren't going for a totally different reason yeah I'm not going that's it double nerd huh come with me we got to talk in private I'll tutor you if you'll be my dat to the Valentine's dance oh Daryl I'm flattered but I'm semi involved with someone Jimmy Jr he's semi not involved with me right now but we're working through it no I don't really want to go to the danc
e with you I want to go with Rosa Batista then why don't you ask Rosa I can't She's Out of My League I'm in seventh grade she's in eighth I think she still sees me as a little boy that peed down the slide in second grade oh that was you I heard it was off a swing some of it may have gotten on the swing but listen do you remember who won Cupid's couple at last year's seventh eighth grade Valentine's dance um Michael Carlos and Tracy Schwarz right and after they broke up seventh grade Michael cari
sh started dating 8ighth grade Jena whoever wins Cupid's couple can date anyone they want when they break up if we fake date we could win and then if we fake break up I could date Rosa and you could date Jimmy junor H but why would students vote you and me to be Cupid's couple because of the double nerd angle I'm not a nerd you kind of are not we'll be too adorable to lose a negative times a negative is a positive that can't be right we'll cover that in tutoring so do we have a deal uh feels kin
d of wrong to mess with love Jim me Junior we'd have to be careful I've seen enough romantic comedies to know you're probably going to fall for me I won't fall for you okay it's just that you're probably going to fall for me don't I won't good fite that feeling I won need to okay fake boyfriend let's fake do this your hand is sweaty like a forehead I know it's an issue oh my God are you two a couple now you do the math no um yeah we are well nibble my Dibble how long y'all been going out today s
ince today but earlier I never really thought about either of you that much but you guys make a cute couple yeah it's like neither of you are cute but together you're cute we're both humans who wear glasses waa volume Daryl yeah man we're right here you all right buddy Daryl sweetie will you come with me for a sec and check my hair for li no okay we'll be right back I'm losing so much water out of my Palms I'll be dead by morning pull together Daryl maybe I was wrong about this I don't know how
to be a boyfriend you haven't dated anyone and I've only dated two and a half boys but I've thought about boys in relationships a lot mhm like a lot I mean a lot okay so how about this you'll be my math tutor and I'll be your boyfriend tutor okay like if you don't know what to say just give me a tiny side hug um oh God okay um not like that decent hug but do it silently next time good news neither of us have lice so hello again everyone oh you guys are so cute together thanks Rosa you're welcome
by Bye by bye oh bye are Daryl and Tina holding hands Tina hasn't pined after Daryl for one second and that girl can Pine hey Lynn can you take this to table four what the hell was that sexy cooking oh okay right she got you whipped cream sexy R very teddy uh now's not really the best time Lynn come here it's the lunch rush come on come here also can you take that burger to table for I could or you can try and find the strawberry I've hidden somewhere on my body what are you talking about find
the strawberry strawberry Trail no I don't know not right now wait is that it right there and your pocket mhm so it's in there yeah you come and get it well it's all dirty now cuz it's in your apron with a dirty dish rag so dirty hurry up it's getting all mushy well I don't really want to now it has a dish rag on it sure you do I really don't I don't want that one no open up open up fine I'll take a nipple Lyn you're gagging Tina hey back from tutoring I see have a seat my sister sure so FAL boy
friend you girlfriend mhm really really okay you broke me Daryl and I are pretending we're dating so we can win Cupid's couple at the dance and then we can go out with whoever we want and I stay in normal math I knew math was responsible please don't tell if anyone knows we're faking then we won't win right bribe please okay well the winners of hit's couple get a $50 frozen yogurt gift card I guess you guys can have that if we win sh you had me at gets a $50 frozen yogurt gift card now a boyfrie
nd should always give his girlfriend compliments like you could tell me I did a great job of opening my locker on the first try I should compliment you on that that my locker has a mine of its own which I respect but also sometimes I just need to get my books uh okay hey great job opening your locker on the first try Tina oh thanks wao that is some sweet talk I know right it's so cute how their glasses reflect off each other yeah like two mirrors they go on forever infinite stuff trips me out oh
no there's a spider on your back ew get it off get it off no it's not real it's my hand it's a cute game we play it's our thing but I hate spiders could it be a beetle sure oh no there's a beetle on your back a bugs are like the new hugs stupid sure hit that couple right in the rump huh it's the Romance of the century and it has nothing to do with yogurt I'm having a really good time with you tonight I don't think everyone heard you you got to yell over the music oh right I'm having a really go
od time with you tonight oh man look at Chloe and Zach's slow dance they're so slow wow they're barely moving how do we compete with that we cannot let them win Cupid's Coupes hold on I got a good idea hey who's having a great Valentine's Day day well I'm having a greater time because I'm here with the number one girlfriend in the world TI Bel hi a I want someone to stretch out my name like that jeline DJ slow Jammy girl I wish you were in all my classes and when we kiss we hit our glasses now l
et's slow dance like more [Music] thank you good night wow Daryl where did that come from girlfriend's like surprises you taught me that hey you know I might push us over the top right now I guiss great idea let's make this look [Music] real wow who knew Daryl was total boyfriend material I know I didn't know but now I know you know going to win this thing we should probably kiss one more time just in case someone was tying their shoes and missed it right good thinking so are you ready to see wh
at we got for actual Valentine's Day I don't know if I am ready it's uh it's been a rough week yeah we've had some misfires and an actual fire yeah yeah ooh bubble bath well it's hard to mess up a bubble bath and Jean and Louis are asleep so that sounds good oh Bobby oh hello there get in here you it's nice and bubly yeah there's a lot of bubbles yeah I used the whole bottle use the whole bottle you're supposed to use like a teaspoon it's like toxic all right fine fine it's fine it's just a lot
of bubbles come on it's fun it's like a paste in here yeah right there's like no water let's just go with it yeah but it stings just ignore it yeah when it gets in your eyes it stings ignore it come on look at me I just got to get out for a second no I got to wash my face off Jee I thought you were asleep I thought I was too but then my bladder was like get out what's going on in here oh God no Louise you got to get out I'm peeing but after I'm going to make a sandwich and join mom and dad in th
e tub oh what kind of sandwich no Lynn no well now I got to pee use the second toilet mom dad can you get out for a second do you pee in here yeah you're kidding me well no I'm in it well I that's what I'm asking you to please get out for just a minute couple three and couple four all right looks like the winner of Cupid's couple is Daryl and Tina don't fly away because you get a $50 gift card to Pro your mama we did it I know girls are smiling at me the the's working let's kiss one more time to
seal the deal we already won where's Rosa I can't see Rosa one more time for all time safe all right well I okay one more I guess wait that let's redo that one so now what you and Daryl break up and then Jimmy Junior comes running and Rosa in my MTH scores according to Daryl's Theory which is is probably right since he's the smartest boy I've ever dated fake dated right right fake dated so the breakup is it going to be classy or nasty definitely nasty want to know how many holds will be borrowe
d three none wow that is so few you ready to do this maybe we should practice more what if we break up tomorrow or next month no we got this showtime for you my sweets a gardinia my favorite flower Ah that's it I can't take it anymore what do you mean you're just too kind and generous it's making me sick oh yeah well you're too damn interesting is driving me nuts what's going on here ja and scel is having a quirrel and a half yeah mhm your charisma is overwhelming me why can't you be uncharming
for one damn second I can't change how incredible I am just like you can't change how phenomenal you are then maybe we shouldn't date each other anymore you mean break up effective immediately and date other people at this and or other schools it's our only choice I wish I knew how to tame you you wild stallion have a great life you too Soulful Wonder Lady hey Rosa sorry you had to see that man that was rough are you okay Terell I'll be all right thanks for asking you're welcome that was so inte
nse I thought they were going to last forever and ever but instead they just imploded right before our eyes so Tina is single again why do you want to know I I I don't care Jimmy turn your lik Tina so sound look at Rosa and Daryl that happened fast the kid a genius yeah they're really hitting it up those two good for them hey sha hello Jimmy Junior a bunch of us are going bowling tonight and since you and Daryl aren't a couple anymore I was wondering if you want to come bowling did someone say n
achos um I was kind of talking to Tina this is just for older kids Tina is insisting that we go with her and that she pay for us because we know so much about bowling some might say too much wait I don't get it how could you know too much about bowling we know too much about bowling no something else I'm going Takei off oh we'll see you tonight yeah we know too much about the Cupid's cble thing oh okay yeah you can come look what's back no no no yes yes yes since the kids are out and the bubble
bath was a little too bubbly for some we're going to finish strong with strip teas oh yeah woo yeah that could be fun I'd like that I'd like that too see you strut your stuff wait me yeah Magic Mike me baby Glenn you you don't want that oh but I do really okay then I'll do it yeah do it but if I'm going to do this I'm going to really do it Lynn I'm going to go all in Bobby if Bob belt your strips he's going to strip serious like what like how like crazy like you've never seen like you want you w
on't even want it yeah after 20 seconds of my stripes you're going to you'll want to leave I'm going to go shave my chest and pick out some music let's do it oh maybe brush your teeth too oh right maybe floss yes okay on your marks get that down Lane five don't do that what don't ball feels like there's a strike in here huh those cheeks aren't leaving me weak like they usually do hell yeah that's my boy get away here come on [Laughter] come on that's too R come on Rosa don't move there's a huge
Beetle on your back no no I love it when you do that that's that's my favorite joke that we do that's it oh I can't take it anymore are you okay cha yeah your face does not look exactly normal for a human no I'm not okay yeah cuz seriously your expression is like none of this is okay okay I'm tired of lying you need to know the truth Tina what are you doing oh boy everyone Daryl and I only pretended to be a couple so he could trick Rosa into dating him and he would tutor me and Matt but we didn'
t get around to much of that we lied to you and you all fell for it that's weird I'm out of here Daryl is this true uh kind of well then I kind of never want to see you again Rosa come back Tina what the hell are you doing um I I guess I guess you guess what I guess I fell for you what but we were pretending well I wasn't what a tangled ass web we weave you fell for me how why because you did nice things and said nice things and we had our special side hug thing you told me to do those things we
ll can't you just be that guy no that guy doesn't even exist but you fell for the Tina I was when we were together no I didn't let's assume you didn't work backwards from there no Tina we don't even like the same stuff sure we do do you like math video games and comic books and going to the Science Museum you know who likes all those things who Rosa Rosa likes all that stuff oh God you and Ros should be together yes we should I broke up a perfectly good relationship yes you did I need to get you
two back together yes you do oh boy I hope I'm as good at getting you guys back together as I was at breaking you up go go go go go you're taking forever in there you better not be using all my baby oil okay I'm coming out I started to shave but I stopped so don't look at my back okay should I hit play or not yet oh God oh my God that's really tight okay now now go party time well well well someone just give me a second you right wa let me just come right back okay go just stop the music for a
second I'll be right back all right put it on I'm ready I'm ready here we go and play hey there lady did someone order take out or should I say take off oh yeah how do you like that oh you like it yeah let's just getting started let's get it down and dirty take it off baby how's this working for you cuz this is my one move give it to my orbit the earth let's orbit the earth I like it it's circular W I'm getting dizzy yeah yeah no this is what I practice oh yeah let's go the other way going count
erclockwise you're terrible did you just hear something no no keep going I think it's in the song keep going put the clothes on big boy oh my God the curtain's open oh God nobody wants to see that hey I do sorry I was doing a strip tease for my wife for Valentine's Day all right Valentine's Day was days ago give it up all right fine I'm closing the curtains oh no damn it crap they're not closing I'm sorry Bobby this Valentine's Day thing was a bad idea we just stink at it stink no no Lynn you kn
ow what I said I was going to do it so I'm going to do it all right I'm going to do it yeah take a seat Lynn I'm going back on the table do it woo B SP your right round it's all coming off baby Rosa Rosa there you are it's okay you didn't say anything back when I called your name all those times look Daryl lied about liking me but he didn't lie about liking you you got to give him another chance why should I because Daryl and I were a great fake couple but you and Daryl could be a great real cou
ple and why would we be a great real couple cuz you're looking at me and you're still blasting lizard guys like crazy they're not lizards they're snakes but technically they're actually demons I came here to get away from you an arcade might not be the best place to get away from Daryl Rosa will you press two players with Daryl for one game and see how it goes no no way he tricked me into liking him no I realized now the only people that got tricked were me and Daryl you and Daryl I tricked myse
lf into falling for a version of Daryl that I created then Daryl tricked himself into being confident enough to talk to you leave me alone all right forget it Tina Ros is back to being out of my league damn it there are no leagues League balling will now begin on Lanes 9 through 12 okay except bowling leagues but there shouldn't be people leagues but there are Tina that's just how it is you're the one who thought you were out of Rosa's League not Rosa why because you peed on the slide in second
grade you're the only one still holding on to that no I totally remember okay so you and JN I remember too the point is darl if you liked Rosa then you should have just gone and talked to her even if she remembered the P thing could you just um stop bringing that up right the P thing yes Rosa I'm sorry I should have just told you I liked you yes you should have so will you guys press two player already are you crazy Black cast castle level oh we said the same thing at the same time you know ther
e's a hidden power up on that level nuh-uh really want me to show you yes a they like Mario and Luigi they're so in love dang it Tina's inspired me Jocelyn what could you scoot out of the way I want to ask out that shoe rental woman she's like 35 Zeke and she's wearing a wedding ring so no leagues I'm the only one holding me back because I think I'm too bowlegged but I'm not just the right amount so let me wadle over here and just ask her out right now hey baby well mission accomplished absolute
ly except the Jimmy junr ran out on you and you're probably going to fail that math test no I may have failed Jimmy Jr but I'm not going to fail the math test I'm going to ace it or at least get a B in which case I'll base [Music] it a nuts I daed it remedial at love remedial at math Jimmy junr I didn't know you were bad at math yeah real bad you want to be bad at math together yeah okay sure yes girl I wish you were in all my glasses and when we kiss we hit our glasses [Music] glasses now let's
just slow Dan like molasses masses like [Music] more thank you good [Music] nightech for speech speee [Music] foree for Fore foreign spe fore [Music] foree [Music] foree [Music] foree
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Time to drift off into sleep after a long day… night everyone! 🍔❤️
Good night everyone. I’m glad we all have this playing before going into a deep long sleep. I thought I was the only one
Yay I’m not the only one who sleeps to this show :)
bobs burgers calming ambient white noise
I love how many people here play this show to fall asleep as well! 💤❤️ Sweet dreams 🌉 Fellow Bob's Fan Fam 😊
I adore Gene's random comments.
Really thought I was the only person who let this play in the background while falling asleep, idk why but it helps so much 😭
Why did I think I was the only one watching BB before going to bed 🤣🤣
good night chatters!!
I play this on background in between chores ❤ thank u for the upload
Goodnight everyone 🌠
H Jon Benjamin voice is part of SO many good memories. Coach McGuirk, (Home Movies): Archer; Ben (Dr. Katz)...
You used the whole bottle!!! It's like a paste in here 😂! O just ignore it 😂😂😂
Thank you 👍
Elderberry lmao
Burger buddies unite!
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YOU just order the chicken teriyaki, Mort! 😡
Happy noises, smiling face, sanity back🙏