Brawl at the Zombie Bar (Ep. 6) | Fantasy High

- You activate the phone and immediately an unknown number goes ping, the text reads Meet up at the pit. - I need, we should go in there, text and then we can listen for the text to be received. - You look out into the dance floor and see, Zayn Darkshadow - [Fig] I would like to text, OMW. - And as you send it, pop, Zayn's pocket lights up. (buzzing) There is a young woman, she takes her hand, kisses it and goes I'm Tracker. Tracker is talking to you, she leans forward and kisses you on the mout

h. (Kristen screams) - Actually I don't kiss. - I'm so sorry - No I'm sorry (beast growls) All over, people hit the deck as their bodies start to change. - We gotta take out that DJ. (electronic music) (owlbear screech) (drumline) - Hello and welcome back to Fantasy High. Last week our intrepid heroes were deep in the Black Pit. Elmville's number one music venue, all the assorted patrons of the bar and club have just burst forward into their true monstrous forms. Vampires, werewolves, zombies, n

ow spread out across the dance floor in the various rooms and venues and our heroes are scattered and in disarray. Here we see the board before us. DJ Brains at the turntables, two massive, pulsing amps behind him. Zayn Darkshadow raving it up on the floor. Riz hiding behind the bar stool, Fig and Gorgug hanging back in the dance hall, looking on, having just seen the phone or crystal in Zayn's pocket light up, being texted from Johnny Spell's burner. In this bar area, we have Kristen Applebees

talking about faith and getting a romantic proposition form a young woman who has just freaked the fuck out and turned into a ravening werewolf, and as far from the music as possible, are two most patrician party members, Adaine and Fabian, in the whiskey bar area, as far form the music as they can get. We leap into combat, the first act as the noise, boom. (electronic music) Rage. You see over the pool table Fabian, the guy across from the other player goes, You cheater. And his body starts to

transform, you are first to act. - Now are they transforming, things are about to get violent, it's clearly a fight, or-- - You see from that and you begin to hear the screams from the other part of the room, but your lightening fast reflexes afford you the ability to do something based on whether you think something bad is about to happen. - I think something bad's about to happen, I turn to Adaine and I say, we need to find everyone, and I take off toward the back room. - [Brennan] Awesome. -

I would plan on dashing, if anything. - [Brennan] You take your move, so that's gonna be, one, two, three, you have used 15 feet of movement. This room is filled with people hulking out into werewolves. So this was the mosh pit from earlier. - Okay. - Mero, the particular, the werewolf that bought the drink is over by the pool table here. - That's the guy that bought me a drink? - [Brennan] That's the guy that bought me a drink, who slugged you in the face. - Fuck him up, I don't trust him. - [B

rennan] You've used 15 feet of movement, you have another 15 feet left, but you see this room, you look through the window here, go ahead and give me a perception check. - 14. - 14, you see DJ Brains, you do not see Riz, who is more hidden than he's ever been. You see DJ Brains, and you see, Zayn Darkshadow, all the way through, because he's got these weird, glowing rave things around. - Okay. - You have the rest of your movement left, you can of course, use a dash action if you want as well. -

Ah, I need to wait for Adaine, can I dodge? - Yes, do you want to stay in the door and not use any of your movement? Use your dodge action? - I guess I'll move to more, along the wall I guess. - Okay. You use your dodge action, so you move three more spaces here and you guys see that the quickest to act after Fabian are a group of people that you thought we just gothy, or didn't get out much and you now see, are clearly vampires. This tall vampire with an open trench coat, grabs the person to hi

s left, sinks his fangs into her neck, and exsanguinates her completely. Goes, and she drops lifeless to the ground as he says (Fabian laughing) Sasha, Lord of Whispers, calls for the blood hands! - [Fig] Daddy, daddy. - [Brennan] This vampire, is going to make a perception roll and starts running straight for you Fig, other vampires are going to act as well, it's going to be, - Can we see you? - Yep, I'm in the corner. - [Brennan] This is going, well-- one of the vampires from the pinball machi

ne, rushes, grabs a young woman at the bar and Begins to exsanguinate, the rest of our vampires go, it just turns into a total feeding frenzy over here and you see Kristen that one of the vampires attacks you. What is your armor class currently? - 18. - 18. You take, nine points of damage as the vampire slashes across your face. - Ooh! - And goes, little human girl, you look nice and warm. Oh it's now Adaine's turn. - Shit, well all I've seen is this werewolf guy turning, do I know what phase of

the moon it is? As a wizard, is that a thing, that I would-- - Go ahead and give me an arcana check. - Great. 11. - You know it's not the full moon. - Okay. Shit, I would like to run as close to this bouncer as I can get, with a disengage action. - [Brennan] Okay. - [Adaine] So, hopefully nobody attacks me. - [Brennan] Okay rad. Go ahead and move, disengage means you can only move six squares, if you take a dash action, you can move 12. - Oh then I will take a dash action, 12. - [Brennan] Rad,

you run as fast as you can, sprinting towards the exit. Now, the zombies are going to go. (tense music) (zombies growling) - [Adaine] Zombies, Jesus Christ! - [Fig] Zombies, vampires, and werewolves! - Oh. - [Fig] Are there any, just innocent bystanders? - [Riz] I think, we saw people getting eaten. - Yeah - This man at the bar, he looks like-- - [Fabian] He looks like such a sweet-- - He's definitely here because he's-- - He's got a book under his arm. - He's had a fight with his wife. - I mean

, just clubbed to death. (laughing) - [Fig] What? - With their, they're not even hitting with their fists, they're hitting with the like, just forearm, crack his skull wide open. - To eat his brains? - [Brennan] One, two, three. - [Gorgug] Oh shit, they're coming at you. Are both of them? - Yeah, it looks like they're coming at both of you guys. - [Riz] Fabian hurry. - They're going to take some swings at you, that's going to be three zombies on Fig, what's your AC? - 12 - [Brennan] 12? Okay, th

at's going to be 12 points of damage to you. - [Gorgug] Jesus. - And Gorgug what is yours? - It's 13. - One hits you for three points of damage. Bam. Riz, that's you. - DJ looks okay with all this? - Go ahead and make an insight check. - 19. - As the music spins you see the glamor on the DJ's face changes, the DJ has a rotting necrotic face, covered by a poultry allusion. Just a, a zombie, a fully undead, necrotic DJ. (rave music) - [Riz] Cool, I'm going to, run up on stage. - [Brennan] Rad, you

're going to take your movement to get up there. - Then I'm going to try to, actually, I will use my insightful fighting, - [Brennan] Okay. to see if I could get sneak attack on him. - And it's versus his deception right? - Yeah it's my insight versus deception. - 12. - Nat 1. - Brennan nat 1, god dammit. - Get some new dice, dude! - I will just swing. - Throw that dice away. - With a rapier, and that's pretty good, that's a 20 to hit. - 20 hits. - Yeah. - [Brennan] Go ahead and roll damage. - O

kay. (dice clatter) 11, fuck yeah, and them I'm also gonna use fury of the small to do another three damage to him, so 14. - 14 points of damage? Woo! - Fury of the ball. - Fury of the ball! - [Brennan] You run up on stage and hit him through this rotting, pustule of green bile. Squirts out of this side of him, and he reaches out onto the turn table and goes, oh no. (laughter) You see that, that is Riz's turn. Zayn, goes one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve.

- [Fig] Let him run. - [Brennan] That's going to be Gorgug. - That's fine, we'll see him at school. - Yeah, we'll find him at school. - [Gorgug] I'm going-- - There is no exit though right? - I'm gonna go into a rage, Gorgug thinks about singing a song, but it's just too much. He just goes into a rage. - Oh, ah not to mention, the song is particularity-- (electronic music) infecting. - I think it was yelling rage at one point. Rage, Gorgug rage! - [Gorgug] I'm going to, attack this one, with, I'

m going to use frenzy and attack, well I'm going to attack that person and then use frenzy on another. Okay, so. Sheesh, that's only a 13. - I mean she's wearing no armor. - [Brennan] 13 for a zombie hits. - Good okay. - Yes! - Phew, okay so that would be D12, plus five, that's six, eleven. - Badly injured, so that's your action, you, hack into it. - Okay well I'll just use frenzy and attack it again. - Yeah, go for it. - That hits and then that'll be, eight. - [Brennan] Eight points of damage,

that's 19, this zombie is fucked up. - No she's still standing. - [Kristen] Fuck. - Eesh. - [Brennan] As you lay into this zombie with your ax, that is now going to be-- - We're gotta just run past him. - I know, I think we need to disengage. - You guys don't have anyone in this room anymore, but I know what's happening. (laughing) This, poor soul is lept on by these two. - God, Daniel Boone? - The Daniel Boone. - Poor Daniel Boone, that's how he went, did you know that? - Whoa what's that other

guy? - There's guy dressed exactly like you, by the werewolf. - What a copycat. - [Fig] Weird! - [Fabian] Who's the dude with the helmet? - The dude with the helmet is just a partier, in a fucking shredded tank top, who, he was here with a helmet before. - Okay great, and is he coming for me? - He's got a big anarchy sign on the side of the helmet and he's coming for you, he looks over, Hey man, this ain't your scene. These guys have disadvantage to hit. What's you armor class my man? - 18. (te

nse music) - That's a miss, that's a miss, that's a miss, that's a miss. You, as these guys just try to get their claws on you, come on man! (Fabian laughs) This werewolf turns around, leaps over the table at this vampire. - Oh okay, good to know. - [Kristen] Yeah. - [Brennan] Takes some swings, and partially mauls that vampire. As the vampire shrieks out in pain. - Oh. - Yeah, fuck each other up. - Yeah maybe we could hide? - [Brennan] You see that Tracker turns to the vampire that attacked you

. - Romantic. (Fig laughs) - [Brennan] And leaps on her, scratching her eyes out with her claws. - Okay. - That's going to be, Kristen. - Okay cool, then I'm going to run and jump up on the bar. - Sure, if you'd like. - Cool, I'm just going to try and get as close to this door as I can. - [Brennan] Cool that's going to be an acrobatics check to get up on that. - Yeah, I will. You know how well this goes, 18, cool. - [Brennan] Oh hell yeah-- - [Kristen] Oh wait, what's my acrobatics? Minus three,

so 15. - [Brennan] 15 will do it. You rush past, you're gonna get an attack of opportunity here from the one vampire off to your side. - Oh, cool. - [Brennan] He's gonna go, hits you with the claws for another, six, nine points of damage. - Damn. - So Kristen, how far would you like to run? - As far as I can. - Okay you're taking a dash action? - [Kristen] Yeah. - [Brennan] So that's one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve. - [Adaine] Yeah what's up with that d

ude? - There's a portly looking, red-winged, demon guy-- - [Fig] Was he like that before? - Yeah, oh he was like that before, he's got like a green shirt on that says Got Souls? - [Fig] So didn't get, he's not a bad guy in this-- - [Kristen] Is he the devil? - You don't, as you rush past, give me an insight check as you rush past him. - Daddy? - Insight, ah, nat 1 ! - What is with this side of the table? - Kristen, this guy is here to help you. - Great. - Alright cool, I would like to cast, spir

itual weapon. - That's a bonus action, dope. - [Kristen] Cool, it takes the shape of a giant, holy corn. It's a giant ear of corn, it looks exactly like the corn cutties but good. (laughing) - [Brennan] Dope, who would you like to attack with this corn. - Can it enter the next room? - You can't see the next room, so you couldn't order it, you can like, basically cast in the next room so that on the next round it'll be there waiting for you. - [Kristen] Cool, yeah I'll do that I'll cast it into t

he room that I run up to. Sick. - [Brennan] So in that room a big, fucking, glowing corncob appears, floating in the air, that is now going to be. - I see it and try to fight it. (laughing) The corn cutties they're back. - The humans start freaking out and running, for the exit, these guys start pouring out of this door here - [Kristen] This guy! - That man had no business in this place. - Also with a book, this is killing me. - [Gorgug] A lot of people brought books to a concert. - A couple of

hours to kill, I'll just go hang out at this bar, there's a DJ I'll bring my book. - These humans are on stage? - [Brennan] Yeah, these guys, this guy is dead. These guys straight up start fleeing, run off stage. - [Fig] Cowards. - Drummer is dead. - [Fig] Cowards, you guys don't live your aesthetic. - [Riz] That is going to-- - [Brennan] This guy hides behind the bar. - Is this a human? - [Adaine] He's just very focused on playing. - [Brennan] Yes, he starts, there's a werewolf there, he runs i

nto and hates his choice, this guy jumps off and flies over the bar. - [Fig] Cutie! Daddy? - [Gorgug] Is that a person over over here? - She's the coat check person? - Coat check. - [Brennan] Coat check, doesn't know anything, he probably hears yelling but that's normal. - He's just like, as people are fleeing, being like, you have your coat here? - Tickets? - Tickets, tickets. - [Brennan] That is now going to be Fig. - Can I just flip over Gorgug to hide behind him? - You want to flip over Gorg

ug to hide behind him, okay, you can actually, you could take a disengage and move through Gorgug's space, for sure. - Okay, but do I have to take a disengage, can I just use my action to go underneath Gorgug's legs and hide behind him? - You can take your move action to move through Gorgug, but they will get attacks of opportunity on you, unless you take the disengage action. - [Fig] Okay, I'm gonna take that disengage then, so I'm gonna go disengage and go behind Gorgug, and I guess maybe, ah

fuck, that guy's gonna-- - [Brennan] You can go farther if you want, because it's two squares movement to go through Gorgug, if you want to go further back you can. - I do want to move, way further back, I just, I guess I'm going to go way back into the corner as far as I can. - Close to the corn. - [Fig] But then, my, even though I use disengage, can I at least use bardic inspiration, because that's bonus action. - Yeah you can do that. (chime) - You got a little bardic inspiration. - What is t

hat about? (laughing) - Yeah, that's my turn, for now. - [Brennan] Awesome, I'm gonna go ahead and need Riz to make a wisdom saving throw. - Oh shit. - 18 - Ooh baby, you see DJ Brains was, Now all the good little children, always try to, LOSE THEIR MINDS! And you feel the music vibrating your bones and trying to rob you of your sanity, but you hold strong. - Whoa. - [Brennan] You are yourself still. - I just hate house music so much. It's like, fuck this guy. - [Brennan] That is now going to be

, back to Fabian. - [Fabian] Alright. How breakable does that glass look? - Honestly dude? Pretty breakable. (inspirational music) - Okay, hell yeah, I'm gonna action surge to disengage from these two dudes, - Oh nice. - Then dash through this window right here. - [Fig] Sick. - This 100% rules. - [Brennan] That's 100% rules. - [Fig] Be careful watch out for my dad. - Dude that's 100% rules. Cool, so you didn't use your actions series, disengage, no attacks of opportunities, one, two, three, four

, five, six, seven, eight, you have four squares of movement left, for using the dash action as well, go ahead and give me an athletics check to smash that window. - [Adaine] Hell yeah! - 22 - You fucking, like a, fucking gazelle just, (smashing glass) protect your face, right into the shoulder, glass doesn't even remain on your clothes as you're through the other side. You have four squares of movement left. How do you want to use it? - [Fabian] I think I got eyes on my main man Riz, so can I v

ault the bar? - Absolutely, go ahead and just give me another acrobatics check real quickly. - [Fabian] 24. - [Brennan] You are well and truly behind the bar, so you've, no glass on you, and are behind the bar. - Hell yeah. - Having used your move. - Hell yeah. That window by the way is broken. - Sweet, helpful for everyone. - The vampires are going to go now. (tense music) - Ah come on. - [Kristen] Whoa, swords. - [Gorgun] It's going right through them. - Beam of light? - It is a beam of light.

These two turn here, vampires, these guys swarm over here. - God damn. - [Gorgug] Killing people. - [Kristen] Fuck. - This is a blood bath. - [Fig] Literally, more werewolves fighting vampires. - I'm going to need, Kristen what's your armor class again? - 18. - [Brennan] 18. A vampire leaps up on the bar up to you and says, where you going, don't you want to get to know me, and your halo glows brighter. - I don't yet, not for five years. (laughing) - Hell yeah. These two vampires, start going t

o work on this werewolf. their attacks do literally nothing, you see them connecting with the werewolf and punching it, this guy behind Gorgug is going to start swinging at him. - I've had my eyes on this two-sworded man for a while. - What's your AC again dude? - It is 13. - 13? that's going to be, nine points of damage to you. - Halved? - Halved, yes. - So four or five? - I believe it's rounded down. - It's rounded down. - [Brennan] Rounded down. So four points of damage, as he slashes you wit

h a bright, silvery katana, and shouts out, Mountasia, go get the silver weaponry as fast as you can, it's looks like the dogs have gotten out of their kennel. - Oh my god. - I hate you so much. (laughing) - [Fig] Why do we fight the most erotic villains? - They're so sexy. - [Brennan] These guys both join in on Tracker over here. - I'm so sorry. - No. - [Brennan] You guys see. - [Fig] Dude, I don't think she was right for you. - I don't know who's right for me. - I feel that. - [Brennan] That i

s now going to be Adaine's turn. - I'm gonna run out and like, yell to the coat check, and then yell outside, this bad, it's bad, it's bad, vampires, there's werewolves, I don't know what-- - You run out to yell it to the bouncer. - [Adaine] Uh huh. - [Brennan] As you run out, you see the bouncer going, not again, not again. - [Adaine] Oh shit. I run back in. - Cool, you move a couple more squares in, you move six squares back in. - And then I guess I will, fuck. - Well have you moved now, six s

quares right? - Oh yeah, so I'm done again. - I think you're done again. - Fuck. - No, actually you have one action left, if you've moved six squares all told you get a free bit of speaking. - Okay, then I will cast, ray of sickness on this werewolf that's right in front of me. - Great, what's the save one that? - Constitution. - And what happens if he fails? - He pukes a bunch, 2D8 poison damage. - Oh, go ahead a roll 2D8. - Six and four, ten. - [Brennan] Oh, awesome, you raise your hand, a ray

of bilious green energy surges out of your outstretched fingers and, he whines in pain as the horrible sickness overtakes him, that is Adaine's turn. (tense music) It is now going to be the zombies turn. - [Gorgug] Wow, what a bad time. - These guys are all going to take swings at Gorgug, what's your armor class again my man? - 13, oh no. - You've got 35. - I'm raging so it's half damage though at least. - You take nine points of damage, spread over three, so five which becomes two and then, so

four points of damage from zombies wailing on you. (Fig laughs) You're just fucking hulking out. - [Fig] Fig is watching and she just cackles. - You see that DJ Brains flicks a little thing on it and says, creatures of the night, come to a-a-a-id your master. (tense music) And these zombies gather around Riz. - I'm coming The Ball. (Fig laughs) - [Brennan] They're gonna take some swings at you Riz, what's your AC? - [Riz] 15. - One of them hits you for three points of damage, I'm gonna roll som

e acrobatics checks for these zombies to get over the bar. You see that all but one zombie are completely thwarted by the bar. As they try to get over it. One manages to get up there, takes a swing at you, Fabian, and misses, that's gonna be Riz. - Okay, I'm going to try to use my insightful fighting. Once again. - [Brennan] Go for it. - Hell yeah. - Yes, that's a 23. - 23's gonna do it. (tense music) - Okay, please hit, we'll do so much damage if I hit. You know I'm gonna use this, this is luck

y now. - This is lucky now. - 18 to hit. - 18 hits. - That's 2D6 and a D8. - Hell yeah. - Wow. - 11, 16, 20. - 20 damage? Geez-- - And I'm looking at Fabian to see if he's impressed while I do it. - [Adaine] Fucking cannonball over here. - [Fabian] I'm not. (laughing) Of course not. - [Kristen] Do you see me jump through that glass like it wasn't there? - I'm sorry did you watch me smash glass, vault, dodge the zombies. - This guy's the leader and I'm The Ball. - After three fucking turns you fi

nally land a hit and yes, it's, whatever. (laughing) - [Brennan] That's incredible. You skewer DJ Brains, that's gotta hurt. Meanwhile he's just going, seemingly unable to feel pain, but looking very badly injured now. That's going to be Zayn, one, two, three, four, five, you can take an attack opportunity if you want. Six. - [Fig] Yeah, I am going to. I'm gonna fucking take an attack of opportunity. Alright, is nine gonna hit him? - No, it does not. - Okay, so I swing at him with my bass guitar

and when it doesn't hit I pretend like I was just dancing. (laughing) - Why are you still dancing? - Whatever, I'll see you at school dude. It's cool that we both got in right? - Make a deception check for me. - Okay, oh, that's gonna be, 23. (scary music) - You see he looks through the door with all of these fucking vampires the other side, you see he goes, ah sick, and stands back and covers himself in magic and vanishes. - You little piece of shit. - Make an arcana check if you'd like. - Sev

en. - He did something cool. (jazzy music) - He turned invisible, you don't need arcana to see that. - [Brennan] That's going to be Gorgug. - Okay, I think, this is the one that I've been wailing on right? - Yes. - Alright, I'm going to hit her, can I do the frenzy after I move, if I hit her, and then move and then frenzy? - [Brennan] You can hit that one, move, and then frenzy, yes. - Cool, I'm just gonna attack her. - Cool. - That's eight. - Eight hits a zombie. - Wow. - Ooh. - Dang. - Interes

ting. Thank goodness. One D12. - They're not dexterous. - [Gorgug] Plus five, wait, that's, 14. - [Kristen] Would that help? - You whack, decapitate the zombie in front of you and you are free to take your move they will get attacks of opportunity on you but you're free to do so. - I'm gonna take the, those attacks of opportunity and try and get, as close to the DJ as I can. - Cool, one, two, three, four, five, six. - [Gorgun] Okay. - [Brennan] Cool. - So I wanna throw a hand ax at the DJ equipm

ent. - At the DJ equipment? - Yeah. - Rad, go for it, also give me a perception check real quick. - Okay. That is only a, where's perception, nine. - Nine, not going to, you don't notice anything. - [Gorgug] Okay. - Go ahead and roll your attack though. - That is-- (laughing) ten, ten total. - Ten you, ax flies from you and clings off of an amp. - What about bardic inspiration? - Oh shit, is it too late to use it? - You can use it if you'd like. - Oh six, so its 16. - [Brennan] Okay. Six. You hu

rl it, go ahead and roll damage. - Five, so that's ten. - You unloose- uh unlease- unlease? You throw a fucking hand ax, it connects with one of the amps behind DJ Brains as it strikes deep within it and you see yellow lightning fork out form the amp. Grab the ax and forcibly repel it, knitting itself back together with magic. This amp right here appears, the arcana check wasn't great, now that you've thrown an ax at it, you notice this amp appears to be magical. - Of the two? - [Brennan] Of the

two, that one appears to be magical. But you've noticed a fucking dope magic amp. That's going to be the werewolves-- - Do those guys get attacks on me. - Oh they do, they super do, thank you for the reminder, it's very-- - [Fabian] Why be honest. - [Riz] What is your dex and your constitution modifier? - Constitution is two, dex is one. - Oh wow, okay, that's why you see so bad. - You take, I'll half it for you, you take two damage, two damage, and two damage. - So six. - Six altogether, I hav

e them for you. - Okay. - And the vampire takes a swing with the sword, hits, and deals you, seven points of damage, halved to three. - Okay. - [Brennan] Werewolves act now, (tense music) you see these guys, rush this human here, toast, this human gets rushed, and is toast as well. This werewolf attacks, badly injures this vampire right in front of it, this werewolf turns, there's no other people in here other than that guy right, and rushes Adaine. - Great. - Is he poisoned? - [Adaine] Yeah he

is poisoned, I think, is he poisoned? - [Brennan] Yes he is poisoned. - [Adaine] Great. - [Brennan] Rushes you, what's your AC? - 12. - Oh, okay, this werewolf-- - I mean he, oh you already rolled it. - I did already roll it, but I didn't tell you what it did so you can totally say something. - Okay so he gets a seven. - On his first one or his second one? (Gorgug laughs) - First one. - Oh! - First one, okay, claw misses, bite hits. - Fuck. [Brennan] I'm going to need you to make a-- - [Adaine]

Shit, my dad's going to be so unhappy. - First of all you take five points of damage, - Okay. - [Brennan] Alright we're going to bring out the box of doom. Adaine, this is a constitution saving throw. The DC for contracting lycanthropy is 12, I'll tell you that right off the bat. What's you constitution saving throw? - Two, so I've gotta get a ten or more? - A ten or more. - [Adaine] Ten or more. - And a nine or lower means-- - I'm a werewolf? - Yes, go ahead in the box of doom. (tense music) -

[Adaine] 13 (gasps) - [Brennan] What did you get? - 13 - 13, okay. - Oh my fucking god. - You feel the wound in your arm fester as things try to place themselves into you. I'll take that box of doom. - I'm like genuinely panic attacking a little bit. - Oh yeah, your character really is. - That's going to be Kristen. - Okay, I look at my bible which has flown open, and I read, I can do all things through corn who strengthens me, and I-- (Fig laughing) and I use a spell, to turn undead. - Oh, your

turn undead action. - Nice. - [Brennan] That's awesome, that's actually a special ability. - Oh cool, cool. - That's great. - Oh I'm sorry, can I run through the door and cast that so it's in the other room? - Hell yeah. - [Kristen] Yeah, I should have done that. - Cool, so you're going to run through here, there's going to be one attack of opportunity on you, where do you want to move to in this space? - [Fig] It's got 18 AC. - Do you want to move next to Fig or-- - I wanna go a little bit in

front of Fig I think. - [Brennan] Okay, you can go here because then 30 foot is gonna be pretty big. - Cool. - One attack of opportunity on you, which misses. - Cool. - As the vampire reaches out, your halo glows brightly, defending you with the might of Helio even though you guys are at a bit of a crisis of faith right now. - We are yeah. - But in the moments that really count. - Yeah thanks. - Helio's like trying to reach out to you and be like, no, no, no, we're cool, we're cool. - And I'm li

ke maybe, but yeah, no, we'll see. (laughing) - I'm also gonna need you to make a perception check for me. - Sure. - Oh, just a, what do I have, oh 12. - Ah you bump into something as you rush through the doorway that you don't see. - Oh, can I cast arcana on that, to see what-- - Yes, make an arcana check sure, go for it. - Not cast, okay. - Or just make an arcana check. - Eleven. - [Brennan] Oh, an invisible creature, is right in the doorway, but you see tons of undead in here as well. All rig

ht, they're gonna make wisdom saving throws. (tense music) - Is it just zombies, or are there vampires too? - It is zombies and vampires, which are both undead. - Ah cool. - So I'm going to see how many beings you affect real quick, it's all within thirty feet of you. - Holy shit. - Geeze that's a lot of people, okay, so that's everyone, that's both of those vampires, rad okay, so that's all four zombies and three vampires. - Cool. - [Brennan] I'm gonna roll their saves real quick, what is your

spell save DC? - Oh that's a 14. - [Brennan] 14, okay, damn. Kristen tell me what happens as you raise, you speak those words through corn of strength, raise your bible aloft, what happens, this you can feel is something mighty working through you. - Yeah I raise my bible and I hear that Frat Boy God voice, it's like, "Hey, if feels like you're mad at me?" And I'm like, shut up. Then all this shit happens in front of me. - I'm sorry my child that things are not chill between us, if they are not

chill between us, let them be chill before you. The light of the sun emanates from your book, all of these zombies turn, going (groaning) Burned by the light of the true god of corn, fleeing from your vision. Both of these vampires shriek in pain, and fear. This vampire turns to face you, and the darkness clouds around him. - Cool. - Do you think your little solar caress can possibly stop the flow of my midnight whisperings? - Dude could you just like, button up your trench coat? (laughing) - Th

e buttons fell off, two hundred years ago. - You didn't have time to-- - What? - Oh do you think a lot of tailors are open when I'm around and doing stuff? - You could just learn how to do it. - I won't I'm a noble. - Do you know Fabian? (laughing) - You also have your spiritual weapon right? - Yeah, yeah. - And your spiritual weapon can attack, if you'd like. - I would like to attack that guy. - Fuck yeah, go ahead and roll your spell attack. - A nat 1! - This is insane. - [Fig] Shit. - You see

that your corn pokes him a little bit in the face, you see he goes, ooh you're kinky like that, you want me to do something to the corn? - Yeah. - I can do something, and his jaw unhinges like a snake and he kind of, fellates the corn. (laughing) - Hot, very hot. - Oh! - This is what I think, what have you never been exposed to this? - No I think it's fine, I accept everyone, I have an uncle. - It makes it less good for me if you accept it, you get that right? - Sure, ah-- - Let's fight, let's

fight. (laughing) That is going to be, what humans are even fucking left, (tense music) oh yeah, these two bartenders straight up dip, rushing through this room. - Ah, my cover. (Fig laughs) - Rushing out. - And into those two-- - Into those werewolves. - [Fig] And my dad. - And your dad, that guy's dead, this guy's got a fucking run, he makes it here behind this other werewolf, she rushes back through here and goes and hides in this booth. - [Fig] That's a human? - That's a human yes. - [Fabian

] Careful around here. - [Brennan] Wah! And then. - [Fig] Daddy! - Ah he really is, an older man. - [Adaine] "I'm too old for this place." - He's like Margaritaville meets a demon. - He went to CBGBs in the 70s. - That's going to now be Fig. - Okay, I would like to move, so, one, two, three, four, five, six. - [Brennan] Mm-hmm. - That's how far I can go, so no one gets attacks of opportunity on me here, right, if I move here? - [Brennan] If you move there? No, no one gets an attack of opportunit

y. - [Fig] And then I'm going to cast, I'm going to cast, where is it? Shatter aka shred, on this, on this 10 diameter thing. - I will warn you that casting a spell that deals damage to those undead will break the turning effect that is on them. Yeah. - [Fig] Okay so, one, two, three, four, five, six, can I hit a ten diameter thing around here? - Sure. If you want to try and fuck up the turn-- - The DJ. - You could hit those two zombies in front, the DJ and his booth. - Okay that's what I'm gonn

a try and hit. - [Kristen] Sweet. - So I take out my bass guitar and I hit, really, really low note, and it's like so low and powerful. - Yeah. - So cool. - Just deep and vibrating and, cool, and they have to make 3D8 thunder damage. - Hell yeah, let me go ahead and roll the constitutional-- - And also-- - What is your spell save DC? - My spell save DC is, 14. - 14, okay. - 14 and also any non magical items will take damage. - Any non magical items will take damage gotcha. (tense music) Cool, ok

ay. - I'm so nervous right now. - And then DJ brains is gonna make one of those, 14, and then his turntable, cool. The turntable seems unaffected by the spell, it seems to have some sort of magic involved with it. - Okay. - One of the zombies and DJ Brains both fail their savings. - Phew, okay, seven, eight, they take 20 damage. - [Adaine] Shit. - [Kristen] Fuck. - The ones that failed their save take 20 damage? - Yeah anyone that failed takes 20 damage. - Holy shit. - Hell yeah. - So you fuckin

g raise your finger up, time slows, and the one string, you can see the waves of the string on Fig's bass, the zombie here is fucking, just torn apart by the power of rock (Fig laughing) - [Adaine] Sick. - That's right, this is real music bitch. - The turntable cracks in half, and DJ Brains is thrown up, against the wall behind him, - Yeah, and then I turn to Kristen Applebees and I give her a wink, she's got bardic inspiration. (laughing) - Why is this happening to me tonight. - DJ Brains is hu

rt but not down and his turntable is cracked in half, but he looks like he's still got some fucking cards up his sleeve. That is now going to be, DJ Brains. You see that he reaches into his thing and takes out like a tiny little Bluetooth speaker, kind of thing, and a stinking cloud of vibrating musical energy is just, I don't know how to put it other than, this music stinks. It smells bad, you hear it being like (electronic music) And I'm gonna need you, my man to make a constitution saving thr

ow. - Got it, gonna roll a 20 so watch out for that. I actually rolled a 15, so that's 16. - 16. - [Riz] Yeah. - You save my man, cool. Cool, that is now going to be Fabian's turn. - Fabian help. - Is there music still playing? - Yes, through the little Bluetooth speaker that just dropped. - Okay great. - [Fig] Fabian's like, I don't want to get involved. - [Fabian] No, no. - He's making himself a drink, like a Hennessy drink by the bar. - What are you talking about, this is an opportunity to be

a hero, take it, I'm going to, I don't like being trapped behind this bar. Can I, I'll take an attack of opportunity from this guy I guess, to vault the bar over here, or to exit the bar here, let's see if that works out? - [Brennan] Sure. Misses you go ahead and give me that acrobatics. - 24 - [Brennan] Hell yeah, vault the bar. - I can see that everyone else is attacking this DJ Brains. - Yes absolutely. - I'll take a hand crossbow to DJ Brains. - [Brennan] Go for it. (inspirational music) -

That'll be 17. - 17 is a hit. - And that'll be six. - Six damage, arrow straight to this guy's side, he is looking sad, he's looking like a sad zombie DJ. - Yeah. - Vampires rush in. (tense music) These two vampires. - [Gorgug] Are they feared or? - [Brennan] Yes they are turned, so. - Okay. - Werewolves are going to take a swing at one of them, miss, interact with those werewolves in there. Other vampires are going to move in, this guy is going to take a swing at you, the rest of these guys are

going to start coming through here. So, one, two-- - [Fig] Are those baddies? - These are baddies and they are surrounding-- - [Fabian] Kristen? - [Brennan] Kristen. Rushes over here. - How's Tracker doing? - Tracker's not doing great. (laughing) - She's going to actually go over here, get some silver weapons. - There's just a box of silver weapons or something? - So the vampires surrounding Kristen are gonna go. The guy in front of you, who has referred to himself as the Lord of Whispers a cou

ple of times, is going to take a swing at you. He's going to hit you first with a sword, for four points of damage. - Okay. - And then he is going to reach out and hit you again for another eight points of damage. - [Kristen] Fuck I'm dead, shit. - [Fig] Are you really? - [Kristen] Yeah. - [Gorgug] Anyone else have any heal wounds or anything? - Yeah I'll heal her. - You see that, the other vampires that guy drops Kristen, these are vampires then are going to actually continue their move towards

Fig. - [Fig] What me? I'm just an innocent girl, playing her guitar, why did you come after me. - [Kristen] Shit I didn't get to bless anyone. - That's now going to be Adaine. - I mean guess I'll fucking witch bolt the guy in front of me. - Go for it. - How fucked up is this guy looking? - He's looking, not terribly fucked up. - [Adaine] Great then I would like to cast it as a second level spell. - Okay, great, yeah go for it. Are you going to take a move away from him, because I know that it's

bad to do it right next to somebody. - Okay, if I withdraw will he-- - He'll get an attack of opportunity. - Get an attack of opportunity on me. Shit man. - He'll probably just get a swipe though, not like a bite. - Yeah, alright, well I'll move back ten feet and do this spell. - [Kristen] Should you, can you move forward ten feet? - [Adaine] No I can't get past him. - What's your AC? - 12 - [Fabian] Punch him. - [Brennan] He goes ahead and hits you for seven points of damage. - Fuck. - [Brenna

n] With a claw. - [Aadaine] Okay. (tense music) - So I'm going to do this witch bolt, second level, ah 14. - 14 hits. Great, so it's 2D12 damage. - Hell yeah. - Fuck, four. - What, a nat 1? - Yeah - Ah, this bolt leaps out from your hands, hits him, damages him for sure, zombies are gonna go, now these guys all move over here. (tense music) - [Riz] Jesus Adaine, how are we going to get you out of this one? - I know. - Adaine how are you going to-- - I'm in such a different fight than anybody els

e right now. - [Riz] You need to just go home. - [Fig] He needs to go home. - He's a werewolf, I'm stuck between two werewolves. - [Fig] 2D attack on you. What are you at, health wise? - Ten. - I think you need to-- - He's a werewolf outside-- - Or maybe you need to, hide? - I mean I think that they know where I am. - Gorgug where are you at man? Or what's your AC again, 13? - 13 - Who's attacking me? Oh, all those people? - Oh that's great, thank you Gorgug. - Fuck you. - You got half damage du

de. - [Brennan] That's going to be six, so three, and then three, so then one. So four damage altogether. - Wow. - See you can take it. - I'm still at 17 though. - And then you two are going to swing at-- - I haven't taken any damage yet. - [Brennan] At Fabian. One of them hits Fabian for seven points of damage. - Oh-- - [Fig] Wow. Perfect timing. - Those are the zombies, I'm trying to think of anything else, the zombies out here, oh yeah this guy, he'll go take a swing at Gorgug as well. - Oh n

o. - And he misses. - There you go. - [Brennan] And then the zombies surrounding Riz are going to take some swings, what's your AC my man? - 15. - 15. - Have you also taken no damage? - I've taken some damage. - Okay. - I've taken damage too, that's why-- - Oh wait, 15 you said? - [Riz] Yeah. - Okay, you take five points of damage. And Riz it's your turn. (inspirational music) - Great, I'm going to stab this guy in his face. - Come on. 18 to hit. - 18 hits. - And I still have my insight on him i

t lasts for a minute. - Oh awesome. - So I get 2D6, and a D8. - 19 damage. - Tell me what happens here. - Oh hell yeah, I say, I don't know what you had to do with it, you just seem like some kind of fucked up zombie guy but this is for those girls you son of a bitch. And I stab him through the fucking brainstem. (splattering) - Th-th-that's all. - Wow he prepared his own obituary. - DJ Brains collapses to the stage, turns into endless dust, ages a thousand years in an instant, on the wind, "let

the beat drop". (laughing) And is gone baby, DJ-- - I'd like to yell to the room, sorry guys, it's everyone's curfew, everyone go home. Party's over! - Oh my god. - I'm dead but I'm still going, no. - Sorry guys, it's 11 o'clock and we all should be home. - Does this one really think he's cooler than the hacker dude? - I don't think so. I hated that. (laughing) - You guys see all throughout the bar that there is a momentary shockwave of energy, vampires, werewolves, all reel momentarily as thei

r rage and blood lust is subsiding for a moment, you see all of the zombies drop, all the zombies drop, all the zombies deaminate, fall apart all at once. - Bye bitches! - [Adaine] Oh my god, so many fucking zombies, I had no idea there were that many. - All the hot zombies are down now, Figueroth goes just to see one of those butts up close. - Adaine, the werewolf in front of you, sort of looks woozy for a second, I'm going to need you to, you have a moment of breathing in and realizing you're

aren't dead, and then you realize that you almost just died. Could you please roll for a panic attack. - Nine? - All together? - What do I add to that? - Wisdom. - Oh, 11. - Hey! You breathe in, control your breathing, everything is good. You see that the werewolf stumbles down to the ground. Kristen is still dropped, does anyone take any action? We're coming out of initiative now, as you see people kind of reeling from the violence. - Can I healing word her though, even though it's not an initi

ative. - Yeah as a regular action you can totally healing word. - Okay, yeah I look over to her and I play-- - And I play, (Longview by Green Day) - Learn a new song, oh my God. (laughing) - The video just has a-- - Go ahead and roll, to see how much Kristen has just healed. - Okay. Girl that's gonna be, that's gonna be an eight. - Dang. - [Fig] Hell yeah. - You are healed eight hit points of damage, as you guys are standing around there is a weird tension, you see that looking around, one of th

e werewolves sort of walks in from the other space, looks at one of the vampires holding the silver weaponry and goes, are you holding silver? And even through all the shattered bar stools, and all the stench of blood, moaning, you see that the vampires and werewolves start to regard each other through the window. You guys may not be out of harms way yet. - Really quick question, am I wearing any silver jewelry? (laughing) - Yeah, you're wearing some silver jewelry. - Some Sterling silver. - Wai

t but I think I'm kind of on the side of the, I think I'm on the side of the werewolves. - Let's get out of here! - I run up and grab Riz off the table. - I happily go up into his arms. - I help Kristen up. - Thanks. - You rush over, grab Kristen, you see that the vampires, this guy over here, Sasha Lord of Whispers goes. (inspirational music) Long have the vampires and werewolves fought each other, an ancient rivalry forged in the midnight of dangerous mists long past-- - I'm bored. (laughter)

- Wait can I-- - Such a creep. - Werewolves look, their swords are silver! - Okay. - What's he doing with silver swords? - I grab Riz and say, stop it, you stop doing that. - I pull on Gorgug and just quietly to the side and say, can we take the long way out I just wanna see if Tracker's okay, my friend. - Fine! Run. - You guys rush out through the shattered glass-- - Wait real quick, who is the Lord of Shadows gonna be fighting, is he up against someone at all? - The Lord of Whispers has come o

ut to where Gorgug was, as these werewolves have kind of muscled in through this space. - Okay, I'm going to wink and give one bardic inspiration to whoever is fighting the Lord of Whispers. - You see that there is very broad shouldered lupine woman, with orange hair growing out of her fur. - So beefy. - So beefy, you wink at her and she goes, hell yeah, see you on the other side sister. - I hope so. - She pulls her fist back and just cold cocks the Lord of Whispers in the face. - [Kristen] Sick

. - Arg, look at this mangy cur, striking me before the rules of combat have been declared. You guys dip out of here, you get to the front, no sign of Zayn Darkshadow anywhere, the bar clears out as you can hear more rumbling and you hear police sirens in the distance, you guys rush out to Adaine, Adaine in the front the werewolf has kind of gotten up off his legs, he's still in that werewolf form but you see he goes, hey, and he sees the claw mark on you, and he goes, I'm so-arg. - Yeah that re

ally hurt, what are you doing man? - It's not me, it's a sickness, I'm sick, I'm not well. - Man, we're all sick. - Okay, we're not all sick, alright, I have lycanthropy, you can go to a healer about it, okay well maybe you should go to a healer about it. - I don't have healthcare. (sad music) - Oh that's so sad. - [Adaine] Go to a clinic. I don't know what to tell you. - There's some guidance councilor positions opened at our school. - Do they have good healthcare there? - Yeah, I would imagine

. - Where do you guys go to school? - I'm pretty sure they have benefits. - Aguefort. - Wow, we're telling him? - Actually-- - Well, you teed it up. - You teed this up. - Cool, so that's great, my name is Jawbone if you want to put in a reference. - Mumple has better healthcare. (laughing) - I got an in with the VP, vice principal, so I could probably make that work. - Thanks Jawbone, sorry guys. - You guys rush out. (upbeat music) Jawbone looks, you guys don't know this guy super well but he lo

oks kind of, hey this is the first lucky break I've had in a while. - Oh no. - Alright, good job. - You guys see, you guys dip out of there, you rush out of the front door, you see that Rover has been like, restraining the bouncer from fully wolfing out, and has been remarkably successful in doing so, almost as though, it was, inspired. (Fig laughs) - What? - By her heroism? - No by the magical ability from your bard. - You guys get out, you hear sirens in the distance, you're in seedy fucking d

owntown Elmville, what are you guys gonna do? (sirens wailing) - Let's keep the party going. - [Riz] My mom's gonna be pissed if she finds me here, let's get out. - Let's go to someone's house, we can't go to my house. - I mean what, I do live right around the corner. - Let's go to your house. - Or we could weigh the other options, alright fine. - Friends. - Friends! - Joey, Chandler, Phoebe. - [Fig] Now that you mention it, I don't usually like to, I know that I'm pretty hard to read, you guys

don't know what I'm feeling bit we kind of-- - You have spilled your guts to us. - You are like the most open person I've ever met. - You are the one who most of us really wants friends. - No it's just like, yeah. - Alright, we should go. - Come on, we'll go to my house. - You guys rush, go ahead and give me a stealth check, if you guys wanna, I'll let, whoever wants to make the stealth check can make it, for the party with disadvantage. - Well I have 15, personally. - You've got a 15 personally

, okay cool. - I got an 18 with minus-- - Oh I got a nat 20 to a disadvantage, I rolled it a second time to do disadvantage. And I got a nat 20, oh so I still only get the 15. - Ah! - [Brennan] But that's great so the group, meaning you, hide the group really well. You guys see Fig seems to know the back alleys and divey parts of downtown. - Can I also be smoking so many cloves that the smoke is hiding us. - So disgusting. - You are fully sweating, powering through cloves as fast as you can, mak

e a constitution saving throw. - [Kristen] Smells like potpourri. - That's gonna be a four. - You straight up barf. You're just like-- - Riz also barfs, seeing you barf. - [Fabian] Alright, everyone needs to stop barfing. No one's coming in my house, there's no barf being brought in my house. - [Gorgug] Can I see if I barf? - [Brennan] Yeah, go ahead. - I rolled a one. (laughing) - 9. - Gorgug barfs and passes out. - You know what, everyone is going to get new clothes. - Throwing up on Gorgug, a

s I try to bring him back. - I mean, everybody walked out of that fucking insane music venue, and now you're fucking dropping like flies because of the amount of clove cigarettes Fig is smoking. - I just love the way they taste. - You're still smoking? - [Adaine] Just eat candy! - I think you guys gotta kinda carry me. - It just taste so good. - By hook or by crook, amazingly you are not tracked even though you are covered in your own bile, you make it to Seacaster Manor. You see the incredible

red and gold man o' war, brought up in the middle of a topiary hedge maze, expanse, with long white gravel driveways, and everything else and you guys arrive up at the door of Seacaster Manor. - Alright, welcome to my house, everyone please, if there's any barf, don't track barf into my house. Please that's all I ask. - You look over at the sofa and you see, you see Fabian's mom. - Oh hello mama. - Fabian! - Oh how are you? Ah mother. - Oh, you what, you've brought friends? - Yes, mother, these

are my friends, this is The Ball, Kristen, Adaine, Gorgug, and Fig. - Hi I'm Fig, I love your kimono. - This thing? It was knit for me by dwarves. Skilled craftsmen. - Dwarves knit you a kimono. - What? - Nevermind. (laughing) - I give her a very formal, Elven greeting. - She looks up at you, as you speak in Elven to her and speaks back to you in Elven and says (mystical music) Many long years has it been since I was spoken to in the tongue of stars and moon, a beautiful elf maiden you are, I ma

rried a human you see. - Yes, I know. - And he will die. - Dude I think your mom is bi. - No, nobody is hitting on my mother right now. - I also speak Elvish. - I speak Elvish too. - I also speak Elvish alright so let's all just keep it PC. - I, I look like a tiefling but I'm also part elf, so I'm also an elf maiden, if that's what you're into. - She looks, completely ignores you and looks right at Adaine and goes, you're, waiting a minute, you're Angwyn and Arianwen's daughter. - Yes that's rig

ht. - I've heard such wonderful things about you. - I've, the acceptance, the scholarship to Hudole. - No that's my sister. - Hmm? - That's my sister. Aelwyn is the elder, you are-- - Yes I am, I'm friends with your son. - Yes, we're friends. - Ah Fabian lovely, I like to see you make friends, my little baby. - Mama please. - So handsome. - Stop mama. - A heartbreaker through and through. - No it's, it sounds like-- - Well, mommy's going to go get a chalice of night wine and she's going to retir

e to the sensory deprivation egg in the-- - Of course. - We'll keep the noise down. - Do you want me to have Cathilda put out some food. - Oh there's no need. - I'm pretty hungry. - My friends are-- - I'll go wake Cathilda up and make her make you some food. - I eat cereal with water so-- - Ta ta. - Your mom is so hot. - Okay do not talk about my mother like that. - You guys look around, Cathilda the halfling maid comes up. - [Fabian] Hello Cathilda. - Hello there, and how are you doing? Are you

doing alright? - I'm doing alright, we had rather crazy night, but really you don't have to do too much alright, just, my friends are peckish. - I'll put out some snacks right away then shall I? - Alright thank you. - Lovely, lovely. You see that she runs off into the kitchen. You guys hear a stomping of boots as Bill Seacaster walks into the room. Bill Seacaster walks in looks in and goes, well look at this then a bunch of fine friends for me young lad. - Yes papa these are my friends from the

Adventuring Academy, we've had a rather wild night. - Well it looks like you've gotten yourself into some kind of scrap then have you? - Ah yes we did. - I tried to do the same formal Elven greeting to his father. - What was that? - What are you doing? - I don't speak a word of Elvish lass, I'm not a man of letters, I've come from nothing, and made rather something of myself. - Oh, I was just saying hello. - Right well, hello to you as well, in the common tongue then. - I hand him a business ca

rd, greetings and salutations. - Well, as I said, I'm not a man of letters, so I can't read. - Sorry papa this is The Ball, Kristen, Adaine, Gorgug, and Fig. - Hey, if you're not a man of letters I got something I think you might like. And then I take out my bass and I play, I play a sea shanty. - Go ahead and make a performance check for me. - Oh! - Oh, 25 baby! - 25? (bass guitar music) - The fuckest, sickest, shantiest bass line comes running out of your guitar and you see that Bill Seacaster

looks at you and goes, (thumping desk) ♪ Sally Browne is a nice young lady ♪ ♪ Way, hay, roll and go ♪ (laughing) Come on yeh dogs. And a bunch of pirates just swing in on ropes, fucking pop out of barrels. - It happens a lot in this house. - Hiding in barrels this whole time. - I pay him to stay here, in case this happens, and he'll stay in the barrel until it does. You stay in the barrel until the music happens. The pirate is just clapping his hands and just silently weeping. - I feel like I

need to play for eternity so they don't have to go back in the barrel. - Keep playing lass, we'll sing til the sun rises. Two, three, four. ♪ Sally Browne is a nice young lady ♪ ♪ Way, hay, we roll and go ♪ That's all for this week on Fantasy High! Tune in next week and thanks for watching. If you'd like I'd be more than happy to run you through some training. There are two kinds of men in this world, a man who fights for gold is a man who knows why he is fighting. - Has anybody seen Zayn? - Oka

y that's what I was going to-- - Cravencroft is a very spooky cemetery. - Oh my god, what the fuck is that? - What kind of hell is that? - Master, I am ready to serve. - Fabian this is ill advised- - Fucking blasts through the chain link fence. - Good show motorcycle. - Dwarfs start going crash, crash, crash.