Build a Fort Battle

I hear fire. Getting ready. [FIRE ROARS] That's a grand piano. [CRACK] [YELLING] That was unbelievable. Welcome back to the beloved Build It series today. Build a Fort Battle. Let's do it, boys! Dude Perfect. The dudes and Sparky have divided up into three teams and we'll build their forts using the pre-selected materials. Inside your fort you will have to protect two mannequins, a lamp, a vase, and three balloons. We'll go one by 1 for three rounds to see what disasters will rain down on our fo

rts. The team's fort that holds up the best will win. All right, Team Green check in. You got Cody, Gar, right here, hanging out, got our mannequins. And we are Team Concrete. Me and Spark drew the short straw on material. We were given the PVC pipe, which is fine. Like it is what it is. It's doable. Good news for us is, the best material went to the least capable team in the twins. Look at this wood. [BLEEP] Ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to the Blue Team. We are kings that get crafty. We're kin

gs at Build It. If you're brand new to the channel, nothing I just said was true. [WOOD CLANKING] Ah! I broke it. [LAUGHING] We have spent the last few months watching YouTube videos on woodworking. And today is going to be a whole new ballgame. Cool camera shot, Chad. Here's kind of what I'm thinking. OK. We're going to go with a center pipe just for some stability that we can at least deflect some weight from. Some pipes come out the front that we can put some roofing on, and then support that

from the front. So it's almost like an open lean to on the front. Building a little bit of a foundation to give a little bit of sturdiness, see? We're thinking maybe do like a center column. Help the structure not have as much weight on it in the middle. We're looking forward to being done before lunch, really. Gar, it's not a sandcastle competition. You worried about the ocean rushing up next to yours? Don't make fun of them. They're going to win. [BLEEP] The main support is going to be in the

center with a lot of vertical pieces, so that when something like a grand piano falls on top of it, has the best chance to survive. Realistically, we'll also pile the rest of our wood just on top. Before we stand these things up in the holes, I want to get them cut. [SAW WHINES] After we get into our main support, I think we do this. I've seen this before. This is out of the City of St Louis protects itself. They have an arch, right? (WHISPERING) Do we need that for the roof, though? I don't re

ally know. They just have no idea what they're doing. [CRICKETS] Fit it in there like a glove. Yeah, we got about two feet up, only been about an hour. So keep rocking. Couldn't ask for a better day to build a fort. Thanks for downloading the app, by the way. Hope you guys are enjoying it. We're continually thinking of new content to put out, creators to bring onto the app, new features to add. Hope you guys like it. Drop some comments to us what you'd like to see. So far we've laid wood on the

ground. Sturdy base we can nail into. Currently trying to figure out how to get the plastic guard out of the way. I give up. Cody's going to try. This has become a woodworking channel. You don't actually have to hold the guard out of place or lock it or put it on safety or anything. You just push forward. You just push forward and the wood pushes the guard out of the way. Make sure that has tip number one for the audience. Yep, push forward with whatever type of saw this is. Guard moves on itsel

f. Not everyone can be experts. Like, we don't judge y'all or anything. Come back every few months when we do one of these build videos to learn your next trick. I could get into woodworking. [CRASH] So whenever you're using a saw, you want to keep it centered on the platform that it's on because you'd hate for it to fall. Hate to see that. I wish I could do every material. And I can't. I just, knowing that the wood is not getting the acknowledgment that wood deserves. Mine was not perfection. I

missed the nail about five times. Give a quick replay. [BLEEP] Look we're going to prime? Sure. OK, then you're going to put a little bit right here, and you're just going to do one of these right here. And just make sure it's on there. I'm just here to help Ty facilitate, baby. You want me to glue? I'll glue. You want me to color inside the lines? I'll color inside the lines. We will protect you. Hey, why are we not gluing? What are we doing? Sorry. Ty, how's your partner doing? I'll tell you

what it's kind of like having Cory, but at least he's funny. You know? Love you, kid. Love you too. (YELLING) Hey, technically our bricks came in on this pallet. Does that make it fair game? I'm excited because that's made of wood. No. Hey! Trespassing! Hey! Stop it! That's cute! Y'all are toddlers arguing. Who does the wooden pallet belong to? I'm not going to fight. I'm just going to take their fort. Wooden pallet? Who did that belong to? They want this thing so bad. How long have you been doi

ng this? Sabotage! Truce. Just bring it, Cor. Hey! To the woods we go. It's a tough look for me. No more palette. Learn how to use a nail and a hammer. All I hear is worry from the other teams. I gather you're not building a fort, you're building a bamboo structure. Just don't want you to get DQ'd for not having a fort. No, I'm sure you'd hate that. As a guy who built a boat during build a raft battle, just a little advice. To be fair, you didn't get DQ'd, your boat just fell apart. So we're cut

ting through the roofing right here. And I'll tell you what. I kind of signed up for this job thinking it was an easy one. We may be here for a bit. Plastic makes perfect. How are you looking, Spark? I'm putting on my suit and tie because I just did work. All right, I need one more. Oh! I personally think we call it. I mean it's not the prettiest looking fort but it's a fort nonetheless. I don't know if it's piano proof, but we did our best. Here, I'm going to give you a tour. It's really quick.

Right when you walk in, this is the entrance. This is the dining room. It's a little dark for me back there, but he's sleeping. That's the bedroom. We do have a couple of windows. And then the chimney, you might ask, well, that is a defense mechanism. I think we're done. Here you have the living room. Here you have the main hangout space. Here you have the bedroom, because there's a lamp. I did almost forget that there's a rose right there. That's all there is. That's all. That's it. We have a

chance. Team Spark and T checking out for the day. I think we're pretty pleased. Well, when you turn and look at that, the glorified birdhouse, you got to be a little pleased. Why did they put the circle in there. Proud of you. Proud of you. Thanks. Job's not finished. That's a wrap, day one. Welcome to day two, destruction day, the day that everybody's been looking forward to. First consequence will be-- come on, now. [SMACK] Ow! First consequence will be-- Big money, big money, big money. Mete

or shower! Meteor shower! I think it is back. Oh, boy. Let's see if all of Sparky's hard work pays off. Be good to us, meteor. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oooooooh! Oh, balloon pop, balloon pop. Oh! Oh! Ow! That's hot! Guy, you got fire on the backside. Fire on the backside. Bad news. We lost all three balloons. I think our lamp is good and our flower vase is good and our mannequins. We're still pretty clean for a shower. I think everyone's going to lose all three balloons. OK. All right. I wouldn't worry about

the balloons too much. All right, meteor not too bad. We obviously lost our balloons, but structurally, we look good. All right, go ahead, twins. Here we go. Come on, twins. First one for us. Here we go. Ooooh! Hit and run. That fort is going now. I don't like the car tires there. I believe in our build. I want a 50 mile an hour into that sucker, brother. Hey. Hey, no, no, no,no. Hey, who is this? Slow down, grandma. Hey, grandma! He's braking! Forward! Go! Forward! Go. Yes, get out of there! [

CRASH] What's your license plate? We're fine. Hearing it. We're good. We didn't secure ours to the ground, so she just slid. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That was smart. Big time move. The balloons are good. Yeah. Oh, the light's still on. Lamps on. Ma'am. Can I get your insurance information? I mean, they lucked out getting a grandma to drive, to be completely fair. You really eased into that one. Appreciate it, bro. Oh my gosh. All right. All right. Come on, Coach. Give me baseball. Telephone call in. Oh

. That's fine. Honestly, it doesn't sound that powerful. It's not. You stink. The roof is not going to handle this. It's a lot of weight. Oh! [SPLASH] Direct hit! Direct hit! [SCREAM] [SPLASH] Gosh, that was unbelievable! Whoa! That was incredible. Back to the wheel for round two, baby. No flamethrower. Big bucks. No whammy. No flame, no flame, no flame. Oooooh! It's nothing. I think it's fine. Hey, in honor-- We're going to find out if it's fine. --of the world series, boys. Give it your work.

[THUMP] Oh! [THUMP] Oh! Yeah. [THUMP] Right through the gap. [THUMP] Oh! [THUMP] Who's that guy? [THUMP] Oh, is he there with the fastball. [THUMP] Hey, you're missed. [THUMP] [THUMP] [THUMP] [THUMP] [THUMP] [THUMP] You guys did good. I got to say, Spark. I am really pleased. There's three baseballs around the flower base. It's not broken. Our bodies look good. Our roof took some damage, brother. This thing is shattered. When I saw Ty building that first, I was like, no way this thing stands the

test of time. And boy, this thing could survive a class five hurricane. Honestly, you survived. Thank you. I was always a kid that could stand in there and take a pitch. Hey, we made him throw a lot of pitches. Go for it, Cor. Baseball boys, I'm going to go. Oh! Oh, Santa is coming to town, baby. I love Christmas. (YELLING) Do your m Santa! Oh, he's so high. I can barely make out Rudolph. Stop! [THUNK] Yeah! Nothing, not even a splinter. Ah, hah, hah, hah! We are the best. This is what we do. L

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ry own board game. All seven of the Dude Perfect toys available at every Walmart today. Thank you, guys. Y'all are the best. Back to the wheel. Hope we don't get flamethrower. Oh, I feel so good about today. I mean mixed feelings on that, right? Some damage but also a ton of incredible DP toys. Genius self-promotion by the team. I'm not going to lie. There are some absolute doozies left on the board. And we have to go two of those? Hope for the best, I guess. Yep. Flamey, Flamey, Flamey. Oh, gee

. That one's funny. I'm excited to watch this one. I grew up a punk kid. I feel great about this. Look at these guys. This is what we're worried about? Oh! Not the panda! Fireworks is getting out of hand. Push the chimney over. Violence is not the answer. Oh, hey, the cops are here. Come on, guys. Think I'm going to need some backup. These boys are really out of control. Oh! We don't condone this. We don't condone. Hey, they're bailing. Get out of here. I did that. That was me. I think we're fin

e. Hey, check the vase in there. Is the vase good? If that was vase, it's gone. I think the vase is on the floor. Was that not the weirdest punishment you've ever seen? I didn't know what I was watching. I mean, I'm just glad it's over at this point. That was chaotic. Go head, boys. Not a lot of great options left. Let's see what happens. Anything but flame. Oh! That's why I'm here. He does like music. That's why I'm here. That is so fitting. Drop it. Hey, go get your condolences now. Because th

ose two mannequins are going. We'll see what happens. I think he's going to hit his spear and either get stuck or then fling off. I don't think it does anything. Now that I'm looking at it. Here we go. It's coming. Hey, that's a grand piano. [CRASH] [CRASH] Oh, OK. Did way more than I thought. [CRASH] Oh! I think your guys are fine. Impressive structure. Oh he took a grand piano to the face. He's OK. Guys, it still works. [PIANO KEYS TINKLE] He's missing his right arm. Guys, I think we have a br

oken arm. Honestly, , very impressive. Sparky, well done. Great job, man. Sparky's fortress prevails. Way to go, Spark. All right. Download the Dude Perfect app to watch us drop a piano on the twins fort. Do it. Let's head to the next segment thingy. At the end of the day, our fort was built to our own tune. Inside a piano pun. I like that. This is a big moment. I mean if y'all get flamethrower, you're done. We really need a telephone pole, whichever one we don't get goes to Garrett and Cody. He

re we go. Big moment. Could determine the whole battle. Let's go! Oh! I think this breaks the telephone pole. Yeah, boys. Let's send the telephone pole. Oh, boy. [CRASH] Ooh! Ah! Bang! Ignore them. Act like they're not there. Clear and obvious winner here, the twins. I can't believe I'm saying that. Hey, congratulations. Here's your trophy. We'll take it. We did it. I personally still want to see a flamethrower to the concrete block. Oh, yeah, we can do that. Oh, boy, it's loaded. Oh, boy. I hea

r fire. Getting ready. [FIRE ROARS] Oh, that's hot, dude. [FIRE ROARS] Oooooh! Is he still standing? You think this is what pizza rolls feel like? [LAUGH] What's up, guys? Thanks for watching. Congrats to the twins on just an absolutely shocking victory right there. If you guys want to see an extended version of this video, be sure to go download the Dude Perfect app on your TV, Apple TV, Roku, whatever you have. Right now it's there for you. You guys are going to love it. Pound it. Noggin. See

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