Man: EVERY JOURNEY IS
A CIRCLE TURNING IN SQUARES. [ MOUSE CLICKING ] BUT YOU CAN'T SQUARE
THE CIRCLE. YOU CAN ONLY RUN. RUN BACK TO YOU, BACK TO ME,
BACK TO US. OUTSIDE OF EVERYTHING.
INSIDE OF NOTHING. INFINITERNITY BY -- ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT!
YOU CAN SKIP NOW! MAN! OKAY, HI. THIS WEEK,
I'M REVIEWING THIS GAME I FOUND WAS PART OF
MY COMPUTER. IT'S NOT AS GOOD AS MINESWEEPER
OR SOLITAIRE, BUT IT'S WORTH A SHOT. OKAY, SO, I'M JUST
LOADING UP THE GAME NOW. [ SLURPS ] OKAY, IT'S CALLED
CAL-CU-LA-T
OR. UM, YOU TAKE A CHARACTER AND YOU PICK UP
A PAIR OF BINOCULARS AND YOU SPOT THE TREASURE
MARKED BY THE "X," OBVIOUSLY. [ CHUCKLES ] BUT BE CAREFUL BECAUSE AS SOON AS YOU GET
THE TREASURE, THERE'S THIS SNAKE THING. BUT IT'S OKAY
'CAUSE YOU CAN PICK UP THE AX OR THE BOW OR THE ARROW
AND KILL IT THEN SEE WHAT YOU GOT. HEY, I GOT A NEW HIGH SCORE!
[ SLURPS ] ONE CRITICISM I HAVE IS THAT
THERE'S NO FEMALE CHARACTERS, BUT THERE'S NO MALE CHARACTERS,
EITHER, SO IT'S OKAY, I GUESS. UM, THERE'S A COUP
LE OF LITTLE
GLITCHES WITH CERTAIN COMMANDS, LIKE IF I TRY TO USE
THE ARROW WITH THE BALLOON, SEE WHAT HAPPENS? [ EXPLOSION ] SO, YEAH, PRETTY GOOD GAME.
8/10. WOULD PLAY AGAIN. Gumball: AH! AH!
"GORILLA vs. KILLER WHALE"! [ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ] [ GROANS ]
TROLLED.
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