CCL के सितारों का Comedy Game | Manoj Tiwari, Nirahua | The Kapil Sharma Show 2 | Ep 305 | NEW FE

Thank you! Thank you! [clapping] Thank you! Please sit down. Thank you. It seems like a full house today. [cheering] Wow, thank you! - Archana. - Yes. There are two things that are a rage in our country. - Films and cricket. - Cricket. During board exams, a person never wakes up at 4 AM to study. If there's a cricket live telecast, they wake up at 4 AM. Some people are so fond of it that they wake up at 2 AM. - Why? - To watch cricket. The cricket match starts at 4 AM. They watch their parents p

lay kabaddi and go to sleep. [laughs] I mean, parents often fight. If someone is watching the match on their phone on a street, people around get drawn. Suddenly, if a relative calls, they get irritated for no reason. They don't even know this person. - [laughs] - What's this? - My brother-in-law's phone. - Hang up. [laughs] Pandey here. He followed someone home while staring into their phone. That person shut the door. He later washed all their clothes. [laughs] [clapping] Some people are so fo

nd of matches that they climb a tree far away from the stadium to watch the match. - They watch while hanging. - Yeah. Some people hold their mobile phone in their hands. They confirm if it's the same match. [laughs] They notice that there is a difference. [laughs] They decide to flip the camera and stand on the other side. Okay. Who is coming now? Cricket is a rage. When cricket and films go together, entertainment is doubled. We're going to have double entertainment here today. We have a few s

tars from the Celebrity Cricket League. Let's invite them to the stage with a round of applause. We welcome all the stars of Celebrity Cricket League. Let me tell the viewers that we were going to shoot today's episode at a stadium. The channel reminded us that the budget is new for the nation, not the channel. [laughs] We have filmstars from various corners of our country today. It can happen only at two places, Archana. Either on our show or when we take our show to another location. [laughs]

Woah! [clapping] I want to ask a question. I hope all of you drove here and don't expect Sonu to drop you home. [laughs] Woah! He has dropped many people home. Wow! Thank you. - Manoj is so busy. - Hmm. He's a part of Lok Sabha. But he loves appearing on TV so much. [laughs] - Greetings, elder brother! - Look. No, I welcome you. We brought a good budget plan. A good budget. [cheering] Manoj, CCL has resumed after 3 years. Was it difficult to resume CCL or gather players? Organising it again was

difficult. Three years, as we know, I believe that even your show had people's photos in place of the audience here. - That's true. - Yes. Archana was real. [laughs] She doesn't refuse the money. [laughs] Look, everyone is great in their worlds. Certainly the people here. Even those who are not here. The players watching us on TV. Everybody wanted CCL to come back soon. Because CCL is not just about winning or losing anymore. It's to unite the country. - Wow! - Ah! [clapping] Manoj, all the old

players, did everyone fit into their old t-shirts or did you buy new ones? No, there are changes. - Everyone has reduced their weight. - Okay. Me too. [laughs] It was amazing to hear him say 'Me too'. [laughs] Really, Manoj. You look great. I didn't know that you had dimples. [laughs] Manoj, who decides when and where CCL takes place? Whoever finalises the place, who tells that person that this actor's movie is over. He's at home and will join. [laughs] - Sohail can answer that. - Yes. Everybody

waits for CCL. - They reserved their dates. - Okay. And we are all excited. Sohail, you must admit that when CCL starts, players get excited, but producers begin to worry. One more gone! Another broken leg! [laughs] - I broke my leg. - Yes. So, my shoot was about to start and I still remember it was 23rd Feb and we were playing in Dubai. My shoot was about to start when my game was on. And as soon as I broke my leg, I'm literally separated from my leg. Sohail told me that my leg has broken. Wha

t to do now? And I was worried about the dates. [music playing] Sonu fell but he's someone who would get up immediately. When I went closer, I was confused if I was ahead or behind Sonu. Right or left? His leg was in such a position. I stood there wondering. And he said, "Don't stare, help me get up." [laughs] So, he got up and his leg stayed behind. Oh my! It was literally hanging. He's so dedicated. When he returned to India on a flight, he went to his gym. He said that his leg has cracked but

the upper body is fine. - So, he went for bench press. - Wow. [music playing] CCL is fun. The matches are certainly fun. But the fun before and after the match is amazing. I've done commentary for 2-3 matches. I went to Hyderabad and Dubai. Sohail told me that there's a party in Dubai at night. Come along! The Mumbai team is partying. I said okay. In Dubai, he had booked a separate section inclusive of the club. There were four men doing this outside. They recognised me. I thought that maybe So

hail knows it. I took the food and drinks and gave it to them. The next day I met Sohail. He asked me if my friends had fun. I was confused. The people I met last night. I said that they mentioned that they were your friends. We don't know who all partied. [laughs] - Welcome, sir! - Thank you. [music playing] [clapping] What's the best part of CCL, Sohail? We are all people from the same industry. We speak different languages, that's all. To bring them together, like kids on a cricket field, the

re's nothing more joyous than this. This is our tenth season. We are back with a bang and are very happy with it. [applause] All these teams, they have their own brand ambassadors. The ambassador of Bhojpuri Dabanggs is Pakkhi Hegde. Kriti Sanon for Mumbai Heroes. For Telugu Warriors, it's Regina Cassandra, Pranitha Subhash and Adah Sharma. Sayantika for Bengal Tigers. Sharmiela Mandre and Parvati Nair for Karnataka Bulldozers. Do these brand ambassadors play cricket? Or are they there just to m

ake sure the boys show up on time? Now that we're talking about brand ambassadors, sometimes we invite celebrities. A few years ago, we invited Nargis Fakhri. The opponent team struck a sixer. She says, "Oh, what a goal!" What a goal? [laughing] I looked at Adil and I said, "Adil, seriously?" The opponent team hit a sixer. She didn't even call it a sixer, she called it a goal. [laughing] But it is a nice addition. In fact, we're going to suggest this to let at least two girls play from every tea

m. Is that a personal suggestion? [laughing] Manoj sir, how did you come up with that suggestion? I thought of it because women are half our population. We can at least have two within a team of eleven. [laughing] Can I tell you something? It should be a rule that whenever they come down to bat, no matter if it's Sohail bowling, we'll change the bowlers. We'll have an actress come in to bowl. Then Kapil can call us on the show more often. [laughing] No, it's great fun to have you here. The brand

ambassadors of all the teams are females. But for 'Punjab De Sher', Sonu's team, their brand ambassador is Mika. [laughing] Brother, it's Mika because the women won't agree. [laughing] Or did you think that Mika would obviously bring some girls with him? [laughing] - But Sonu, - Yes? In actual cricket, whenever you travel abroad for matches, your girlfriends or wives are allowed. - How does it work here? - No. Not allowed. [laughing] Why? They organised CCL to get away from them. This is all bo

y bonding. Let me tell you something. All the actors, be it from the Hindi film industry or any other, I have observed that when all actors started playing together, they started getting work within other industries. Hindi people went to Tamil industry, Telugu industry, Jisshu now works in Bengal. I'm in three industries only because of CCL. - That's great. - So, people started getting work. This was the best part of CCL. [applause] Manoj, I've noticed you and Ravi Kishan have a camaraderie. Whe

never we invite you together, either you miss your flight or he misses his flight. Right? And Dinesh is always present to balance it out. [laughing] Tell me something, Manoj. If you and Ravi open for the Bhojpuri Dabanggs, and Ravi hits a good shot, will you run for partnership or just let him get his own runs? [laughing] Sir. - This happened once. - Oh. We had decided... Really? He wanted to be the captain. Oh. He would've been here if that was agreed upon. He's still stuck on that. [laughing]

There can only be one captain. So, I got the responsibility. But we needed him in the team. I had an idea. You two should open. Walk the field together. I asked him if that was fine. He said it was fine but he wanted to open. He will be at the non-striker's end. [laughing] He accepted that. Everyone agreed to that. Suddenly he called me over and said, "You need to explain to him that I will be standing there but he has to hit the ball, not me." [laughing] If he opens with me, we'll definitely lo

se. Why? It will be an easy run. He'll come out 4 steps, I'll make a run for it. And then he'll ask me to go back. [laughing] Out of the blue. He'll ask me to go back because he doesn't feel like running. He's Ravi Kishan. He can do anything. [laughing] Manoj, when you hit the ball, do you yourself run or does the government provide a jeep, since you're a politician now? [laughing] Care to comment? I'd told him before. Half the time he calls us over just to roast us. [laughing] He creates an ela

borate act just to roast us. Manoj, you're so lovely and have so many one-liners, I can't resist. But I'll tell you, we practice so much in the nets on that 22 yards pitch, whenever we play with him, we forget the practice. - There's the... - Batting for Bhojpuri Dabanggs. And here's the bowling end. Here's a Mumbai Heroes' bowler. He's the Bhojpuri Dabangg's batsman. Ready? [laughing] I haven't even bowled! [laughing] He comes forward to play it. [laughing] Where do we even bowl? Over his head?

[laughing] Sir, you named us Dabanggs. So you should hand them the bowl too. We have the captain of Punjab De Sher, Sonu Sood. Look at the name, Punjab De Sher, Lions of Punjab. And what are the lions named? Sonu. Binnu. [laughing] Ghuggi, Jimmy, Jassi, Ninja. [laughing] Looks like the lions just sent their cubs to play. [laughing] Oh God. Binnu, did no one ever suggest you to use your full name? Gurpreet Singh Waraich [laughing] Or else change your team's name. It took a lot of effort to short

en those names. Or else we had very long names. Oh. First of all, I'll be speaking in Hindi. No, I thought I should apologize first. Punjabi men don't fear English as much as they fear Hindi. [laughing] Binnu, tell me something. I've known you for so long. You're a great actor and you have such good timing. You had absolutely nothing to do with cricket. [laughing] How did you end up in the team? Because we used to play 'gilli-danda'. I thought we should play cricket. This is our third time with

the team. I played the first time. I didn't play the second time. When we started the third time, we started with the Kapil Sharma Show. They told me to get ready. Kapil, let me tell you about Binnu. When we went to play the first match, as everyone comes in, they all have their build-up. We all wondered whether anyone has actually played the game. Everyone's like, "Yeah, I almost played Ranji Trophy." "I was almost selected." They hyped themselves so much! When we actually got there to play, th

en the truth started coming out. I remember, Binnu plays very well. So, we gave him an over to play. Everyone stood at their place. Binnu was ready. He swung his arm and the ball dropped right there. [laughing] Listen to this. Binnu is about to bowl. Everyone's hyped about his play. He bowled and the ball dropped here. Listen to this. The ball just kept on going. The batsman came forward to play and got bowled! [laughing] The entire team was sad and suddenly they saw the wicket. He took that wic

ket with that ball. Brother, I had prepared well for that ball. Brother, that was amazing bowling, but tell me, who was that batsman? Riteish Deshmukh. Riteish Deshmukh. [laughing] I never looked back after that. Then I started playing cricket. So you give the credit of your cricket to yourself or Riteish Deshmukh... who got out on this ball too? [laughing] But how did he get out? Leg before wicket. Even I didn't know, but the wicketkeeper went up like 'Howzat'. I thought something happened. [la

ughing] Something must have happened. [clapping] They were all standing like this. So when he went up like this, then everybody got interested. Then I also went up like this. I said 'Howzat''! He said 'yes'. [clapping] We bonded so well. I remember an anecdote from Manoj when our match was going on. I hit a shot and the ball went up in the air. Manoj was under the ball. I prayed, please drop it. I was praying. You probably don't remember. But he caught it. Then I was like... But Manoj consoled m

e to the crease, and was like, 'sorry, bro. It was a mistake.' He told me very lovingly that it was a mistake. What Sonu said, this really happens. Yeah. What happened once that a batsman got bowled, then someone came, I couldn't figure out who he was because he came in a helmet. [clapping] Sohail, that was the Marathi team. So when the second batsman came, I was in full flow that I have to get him out too. Then the middle stump went flying. Oh. When he started leaving, then I saw that it was Ri

teish Deshmukh. [laughing] Then I felt that Riteish should not have been out for a while. It's good for us if he plays for a while. [laughing] Because he doesn't play with a good strike-rate. He is a CCL player. And there are many who can hit six sixes in six balls. Then we used to say, 'why did you call us?' [laughing] If you can play like this, then go and play in Ranji. [laughing] Manoj, who hits the most sixes in the entire CCL? - There is one from Karnataka. - Okay. Rajeev. Look, they are f

rom his team. Sir, we play very seriously in our team. As Manoj said 'why don't they play in Ranji'. We went there but didn't get the chance. So became an actor. [clapping] After becoming an actor, we thought now CCL is here, thanks to Vishnu, we are delighted to play with big actors like them. And our 11 out of 11 players can hit six sixes in six balls. - Oh! - Really? Wow! [clapping] - Our team's name is Bulldozer, sir. - Okay. So everything pales in front of the bulldozer. So we think we can

do it. [clapping] Manoj, don't you think this should be in your title? Bhojpuri Bulldozer. [clapping] Sometimes we wonder that they hit such big hits. They do look like Bulldozers too. We also think that Telugu and Karnataka... Now we are a little scared of Mumbai too. I don't know where Sohail gets these people. - Actor... - And he asks me if I saw today's match. 'How Karnataka Bulldozers were hitting.' - Hmm. 'Yes, brother.' 'So, find someone for our team.' [laughing] Now, whenever I go... Now

, whenever I go to shoot, I don't see who is acting well. I'll tell him to 'come here'. 'Do you know how to play cricket?' 'Yes, brother. I used to play for my district.' 'Really?' Then I call 'brother, I found a district player.' [laughing] 'Call him.' And as soon as he comes for practice, then, as Sonu said... Then that happens. [laughing] A player had come who said that he had played Ranji. I asked how many years ago you played Ranji... - because this is also a criterion. - Yeah. - That if so

meone is playing Ranji, then he cannot play. - No. - Okay. - Then I asked him, 'when did you play?' He said, 'sir, 12 years ago'. So I thought, let's take him, he knows how to play. Actually, he would play in a university college and considered it as Ranji. [laughing] - He doesn't even know what Ranji is. - Yes. And when I asked the coach, I came to know that he has never played. He's here because of a link. So there are a lot of stories like this. He came wearing a pad upside down. [clapping] H

e was like 'sir, the pad is faulty.' [laughing] 'I can't walk.' When I saw it, it was upside down. [clapping] So these things happen in CCL. - It was upside down. - But there are good players too. But good players must not be there. [laughing] Is there no audition process like actors have? Is there no audition? Archana, there is a criterion that you should have done this many films. This many films should have been released. A player, B player. These are CCL's rules. So when the struggle started

, everyone wanted good players. Everyone's honour was at stake... - As Manoj said that actors don't need to be good players, - Right. But if good players are made actors, then it can be something good. Then the teams started searching for players. 'He is a good player. Let's give him a role in a movie.' 'Start acting.' So the one who has never seen the camera in his life comes and stands in front of the camera, and a dialogue is given to him, then the director starts crying and the producer too.

What to do about him? - There were a lot of players... - Archie, it was the Kerala team, their opening bowler... - 'He is from which movie?' - Okay. 'He must have done something.' Why ask someone, you know... Then he bowled so fast. I asked the third umpire. I asked just to check what the speed is. 147 kmph! Oh my! [clapping] 147 kmph! I said... - Who is this actor? - Exactly. Who is this actor? That's what Akeel said in the curtain raiser. For us, we are actors. We have to go back to our shoot

s. We should enjoy each other's celebrity status. But then a complete filtration was done. And this season... Actually for the past couple of seasons, you will only see celebrities playing the game. That's fun. CCL is all about celebrities. [clapping] We look for a sponsor for so long that who will be the sponsor of our team. So in the matter of sponsors, a person came to me that 'how much is the expense of Bhojpuri Dabanggs?' I said around 10 to 15 million rupees. You can edit it if it gets car

ried away. [clapping] It will not be edited now. [clapping] Even if it was supposed to get cut, now it will not. - He said, 'Manoj,' - Yes. 'I will sponsor you guys. My son will play.' - Oh! - Then I said, 'your son can't play'. Then I was in a dilemma that I thought to call Sohail, 'would it be fine for one'? [laughing] Then Sohail said 'let's think about it'. [laughing] 'Call Vishnu Induri.' 'Ask him, would it be fine for one? He will cover all the expenses.' 'No, sir.' 'Rules are strict.' Go

to hell. You didn't tell the whole thing. 'Sir, he can spend 10 to 15 million rupees. No, strict rules.' - 'Sir, he can go up to 25 million. - No.' - 'Sir, 30 million... - What's his name?' [laughing] 'Call him.' Kapil, you should also play in CCL. - Where? - Get him on your team. What will happen to you there? [laughing] Watch the match there... [clapping] I have seen it in CCL... Now that we are kidding. But every player is thinking about winning the cup. So many times when it gets late while

playing, then also, only a cup is there, or a glass comes to mind? [laughing] - We know it, sir, that the match will end at 11. - Yes. In the dressing room, whether you win or lose you go straight to the bar. [laughter] The teams playing the next day... Like Saturday 4 teams have played and the next day four teams will play. They are already there. We say, you have a match tomorrow. Yes, but it's in the afternoon. [laughter] People are going for walks at 5 am in the morning. I'll leave. What tim

e do we have to come, Sohail? [chuckling] Don't wake me up before 2. But we have a match. [laughter] Jisshu Sengupta is the captain of the Bengal Tigers. He's a great actor and has done more than 100 projects. - Wow. - He is an actor himself He's a producer too and plays cricket also. He even does a reality show on TV. Someone was saying the Bengali clinic behind bus stations is owned by you or is it someone else? I've just opened one more shop, sir. - Okay. - But that was earlier. I was a drumm

er. - I was a drummer for a few years. - All right. So I have my own band now and I am earning well. - Lovely. - Is it? Kapil, let me tell you, all of us sitting here. During covid, there was a family in Kolkata. A middle-class family whose... You know there were no hospital beds or rooms available then. I made a call to Jisshu. I told him there was a sick lady and it was a genuine case. He said, you give me one day. Jisshu called me back in 2 hours and... We were only in touch during CCL. That'

s the time I realised that... We speak about the industry that - but we have met even to help local connect. - Absolutely. - True. - So whatever work you have - in whichever city... - Sonu is here too. - we are standing for each other. - Right. He's present everywhere. - Well said. - [laughter] [clapping and cheering] Many girls and boys who want to get married who want to run away from home first check if Sonu Sood is standing outside. [laughter] That he should not drop them home. This is a big

fear amongst people too. But Sonu, jokes apart we love you and are very proud of you. Rajeev, who is sitting here is the wicketkeeper and batsman for Kerala Strikers. - Sir, before you say anything... - Sir. Today he will speak. No. I remember, he was worrying about speaking in Hindi. Why are you scared? You have such a great body, even if you speak Hindi wrongly, no one will interrupt you. You don't let me speak. Please speak. If you genuinely want it, Archana has medicine. You have to take a

30 ml dosage. [laughter] After drinking that, you can speak any language. If you generally speak in Telugu, you can start speaking Punjabi too. When people from Punjab drink it, they start speaking English well. [laughter] This is a very unique medicine. And with an extra 30 ml, you can speak Russian too. - [laughter] - So... - Normally the players of our Indian cricket team... - Yes. if they miss a catch and when they meet the captain later they make excuses that this happened or that happened.

My eyes were blinded by the sun. You are already an actor. So if you miss a catch - do you act... - There is no need for that, sir. In fact, we cannot act. All are actors in the team. So how can we act and save ourselves? It doesn't happen like that. And that's it. [laughter] Kapil. This time our team is... Sohail, it's only actors this time. - Only actors. - Only actors. Rajeev, sometimes it happens that actors have profile issues. This profile is good. Let me stand on this side. Does this hap

pen? It does not happen in our team. Kapil, you are talking about the ground. - So we made Bobby the captain for two matches. - All right. The team walked inside. So Shabbir went to Bobby and said, "Set the field.' Bobby says, "What does set the field mean?" This was, uh, - long-off, long-on, mid. - Oh my, God! Bobby goes. You go there. You go there. You come a little close. You go there. The field is set! [laughs] It happened in the second one. In the first one, Bobby said, "Stand under shade,

brother." [laughs] Bobby is too cool. Sudheer Babu, let's hear it for him. He was a professional badminton player. He plays cricket now. He loves sports a lot. Sudheer Babu, someone told me that you're planning to start a ludo league. - [laughs] - Is it true? - Ludo? - Are you trying to start a ludo league? Is it true or just a rumour? [laughs] Archana was asking whether you loan money to play Teen Patti. Nobody can stop her from gambling. I'm not kidding. I want to tell you something. Whatever

he says that I have said is a complete lie. So don't believe him at all. No, I'm generally saying. Her husband, Mr Parmeet Sethi, she won him in gambling. [laughs] I just wanted to say one thing. Like, CCL is something for us. We all played heroes in the reel. There's a chance for us to be real heroes. And all of my team members came back and once told me that even Manoj Tiwari. One of his fans came and asked, "In films, you do stunts." "Why are you not catching the ball right now?" I listened t

o his answer. Then he said, "No, that's a secret. If I do it now, people will know." - Oh! - That's his sense of humour. That's what he said. That's his sense of humour. A great answer! Wow! I've seen that you're Manoj's die-hard fan, and so are we. But, I've seen that he followed him into music. He followed him into films. He followed him into politics. His birthday is on 1 Feb and his follows on 2nd Feb. - [laughs] - Isn't it? [laughs] No, but I want to know that if Manoj goes to jail - to dis

tribute blankets. - [laughs] [music playing] Will you follow him? [laughs] Jiiva is from Chennai Rhinos. He played the role of Srikkanth in the movie '83.' [cheering] Firstly, I would like to appreciate you for the role played. - Thanks, man! - Wow! [clapping] Thank you so much for the elevation. It was great. You've played Srikkanth's role in '83', Jiiva. Did you tell your team coach or captain that Srikkanth was an opening batsman? Let me be the same. I was always an opening batsman. - Is tha

t so? - Opening bowling and batting. Oh! My question got ruined. [laughs] We have been playing CCL for the last 6 years. And I've only played one shot. It was a four. I got selected through that for the film, '83.' - Okay. - Balwinder Sandhu selected me. He plays like Srikkanth. - So, let's select him. - Wow! So, it was a great experience. '83' was a great experience for me. [cheering] Ganesh is from Karnataka Bulldozers. He is also called Golden Star Ganesh. Ganesh, Archana was asking that how

many carats are you? [laughs] Why are you called Golden Star Ganesh? - Sir, in 2003 and 2004, I was doing a show. - Okay. The show is called Comedy Time. - Okay. Wow! - It was a hit in Karnataka. So, I became a film actor after that. - Okay. - My earlier films were a hit. So, people from Karnataka gave me this name, Golden Star. I'm not a golden star, sir. Those who gave me this name - are golden stars. - Wow! [clapping] - [whistles] - Fabulous! And you asked me how many carats worth I am. I'm a

s many carats as their love. Beautiful! [cheering] Ninja who is sitting here belongs to Punjab De Sher. I know him for singing for as long as I've known him. And he sings very soulfully. When did you get interested in cricket? I learnt you played even before becoming a singer. - I have played all sports. - Okay. - Be it wrestling, cricket or kabaddi. - Wow. And... [clapping] Very nice. [clapping] The struggle with which all of us went through. We saw all of them struggling as we were growing up.

I am not that old. [laughing] You are highly respected. In my period of struggle, I spent all the time trying to hone my talent. The child at that point has now grown up and is playing in CCL. - Very good. - [clapping] Let's have a song, please. Yes, sir. Raju, you? Who Raju? Pushpa Raj. I will not bow down. You will not bow down but you will get beaten up for sure. - [laughter] - Sohail, did you recognise him? No. 8. [laughter] Archie. [laughter] - Do it then. - Please come back. I took time a

nd disguised myself and you start off with Raju. All of them were feeling that Allu Arjun is not part of the CCL. Where did he come from? [laughter] Whichever God you worship swear on them, that does he look like Allu Arjun from anywhere? [laughter] Sonu is feeling guilty for the first time. He's saying, I sent so many people home but the one I should have sent back... [laughter] is still very much in Mumbai. Whoa. Why will brother Sonu send me to Amritsar? Mumbai needs me now. Forget Mumbai, yo

ur mother doesn't need you. [laughing] Do you know, when he was born, Sudheer, the doctor gave a bill of 20,000 rupees. His father told him to keep him for 15,000 rupees. [laughing] And he says he's needed. The doctor told them to take him away and bring him back when he becomes 21 years old. They asked why and he says to beat him up. [laughing] When his parents went home with him, his father said to his mother, "We'll announce around that the doctor made a mistake since it was his first deliver

y." [laughing] 'Sir, you need to adjust your mic.' See? Even his mic isn't working. Did anyone else's mic do that? Everyone's mic is okay. His fate is so bad that everything he starts, ends up ruined. Go on, continue. I've been talking since morning. Now do what you get paid for. [laughing] Have some shame, your friend needs you. When have you ever helped me? - I do come here every day. - You do that for yourself. When will you help me? [laughing] Help means if I'm going somewhere, and I have a

flat tyre, and you come in. You say that you have a garage right that way. That sort of help. Why would I have a garage? I'd help you out anyway. Alright. I have a flat tyre and you come in, I'll scold you for coming late. [laughing] People are in line to change their tyres. Why do you want me to own a garage so desperately? I could come in with a tyre in my car. Alright. I have a flat tyre and come in your car. You get down and give your keys to someone else. You tell them that their tyre has b

een fixed. [laughing] I will come in my own car. If you have a flat tyre, I'll say, "Come on, Archana and Kapil, I'll drop you in my car." How did Archana come in this? If you have a flat tyre, how would she travel? [laughing] Wow. Look, you need to respect me. Your in-laws don't respect you. When he visits them they punish him. They make him stand like a hen. What else can you do? When he visits his in-laws, they snatch his phone first. He might tweet if there's no salt in his food. Oh! When he

went to see a girl for his marriage, she was standing there. They told her to look at him. She said she'd seen him, that's why she was looking down. [laughing] Another time, he went to see a girl. The girl brought them tea. She asked for him and they pointed at him. She drank her tea and spat it out. [laughing] Another time, the girl brought in the tea. She asked for him and they pointed at him. She kicked him! [laughing] Check your notes, if there's any other girl you've missed. [laughing] Did

you think I was named after a flower? I am fire! Straighten that shoulder first. I can't even tolerate you with straight shoulders! So, please. [laughing] I felt so good when I was out. There are stars from the film 'KGF' sitting outside. They couldn't recognise me and here you are taunting me. Seriously? Where are the stars? Come on, guys. Violence! Violence! Violence! I don't like violence. I avoid. But violence likes me. Hello, Rocky. Hello. Here, park my car. [laughing] Pushparaj doesn't pa

rk cars. [laughing] Oh, then go for a drive. [laughing] Oh, wow. There are huge stars here today. Where are the audience and Archana? [laughing] If you move your hair, you might see them. [laughing] [laughing] Why did you come here? I want to play in CCL. I want to be selected. That's why. I was sitting in my home. I started digging. I kept on digging and digging. I saw the kids playing cricket below 100 metres. [laughs] Kids were playing cricket below the ground? [laughs] My home is on the 10th

floor. [laughs] So, I kept on digging and digging. Then came the society playground. [claps] Hey man. Selection cannot happen that way. I have called another man for selection. Shahrukh Khan came in between. [laughs] Look at the talent. Shahrukh Khan can come out of 'Pushpa'. [cheers] [music] Amazing! Amazing! 'Pranam'. I haven't done so much 'Pranam'. Even in the elections. [laughs] Wow. Brother Manoj has come. [cheers] Nirahua has come. It will be a blast. Believe me. I like both of you a lot

I like one thing about both of you. What? It's me, Ravi Kishan. [whistles] Why are you standing? You should touch my feet. Touch my feet. Pushparaj, won't bend down. Hey man, why won't the brother-in-law bend down? [laughs] He will have to bend down. Then, the sister will be happy. [claps] [whistles] Say it right. Pushpa won't bend. But the brother-in-law will have to bend. [laughs] One minute. I have an objection. If I become a brother-in-law, I will never bend down. If my brother-in-law tell

me to bend... Then I'll start digging and digging. I will stand on the ground. If he will say, Rocky... I will say no. No. No. No. You insulted me in front of the whole market. Yes. How dare you? Only one person can shut you off. Who is it? Call him. Who will silence me? [laughs] Who is it? "He has come from 'Mumbai'." "He comes with news." Hey. "He has told the grandma." "That 'Mangal' is sick." [laughs] Hey, not Manoj's voice. I respect him a lot. I am really scared of him. You will do no such

thing. Do you understand? Will you help me get selected for CCL? Is there a doubt? No, I won't. [laughs] Okay fine. I request you. I won't sing in his voice. Please select me. I have different strategies. What is it? Whenever I will sit in the dressing room... In the dressing room, I'll keep digging and digging. When the opposite team will come out of the dressing room... I'll listen to their strategy and use it against them. Yeah. Whatever happens, you keep digging and digging. But never come

to our dressing room. Because our team stands wearing a 'dhoti'. [laughs] I have a plan. I'll make a bat of sandalwood. I'll gift it to the other team. I'll have the police raid them. [laughs] They'll be in jail and we'll be the winner. [laughs loudly] I think he likes the idea. He is like Ravi. I want to use a cuss word so that our relationship can be over. [laughs] What? You both leave cricket. Do one thing. You become a cheerleader in our team. What? The king of underground mines. I have gold

reserves. I am Rocky. Do you want me to become a cheerleader? Pushparaj. Won't become a cheerleader. [cheers] You will get 15,000 rupees for a day. You think we are greedy for 15,000 rupees? Yeah. We are ready. Hey. Yay! [cheerleading] Kapil Sharma show. [claps] 15,000. Get lost and do your work. Do you like these cheerleaders? I can bring them with a clean shave if you want. You prepare for the cricket match. I'll teach them. Give it to me. You should do it this way. Amazing. [claps] Sudheer,

when you came last time, we didn't have this segment. When you post the pictures for your fans... People post really funny comments on them. If you want to... Sudheer, you can come here. You will be able to see it clearly. Please show it. This is a post by Manoj. Let's see the comments. Please don't read the comments. [laughs] It's not like that. Sir, don't fall into the scam of dating apps... At first, it's right swipe, then comes the card swipe. [laughs] [claps] Increasing the views of your ow

n songs on YouTube. [laughs] A guy checks the profile of the beautiful girl when she follows him. Look what people write. Show some more. When a man buys expensive glasses, he wears it at home too. [laughs] [claps] Show some more. Brother Sonu has posted. All they wanted was a lift. Let's see the comments. Don't do this exercise a lot. You may build your muscles... But they may never build families. [laughs] [claps] [laughs] Sonu Sood carrying two weak men to their homes. Someone has replied, Th

ey are saying that they work here... Don't drop us home. [laughs] Show some more. Take care and feed them equally... Or else your muscles will be imbalanced. [laughs] Show some more. Sohail has posted it. Travelling with the freaky guys. It's for promotion. Freaky Ali. 'Hyderabad', here we come. Let's see the comments. Looking at Nawaz's expression, it feels like he wanted dinner... But Sohail offered him just snacks. [laughs] Nawaz be like, I just ordered a half 'biryani'... And these people ca

me. [laughs] Show some more. Dinesh has posted a photo. The person guiding me from films to politics. Happy birthday to big brother. Let's see the comments. He's tensed about munchies getting over before the delivery guy comes. [laughs] Some producer has messaged him in English... So, he is taking the help of big brother. [laughs] Show some more. Jisshu has posted a photo. Let's see the comments. When the wife messages from airport, 'Baby, I'm taking off'. [laughs] [laughs] Nice. He has signed a

few romantic movies in the morning. He is smiling while imagining the scenes. [laughs] Show some more. Ninja has posted. Don't be a tourist, be a traveller. Let's see the comments. A man never goes to travel... But if he gets one suitcase free, he will definitely take it. [laughs] We have seen ninjas with two swords in their hands, For the first time, there is a ninja with two suitcases. [laughs] He heard Sonu Sood's bus will pass from here. So, he's waiting. [laughs] [claps] Show some more. Bi

nnu posted this. The happiness of ending lockdown. It's written in Punjabi. Let's see the comments. The happiness of ending lockdown or the opening bars. [laughs] At a vegetarian wedding, when someone says... Let's go to the parking. I have stuff in the car. [laughs] Brother Ghuggi is saying don't worry... The band's dress is not the same as yours. [laughs] Show some more. Sudheer has posted it. Fuse snippets of my next. What are snippets, Sudheer? - What is a snippet? - It's small little pieces

. Small little pieces. Okay. I knew it. I was just checking. [laughs] Let's see the comments. He has designed the eggs... It will roost chickens of different colours. [laughs] Sir, please change your name. When my girlfriend calls you 'Babu', I get really jealous. [laughs] Sir, you paint nicely. I have a 4BHK in 'Hyderabad'. Will you paint it? [laughs] Show some more. Goldenstar Ganesh has posted the photo. The secret to a well-balanced life is a cup of tea in one hand... And a book in the other

. Tea and books. Mm. Ganesh, what does 'Mm' mean? [laughs] Bedroom. Mm. Let's look at the comments. 'Looking at your tank top it doesn't seem like it's your house,' [laughter] Sir, you're right. 'Life stays balanced till the time we have a cup of tea in our hands.' 'The moment there's a bottle in our hands, life gets dis-balanced.' 'When the owner isn't at home, I lay on the bed like this.' [claps] Shows us more. Wow! Jiiva sir has uploaded the photo. Jiiva sir, what have you written over there?

That's 'Patta bagayam, Parlena legiyum.' Okay, what does that mean? [claps] Hit out or get out. Ah, okay, wow, nice. Let's see the comments. Sir, you may save the world by becoming a superhero but if a bull gets behind you seeing the red cloth, [laughter] then who'll save you? [claps] Public announcement. Public announcement. 'You shouldn't wear black underwear with white pants, it can be seen.' [claps] 'Showing magic tricks to kids after getting out in a match quickly. [claps] Show us more. Oh

. [claps] 'Thank you' Woah! Hi. 'Oh, my god.' Mr Sohail, how are you? [claps] [kisses] [claps] Look, the rickshaw driver is here too. [clapping] Sir, you've become an MP now, right? Then you must have a siren on top of your rickshaw. [claps] The red siren is no more. - Is it gone? - The red siren has gone home. Mr Manoj, how are you? I'm good, and I'm happy to see you. Me too. You're very cute. I feel having fun with you since you're here. Can I? [claps] - Can I've fun? - Yes, sure. Mr Manoj, I'

m telling you that, Mr Ravi Kishan is my favourite person. [claps] You've made fun. My favourite line is I'm proud even if my life's a mess. [claps] I'm joking, I just wanted to have fun. I like Rinkiya's father as well. [claps] I like it. I keep having fun like this. But you shouldn't take the Bhojpuri team so lightly. You'll keep moving your bat like this and they'll bring a remote and take away the trophy. [laughter] How is that? Haven't you heard his song? With a remote, they're able to lift

a skirt, then what's a trophy to them? [claps] [claps] Oh my god. - Mr Ganesh, 'namaste'. - 'Namaste'. How are you? I feel good after seeing you. [clapping] Are you flirting with me? You don't know? Are you not getting it? I am...Do one thing, I like your team very much. Take me in your team as a player. The name of their team is Karnataka Bulldozers. But they need a player. [claps] You're talking nonsense. [clapping] Mr Sohail, this tournament of yours, they must've umpires, too, right? - Make

Kapil Sharma an umpire. - Why? He likes to put his finger in between a lot. [claps] But Mr Ganesh, you know, once, I was on my way to meet you in your village. What's the name of the village where you were born? Adakamaranahalli. Yes, I was going to that place. The bus conductor came to me and said, where do you want to go? I said, um. Adakamaranahalli. - Araki. - Halli. Araki majavalhi? I said Goa. [claps] - Hi, Mr Sonu, how are you? - I'm good. See, I mentioned about a bus and I remembered yo

u. [claps] Here, I've brought a gift for you too. 'What is it?' Screwdriver, why? I heard that his team's Binnu is quite loose (Dhillon), so tighten [claps] It's just a joke. Generally, you need a generator in cricket, right? She goes as a generator to places too. Take her with you. Mr Sharma, I can understand your pressure. - What? - The producer's brother has come today. [claps] He keeps putting this comedy lines in between. So that you can tell about the guy's performance. [claps] Mr Sharma,

don't be tense at all. You're good. [laughter] Yeah! You perform well, yes. You're funny too. Sometimes I think, he's funnier than me. [claps] Mr Ninja, hi. Tell me one thing, the way you play cricket, do you use any cricketing techniques or do you use ninja techniques over there too? [laughter] Whether it's a technique for songs or cricket, - the technique remains the same. - The same? Okay. No, it's good. I really like it. - I've recently heard your song, it was good. - Thank you. You're so go

od that I feel like singing three, four more songs. [loud claps] Can somebody say how much flirting is going to take place today? [loud laughter] - They're all men. - We don't have women today. Yes. We've to make do with what we have. [claps] - Mr Jiiva, how are you? - Fine. How are you? I've seen you in 83 and now I'm seeing you in 2023. [laughter] You haven't changed in 40 years, how? You look the same. Gudiya, have you come here to talk rubbish? No, no, I've even more rubbish to talk about. I

can talk more. I wanted to make you all a request. This tournament that you're playing, take me into it too. Take me as a leercheader. - Cheerleader? - Yes, cheerleader, the one who dances. - Do you want to become a cheerleader? - Yes. Okay, let's go, the episode is over. [claps] How can you be a cheerleader? Do you know how hard it is? They've to dance on every fours and sixes. What fours and sixes, I'll dance on a no-ball too. I'll dance on a wide ball too. I'll dance on a free hit. Give me a

chance and I'll dance on the toss. [laughter] If you want to dance, you can dance like this. What's in this? 'This is in cricket.' That's it! [claps] There's one place in the ground where you need her. We need a heavy roller. To roll the pitch. Pitch roller... - Is this? - You know, strength. - Only stronger people can do that. - Okay. Is this your style of flirting? [claps] I'll go. [laughter] Sit down, sit down. Sit down to show the weight of the roller. 'Yes.' - Sit on his lap. - Sit. Sit, s

ir, please, sir. You sit, no problem. Aha! Okay, it's okay. Okay, if you don't want to make me a cheerleader, then, the one who talks a lot during the match, what's he called? - Commentator. - Commentator. Make me a commentator, I like that a lot. In my childhood, whatever used to happen in my house, I used to say that to my entire street. [claps] 'Yes, I enjoy.' For that reason, she doesn't have any brothers or sisters. She used to tell everything outside. [laughter] 'What's this?' I've told th

e third umpire about what you just said. And to watch it in slow motion and tell us where does it make sense. [claps] Mr Sudheer, you're also very cute. Thank you. I mean. Are you that guy, whom all the girls call at night and ask whether my baby has eaten yet? [laughter] - Are you that guy? - Yeah. You used to play badminton before, right? - Yeah. - Why did you leave? Did the police find out that you operate a racket? [claps] [claps] Mr Jisshu, how are you? I'm good, I'm actually a big fan of y

ours. I can't take all the flirting today. [laughter] I mean. If there's something above flirting than this is that. - Is that so? - I can't just express that in front of everyone here. So sweet. Very sweet, trust me. I'm blushing. Me too. [loud claps] If your team ever gets defeated, - you should call me then. - Why? 'Why? To encourage.' Not to encourage but to give snacks. [laughter] Why? I've heard that his team parties even after losing. - Isn't that so? - 100 per cent. I enjoy parties a lot

. I'm very loyal to a party, just like Mr Manoj. [claps] Thank you. While talking, I forgot to tell you an important thing. That I'm looking to get married. My mother and father have gone to meet the boy's family. He's a very sweet guy. He's not an ordinary guy. - He works for the animal welfare department. - Wow. - What does he do? - He walks the dogs. [claps] It's not an easy job. You know that today it's a business to walk dogs. Do you know? From Bandra to Juhu, he walks the dogs for every ri

ch and famous person. And until the dogs see this guy's face, they can't answer nature's call. [laughter] 'He's that amazing.' That's true. Once the guy had gone to his village and everyone video called him for their dogs. The dogs pooped up after seeing his face. [laughter] And only after that. He's very knowledgeable, he exactly knows which dog pees on which pole. So many details he knows. Very nice boy he is. I'm looking forward to marrying him. - Hmm. - What's this? What's happening? This is

my phone ringing. [laughter] He never comes on time. One minute. Hello. It's my mother. Mom, did you fix up my alliance? The boy refused? Did you show him my picture or not? Seeing my picture he said, he only takes small animals for walks. [laughter] All right mother, then whatever you feel right, abuse him in that manner. Just hand him the phone once. Hi. Get lost! [laughter] Don't worry Gudiya, you will find someone else. Even I don't want to marry that kind of man. Dog walker. What kind of a

job is this? [laughter] If ever I ask him to take me out he might put a leash on my neck. [laughter] You never know. He might take me to some pole. I don't want to go with him. Today he is walking dogs, after marriage, he'll go out with girls. This is not good. [laughter] And I want to tell you Sonu earns money from films. But he has other business also. I want to show you something. [clapping] Sonu Sood biryani and fast food. Sonu, this... When did you start this shop? This is not mine, I just

saw this. Actually during Covid, Sonu had helped many people and is still helping them. Thousands of people come outside his house every day. And those who don't come there he manages to reach them. My backbone broke many years back in a car accident. And since then I am leading a handicapped life. I am on Dialysis for the last 8 years. I live alone and have no family. I don't have a wife or kids. [emotional music] Did you fill out the form? What's the issue? Dialysis. It will be taken care of.

Don't worry. - Where are you from? - Naigaon. - Naigaon? - Yes. Greetings. My mother has cancer so I request you to help me. For chemotherapy treatment. Sir, please get my leg pain treated. I have trouble walking and don't get jobs. I'm unable to find work. Which leg? Show the photograph later. That one, I understood. [emotional music] [emotional music] [emotional music] [crowd cheering] It touched my heart. And I wished that whenever I have time I'll come and thank everyone for what they did.

[lively music] Amazing. Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I would like to say something. We all donate money. But donating time - is what he has done. - Thank you. [clapping] Sonu, how do you feel? One definitely feels happy after helping someone. How much responsibility do you feel when people come from far to your house filled with hope? I had come to Mumbai from Punjab to become an actor. I worked in many films and was part of successful films. I worked in multi

lingual films. I always said I wanted such a role in life which would make me feel this was what I had come from Punjab for. I worked in 100 films in 18-20 years. But it took me 20-22 years to understand that when you bring a smile to a stranger's face or become the medium to save someone's life, that feeling is bigger than all films. And I think that's the most important [clapping] role. I pray to God every day to help me fulfil the role I have been given. Till I am alive, I keep trying to help

the people who come with hope from all over the country. I pray to God for that every single day. Love you brother, God bless you. [clapping] [clapping] The founder of CCL, Vishnu Vardhan Induri, is here too. Vishnu sir, please come on stage. [clapping] Welcome, sir. This man is the brain behind CCL. He brought industries from around the country on one stage. Congratulations, Vishnu sir. And thank you for this beautiful CCL event. [clapping] Thank you so much for coming on the show. It was fun.

It's always fun when the CCL team comes. So congratulations to you and play well. Let's meet for the next CCL. And all the best for your movie. Thank you so much. [clapping] And thank you so much all of you. For enjoying this show so lovingly. Thank you. Keep laughing and smiling. Keep coming here every Saturday and S Good night. Thank you.