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Chappelle's Show - I Know Black People, Pt. 2

Dave challenges contestants to decipher a difficult line from the "Good Times" theme song and more on "I Know Black People." About Chappelle’s Show: It’s not just a show – it’s a social phenomenon. Dave Chappelle’s singular point of view is unleashed through a combination of stand-up bits and street-smart sketches. Hailed by critics and beloved by fans, Chappelle’s Show brings the funk and the noise – and some of the funniest comedy on television. Subscribe to Comedy Central: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUsN5ZwHx2kILm84-jPDeXw?sub_confirmation=1 Watch more Comedy Central: https://www.youtube.com/comedycentral Follow Comedy Central: Twitter: https://twitter.com/ComedyCentral Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/ComedyCentral/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/comedycentral/

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LET'S SEE HOW IT GOES IN THE NEXT ROUND. ARE YOU READY? WHAT IS A LOOSEY? - NOW, I SHOULD KNOW THIS. A SMOKE. ding! - DAMN, THAT'S-- THAT'S ABSOLUTELY CORRECT. A SINGLE CIGARETTE. - A LOOSE CIGARETTE. ding! - THAT IS CORRECT. - A CIGARETTE. ding! - THAT IS CORRECT. WHAT IS A LOOSEY? - IS THAT A-- A WAY OF SAYING ORAL SEX? buzz! - NO, BUT WE SHOULD START SAYING THAT. WHAT IS A LOOSEY? - ONE CIGARETTE BOUGHT AT THE STORE FROM THE ARABS. ding! - THAT IS CORRECT. A CIGARETTE BOUGHT AT THE STORE, ONE
LOOSE CIGARETTE, FROM AN ARAB. [people shouting] BLACK PEOPLE! - WHAT IS A CHICKENHEAD? - THAT'S A WOMAN WHO PUTS HER MOUTH ON THE MEMBER OF A-- OR SOMETIMES CALLED A CRACK WHORE. ding! - THAT IS ACCEPTABLE. THAT IS ONE OF THE MANY DEFINITIONS OF A CHICKENHEAD, A FELLATIOUS WOMAN. THERE WE GO. MARK, THINGS ARE LOOKING UP. - LET'S SEE. SOMEBODY ON TV USED TO SAY CHICKENHEAD. "YOU'RE SUCH A CHICKENHEAD." - I DON'T KNOW WHAT SHOW THIS IS, BUT I'D LIKE TO SEE IT. - SOMEBODY WHO'S STUPID. buzz! - NO
, A CHICKENHEAD IS A HOOCHIE, WHORE, OR A FELLATIOUS WOMAN, APPARENTLY. - IT CAN BE USED FOR DIFFERENT THINGS. IT'S MOSTLY USED TO DESCRIBE A HO OR AN UGLY WOMAN. - A WOMAN THAT LIKES TO SUCK PENIS. A WOMAN THAT LIKES TO SUCK PENIS. - TO GIVE A LOOSEY. - THAT'S RIGHT, TO GIVE A LOOSEY. WHAT IS A CHICKENHEAD? - OH, YOU CAN FIND THAT ANYWHERE IN THE HOOD, ON THE BLOCK. IT'S A BIRD, ONE OF THOSE THAT YOU JUST BRING HOME AND WEAR OUT. ding! - THAT IS CORRECT. A BIRD THAT YOU BRING HOME AND WEAR OUT.
THAT IS CORRECT. THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE FOR. THAT'S HOW THEY'RE USED. [people shouting] BLACK PEOPLE! - FINISH THIS GOOD TIME LYRIC: "TEMPORARY LAYOFFS, GOOD TIMES. "EASY CREDIT RIP-OFFS, "GOOD TIMES. "SCRATCHING AND SURVIVING, "GOOD TIMES. "BLANK, GOOD TIMES." - I KNOW THAT ONE CHARACTER ON GOOD TIMES WAS J.J. WALKER. - THAT'S VERY GOOD. I GET MISTAKEN FOR HIM A LOT IN SHOPPING MALLS. - ANOTHER ACTRESS ON GOOD TIMES IS LENNY KRAVITZ'S MOTHER. buzz! - OH, I'M SORRY, THAT WAS THE JEFFERSONS, BUT C
LOSE. both: ♪ EASY CREDIT RIP-OFFS ♪ ♪ GOOD TIMES ♪ ♪ SCRATCHING AND SURVIVING ♪ - ♪ GOOD TIMES ♪ [humming] ♪ GOOD TIMES ♪ - DAMN. both: ♪ AIN'T WE LUCKY WE GOT 'EM ♪ - ♪ GOOD TIMES ♪ - YEAH, I... - I REMEMBER WHEN WILLIS HAD A DRINKING PROBLEM. buzz! - "SCRATCHING AND SURVIVING, "GOOD TIMES. "BLANK, GOOD TIMES." - MM-HMM, AND I'VE ALWAYS WONDERED THIS MYSELF. AND IT SOUNDS LIKE "HANGIN' IN A JURY," BUT IT'S-- IT'S--IT'S--AND IS IT A-- - SAY IT ONE MORE TIME. SAY WHAT YOU JUST SAID ONE MORE TIME
. - ♪ HANGIN' IN A JURY ♪ UM, AND I ALWAYS THOUGHT, AS A KID, "DOES THAT MEAN THAT SOMEONE IS HUNG IN A JURY?" BUT I DIDN'T-- YOU KNOW, I HAVE TO SAY YOU CAN TELL I KNOW THE ACTUAL SONG, BUT THOSE ONES, I NEVER COULD DECIPHER WHAT IT WAS. IT WAS A-- - BRYAN TUCKER JUST POINTED OUT A FACT THAT IS VERY TRUE. THIS IS THE MOST DISPUTED LYRIC IN ALL OF THE GOOD TIMES LYRICS. - YES. - I AM INCLINED TO GIVE HIM THE POINT. I LOOK AT MY JUDGES-- ding! HE GETS THE POINT. - ALL RIGHT, AND WHAT IS THE LYRIC
? - THE CORRECT LYRIC: "HANGIN' IN A CHOW LINE." I HAD TO LOOK IT UP ON THE INTERNET MYSELF. I THOUGHT IT WAS "HANGIN' A JACKET." [people shouting] BLACK PEOPLE! - AND NOW FOR THE FINAL QUESTION. ARE YOU READY? - I'M READY. - HOW CAN BLACK PEOPLE RISE UP AND OVERCOME? - HOW CAN THEY RISE UP AND OVERCOME? WELL, CAN THEY OVERCOME? NO, I'M JUST-. ding! - THAT IS CORRECT. - [laughs] - REPARATIONS. ding! - THAT IS ACCEPTABLE. - THIS IS A RAP LYRIC? - NO, THIS--I'M SORRY. - OH, THIS IS A GENERAL QUEST
ION. - THIS IS AN ACTUAL QUESTION. - ALL RIGHT. THERE'S A COMPLEX ANSWER THERE. ding! - THAT IS CORRECT. - STAYING ALIVE. ding! - THAT IS CORRECT. THAT IS CORRECT. - WELL, STOP CUTTIN' EACH OTHER'S THROAT. ding! - THAT ALSO IS CORRECT. HOW CAN BLACK PEOPLE RISE UP AND OVERCOME? - GET OUT AND VOTE. buzz! - THAT IS INCORRECT, I'M AFRAID. - [laughing] - I'M SORRY. [people shouting] BLACK PEOPLE! - WELL, FOLKS, OUR JUDGES TALLIED UP THE SCORES, AND WE HAVE A WINNER. ROB THE DJ. ROB, COME ON OUT. EXC
ELLENT JOB, ROB. CONGRATULATIONS. HERE'S THE GRAND PRIZE. OF COURSE, IT CONTAINS A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF MURRAY'S HAIR CREAM. THAT'S RIGHT. AND ONE CAN IS A LIFETIME SUPPLY, TRUST ME. TWO BOOTLEG DVDs. AND, OF COURSE, WHAT WOULD A GRAND PRIZE BE WITHOUT A PACK OF MENTHOL CIGARETTES? [people shouting] BLACK PEOPLE!

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